I kept waiting for that line, fully assuming it would be the final line of the montage. how else could it have ended?! and it would have been cathartic to hear, after being subjugated to that (loooong) montage of the rambling tur--WILL YOU SHUT UP, MAN
@@martin2289 My recent (psycho, Trumper) ex always insisted that 'Trump never interrupted Biden, it was the other way around.' If she saw that clip, she probably would've called it a deepfake. These people really do live in a weird alternate reality.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: that line was the exact moment Biden won the 2020 election. He somehow instinctively found the one sentence that connected more with the majority of Americans than anything else ever said.
Biden is a legendary debate who's not afraid to score hits. Seth's writing team are full of Bernie Bros who still irrationally hate Joe because it was Bernie's turn. Bernie was terrible in primary debates. No matter what the question, he would pivot to his dump speech. He was even asked about violence against trans women and replied "Medicare for all."
I think it is hilarious that Republican members of Congress are shouting about a lack of credibility on the part of Michael Cohen. That is the definition of irony.
To quote former United States President Theodore Roosevelt: "No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." "The judges who administer justice in our countries must be seen as ethical and subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary. Nothing less than the rule of law is at stake."
I do like that line: "subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary" ... but WHO is actually responsible for offering meaningful correction to the Supreme Court Justices?
@@tytn9978 who is responsible for enforcing he 14th amendment? the supreme court ruled trump was disqualified under the 14th, but that Congress had to be the one to do it. pretty sure it was because they knew congress wouldn't do it.
@@tytn9978 "meaningful correction" of $COTU$ falls to Congress and the power of impeachment, so, no help there until we vote out the MAGA/Fascist/Twitter factions.
Microphones need to be turned off when one person has been asked a question. And only that one persons microphone should then be turned on to answer said question.
This! That's the only way I'll watch. I can't stand all the interrupting, yelling, and rudeness. It's worse than being in a class full of preschoolers.
That's why these debates will disable the microphone after you run out of time for your answer. No childish shouting from the toddler to try to "win" the debate.
The moderators need to keep control of these debates. No allowing either candidate to talk over the other. Cut the mics if necessary. We don't need to see another circus.
@@drewhughes9127He's letting you know that you can block him. It's pretty easy when people are spouting off gibberish. Makes RUclips far more enjoyable if the trolls are blocked.
Damn it Seth!! Now all we want is Trump v Biden and Obama appearing like Stone Cold, the glass breaks and the whole world screams, for all kinds of reasons. Really cool with the haircut bit, loved it!
Half of this racist country couldn't handle a black President so that half elected this psycho Trump. What's even more insane is that he is allowed to run after inciting a insurrection and is currently under indictment in a NY criminal trial, another indictment in Georgia state charges, and two indictments on federal charges (one in Florida and one in the District of Columbia). These indictments amount to a total of 88 felony charges. While this country went down the drain post Obama, it is well into the sewer now. God help us 🙏.
@@thehunzz hmm and yet as an Aussie, all I can really say is that one of our citizens was told all your classified info & passed that on to everyone who needed to hear it here, so as to benefit our country, so a bit weird actually that you would say we don't know about your politics after being given so much classified info by your leader. I would actually suggest that all the free world know far more about politics there than anyone inside the propaganda bubbles within your walls
I remember that debate, it was disgusting. But it was more disgusting watching the moderator having no control... I still don't know why they didn't turn his mike off!
You are right, it was disgusting and even a bit un-nerving. I have seen inmates escalate their inappropriate behavior just because they have been told to settle down. They don't care what they do as long as they have the last word, and they consider that a win, even though the judge then adds time to their sentence, while they now strapped into a wheeled chair and have a spit bag on their heads. rump is a monster.
Just like constipation....it takes a lot for reaaaly old people to experience the blessed relief of laughing hard & long. But, with Seth & writers....no problemo! You all know how to make it happen....BIG TIME. 👍 Thanks & God Bless You 🤣🙏😂
Signs of a sociopath • behavior conflicting with social norms, repeatedly pushes the envelope into uncharted territory. • disregarding or violating the rights of others, insubordinate to any form of authority. • unconcerned in distinguishing between right and wrong. • inability to show remorse, for they have none, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly, automatically. Behaves in a risky, impulsive, dangerous manner. • extremely manipulative, exploits others without any care of who gets hurt. • no conscience or guilt, refusal to accept responsibility for their actions, claiming ownership in the success of others.
In Japan they have a national newspaper for elementary students that gets distributed to the schools. I used to read it to practice my Japanese. They had an article on the last Biden Trump debate, about how it devolved into shouting and mudslinging.
The fact that their will be no audience in the debate will make FRUMP run away. I guarantee it. Right now FRUMP is all brave with talk but he will whither away when the time comes. Why he would debate Biden with all the crimes he's being charged with is insane. FRUMP IS INSANE.
