Trump Compares Himself to Jesus, Jimmy’s Shock After Japan Trip & Billy Crystal Pranks Cousin Micki

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  • Опубликовано: 31 мар 2024
  • Jimmy went to Japan with his family on vacation and was shocked to discover that America is a filthy disgusting country, then he celebrated Easter in the middle of the night with his kids, President Biden and the First Lady hosted the annual Easter Egg Roll at the White House, Trump posted 77 times on Truth Social yesterday where he compared himself to Jesus, his daughter-in-law Lara Trump dropped a new album on the same day as Beyonce, our nation’s newscasters can’t believe it’s April, and Cousin Micki gets pranked by Billy Crystal for April Fools’ Day.
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  • @AllenHanPR
    @AllenHanPR 24 дня назад +273

    I knew someone who lost their wallet in Japan he had his California license in it. Someone shipped it to California to his address with the cash and everything in it. All it said was "hope your trip was fun" no mention of who sent it back. They are honorable people.

    • @DarthQueefious
      @DarthQueefious 24 дня назад +38

      The benefits of a high trust, homogeneous country.

    • @dickslap37
      @dickslap37 24 дня назад +1

      The penalty for theft in Japan is up to 10 years in prison, so it’s no wonder why everyone seems to be so much nicer over there.

    • @angiebear8727
      @angiebear8727 23 дня назад +12

      Wow. That’s so nice. I think I want to live in Japan.

    • @HBKJester
      @HBKJester 23 дня назад +7

      black dude would’ve taken it

    • @lisahannah3175
      @lisahannah3175 22 дня назад +6

      That’s actually happened to me in France. I had to change my whole idea of the country

  • @jacobgood4842
    @jacobgood4842 28 дней назад +2249

    What’s more funny is him selling 60 dollar bibles I don’t understand why his supporters believe everything he says but argue with the actual facts

    • @raymondwong7674
      @raymondwong7674 28 дней назад +238

      Stupidity has no medicine, that's why

    • @thebagelsproductions
      @thebagelsproductions 28 дней назад +238

      It's almost like they're in a cult.

    • @Daniel4646
      @Daniel4646 28 дней назад +144

      It's simply what idol cultists do. So don't be too surprised.

    • @mistermayonaise
      @mistermayonaise 28 дней назад +30

      Cos they like what he be LIE veS about.And they are in luck,more to come,stay tuned.Don't suffer from a nice nap-o -lapsy.

    • @JW30000
      @JW30000 28 дней назад +13

      The most important part is the awareness this brings to the Bib le ✨✨✨

  • @kirstenhockaday9847
    @kirstenhockaday9847 27 дней назад +171

    As a retired Marine, I spent a lot of time in mainland Japan and Okinawa. Their countries are the cleanest in Asia. They have always been this way. Bathing is an art form. Compared to the rest of the world, they are the cleanest, most polite society. Going from Japan to Korea was a shocking experience.

    • @JanHubner_db10
      @JanHubner_db10 25 дней назад +32

      German fella here (semi-clean society, i might hope?): At Football World Cups (soccer), the Japanese supporters are famous not only for their great support but for cleaning their stands up before leaving the stadium. That had/has a profound impact on football coverage here during tournaments. And I mean, why dont we all do that or similar?!

    • @piotrplewa1889
      @piotrplewa1889 25 дней назад +26

      Homogeneous people that all share the same culture. You dont trash your own house

    • @pierce4026
      @pierce4026 25 дней назад +9

      0 minorities lol

    • @scorchedearth4248
      @scorchedearth4248 24 дня назад

      ​@JanHubner_db10
      Japan is a homogeneous country. They know multiculturalism doesn't work, and bringing in millions of 3rd world people would ruin their country.

    • @dandy3082
      @dandy3082 24 дня назад +13

      Homogenous conservative countries that value families and hard work tend to do that

  • @clairdelune1806
    @clairdelune1806 25 дней назад +48

    I've been to Japan many times and it's a country that has changed your outlook on life in a good way.

  • @Kim_Miller
    @Kim_Miller 27 дней назад +1009

    Cousin Mikki is like a whole room full of golden retriever puppies, totally sweet and adorable. The world needs more of her.

    • @dar44445
      @dar44445 27 дней назад +21

      Gosh, I laughed until I cried 😂🤣

    • @dancingruth
      @dancingruth 27 дней назад +10

      Good simile.

    • @carlwilliams6977
      @carlwilliams6977 27 дней назад +9

      Hate to say it, but I found it very sad. She's such a pleaser. I realize it's her job, but there's a point where a practical person would have said, maybe this just isn't going to work. I mean, can you even imagine putting Crystal on stage in that condition? Sadly, comparing her to a Golden retriever was an apt analogy!
      Besides...they probably shortened her life by a couple of years!

    • @practicalwerewolf
      @practicalwerewolf 27 дней назад +22

      ​@@carlwilliams6977 You don't "hate" to belittle people. You love everything about your comment. You love everything about yourself. No need to lie Carl, just say it "You think your sh!t smells like banana pie"... I get it my man. We all start off thinking we know everything and critique others without ever even taking a glance at ourselves in the mirror. Some make it out of that self-centered view of the world and everything in it, most do not. Either way, just know that your comment lacks humility in any real sense, so you haven't made it out yet ;)

    • @fpshooterful
      @fpshooterful 27 дней назад +9

      I wouldn't be surprsied if she worked as a social worker in the past.

  • @SouthCountyGal
    @SouthCountyGal 28 дней назад +1007

    Cousin Micki is a treasure.

    • @erickborling1302
      @erickborling1302 27 дней назад +18

      Sometimes Kimmel's pranks are a little too predatory!

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 27 дней назад +16

      She's in on the joke though. Nobody is that clueless.

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 27 дней назад +32

      ​@@freya8133this must be your first time seeing Micki - she truly is.

    • @tylerwood8710
      @tylerwood8710 27 дней назад +25

      She is possibly the most innocently-assuming nice person I've ever seen on television.

    • @chefmagneto
      @chefmagneto 27 дней назад +5

      They are going to give her a heart attack, possibly me too from laughing.

