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  • Опубликовано: 28 май 2024
  • Michael Cohen’s testimony in Trump’s hush money trial reveals a man who likes to act like a mafia boss, Melania Trump suggested her husband brush off the “Access Hollywood” tape as “locker room talk,” and the former president’s congressional allies are giving dumb speeches outside the courthouse.
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  • @dmercury292
    @dmercury292 14 дней назад +774

    Stephen, you should show up to the court proceedings with Stewart, Myers, Kimmel, Fallon, and Oliver. Chump would blow a gasket.

  • @user-wh8yb6kq5t
    @user-wh8yb6kq5t 14 дней назад +157

    I love how Vivak still doesn't know that he's not in the club.

    • @Nothingbutlovehere369
      @Nothingbutlovehere369 14 дней назад +24

      The visible dissociation…
      Boggles the mind.

    • @lornahuddleston1453
      @lornahuddleston1453 13 дней назад

      Vivek is such a little twerp. Butter would not melt in his mouth! Beware of him. He's trouble. How will he rehabilitate himself after this folly?

    • @israelcm7246
      @israelcm7246 13 дней назад +8

      His a fool..

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise 13 дней назад +4

      Yeah, AND, how many other people got seats at the club who are totally unqualified nutjobs and outsiders. Maybe it's not so odd that he's staying the course.

    • @MyTelenovelaLife
      @MyTelenovelaLife 13 дней назад +1

      Jajaja Jajaja

  • @kirkmarshall2853
    @kirkmarshall2853 13 дней назад +644

    I hope everyone stops treating Melania like a victim and more like a co conspirator

    • @shalonrivers6732
      @shalonrivers6732 13 дней назад +81

      Right, it’s totally obvious that she’s a willing participant in all this mess, a well paid participant

    • @Not_Squirrel
      @Not_Squirrel 13 дней назад +39

      💯 agreed!

    • @joane.3533
      @joane.3533 13 дней назад +14

      I don't see that at all. I also don't even see Melania.

    • @michelelee704
      @michelelee704 13 дней назад +41

      She sure is! She is fighting for her paycheck!

    • @furonwarrior
      @furonwarrior 13 дней назад +41

      She get’s a free place to stay to raise her son. I don’t think she cares. Do you?

  • @susiesaalwaechter3947
    @susiesaalwaechter3947 13 дней назад +470

    Just unfathomable that the Speaker of the House shows up in a criminal case, in support of the ACCUSED CRIMINAL. Unreal.

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 13 дней назад

      MJ was part of the pre planning for the Jan 6 insurrection. He used his lawyer skills to write , I think it was, the reasoning for how the electoral votes could be undone. If dt picks MJ as voters, then both could be gotten rid of in Nov.
      day star in TX needs to lose religious exemption. Trying to ban books by reading porn on air. Telling untruths about dt opponents. Have shows on sex addictions by Joni new hubby, dr Doug the sex addict. Very disturbing pro Jew Christian’s. Violating tax laws.
      Raising money to send war equipment as well as humanitarian. Worldwide propaganda

    • @jefflandeen
      @jefflandeen 13 дней назад +56

      Mike Johnson is a soulless programmed robot

    • @quackman
      @quackman 13 дней назад

      That's not a problem in and of itself; the problem is he's clearly a two-faced corrupt loser who isn't actually a fan of Trump in his

    • @j.dunlop8295
      @j.dunlop8295 13 дней назад

      Apparently mikie Johnson's faith has little to do with morals and ethics, but desperately worrying about his teen kids sex lives? (Creepy) 🤔 (GOP clowns, history won't be kind?)🙊🙈🙉

    • @blackpharaoh5561
      @blackpharaoh5561 13 дней назад

      I'm grateful for only one thing about kkkondald j chump. He exposed America. There's no way that bell will ever be unrung. The Icing on this fwed up twilight era is the Christians are his core base. Absolutely disgusting

  • @phillanager6245
    @phillanager6245 13 дней назад +360

    WTF is Speaker of the House doing in a New York courtroom? Why isn't he in Washington doing his job? His constituents in Louisiana should care.

    • @Alex-vd6ve
      @Alex-vd6ve 13 дней назад

      That's why their the most unproductive Congress in modern history.

    • @sherylchapman4168
      @sherylchapman4168 13 дней назад +23

      Jury tampering?

    • @five-toedslothbear4051
      @five-toedslothbear4051 13 дней назад +26

      Obviously they are worried that the court case is not going in their favor.

    • @patelk464
      @patelk464 13 дней назад +22

      Getting orders from his cult leader on how to avoid enquiring about his $1B campaign request in lieu for oil friendly policies.

    • @mariagoode5903
      @mariagoode5903 13 дней назад +1

      Exactly! This is why they are the do nothing, fight,reps. Really & tax dollars are paying for that! Couple of years ago he couldn't stand the man!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 14 дней назад +1814

    Anyone still considering Donnie as an acceptable candidate needs to check themselves for brain worms...

    • @courtney5796
      @courtney5796 14 дней назад +114

      They just dont want to lose. They think this is a game. So sad.

    • @danburnes722
      @danburnes722 14 дней назад

      Those MAGA hate hats must have been the way they distributed the Trump brain worms.

    • @likeasoldier777
      @likeasoldier777 14 дней назад

      It’s pretty clear that Donnie has dementia. That’s the really sad part. They want to win so bad that they’re enabling someone that is literally deranged.