That was a suggestion to the rules, to have the mic cut off at the end of time limit. Should have included having it off while the President is speaking tho. Make 45 have to raise a paddle or something when he wants to make a counterpoint.
@@mscheckersvaughan3082 yeah but Seth and co were so desperate for a democratic president but never ever mention him or his policy's instead choosing to clown on trump
You thank the American voters for letting him in the cult following decided he would somehow make a good Republican candidate. No one put a gun to our head to make him popular.
Having just house trained 6 foster puppies, that is just what I thought! And I bet Chris was also thinking, "They say not to hit them with a rolled up newspaper, but I am so tempted."
I hope they learned and mute him when it's not his time to talk...then he will complain so much about it, saying they are crooks who are silencing him. SMH
Its refreshing to hear a dig that is thought out and actually pertinent to their opponent rather than schoolyard name calling that barely makes any sense if it does at all.
That sort of banter is pointless and falls into Trumps lap. I mean do you really want to get into a game of name calling and baiting with Trump who endlessly does this already by text and on TV? Biden cant win at acting like a bully since he is up against the biggest one.
@@mpup54 There's a difference between doing something often and doing something well. Biden's sarcasm is used to call out actual points of contention; like at the State of the Unions when he used Republican's own words about what they planned to do to social security to immediately make them publicly backpedal. Or when he playfully reminded those that were taking credit for a bill that they didn't vote for that he was glad his infrastructure act was helping out communities that needed it no matter who was asking for it. Whenever Dark Brandon comes into play, his words, however snarky and dark humored, are never based on lies.
Agreed, yet still find common compromise with about the 45-51% of your fellow citizens that agree with R politicians and then the real king makers like the ultra wealthy patronage who can afford to pay for the PACs.
You don't need to be ashamed when such a person is part of your country, they exist everywhere. You need to be ashamed when half the country supports such a person, and at least half of those fervently so...
remember in the 2020 debates it was found out that trump was positive for covid but didn't tell biden or his team so just something to think about is all i am saying
It’s the media’s fault. They spent every waking second covering the most mundane aspects of the trial and they saw an opportunity to prostrate themselves for him
Biden’s actually a rather solid debater. I think he’ll outperform expectations. He thrives in confrontational exchanges: hence why some of his best looking exchanges of his presidency have been those confrontational moments at the SOTU
He's a career politician. He's been doing this since 300BC. They can't fluster him, he's cool as a cucumber, and still quick to remark for a man his age.
@@meh8982 I wish that I could have been a fly on the wall when he was growing up. Either his parents terrorized him or he terrorized them, and that's why he was sent off to Military School to "mature".
@@margueritemccann8580They terrorized him, he then terrorized his own children and the entire country. This is what happens when families like mine get into politics. Hence why I will always argue that child abuse inevitably harms society at large
We've all met that person who doesn't listen to anything you're saying in a conversation or argument; they're just waiting impatiently till they can start talking again.
@@rachelstanger6079 Re the rump family... You are right...both things can be true. And the personal insights that you shared are appreciated. Thank You.
There is only one thing that would make me be willing to watch a presidential debate, and that would be some kind of mute option for the moderator. It's absolutely infuriating how some politicians act like shouting incoherently over their opponents is appropriate behavior. Literal toddlers have more sensible arguments.
Actually I disagree as remember he thinks he looks GOOD in these debates. He think being a overbearing bully is what his base wants - and sadly it absolutely is.
I'm tired of judges giving the jury instructions! They say no one is above the law, but a jury is! If you're just going to follow the law then you don't need a jury, just have the judge find him guilty and be done with it. The People are in charge, not politicians, and certainly not judges or lawyers. A jury can change the law, or keep it, that is why being on a jury is an honor!
The fact all his sycophants put on the same suit and tie is actually really scary. History teaches us that as soon as people start to think it's a good idea to wear a uniform to show their solidarity to a cultish political leader - things get ugly. Did we just get a glimpse of how all the Republicans are going to start to dress everyday in a Trump presidency? In a red tie political uniform? That's straight up freaking me out.
They have been espousing fascistic rhetoric for well over a year. Now they are beginning to follow fascist dress code. For some reason, we Americans shy away from the word "fascist" and don't believe fascism could happen here. I pray we don't mess up and find out that it can happen here.
"I believe you're free on Wednesdays" already won the debate. From Ireland, I'm staying up and watching this live just to see the wheels fly off the Drumpf train
"Anytime, anywhere, anyplace" is such a ridiculous slogan. Two of those mean the exact same thing. "Anytime, anywhere, anyplace, in any location, wherever, in whatever setting, no matter the whereabouts!"
I've never understood why debates aren't simply operated with only the selected speaker's mic on while speaking. Shut off the other debater's mic during that time.