  • @catherinedunne1799
    @catherinedunne1799 27 дней назад +79

    I just went to Japan too and I COMPLETELY AGREE. lol best bathrooms ever.

    • @nobilesnovushomo58
      @nobilesnovushomo58 23 дня назад

      only japanese live there and the right-wing has been in control for decades.

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick 19 дней назад +1

      Great, now stop voting democrat so we can get back on track

  • @suzannmatthews9857
    @suzannmatthews9857 27 дней назад +92

    Japan is the cleanest place I have ever been in! Beautiful, unbelievable food, and so many lovely places/things to see. In addition to the cleanliness, you can go into any restaurant and expect to get delicious food.

    • @scorchedearth4248
      @scorchedearth4248 24 дня назад

      That's because it's a homogeneous country and rejects multiculturalism.

    • @gringopapi6985
      @gringopapi6985 24 дня назад +14

      Sounds a lot like Sweden before Somalia invaded us :(

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 23 дня назад

      I JUST HATE THEIR FRIKKIN' CRAP CARS!

    • @damitzdesign
      @damitzdesign 22 дня назад +4

      Total opposite of a democratic sanctuary city like Los Angeles 😮

    • @goukeban6197
      @goukeban6197 21 день назад

      Why is that, though?

  • @PeteEllson5656
    @PeteEllson5656 28 дней назад +293

    The bit with Cousin Nikki was absolutely hilarious. She is such a sweetheart. Great video, as always.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 27 дней назад +9

      Micki, and she is!

  • @kotonk
    @kotonk 27 дней назад +260

    I'm an American here in Japan. I think you came at the right time, the weather is starting warm up and the cherry blossoms are blooming.

    • @thaisstone5192
      @thaisstone5192 27 дней назад +6

      The cherry trees are blossoming.

    • @goodwillhumping7331
      @goodwillhumping7331 27 дней назад

      no you're not

    • @Kenny49erCulp
      @Kenny49erCulp 27 дней назад +5

      Japan lives on the top of volcanoes. It has to be great there or people will remember they could be dead at any moment.

    • @trekkiejunk
      @trekkiejunk 27 дней назад +2

      I live in DC, and the cherry blossoms near me just bloomed last week. I think they'e gone now.

    • @kathygodfrey3158
      @kathygodfrey3158 27 дней назад +10

      Japan is on my bucket list 🌸

  • @rivierarocket
    @rivierarocket 25 дней назад +58

    Not only are the Japanese exceptionally clean but also exceptionally honest. While visiting an aquatic and botanical park in Okinawa a few years back, I realized that I had left my video camera somewhere near the aquarium. I took the little train back down from the botanical garden and explained to the train driver in my broken Japanese that I had forgotten my camera at the aquarium. He called ahead. When we arrived a Japanese employee greeted my wife and I and we followed her upstairs where she presented the video camera immaculately wrapped for protection and only asked me to identify the make. ...done and I had my camera back. In fact I know Jpan so I was not worried that I would lose it.
    Had this been the US (I'm American) or Europe where I live, that camera would already have been in someone's pocket as new found treasure. Not so in Japan. And when you have an appointment with a Japanese person, they arrive exactly on time. One minute late will result in bowing and apologies for being late.
    In short...Love Japan!

    • @handsome-km9cr
      @handsome-km9cr 13 дней назад +1

      they aren't exceptionally honest. this is just a western misunderstanding of the way things are done here. they steal and keep things they find, but they are selective about it and it isn't based on the inherent value. it's based on how they found the item and it's a type of training they all go through their whole lives.
      so a bit like pavlov's dog, if they find something exceptionally valuable, but on a train in front of people, that item will be returned.
      if they find a few dollars in someone's wallet alone in a private corner - that person will never see that item again. i've had wallets lost and never returned, but wallets and keys lost and returned. we've had toys returned, but i also had multiple bikes stolen and a $5000.00 family heirloom left on the train and never returned either.
      the myths about japan are kind of ridiculous. just because they learn and teach their public differently about returning things doesn't make them more moral people. that's a western lens attributing ethics to a place where it doesn't belong.

    • @jazzmack7647
      @jazzmack7647 11 дней назад +1

      ​@handsome-km9cr Are you ok?

    • @user-he7ct7pz5p
      @user-he7ct7pz5p 6 дней назад +1

      @@handsome-km9cr
      私はカリフォルニア州出身で日本に30年住んでいるが1台も車を盗まれたことがない。
      日本で結婚し私の子供も車を持ち、親戚もいるが誰も車を盗まれた人が居ない。友人も盗まれた話を聞いたことが無い。
      私が30年も生活していて1度もなかったことがあなたには何度もあるなんて不思議です。
      そもそも日本の車はセキュリティに優れている。車を壊せばアラームが鳴り、離れた場所に居ても鍵が異常を知らせ、エンジンもかからない。だから鍵を車に置きっぱなしにしない限り盗まれることはありえないのに、どうして何度も盗まれたのかとてもとても不思議です。しかも鍵だけでなく$5000.00もの価値の物を車内に置いておくなんて、あなたは普段どんな国に住んでいるのか是非教えてほしい。アメリカじゃない事だけは確かだ。
      とにかく、あなたは車を何台も盗まれるほど日本にとっても長く住んでいる。当然日本語も読めるし、日本語で返答できるでしょう。是非どのくらい日本にいるのかお聞きしたい。返答お待ちしています。

  • @marxinkillie1713
    @marxinkillie1713 27 дней назад +54

    Japan is amazing. People are considerate and respectful. Very clean. The trains can get you anywhere. Super cheap and convenient.

    • @TheSundayShooter
      @TheSundayShooter 24 дня назад +8

      I wonder how their immigration policy looks

    • @riffgroove
      @riffgroove 23 дня назад

      ​@TheSundayShooter Anybody can move to Japan, who wants to.

    • @LeoBeastmode
      @LeoBeastmode 23 дня назад

      @@riffgroove Have you actually read anything about Japanese immigration control? They don't play that refugee game, less than 6% of asylum seekers were recognized (the other 94% had their asylum status rejected). Of the permanent residents in Japan, less than 3% of the total population are immigrants and they WILL deport you if you step out of line.

