Trump Gets a $175 Million Loan, RFK Jr’s Family Speaks Out Against Him & Guillermo Talks to Teens
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- Опубликовано: 16 май 2024
- A series of mysterious lights appeared in the sky over LA last night, the aftershocks of Easter are still being felt by an unhappy pet owner in Oklahoma, Trump managed to post a $175 million bond courtesy of the Knight Specialty Insurance Company, he called the charges in his latest New York fraud case “a fabricated election interference con job,” the judge in the Stormy Daniels hush money case expanded the gag order he put in place, Donald Trump Jr is all worked up about the fact that Transgender Day of Visibility happened to fall on Easter this year, RFK Jr commented on his family members speaking out against him, lawmakers in Tennessee have been working hard to keep vaccines out of their lettuce, and Guillermo sits down with young folks in the first-ever installment of Guillermo’s Teen Corner.
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A “billionaire” needs a $175m loan? 😂
A “self proclaimed” billionaire
Well maybe they wouldn't have that amount of wealth in cash?
But you would think they could easily liquidate a small portion of it to get the money. Because it's probably better for them then borrowing... Unless...
@@juniorstarks7494 So you are admitting that Trump did not get richer while he was President?
@@jointhefist1016he literally under oath said he had half a billion in cash
?????????
Best joke…” the judge…no not that one…no not that one…”
You needed one more “no not that one” LOL
There are three (four total )
4 so far...
You can't count your Trump trials without a program!
It’s a shame , one man has erased the whole judicial system in USA the most powerful country of the world
NO, that is never going to happen, we won’t let it.
IKR, defendant trump should be sent to jail for the damage he's inflicted on america.
"And guess what happened to him"....NOTHING! All these judges need to lose their jobs for failure to do them!
Hearing Jimmy roast Donald Chump makes my night. Every night.
That’s sad for you.
You had me laughing at "Chump". I hadn't heard that epithet for him before. But that woman chasing after the cat with the rabbit was hilarious!
I can wait for RFK to steal votes from Biden
Creepy photograph, Philly. Please don't imagine that lots of europeans loathe 'blues' less than your 'reds'.
@@roelanddirker6489 Antifa mask. They like to act tough while hiding.
"Are the laws real? Because I feel like I have been stupidly following them all my life.." you said it brother!
I feel vindicated now after a lifetime of not following them. 🤨
As a Non-American Trump seems to have the legal system wrapped around his little finger. Good luck to you.
@@joanne4758 He wouldn't be DOWN by $500 MILLION in Losses.
Loved this quote too ❤🤣🤣🤣
He had the best worst teachers.. Roy Cohen ect.. and have been (mis-)using the systems for 50y!
When are WE going to take the chains off ..and arrest this ..S.O.B.???
Are you referring our current president?
Arrest him. He's not above the law. He thinks he is. 💙💙💙
Yeah ffs
I love Jimmy. I post as I listen. His comments about Jr. are priceless.
Jimmy gives me hope for America.
That's not grey hair on Don Jr's chin he's just spilled his hourly dosage of his booger sugar.
😂Booger Sugar!-
As a kid, he pulled out boogers from his nose, and now he...
Cocaine is a helluva drug --> Rick James
Was that a Meteor ? or Donald's Social Media Stock Price !!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
👌🏻 Perfect Comment! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Normal voliatility for a recent ipo. Not really worth noting
Hopefully Bezos and Musk were on it!
Much too high to be the stock price.
I just love Guillermo! Especially his laugh. He seems like just a regular guy that you could sit down with and just have a great talk, lots of laughs, a drink or two, lol. He and Jimmy have a great relationship and it shows that they are truly friends.
Guillermo used to be the valet at the studio.
Are they all crazy? This is so embarrassing. Can you imagine what people in other countries think about Americans?
No need to imagine. The rest of the world thinks the US is a laughingstock, and has ever since Trump was elected in 2016.
Yes. 🇨🇦
🇦🇺 Yes,but only the crazy cult who worship Trump
We feel like your education system has let you down. That generations of neglected schools has given a socially detatched, uncritical, fearful populus
As a European, it always amuses me when Trump says things like “The whole world is laughing at us now”, when in reality the whole world only started laughing at you because Trump became President. Okay, we had a few titters at George W too, but boy, nothing like since 2016, when US politics basically became a sitcom for the rest of the globe. A sitcom with a sense of very real impending doom.