That wouldn't be a debate, but intermixed interviews. Originally, debates were the candidates talking to each other passionately but civilly, so they could better make their cases for their political proposals before the public, which could judge their ideas and character. The moderator proposed the subjects and made questions if needed. Unfortunately, nowadays there are too many candidates who don't answer the questions, who interrupt whoever is talking, who never shut up so others can say whatever they have to say - and those guys believe that the one who made the most noise is the ""winner"" of the debate - which was not a debate, but a shouting match. Let's hope in other elections all the candidates are educated enough as to have actual debates.
Here a court, there a court, everywhere a court court..... Come debate me outside a courthouse.......E-I-E-I-O. (Isn't that a state somewhere in the middle?)
@@Boots_293 that’s so true! can you imagine what the next two debates will be like if Trump even shows up, I think if he does, it’s gonna be probably one of the most highly viewed between 🤡DD &DB! 😎“will be wild!” to quote tRump
@@sherinameless1618 hah, he ran a pretty tight show, but the jackals see all, so I'm sure they'll catch something. There's so much going on all over, it's easy to miss things. It's a very different experience from watching on TV/YT.
Because Biden has an immaculate record and our recovery has been better than quite literally the entire world. Is being the actual best on the planet not what you GOP want?
I think America's lucky to have Joe Biden a man of integrity who still believes in the American Dream instead of the orange turd who wants to create the American Nightmare
"A coked up raccoon trapped in a port-a-potty at Coachella"- excellent!!
What happened to “WILL YOU SHUT UP MAN?!?” THAT WAS AMAZING!!! My wife and I still gut laugh about that!
Trump interrupted Biden in that debate 118 times!
I kept waiting for that line, fully assuming it would be the final line of the montage. how else could it have ended?!
and it would have been cathartic to hear, after being subjugated to that (loooong) montage of the rambling tur--WILL YOU SHUT UP, MAN
@@martin2289 My recent (psycho, Trumper) ex always insisted that 'Trump never interrupted Biden, it was the other way around.' If she saw that clip, she probably would've called it a deepfake. These people really do live in a weird alternate reality.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: that line was the exact moment Biden won the 2020 election. He somehow instinctively found the one sentence that connected more with the majority of Americans than anything else ever said.
Biden is a legendary debate who's not afraid to score hits.
Seth's writing team are full of Bernie Bros who still irrationally hate Joe because it was Bernie's turn.
Bernie was terrible in primary debates. No matter what the question, he would pivot to his dump speech. He was even asked about violence against trans women and replied "Medicare for all."
I think it is hilarious that Republican members of Congress are shouting about a lack of credibility on the part of Michael Cohen. That is the definition of irony.
They conveniently leave out the part that the perjury charge comes from the lies he told for Ttump
He wont get vacation from Rikers Island to go to debate 🙂
Republicans have no moral fiber anymore
He can maybe use the prison phone. 🫠
Funniest part is that most of them will be fodder for the trump machine JUST LIKE COHEN
"Will you shut up, man!" 😂😂😂
To quote former United States President Theodore Roosevelt:
"No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." "The judges who administer justice in our countries must be seen as ethical and subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary. Nothing less than the rule of law is at stake."
But there is no 'meaningful correction' applied to the US Supreme court.
I do like that line: "subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary" ... but WHO is actually responsible for offering meaningful correction to the Supreme Court Justices?
@@tytn9978 who is responsible for enforcing he 14th amendment?
the supreme court ruled trump was disqualified under the 14th, but that Congress had to be the one to do it.
pretty sure it was because they knew congress wouldn't do it.
and that is how we protect our freedom
@@tytn9978 "meaningful correction" of $COTU$ falls to Congress and the power of impeachment, so, no help there until we vote out the MAGA/Fascist/Twitter factions.
The uniform with the red ties are just the corporate version of the red hat and graphic t-shirt with a flag and an eagle on it somewhere.
It's a cult.
Wait till they start the MAGA youth where the boys are dressed in dark suits and red ties, and the girls like child pageant stars/ Gaetz fodder
and he's culty as hell!!
It's the worst Guardians of the Galaxy line up.
"I hear you're free on Wednesdays" might be the coldest line I've ever heard.
Microphones need to be turned off when one person has been asked a question. And only that one
persons microphone should then be turned on to answer said question.
and off during rants. soundproof booths would be best, switches off if off topic or lying.
That is actually one of the stipulations of the debate.
Not only do we need the mic cut off switch but also live fact checking.
Just assume everything that comes out of Trump is a lie and you will be good to go
MISSED OPPORTUNITY - Seth you forgot the main meme - Biden going "Will you shut up man!"
another missed opportunity was comparing the empty podium to Clint Eastwood's bizarre conversation with an empty chair at a Repub convention
👴🏻🥃 YOGA SUCK
THE BEST PART OF ALL THOSE STUPID DEBATES!
