I am a Republican from a family of veterans who have sacrificed for this great nation. This election, I’m voting for Kamala Harris and every Democrat on the ballot-not because of party, but because of principle. My vote is for the USA, the country my (and your) ancestors fought to protect. It’s for our Constitution, our democracy, and the freedoms we hold dear. In these times, it’s not about red or blue; it’s about standing up for what’s right. Kamala Harris represents the integrity, leadership, and commitment to our values that our nation desperately needs. This vote is for the future of our beloved country, to ensure it remains a beacon of hope and liberty for all.
Don't forget the hundreds he left freezing in Omaha. When your supporters have to be hospitalized - for any reason - after your rallies, you're doing something wrong!
Remember when Trump sent a group of people to the capital and never told them to stop?? When he *lost* ?? And when he tried to tell people to stop counting the votes when he *lost* ?? This video’s mostly for fun and jokes, so stop bringing this in hear you Debby Downer.
@@JordanABL880 Riggghhtt. A person with a degree in Political Science & Economics can't form a sentence. The Russian troll farm shtick is outdated Ivan. Time to come up with some new material.
And the reason he did that is because he's a miser, a skinflint. He did the same in a restaurant when he yelled out '' Food all around for everyone, and they all cheered him, and they all ordered food '' and then he slipped out the back door to avoid paying for it. He's nothing but a scrooge.
What were they doing here? How were they here? If people weren’t here illegally there wouldn’t be anyone to “transport into the desert”. A child could understand this.
"That guy grabbing the baseball glove should be banned from that stadium for life" - Personally, I think he should be banned for life by MLB (so all venues from all MLB teams).
Thank you! The black jobs on the street made me feel better about all of this never-ending stupidity and chaos. I work for a living and know how to laugh it off with people that struggle.
❤❤❤ My dad listened to your monologue last night because he loves me, and we had actually a very kind and productive conversation about our beliefs and the election. THANK YOU, SIR.
I don't think these late night show hosts understand how much they've helped us get through these super dark times. Stephen, Jimmy, and Seth, thank you for your service.v
I'm surprised they found a safety vest that large! I know when I used to have to wear one at work, the ones we had would never fit over his blubberous torso. He's definitely gotten even fatter after losing bigly in 2020.
That was so good, I had to watch that part twice! Now I really want to meet that beautiful older lady (about my age) who said she's high AF right now. I need a new BFF, and I would love to blaze with this dear woman! I bet she's got lots of hilarious stories to share, I mean, it's SoCal and the craziest place I've ever lived. She reminds me of my BFF 40 years ago, Betsy. Betsy should have done stand-up, funniest person I've ever known. I called her "Betsy Wetsy" once because she made me laugh so hard I peed myself and had to change clothes! She said, "Naw, girl, that's on you... literally!" as she gave me serious side-eye looking at my wet pants. That just made me laugh harder. I love funny people, that's why I love Jimmy!
To all the kids that say that their vote doesn't matter... Please vote! it does matter.I've heard 20 people say that this week, In my small county, in New Jersey. Could you only imagine thousands of counties in our 50 states with the same type of opinion? It makes an impact.
Please talk to those kids. Once you explain a few things that they care about that would impacted by project 2025, then they go vote. My son is in college and he kept putting it away and once I told him to do it for his best friend who is lgbtq and would be crushed by a trump dictatorship, he immediately went.
Technically my vote doesn’t matter. I live in Utah, so not a state that matters. I don’t even think either candidate came here. I did vote anyway down ballot blue 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙
@@JAy-ct2buBeing too young is easily repaired with time. Being rude and dismissive is much harder to change. Good luck. And all the rest of us know the OP is not the juvenile one.
I’m losing my mind even with Jimmy and other awesome late night hosts. I’m praying it’s all good by end of next week, but we know better with TRASH TRUMP around. Ugh
I'm not voting. IDC. America doesn't share my values, and America doesn't look like me. I can't get hired, I have no money, I have ZERO skin in the game. Trump could destroy America and I wouldn't be any worse off.
@@hughjorg4008 this might sound weird but trump wants to lose. he will cry cheat. the capitol will be stormed again, and or he will call for "contingent election" saying it's been rigged and he wants to cast doubt on future elections too, along with forcing biden to use the national guard / military so he can says "i told you they were the enemy" it will be messy.
I used to be an engineer on a children's train ride in Northridge. Best job I ever had. Y'know what would have made it even better? Having ANY ONE of those people featured in the "What is a Black Job?" segment as a co-worker!
What's scary is people like you actually believe cackling Kamala would a made a good President and your brain has been corrupted by the left wing media, control the media control the mind, your puppets
Her son, Barron, is 17? so she's been living here for at least 18 years and she speaks English like she got here last week. She is also his SECOND immigrant wife.
Joke. Trump is playing 3D chess. He is deporting his wife. Annulling his marriage and contracts. He will not be paying tariffs for her younger imported replacement. The irony will be she is from Puerto Rico. 🤦🏼♂️
Trump said, "I didn't use buses for my crowds!" Yes, that's true. For proof, ask any of the thousands of people who were trying to get home from Trump's Coachella Rally.
@@fatroberto3012And we all know that Trump doesn't like to pay overtime. He's told us so himself. Actually, Trump doesn't like to pay at all. And often doesn't.
He doesn’t us buses because all the bus companies refuse to deal with them because the Trump organisation does not pay bills… and way too many outstanding bills from these thieving crooks are still out there
Jimmy, I know, this election being (reportedly) so close is scary, but you are doing such a great job of both getting the truth about Trump out there, and easing the scare factor with humour. I also think humour gets the message across better because people like to laugh and they learn something in the process. For me you are the best thing from all the media stuff about this election! I wish we had you here in the UK!