Also, as Brit I thoroughly empathise - half of my compatriots idiotically voted for Brexit and that was before Trump was even elected. To the rest of Europe, _we’re_ the sitcom. 😔
Jimmy hit the nail on the head when he said “we are not too bright in this country”
Proven by people still supporting Biden
@@jonathanshjrne3690
Have you seen your average trumper?
Han siad what most of the world knows about Americans
Try going to other countries and see if they are brighter.
@captainjefferies9047
I have, it's not even close goober.
Once again, the "billionaire" doesn't use his own money.
How can absolutely no one figure out that by Billionaire ... he's thinking about Rubles .
Plus the supposed billionaire is selling BS $60 bibles and begging for more donations! 😂
To be honest billionaires never use their own money
To be honest none of us do either lol Western Countries are all debt driven societies.
He doesn't have money. 😂
You gotta love Guillermo. Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel, for bringing Guillermo to our lives. We need him and his infectious giggle and smile.
A loan? Whoever gave him the money will never get paid back
Oh yes they will, or he seizes his property.
DTJ voice is just horrible to hear for a minute, imagine all day.
Imagine being his wife and listening to his pillow talk….
Actually almost ALL your voices are quite unbearable. All this 'like...like...like...oh my god...like...'- verbal trash in our european cities. Please just accept China's taking over.
@@roelanddirker6489 oh how very troll. And not funny
RFK Jr also has a very annoying voice, like fingernails on a chalkboard!🙉
I can't stand hearing him speak. I switch off every time. Lol
You nailed this tonight Jimmy, it seems like laws don't apply anymore. This is very dangerous for our country
At least not for republicans!
That looked like a satellite burning in the atmosphere as it falls back to Earth.
I agree. Just looked like an unccontrolled reentry, satellite, other space junk
Your adherence to logic and reason blinds you to the truth. That was no satellite, that was the WORMWOOD STAR! REPENT, REPENT THE END IS NIGH! Read Revelations! 😂
Probably one of Elno’s. They were hauling them. He probably paid someone to remain silent.
Question why does a so-called billionaire need a loan /
Great Question ⁉️
How did the man smart enough to make a billion think it was a good idea to loan Trump 175 million?!!??
@karenrumney5210 being filthy rich isn't necessarily a sign of wisdom...
Then he doesn’t have to use his own money and then won’t pay him back!
@@sheilacade776 Does that mean you believe Trump didn't get richer when he was President?
When the presidential debates finally happen, Jimmy Kimmel needs to be the moderator
It won't happen. Biden is not attending.
And judge ✨🙂
Hahaha! you Win Today's RUclips Comments🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If Biden shows up. :)
I think Jimmy might be laughing too hard to moderate. But with how Dumpy doesn't respect any rules, I don't anyone should do him the honor of agreeing to the debate.
Why are we letting a gaggle of old men practice medicine without a license
😢
You let them become president too
Why are people voting for a crook who tried to take your rights to vote away, take away your health car, and raise prices on medicines, food , gas, housing ect..
And to think THAT is the best Tennessee has to offer...🤣🤣🤣
These politicians are nuts! I'm laughing and crying at the same time.
Not only your politicians, sad ('red' AND 'blue') america. Your show is over.
@@roelanddirker6489 I disagree it's just that time in history that we have to fight all over again to keep democracy and I'm willing to do that. Vote blue all the way
@@SusiFroggyPorter As a non-American we are relying on you.
👍👍👍
The worst part is they represent the beliefs of their constituents.
Don Jr ‘s eyes and stuffed nose and overwhelmed affect seem like he has been snorting something…
No news there ...😂
He always seems high on drugs to me….
I think you have the wrong son in mind.
@@Duncan_Idaho84Don Jr is a well known cokehead
Coke?
Jimmy is also so great, consistently
That fireball on the sky looked like the remains of a rocket burning up in the atmosphere on reentry.
Doesn’t surprise me that Don Jr. sounds very nasal. (sniff sniff)
We have a saying about people who talk like Don Jr. What we call it is meth mouth.
I sound like that but it is my allergies kicking in. Just wait until the cottonwood trees bloom out!!!
@@beckydavis1820 I get hayfever every year too.
Last I heard he sniffs Elmers Glue everyday
Lots of "nasal working"?
This segment is one of my most looked forward to things on RUclips.. quality...