@jeffmccloud905 yeah, I really thought they were going to.
I loved that ! Joe is killer cool . . . He's got this, and the rest of us, too . Obama thanked him for not shooting anyone . . . Hilarious . . .
Rules of Debate: No audience. When one is answering, the mic is turned off for the other.
ABSOLUTELY! No exceptions.
That would be so brutal to listen to lol
This! That's the only way I'll watch. I can't stand all the interrupting, yelling, and rudeness. It's worse than being in a class full of preschoolers.
Trump can’t debate policy all he’ll do is ramble on and on any time Biden speaks.
I feel like they'd also need soundproof booths.
The problem with these moderators is that they are too civil towards Trump they need to tell him to STFU.
Facts!
They, or some uninvolved person, needs to cut the mic when rump isn't supposed to be talking. Same for Biden. No interrupting.
That's why these debates will disable the microphone after you run out of time for your answer. No childish shouting from the toddler to try to "win" the debate.
@@Sylfa I was going to say that I hope that is a condition of these debates, cause it needs to be & is the easy solution isn't it
Trump 2024
The moderators need to keep control of these debates. No allowing either candidate to talk over the other. Cut the mics if necessary. We don't need to see another circus.
I think one of the conditions is a mic cut off.
@gryph01 good to hear, thanks.
100%
Should have fact checkers. Thats DJT kryptonite, facts
We can all hope, but don't have expectations...they are always shattered.🥺
Dark Brandon made another appearance. "I hear you are open on Wednesdays"🤣🤣🤣
@peterg5383 Sue me....
That was funny; Free on Wednesday😂 v
@peterg5383, Be nice. You're in yt. v
I think Dark Brandon is a pretty cool guy. He kikcd Trumps ass in 2020 and doesnt afraid of anything.
I heard that's on a 👕
Watching the clips of Trump interrupting the debate made me long for John Goodman to yell STFU Donnie.
"You're out of your element, Donnie!"
During the debate, Trump should wear a shock collar, any time Biden is talking, and he interjects, Bzzt! maybe that will shut him up.
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I doubt it. The former guy's too much of a narcissist. v
Have another $100 million dollar bill for the power consumed
As if Trump's behaviour could be modified! He's dumber than an amoeba, in that regard.
@@alex35agm I don't think they make them that small...
Whoever is speaking for their allotted time. Their opponent must have their mic CUT
Otherwise it will be another cluster
Maybe have each of them in their own sound proof booth as if it's a game show?
Anytime, anyplace? How about Wednesday on Rikers Island.
All Joe has to do is start reading of the charges against Donnie, and he'll think he's in court, and nod off mid debate.
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🥃👴🏻 SHARON TATE IN 24
@@FRANKRIO-jv1sqwtf are you talking about?
@@drewhughes9127He's letting you know that you can block him. It's pretty easy when people are spouting off gibberish. Makes RUclips far more enjoyable if the trolls are blocked.
That no audience clause is a genius move.
I think so, too.
Yes! That will drive him nuts. No one to perform for.
Why would you even need four debates between now and Nov. He wants a large venue that he can pay people to show up or offer free magat merch.
Damn it Seth!! Now all we want is Trump v Biden and Obama appearing like Stone Cold, the glass breaks and the whole world screams, for all kinds of reasons.
Really cool with the haircut bit, loved it!
I scream into the void once more "This is NOT the best we can do".
That montage from the last debate was absolutely cringe.
It won’t be this debate that makes us aware how far the USA has gone down the drain politically. We, internationally, have known that since 2016
Half of this racist country couldn't handle a black President so that half elected this psycho Trump. What's even more insane is that he is allowed to run after inciting a insurrection and is currently under indictment in a NY criminal trial, another indictment in Georgia state charges, and two indictments on federal charges (one in Florida and one in the District of Columbia). These indictments amount to a total of 88 felony charges. While this country went down the drain post Obama, it is well into the sewer now. God help us 🙏.
You deal with Putin and we'll talk.
You, internationally, know dick about American politics.
@@thehunzz As an SD expat and voter I know plenty.
@@thehunzz hmm and yet as an Aussie, all I can really say is that one of our citizens was told all your classified info & passed that on to everyone who needed to hear it here, so as to benefit our country, so a bit weird actually that you would say we don't know about your politics after being given so much classified info by your leader.
I would actually suggest that all the free world know far more about politics there than anyone inside the propaganda bubbles within your walls
I remember that debate, it was disgusting. But it was more disgusting watching the moderator having no control... I still don't know why they didn't turn his mike off!
It was disgusting that it turned out that the ability to cut of the mic was needed. Trump was degrading a presidential debate to a WWE shouting match.