Ever wonder why Scamala is getting booed in every rallies she holds? That witch is getting frustrated and her shouting matches with protesters show it.
What a memory for you to keep! We don't have this sort of thing in Australia, but I do remember how I felt watching Pink Floyd play - I'm sure it's similar.
@krisdiperna3929 In this situation it is similar to using cannabis for pain control. It does not alleviate the pain but it makes easier to cope with it.
I'm dealing with my anxiety by canvassing and phonebanking. Phonebank and take a bus over to a battleground state and knock on doors (Westcoast to Nevada and Az and East Cost, Georgia, NC, Penn, Mich, Wisc). Or if you can't make it out to another state, I'm pretty sure there is a close congressional race that may determine the balance of power in D.C. and potentially provide a check on a Trump presidency.
Thank you for the laughters , this brought smiles that was badly needed for the stress about this election. Especially the criminal that should have be in jail already!!!
Your monologue last night was excellent, Jimmy. I shared it with 3 Republicans who are still supporting defendant Trump. ✌🏼💙🇺🇸 Farmers for Harris/Walz!
I believe part of project 2025 is messing with the Farm Bill. Is that being discussed in your community? SNAP benefits and school lunches are also part of the Farm Bill, so..... Stay awesome! 💙🌊💙💙
@@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288oh yeah! After the tariffs he put in place last time nearly bankrupted all farms, he's going to finish the job so the land can be bought cheap for large corporate farms to grow corn. It's so bad
They do though. I've just been over at Fox explaining that Trump called the US a trash can. I gave the dates and places of the rally, and they still genuinely don't believe he'd say that.
I'm watching from New Zealand. America, the world's eyes are now FULLY on you - Saving your democracy secures all of ours too. Stay safe, and VOTE!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Indeed I am as well...This is scary stuff...sadly I have to say to Americans will get the president they deserve...Trump detests democracy loathes the US military ....scary times indeed.
I'm watching from NZ as well as- and endorse this comment - the whole democratic world is depending on America to do the right thing - vote Blue - please
Vote for dems and what? Suck the living economy out of the Americans. Hurghh... Typically European. Stand on your own feet. Yall should make European Union work and stop worrying about a continent thousands of miles away doofus.
Thank you for supporting our country! Those of us who love America, flaws & all, will be out in full force to proudly vote blue straight down the ballot!💙
Thank you Australia because there is one code that most Americans live by and that is give me your tired your weak and your poor because we can help it's as simple as that
Best monologue ever. I have shared with everyone. Your monologue says it all. What do they see in this man. It scares me what is going to happen if he gets President. 5 Star Monologue all the way and Bravo to you Jimmy.
@@Ray-dv1mdThat was in Houston not D.C. Houston had 30,000 and they didn't leave until it was over. D.C had 75,000 and they went home afterwards, not to the capitol Google is free, try it.😂
Did you forget to mention 100k at Trump's Madison square rally? Oh, and let's not forget Scamala is literally getting heckled and booed in all the rallies she holds?
So why isn’t he in the race? oh yeah cause everyone saw what an imbecile he is on national tv that the democrats forced him out of the race. real genius here guys
@@jt.633yeah in those 3.5 years he led an insurrection, whined for 3 years, had a trial that went on for a month or so, ran for president again, won the nomination, had dozens of unhinged rallies, the debates, and now we are here
I’m in England and can see the damage that blue states do to America. This is worst time in American history except for the Civil war and the depression and that has nothing to do with Trump. You are all like a horrible little cult that just spews out whatever dribble you heard the tv say. If you spent all this time looking after your own instead of blaming Trump and running away from the problems then the world would be a much better place. I can’t stand either party but the most criminal is definitely the Democratic Party. Sort it out!
My trump presidential WTF moment came when his administration separated children from their parents at the border, and kept them in cages. Literal cages.
Agree and let us add he was in charge during our generational PANDEMIC and our generational POLITICAL UPRISING and the only President to ever petition the Court for IMMUNITY!!!
Maybe because he wants voters to go out and get involved in the democratic process. The more people pay attention, the better. If there's no cheating, no harm done, right? He's calling for legal action, not anything bad.
You mean Biden or Kamala hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha or having nap or instead of rally hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha you're so funny
I love "there are no jobs because everybody's got one" and "shouldn't the garbage go in the back"😅😅😅 You did it again Jimmy! You give me so much hope. I can't say it enough, you are funny as hell! AND LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH ❤
May the Goddess bless you, Jimmy. You have been my voice of grounded sanity the last several weeks leading up to the election. Thank you SO MUCH for sharing your talent, humor, (almost autocorrected to hummus and, yes, that too haha), and inner light with the world!
Puerto Rico has a garbage disposal problem that's worse after the hurricanes. The comedian was joking about how bad it is. Did you know anything about it? Me neither. Thank you Trump campaign for shining a spotlight on this issue. Now we can fix it.
@@eatonkuntz "Puerto Rico has a garbage disposal problem that's worse after the hurricanes. The comedian was joking about how bad it is" - Someone chugged the Kool-Aid and went back for more.
@@eatonkuntzyou do realize Ofcourse you do not if you where even correct on this Trump made that garbage problem with his with holding aid and blaming Puerto Rico for it. So your thanking trump for telling Puerto Rico he wants them dead and cares so little of the problem he caused that it's a joke. You Maga really really should try to think about your conspiracy theroys before posting them.
He threw paper towels on people being in a catastrophe . Sat on stage and talk about how many more had died in other places. He has no human qualities.
@@Djfeauture I presume that what you meant to write was "You're a bot" but that your English language skills were not up to the task. You could try Night School classes. They cost money I know, but they could help you get a better paying job.
