Whiplash - Most Epic Lines
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- Опубликовано: 19 май 2015
- edit-I was NOT expecting so many people to watch this lmao. I made this a long time back, please excuse my shitty editing (not that it's better or anything lol) and I know I've missed out a lot. As someone rightly said in the comments, I should've just uploaded the entire film.
I do not own anything.
Why are you reading the comments, there's no fucking MARS bar down here.
Michael Kawamura 😂😂
Michael Kawamura Nice 👏🏻👍🏻
Harvard: Nigga u want a degree?
W
TotalbleShip01 Cizz scholarship
Imagine Fletcher teaching a preschool class
More or less the R rated vision of kinderguarden cop
I feel like he'd actually be nice
Argeniside 101 in the movie he is nice to a little kid so prob yeah
*NOT MY FUCKING COLORS*
ARE YOU COLORING IN THE LINES OR ARE YOU SABOTAGING MY COLORING BOOKS?
This editing is not quite my tempo.
I was such a beginner I cringe myself I really was NOT expecting it to blow up
Anonymous Anthropoid *THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?!!*
*SO YOU DO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE! NOW ANSWER ME, WERE YOU BAD EDITING OR GOOD EDITING?!*
MrTZUNA27 *SO YOU DO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE*
But he clips change so fast it must be coming close to 215 BPM...
Imagine Fletcher as your P.E. teacher. The kids would be alcoholics by 6th period.
Band: there until midnight
not rly, we had a even worse music teacher in my school, many times he’d chase kids around the class to beat them up for no reason
@@Archonsx what kind of fucking school did you got to?
imagine if he was a porn director
Or they’d be Bo Jackson. That’s the point. Do you sink or rise to your ability
due to the lack of camera panning down i refuse to believe there isn’t a MARS bar down there.
you capitalized the wrong word
Schrodinger's mars bar
Cringe anime pfp
There could also be a pot of gold down there
You didn’t uppercase the I!
“Fuck off, Johnny Utah, turn my pages bitch!”
My favorite line
I was feeling him there. You can only respect ambition like that.
What does Johnny Utah refer to ? I'm not American so I don't get it
@@pierrebezard7547referring to Keanu Reeves in Point Break
He wasn't looking for the next best jazz musician,
He was look for pictures of *Spider-Man*
And the next dimension to hop threw...
You serious?
Blader could u pay me in advance?
*hyenic laughing intensifies*
Nick S get the fuck outta my sight before i demolished you
my favorite part ever is when Fletcher says "I'm gonna gouge out your fucking eye" then Andrew hits the cymbal making Fletcher flinch. The look Andrew gave Fletcher was so fucking satisfying I nearly jizzed. Nearly.
Eric Mariscal IKR!
Fuck your nearly, I *did*
Hold up-
@@pheone9105 no don't hold
Not my tempo
"For the last FATHER-FUCKING TIME" has become a routine phrase of mine thanks to this movie.
Same
Same
Fletcher is awesome. Wish I had a mentor like him. It's something women can't understand.
I say this to my cat when he shits slightly outside the litter tray.
@@taylorc2542 what do you mean by “something women can’t understand” ??
Let's be frank, the audience doesn't notice 99.99% of the mistakes made in a concert. 😂
In competition you aren't playing to the audience, you're playing to judges who do notice the things that the audience doesn't.
It’s so easy to hear mistakes even when you’re not a musician so I think the audience would notice mistakes. Definitely more than .01% lol.
@@dbodooley nah not really.
When Andrew improvised and fucked up when fletcher set him up at the end, i guarantee that some of the audience didn’t notice and just thought the drum part was very loose and avant garde.
@@Kingsnax12 It’s easy to predict drum beats and feel where the rhythm is going. I don’t know maybe it’s just easy for me. I play guitar and piano. I dunno I just feel like drum beats are so easy to follow.
This whole movie was amazing
Jason P why?
@@andrewvines5170 does it need an explanation?
@@yulhenderson2267 Yes. It does. It has 94% from critics and audience on RT. Why?
@@judgedbytime Golden dialogue, amazing story and outstanding acting that makes you connect with the characters on screen, we get to feel and see Andrew's change from a college student with passions and dreams to a delusional machine that will sacrifice all of his relationships just to be the best
@@andrewvines5170 literally one of the best movies of all time lol
If they had to censor every swear word fletcher said, the entire movie would just be one long beep
If they bleeped out each word....it would probably be a Morse code...that’s still not on his tempo.