You are right, it was disgusting and even a bit un-nerving. I have seen inmates escalate their inappropriate behavior just because they have been told to settle down. They don't care what they do as long as they have the last word, and they consider that a win, even though the judge then adds time to their sentence, while they now strapped into a wheeled chair and have a spit bag on their heads. rump is a monster.
Thank you Seth for injecting laughter and levity into this crazy world. God bless you and all your writers and staff.
Just like constipation....it takes a lot for reaaaly old people to experience the blessed relief of laughing hard & long. But, with Seth & writers....no problemo! You all know how to make it happen....BIG TIME. 👍
Thanks & God Bless You 🤣🙏😂
I seen that Biden ad yesterday, and had to do a spit take whilst drinking my coffee. Cracked me up. Dark Brandon indeed.
Remember "Can't Talk To A Psycho Like A Normal Human Being"!!!!
Thanks for the laughs, Seth. They're desperately needed.
Dark Brandon cracks me up. Also, I’m totally going to watch the debates while simultaneously shielding my eyes from the cringe.
Holy crap, it’s painful to watch that “debate”, physically painful
Trump was an A hole & he thought he won😂
@@kiki19822 like playing chess with a pigeon; pigeon knocks over the pieces, shits all over, then struts around like it won.
Signs of a sociopath
• behavior conflicting with social norms, repeatedly pushes the envelope into uncharted territory.
• disregarding or violating the rights of others, insubordinate to any form of authority.
• unconcerned in distinguishing between right and wrong.
• inability to show remorse, for they have none, void of empathy.
• tendency to lie often, repeatedly, automatically. Behaves in a risky, impulsive, dangerous manner.
• extremely manipulative, exploits others without any care of who gets hurt.
• no conscience or guilt, refusal to accept responsibility for their actions, claiming ownership in the success of others.
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He checks every box!
That's the entire Rethug voting base!
That's why he idolizes Hannibal Lecter.
In Japan they have a national newspaper for elementary students that gets distributed to the schools. I used to read it to practice my Japanese. They had an article on the last Biden Trump debate, about how it devolved into shouting and mudslinging.
They are going to have to cut Trump's mic if there is a debate. He refuses to engage in even basic decorum
The fact that their will be no audience in the debate will make FRUMP run away. I guarantee it. Right now FRUMP is all brave with talk but he will whither away when the time comes. Why he would debate Biden with all the crimes he's being charged with is insane. FRUMP IS INSANE.
That was a suggestion to the rules, to have the mic cut off at the end of time limit. Should have included having it off while the President is speaking tho. Make 45 have to raise a paddle or something when he wants to make a counterpoint.
Yeah but if he loses Seth won't have content for 2024-28
@@AdamOBrien29there isn’t a decent comic in the world who won’t cheerfully give up Trump as comic fodder to save democracy.
@@mscheckersvaughan3082 yeah but Seth and co were so desperate for a democratic president but never ever mention him or his policy's instead choosing to clown on trump
9:08 "He can't put two sentences together"
The absolute audacity of this man! It's insane how so many insults he hurls at people apply to him.
Repiteaux, awwwwwwwww.
Yeah, Trump can't finish a single sentence with more than 3 or four words in it.
What a hypocrite!
Every accusation is a confession from Donald.
rump is Rudy in ur basement cops r looking for him ????
@@cje886just said that, I should've read your reply first LOL Peace, Neighbor
I don't think either Trump or his cultists have the capacity for embarrassment.
He brings chaos to our country :
Disrespectful and rude no morals grifter .
You thank the American voters for letting him in the cult following decided he would somehow make a good Republican candidate. No one put a gun to our head to make him popular.
jesus christ that first debate compilation is so anxiety-provoking
"let's get ready to rumble"??? Autocorrect f**ks up again.... he meant 'rAmble'!!😂😂
For a second I closed my eyes during the debate clip and it sounded like the moderator was telling a dog called Mr President to get off the couch
That's hilarious! v
What is going on in this country?!?!? How can the GOP not feel ashamed.😢
The GOP or Trump Cult have no conscience. They can’t experience shame because they have no empathy. They are motivated by power and greed.
It's because their base is as shameless as they are. Why have shame, if you don't need to have shame to get elected and reelected?
Like their front man, they have become immune to normal human emotions like shame, empathy, or basic decency.
R U Kidding? GOP? Shame? None of them would feel shame even if jaisus caught them JO!
Idk. It's very sad
It's still a tragedy we never got a Trump-Sanders debate.
Why dont they just turn off his mic since he is a whiney child that cant be respectable for 2seconds.
They’re too scared.
This is actually happening
@@Mallykins Turning off the mic when it is not your turn is one of the stipulations.
Great idea 💡 and their is also the mute/ volume down button too 😂
They did that when he debated Hillary.