His father was arrested at a KKK rally. The charge was not dispersing. I think, could be wrong, but Dad telling him not to say those words, was more about self preservation than anything else .
@@firstlast-gn5bo Advertising GAB association was bad for business in 1939-present. I don't doubt that Daddy T kept it quiet, except when indoctrinating iDJiT. Remember, girls were excluded from "man stuff", so Mary might not know anything about it.
The pearl clutching of the MAGAs every time somebody else says something even slightly reminescent of the language they themselves are using all the time is a sight to behold.
Don’t you find it hilarious when the republicans act the same way as the whining left? remember all we are hearing about is that a trunp comedian made a mean joke on puerto rico, If you didnt have double standards you’d have no standards at all
Yep mist recent incident was Coachella stranded them in 90F desert heat and darkness, but also stranded different sets of people beginning of this year ?early Spring? In 32Freezing forget where but the pattern of ditching his attendees is there! In the recent Coachella event people had to walk 5-6 MILES in darkness and heat back to their parked cars! 20+ busses shuttled pimp attendees TO the event, 3 busses total took attendees back to cars then no more busses came. That’s a money thing! He didn’t care enough and therefore didn’t pay enough, only paid enough to get um all “there”, cuz “All I want is your vote!”, “just this one last time, -if we do it right then you won’t ever have to vote again!”… 🙄must be some “extra special” fascist BS…🤔or maybe something in the water? - that turns his cultists into gluttons for his punishment. Not just weird, bizarre
Black jobs are just jobs that black people need. They're disappearing because 20m desperate new workers suddenly showed up and they're willing to work for less pay in many cases. It's not hard to understand. It's not an insult. It affects everyone, but Trump is worried about how it affects minorities who might already be struggling. We just want an economy that gives Americans the opportunity to succeed and take care of their families.
@@eatonkuntz Ah, so he uses the word to get African Americans angry about Latin Americans, and then vote for Trump thinking "sure, the guy hates us, but he also hates those others, who we hate too".
@@eatonkuntz Trump cares about one thing and one thing alone TRUMP! He doesn’t even care about his children except Ivanka and that’s because he wants her as his wife not his daughter!
Jimmy, you're one of the very best, thanks for keeping me sane during this stressful time. I'm one of your many Australian viewers, and I hope very much that the majority of Americans in the right places don't vote back into the White House the entire crazy, insane, fascist Trump MAGA crap circus.
I am a Republican from a family of veterans who have sacrificed for this great nation. This election, I’m voting for Kamala Harris and every Democrat on the ballot-not because of party, but because of principle. My vote is for the USA, the country my (and your) ancestors fought to protect. It’s for our Constitution, our democracy, and the freedoms we hold dear. In these times, it’s not about red or blue; it’s about standing up for what’s right. Kamala Harris represents the integrity, leadership, and commitment to our values that our nation desperately needs. This vote is for the future of our beloved country, to ensure it remains a beacon of hope and liberty for all.
Much thanks for those that served in your family.
❤❤❤❤
Thank you!
You are a good person
Thank you from Australia.
My granny used to say “ they got a taste of their own medicine” .. and they didn’t like it .. hmmm
My granny too. 😂
I'm Mexican and I STAND With PUERTO RICO.
I am Chilean, and also stand with my latino brothers and sisters...
I stand with all my sisters and brothers. Vote blue. We stand together
I’m an old Jewish woman (not Hispanic) and I STAND WITH PUERTO RICO! And I’ve loathed Trump since 2016.
Kia Ora, I am a Maori from Aotearoa New Zealand and I stand with Puerto Rico.
Trump says everybody is cheating, even when Putin had his third child😂😂😂
THIS AGED TERRIBLY WELL.
Hi Jimmy! Thank you for doing what you do! Your show is like therapy to me, even if only for a little while. Take care!
Bot
Therapy? Lmao get a grip of reality
@user-qj5ot3ru6o how much do you make as a bot?
Well thank you for the compliment I appreciate it
@Aussiematee You would understand if you also had to listen to the orange turd spew B S for the last nine years.
"I didn't bus anyone," he says. That's right, he abandoned his followers in the middle of the desert at night, I forgot!
I was thinking the same thing!
What? No MAGA fans responded? None?😂
Don't forget the hundreds he left freezing in Omaha. When your supporters have to be hospitalized - for any reason - after your rallies, you're doing something wrong!
I thought the same thing.
There wasn't a single New Yorker at the MSG rally. They were in buses.
Little Marco was practically breathless!
L’ddl Marco
Looks like he was collecting money for his paper route!
Practically? No, he was most definitely breathlessly giddy!
@@wandajochandler5248 imagine that liddl thing ran for POTUS.
That was a pathetic little performance by Rubio
Kimmel you lost.
Remember when Trump sent a group of people to the capital and never told them to stop?? When he *lost* ?? And when he tried to tell people to stop counting the votes when he *lost* ?? This video’s mostly for fun and jokes, so stop bringing this in hear you Debby Downer.
"little Marco" is now bffs. what cowards
Thanks for speaking the truth Jimmy
Typical, they can hurl a million insults but cannot take 1 insult in return. Grow a spine!
He’s like a little kid!
They're such jerks!!
@@NagappanaUsopp
He has the speaking ability of a 4th grader
@@johnwebster76and how does Kamala speak? 😂😂. Can’t even form a sentence
@@JordanABL880 Riggghhtt. A person with a degree in Political Science & Economics can't form a sentence.
The Russian troll farm shtick is outdated Ivan. Time to come up with some new material.