    • @TheSundayShooter
      @TheSundayShooter 23 дня назад +5

      @@riffgroove Not _anybody_

    • @riffgroove
      @riffgroove 23 дня назад

      @@TheSundayShooter Let me put it this way... if you or I wanted to, we'd most likely be able to.

  • @kirkebales
    @kirkebales 28 дней назад +803

    OMG Cousin Nicki is the sweetest person in the world. She is absolutely adorable. That bit was hilarious too.

    • @loretta5653
      @loretta5653 28 дней назад +26

      I love her

    • @philster6383
      @philster6383 28 дней назад +23

      @@loretta5653 She is beautiful and a VERY sweet lady

    • @alexplorer
      @alexplorer 28 дней назад +24

      The real Joe Biden would have been in awe if he had spoken to Cousin Micki. She is a National Treasure.

    • @wisdomprepper
      @wisdomprepper 28 дней назад +11

      1,000,000% seems like such a sweetheart!

    • @quartzimaging
      @quartzimaging 28 дней назад +6

      A+++

  • @HH-mw4sq
    @HH-mw4sq 28 дней назад +726

    As another commenter commented, they had no idea that Lara Trump was a pacifist. She is such a pacifist, she refuses to "hit a note".

    • @hazelbickmore4228
      @hazelbickmore4228 27 дней назад +32

      😂😂😂😂

    • @BD-zn7nr
      @BD-zn7nr 27 дней назад +27

      Too funny!!!😂😅😂

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 27 дней назад +27

      She's the Florence Foster Jenkins of the GQP...

    • @lindagorham1409
      @lindagorham1409 27 дней назад +7

      Believe her name is Lara

    • @HH-mw4sq
      @HH-mw4sq 27 дней назад +15

      @@caronstout354 - hahahaha, you are clearly a cultured and knowledgeable person to come up with that reference.

  • @ilikenachosify
    @ilikenachosify 27 дней назад +63

    Japan is beautiful and the people are so polite and courteous ! I adore TOKYO ! Every western teen should go there

    • @jessepatterson1909
      @jessepatterson1909 20 дней назад

      No, dont bring our western BS to Japan. They already got enough after WW2.

    • @ErichToven
      @ErichToven 18 дней назад +1

      I would take just 1 700th of improvement on American life. Just anything, you name it.

  • @teresitauy3692
    @teresitauy3692 23 дня назад +18

    Japan is not only very clean , people are very courteous, friendly, and down to earth .

  • @ktrip2804
    @ktrip2804 27 дней назад +253

    As someone who's been to Japan, I can 100% confirm that Jimmy is right. It's super clean and a lot of people are super polite!

    • @silentmajority8365
      @silentmajority8365 27 дней назад +26

      And near zero diversity

    • @zerosusaku
      @zerosusaku 27 дней назад +5

      @@silentmajority8365
      And an overaging Population an Economy that is colapsing Black Companys and Shool problem cause huge problems with People taking an "Exit" and others oh and Racism against foreigners is rising same with Criminality and all this even wthout this bad bad diversity.

    • @gailgomez483
      @gailgomez483 27 дней назад +4

      Facts

    • @groverjuicy
      @groverjuicy 27 дней назад

      Karoshi!

    • @Duncan_Idaho84
      @Duncan_Idaho84 27 дней назад +1

      @@zerosusakuSo, they are 4 decades behind us?

  • @jasonwilliams1713
    @jasonwilliams1713 28 дней назад +377

    I'm glad the Kimmel family got to have that beautiful moment together. I hope they never forget it.

    • @fortybelow1973
      @fortybelow1973 27 дней назад +13

      Yea, I too thought that was a cool story. Quality family time. ❤😊

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 27 дней назад +5

      I think that's why my parents used to hide our baskets and make us search for them in the morning😅

    • @theodorerobert6579
      @theodorerobert6579 27 дней назад +2

      I ask this with all sincerity, why are you glad? Do you know him? Are they going through tough times right now that you know about? Do you believe he will read your comment and reach out and say thank you?

    • @kristinehulet1997
      @kristinehulet1997 27 дней назад +3

      ​@@theodorerobert6579why are you being contrary

    • @deonna9100
      @deonna9100 27 дней назад +3

      ​@@kristinehulet1997Some people are just that way🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @irisb7205
    @irisb7205 24 дня назад +24

    The Japanese are awesomely honest . My gff had this sailor boyfriend and we requested Japanese umbrellas which he left at the store. A month or so later , he retrieved those and it was still there for safekeeping.

    • @handsome-km9cr
      @handsome-km9cr 13 дней назад

      they aren't honest. at all. you must be a tourist

  • @rvboyett
    @rvboyett 26 дней назад +11

    I lived in Japan for two years, back in the 90’s, and my wife is Japanese. Even back then it was cleaner. The bathrooms can put Buc-ee’s to shame (IYKYK). He’s right about people carrying their trash back home. NO ONE litters. I love the USA but there definitely are some things we could and should learn from the Japanese.

  • @mattsoca1
    @mattsoca1 28 дней назад +42

    I'm about a third of the way through a planned 3 and 1/2 year stay in Japan. Nearly 2 weeks ago, I returned home to California for a very brief business trip. I completely agree with Jimmy - the whole time I missed the cleanliness (as well as the civility and customer service) of Japan. This even extended to my flights. On the way to LA, I took an American carrier because of the more convenient flight schedule, and ended up regretting that decision. On the way back I was on a Japanese airline, and it felt like I had returned to Japan the moment I walked on board.

    • @Ladybug211211
      @Ladybug211211 28 дней назад +10

      You’re so lucky! I visited there years ago and would love to return for another extended period. My favorite country

    • @mattsoca1
      @mattsoca1 27 дней назад +6

      @@Ladybug211211 Thank-you, I am so grateful for the opportunity to live in Japan as a resident. It is certainly different than just a short-term 90-day tourist visa.