Chris Wallace sounded like he was trying to get a puppy not to pee on the carpet with how often he was having to say "no" to Trump.
Having just house trained 6 foster puppies, that is just what I thought! And I bet Chris was also thinking, "They say not to hit them with a rolled up newspaper, but I am so tempted."
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I was a little sad they didn't play that awesome moment when Biden told him to shut up. Half the country stood up and applauded when he did that.
I hope they learned and mute him when it's not his time to talk...then he will complain so much about it, saying they are crooks who are silencing him. SMH
Never go to a Trump appearance without a rolled up newspaper!
Well, this aged badly😂😂😂
Biden keeps roasting Trump!! 🤣🤣
Its refreshing to hear a dig that is thought out and actually pertinent to their opponent rather than schoolyard name calling that barely makes any sense if it does at all.
He does it with class.
That sort of banter is pointless and falls into Trumps lap. I mean do you really want to get into a game of name calling and baiting with Trump who endlessly does this already by text and on TV? Biden cant win at acting like a bully since he is up against the biggest one.
@@mpup54 There's a difference between doing something often and doing something well. Biden's sarcasm is used to call out actual points of contention; like at the State of the Unions when he used Republican's own words about what they planned to do to social security to immediately make them publicly backpedal. Or when he playfully reminded those that were taking credit for a bill that they didn't vote for that he was glad his infrastructure act was helping out communities that needed it no matter who was asking for it.
Whenever Dark Brandon comes into play, his words, however snarky and dark humored, are never based on lies.
Satan's turn soon
I'm ashamed and embarrassed that Trump is a part of our country.
Agreed, yet still find common compromise with about the 45-51% of your fellow citizens that agree with R politicians and then the real king makers like the ultra wealthy patronage who can afford to pay for the PACs.
You don't need to be ashamed when such a person is part of your country, they exist everywhere. You need to be ashamed when half the country supports such a person, and at least half of those fervently so...
..."At noon on the beach during the garlic festival..." LOL!!!🤣
Iconic line: “I hear you’re free on Wednesdays” ~President Biden 2024 💪🏾🇺🇸
this needsto be on a tshirt
Remember "will you shut up, man?" Classic!
Mic drop😂
"Just like Stormy, I'll let you finish first."
@@stephenstjohn5239 YES!
"Any where" and "any place" .....hmmm.....aren't those synonymous?
They need a mute button and a fact checker for any debate involving Trump.
Or alternatively connect the mic for the person who should remain quiet through a voice processor to make them sound like a chipmunk
Oh yes, that would be perfect! The interrupting by Trump last time was intolerable.💙💙💙@@michaelharrison1093
Fact checking trump would make the run time extend to longer than The Snyder Cut
@@michaelharrison1093I love that idea!!! Perfect!!!😂
And a real judge (not Cannon) to swear tfg in on a stack of trumpian _Bibles_ .
Scheduling the debates 4 months out is strategic....giving drumpf's brain more time to melt. 😂
I'm amazed it's not oozing out of his ears.
He will talking about the late great Mr. Magoo by then
remember in the 2020 debates it was found out that trump was positive for covid but didn't tell biden or his team so just something to think about is all i am saying
Biden should set the debate venue in Guantanamo.
Trump can stay afterwards.
👴🏻🥃 SOOO HOW'S YO MOTHER DOIN?
Hahaha
IKR 😂
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"I hear you're free on Wednesdays!" 😅😅😅
Who has Dressed Alike on their Cult Bingo card?
"Come to my criminal trial for a presidential debate."
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I'm still disgusted by the MAGA Republicans who went to the courthouse instead of working for America in Washington. But, what do we expect from them?
They're traitors & bootlickers to that pos; the former guy. v
Probably better that they’re not in DC..
It’s the media’s fault. They spent every waking second covering the most mundane aspects of the trial and they saw an opportunity to prostrate themselves for him
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Oh, I was gonna say that.
I'll have to be quicker than the Jackals next video.
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Biden’s actually a rather solid debater. I think he’ll outperform expectations. He thrives in confrontational exchanges: hence why some of his best looking exchanges of his presidency have been those confrontational moments at the SOTU
He's intelligent, knowledgeable and quick witted. Biden's opponent is loud.
Trump can't debate Biden, he'll look like a fool, and that's precisely why I'm almost positive he will bail.
He's a career politician. He's been doing this since 300BC. They can't fluster him, he's cool as a cucumber, and still quick to remark for a man his age.
@@cje886 He absolutely schooled King Lysimachus of Thrace.
Whereas Trump is a rather solid masterbater.
(spelling error is deliberate, Correction Jackals!)
He just doesn't understand what "debate" means. He thinks he just gets to yell at you in person. 😄
That is exactly how he "debates." That's it.