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 14 дней назад +40

      It just shows that we need more options. We deserve it. 6 parties?

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 14 дней назад +58

      RFK Jr. has left the chat

  • @sadjaxx
    @sadjaxx 13 дней назад +161

    How completely inappropriate and highly suspect of Speaker Johnson and his cadre showing up at an ongoing trial.

    • @kevinmunger1842
      @kevinmunger1842 13 дней назад +4

      Why were these people elected?

    • @NeergMit
      @NeergMit 13 дней назад +6

      @@kevinmunger1842 asks "Why were these people elected?"
      Checking which states elected them, and how those states apportion voting districts, might help it make more sense.

    • @lauranebro1111
      @lauranebro1111 9 дней назад +1

      Do they not understand what they are doing is a political stunt to help Trump violate his gag orders

  • @fred428cj6
    @fred428cj6 13 дней назад +340

    Michael Cohen, his family intervention, his decision to speak truthfully, is a story of moral and spiritual redemption. What is Christian about Mike Johnson bearing false witness on behalf of a wannabe king?

    • @israelcm7246
      @israelcm7246 13 дней назад +33

      For a Christian Mike Johnson is very blind.

    • @lauranebro1111
      @lauranebro1111 13 дней назад +24

      I admire Michael Cohen. He has shown a moral compass after being Donald Trump's fixer since Donald Trump Junior introduced him to his father.

    • @gracie1598
      @gracie1598 13 дней назад

      @lauranebro1111 You, my dear, are literally quoting what has been said on CNN MSNBC, etc.
      Research it is publically available. Pay attention to what Cohen himself says, what comes out of HIS mouth. I'm referring to Cohen's involvement in the past with this issue/case.
      Decide for yourself don't believe everything you hear, including me. Think for yourself be leary of others' narratives. The media the majority are not reporting the Truth therefore their goal is to convince you of what they want you to accept and believe.
      The only reasons they are preaching the Cohen redemption moral theme is: they know the public is aware he perjured himself and has been caught lying previously and participated in less than commendable conduct.
      So why should anyone believe him now?
      It is a spin to cover Cohen's loss of reputation.

    • @MrJBA79
      @MrJBA79 13 дней назад +18

      That actually tracks.. in fact, I'd call that about par-for-the-course for a Christian.

    • @anitadees4223
      @anitadees4223 13 дней назад

      NADA Mike Johnson runs to Florida every week or two to get his orders from Don the Con. He and his fellow puppets showed up to try and meddle in a criminal case. THEY ARE ALL COWARDS. THEY'RE AFRAID NOT TO JUMP WHEN TRUMP TELLS THEM TO JUMP.

  • @katiekofemug
    @katiekofemug 14 дней назад +126

    "Performative holiness" - PERFECT characterization of Johnson!

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 14 дней назад +9

      Yes!!!!

    • @statueauxyeuxdejais8531
      @statueauxyeuxdejais8531 13 дней назад

      Also a leader of the 2021 attempted Jan 6 coup by legislative fiat . . . An Insurrectionist -

    • @ellenpederson-lewis8557
      @ellenpederson-lewis8557 13 дней назад +6

      Yes!

    • @craigmacdougal9111
      @craigmacdougal9111 13 дней назад +1

      Matthew 6:1

    • @dgrant7291
      @dgrant7291 13 дней назад

      and "situational ethics". That goes for the entire republican party and it's supporters as far as I can see. They should make Jan 6th their Holy Day! All traitors.

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 14 дней назад +1378

    It turns out throwing your former fixer under the bus is a really bad idea.

    • @birdtarektarekbird8736
      @birdtarektarekbird8736 14 дней назад +34

      Well, dangerous idea IF you're fixing illegal issues !!!
      I do quite agree with you

    • @Jimbo-et5jb
      @Jimbo-et5jb 14 дней назад +19

      I’m thinking trump would like to rethink the decision. He would be in the clear now.

    • @johnhopkins6260
      @johnhopkins6260 14 дней назад +18

      Particularly if the bus swerves to avoid Cohen.

    • @ThisIS_Insane
      @ThisIS_Insane 14 дней назад +29

      Almost as bad as making your IT Lead technician ANGRY, during a massive system outage!

    • @sherryelle225
      @sherryelle225 14 дней назад

      @@johnhopkins6260Except the bus didn’t miss Cohen. He went to prison for trying to help trump. So not exactly unscathed.

  • @madelinemanor3367
    @madelinemanor3367 13 дней назад +98

    Jeff Session needs to be held accountable with others! Like Bill Bar! All lieing crooks!

  • @michellejean8068
    @michellejean8068 13 дней назад +82

    I thank Michael for turning this around for himselve and all of us. Thanks Michael.

    • @deloceanophoto
      @deloceanophoto 13 дней назад +1

      Im torn. Whilst I agree with you, if he’d grown a conscience in 2016, we wouldn’t have experienced 8 years of maga hell.

    • @Jan-zv7ze
      @Jan-zv7ze 13 дней назад +1

      @@deloceanophoto Well, Michael did go to JAIL! IS that not enough for you? I'm sure he had ALOT to think about when Trump threw him in Solitary Confinement while Trump got to SKATE AWAY from any kind of discipline..well, now it is TRUMP"s turn.