He bussed people into the desert and deserted them there! 😂
he separated children from their families and I don't care where you are from that is just wrong on every level
His surrogates bussed people into DC on Jan 6th. Trump accusations are confessions.
And the reason he did that is because he's a miser, a skinflint. He did the same in a restaurant when he yelled out '' Food all around for everyone, and they all cheered him, and they all ordered food '' and then he slipped out the back door to avoid paying for it. He's nothing but a scrooge.
That was sooo cool... they still eat up his every lie
What were they doing here? How were they here? If people weren’t here illegally there wouldn’t be anyone to “transport into the desert”. A child could understand this.
That guy grabbing the baseball glove should be banned from that stadium for life.
Or at least fined heavily.
"That guy grabbing the baseball glove should be banned from that stadium for life" - Personally, I think he should be banned for life by MLB (so all venues from all MLB teams).
@@nomore6167I agree. Never again should he be in a stadium.
He was banned by Yankees @@pzh3334
It's the perfect visual metaphor of the election.😊
Thank you! The black jobs on the street made me feel better about all of this never-ending stupidity and chaos. I work for a living and know how to laugh it off with people that struggle.
❤❤❤ My dad listened to your monologue last night because he loves me, and we had actually a very kind and productive conversation about our beliefs and the election. THANK YOU, SIR.
This is incredible and gives me hope. Thank you for sharing
Last night's show made me cry 😢😢
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I tired my friends would not comment. 💔
Props to your dad!
I laughed so hard at this monologue. Thank you for bringing humor to this insanity that is our election cycle.
Thank you Jimmy for pointing out the double standard and the mind boggling hypocrisy.
The Eric Trump bit had me dying. So funny that the party of masculinity has such a weenie spokesman.
your a bot.
@@Djfeauture au contraire mon frere, Russe bobot.
@Djfeauture: *you’re*
@@MontyCantsin5Russians probably aren't big on English grammar
Jimmy, you're right under the "NYC rally" on my feed and I love it based on what I watch most! Great shows and content very enjoyable! Keep it up
Thank you Jimmy! Love your show.
Thank you, Jimmy. For speaking the truth through your comedy. Thanks for the laughs at this crazy time in our country
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REAL COMEDY🎉🎉🎉🎉
I don't think these late night show hosts understand how much they've helped us get through these super dark times. Stephen, Jimmy, and Seth, thank you for your service.v
True!
And John Oliver and John Stewart
When the history is written about the 2024 Presidential election, your point will be duly noted!
💯 cause if we don't laugh we would all be laying on a therapist's couch and the therapists would be crying
🎶“If we weren’t all laughing we would be insane.”🎶
Well Jimmy the people of the United States of America have spoken and have voted we got the garbage out didn't we
Jimmy still has a show so not yet
"The garbage goes in the back of the truck." Great line😅
To be honest it's pretty low level
@@snowmonkey1go back to Fox news
@@Nillywilly08 They're equally as biased as this drivel.. same donors.
It's true
I'm surprised they found a safety vest that large! I know when I used to have to wear one at work, the ones we had would never fit over his blubberous torso.
He's definitely gotten even fatter after losing bigly in 2020.
omg. the black job segment had me rolling!!! keep this up!! thanks for bringing us continued laughter during this crazy time!
ikrrr, so grateful for the positivity and giggles!
Yes. Laughter is the best medicine.😂😂😂
That was so good, I had to watch that part twice!
Now I really want to meet that beautiful older lady (about my age) who said she's high AF right now. I need a new BFF, and I would love to blaze with this dear woman! I bet she's got lots of hilarious stories to share, I mean, it's SoCal and the craziest place I've ever lived.
She reminds me of my BFF 40 years ago, Betsy. Betsy should have done stand-up, funniest person I've ever known. I called her "Betsy Wetsy" once because she made me laugh so hard I peed myself and had to change clothes! She said, "Naw, girl, that's on you... literally!" as she gave me serious side-eye looking at my wet pants. That just made me laugh harder.
I love funny people, that's why I love Jimmy!
Wait the immigrants are coming in to take Oprah's job?
Selling surfboards. ROFLMAO!
To all the kids that say that their vote doesn't matter... Please vote! it does matter.I've heard 20 people say that this week, In my small county, in New Jersey. Could you only imagine thousands of counties in our 50 states with the same type of opinion? It makes an impact.
Please talk to those kids. Once you explain a few things that they care about that would impacted by project 2025, then they go vote. My son is in college and he kept putting it away and once I told him to do it for his best friend who is lgbtq and would be crushed by a trump dictatorship, he immediately went.
EVERY VOTE COUNTS !!!
Bean by bean, the sack fills.
Technically my vote doesn’t matter. I live in Utah, so not a state that matters. I don’t even think either candidate came here. I did vote anyway down ballot blue 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙
EVERY VOTE matters in EVERY state .
This means that they are disengaged locally too. It’s sad.
Don't vote, it's rigged. Trump will win no matter what thanks to jimmy keep talking about him.
Thank you for the spot on commentary and the laughs. Both are necessary for survival these days.
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It was a ridiculous skit with fake laughter. JS
Huuuge tent, Come join the republicans and fhe 47th president of the united stayes, Trump baby!!!!
Post some more blue bullshit... maybe that will change the results!!!!!!! TRUMP BABY
THANK YOU Jimmy and your writing staff! U r keeping me sane during this ridiculous election
You must be 10 years old
@@JAy-ct2buBeing too young is easily repaired with time. Being rude and dismissive is much harder to change. Good luck.
And all the rest of us know the OP is not the juvenile one.
Lol, it was a obsessed skit about DJT. Jimmy Kimmel has gone downhill. Figures why I haven't seen him trending.
That’s sad
Oh really.....
Don't you dare apologize Joe!