@@meh8982 I wish that I could have been a fly on the wall when he was growing up. Either his parents terrorized him or he terrorized them, and that's why he was sent off to Military School to "mature".
@@margueritemccann8580They terrorized him, he then terrorized his own children and the entire country. This is what happens when families like mine get into politics. Hence why I will always argue that child abuse inevitably harms society at large
We've all met that person who doesn't listen to anything you're saying in a conversation or argument; they're just waiting impatiently till they can start talking again.
@@rachelstanger6079 Re the rump family... You are right...both things can be true. And the personal insights that you shared are appreciated. Thank You.
There is only one thing that would make me be willing to watch a presidential debate, and that would be some kind of mute option for the moderator. It's absolutely infuriating how some politicians act like shouting incoherently over their opponents is appropriate behavior. Literal toddlers have more sensible arguments.
I assume you mean by the moderator not for the moderator
@@ptech88 I meant an option for the moderator to be able to mute them, yes.
"Aw, would you shut up, man?!!"
- Joe Biden to Diaper Donny during their debate in 2020
That was the only good moment of those debates.
That was the most satisfying moment of those shitshows. He said what I was thinking. 😭
Actually it was much more direct and forceful: “Will you shut up, man?” No “aw”, no “would”.
It's going to be interesting to see if Trump actually accepts the Debate or find a way to weasel out of it.
well we all know he is a weasel so who knows
My guess is Weasel.
Trump will not debate and he'll blame not going on Biden. Trump's inner circle won't let him due to his cognitive decline.
Just like when he said he will testify or when he said Mexico will pay for the wall.
He will just interrupt and be obnoxious...can't see how it helps him..😅😅
We DO say 'They have 350 million people and they have those two.' 😂😂😂
Guess what? So do we, hence why Seth and his writers wrote it.
Daddy trump will bail on the debates at the last minute. He’s a coward.
He could have a flare up of his bone spurs! You know, the ones that kept him home from Nam.
Actually I disagree as remember he thinks he looks GOOD in these debates. He think being a overbearing bully is what his base wants - and sadly it absolutely is.
He will just blame the gag order
Probably too busy cornering a female he wants to grab by the .....!!
No matter how much he humiliates himself his cult will call him the winner.
Seth killed this Closer Look -- this dude is about to be on fire for election season
I'm tired of judges giving the jury instructions! They say no one is above the law, but a jury is! If you're just going to follow the law then you don't need a jury, just have the judge find him guilty and be done with it. The People are in charge, not politicians, and certainly not judges or lawyers. A jury can change the law, or keep it, that is why being on a jury is an honor!
Yes Seth, we the world are watching. We are worried.
The fact all his sycophants put on the same suit and tie is actually really scary. History teaches us that as soon as people start to think it's a good idea to wear a uniform to show their solidarity to a cultish political leader - things get ugly. Did we just get a glimpse of how all the Republicans are going to start to dress everyday in a Trump presidency? In a red tie political uniform? That's straight up freaking me out.
So, instead of Brownshirts, iDJiT Shitler has "Red Ties"?
They have been espousing fascistic rhetoric for well over a year. Now they are beginning to follow fascist dress code. For some reason, we Americans shy away from the word "fascist" and don't believe fascism could happen here. I pray we don't mess up and find out that it can happen here.
Wonder if Hugo Boss will supply their blue suits and red ties?
It was either that or brown shirts...
Like a Twilight Zone episode.
Seth Meyers, now that was funny. Tumbs up to the team for making It. Allmost as funny as the episode under Covid, with your kidwasps
Obama should definitely attend the debate and sit in the front. Trump will lose his sheet. 😂
Prepare the Tan Suit!
He could attend with Jimmy Kimmel.😂
Lol. Obama would make a great moderator. Wouldn't that cook his goose.😅
@@darlenelarochelle4011 Barack Obama, Hillary& Bill Clinton - The Three Moderators!😆
OMG could imagine! He’d have an aneurysm
Jesus.......the matching uniforms.
....Nope......totally NOT a cult. 🙄
They wore their gang colors!😅
Reminds me of the Men in Black
How pathetic!
Cheerleaders.
@@kimberlyevans9160 - I want to see them try to lift Trump to the top of the pyramid.
I hear you're free on Wednesdays LOVE IT
A pointless correction? Podium, you stand On, a lecturn you stand Behind..😂
iDJiT wants a dais, to stand above.
"I believe you're free on Wednesdays" already won the debate. From Ireland, I'm staying up and watching this live just to see the wheels fly off the Drumpf train
yay ur country is flooded with illegal migrants too, much in common
If Biden can’t put two sentences together, maybe Drumpf should stop interrupting him.
Sure dude... let's see how it goes. Biden is a bit slow to talk at times but what he says makes sense... Trump just spews nonsense and lies.
