It's All Smiles With Trump And Putin
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- Опубликовано: 5 май 2019
- President Trump says Vladimir Putin shot him a smile while discussing the 'Russian Hoax.' Only thing is, it was a video-less phone call.
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Colbert's "dot-dot-dots" never get old!
I think Trump is doing extra dots just for Colbert.....
Yes, part of the joke being that use of the English language is among the laws Trump doesn’t observe. He has no clue about how to use ellipses.
For royals, horses are people too. It's only polite to thank them for being there.
You mean royals treat people like horses?
@@PrimoStracciatella well historically they treated everyone like they were servants (depending on how you would treat one if you had one either good or bad ). Horses on the other hand were high level favourite servants borderline friends to be taken care of ... So actually yeah treating people like horses would mean they were being nice
They were well behaved, polite, didn't make faces or snide comments. Besides, he was using their home for the press conference. It was only proper that they be thanked.
I love when Stephen reads the parentheses bits of Trump's tweets. 🤣
Prince Harry looked simply adorable announcing the birth of his son. What a sweet, silly new daddy look he was wearing.
I know it was so sweet, Made me smile
“Congratulations to the new parents: now you have a real job”
That was a beautiful punchline: simply perfect.
Not really, he was in the army and fought in Afghanistan 🤷♂️
And he’s the head of many charities, including the invictus games.
Whoever wrote that line should get a raise
Adam P
I’m sure being the head of a few charities is incredibly taxing work: he must do dozens of hours of work a year...
@Stonka
Yes, he was in the army...what job has he had to do since then?
Answer: None.
Reason: He’s a member of the royal family.
Most people, when they leave the army, tend to have to get other jobs...you know, to feed themselves and their families.
Not when you’re a member of the royal family, you don’t: you go on visits to different countries and wave a lot...
It’s rather hard to call that working for a living.
He's implying Harry has never had a real job, when he has 🤷♂️
'Stöllen' also means 'fool', and 'madman' in Swedish. There's definitely been something 'stöllen' in the White House
No such word in swedish. Stollen, sure. It means "the fool" or "the loonie", definitive form. No ö though.
"Stollen" is also a nice christmas biscuit/cake type thing in Germany.
What!? I´m a 38 year old Swede and I´ve never heard that word. Maybe a regional thing but I doubt it. Maybe your thinking of "tokstollen" witch means, kind of, what you said.
@@Gigator My absolute favourite Christmas dessert is stollen, for those uninitiated;
It's a dense, white sponge a little firmer than usual full of dried fruit (currants, citrus rind, cherries, the usual Christmas trimmings) with marzipan running through the centre, rolled into a log before baking. It's traditionally finished with an ungodly and wildly impractical amount of icing sugar. If it doesn't fall off and make it look like you spilled cocaine all over your lap as soon as you bite, you need more sugar.
Maybe he meant Stalin.
A president should be held to higher standards then the rest of society, not allowed to get away with crime someone else would be prosecuted for. This is not justice.
lol true.
Amen!
You should see what he is criminally doing 3 1/2 years later. Sedition & espionage.
"Cry me a river, Don, those are two years none of us are getting back!"
Dot,dot,dot never fails to disappoint.
😂😂😂
Its still funny no matter how many times 😂😂
Dot
Has anyone ever made a 10 hour version of Stephen saying "Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot...." on RUclips? Because if not, someone certainly should.
Trump writes like those angry internet trolls, who just smash their keyboard to prove a point!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@edwardv1255 Hold my beer.
Omg he thanked the horses 😂😂 he's adorable
He's lost his mind.
@@brooklyna007 I apologise to lampposts I walk into, he's fine
It was lightly sarcastic: the horses had been making noises behind him. Typical Brit humour.
Yes they behaved and he thanked them, I'm sure he talks to them the way we all talk to our animals. I like him he turned out to be a really nice fellow. 'Simpatico'
@@obliviousotterI
Haha point taken
While Stephen's monologue's are always brilliant, they wouldn't be as fabulous without Jon's 2 cents in the background. So awesome!
Rae Lynn Personally, I’d rather Jon stays quiet.
@@frodo246 Hear! Hear!
Personally, I love his quips, I think they add such a camaraderie to the whole thing. But I can why it's distracting for some.
@@frodo246 but why?
I find it unnecessary and obnoxious most of the time, actually.
Harry is adorable 😊😊😊😊😊. British protocol always thank the horses.
