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  • Meanwhile... You can grab new Eggo-branded high tops while supplies last, Stephen has to give “the talk” to older Americans, and Wendy’s is giving out free nuggets on Wednesdays.
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  • @swistedfilms
    @swistedfilms 13 дней назад +471

    ...but sometimes folks, just sometimes, I awake from my ice cream induced sleep coma, pull out a broken Speak and Spell, fire up a discarded Wang laptop, and drunkenly ramble through a cheap hooch fever dream to create for you the goblin's slurry of words that is this comment!

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 13 дней назад +38

      You, sir, are HIRED for the Late Night writing team. Congratulations! 😊👍

    • @sparkythancztwise
      @sparkythancztwise 13 дней назад +13

      *brava/o!*

    • @MasterSandman
      @MasterSandman 13 дней назад +19

      ...meanwhile... 🤨

    • @birgitteseierup6950
      @birgitteseierup6950 13 дней назад +15

      Aaaaaargh??!! Why is the Speak and Spell record broken???!!! 😳😳😳😳😳 (sorry, I completely lost focus for a minute there 😳😂🎶

    • @susanbradleyskov9179
      @susanbradleyskov9179 13 дней назад +8

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍

  • @ColdOsburn
    @ColdOsburn 13 дней назад +170

    love the guys reaction where he's scanning the entire room to find where it's from

    • @Oldjohn52
      @Oldjohn52 13 дней назад +14

      "I know Luka, I know"

    • @MrVovansim
      @MrVovansim 13 дней назад +33

      Pretty embarrassing for some bored reporter that fired up a video on their phone, before checking the volume 😂

  • @jrbship
    @jrbship 13 дней назад +42

    Luca’s reaction to the noises was great

    • @yudithcaron8053
      @yudithcaron8053 12 дней назад +3

      He really nailed that "Oh God, that's gonna be all over the internet" look.

  • @jacquejac1840
    @jacquejac1840 13 дней назад +105

    The Villages in Florida probably contributed a major portion of that statistic.

    • @steveaustin2686
      @steveaustin2686 13 дней назад +9

      Yeah, they have had that problem for years now.

    • @beebuzz959
      @beebuzz959 13 дней назад +2

      There's some island around there that the only thing really keeping it afloat for income was Red Lobster. Pretty sad!

    • @patricedhanis-rouse3777
      @patricedhanis-rouse3777 13 дней назад +2

      That's what I thought😅

    • @ronaldgamber1181
      @ronaldgamber1181 13 дней назад +3

      Yes villages to be avoided at all costs if not get a hat and maybe a T flag

    • @ronaldgamber1181
      @ronaldgamber1181 13 дней назад

      If can't avoid go under cover as a trumpee

  • @paules3437
    @paules3437 12 дней назад +3

    2:52: You missed an opportunity: "Chili's CLAW and Order"

  • @NITE_SHIFTING
    @NITE_SHIFTING 13 дней назад +26

    Cases among those 55 +....
    Stephen - "Old folks"....
    Didn't he just turn 60!
    😂

  • @marrrtinn
    @marrrtinn 13 дней назад +14

    Really loved Lukas reaction, searching for the source of the sounds with his eyes, like a curious teenager

  • @gardenofsn5955
    @gardenofsn5955 13 дней назад +68

    5:12 "Is he HERE??" KILLED me, love your humor lmao

  • @domilontano
    @domilontano 13 дней назад +38

    Every single time Meanwhile is introduced, I'm on the edge of my seat.

  • @Schnapsbrennor
    @Schnapsbrennor 13 дней назад +25

    Non native speaker here and the meanwhile opening is my Endboss.

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 13 дней назад +3

      Same here. RUclips's subtitles may not be the best, but damn are they a lifesaver!

    • @neebs929
      @neebs929 13 дней назад +5

      Hell, I'm a native English speaker and I almost need a translator!

  • @alexiatorrez7680
    @alexiatorrez7680 13 дней назад +5

    The player’s face 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @saammahakala
    @saammahakala 13 дней назад +12

    3:45
    Celibacy has many perks!!!

  • @jfvira9844
    @jfvira9844 13 дней назад +39

    Stephen should have used a very beaten banana for "the talk" 😂😂

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 13 дней назад +5

      There's only one occasion to use an overripe banana in a joke, and they missed it!

  • @bozenabertolini3111
    @bozenabertolini3111 13 дней назад +23

    Love Louis Cato’s jacket. I’m a quilter and the blocks remind me of patchwork. Great fashion choice!!