It's like radio version of Eminem's tracks
That's funny cuz they did show the movie in tv in the middle east... It was so hilarious
The movie Rated R for only cursing
Drumming isn't swearing
Terence Fletcher vs Gordon Ramsay
They would cancel each other out. Its PEMDAS or some shit.
@@tannius5116 this comment made my day
If that happened the universe would be disintegrated down to its last atom
Oh shit 😂😂😂dying
Terence fletcher vs gordon ramsay vs simon cowell
2:44 hands down the best line in the movie
"Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you"
*I can still fucking see you mini-me!*
Lucifer1002 I can just imagine Ford saying that to Bill
It’s like when I wanna ask my mom a question and she’s in a bad mood lol
@@mememan3447what?
"Why do you suppose I just threw a chair at your head?"
Because you're insane?
ANSWER!!!
Hurled
coz you have issues, issues with your son not being a fucking musician and you just want everyone damned about it.... Dad!!!!
Because of your profile pic I imagined that line spoken by Michael Scott
"I can STILL FUCKING SEE YOU, MINI ME!"
Why mini me?
Is he talking to his son?
The 7th Gospel its the midget in austin powers movie.. not the cliche mini me post of parent and kid in social media
Nicolás Riveros that's my favorite line in the movie
4:23 You know Fletcher had to be a little proud of Andrews roast.
Life support machine: *flatlines*
Fletcher: not quite my tempo.
Would that technically count as dragging?
@@santiagomachado7378 Rushing or Dragging? ANSWER!!!
Rushing life, dragging death. Which still isn't quite my tempo.
Fletcher looks like a turtle
He is turtley enough for the turtle club.
*HEY ITS FRANKLIN*
What’s funny is that J.K. Simmons played a turtle in Bojack Horseman.
master oogway lookin ass
Imagine if when Neimann tackled fletchers head and arms retracted into his shirt
3:24 That delivery fucking slaps.
Cosmopolitans and baaaked alaaaaassska
@@chrisg6863 this comment made me laugh so hard lmao
Not as hard as Fletcher slapped Andrew
4:25 I love how Andrew was 100% right there and Fletcher had no real comeback for that
My favorite part was when Fletcher says: "there's no pot of gold down there. What are yo- adjusting the seat? That's been your fucking problem this entire time? The seat height!!"
Hahahaha
So, now you have it?
Right?
@ItzKylex BULLSHIT!
@ItzKylex BULLSHIT FUCK YOU!
@ItzKylex nothing. Its what flwycher says afterwards
This film is scarier then any horror film I have ever seen. Forget the girl in the ring crawling out of the TV........imagine Fletcher ( thanks so much for all the likes!)
7 days...not my fucking tempo
I'd shove a crash symbal up his ass by the 1st hour
I’ve met people worse
Flatcher= real nightmare
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4:55 is my favorite part. To me it shows that teachers can’t just have high standards and high demands. There has to be a balance at some point of acknowledging the student’s hard work and growth.
I feel that is the point of the movie though. The reason Fletcher is so demanding is bc he knows when someone has potential, but for him the only way to get to that is by being such a demanding person who does not accept failure or even mediocrity. In a way he is right, just like the talk he has with Andrew, if he pats him on the back or even acknowledges his hard work he is doing him a disservice in making him believe that it’s alright to fail or be mediocre. Not to say he will never fail, he is human everyone can mess up, but if he accepts it he will never improve and become a great musician. Andrew even tries to say wouldn’t that discourage the next Charlie Parker and Fletcher replies no bc the next Charlie Parker will never be discouraged, something Andrew learns when Fletcher embarrasses him in front of an audience
@@gerardorebolloso797 exactly. People who put bad practices under the excuse of "hard work" are just doing that... making excuses
@@gerardorebolloso797 I get that point but I don't think it's the right way. Personal insults and demolishing confidence isn't the only way to keep pushing for better results.
Persistence is the key in my experience. If someone has improved, good job. However that only means that the current trajectory is good, it doesn't mean the level you are currently at should be sufficient for you.
Most musicians put themselves constantly no matter what, you don't need to increase that in most cases.
@@gerardorebolloso797 awful convenient to assume the next charlie parker would never be discouraged, i don't buy it
@@chaunceyloveshack9530 If you don't buy it, then you didn't get the Movie
"I can still fucking see you mini me!" Gets me everytime XD
That one's for us older folks. But who knows? Maybe there will be a fourth movie after all. What's it been, 20 years now?