It was just a Freudian slip. He just thinks that's how you spell Stalin.
Oh oh don’t forget the days at the golf course too 157 days to be added😂😂😂
Be glad he spends so much time golfing. He can golf 24/7 for all I care. At least on the green he's not fucking up anything important.
The man who knows "more about technology than anyone, trust him" hasn't mastered spellcheck yet
lol
but even for spellcheck u have to know which is the right word to choose ...
A 5th grader wouldn't need spell check for 'stolen.'
David Cox - Trump hasn't mastered many things as yet; toilet paper, umbrellas, finding the presidential limo, knowing things, understanding things...
All the technology
Becoming President in order to do a bank heist was legitimately an episode of South Park.
It's where he got the idea
Makes sense since Trump is an elderly Eric Cartman with dementia.
@Jim Battersbee Yeah I voted for Clinton.
@@kimberlys8422 Doesn't Eric Cartman already have dementia?
@Jim Battersbee I didn't vote for her because I like her... but she's better than Trump! *FACT* Trump is an uneducated, disgusting person.
We had the same issue in Europe, where kings and queens were Above the Law.
Just borrow guillotine and learn the same lessons.
@E L That's only your opinion...
@E L you need help
E L Nothing I just read here looked sane. By your logic, all Christian countries are the same. Oh wait, what am I saying? Logic has no place here. If it did, stupid crap like that would never get posted
@History of Today that is true
#WP, Ahh yes, the only true 'holiday' I personally observe, annually! Sans the ridiculous commententary of no logic nor import above these words; not a single one actually caught your perfect reference! And how sad that comedian Kathy Griffin was only a couple of months early with her "scandalous" meme!
Viva la Bastille mon cheri! Cake anyone? 🎂⛩🎈🔥🤘😎💨💨💨
Trump is too important to charge?
Ed Norton in Red Dragon: "We need to arrest Dr. Lecter!"
His boss: "Why? He's been a great help with these missing person's cases."
Ed: "Dude. He's literally eating a human corpse right in front of you!"
Crap! I used to watch Colbert for entertainment. Now I have to watch Colbert to maintain my sanity...
I have noticed my sanity / insanity ratio has shifted to the positive side since watch. Thanks Steve
@Jim Chambers proud Republican supporting a rich idiot who pays no tax. You're a genius
I haven't any sanity left.
Me too bro
It was really sweet that he thanked the horses.😀 Such a Happy Daddy..Maybe he thanked them for their attendance and for their service..Still super sweet..😄
Harry looked like he was gonna cry.
he knows he’s not going to sleep again for a long time
@@McRik-1 new royals do. Doria is there to help. The elite in the US don't care for their own kids either.
"You're a funny guy, you make me slap someone else's knee". LOL
Colbert makes me burst out laughing. The clown-hat in the WH makes it so easy.
The polar bears are just dying with laughter. Have a nice wet blanket. At least it's warm water.
Not if you realize that he and his staff must watch and listen to more of Trump than I could possibly stand.
90 minutes? What, were their wives swapping Stroganoff recipes? And Jon's WTF cutaways are becoming classic. 🤣🤣🤣
Harry is too cute I think he thanked his horses for not making any noise during his announcement. Congrats Harry and Megan!!!!!
Gwen30
It’s not your baby.
"You make me slap someone else's knee." Oh my god why do they leave the funniest punchline to the last second. I died.
I almost feel bad for Putin. Having a long conversation with Trump must be painful, even if he is constantly praising him. Even Fox News can't stand his rambling after a short while.
Jaz Lembke I feel you, but probably it was long for Trump’s attention span so like... 6 minutes
Lol
Bit unfair on P.Harry, he served in the military. That's a pretty big job I'd say. Done more than Trump.
Pretty low bar, that last sentence.
Harry was not going to be put in harms way.
Ah yes, the age old tradition of sending aristocratic brits off to join the forces... in name only.
Treason is still a felony... Right? Asking for a friend. 🙄
Sedition is a crime? Asking for a friend.
... for a friend...😂😂😂😂😂😂
libs still flippantly throwing around the treason charge? lol
You do realize 99% of the Government, including Obama had committed treason right? That includes people in both parties. Anyone who does anything outside the limitations of the Constitution is by definition Treasonous. How come Obama, Hillary, Lynch, or holder get tried for treason?
He thanked... The horses. Still more intelligent and lucid than anything trump does.
The *horses* are more intelligent and lucid than Trump.