  • @DesireeCoulter-bf9yd
    @DesireeCoulter-bf9yd 12 дней назад +2

    About the elderly STI statistic : Never. Eat. Meat when you have no idea where it's been.

  • @paules3437
    @paules3437 12 дней назад +2

    "I'd rather help you set up a wireless printer." Best (and least appreciated) in the whole bit.

  • @eduardoandres5989
    @eduardoandres5989 13 дней назад +19

    hahahaha
    "nop...cant do it,....rather help you with a fkn printer!"
    That was great!

  • @Aeonshield
    @Aeonshield 13 дней назад +3

    Old people diggin that groove and getten "ovations" for years now.

  • @heatherann9548
    @heatherann9548 13 дней назад +19

    2:02 I feel like there was a missed opportunity to replace the “dun dun” sound with the daily double sound here.

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 13 дней назад +7

    Someone was really excited about that basketball win.

  • @solitare4602
    @solitare4602 13 дней назад +147

    NO! The Cheddar Biscuits! Will someone think of the biscuits?

    • @fluxuous6907
      @fluxuous6907 13 дней назад +3

      OMG you just unlocked my childhood memories

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 13 дней назад +6

      Buy a box!

    • @MrVovansim
      @MrVovansim 13 дней назад +5

      I'll adopt them from the shuttered locations.

    • @Susweca5569
      @Susweca5569 13 дней назад +10

      You can buy the boxed cheddar biscuit mix at the grocery store.

    • @geergirl2
      @geergirl2 13 дней назад +6

      They have them ready made, in the freezer now, so you can eat them in peace 😂

  • @abynor8687
    @abynor8687 13 дней назад +82

    Lucky us ... Russian Eggo Sneakers made of .... potato

  • @badbiker666
    @badbiker666 13 дней назад +14

    I'm with Stephen regarding the overhead bins on airplanes. I don't fly very often, but when I do, in fact every flight I have been on for the last eight years, have been completely full. Every single flight starts with the cabin crew advising passengers to pack the bins tightly so that everyone's carry on has room to fit. Weirdly, they also announce at the end of each flight to be careful opening the overhead bin doors because the contents may have shifted during the flight. Seriously? How the hell can anything packed so densely "shift?" That's like saying the contents of a sardine can may shift. Not likely!
    Also, the look on that basketball players face was fantastic. Unfortunately, that look said to me, "I know that voice," which is why he dropped his head down on the table in front of him.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 13 дней назад +7

    Leggo your Eggos? I wouldn't be seen dead in 'em.

  • @justincastillogayray
    @justincastillogayray 13 дней назад +32

    When you're that old, you've given up or live like there's no tomorrow like Harold's Maude.

  • @smittywerbenjaegermanjensen
    @smittywerbenjaegermanjensen 13 дней назад +5

    One of his teammates definitely made those noises to mess with him.

  • @rowann26
    @rowann26 13 дней назад +5

    I love seeing the fully stocked & untouched Kelloggs items in the supermarket lol

  • @davebruneau6068
    @davebruneau6068 13 дней назад +41

    Luca had to hide that mile-wide grin somehow...

  • @citizensane4387
    @citizensane4387 13 дней назад +12

    Why is this the first time I’m hearing about this Wendy’s chicken nugget promotion? 😂😂😂

    • @rockmillar8641
      @rockmillar8641 13 дней назад +1

      IKR...and I hear it @ The end of Wednesday... still got till December 31...Woo Whoo ❤

  • @raenoway
    @raenoway 13 дней назад +10

    lol…Parks and Rec in real life. They had to do a PSA for the old folks having the sexy times unsafely.

  • @ronareid7956
    @ronareid7956 13 дней назад +6

    LOVE THIS SHOW, HERO STEPHEN, THE FABULOUS BAND!! OMG!!!, GREAT GUESTS, EXCELLENT WRITERS, THANK YOU FROM MY HEART.
    But I have to add this little somethin' somethin' : FYI, that's the wrong way to peel a banana. Any monkey would tell you, you should eat the banana beginning with the sugary end first, not the woodier (no pun intended) end nearest the stem.
    Just try it! You will love it, almost as much as I LOVE THIS LATE SHOW!

  • @carvalone3076
    @carvalone3076 12 дней назад +1

    Dudes face when that moaning started 😂😂😂😂 Priceless 🤣

  • @sarahbarrett1247
    @sarahbarrett1247 13 дней назад +186

    So in other words, those people in the 70's STILL haven't learnt their lessons about safe sex 🙄

    • @ahlivetuhsidamaro150
      @ahlivetuhsidamaro150 13 дней назад +21

      Uh, LEARNED, but YEAH. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you’re smart.