    • @helentaylor7132
      @helentaylor7132 9 дней назад

      @@deloceanophoto Oh, so in hindsight, you have no regrets or mistakes made in YOUR life? Good for you!! He's from NYC and was doing the job he was hired to do. He could have just gone quiet after serving his time and let it ride. He's seeking redemption for his soul. Let the man speak his truth.

  • @user-un4zm6mu2o
    @user-un4zm6mu2o 14 дней назад +187

    "This disgusting sham politician!"

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 14 дней назад +180

    "Senator Tuberville appears to be the only person to ever get brain damage from *coaching* football."

  • @gohboon7525
    @gohboon7525 13 дней назад +789

    It’s such a DISGRACE to hear what these elected Russian Party hypocrites said outside court. What A CIRCUS.

    • @DonVideoGuy007
      @DonVideoGuy007 13 дней назад

      If former POTUS Ronald Reagan was alive today, he would surely call the Republican Party the "Russian Party" = they have turned into a bunch of Commie Lovers, like the term he used.

    • @walterjacksn1466
      @walterjacksn1466 13 дней назад

      The PAB/GOP CLOWNS have to realize, Russia is NOT OUR FRIEND!!!

    • @MrJBA79
      @MrJBA79 13 дней назад

      I just hope that when it comes to sentencing that orange-faced rapist, that tRump ordering his goon-squad to run interference is considered as the 11th gag-order violation.

    • @joseortega-us6rn
      @joseortega-us6rn 13 дней назад

      I guess so, at this time Rusia is winning the propaganda, and counter espionage game, Thanks Reptuplicans Traitors.

    • @Fatdog-Dakind
      @Fatdog-Dakind 13 дней назад

      RUclips & all Freedom based programs will be taken off the World Wide Web in the USA if Trump takes office again...count on it !
      DicTaTor's cannot allow freeedom of speech in their countries. That alone should scare the klapper out of anyone who uses RUclips!
      Just look at China, North Korea and Russia: All of their WEB program's contents are restricted to only what their Government's allow!
      Trump is going to appeal any and all court cases to his SCOTUS PIMP'S and they will delay and then drop the cases entirely! Wow!

  • @juliettebobcat704
    @juliettebobcat704 13 дней назад +22

    Stephen always has a damning way with words. "Performative holiness" 😆 😂 😆

  • @catherinewhite3508
    @catherinewhite3508 13 дней назад +399

    Mike Johnson, your utter hypocrisy disgusts US~

    • @KiloMintoni-kg4kn
      @KiloMintoni-kg4kn 13 дней назад +1

      Oh, Rather!

    • @the_glitter_is
      @the_glitter_is 13 дней назад +13

      I think he doth protest too much

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 13 дней назад +7

      Someone should ask him about the 9th commandment! And if he’s okay violating it!

    • @j.dunlop8295
      @j.dunlop8295 13 дней назад

      Apparently mikie Johnson's faith has little to do with morals and ethics, but desperately worrying about his teen kids sex lives? (Creepy) 🙉🙈🙊 (GOP clowns, history won't be kind?)

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 13 дней назад

      The guy has an app on his phone which he paired up with his son's phone to send alerts if porn or adult content is ever search on either's phone. And yet, he's there staunchly defending Trump who had extra-marital relations with a porn star and an adult entertainment model, both of whom he arranged to pay off to prevent the public from finding out about it. Trump is about as successful with his NDAs and hush money as he is his businesses!

  • @lauriefrancisco1084
    @lauriefrancisco1084 14 дней назад +76

    Vivek - the best Freudian slip EVER!

  • @marijkegroothuis3814
    @marijkegroothuis3814 13 дней назад +14

    Mike Johnson broke the first 2 of the 10 Commandments:
    1. "You shall have no gods before me."
    2. "You shall not make any idols to worship."
    The House Speaker should get his bible and read up on "hypocrite"...

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 13 дней назад +1

      Mike Johnson is grotesque and an affront to the name of Jesus. It’s clear he doesn’t read or follow the Bible.
      Five categories of actions that constitute taking God's name in vain: 1) hypocrisy - making a profession of God's name, but not living up to that profession; 2) covenant breaking - if one makes promises to God yet does not carry out the promised actions; 3) rash swearing; 4) false swearing; and 5) using the name of God lightly and carelessly, for charms or spells, jest or sport. Although a person may hold themself guiltless in one of these matters, the commandment specifically states that God will not.

  • @richardkeller4892
    @richardkeller4892 13 дней назад +15

    It is sick how federal politicians go to court and violate gag order for Trump.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 14 дней назад +181

    Obviously, Mike Johnson’s son didn’t get a phone notification about his father getting involved with the affairs of an adult entertainment actress.

    • @Oneshot8242
      @Oneshot8242 13 дней назад +2

      I'm betting that Mikey has a few more phones WITHOUT the porn-tattletail software!

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 13 дней назад

      @@Oneshot8242 his "work" phone

  • @D-Pocalypse
    @D-Pocalypse 14 дней назад +969

    To be Pro-MAGA is more like a diagnosis rather than a political position....

    • @KenIn_NH
      @KenIn_NH 14 дней назад +32

      Clearly pathological 🤪

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 14 дней назад +21

      A mental one!

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 14 дней назад +48

      Pretty sure every single one of those red MAGA hats came with a free brain worm.

    • @D-Pocalypse
      @D-Pocalypse 14 дней назад +24

      @gamepapa1211 I'd bet all my chickens you are correct!
      BING,BING BONG!