Perhaps the horse is the real Father
@@bluebear068 ftfm, thanks. Lol
He was tired & over joyed & probably did not see those horses his mind was on his son
Recon Maybe horses have sired babies in your family? That would make you special and unique. A true miracle! Poor Meghan has to settle for Prince Harry to have babies!
All the king's horses and all the king's men, helped deliver a royal baby again.
British horses are awesome.
@RAINY DAY And because you aren't big with manners?
@RAINY DAY Someone has some anger issues.
The deranged dots (ever-wrong ellipses) get me, every time... See, three is just fine.
A ninety minute call? Hmm, sounds like a performance review.
'Now that I have been cleared of collusion with the Russians, I am off to collude with the Russian leaders....'
On a secure line Mr. President?
I bet he wishes there was a special phone on the President's desk, that when picked up opened a direct line with Russian President... but they took that "Red Phone"out after nuclear detant deals and the "fall of communism"..
Who is the boss?
@bigpimpdaddy69 Well they do need to be sure the "Pee Tape" from that night in the best hotel in Moscow, is still secured.
@@DesertEagleV If you dare look into the E.D. 'Reptile Dysfunktion', demonic possession by a serpent race. "The Dragon....that ancient serpent that is the devil and Satan". as the book of Revelations calls "Them".
It certainly could not be the dreaded Russian discovery under the Antarctic ice sheets - Organism 46-b, 14 arm super octopi with shape shifting and deadly psychic mind control powers. I hear he calls his "boss" man 'Vlad the Inhaler'.
Also look up the (related?) Kochtopus, and like me yell CHARLES!!!!
@@gordonanderson3111
'Vlad the inhaler'
Trump is asthmatic?
Stephen is by a wide margin one of the best comedians out there today
And he's getting funnier every day!
Because he panders to your politics instead of actually trying to be funny?
@@nagantm441 And there's Soviet bot number five. Beep boop.
@@tsstevensts and there's the conspiracy theorist/moron of the week
@@nagantm441 "conspiracy theorists" is fascist propaganda...beep boop.
I could seriously watch an entire show that consisted solely of Colbert sarcastically reading Trump's tweets in his Trump-mocking voice.
Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot
@@AliciaAncona dyaaaat dot dot
yes...and when he does that " dot dot dot " thing.. funny as hell😅
He never once counted the DOTDOTDOTS wrong!
That sounds terrible. Don't we have to listen to Trump enough as is. In fact I think that's one of the punishments in the seventh circle of hell
When they show the piano player and he sitting straight up with that look l😂😂😂
Jon Batiste.
@@_crispins Who really adds a LOT to the humor of the show as well as being a great musician :)
In his defense that one horse did super happy for him.
Harry is fucking cool man. He would be the one to "mix shit up"
Yeah you can tell he was over the moon 😭😭
That is one new daddy still in a "the baby's coming!" daze.
Oh Stephen, your smartass sarcasm is the sugar in my coffee that starts my day with a "sort of smile". Like Putin on the phone with Trump about the "Russian Hoax", you're a good "chuckle". Lol. 😂☕🥄👍
We need the laughter, dude.
I swear the “dot dot dot” gets me all the time.😂😂😂😂
"Those are two years none of us are getting back" Nail! Head!
2 years the planet is not getting back.
The planet is doing just fine. Stop listening to the communist doomsday cult pushing climate fraud.
@@damientech88 Okay we'll stop listening to Trump.
That's called a first round Superman Punch knockout. Captain Falcon achievement unlocked.
Damien Tech 👈🏼 hanging onto Trump’s left testicle lmao limp biscuit!
The real American Patriots want the thief that has stolen 2 + years of FAKE ASS PRESIDENT! He is only the president for refukntards!
@@damientech88 congrats! You're in the 2%!
"We have examined ourselves and found ourselves innocent"
"Takes a village, it takes a village!" Have always enjoyed Jon Batiste's little injections into the monologue :)
Trump says that getting along with every body is a good thing, but I don’t see him get along with any of the NATO nations.
You mean .... Trump is no longer letting American Taxpayers (that's us) get fleeced and ripped off by NATO and the abusive, authoritarian European Union anymore. That's a good thing too. Why should the American Taxpayer be the "piggy bank" for the entire World, and always be dragged into fighting for the interests of Foreign Oligarchs?? America First is good for American people, and the American Economy. And...we can do that while simultaneously having an open dialog with Russia (and China) - and not living in an unnecessary state of fear.
Good Thing...YES!