It was hard to see all those republicans!! They were all on their knees!!😂😂😂
You can't argue (or debate) with a mad man.
Great writing again. 😊
Talent if they grabbed it that fast.
He said he can’t put thoughts together BECAUSE HE TALKS OVER HIM AND WON’T SHUT UP!
"Anytime, anywhere, anyplace" is such a ridiculous slogan. Two of those mean the exact same thing.
"Anytime, anywhere, anyplace, in any location, wherever, in whatever setting, no matter the whereabouts!"
Lol
"Man, woman, person, camera, TV." (One of many, many lies about the MoCA he took in 2020, btw.)
He's not the sharpest bulb in the drawer.
Came here to say the same thing. Plus, it's one thing that it happened in the post - but the fact that they actually made it a slogan...
Not sure why they had to appropriate a Martini slogan from the 90s...
"Oh you can? I don't know how to do that.... oh, this is bad." 🤣🤣🤣
I've never understood why debates aren't simply operated with only the selected speaker's mic on while speaking. Shut off the other debater's mic during that time.
That wouldn't be a debate, but intermixed interviews. Originally, debates were the candidates talking to each other passionately but civilly, so they could better make their cases for their political proposals before the public, which could judge their ideas and character. The moderator proposed the subjects and made questions if needed. Unfortunately, nowadays there are too many candidates who don't answer the questions, who interrupt whoever is talking, who never shut up so others can say whatever they have to say - and those guys believe that the one who made the most noise is the ""winner"" of the debate - which was not a debate, but a shouting match.
Let's hope in other elections all the candidates are educated enough as to have actual debates.
They wanted the spectacle. They didn't really care about substance.
With Trump they'd also have to be in sound proof booths 😶
Why can't I find a single video from Seth, Stephen Colbert, or Jimmy Kimmel on last week's debate?
"…No! The answer to the question is no." Sounds like a preschool monitor rather than a debate moderator. 😂
The difference better a rally and a debate is that trump didn’t have to worry about being challenged but will fall apart when someone calls him out.
Please tell me in these debates they’re going to turn off the mics while the other is talking?
Trump is an absolute nightmare
He really does need a shock collar.
👴🏻🥃 I KISSED VAN JOHNSON
Unless you’re a comedian. ;)
Trump sundowns bigly nowadays!
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👱🏻♀️ SOOO HOW'S YO MOTHER DOIN?
“Anytime. Anywhere. Anyplace.”
Does Trump’s team think anywhere and anyplace are different things?
Here a court, there a court, everywhere a court court.....
Come debate me outside a courthouse.......E-I-E-I-O.
(Isn't that a state somewhere in the middle?)
Thanks for the laughs Seth ❤
Trump is the nightmare as is the moderator (Chris) for not getting Trump to shut up!
Did you expect Chris to physically gag him?
@@Boghopper9999 isn’t the whole point of a moderator to have some control? There was literally none.
@@pennylane428to be fair, no one can control Trump!
@@Boots_293 that’s so true! can you imagine what the next two debates will be like if Trump even shows up, I think if he does, it’s gonna be probably one of the most highly viewed between 🤡DD &DB! 😎“will be wild!” to quote tRump
@@Boots_293 Stormy & a Forbes magazine can....
Biden needs to do exactly what Howard Stern suggested.
Just keep repeating "I need you to find me 11,780 votes"
BRILLIANT AS ALWAYS
💙💙Voting Straight Blue for Democracy 2024 💙💙
Got to go to this taping today! Was great to see you live Seth!
Very cool. Hipe you had fun. v
Do you have any insider secrets to share with the Jackals?
@@sherinameless1618 hah, he ran a pretty tight show, but the jackals see all, so I'm sure they'll catch something. There's so much going on all over, it's easy to miss things. It's a very different experience from watching on TV/YT.
@@Dkaviator4756 Thanks! I appreciate the perspective. What a cool experience.
@@sherinameless1618 if you interested checkout the Seth Myers subreddit, people much better at explaining their experience have posted there.
Probably Sarah Huckabee’s missing podium
I love the Biden jab of “I heard you’re free on Wednesdays.” Kinda wish him and his team would do more jabs
Wow the clan has new uniforms
That "debate" was giving me a splitting headache.
"They have 350 Million People. Why is it those 2?" YES America. That is exactly what the rest of the planet thinks.
Because Biden has an immaculate record and our recovery has been better than quite literally the entire world. Is being the actual best on the planet not what you GOP want?
I'd say "it's like" but you GOP freaks literally do worship Hitler and openly admit to it now
I think America's lucky to have Joe Biden a man of integrity who still believes in the American Dream instead of the orange turd who wants to create the American Nightmare
It isn't our choice, our democracy is a shame.
Pretty much.