    • @judithmura495
      @judithmura495 14 дней назад +16

      A Sickness!!

  • @waiotahi52
    @waiotahi52 13 дней назад +6

    Trump keeps his eyes shut, not because he is asleep, but he believes if he can't see anyone, they can't see him...

  • @PC-kd7dj
    @PC-kd7dj 13 дней назад +8

    Ramaswampy had it right the first time -“a sham of a politician”.

    • @RO-uz4oi
      @RO-uz4oi 12 дней назад +1

      a sham of a human

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 14 дней назад +398

    Ramaswamy’s slip-of-the-tongue is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week! 😅

    • @Nothingbutlovehere369
      @Nothingbutlovehere369 14 дней назад +34

      He’s so vile. And he just smiles while being treated poorly (because…racists) by his own declared party. SMH

    • @mattg1085
      @mattg1085 14 дней назад +28

      Ramaswampy!

    • @user-kk1ne9wf7j
      @user-kk1ne9wf7j 14 дней назад +6

      The truth will out!

    • @danstrayer111
      @danstrayer111 14 дней назад +19

      I'm glad that's all I had to listen to. I can't stand that guy

    • @MD-wv7ee
      @MD-wv7ee 14 дней назад

      @@Nothingbutlovehere369 He's still licking their arses! He has no shame!

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 14 дней назад +561

    Can we at least come together as a nation and appreciate that Trump is now in deep trouble thanks to both of his Peckers?

    • @alanai1981
      @alanai1981 14 дней назад +28

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 14 дней назад +17

      Bah hahahahaha

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 14 дней назад +25

      Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week! Try the veal! It's fantastic!

    • @velikovskysghost
      @velikovskysghost 14 дней назад +25

      @gamepapa1211 Thanks a lot I just blew coffee up my nose! Its not like Trumplestiltskin doesn't give the comedians a lot to work with! Voting blue to protect women's rights and our Republic! Biden/Harris 2024 By the way I took a poll of 100 people from various walks of life and asked each of them who they plan on voting for this November and 88 said Biden without blinking an eye!

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 14 дней назад +24

      ​​@@velikovskysghostIn these dire times, you gotta laugh to keep your sanity. Thank you for doing the right thing, friend. And sorry for the coffee.

  • @ivanahugankiss8414
    @ivanahugankiss8414 13 дней назад +14

    I'm so grateful for these videos being posted on RUclips!! I am a shift worker, so I'm never able to watch the show on tv. This is hands down my favourite late show ❤

  • @brandonpatterson3517
    @brandonpatterson3517 13 дней назад +6

    "...disgusting sham politician...I mean, prosecution."
    No no, you had it right the first time.

  • @nancychandler3673
    @nancychandler3673 14 дней назад +216

    Vote Biden/Harris 🇺🇸 💙 Flip the House. Keep the Senate. Women's Reproductive Healthcare is a priority. 🙏

    • @gracie1598
      @gracie1598 13 дней назад

      Use birth control or keep your pants 👖 on.

    • @thinkforyourself828
      @thinkforyourself828 13 дней назад +1

      Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy🥳

    • @someguyontheweb7270
      @someguyontheweb7270 13 дней назад +4

      @@thinkforyourself828yeah let’s vote for the guy who’s family massively supports somebody else, and who openly admitted to having a parasitic worm eat a section of his brain and died up there!

    • @zx7-rr486
      @zx7-rr486 13 дней назад

      @@someguyontheweb7270 So you seriously think that Biden has more mental acuity than RFK Junior? That's a total joke. I am a Brit, and having watched RFK discuss foreign and domestic policies and issues, it is obvious he is FAR more intelligent, educated and verbose than both Biden and Trump. He spent 30 minutes laying out the intricate details of the run up to the Ukraine conflict - I doubt Biden could even find Ukraine on a map. He had a parasitic brain infection years ago? So what? It obviously left no damage. Whereas the brain surgery Biden underwent clearly DID leave permanent damage, which has been exacerbated by his extreme old age.

    • @johnr5262
      @johnr5262 13 дней назад

      FJB, his handlers, his box checked cabinet and most of his liberal wingnut supporters!

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 14 дней назад +66

    Wow! Vivek Ramaswamy's slip of the tongue was golden. The truth accidentally got out.

  • @johnshinya7448
    @johnshinya7448 13 дней назад +9

    Vivak called IT : (outside the Courthouse)? "This SHAM POLITICIAN" 😂

  • @sueb7254
    @sueb7254 13 дней назад +2

    Narcissist want the authority of a King 👑
    and the accountability of a toddler.

  • @SamJohn52
    @SamJohn52 14 дней назад +174

    Vote Blue......not orange

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing 14 дней назад +17

      💙✔️
      🧡🚫

    • @nancychandler3673
      @nancychandler3673 14 дней назад +11

      Absolutely. Biden/Harris. Vote 🇺🇸 💙

    • @bradjones5107
      @bradjones5107 14 дней назад +1

      I'm not voting for the guy that 💩 himself on international TV networks at the Vatican in front of the Pope!!!
      Trump 2024!!!

    • @bradjones5107
      @bradjones5107 14 дней назад +1

      ​@@nancychandler3673Ok, I absolutely will, if you can say one honest good thing Quid Pro Joe the Crony Capitalist Rapo has done besides fill the Biden Crime Family coffers with hard working American's tax dollars!😂
      Biden is the biggest turd in politics. A lifetime with not one Bill with his name on it! All he's ever done was run around spreading corruption.