  • @arianahoule7223
    @arianahoule7223 27 дней назад +203

    Micki is someone who everyone would want as a best friend. How can she be so sweet? If I ever come back to this planet, I want Micki to be my mom. Sending happy thoughts.

    • @keithhall2943
      @keithhall2943 27 дней назад +4

      What planet are you on now?

    • @loyalsmith9795
      @loyalsmith9795 27 дней назад

      Her doing the job she is paid for...at home, it's all me, me, me, me.

  • @SimbaRobyn
    @SimbaRobyn 27 дней назад +65

    I love that he’s surrounded himself with his family!
    I think it says a lot about about him as a person 😊

    • @victormihai3929
      @victormihai3929 26 дней назад +3

      :Like what exactly?

    • @chetsenior7253
      @chetsenior7253 26 дней назад +3

      I think this says a lot about your ability to be conned.

    • @twiceshy9773
      @twiceshy9773 26 дней назад +2

      Lol like Trump?? And Kim Jung Un?? Who exactly are you talking about?? Its easier to be surrounded by yesmen when you're paying all their bills and getting them jobs and houses

    • @SimbaRobyn
      @SimbaRobyn 26 дней назад

      @@twiceshy9773 for us non cynical people it means loyalty, not forgetting where you came from, generosity…

    • @b-dub6865
      @b-dub6865 25 дней назад +3

      These responses say a lot about these people too.
      You’re right about Jimmy, though - he’s a good dude.😊

  • @dominique217
    @dominique217 27 дней назад +20

    Jimmy, you ain't neva lie. Japan is truly amazing. 👏🏽

    • @scorchedearth4248
      @scorchedearth4248 24 дня назад

      Why is Japan so amazing? Because it is a homogeneous country and knows multiculturalism doesn't work. You can't bring in 3rd world people by the millions and expect to have a successful country.

  • @bigtuna4984
    @bigtuna4984 28 дней назад +151

    Where can I find a cousin Micki?! She is the most amazing person I’ve ever seen!

    • @handsome-km9cr
      @handsome-km9cr 13 дней назад

      in the country, brother. country people are still a bit more respectful than the rest of us in the big city. it's an old trope but it's still true in many cases. not all of course but many.

  • @toverturf9097
    @toverturf9097 28 дней назад +139

    Sometimes the best thing about being a parent is being the biggest kid with your children. I don’t know how old they are but there’s a good chance they will remember the time mom and dad got up in the middle of the night so we could have our baskets.😊

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 27 дней назад +10

      He said they're 6 and 8

    • @dianep6791
      @dianep6791 27 дней назад +5

      And pancakes! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @TeresaCook-de6jo
    @TeresaCook-de6jo 27 дней назад +46

    Oh my goodness, how innocent and sweet can anyone be! She was adorable. A breath of fresh air!

    • @thaisstone5192
      @thaisstone5192 27 дней назад

      She came off looking like she was working with a short deck to me.

    • @kurtsnyder4752
      @kurtsnyder4752 27 дней назад +2

      ​@@thaisstone5192NO Jokers

  • @katherinenortonmalek5468
    @katherinenortonmalek5468 27 дней назад +213

    Completely agree!!!! The only ppl who think America is the greatest country in the world have never been to any other country.

    • @chetsenior7253
      @chetsenior7253 26 дней назад +5

      I’ve never been outside the U.S. as I live paycheck to paycheck and don’t get paid vacations, but I don’t think America is the greatest country, hence the financial inabilities that constrain many working people. I guess my point is that you are right and wrongish at the same time.

    • @aufait-
      @aufait- 26 дней назад +3

      YOU are EXACTLY RIGHT!

    • @bridgez04
      @bridgez04 26 дней назад +4

      Facts. The Exposure is good for everyone. If only everyone in the US could visit another country even Mexico or Canada still on this continent. Not everything is US centric despite what Hollywood may show.

    • @Deiwilldie
      @Deiwilldie 26 дней назад +9

      America is the greatest country on earth ! Amen

    • @katesweeney9101
      @katesweeney9101 26 дней назад +4

      @chetsenior7253 - the OP was talking about people who think America is the greatest country. You don't. Therefore, they weren't talking about you.

  • @Sli8ht
    @Sli8ht 28 дней назад +481

    I was hoping Jimmy was going to clown MI Rep. Matt Maddock for claiming “illegal invaders” had landed at a Detroit airport while it was actually the Gonzaga Men’s BB team.

    • @MariaMartinez-researcher
      @MariaMartinez-researcher 28 дней назад +28

      Impossible. Gonzaga doesn't exist. 😂

    • @dena6254
      @dena6254 28 дней назад +9

      Go Zags!! 💙 🤍

    • @PleaseDontEatTheAnimals
      @PleaseDontEatTheAnimals 28 дней назад +12

      Oh yeah, he totally should have.

    • @brad3706
      @brad3706 28 дней назад +21

      ​@@MariaMartinez-researcherI live in Spokane, for a few months out of the year, and all my neighbors seem to think it's real...... but they think birds are real too. And Trump's hair is natural. Fox News too.

    • @grogery1570
      @grogery1570 28 дней назад +4

      @@MariaMartinez-researcher sure it does, it is a small town in Mexico with the worlds shortest basketball team!

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 28 дней назад +376

    He's back Y'all!! We freaking missed You Jimmy Kimmel!!
    LOVE YOU!! 💜💜

    • @davegarmendia1717
      @davegarmendia1717 27 дней назад +3

      Just wondering what Republicans watch Late Night?

    • @JacquelineFox-xo6jn
      @JacquelineFox-xo6jn 26 дней назад +1

      Don't flatter him> The spider gag still wins.

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 26 дней назад +2

      @@davegarmendia1717, Republicans don't live here!! 🙄🤣

    • @piotrplewa1889
      @piotrplewa1889 25 дней назад +2

      We only come to laugh at the losers lol.
      Whats 1 "strength" that diversity brings us?

  • @mollyziegler276
    @mollyziegler276 27 дней назад +19

    Your sweet cousin answering in a deep voice for Billy had me in stitches 😂😂😂

  • @ElBrandenBrazil
    @ElBrandenBrazil 22 дня назад +7

    I have lived in Japan for 28 years. I love it!