    • @unknown5150variable
      @unknown5150variable 13 дней назад +23

      ​@@ahlivetuhsidamaro150uh learnt, depending on where you're from, but yeah. Just because you're "ahlive" doesn't mean you're smart.

    • @paperbagbrown1326
      @paperbagbrown1326 13 дней назад +3

      Neither has anyone who's "pro-choice."

    • @melaniehassler2405
      @melaniehassler2405 13 дней назад +7

      Also known as "humans" 😂

    • @unknown5150variable
      @unknown5150variable 13 дней назад +18

      @@paperbagbrown1326 what does that mean?
      I may not agree with your answer, I don't know, but am sincerely interested in your opinion, well your reasoning or logic behind it is probably more important. Im pretty open minded to having my own opinions changed when presented with good reason or a logical argument.

  • @jamesdooling4139
    @jamesdooling4139 13 дней назад +5

    At that age? LET THEM FREE LIKE BEASTS ON THE PLAINS!!!❤😂

  • @alfiegrace
    @alfiegrace 13 дней назад +6

    The l-4 corridor and The Villages in Florida are ground zero for STIs in the state. Obviously it’s not the college students that are spreading/sharing the diseases

  • @Volf1916
    @Volf1916 13 дней назад +6

    Sooooo thankful for a show without orange is the new orange being in the lineup!

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest 13 дней назад +4

    Old people be like YOLOMYMT
    You Only Live One More Year Maybe Two😂

  • @nstyj9233
    @nstyj9233 10 дней назад

    That opening bit is like a skateboard trick, respect!

  • @twulff7060
    @twulff7060 13 дней назад +2

    Bset "Meanwhile..." ever! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @timothyablaze
    @timothyablaze 13 дней назад +4

    I can’t stop thinking about the “dun-dun” for the law and order joke @2:53 I think sound FX person missed their cue, so Stephen improvised, then the band riffed off Steve with perfect comedic timing. Well done, horn player person.

  • @mattputnam3659
    @mattputnam3659 13 дней назад +8

    Did one poor intern have to run down to the bodega and buy a condom and a banana? Or did they make two trips to avoid the awkwardness?

    • @gardenofsn5955
      @gardenofsn5955 13 дней назад +1

      Someone in the studio def keeps a condom in their wallet "just in case" lmao

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 13 дней назад +103

    Eggo..."Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they SHOULD"
    -Dr. Ian Malcolm

    • @sevenprovinces
      @sevenprovinces 13 дней назад +7

      Yet "Must go faster." from that same Dr. Malcolm would be such a poor slogan for such clunky looking shoes.
      Besides, who would want to associate waffles with, eventually, the smell of sweaty feet?

    • @Oneshot8242
      @Oneshot8242 13 дней назад +4

      CHAOS!

    • @HRHDMKYT
      @HRHDMKYT 13 дней назад +3

      It’s too soon… too reminiscent of those hideous gold trump prototypes which will be nothing like the actual shoes that any chump who ordered them will receive (all sales final, no refunds).

  • @Xtini-ov2ys
    @Xtini-ov2ys 13 дней назад +2

    Chili’s Victim Unit reporting for duty….along with Gary. ;)

  • @ErinLy
    @ErinLy 13 дней назад +4

    There's room in Southwest Airline's overhead bins because they are the only airline still allowing you to check bags for free, SWA For-EVA!!!!

  • @CraigMader
    @CraigMader 13 дней назад +16

    You forgot Applebees down at the hotel...

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 13 дней назад +3

      And how about Denny's and Shari's? Such a lovely couple ...... 😁👍

  • @robbymceldowney5059
    @robbymceldowney5059 12 дней назад

    I love the introductions for this segment

  • @aremoreequal
    @aremoreequal 13 дней назад +26

    Red Lobster goes out of business on claims of giving away too much free food, so Wendy's says, "Let's give away free food!"

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 13 дней назад +6

      "Somebody's gotta do it!"

    • @trentgay3437
      @trentgay3437 13 дней назад +9

      Red lobster was bought by a vulture capitalist company and gutted that's why it's having trouble with the same promotion they had for 40 years.

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 13 дней назад

      @@trentgay3437 People are not going to Red Lobster because a vulture capitalist bought it? No . . . it's because you can get seafood, and more, at so many other places.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 13 дней назад +4

      They're only closing some places. They aren't going out of business.