Exactly ! I would’ve doubled down! After all the ish Trump talks about Americans
your a bot.
Right......I mean it is what it is
It's one thing to call a candidate bad names, but half of Americans? Watch maga garbage vote your undemocratic party out of office.
Trump is America's last hope. The Emperor God. We love him.
Your show is keeping me sane this final week THANK YOU SIR
Me too! Watching from Australia. 💙
I think this show was one of the best 🤣
If this show is keeping you sane you need to be in a looney bin
I’m losing my mind even with Jimmy and other awesome late night hosts. I’m praying it’s all good by end of next week, but we know better with TRASH TRUMP around. Ugh
@@carlakinsella3833
Get out and vote!
Trump said at one of his rallies, "I don't care about you. I just need your votes." 🙄
KAMALA cares about us. We're voting for KAMALA. 💙
I'm not voting. IDC. America doesn't share my values, and America doesn't look like me. I can't get hired, I have no money, I have ZERO skin in the game. Trump could destroy America and I wouldn't be any worse off.
If you don't vote, suffer the veto.
@@hughjorg4008 this might sound weird but trump wants to lose. he will cry cheat. the capitol will be stormed again, and or he will call for "contingent election" saying it's been rigged and he wants to cast doubt on future elections too, along with forcing biden to use the national guard / military so he can says "i told you they were the enemy"
it will be messy.
I used to be an engineer on a children's train ride in Northridge. Best job I ever had.
Y'know what would have made it even better? Having ANY ONE of those people featured in the "What is a Black Job?" segment as a co-worker!
Garbage in ..garbage out
Jimmy, you make my day, thank you.😺🇱🇷
Jimmy…thank you for making me laugh every night the past couple of months! It makes these scary times easier to deal with ☺️
Yes Jimmy & Jon 💜
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Yeah its so scary :(((
What's scary is people like you actually believe cackling Kamala would a made a good President and your brain has been corrupted by the left wing media, control the media control the mind, your puppets
Thank you, Jimmy, for the laughs you bring every night. It helps in a scary time!
TBH didn't know he was still on the air. So beg to differ in opinion. His skit was poor and figures why he doesn't trend anymore.
@@Jaygonzo-dt6jh He's really big with the boomers that still watch TV
BETTER FIND A SAFE SPACE!!
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Early voted in person here in Red Kansas for KAMALA!!! 🇺🇸
I'm another Kansan voting for Harris Walz!
Smart
Thank you both!
Same here!
Trump is America's last hope. The Emperor God. We love him.
Her son, Barron, is 17? so she's been living here for at least 18 years and she speaks English like she got here last week. She is also his SECOND immigrant wife.
3rd Wife I believe
Barron is 18 now.
Joke. Trump is playing 3D chess. He is deporting his wife. Annulling his marriage and contracts. He will not be paying tariffs for her younger imported replacement. The irony will be she is from Puerto Rico. 🤦🏼♂️
@@bryankoehl4754 3rd wife, 2nd immigrant wife.
I think she speaks five or seven different languages how about you
The "High Pitch Eric" spoof did me in...
Bwaahaahaa!!
New subscriber
That's his real voice.😅
Thank you. Great Job. Removed my stress for the night
Well if he's so sure he won the presidency then he wouldn't't be able to be elected for a 3rd term right??
Trump said, "I didn't use buses for my crowds!"
Yes, that's true. For proof, ask any of the thousands of people who were trying to get home from Trump's Coachella Rally.
Great point!
BINGO!!!!!!!!
@@markedly1013 He bussed them in OK but the drivers wanted overtime to bus them back, so he left them. Pity he didn't have his garbage truck then.
@@fatroberto3012And we all know that Trump doesn't like to pay overtime. He's told us so himself. Actually, Trump doesn't like to pay at all. And often doesn't.
He doesn’t us buses because all the bus companies refuse to deal with them because the Trump organisation does not pay bills… and way too many outstanding bills from these thieving crooks are still out there
making us laugh about all of this lunacy for years now, thank you Jimmy!!!
Let’s not forget he withheld hurricane funding, and threw paper towels to Boricuas in Puerto Rico! Go Kamala!
And barely helped north Carolina
Yet, so many of them have already voted for him. They get what they deserve for letting that misogyny and colorism come before, their own wellbeing.
Let's not forget about the FUNDING sent to the wars created under BIDEN! LET'S NOT FORGET THE HURRICANES AND THE FIRES!
your a bot.
@@Djfeauture why do you say the commenter is a bot? What was said is factual?
Jimmy Kinnel crying tonight 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
knock knock, Canada here ... please vote BLUE ... we want you to remain a democracy
..as Canada
Knock knock …. Stay in Canada with that opinion
@@Ruben-k2t you’re against democracy or against Canada?
Not only Canada wants that. The rest of the western world wants the same.
@@Ruben-k2t
The Garbage Goes In The Back Of The Truck!
Jimmy, I know, this election being (reportedly) so close is scary, but you are doing such a great job of both getting the truth about Trump out there, and easing the scare factor with humour. I also think humour gets the message across better because people like to laugh and they learn something in the process.
For me you are the best thing from all the media stuff about this election! I wish we had you here in the UK!
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Vote 💙💙💙
That he still has supporters is terrifying to me.
That he still has supporters is terrifying to me.
I totally agree- the election is giving me anxiety!!! Thank you for keeping me feeling grounded , and making me laugh!!! 💙 🇺🇸
The “garbage goes in the back of the truck” was perfect-love your show/videos ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I was there for Kamala last night and it was spectacular!!! I was not bussed in!
Ever wonder why Scamala is getting booed in every rallies she holds? That witch is getting frustrated and her shouting matches with protesters show it.