    • @handsome-km9cr
      @handsome-km9cr 13 дней назад

      i've been here for 25. love and hate it.

  • @JackSparrow-gn9be
    @JackSparrow-gn9be 28 дней назад +169

    They need to clone Cousin Nicki a million times. We need more like her in this world.

  • @pemdechen6300
    @pemdechen6300 27 дней назад +148

    Cousin Micki is the sweetest person. Jimmy has some fantastic people working for him and with him 🎉

  • @WouldYouKindlyGWAR
    @WouldYouKindlyGWAR 23 дня назад +7

    Japan is so clean and safe. I wonder if big brain Jimmy figured out why.

    • @riffgroove
      @riffgroove 21 день назад

      Because the people of Japan believe that societal harmony is much more important than the rights of the individual.

  • @sushirabbit167
    @sushirabbit167 23 дня назад +7

    True story about Japan. So clean and organized there.

  • @radiogoodguy6287
    @radiogoodguy6287 28 дней назад +173

    The Billy Crystal bit was the BEST!😅

  • @babybijou969
    @babybijou969 28 дней назад +596

    Trump:
    CINO - Christian In Name Only.
    BINO - Billionaire In Name Only.
    RINO - Republican In Name Only.

  • @AF-ti7nb
    @AF-ti7nb 25 дней назад +7

    Someone gonna tell him why Japan is so nice and clean? And why the culture is so intact?

    • @zerosusaku
      @zerosusaku 25 дней назад

      I mean i could tell you that Japan has the same and even worse problems but i am afraid then my little Brownshirt friend you might start crying.

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick 19 дней назад

      Leftists will never leave their echo chamber

  • @seanadean424
    @seanadean424 27 дней назад +12

    Cousin Micki is the best! So gracious and kind. And a good sport!

  • @kemouse
    @kemouse 27 дней назад +184

    We went to Japan I felt the same. No graffiti, super clean, people very polite and helpful.

    • @dasstigma
      @dasstigma 27 дней назад +17

      Most developed places are like that.

    • @MrCarloszeca
      @MrCarloszeca 27 дней назад +36

      And respectful, if someone has a cold, they wear a mask in public, they do not cry about it.

    • @kemouse
      @kemouse 27 дней назад +4

      @@dasstigma I thought I WAS in a developed place is the deal and since I noticed a difference then...

    • @tacticalsapper
      @tacticalsapper 27 дней назад +8

      Just need to visit the right places. Also a lot of sexual assaults. Not more than in the US but for sure no lala land.

    • @tatersalad8648
      @tatersalad8648 27 дней назад +3

      If only weed were legal there though. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @cheska2024
    @cheska2024 28 дней назад +97

    Cousin Micki is a doll!

  • @colwilliamnoydb4134
    @colwilliamnoydb4134 24 дня назад +4

    After the meltdown of their Nuclear Reactor, when aid was distributed, the people waited in an orderly fashion with no panic or chaos. Older people also volunteered to help with cleanup in sensitive areas and were exposed to radiation because they had lived a full life and wanted to protect the younger generations. Their respect for the elderly and family values and the society they live in is above any comparison.

  • @steverdms
    @steverdms 27 дней назад +7

    Ok, Micki needs some kind of customer service of the century award for how she handled that. I was sweating for her and nearly about to have a panic attack and I was in on the joke. Kudos to her!

  • @LinFromMinn
    @LinFromMinn 28 дней назад +66

    This was awesome! The monolog was a stitch! BUT! The bit for April Fool's day was even better! Billy Crystal gave an Oscar worthy performance but honestly, with her sweet naiveté Micki stold the show, totally! Jimmy, thank you for being pro Biden, pro fun, a pro at entertaining us when we live in the time of a possible trumpet return. Seriously, you are the medicine to help us survive. I'm glad you had a nice, clean Japanese vacation, but now please don't take a vacation until Feb of 2025! We missed you. We need you. We love you Jimmy Kimmel! ❤😂😊

  • @musicinggp
    @musicinggp 28 дней назад +301

    The Japanese are very clean...always...and take your nasty shoes off and leave them outside...no nasty shoes inside ever. The mornings after celebrations (with fireworks)...one would never know there was a celebration...I lived in Hawaii and admired everyone, especially the Japanese. Kind people.

    • @raymondwong7674
      @raymondwong7674 28 дней назад +9

      Japanese only kind to their own kind don't get that confused.

    • @annenelson5656
      @annenelson5656 28 дней назад +24

      I heard that Japanese bathrooms even in the airport are as clean as a surgical suite and almost palatial with amenities.

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 28 дней назад +22

      America, richest nation in the world, virtually 0 public restrooms.
      Could we possibly do better?

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 28 дней назад +26

      ​@raymondwong7674 not true at all

    • @Johnathonsmum
      @Johnathonsmum 28 дней назад +2

      Would rather have germs off shoes, than tinea off some-ones smelly feat

  • @LAHarris-tj9fc
    @LAHarris-tj9fc 27 дней назад +7

    I was just there From 3/12-3/23 Everything you said is TRUE in fact I couldn’t help thinking why can’t we have a Bullet Train? Why can’t we have clean spaces Heated Seats and Bidets Also the Japanese are very respectful It’s wonderful.

  • @christopherporter2459
    @christopherporter2459 27 дней назад +5

    That prank was so freaking funny. I love Micki. She's such a good sport with every prank Jimmy pulls on her.

  • @331SVTCobra
    @331SVTCobra 28 дней назад +74

    Regarding foreign countries being cleaner: I took my family to Ireland a few years ago. When I returned to the US it seemed like a garbage dump. Debris that falls off of cars or blows out of car windows, litter that either blows out of trash cans or was never put into a trash can, then leaves and natural stuff.
    We can chant "U-S-A", as if chanting makes us great, or we can at least start suggesting to local governments that we keep our cities clean.

    • @ElizabethHarrington-yp2tn
      @ElizabethHarrington-yp2tn 27 дней назад +6

      Or think about improving access to health care, or even, gasp, consider limiting guns.