Mine too!!
same
That’s kinda sad tho right?
This and Stephen Colbert!
Guillermo's Teen Corner slaps! No cap!
Every bit with Guillermo is fantastic! He needs to be showcased more!
It is getting more and more personal between Jimmy and Don Foolio... and I will always be in Jimmys Corner. GO FOR HIM Jimmy, GO!
Me too! Go Jimmy!!!!
If there are no consequences, there are no rules. It’s over folks
There are rules, but they're for the peasants, not the ruling class.
Oh god that last line of the Guillermo skit made the whole thing perfect!
WE NEED MORE Guillermo Corner, my dad loved it since he also did similar things to him
The Tennessee Senate looks like a C-SPAN video from the early 2000s 😂
1980s
.....
Don't you mean the 1820s?
I'm from tenn and thinking about getting another lic. plate to change out for when i travel out of state
Guillermo hit the nail right on the head. If you were in high school in '88 and you had a car, you were king. It didn't matter what it looked like.
For a generation that says cringe to everything, they sure managed to make me look like I've eaten fermented skunk throughout the whole bit...
Guillermo teaching real values. Money doesn’t matter - you go on a date to share time together. ❤
Yessss graduated in 88!!
No cap
I had a 76 Monte Carlo in 88. Hated the car but in high school with a car and parents who never knew where you were was priceless 😂
Every lawyer, every judge, every court clerk who has treated this man with preferential treatment MUST be removed from the American Justice System. Continue the disbarments.
Time for this House of Cards to fall!!!!
@@JeanGillespie-fp7rs Flick them and they will fall down lolololol
They have not shown favor to this man but before he ran they loved him, all of them but now he's a threat to their lies. Vaccines all cause disease, facts. They are putting nano sized technology in lettuce and other foods to try and control minds, I read in on the nano initiative page and the words were from Anthony fauci of course
Senator Campbell was like "this fool". 😂
RFK JR, is nuts !
I really appreciated hearing Guillermo share some sincere memories of challenges and hardships from his younger days.
Don Jr is a really bad muppet.
So he is a Fraggle smoking some rocks? 😉
Jeff Dunham gas an actual puppet of Biden. Now that's saying something
@@kingjamos2422 Or some white powder...
That is an insult to Muppets.
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Lol I'm grateful for the slang talk. I really needed this for my daughter
My first thoughts on the 'mysterious lights' in the sky remind me of that moment in the movie "Independence Day" where the loons were standing atop that high-rise with their signs, cooing and ahhh-ing "isn't it beautful?" just as it zaps them into dust. So many brilliant people walking among us today.
Omg, I'm 67 but I still have my full faculties. Get these old geezers out of office!
I am 64 and never had control of myself.
I pity the produce clerks when that guy actually goes in a store to buy lettuce.
You clearly don't if your supporting the democrats
Exactly!! They had their time in the spotlight, time to go to pasture already good grief!! We have lots of talent that is younger and more able with fresh ideas. Some people act like there can no one else, that is a false dichotomy.
Jimmy Kimmel is so right about those nitwits
Why is the Tennesee senate using a camera from the 80s?
And on the 3rd day he returned as a zombie ….. and on the 4th day he became a bunny that passes chocolate eggs …. 😂😂😂Gotta love Mythology.
"Are laws real? bc I've been stupidly following them all my life," word.
Guiermo was more an Everydays Man
than Mr tRump could ever Lie (No 🧢) to be.
:-))
Apparently all the “laws” are merely a suggestion. 😳
Only if your Donald
Laws are real of course,…But only if you’re not one of the privileged, because some people are indeed above the law, never mind what the constitution says.
Trumps bail reduction is a disgrace. Out of all the times my friend got in trouble, NEVER was his bond reduced.
Hear me out... did your friend try bribing all the billionaires and judges in the country? Seems to be a successful model.
@@KrakenIsland64 Screw that, just appoint them yourself
May want to get better lawyers than the dime store lawyers, go up to a quarter. Criminals rule the world in NY
“Friend” lol
That's because you're friend thought too small; he should've tried defrauding tax payers for _tens-of-millions_ instead ;)
Thank you Jimmy, for keeping it REAL!
There are no words. All I can do is shake my head
TN Senators are giving those in FL and TX a run for their money. My god! Those guys are nuts.
Azz backwards too
@@Sam-sz6qq Very azz backwards.