    • @maxwarboy3625
      @maxwarboy3625 13 дней назад +2

      NSA loves reading your comments

  • @kimclarke5018
    @kimclarke5018 14 дней назад +162

    The Freudian slip of the century.

    • @stephanieames66
      @stephanieames66 13 дней назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 13 дней назад

      I can't wait til we're on the other side of that sham politician.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 13 дней назад +3

      A Freudian slip? Is that saying one thing when you meant to say your mother?

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 13 дней назад +2

      * another.

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 13 дней назад +1

      @@paulgibbon5991 it means that there is the truth in your brain, but your supposed to say something else and the truth part comes out instead. Which is what happened.

  • @keithpl5438
    @keithpl5438 13 дней назад +9

    "Performative holiness" is SUCH a brilliant phrase -- whoever wrote that deserves kudos. And a box of Keebler dark chocolate striped fudge cookies.

  • @jackv2244
    @jackv2244 13 дней назад +3

    That "locker room" was a good one 😂😂😂

  • @12thDecember
    @12thDecember 14 дней назад +34

    "Brain damage from coaching football." I sure do hope that comment gets back to Tommy Tubhead.

  • @kgal9657
    @kgal9657 14 дней назад +59

    Stephen, you Jimmy and Seth have got to show up to that guy's trials! It would bait him so personally you know he'd flip his shit!

    • @chickenlittle2206
      @chickenlittle2206 14 дней назад +9

      I'll straight up pay for Kimmel's ticket.

    • @truespirit730
      @truespirit730 13 дней назад +4

      They can take Rosie O'Donnell with them😃

    • @vallejomach6721
      @vallejomach6721 13 дней назад

      ABC reigned Kimmel in this week? Posted nothing Trump related on YT for nearly a week now, when he was doing stuff daily on the trial prior to that.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 13 дней назад +1

      @@vallejomach6721Kimmel show is on vacation

    • @truespirit730
      @truespirit730 13 дней назад

      @@vallejomach6721 he was on vacation in New York. He went on Seth's show

  • @galenhaye7818
    @galenhaye7818 13 дней назад +4

    The Bootlickers Convention.

  • @ther3aldeltr0n44
    @ther3aldeltr0n44 13 дней назад +8

    The "locker room/lock her room" joke was gold lol. I chuckled for sure lol

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 14 дней назад +442

    It’s totally beyond me why anyone would want to be Trump’s vice president.

    • @user-un4zm6mu2o
      @user-un4zm6mu2o 14 дней назад +35

      Unless they have a death wish

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing 14 дней назад +51

      They would be hoping for the Grim Reaper to pay a call to the Oval Office

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 14 дней назад

      Maybe they're running from the law like Donald Trump is?

    • @adelaferreira4575
      @adelaferreira4575 14 дней назад

      Crazy corrupted power hungry politicians !

    • @danstrayer111
      @danstrayer111 14 дней назад +26

      or how about that Walt Nauta guy, the official valet and poo wiper. Imagine what that job is like.

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac 14 дней назад +445

    "Locker room talk". That excuse is laughable and disgusting.

    • @D-Pocalypse
      @D-Pocalypse 14 дней назад +16

      Indeed!

    • @SixteenTonesStudio
      @SixteenTonesStudio 13 дней назад +38

      we know he's never been in a gym

    • @TheRealBlueValhalla
      @TheRealBlueValhalla 13 дней назад

      Worse that it came from a woman

    • @martinprivat5908
      @martinprivat5908 13 дней назад

      Agreed. Why would that make anything less despicable? But it landed with the evangelicals and there "god gives our leader a lot of testosterone so he can defend Christianity strongly" toxic bs (and I say this as a Christian, especially as a Cristian!). It fit their narrative, so they still voted for him.

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise 13 дней назад +4

      but from now on I'll always be able to smile since SC and The Late Show gave me an association my brain will make henceforth -- lock-her-room
      Every time he opens his mouth it is lock-her-room talk as far as I'd be concerned if I'd been unlucky enough to cross paths and ever have had only a mere door between (I love thousands of miles, thnx).

  • @christineolsson5037
    @christineolsson5037 13 дней назад +11

    "Performative holiness" i LOVE it!!!

  • @mitchellcastillo2858
    @mitchellcastillo2858 13 дней назад +5

    That vivak clip should be everywhere!😂

  • @cindypoole6792
    @cindypoole6792 14 дней назад +551

    "Sham politician!" One of those rare times a Republican tells the truth.

    • @MyTelenovelaLife
      @MyTelenovelaLife 13 дней назад +9

      Jajaja Jajaja

    • @cbbgenki4315
      @cbbgenki4315 13 дней назад

      Similar to the gaff Mike Johnson did. They all know trump is a disgusting criminal.

    • @CharlesBridges-np4hv
      @CharlesBridges-np4hv 13 дней назад +14

      Well I guess 🤷 🙄 he's off the list. Lol 😊

    • @debbiestorrs8457
      @debbiestorrs8457 13 дней назад +19

      Freudian slip I think!!