    • @331SVTCobra
      @331SVTCobra 27 дней назад

      @@ElizabethHarrington-yp2tn It's embarrassing that we're the only first-world nation without national health care. It's more embarrassing that our fellow voters are so stupid that they fall for the "national health care would be a disaster" lie.
      Guns are a right, though. You really have to be careful what you wish for. Would you really want a bunch of thugs overturning the election and not having recourse? If Jan6 had subverted the constitution they would need to be stopped somehow.

    • @thaisstone5192
      @thaisstone5192 27 дней назад

      @@ElizabethHarrington-yp2tn You missed the point, Mr. Harrington.

    • @LostintheTwilightZone
      @LostintheTwilightZone 27 дней назад +2

      It takes more than government...the people themselves have to stop littering, making messes in public bathrooms, etc.

    • @JohnDoe-pt7ru
      @JohnDoe-pt7ru 25 дней назад +2

      try not living in a Democrat city, then. My Florida beach town is safe, clean, and fun but you all are too busy calling us "hillbillies and hicks" with your nose stuck up in the air.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 28 дней назад +329

    The list of reasons to keep Donnie from ever darkening the doors of the White House again grows by the day...
    Vote Blue 💙 folks!

    • @RedPolitics1776
      @RedPolitics1776 28 дней назад +7

      Nah

    • @allison4970
      @allison4970 28 дней назад +23

      ​@@RedPolitics1776Gonna stay on team loser, buddy?

    • @dickcheese.
      @dickcheese. 28 дней назад

      No thanks I'm tired of the world laughing at us!

    • @DavidtinSongulous9856
      @DavidtinSongulous9856 28 дней назад +4

      I’m honestly gonna choose neither. Both candidates and political parties are terrible.

    • @Auntiep61
      @Auntiep61 28 дней назад +23

      ​@@allison4970The ignorance of tRump supporters is unexplainable.

  • @CrabbyO
    @CrabbyO 27 дней назад +14

    "That was my grandpa's favorite joke!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Lobster_Dance
    @Lobster_Dance 23 дня назад +5

    I miss living in Japan. Lived there for 6 years over two periods of service over there. Lived out in town both times, in two different places. Wonderful.
    Also, very quiet and peaceful walking around or biking. Nice gardens and parks for everyone, too

    • @handsome-km9cr
      @handsome-km9cr 13 дней назад

      japan is great if you hate trees and love concrete and racism

  • @thebagelsproductions
    @thebagelsproductions 28 дней назад +64

    77 unhinged rambling rants! Someone was rattling on the uppers all day 😂.

    • @joannewitzkowski3407
      @joannewitzkowski3407 27 дней назад +4

      Was he texting from church, that stable Christian?

    • @PennyDavis-cm9tl
      @PennyDavis-cm9tl 27 дней назад +2

      Sniff sniff. 😮

    • @lastjob2011
      @lastjob2011 27 дней назад +5

      Name your favorite celebrity athlete singer dancer. If anyone made 77 post about their favorite person, their friends would tell them to seek professional help.
      I pray Trump's increased unhinged acts opens the eyes of his followers!

    • @thebagelsproductions
      @thebagelsproductions 27 дней назад +1

      @joannewitzkowski3407 I'm not sure he had time for church, what with all the messaging, and obsessively taking apart all the radios, stereos and washing machines in the house and unsuccessfully trying to put them back together 🤣😂, he didn't have time for prayer, quiet reflection and selfless acts of charity

  • @patrickkellogg6031
    @patrickkellogg6031 28 дней назад +50

    Cousin Micki checking to see if Billy Crystal is still breathing...priceless.

    • @thingamabob3902
      @thingamabob3902 27 дней назад +2

      already pulling out the defibrillator charged with vodka ^^

  • @luzvaldes1030
    @luzvaldes1030 27 дней назад +7

    That’s the funniest April fool’s skit! Micky is a sweetheart and Billy just his usual fantastic self.

  • @StartAtTheEnd
    @StartAtTheEnd 25 дней назад +5

    Cousin Micki has an absolute heart of gold! God bless her.

  • @kara6320
    @kara6320 28 дней назад +136

    Please do more pranks on Micki and Aunt Chippy 🤣Micki is so perfect for the booking department, she is a precious soul!

    • @Uouttooo
      @Uouttooo 27 дней назад +3

      If you do this too often, she will catch up and then it is no longer funny.

    • @tgeee
      @tgeee 27 дней назад

      I think she caught on this time, when "President Biden" called. Didn't sound like his voice at all. Looks like she went along with it, with her exaggerated movements and facial expressions.

    • @LostintheTwilightZone
      @LostintheTwilightZone 27 дней назад

      @@Uouttooo He's been doing for years!!!

  • @cuejens
    @cuejens 28 дней назад +49

    Kimmel and Colbert with the same tag line on the screenshot for tonight 😂 "Easter Dummy" is an understatement for Trump and his insane ranting from yesterday.

  • @annmahoneyleslie1894
    @annmahoneyleslie1894 25 дней назад +8

    Omg @jimmykimmel! I was in Japan for the last 20 days and just got home on Tuesday 4/2! Have you watched Eugene Levy on Reluctant Traveler when he goes to Tokyo?! I told my friend he was ME!! My favorite thing to do was spend time in the toilet room! Warm seat, perfect cleanliness…no cars honking…No trash anywhere, people respect each other. I agree with you! I was there on Easter as well…but with no children. Wow…amazing!

  • @Lomojo31
    @Lomojo31 23 дня назад +7

    I wonder what Japans immigration policy is.

    • @riffgroove
      @riffgroove 21 день назад

      Very low.
      Because they already have one-third of America's population in an area less than one twenty-fifth the size.

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick 19 дней назад

      Jimmy doesn't understand basic math

    • @handsome-km9cr
      @handsome-km9cr 13 дней назад +2

      their immigration policy is "no thank you". and it's even stricter now than it was before. they employ poor workers from other countries to come here for six months then revoke their visas to send them back. it's ridiculous.
      and they don't want them staying or setting down roots, so they never accept the new crop from the same country. always a new poorer country. they invited a slew of people from the phillipines in 2000, then they sent them all back, then indonesians, then sent them all back then vietnamese and nepalese all the same way everytime. it's pretty heartless really the way they treat people from poorer countries.