@@ricksimon9867 I’d love to see another Austin powers movie but it’s probably not coming.
@@dribbler456pls8 Mike Myers has literally been disowned by Hollywood, just like Brendan Fraser. So, no we'll probably never see a fourth one.
The knocking down the drumset tackle scene was kind of relieving tbh.
Need more stomps
4:48 is genuinely one of the greatest insults of all time
Fr 😂
I love how Andrew was already gone but he was still going off 😂
5:56 that silent FU is gold
4:55 Yeah, I'd lash out at my teacher too if he treated me like crap. Regardless, brilliant movie!
Especially after being so dedicated as to opt to play for a competition rather than going to the hospital after a car crash
I know that fletcher was an incredibly evil person here but honestly I blame neiman here.
@@immentallyhandicapped2903 I mean, he just got out of a car crash. He was likely disoriented and was on auto pilot mode, not thinking properly.
@@kamranabbas3414 When you experience a traumatic experience, you are in a dissociative and distorted state so he couldn’t think properly
If Fletcher was everyone's Dad the human race would have colonised half the Galaxy by now.
And there would be a 100% alcoholic population
Cortisol Levels: Insurmountable.
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access a small price to pay for perfect tempo
So, INVINCIBLE right?
@@danielobdice This comment aged really well.
Are you a russian or are you a dragon
Hahahhahhahahahahahha
Or are you oN MY FUCKING TIE!!!!!!
André Ferreira omg you killed it
lmao, good one
A Russian
"Get the FUCK out of my sight before I demolish you!"
Honestly, they were perfect for each other. Andrew was cocky but talented, Fletcher was abusive but a perfectionist. They pretty much always met each other halfway. It’s no wonder they each got what they wanted in the end.
Yes you are right 100% they were actually very close to each other in a dysfunctional way, the crazy thing is when Andrew tackled Fletcher and wanted to kill him that was a real breakthrough in their relationship then at the end when Fletcher said he was going to gouge out Andrews eyes it went from that to "Andrew what are you doing man"? to Fletcher uprighting the drum set to guiding him through the drum down and drum up to the smile at the end I imagine they stayed close after this movie obsessing about music fighting with each other then Fletcher dies and Andrew is lost and depressed and withers away.
Imagine this guy as a driving instructor
Endless accidents
Not quite my tempo
Not quite my gear shift
J K Simmons is a friggin master ... in the "not my tempo" scene you can feel the uneasy tension as his temper crescendos until BOOM a chair goes flying.
I had a Fletcher. The woman still haunts my dreams.
5:41 I love the Zoom in
This is the most intense on the edge of your seat movie ever one of my favorite movies of all time...
3:41 "Whaurgh, adjusting the seat really? That's been your f'ing problem the whole time, the seat height? So now you have it, right? Go!"
my favorite comment
0:17 he didn't even try, he just nodded and agreed lol
i love the little "f**k you" at 5:56
like i agree andrew.
i agree.
never realised this in the movie XD
Satisfying beyond compare
Fletcher:
"FASTER!! FASTER!!"
Also Fletcher:
"Or don't, I don't give a shit"
How Master Tenzin REALLY trained the new airbenders
2:44 when I wanna ask my mom a question but she’s in a bad mood
This is literally 7 minutes of Fletcher
I love it
I had an art teacher like this in grade 10 to 11. She wouldn’t yell or physically hurt you. She would write brutally honest comments on projects and always walked around the room, and “correct” any mistakes. One time, when a few kids said they’d go to art school after high school. She made up a Hitler joke. I don’t remember what it was, but she’d joke about the war and hitler all year.
I'm assuming the joke had to do with hitler not getting into art school ?
My favorite one by far is "Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you". The "demolish you" part is killing me everytime 😂😂😂
4:22 That’s my favourite line as well😂
Glad to see my inspiring quotes finally getting the recognition they deserve
Man, f you for being so mean to Andrew
Turn my pages b****!