    • @user-wb6xs6jv9l
      @user-wb6xs6jv9l 13 дней назад +22

      Rama-slimy being honest for 3 sec straight

  • @adrianaguirre7006
    @adrianaguirre7006 14 дней назад +62

    I swear Stephen's doing Trump is the best🤣🤣🤣

  • @jefflandeen
    @jefflandeen 13 дней назад +3

    Mike Johnson is a soulless programmed robot

  • @NigelLouis-he8yc
    @NigelLouis-he8yc 13 дней назад +15

    A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY..DJT

  • @hugoo1549
    @hugoo1549 13 дней назад +370

    If you believe Michael Cohen deserved to go to Jail and Trump doesn't then you need to evaluate your critical thinking!

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 13 дней назад +26

      Cohen already served time for obeying Trumps orders!

    • @freddykuijl8541
      @freddykuijl8541 13 дней назад +5

      Oh oh somebody else " woke" up 2👍

    • @zx7-rr486
      @zx7-rr486 13 дней назад

      Cohen went to jail PRIMARILY for millions of dollars of tax fraud - which had nothing to do with Trump. The other two charges they tacked on of "Campaign Finance Violation" and "Excessive Campaign Contribution" were highly speculative - so much so I wonder why he even pleaded guilty to them. But obviously he did so because he feared serving far longer in prison if found guilty in a trial. It was a classic plea deal - a common pressure tactic by prosecutors - which limited his jail time. They had him on the tax evasion, and offered him a deal - plead guilty to the "campaign finance violations" and we'll give you a really soft sentence. Yes, the "catch and kill" and "NDA" payments were indeed made by Cohen, but they are demonstrably NOT for the SOLE purpose of "influencing an election". They are legitimate payments to avoid embarrassment with family members. That means they should not be subject to the "Campaign Finance Violation" legislation. Ditto for the other charge of "excessive campaign contribution". Just because Cohen took a plea deal under pressure, does not mean Trump did anything illegal. Even the federal prosecutor did not take this case forward against Trump - it's just Alvin Bragg - and it is quite honestly a joke. A lengthy Op Ed was written in the NY Times by a legal expert explaining why this is a ridiculous prosecution of Trump.

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 13 дней назад

      MAGAs: "Michael Cohen is a proven liar, he even admitted lying, how can you trust his testimony against trump?!"
      Michael Cohen: "It was my duty to lie on behalf of trump and im not doing that anymore becasue covering up trumps crimes landed me in prison"
      MAGAs: "See!! he admitted it!! hes a liar, our glorious glowing orange god daddy trump never did anything wrong, it was all cohen!!"

    • @harounel-poussah6936
      @harounel-poussah6936 13 дней назад

      Moreover, Cohen has coined the perfect nickname for the Orange Mussolini : "Donald Vanshitz Hispantz"...
      If you have the opportunity to travel to France and get lunch or dinner at the KJules Vernes, the restaurant on the Eiffel Tower, ask the waiters about how Vanshitz Hispantz smells and what the French first lady told'em about this putrid jackass...

  • @user-md4di6yg2p
    @user-md4di6yg2p 14 дней назад +11

    "sham politician"... funny how the truth finds a way to sneak out!

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson 13 дней назад +6

    As an Irish American living in Massachusetts, I appreciate that Boston jab haha

  • @leonardocartes1253
    @leonardocartes1253 13 дней назад +10

    Hats off to Louis Cato and band for the homage to a great saxophonist. RIP David Sunburn.

  • @JamesAllmond
    @JamesAllmond 14 дней назад +91

    If you don't know why you need to VOTE by now, I have to wonder how you remember to breath... It matters, because the lunatics WILL vote...

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 13 дней назад +4

      Breathe.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 13 дней назад

      true, but not our only problem: The lunatics think - I'm sorry - believe WE are the lunatics.

    • @sandrastrawn6003
      @sandrastrawn6003 13 дней назад

      breathe

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 14 дней назад +65

    Melania lock her room 🤣

  • @xa25ja
    @xa25ja 12 дней назад +3

    Props to the band for their outro tribute to the late great jazz saxophonist David Sandborn, who passed away the day of this airing. Rest in Peace 🙏🏽 🎷

  • @johnyu1750
    @johnyu1750 13 дней назад +3

    Yeah, Melania coined the term ‘locker room talk’, when Don walked through the models’ dressing room.

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 14 дней назад +369

    For Trump the fix was always in, until he threw his fixer out.

    • @8088I
      @8088I 13 дней назад +9

      Trump's worst Nightmare:
      when a former Insider has
      a 'come to Jesus' recovery!
      :-))

    • @charlesmartin1121
      @charlesmartin1121 13 дней назад

      @@8088I Well since Michael Cohen is Jewish, it might be more like a 'come to Yahweh' moment instead.

  • @mikevanderman2727
    @mikevanderman2727 14 дней назад +46

    "He must proclaim his flatulence"

  • @Flegetanis
    @Flegetanis 12 дней назад +2

    "Performative Holiness" -- That's a great phrase.

  • @Chuck_Houck_Coop
    @Chuck_Houck_Coop 13 дней назад +5

    "You put New York and Dublin together, and what do you get? Boston."
    As a Boston native who loves New York and Dublin . . . yup.