What a memory for you to keep! We don't have this sort of thing in Australia, but I do remember how I felt watching Pink Floyd play - I'm sure it's similar.
I was there aswell... I took my bike not the bus
From golden escalator to garbage truck in 8 years…
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"fake gold" escalator
(just like his bathroom, living room and bedroom.)
Nine years, but whose counting 😂
He almost didn't make it to the truck. He practically fell down trying to open the door.
Watching from trinidad and tobago Caribbean, Jimmy you're intelligently funny and I love it...VOTE Blue
Jimmy thank you for making us laugh. We voted for Harris/Walz. 💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲
😂😂😂 how did that go?
Jimmy, you are incredibly calm. I'll take what you're having!
As he said...cannabis is legal in his state.😉
@@kerrylee4633 Oh for sure but right now I'm not even certain that would work for me!
@krisdiperna3929 In this situation it is similar to using cannabis for pain control. It does not alleviate the pain but it makes easier to cope with it.
@krisdiperna3929 ❤Stay Strong friend 😊
I'm dealing with my anxiety by canvassing and phonebanking. Phonebank and take a bus over to a battleground state and knock on doors (Westcoast to Nevada and Az and East Cost, Georgia, NC, Penn, Mich, Wisc). Or if you can't make it out to another state, I'm pretty sure there is a close congressional race that may determine the balance of power in D.C. and potentially provide a check on a Trump presidency.
Drumph is BONKERS! Hugs and kisses from Puerto Riquéños, ay? 😂😂😂 With tears in their eyes as the call him "sir".
Aren't his supporters tired of hearing the same stupid made up crap over and over
*every time 😂😂😂😂😂
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As I write this you have 66 likes. Donald Johnny Drumph = 666. The antichrist.
The only thing I want to hear Melania say is _"Moose and Squirrel."_
Now that's funny
Please explain? I don't get the joke but I want to!
@@sadiecampbell7048 It's a reference to _Natasha Fatale,_ a character in the old _Rocky and Bullwinkle_ cartoons of Jay Ward.
@@sadiecampbell7048 Rocky the flying Squirrel and Bullwinkle the Moose with Natasha.
Natasha and Boris. A perfect fit.
Thank you for the laughters , this brought smiles that was badly needed for the stress about this election. Especially the criminal that should have be in jail already!!!
Your monologue last night was excellent, Jimmy. I shared it with 3 Republicans who are still supporting defendant Trump. ✌🏼💙🇺🇸 Farmers for Harris/Walz!
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I believe part of project 2025 is messing with the Farm Bill. Is that being discussed in your community? SNAP benefits and school lunches are also part of the Farm Bill, so..... Stay awesome! 💙🌊💙💙
@@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288oh yeah! After the tariffs he put in place last time nearly bankrupted all farms, he's going to finish the job so the land can be bought cheap for large corporate farms to grow corn. It's so bad
I sent it to my 85 year old dad who was thrilled. He is a democrat who already voted, though.
@@Ford_prefect_42 you honestly believe the democratic party supports family farms and rural america. Yeah brainwashed much?
How dark it must be to live in deep denial of reality…
They do though. I've just been over at Fox explaining that Trump called the US a trash can. I gave the dates and places of the rally, and they still genuinely don't believe he'd say that.
He knows what reality is, he just won't admit it because then he gets to tell you ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING.
It's willful ignorance
@@cookie-dough-fox69context matters too. Maybe he was being fair about some of the bad things he wants to change about America?
Bro you might wanna look in the mirror and ask that question
Interesting! This will be my third time also voting against Trump and proudly so.
Same here! Hillary, Joe Biden & now. Kamala 💙💙💙
for me I voted against him twice, but in this election I am voting for Kamala, it feels good
Same here.
3rd time voting against the orange traitor 💙💙💙💙💙💙
How about when he ran in 2000 and lost in the primaries though?
I'm going to kayak to work today on liberal woke tears.
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@@79viewer say goodbye to overtime pay and Social Security!!
@@freya8133 let’s revisit your comment in 3 years ;)
you have a kayak? Good! Gonna need it when trump makes a mess of the job market, like the previous time. lollolol.
I'm watching from New Zealand. America, the world's eyes are now FULLY on you - Saving your democracy secures all of ours too. Stay safe, and VOTE!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Thank you!! 💙💙💙
Joe Biden called Trump supporters "garbage."
This is rerrifying
Indeed I am as well...This is scary stuff...sadly I have to say to Americans will get the president they deserve...Trump detests democracy loathes the US military ....scary times indeed.
I'm watching from NZ as well as- and endorse this comment - the whole democratic world is depending on America to do the right thing - vote Blue - please
It’s ok for Trump to disparage people, but when the tables are turned all he does is whine.
Biden was talking about trump supporter he was talking about who made the garbage statement
That is what bullies do
thats rich, liberals are the snowflakes of the world. You melt
He's a great big whiny baby!!
@@tackela2says the whinning lil MAGA cultist
Love this guy❣️
Thank you Jimmy.
"Naked, on a beach, with Tito's and ginger-ale..." I think this man just solved world peace.
75,000 within the fences, there were thousands and thousands outside of the fences.
What’s celebrity did they have to use to bait them all there this time?
Trummkopf baits his base too. To bad his choices for celebs aren't as popular.
I didn't see any at this particular speech... @@HODL8TC
@@HODL8TCWell it sure as hell wasn’t Hulk “Can’t Get my Shirt Off” Hogan. What a joke. Almost as feeble as lumpy right leg Trump.
@@HODL8TC A-list celebrities - no has beens.
German here. Please vote for Democracy dear Americans. ✨💙
Yes ,plz take more muslim immigrants ans see in 2050 idiiiot.