We in Europe view these elite senators, supposedly the best the USA has to offer, with astonishment...and because the USA is a powerful nuclear armed country with fear and horror. If this is the best the US has to offer dog help you and us...I believe there's one of them running for President and likely to win and will soon have his crazy thumb on the nuclear button.
Don't forget Comer Pyle in Kentucky!
And MTGs Georgia district.
Don Jr has totally gone over the edge. He needs an intervention
Like (like...like....like....all round our touristic cities) actually the whole of sad america needs an intervention ?
In russia
like his dad
but Hunter is all sweet? 😂
That's blasphemy. Don Jr is a holy man now.
Thank you, Jimmy. Your show is the best.
Don Jr. and his air quotes breaks me up……he is his father’s son……..forehead slap
This emoji covers it 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Cocaine is a helluva drug-> Rick James
The power of Guillermo talking with teens was just amazing.
Finally, someone who can bring us all back together.
And really a great time for us older folks, who still like to hear the slang that has replaced their own.
Yeah, Guillermo is a rocker.
Check out the Pure Rock KNAC bumper sticker on the notebook! Rock on Guillermo!!
Love Guillermo, he's down to earth, real.
no cap
So grateful to you Jimmy. ❤️
👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
Simp
yeah, Jimmy has such a talent at soothing the morons.
@@stanislavstefJimmy and his writers too...
Just a reminder that the South has the lowest educational standards in the country and the south is the most Republican in the country where do you think their government officials got their education? I am pretty sure my 6-year-old nephew knows way more about a multitude of topics than these officials
Gee, I wonder if there is a correlation between ignorance and GOP voters?
@@fortybelow1973 I really think you're onto something.
Ding, ding, DING.
They also have the highest rates of teen pregnancy.
...and most of the top 20 states w/highest v.crime and h*micide. There's that too.
Law & Order, everyone.
Bond has been rejected
Jimmy is #1
Repossessing 250 cars a day is an incredible amount . That statistic is utterly tragic.
All while making a profit.
predatory lending?
@@crocglox7797yep, these cars get sold like 10-15 times
@@crocglox7797 Yep. He's stated that he doesn't make any loan that he can't guarantee a 30 percent profit on, so that means the cost for this loan to Trump will be at least 52 million dollars.
Wasn't it like 400?
Trump was in Grand Rapids today? No wonder everything sucked in Michigan today.
He was being honored by the
Christian
University of
Michigan.
@@kevinflynn4519.........FALSE PROPHETS,!!!
@@kevinflynn4519For what? All his adultery?
@@kevinflynn4519 Woot Woot!
@@kevinflynn4519 For his SA?
Love Guillermo😂😂😂
WHAT is going on in TN ? Everytime we hear these lawmakers from TN, we have to check it's not SNL or the Onion.
The last part with the teens😂😂 honestly I'd be lost talking with these kids. I got no game😂
No game! That’s some good old 90s slang!
Word.
Looks like they're cooking more than sour mash in Tennessee! Those legislators are truly crazy! Somebody give them a drug test, they've been eating too much lettuce!!
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Too much spin ache
😂😂😂😂😂
English is my second language, so I'm easily fooled. But this was a joke right? Please, tell me it was a belated April's fool joke. The idea that people with that level of intelligence could have access to nuclear weapons, scares me more than Putin.
Gierrmo's teen corner was funny as heck😂😂
I’m a Tennessean. I used to be proud of my state. Tennessee was the first state to require car seats. Tennessee clinched the vote for women.
Today, I’m embarrassed for my state.
What is wrong with some of these GOPs? CRAZY!!!!!
Unbelievable! And these people are running the show.
@@evamclaughlin1585we can fix that. In the voting booths.
_Some_ of the GOP's?
At least they don't elect people like Biden! lmfao... Trump 2024!!
Yeh, something wrong with them too.
Dad says, "Satellite breaking up as its orbit decays and enters the upper atmosphere." Stop freaking out.
I just commented the same satellite excuse. We saw one break up in 1987 over our County here in Cen’ Texas.
@@8arrowsWitnessed that myself in far south Texas, the dogs saw it first. I initially wrote it off as fireworks since the dogs were barking at it, but it went on way too long.
Agreed, 1) satellite
2) stop freaking out
@@8arrows Sadly, another well-publicized break up occurred on Feb. 1, 2003.