    • @sonjadellaragione7558
      @sonjadellaragione7558 12 дней назад

      As someone who is from Italy, could you explain why? 😂

    • @Chuck_Houck_Coop
      @Chuck_Houck_Coop 11 дней назад

      @@sonjadellaragione7558 Sure. Boston is close to New York on the Northeastern coast of the United States, and shares a very similar culture, with even a very similar way speaking unique to our region of the US. People from cities in this region of the US feel familiar with one another in much the same way that people from different regions of Italy feel familiar with people from those regions. Boston is famous in the US for its very large Irish population- people who are descended from Irish immigrants (although, we also have a very large number of people who are descended from Italian immigrants as well). The Boston professional basketball team is called the "Boston Celtics" (a reference to Boston's Irish heritage) and Boston has the largest St Patrick's Day parade in the world. We take great pride in both our Irish heritage and our Northeastern US heritage (including New York). We all love our city, and because so many of us are Irish, we've been to Dublin many times, and love Dublin as well. So, calling Boston a mix of New York and Dublin makes sense to many of us.

  • @ericchild8845
    @ericchild8845 14 дней назад +88

    Hahahaha, great monologue, Mr. Colbert. You have some very talented writers on your team and your delivery of said written material is flawless. I almost hurt myself laughing tonight! Thank you! 😊

  • @MrPhotodoc
    @MrPhotodoc 14 дней назад +22

    "this sham politician"...BOOM!

  • @ojisankusai
    @ojisankusai 13 дней назад +2

    I'm not a MSNBC head, but Lawrence O'Donnell's writing staffs' take on these same stories is out-of-this-world good. It's wildly entertaining to compare and contrast Stephen's writers' comedic POV with O'Donnell's deadly serious one.

  • @TiminNFL
    @TiminNFL 13 дней назад +4

    Loved the band’s musical tribute to David Sanborn 🎷in the closing seconds of this clip. The song “Maputo” is from his collaboration with Bob James on their 1986 album “Double Vision.” RIP Mr. Sanborn and thank you for the music.

  • @lorettaparsons6383
    @lorettaparsons6383 14 дней назад +14

    I would love to see Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Kamala Harris, Bette Midler & Stormy Daniels show up at Stinky’s court appearances. 😂

    • @wlb2j
      @wlb2j 13 дней назад +1

      And Rosie O'Donnell for good measure!

    • @helentaylor7132
      @helentaylor7132 9 дней назад

      And Whoopi!

  • @margarethooten3007
    @margarethooten3007 14 дней назад +80

    Cohen has nothing to hide.

    • @RM-eg1ed
      @RM-eg1ed 14 дней назад +13

      Not anymore. I don’t really think much of him as an individual but I will give him kudos for taking accountability for his part in all of this. He did his time and no doubt lost a lot on a personal level. Tough lessons learned on his part. Too bad his family had to suffer as well.

    • @margueritemccann8580
      @margueritemccann8580 13 дней назад +5

      @@RM-eg1ed Very well stated. I agree with both you and Margaret 3007.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 13 дней назад

      Cohen’s book “Revenge” is about the revenge Trump took against Cohen for finally coming clean.

  • @Name-vu1kn
    @Name-vu1kn 13 дней назад +2

    Tuberville “military officers are just collecting a paycheck” while he is out of DC at a trial that has nothing to do with his state, his constituents, or the senate.

  • @wisconsinfarmer4742
    @wisconsinfarmer4742 13 дней назад +4

    thanks for the extended riff from the band.
    they put out a good sound

  • @daviddelgado6090
    @daviddelgado6090 14 дней назад +38

    NYC+Dublin=Boston, the cherry on top.

  • @JN-Bellicose
    @JN-Bellicose 14 дней назад +286

    Watching Trump, his flunkies, and his supporters flailing around on on camera and social media is the sugar in my coffee.
    Vote blue and keep their epic losing streak alive!

    • @WilliamCainhurst
      @WilliamCainhurst 13 дней назад

      Vote for the racists and fascists currently in power? No way. Trump sucks, but he comes with the good guys. So necesary evil.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 13 дней назад +7

      Can't wait til John "Foghorn Leghorn" Kennedy gets up there and says: "Well I never!"

    • @MrBsbotto
      @MrBsbotto 13 дней назад +2

      ​@@oldrrocr"You're trippin' over yer own feet, boy!"

    • @WhiteFangofWar
      @WhiteFangofWar 13 дней назад

      @@oldrrocr Instead of injecting him into animes I wish they'd send Foghorn into Trump rallies to sort him out.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 13 дней назад +1

      @@oldrrocr Never fight uphill, me boys!

  • @dougclem7711
    @dougclem7711 13 дней назад +2

    Never heard that talk in my teams locker room. Maybe in the locker room at BEDminster, or MARGI-ALA-MARDO.

  • @lowercentenary
    @lowercentenary 10 дней назад +1

    She locker room😂😂😂This guy's a national treasure!..brilliant stuff!

  • @atran071
    @atran071 14 дней назад +15

    Who knew throwing your former fixer under the bus was going to bite you in the ass

  • @matthew3136
    @matthew3136 14 дней назад +133

    80's Trump Commercials/interviews should be broadcast 24/7 until the election.

    • @user-un4zm6mu2o
      @user-un4zm6mu2o 14 дней назад +36

      Including the video clip where he's at a club with Jeffrey Epstein, and the Access Hollywood tape

    • @danstrayer111
      @danstrayer111 14 дней назад

      @@user-un4zm6mu2o and of course, the P.++sy tape where they're getting off the bus.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 13 дней назад +7

      Howard Stern, you up for this?

    • @juttavonsivers4173
      @juttavonsivers4173 13 дней назад

      😮​@@oldrrocr

    • @fortybelow1973
      @fortybelow1973 13 дней назад +1

      The 'pizza guy' had ads that reached Alberta mid-80s.