  • @dianewilliams1125
    @dianewilliams1125 13 дней назад +2

    Chili's Law and Order is my favorite place to dine and get away with it!😮😮😮

  • @21AEJones
    @21AEJones 13 дней назад +2

    Where’s Leslie Knope when you need her?

  • @otheliamarie7757
    @otheliamarie7757 13 дней назад +3

    It should've been an older banana.

  • @ecamp6360
    @ecamp6360 13 дней назад +33

    Eggo sneakers: taking NIKE full circle!

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash 13 дней назад

      Still not as ugly as the ones Mr. Poopy Pants Pee Pee Tape is hawking.

  • @michaelbraum77
    @michaelbraum77 13 дней назад +1

    Thanks Stephen! You tell me about Wendy's free nuggets AFTER i get home!
    I'll definitely be there with all 330 million Americans every coming Wednesday!

  • @naiyang888
    @naiyang888 13 дней назад

    Yes, let’s completely defile Jeopardy.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 13 дней назад +20

    _with purchase._ Free nuggets with purchase. And using the app. But thanks for the Wendy's ad, Stephen.

  • @ramenai
    @ramenai 13 дней назад +18

    2:10 "Jeopardy for dumb people" I saw an old episode (70s-early 80s) of Jeopardy on Netflix a while back, and was surprised to see how easy the questions were for then compared to today

  • @deelee1569
    @deelee1569 13 дней назад +10

    "let go.of my eggp!!!" Got the guy's leg😂

  • @JonnoPlays
    @JonnoPlays 13 дней назад +3

    If they do a pop culture spinoff of Jeapordy does that mean they will finally take out all the garbage pop culture answers off the main show? 🤔

  • @alexjenkins4066
    @alexjenkins4066 13 часов назад

    That elderly sex thing was a skit on Parks and Rec...can't believe this is actually happening 😅

  • @notcharles
    @notcharles 13 дней назад

    Steve opened the banana from the wrong end!

  • @user-cc9cr1pe8m
    @user-cc9cr1pe8m 12 дней назад

    😂😂OMG😂😂SEX NOISES😂

  • @OriginalPiMan
    @OriginalPiMan 13 дней назад +50

    Hey Stephen, you're among the 55+.
    Stay safe please.

    • @SlyAceZeta
      @SlyAceZeta 13 дней назад +21

      No way he, or anyone, would ever cheat on Evie.

    • @MasterSandman
      @MasterSandman 13 дней назад +14

      ​@@SlyAceZetaNeither could I imagine Evie cheating on Stephen! 😊

    • @Arion661
      @Arion661 13 дней назад

      He'll be fine, no one ever invites him to the orgies and sex parties

  • @SagarSiddhpura
    @SagarSiddhpura 13 дней назад +2

    Before watching a meanwhile video, read comments and try to guess the headlines. Its so fun 😂

  • @dannyburleigh1
    @dannyburleigh1 13 дней назад +8

    First the 99cent stores close next its RED LOBSTER! WTF is going on?!!

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 13 дней назад +8

      corporate greed and a shitload of leveraged buyouts going bust

    • @AnitaLife27
      @AnitaLife27 13 дней назад +8

      If they stopped paying their executives millions for sitting in meetings, and their front line people dirt, maybe they’d have more profits.

    • @trentgay3437
      @trentgay3437 13 дней назад +4

      Vulture capitalism at work. Buy a company sell the parts you can to make money back . Don't care about the original company etc.....

  • @BrianLockett
    @BrianLockett 13 дней назад +5

    Funny thing is, Stephen himself is now officially a sexagenarian. But doesn't look it at all. 😅

    • @dryjazz
      @dryjazz 13 дней назад

      Shhhhh!! … that’s thick stage makeup!

  • @jonstremel7467
    @jonstremel7467 13 дней назад +1

    I’ve never laughed at an intro to Meanwhile…too wordy.

  • @luciferLandisclosed
    @luciferLandisclosed 6 дней назад

    You unpeeled the banana from the wrong end.

  • @MindRiderFPV
    @MindRiderFPV 13 дней назад

    You crack me up almost every evening…MEANWHILE… I trudge trough the eternal now…. Thank you 😂😂❤

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster 13 дней назад

    2:58 There's the sound I expected to hear at 2:05.
    4:35 That's what Spirit Airlines calls "first class".
    5:22 "I'll have what she's having."

  • @MsDemzon
    @MsDemzon 13 дней назад

    Remember folx: if you do the condom and banana demo, you have a banana and flavorless gum at the end.

  • @markpapallo718
    @markpapallo718 13 дней назад

    Maybe they should restructure and call it Dead Lobster.