Trump doesn't get along with 60% of Americans.
@@FreeSociety1 You're right, Trump openly fleeces poor and middle class Americans by giving billions and billions of our tax money to the very richest Americans, why should they pay for NATO?
The flip side of that coin is that he loves and idolises the world's dictators, despots, and autocrats just fine.
I'm not condoning this by any measure.
@@FreeSociety1 Which of Europes conflicts in recent time has USA been paying tribute to solve? Let's say, in the past 20 years..
Please remember that NATO is a mutual defense treaty and the only country that's been attacked in the past 20 years is the USA. Your military budget is your own problem.
"And after shooting me that smile, he made finger-guns and winked at me- very happy, winked at me, you know Vlad, very friendly great guy."
"... believe me!"
😉👉👉
Now, hasn't Prince Harry been part of the royal air force? Yes. Yes he has. That, sir, is a real job
He was in Army Air Corps . It all makes for some nice PR photo opportunities which is what it's all about, that and creating the appearance of having a 'job'.
urbanimage Patently untrue to say it was a PR Opp. 🙄
@@yeeahsure You're quite right. The main reason is that, like his dad, uncle and brother, he got to play with some nice helicopters and the press get to take a few snaps too.
Jessica Emmas Jessica, you are quite right
@@rayherbst6655 He was in the army not the airforce.
Stephen, dot, dot, dot..love your trump voice tweets 🤪😬😁
I think Trump is doing more dots just for Colbert.......
Stephen's mockery Trump voice is 100000X better than real Trump voice.
dot dot, dot dot dot dot.
I mean it makes sense he'd say "stollen", because Putin is already Lenin' him a hand.
Nicely done.
Get out now. You go outside.
Stop it, it will leave a Marx on you!
It also sounds like Stalin.
@@wpl6661 that was the joke.jpg
Donald Trump: "Mueller should not testify"... Trump's idea of Transparency 😉
You're right, he commits crimes in plain sight.
Also Donald Trump: "This completely exonerates me!"
@@couragekarnga8735 Also also Donald Trump:
"I'm f**ked"
Is his voluminous report not enough for you?
Hitlery acid washed her email server of 30+ thousand emails🙂
Prince Harry is one of the more likable Royals. Congratulations to Mehgan and Harry
What's that have to do with rapid global warming ?
@B Davis Judgmental aren't you! The NAZI uniform was just bad taste and he regretted it! He was a lot younger then. Who cares about Vegas prostitutes! It's the past. Move on! He has!
I'd like to thank each of those 370 former prosecutors. And Mueller WILL testify. HE has nothing to hide.
Trump wrote TLDR on page 1 of the report.
It's over 650 former prosecutors now.
@@abram730 that many? wow!
i'll eat popcorn watching Mueller testify
Yeah Dump could hear Putin laughing uncontrollably in the background of the Russian translator so Dump assumed Putin was happy.
hodaka1000, Putin sounded like this, “Bha hahaha hahaha!!!” Of course, the WH Bambino 🤶🏻loved it!!! Too bad for the Americans 😪🙄😢
Hay, that's what I call him. DUMP
6:26 _“... getting along with [...] China [...] is a good thing, not a bad thing”_
So, why is Trump escalating the trade war with China at the same time, then?
Because he is a child!
This fool den lost his marbles.
Amazing that Trump still found the time to play 174 days of golf so far...
balls weren't Stollen, i guess
And with bone spurs.
@In truth we trust oh is he Irish now? jk 😉
I love when liberals want Trump to do MORE things hahahaha yeah!
And cheats at it too.
Sometimes John's expression like at 9:45 is all that's needed.
The cry baby asking for two extra years. He will get 20 plus 2 added for witness tampering
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
"20 plus 2 added for witness tampering" that seems unlikely. Justice in America? Americans demanding justice? Really unlikely.
@onlyfacts nope
They're calling it witless tampering now in his honour.
He just can’t get along with our allies. Only the enemies!
Jeanne 54 he’s a damn fortunate son draft dodging treasonous traitor coward and he should be severely punished for his continuance of criminal activities!
Bas Baas 👈🏼 yeah ok, you must be slurping that orange koolaid scooter...lmao
Your allies like the wahhabi terror state of Saudi Arabia? Seems to be getting along just fine.
Look, you went all in on the "Russia collusion" angle when you could have gone for the Trump corruption angle (enriching himself through the presidency) or the other 36 angles were Trump´s crimes and incompetence could bring him down. But no, all in on Russia. Now the Mueller report will boost his ratings.