I miss the days when explaining Scientology was our source of weird
7:07 - "Triggered" is a hilarious naming choice for a adult child Trump's show. :)
Cocaine and bronzer was not allowed
"Lettuce change your dna???" - Wtf is wrong with people 🙄
We are doomed..
Looks like it.These are the 'people' your fellow Americans elect.
If there is a god , it made one big mistake .
His electorate is mostly 'the poorly educated' who saw it on social media?
I’m not joking when I tell you that I’m moving to the woods because of how doomed we are.
Guillermo's Teen Corner was so fun! Loved his interactions with the teens, they picked a fun group. Their shock at a car not having AC was hilarious!
Yall don't realize how much he just bridged the gap of teen language with parents hahahah.
I love Guillermo's Teen Corner! 😂
Baby Guillarmo was so cute! And he's right. When I was in High School we just strung swear words together. No made-up vocabulary necessary 😂
all vocabulary is made up, language is always evolving
That bank will never see a cent in repayment. 🤣
I don't think it was a loan. I'd bet on it being a "I'll give you this and you will give me a political position when you win" type deals lol
@@Atrivion it's a loan because he doesn't have the money, duh.
Hey Guillermo, I had a '77 Celica in 1983, but I was 32 !
My brain is turning into mush at this point. I can't take this much more. 🤣🤣
'Junior The Poacher' has the voice of a animated cartoon character.
Chicken Chest Don Jr
I don't know about the voice but the brain of Homer Simpson on steroids.
All that red in Jr's face could only mean a couple of things and they ain't good!!
AM/PM?! Holy crap, I haven’t thought of that store in decades
The idiocy of #45 has trickled down to the rest of the family.
As a girl I was a babysitter, including infants. I've changed hundreds of diapers. As a model at T Management (Trump Models), I met Trump many times: he frequently had the smell of poopy pants.
Please don't imagine that the 'blue' side of america is even slightly more sophisticated than your sad 'reds', Leanne.
I witnessed lights like that several years ago and it was debris from an old satellite reentering Earth's atmosphere.
Same thing. Shenzhou 15 orbital module
Cool.
You see thanos ariving on earth and all you can say is "double rainbow moment"! Earth is doomed😢.
That’s what “they” TOLD you 😂😂😂
Exactly! Either that or a larger than usual meteor.
And Jimmy is smart enough to clearly know this.
We NEED you Jimmy Kimmel 💙💙💙🥰
Good One Jimmy !!
Please vote blue💙💙💙💙💙
Haha, no
Please drop down, 'red' AND 'blue' simplistic people.
You mean vote for open borders?
American Ethane Company contributed to Mike Johnson and this needs to be further investigated.
just can't vote for genocide joe ( nor trumpolini)
....... and we STILL don't know what was flying through the sky....
Pretty sure it was a satellite falling.
Shenzhou 15 orbital module. It was a decommissioned Chinese satellite burning up and breaking apart upon re-entry into our lower atmosphere. Google is hard
@@j.ballsdeep420 your username makes your explanation so much better, thank you sir
Sometimes, you have to get balls deep in Google to find your answer.
the wreckage of a satellite re-entering the atmosphere
Donnie Junior has gotten pretty skinny...😂😂😂
Guillermo talking to teens better than most adults. Listening and learning what they have and instead of ridiculing them for what they put value in he gave examples of humbleness. Even though it may have not sunk in to the teens at that point they will remember it and as they age and get a tiny bit wiser it will be a lesson. Shout out to my Hispanic brother because that was the way my parents raised and spoke to me and they were the absolute best.
Do these Tennessee's Senators realize that they are making the U.S. laughing stock of the world?
Is the current US President making the US help commit genocide in Gaza?
Thank God for the Dem Senator who asked him if he knows of any vaccine containing foods! 😂😂
Probably not ....but I can tell you that we in Europe are already laughing !!!
@@roelanddirker6489Except the ‘blue’ Dems don’t worship idols like the GOP/MAGA do
"Realizing" anything isn't their strong suit...
Is it 1982 in Tennessee? Forget the Sony Handicam… not even a wireless mic or full length tie?
Fine work Kimmel Co. & SUPERB don jr. impression James!
_"Our laws even real anymore? I've been stupidly following them my whole life"_
The audience approval of that joke for its relatability, should chill any Supreme justice's spine to ice.
Hey Jr Easter is on 4/20 next year 😂😂😂😂
....and April Fools' Day in 2029.