We will❤
Vote blue!
History can repeat itself if we don’t pay attention. Donald Trump is not just a danger to America. He is a danger to the world.
Vote for dems and what? Suck the living economy out of the Americans. Hurghh... Typically European. Stand on your own feet. Yall should make European Union work and stop worrying about a continent thousands of miles away doofus.
Australian here, please vote blue! I love America and went to college there years ago! Thanks for the courage Jimmy to speak your mind!
Thank you for supporting our country! Those of us who love America, flaws & all, will be out in full force to proudly vote blue straight down the ballot!💙
Thank you Australia because there is one code that most Americans live by and that is give me your tired your weak and your poor because we can help it's as simple as that
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Agree
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Best monologue ever. I have shared with everyone. Your monologue says it all. What do they see in this man. It scares me what is going to happen if he gets President. 5 Star Monologue all the way and Bravo to you Jimmy.
75K at her rally, maybe 2,000 for Trump rally on same day.
In D.C. in front of the white house. Gee, what a stretch...lol
@@Ray-dv1mdThat was in Houston not D.C. Houston had 30,000 and they didn't leave until it was over. D.C had 75,000 and they went home afterwards, not to the capitol
Google is free, try it.😂
Did you forget to mention 100k at Trump's Madison square rally? Oh, and let's not forget Scamala is literally getting heckled and booed in all the rallies she holds?
Source?
@@theeastblueMSG has a capacity of less than 20,000 😁
And people were doubting Biden's awareness and comprehension.
yeah because he has dementia
So why isn’t he in the race? oh yeah cause everyone saw what an imbecile he is on national tv that the democrats forced him out of the race. real genius here guys
I'm so happy to see the turn out for Harris. Beautiful.
Time to get rid of Stupid.... Vote Blue
Blue
It was Spectacular!😍
your a bot.
Trump is America's last hope. The Emperor God. We love him.
Love jimmy🎉❤
Jimmy is the best and has kept me sane. I’m tired of being stressed for a decade over this orange a-hole. VOTE BLUE
youre stessed even though he wasnt the president for the last 3.5 years? rent free
Chump wasn’t president, but he just never went away. His whiny voice was still yapping incessantly, exhaustingly.
dream on never happen
@@jt.633yeah in those 3.5 years he led an insurrection, whined for 3 years, had a trial that went on for a month or so, ran for president again, won the nomination, had dozens of unhinged rallies, the debates, and now we are here
I’m in England and can see the damage that blue states do to America. This is worst time in American history except for the Civil war and the depression and that has nothing to do with Trump. You are all like a horrible little cult that just spews out whatever dribble you heard the tv say. If you spent all this time looking after your own instead of blaming Trump and running away from the problems then the world would be a much better place. I can’t stand either party but the most criminal is definitely the Democratic Party. Sort it out!
God, let this election be OVER and Trump in prison.
Thanks god people like you are not deciding the outcome of the election
@@simson4038 Thomas Crooks
@@simson4038 Shouldn't have missed
@@simson4038 Your God is Trump
@@simson4038 RIP MAGA.
Throwing paper towels in Puerto Rica, was something that disgusted me, years ago, Trump is a nightmare
I'll never forget my shock. I was staring at the TV like naaah. This can't be real.
Well you will have a nightmare for the next four years.
My trump presidential WTF moment came when his administration separated children from their parents at the border, and kept them in cages. Literal cages.
@@jjfalarka8837 not if the majority get out and vote. But he's going to pop his clogs or be deemed unfit, and you won't have the Prez you wanted.
Agree and let us add he was in charge during our generational PANDEMIC and our generational POLITICAL UPRISING and the only President to ever petition the Court for IMMUNITY!!!
Love you Jimmy!
3:05 If Trump says pennsylvania is cheating, it means he is losing the state.
You hit the nail directly on the head with that statement.
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Oh yeah Trump wins watch what the news comes up with
Happy thought, but ask yourself W.T.F. does Drumph know?
Maybe because he wants voters to go out and get involved in the democratic process. The more people pay attention, the better. If there's no cheating, no harm done, right? He's calling for legal action, not anything bad.
He looked like a giant wobbling candy corn. 🙄
Way past his jail time
You mean Biden or Kamala hahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha or having nap or instead of rally hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha you're so funny
is daddy home again ?
Trying to imprison political opponents?
Ok Adolph
@@JAy-ct2bu Joe did it well done
Tell that to yourself when you cross the street illegaly.
😂😂😂😂 Man this monologue was exceptionally good 👍👍👍👍
And ineffective
I love "there are no jobs because everybody's got one" and "shouldn't the garbage go in the back"😅😅😅 You did it again Jimmy! You give me so much hope. I can't say it enough, you are funny as hell! AND LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH ❤
He's a scumbag who belongs in prison for voter misinformation.
May the Goddess bless you, Jimmy. You have been my voice of grounded sanity the last several weeks leading up to the election. Thank you SO MUCH for sharing your talent, humor, (almost autocorrected to hummus and, yes, that too haha), and inner light with the world!
Now he's saying they're cheating in Philadelphia how convenient right after his rally said Puerto Rico is garbage
Puerto Rico has a garbage disposal problem that's worse after the hurricanes. The comedian was joking about how bad it is. Did you know anything about it? Me neither. Thank you Trump campaign for shining a spotlight on this issue. Now we can fix it.
@@eatonkuntz "Puerto Rico has a garbage disposal problem that's worse after the hurricanes. The comedian was joking about how bad it is" - Someone chugged the Kool-Aid and went back for more.
@@nomore6167 you should try citizen journalism and the free exchange of information. Much better than corporate news kool-aid.