Sad that Colbert used to play an over the top neo-con character, now he plays an over the top neo-liberal character.
Should we clap for that?
@Bas Baas it's back on thanks to Putin.
Bas Baas that’s a negatory On the assumption....that’s 1 ass u, none me
I love Stephen's voice reading Trump tweets. Whenever I see something Trump has said in writing, that's the voice I hear.
Annd... he always gets the right number of dots! Dot dot...dot dot dot dot dot...
This is what America has to deal with every single day !!!!!
"A NUTJOB"
Seriously! It used to be that you could just cross the street to get away from these ranting & raving lunatics.
@@snakesnsparklers626 The good old days! It seems like a life time ago but it's only been two years. Wow how time crawls like a man baby.
Trisha A.
We ALL have to deal with it
Harry made a joke when addressing the horses. I write that knowing that some Americans don't get it.
But why he gave press conference infront of stables? He just had a baby, not a foal 😏
Y
@@chrissiek8706 Because that's his front yard. He isn't going to invite the press into the parlor.
Cameras are set up by journalists. They choose background and camera angle. Interviewees just step in front of cameras. The weird background probably prompted Harry to crack his joke.
Y’all better turn out to vote in 2020. Not only the presidential but also some senatorial races to oust trump and his gop cronies...
Senate is actually more important.
@Vixen Feline Welcome to the club. This is how I look at it. Trump snorts orts that an array of zealots (smart and cunning deplorables) sprinkle along his daily path. He sucks air out of any helpful voices and blows up his ego balloon with interpretation of said ideas. Then he lets the air out with egoistic bombast saying wild shit that rarely has meaning. His adoring Trumpeteers think [?] it means something. [It never does]. And the rest of us are left standing here scratching our heads wondering if he really means what he saying and should we get our survival kits and our bug out bag ready. Chaos is his brand because he has to put a spin on his worst trait. Nothing more elegant than political pratfalls.
Essentially we just have to wait it out and allow Congress to do what it can. The absolute most important thing is that the Democrats regain the Senate, even more important than beating Trump. Because an all democrat congress can cut him off at the knees.
@onlyfacts Well then Trump's your guy again.
onlyfacts ,fact,Trump lies.🖕🇷🇺
Best believe I'm voting! I will drag my family to the voting booth if I must!
It's a proverb "Thе mountain gave birth to a mouse". Big expectations, small result.
Nothing screams innocent like "I call no sworn testimony from special counsel!"
And.... I won't release my tax returns because they're under audit... and... I won't release my financial documents... and... I won't let (MY) AG testify.... and... I won't let (MY) AG release the underacted report.... and.... I'll sue the banks so they won't release information. The list goes on. Actions of a truly innocent man.
@@michaela.257 Mueller already saw the tax returns and financial records and did not find any evidence of a crime.
Mueller already released his report. There is nothing he will tell you related to an actual crime that isn't already in the report. Democrats are just mad they lost on this and are trying to keep the narrative going, since they nothing else to run on.
You watch though, this is going to boomerang on them with the report on spying and weaponizing of the DOJ against the Trump campaign. They are scared and are trying to discredit Barr because they see what is going to happen when Barr starts coming after the DNC and the dossier.
@@RS-tz2zn I admire your loyalty and dedication.
@@michaela.257 Haha! Yes, I went a little overboard there, responding to both you and krudmonger.
Trump couldn't even make omelette without breaking a few rules. ◔_◔
Man walks into a bar and orders a white russian. Bartender hands him a picture of trump.
man hands it back and complains: why is there orange juice in my white russian?
@onlyfacts i feel like the firsst one still fits Trump
@@fairystail1 both of them fit Trump
I guess you missed the no collusion part of the mueller report.
@@RS-tz2zn guess you missed the obstruction part. Dumbass
Harry as "New Dad" *is* adorable.
Stephen's imitations just kill; right on the spot with both Donny and Vladimir.
Fool us once, shame on us. Fool us in 2020, time to move to Colombia.
Mike Scarborough I’m heading for Mexico myself! That was my plan in 2016 but my husband didn’t want to lose his business of 35 years. May hafta go without him!
I was just thinking this! He better not win again 🤬
later..................
Booming economy, record low unemployment. Trump will have no problem getting re-elected - even with the corrupt, corporate media against him.
@@damientech88 - Why is there record low unemployment? Everyone has two jobs, and all of the retired people are working because they can't afford to make ends meet staying retired.