  • @daviddelgado6090
    @daviddelgado6090 13 дней назад

    Grandma in the broom closet

  • @fanaticforager6610
    @fanaticforager6610 13 дней назад +5

    5:25 Their Energy was GREAT 😊 👍👍🎵

  • @chimaobiokoro
    @chimaobiokoro 12 дней назад

    The Catholic lawsuit bit was so John Oliver 😅

  • @hurdygurdyguy1
    @hurdygurdyguy1 13 дней назад +1

    4:55 ... that and bags of duty free booze and and crap just purchased before boarding!

  • @chrisandersen5635
    @chrisandersen5635 13 дней назад +6

    I knew Steph was gonna eat that banana at the end. He can’t resist a treat. Plus, the potassium will replenish his body after that, umm, grueling segment.

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 13 дней назад +1

    I don't want chocolate shoes I want health care lol

  • @sophierobinson2738
    @sophierobinson2738 13 дней назад +1

    Lovely! Here, in the fast food row by the interstate, Wendys is, indeed, next door to Arbys.

  • @alzingafagan7501
    @alzingafagan7501 13 дней назад +1

    While the game was over for the teams, someone decided that they were going to into overtime

  • @Kenzie_Hill
    @Kenzie_Hill 9 дней назад

    And APPLEBEES! ❤

  • @paulosilva3350
    @paulosilva3350 13 дней назад

    MEANWHILE, the true uncensored news...

  • @agentorange81
    @agentorange81 13 дней назад +1

    Wendys can give 6 nuggets once a week , yet were wanting to charge more durring busy times of day , ok

  • @marceld6061
    @marceld6061 13 дней назад

    For about the same price I would definitely take a pair of Eggo sneakers over those tacky gold ones that some disgraced politician is trying to hock.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 13 дней назад +8

    I would have thought Chipotle's would be the one to need a special victims unit.

  • @burgues-de-meia
    @burgues-de-meia 13 дней назад

    "Gemidão do Zap" on NBA 😂😂😂

  • @ShaunHautly
    @ShaunHautly 13 дней назад

    Hobo camp? Ho- hobo camp!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 13 дней назад +10

    Greg Kihn Band is a big fan of Jeopardy!

  • @britney901
    @britney901 13 дней назад

    How did that lady even get up in the bin?

  • @sailinbob11
    @sailinbob11 13 дней назад

    On St. Petersburg Florida ya can't get into a Red Lobster.

  • @horaciolerda
    @horaciolerda 13 дней назад +3

    3:43 Make way Opiod crisis we have a new phamaceutical based issue Old people using Cialis.

  • @probablyapigeon
    @probablyapigeon 12 дней назад +1

    Meanwhile starts at 1:14

  • @trentgay3437
    @trentgay3437 13 дней назад +1

    Ok Wendy how about you make your food affordable instead of giving free nuggets to attract customers. 🙄

  • @brianjones6500
    @brianjones6500 13 дней назад

    Everyone knows you open the banana from the other end and use the stem as a handle. Get it together Mr. Colbert.

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac 13 дней назад +1

    Why the hell would someone choose to snooze in an overhead bin?!🤔🤦‍♂😂

    • @user-qe2nd1xm8w
      @user-qe2nd1xm8w 13 дней назад

      Because they can lay down - which you cannot do in those lousy seats

  • @edgardelatorre5662
    @edgardelatorre5662 13 дней назад

    I'm sorry but none of those can replace Red Lobster!

  • @robj2704
    @robj2704 13 дней назад +2

    Eggo Sneakers, expected to outsell Trump's buy one get 5 more free t-shoes.

  • @gryjffrs
    @gryjffrs 7 дней назад

    Stuff happens. Stuff like, two people being overcome by passion backstage at a press conference. One of them might have been named Mona.

  • @igorschmidlapp6987
    @igorschmidlapp6987 13 дней назад

    No Kim Cattrall "Porky's" reference for the Luka press conference? ;-P

  • @fredricclack7137
    @fredricclack7137 13 дней назад

    Sex: 🌿: Dispensaries?!

  • @ConsciencepartyUSA
    @ConsciencepartyUSA 13 дней назад +1

    Man, if Wendy’s is going to have this, Wendy’s thing, I still won’t eat them because they are going to jack up the price anyway.

  • @smkh2890
    @smkh2890 13 дней назад

    I watch Jeopardy religiously every day at 6:40 Queensland time.
    They are re-runs from when Alex Trebek
    was still alive, but we colonials will take what we can get !