    • @riffgroove
      @riffgroove 13 дней назад

      @handsome-km9cr Does that mean that all the Nigerian touts who walk around Kabukicho harassing tourists are getting sent home soon?

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 28 дней назад +95

    Trump has never stepped a foot in a church for the right reason!! 🗣 💯

  • @Omni0404
    @Omni0404 27 дней назад +51

    In Japan I not only saw everybody recycle, but I saw some people even take their cans and bottles into the bathroom to rinse out before recycling. Madness!

    • @peterl.104
      @peterl.104 27 дней назад +7

      Little things like that make a big difference with pest control. Never once did I have to deal with ants and cockroaches or annual pest control visits while living in apartments in Japan.

    • @viktoriagrath2375
      @viktoriagrath2375 27 дней назад +2

      Yeah, many of us in Europe do that too

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 27 дней назад +1

      And in Africa.

    • @rustyshackleford3293
      @rustyshackleford3293 25 дней назад

      ​@@ksc743😂 good one!!!

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 25 дней назад

      @@rustyshackleford3293 true story whatever you may think.

  • @dynamicpisces
    @dynamicpisces 27 дней назад +6

    Cousin Mikki is so damn adorable!!! That bit was hilarious! 😅😅😅😅

  • @TwoTewToo
    @TwoTewToo 27 дней назад +3

    Cousin Mikki is so sweet and wonderful! What a good sport!

  • @sheraz1001
    @sheraz1001 27 дней назад +174

    Her checking if he is alive and changing her voice were priceless.

    • @adamlieber6835
      @adamlieber6835 26 дней назад +3

      Yes! "I'll be right there"🤣🤣😂😂

  • @BilliesGroats
    @BilliesGroats 27 дней назад +228

    I lived in SC for 6 months and while a friend drove me around he tossed a can of coke on the side of the highway. When I objected he stated that that pay people to clean it. Well,, the side of hiways or back roads have not been cleaned since they were built. Keep it in your car till you see a trash can and that is not the streets 😊😢

    • @kurtsnyder4752
      @kurtsnyder4752 27 дней назад +10

      Could he have seen some "adopt a hiway" group?

    • @gchukma
      @gchukma 27 дней назад +11

      He's helping some elderly guy collecting aluminum to buy cat food to eat. And when the elderly guy is to weak from starvation they use slave labor from the local jail. So in a sense he's donating to the cause.

    • @merannicuill6435
      @merannicuill6435 27 дней назад +5

      When I lived in GA, I came to call those highway diamonds. They sparkle in the sunshine.

    • @southsiren
      @southsiren 27 дней назад

      It's nice to hear somebody address modern slavery. Hard labor for pennies/hour is so obvious people don't wanna see it
      ​@@gchukma

    • @amyjackson8725
      @amyjackson8725 27 дней назад +11

      That is why many states, like mine, have bottle deposit laws! Since it went up to $0.10/container with more types included, they don't stay on the side of the road long.

  • @ScytheNoire
    @ScytheNoire 27 дней назад +6

    Micki checking to see if Billy Crystal is still breathing was hilarious.

  • @2121Tanja
    @2121Tanja 27 дней назад +3

    Best prank ever. I love cousin Mikki!!!! She is a rider!!!! Great person.

  • @kelleylegault5115
    @kelleylegault5115 28 дней назад +40

    That woman needs a raise, Jimmy…😂

  • @breal7277
    @breal7277 28 дней назад +70

    Glad you had some time to yourself, Jimmy. Welcome back! Your cousin is so nice and sweet and Billy was terrific in this skit (and so was the president 😂).

  • @cheeseheadfiddle
    @cheeseheadfiddle 27 дней назад +2

    Great Easter story with the kids and everything. Perfection.

  • @Musthait
    @Musthait 27 дней назад +4

    +1 about Japan - what an amazing experience! Beautiful country!!!!

    • @handsome-km9cr
      @handsome-km9cr 13 дней назад

      sure if you hate trees and love concrete and racism

  • @iowashots2467
    @iowashots2467 28 дней назад +30

    Jimmy sounds like a great dad!

  • @photodude24
    @photodude24 27 дней назад +48

    I visited Japan a year ago and Jimmy Kimmel you are 100% correct - it is super clean there compared to here in the US. We are slobs 😂

    • @mikewarner2742
      @mikewarner2742 27 дней назад +1

      Then "photo-dude" move to Japan!

    • @thaisstone5192
      @thaisstone5192 27 дней назад +1

      @@mikewarner2742 MAGA tears!!!

    • @USandGlobal
      @USandGlobal 25 дней назад

      @@thaisstone5192Biden sucks 😂

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick 19 дней назад

      Leftists love Japan so much they actively vote against every single policy that made it great.
      Amazing right?

  • @algebarb
    @algebarb 27 дней назад +2

    She's wonderful! Soooo kind 😊

  • @NaYoungSeung
    @NaYoungSeung 23 дня назад +2

    I traveled to Japan 2 times. It was one of my best memories in my whole life.

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 28 дней назад +367

    It's official... Diaper Don just won the egg hunt at Mar a Lago
    Still winning!!

    • @karenrumney5210
      @karenrumney5210 28 дней назад +29

      Are you kidding.... He won the Easter egg hunt at the Whitehouse and he wasn't even there!!
      😂😂😂😂

    • @rtm365bnc
      @rtm365bnc 28 дней назад +23

      Is it like the way he plays golf, he cheats, those poor kids.

    • @cdvan15
      @cdvan15 28 дней назад +21

      It’s rigged
      I heard he stole eggs from kids

    • @jongalleog3486
      @jongalleog3486 27 дней назад +12

      👹wanna buy a bible ??

    • @rudolftrost3534
      @rudolftrost3534 27 дней назад +6

      Because he shot the Easter Bunny?