  • @lesleyghostdragon3149
    @lesleyghostdragon3149 13 дней назад +1

    OMG it's the return of Stephen's tiny "Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions"!!! 👏👏👏
    Excellent bit! Delighted to see/hear it again 🤓

  • @honestgenuinefierce2637
    @honestgenuinefierce2637 13 дней назад +3

    "Performative Holiness" TRUTH

  • @user-gp1be9xp1w
    @user-gp1be9xp1w 14 дней назад +34

    Yes his Freudian slip was right.

  • @dclieb
    @dclieb 14 дней назад +112

    Happy belated birthday Stephen ! 🎁🎈🎁🎈

  • @MsWarriordiva
    @MsWarriordiva 13 дней назад +2

    Stephen, we want you, Kimmel & Seth to go to the courthouse & sit in the room where trump is & freak him out!!!

  • @katrineroberts4084
    @katrineroberts4084 13 дней назад +2

    Stephen,you are a hero.

  • @FranklinWilson-ev9dq
    @FranklinWilson-ev9dq 14 дней назад +42

    Why isn't that fake tough guy tuberville, not in Florida??!! That's Were, He Lives!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @scottramsay7439
      @scottramsay7439 13 дней назад +2

      Tuberville: Florida's third senator.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 13 дней назад +2

      It might be where he lives, but he's supposed to live in Alabama.

    • @FranklinWilson-ev9dq
      @FranklinWilson-ev9dq 13 дней назад +1

      @@sheilaboston7051 carpetbagger!!!!!!!!!! College Coach, ain't the same as, leading states!!!!!!!

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 13 дней назад

      I can’t stand that Carpetbagger with CTE

    • @beckydavis1820
      @beckydavis1820 13 дней назад +2

      Or even in D.C. doing what he's being paid to do!

  • @Iluthra
    @Iluthra 14 дней назад +38

    Next time mtg tries to take out johnson, Dems will sit back and let her. This is your chance, mtg!

  • @mariamarty3746
    @mariamarty3746 13 дней назад +1

    Touch my heart that the band played a David Sanborn song! Thank you Cato and all, for such beautiful memory…

  • @davidpumpkinsjr.5108
    @davidpumpkinsjr.5108 13 дней назад +1

    Has there ever been an innocent person who employed a "fixer"?

  • @theresehopkins1581
    @theresehopkins1581 14 дней назад +16

    This sham politician..... perfect!!! 😂 Now.... the brain worm story just ices the cake.... 🙄

  • @m.racheljones7019
    @m.racheljones7019 14 дней назад +44

    Thank you to the band for that David Sanborn tribute. 💙🙏💔😔🎷🎼🎶🎵

    • @y4math
      @y4math 14 дней назад +6

      And thank you for telling me the name of the artist, it was so well done!

    • @Meridian83West
      @Meridian83West 13 дней назад +1

      Yes. "Maputo" is a classic. We'll miss David.

  • @ilovefountainpens
    @ilovefountainpens 13 дней назад +2

    Happy Belated Birthday Stephen! You don’t look a day over 60…I mean 40!

  • @parksbpknit
    @parksbpknit 13 дней назад +1

    They must be really worried to get the speaker to come and visit. We need Kimmel, Stephen and Seth to hang out at the courtroom!

  • @Multiyuppp
    @Multiyuppp 14 дней назад +5

    He's right, an NDA isn't illegal. Paying a porn star to cover up your affair isn't illegal. However, misappropriating campaign funds to pay for all that is a crime. And that's what you're on trial for trump, hope that helps!

  • @queenrosered
    @queenrosered 14 дней назад +52

    😂😅 🤣 🤣 🤣 👍 WE LIVE FOR THESE monologues Colbert!! ❤

  • @lynnevanvorce7727
    @lynnevanvorce7727 13 дней назад +1

    Mike “The Coward Johnson” Damn Ramaswampy you got that right the biggest Sham Politician 😂

  • @AllThingsSoul
    @AllThingsSoul 12 дней назад +2

    Best joke: It was Melania's idea for Trump to characterize his Access Hollywood tape comments as "locker room" talk. Well that makes sense because anytime Trump tries to get near Melania, she "lock her room!" Hilarious!!!

  • @pushymcshove
    @pushymcshove 14 дней назад +15

    the day cheeto benito enters a jail cell, Louis Cato will play ALL of Jailhouse Rock.

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL 14 дней назад +13

    "Whether or not the former guy ends up in prison, justice must prevail. Let's vote blue down the ballot in November to re-elect President Biden, take back the house, keep the Senate, codify Roe, and pass important laws.

  • @zemoxian
    @zemoxian 13 дней назад +2

    And here I thought “Watson, come here I want you” was going to be the dirty punchline. 😂

  • @sitmike
    @sitmike 13 дней назад +3

    Defendant Trump.
    That just doesn't sound very presidential to me......

  • @bethnorrod5942
    @bethnorrod5942 14 дней назад +20

    I cackled at Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, the Third😂😂😂

  • @silverpurkat
    @silverpurkat 14 дней назад +13

    As an Irish woman who went to college in Boston. Steve is spot on 😂😂😂

  • @eden8817
    @eden8817 12 дней назад +3

    Dont besmirch Keebler elves like that 😂

  • @ShellyBomb
    @ShellyBomb 14 дней назад +11

    NDA = "Not did anything!" 😅