Stephen Colbert. You're the best among the best. Thanks for the intelligent comedy. brother
He wants two more years, so he can dodge prison. While moving into Russia during that time. Huh! Catch Me If You Can America!
Terrible twos, tantrums, and
tweets...describes the Don
perfectly !! Two years none
of us will ever get back !!
Colbert rules!
I don't know about you... But smiling Vladimir Putin is a... rather unsettling thought. Like meeting Anton Chighur in a dark alley...
You're telling me. Only scenario worse...drinking radioactive afternoon tea with him!
Vlad plays with Donald
Donald plays with Kim
Kim plays with Hassan
Hassan's happy again.
that's great!
If looks could kill they probably will
Peter Gabriel.
Innocent people never run... or go on a Tweeting tirade over what they're being investigated for.
Daht daht... daht daht daht
I live for those dots! 😂😂😂
Stephen’s Trump impression breathes new life into me 😂
When are people going to stop laughing and start getting angry?
Watching re runs. Miss this style. Classic Colbert!!
Our president should be smarter than a 5th grader..I mean seriously 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
that's an insult to 5 grads lol
pre k maybe lol
If Trump plays in that show "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?", I'm preeeeeety sure he'd lose colossally.
(Edit:) Sorry, did I say 'pretty sure'? I meant to say ABSOLUTELY 100% sure he'd lose!
Unicorn Fairy1265 I know it's meant to be an insult but lesbihonest Trump can shit on a 5th grader
Stephen reading Trump's tweets always make my day 😂
dot dot dot dot dot dot dot DOTTT
Don’t dis the NHS!! It’s Universal Healthcare!
It was a good thing, then capitalists started privatizing it and American capitalist Richard Mercer attacked the U.K. in a hostile Facebook attack to try to finish it of for his own profit.
Universal Horsecare
7:22 "Of course, that sentence was buried on page 1 of the report" 😂😂
"Mouse is what we put in cages on their faces" A good George Orwell-1984 reference!
It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.
From partier to papa! The Prince is absolutely beside himself, it's adorable!
Wonder what McCarthy would have said regarding the orange traitor...
Republicans are allowed to be traitors, you just aren't allowed to be communist because they want to keep all their stolen and exploited wealth.
...any news about the National Emergency?
When the two most important people meet, there is all smiles.
No Tax Returns & No Testimony
Vote for a Blue 🌊 2020
The country depends on it.
Really
can't do it. I don't vote colors, i vote for people regardless of their favorite color.
Vote. And bring a friend.
Vote and bring a friend!
#BernieorBust
Screw centrist Dems who got the orange fascist into power.
Julian Rivera well, that and centrist Dems taking votes from Bernie's candidacy.
"The mountain in labour gave birth to a mouse" is a figure of speech in Germany.
and in France and in many places
You have to talk about Pompeo's speech on the positive effects of global warming melting Antarctica 😁.
Stephens got a trump impression down lmao
Hold the phone... Can you imagine six more years of this clown? You better kick that monster over the fence in 2020 America.
I say launch him to Venus and the rest of the entitled family.
MY MOOD RIGHT NOW yeah it's a scary notion....a lot of people in America are delusional and the rest of the country has to walk as slow as our slowest person its discouraging
Now, if he'd just back up to my foot, I'd gladly oblige!
Bring Killery back.!!!
SEND HIM TO THE RANCH
One big difference is the royal baby is only 7 pounds, 3 ounces, where the orange baby is definitely not 300 pounds.
Time flies, when you spend it on the golf course.
Tiny Hands Ketchup Steak shitposting on Twitter...his only legacy
"Funny guy... You make me slap someone else's knee" - V. Putin, 2019
Once thanks again better to laugh then cry and you're my sleep aid. Fan of yours for many many years.
I used to watch Colbert on TV, past month I just watch the monologue on YT. He repeats old jokes & is too cocky. I know his ratings are good but he claps at himself, not so funny. He had funnier jokes now it's fluff, high pitch & a hand gesture a macarena thing. Used to lol loudly now I do a 'Putin' smile :)
You know, since Trump didn't get impeached after Helsinki, I knew he never would be.
“I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown?
Gotta love a 1984 reference. Go big brother.
"those are two years none of us are getting back" It's almost Shakespearian.
The Price Harry speech was edited, if you heard the unedited audio you would understand his sarcastic comment to the horses who were loud, v loud.