@@eatonkuntzyou do realize
Ofcourse you do not if you where even correct on this
Trump made that garbage problem with his with holding aid and blaming Puerto Rico for it.
So your thanking trump for telling Puerto Rico he wants them dead and cares so little of the problem he caused that it's a joke.
You Maga really really should try to think about your conspiracy theroys before posting them.
Trump whines "hey they cheating" means he knows he losing
Love Jimmy's jokes about Trump and Co. He is truly the funniest. 😂😂😂
Poor Marco Rubio...he is a bottom feeder without a back bone.
You feel sorry for a person like Rubio. The way that he humiliated him self only to please Trump.
Easier to get into those tight spots….😂
Next Rubio will suck up to Putin. What a loser.
That sums up every maga Senator or member of Congress.
Second to miss Linsey
He threw paper towels on people being in a catastrophe . Sat on stage and talk about how many more had died in other places. He has no human qualities.
Not true, I'm afraid. He has plenty of "Human Qualities" - sadly none of them are from the better side of our humanity! 👿
your a bot.
He was never human to begin with.
@@Djfeauture I presume that what you meant to write was "You're a bot" but that your English language skills were not up to the task. You could try Night School classes. They cost money I know, but they could help you get a better paying job.
You lie! Paid actor
His father was arrested at a KKK rally. The charge was not dispersing. I think, could be wrong, but Dad telling him not to say those words, was more about self preservation than anything else .
Any bets that iDJiT's dad helped organize/finance the GAB rally in 1939?
That's what I thought. It was "Don't say the quiet part out loud".
@@thomasbraeking6225I’ve read he attended. Mary Trump hasn’t said that, however. .
@@firstlast-gn5bo Advertising GAB association was bad for business in 1939-present. I don't doubt that Daddy T kept it quiet, except when indoctrinating iDJiT.
Remember, girls were excluded from "man stuff", so Mary might not know anything about it.
How totally false. Your country is a laughing stock. It needs real leadership. The world is watching and hoping for trump.
Chump's white lipstick is so retro. Slay, Queen!
The pearl clutching of the MAGAs every time somebody else says something even slightly reminescent of the language they themselves are using all the time is a sight to behold.
Don’t you find it hilarious when the republicans act the same way as the whining left? remember all we are hearing about is that a trunp
comedian made a mean joke on puerto rico, If you didnt have double standards you’d have no standards at all
well your claiming for years Trump is insulting Hard for you to define that the other side is nothing better
@@tackela2 as I was saying...
Snowflakin' bigly
They've been swarming these comment sections, too, showing how desperate they're getting.
Is that the first time that trash brought itself to the garbage truck?
Orande is Triggered
Joe has trump driving himself to the tip full of maga garbage 😊😊😊😊😊
Trump 4everrrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nailed it!
@@tuyenle8107 In prison.
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Trump didn’t bus anyone last time either. He stranded them.
Probably because they were shitty-attitude republicans and they caused a bunch of problems. Look it up why those buses left.
😂😂😂
Yep mist recent incident was Coachella stranded them in 90F desert heat and darkness, but also stranded different sets of people beginning of this year ?early Spring? In 32Freezing forget where but the pattern of ditching his attendees is there!
In the recent Coachella event people had to walk 5-6 MILES in darkness and heat back to their parked cars! 20+ busses shuttled pimp attendees TO the event, 3 busses total took attendees back to cars then no more busses came. That’s a money thing! He didn’t care enough and therefore didn’t pay enough, only paid enough to get um all “there”, cuz “All I want is your vote!”, “just this one last time, -if we do it right then you won’t ever have to vote again!”… 🙄must be some “extra special” fascist BS…🤔or maybe something in the water? - that turns his cultists into gluttons for his punishment. Not just weird, bizarre
You mean he ABORTED their transport.
A metaphor for his presidency?
This Aged Well 😂😂😂 Trump 2024
LiL' Markio, what a prime example of a spineless Weasel.
Right now, the only black job I can think of... is President!
Black jobs are just jobs that black people need. They're disappearing because 20m desperate new workers suddenly showed up and they're willing to work for less pay in many cases. It's not hard to understand. It's not an insult. It affects everyone, but Trump is worried about how it affects minorities who might already be struggling. We just want an economy that gives Americans the opportunity to succeed and take care of their families.
@@eatonkuntzwhy don't you go do those jobs then?
@@eatonkuntz Ah, so he uses the word to get African Americans angry about Latin Americans, and then vote for Trump thinking "sure, the guy hates us, but he also hates those others, who we hate too".
I understand. But wouldn’t it be better to improve the working conditions and increase minimum wage for everyone?
@@eatonkuntz Trump cares about one thing and one thing alone TRUMP! He doesn’t even care about his children except Ivanka and that’s because he wants her as his wife not his daughter!
Jimmy, you're one of the very best, thanks for keeping me sane during this stressful time. I'm one of your many Australian viewers, and I hope very much that the majority of Americans in the right places don't vote back into the White House the entire crazy, insane, fascist Trump MAGA crap circus.
Lol, that's hilariously ironic seeing as how Kimmel was the one crying over the election results 🤣🤣🤣
Really, Melania sounded like that question was for a woman running for Mrs. America. 😂😂
Everything is STAGED on FOX LIES. It must be this way in order for the conning of the cult to continue
She can't even say it right 🤣
Everyone else: "I believe in world peace"
Melania: "I believe in piece of the world"
"The garbage goes in the back of the truck."...😂 Please 🙏 vote 💙.
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Absolutely 100% correct.
or yells from the passenger window....
So pretty much they have Garbage driving Garbage around!!!!
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Well done Jimmy I love it!!
Go jimmy go ❤