No offense Fletcher but you misspelled your first name
@@braydentaylor4639 damn, I did, rip
@@terrencefletcher1067 Good to see that you fixed it
0:28 that's funny coming from the yellow m&m
Didn't know J Jonah Jameson had this much anger issues
he IS a neo-nazi ex-felon after all
Blood pressure Mr. Jameson your wife told me to watch the anger
he stopped taking his meds
@@busscr YOU TELL MY WIFE.... thank you
"So for the FInal, FATHERFUCKINGTIME, SAY IT LOUDER"
*I'M UPSET*
"The Gay Pride Of the Upper West Side Himself" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Unfortunately, this is not a Bette Midler concert. We will not be serving *cosmopolitans and baked Alaska,* so just play faster than you give handjobs, will you please?"
andrew sounds like Joanna hill
Jonah*
To me he sounds like jonah hill but whatever
JOANNA LMAOO
0:19 OH SNAP
my love for this movie is immeasurable
"Fuck off Johnny Utah turn my pages Bitch" is by far the best line in the movie
"What're you one of those single tear people???" Always gets me 🤣
4:22 never gets old
I have to love the surprise on fletchers face when they pull the kid off of him. It’s the look every bully has when they realize all too late that their punching bag has had enough.
“Who, me? What did I do?”
from the moment I came across a trailer of this film I could not get over how raw and incidental yet fascinating that it is
“Are you one of those single tear people, do I look like a double f***** rainbow to you?” 😂😂 yes yes you are Fletcher
2:43
Hey, look at that, it's Schwoz.
This guy can make a drill instructor cry...
3:56 Love this part
Never thought a movie about a drummer would be so terryfing
"Not quite my tempo. It's all good, no worries"
* Hurls chair at Neiman's head *
Neiman:"So that was a fucking lie."
I always love the acapella group line for some reason, maybe it’s just the inflection or whatever but it gets me every time
“Think mark”
It's all good, no worries. Moments later he throw a chair
2:01 when you're friend says you are worthless but you say this to him
Damn that man! Did he won an award for acting in this movie? He's a brillant actor.
Academy award for best supporting actor
Fletcher is a fucking SAVAGE
"Most epic dialogue" why just put the complete movie xD
fletcher seems like the kind of guy that never got the shit beat out of him, as a man going unchecked is a dangerous thing.
I only had one teacher in college who was willing to humiliate people for subpar work and didn't care if they cried. but he was very knowledgeable and wanted all of his students to succeed.
one day I put up my work on the wall for the class to see and he said he said "A-, that's the highest grade I give out." I'll never forget that moment.
Sounds like you have Stockholm Syndrome.
@@DaChef1974 for grades, its not bad tho
I swear J.K. Simmons is the greatest at portraying the angry asshole, besides the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket XD
Imagine combining Hartman & this
i’m just gonna start throwing shit at people and then ask them “why do u suppose i just threw that at you”
Thank you for making this. It’s awesome.
He threw the chair with such grace
"Most Epic Lines" - Almost every line from fletcher in the entire movie.
“Not quite my tempo” lives in my dreams
4:22 is the best line of all time.
I've always wondered whether or not Neiman's tempo actually was wrong or was Fletcher just planning on humiliating him from the beginning.
From what I heard and know, It actually was wrong until the last try, where he finally nailed it, but Fletcher probably thought, that he picked it right too late according to his standarts.
0:34 Best one
There's never been another movie ever made that has more insults then Whiplash.
Fletcher is Ruthless.
"Get the fuck out of my sight before i demolish you" what a madlad
This video brings both anger and enthusiasm at the same time .
the depth here makes all of the swearing in all of the other films with Miles as an actor looks so incidental or not well placed
“Are you gonna be ON MY FUCKING TIMEEEEE?”
I can't stop looking at the twin squiggly veins on his temples
It's basically just every Fletcher line
I have enough confidence in myself (and self respect) to walk out on this a-hole's orchestra almost immediately. I wouldn't be surprised if many others followed. His is not the only pebble on the beach.
can't handle the heat huh?
@@tubeguy4066 I think that there's many ways to "handle the heat" and one of them is to confidently choose another alternative.
@@tubeguy4066 there's a reason assault is a crime, especially abusing your position of power as a teacher over a student
"Andrew what're u doin man? “
Fletcher acknowledges him now.
I think he had acknowledged him for a while, atleast for the potential. In the end of the movie when Fletcher embarrasses Andrew is when he stops acknowledging Neuman. "Maybe you didn't have it in you after all" Which unlike most of his insults is said completely calm because he actually means it.
"4 words you will never hear from the NFL"
So glad i caught this one on theatre, great experience and whether we like it or not, there is a message in this film, immensely accurate (i'm sorry to say..).
Wow ! I forgot that great tackle at 4:57 ! Good sack man, your coach lost 5 yards !!
If Sgt. Hartman from full metal jacket had a half brother, it would be Fletcher.
2:47 Literally me.
I always tears in my eye everytime Terrence says Whiplash.