  • @jeanninerobinson522
    @jeanninerobinson522 27 дней назад +69

    Jimmy, I love the way you have your family on the show, Aunt Chippy, cousin Sal and cousin Mikki. If I remember correctly you also included a member who later passed away. It's comforting to see families support each other, nicely done. Kudos to you.

    • @doggyviscous
      @doggyviscous 27 дней назад +3

      it was his Uncle Frank. RIP

  • @annedwyer797
    @annedwyer797 27 дней назад +2

    That was a really sweet family Easter story 🐰🐣

  • @MeltedPearls
    @MeltedPearls 26 дней назад +1

    Micki is a treasure! I hated to see her struggle but she did so very valiantly.

  • @hillbillydeluxe27
    @hillbillydeluxe27 28 дней назад +109

    Lara trump should know auto tune does NOT work when you have to use it on every note of the song.

  • @SKinSKorea
    @SKinSKorea 27 дней назад +49

    Billy Crystal not over-doing it. . . Nothing over-the-top- well-done!

  • @hanksballoons
    @hanksballoons 3 дня назад

    Cousin Mikki has a good heart and a naive nature, the pranks only work because she never gets mad :)

  • @personal3766
    @personal3766 26 дней назад +1

    Good to see cousin Micki. We haven't seen aunty Tippy for a while. She was wonderful!

  • @michaelbruce1847
    @michaelbruce1847 27 дней назад +34

    My daughter taught in Japan at an elementary school. The last 20 minutes before the students go home, they clean and tidy their entire school. I tried that in my classroom back in Canada,(also a teacher - regrettably) . . .did not go over well.

    • @krissy35
      @krissy35 27 дней назад +12

      Yes. I was going to comment something similar. I am a teacher and in grad school, I watched a film that showed the school system in Japan. They had no custodians because the kids cleaned the school. The students also have a ton of respect for their teachers.

    • @crystalkauffman3322
      @crystalkauffman3322 27 дней назад +6

      They are taught to respect their elders. In the US, they can't even teach children respect.

    • @kittikins1
      @kittikins1 26 дней назад

      Tbh, there are a lot of 'elder' people here that absolutely do not deserve respect, so maybe that's why. ​@@crystalkauffman3322

    • @USandGlobal
      @USandGlobal 25 дней назад

      @@crystalkauffman3322lmao 😂 not they aren’t, they are taught to respect Americans or else 🥱

    • @handsome-km9cr
      @handsome-km9cr 13 дней назад +1

      because it wont' just work if it's one class. you teach kids to do that in every class in a school since they are kindergarteners, and it will work just fine.
      but one class isn't going to work. there needs to be a whole system of people doing this for it to take hold.

  • @SBHink
    @SBHink 28 дней назад +55

    What a priceless April Fools Prank on your cousin. Super fun to watch along.

  • @astoerbrauck
    @astoerbrauck 25 дней назад +1

    Aunt Chippy and Micki are the best, I love both.

  • @m.coleman
    @m.coleman 27 дней назад +2

    Poor Cousin Miki ! 😂 I hurt myself laughing at her changing her voice!

  • @chuckwagon7354
    @chuckwagon7354 27 дней назад +46

    The greatest April Fool's prank I've seen. That bit when 'The President' is on the phone, Billy Crystal is 'asleep' and Micki puts on a deep voice and says 'be right there' nearly killed me. Hilarious.

  • @bonzrh68
    @bonzrh68 28 дней назад +181

    OMG! Jimmy where have you been? You're absent the whole week last week! We need you, we miss you!💗

    • @loveforeignaccents
      @loveforeignaccents 28 дней назад +22

      It says right in the title he was in Japan.

    • @larrymosher5045
      @larrymosher5045 28 дней назад

      He was actually running bets for Dodgers Ohtani.​@@loveforeignaccents

    • @jimmyispromo
      @jimmyispromo 28 дней назад +8

      He went to Japan

    • @tvdinner325
      @tvdinner325 28 дней назад +5

      Japan. You weren't listening?

    • @tvdinner325
      @tvdinner325 28 дней назад +3

      @@loveforeignaccents He also claps when the plane lands.😁

  • @sandyedwards2681
    @sandyedwards2681 23 дня назад +1

    Billy Crystal nailed it with the April Fools joke. So funny!!

  • @bishoptruth8182
    @bishoptruth8182 27 дней назад +2

    Jimmy is such an awesome guy! Sounds like he's a great father.

  • @HerdItThruTheGrapeVine
    @HerdItThruTheGrapeVine 28 дней назад +40

    I love Mickie❤ I would adore a friend like her!

  • @heatherwinser66
    @heatherwinser66 28 дней назад +52

    I had to watch the April Fool’s prank twice. What a sweetheart her cousin is…!

  • @winnepeterson6570
    @winnepeterson6570 27 дней назад +2

    April 1 has been an annual event all over the world. Why are people finding it so hard to believe? 🤣

  • @Riley0509
    @Riley0509 27 дней назад +2

    Japan is so clean! I agree!

  • @DeborahAckerman1234
    @DeborahAckerman1234 27 дней назад +39

    Cousin Micki is absolutely Precious!!❤. Happy April Fool’s Day!!

  • @kennethholmes8746
    @kennethholmes8746 28 дней назад +29

    I was stationed there when I was in the Marines Corp, beautiful like he said, beautiful people, and wasn't mad that we came to their country and was speaking English.

    • @4-Methylaminorex
      @4-Methylaminorex 28 дней назад +3

      They seem to have forgiven the nuking as well.

    • @princequestly2218
      @princequestly2218 27 дней назад +11

      Best country I’ve ever been to. They are the most respectful people.

    • @USandGlobal
      @USandGlobal 25 дней назад

      Why would they get mad when you are there to protect them 😂

  • @gypsydee9
    @gypsydee9 25 дней назад +1

    Nikki was great! What a cool April fools joke! Thanks Jimmy and Billy. We all need a good laugh!

  • @ravenm6443
    @ravenm6443 25 дней назад +2

    Japan is wonderful and I’ve never been there. But I have been very aware of this and these rules. The idea is that it’s just as much your own home as it is others, so it should be taken care of.
    And yes, I’m aware no country is perfect. But there are things about Japan that are just objectively better.