Trump Violates Gag Order AGAIN, Fox News Can’t Believe the Injustice & No Crowds Show Up for Trial

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  • Опубликовано: 22 апр 2024
  • Donald Trump is losing steam and has been encouraging his supporters to rally outside the courthouse in NYC, the day began with fireworks after several heated exchanges between Trump’s lawyers and the judge, Trump violated his gag order during a hearing about whether he violated the gag order, the one and only witness today was Trump’s old pal and former publisher of the National Enquirer David Pecker, the bootlickers at Fox News cannot believe the “injustice” against Trump, Mitt Romney weighed in on the $130,000 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels, Jimmy noticed a small fake Oscar in Donny’s office, it’s the four year anniversary of Donald Trump suggesting we all inject bleach to kill COVID-19, we celebrate World Book Day by honoring The Yellow Pages, and real-life librarians give their thoughts on recent red state bills that threaten up to six years in prison for the crime of lending books that aren’t government approved.
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  • @treblelatrice926
    @treblelatrice926 11 дней назад +1818

    No crowds outside, no family inside... wonder why...

    • @Da-Sheek
      @Da-Sheek 11 дней назад +107

      exactly! No family support.

    • @minimalmarklane
      @minimalmarklane 11 дней назад +138

      Not one family member or friend showed up to support him.

    • @dustinsanchezmusic5851
      @dustinsanchezmusic5851 11 дней назад +152

      All his supporters are on probation and can’t leave there counties 😂

    • @Jacob-hl3gt
      @Jacob-hl3gt 11 дней назад +44

      ​@@minimalmarklanefriend? 😂😂😂😂😂I got your joke.

    • @sim1manson1
      @sim1manson1 11 дней назад +59

      THE SMELL!!!

  • @ItsMeBT23
    @ItsMeBT23 11 дней назад +2254

    No one showed because he had already grifted his supporters from all their gas money.

    • @Wmyhands
      @Wmyhands 11 дней назад +74

      Lol. Youre right 😂😂

    • @kookootrix1978
      @kookootrix1978 11 дней назад +39

      I think you mean grifted.

    • @Marilyn-wz5uk
      @Marilyn-wz5uk 11 дней назад +31

      Lol hell yea

    • @ItsMeBT23
      @ItsMeBT23 11 дней назад +32

      @@kookootrix1978 you are right. Thanks

    • @henrys3629
      @henrys3629 11 дней назад +23

      It was because of the guy who sizzled himself the crowds were not there.

  • @user-hj4lv1jf9p
    @user-hj4lv1jf9p 10 дней назад +246

    As a recently retired Librarian, thank you! Also grateful I retired before all this nonsense began! Still, saddens me that we seem to be regressing in the USA

    • @This_tub
      @This_tub 10 дней назад

      Liberal sickness will regress any nation

    • @girlygal098
      @girlygal098 10 дней назад +2

      👍

    • @dianemcmahon3932
      @dianemcmahon3932 9 дней назад +6

      It’s been said that “History repeats itself.” I’d like to think that as modern people we’re able to do much better but sadly our society has digressed socially educationally morally etc.

    • @KAMRAMNA
      @KAMRAMNA 9 дней назад

      The main ingredient in our demise will be greed, pure unadulterated greed !!! my opinion ​@@dianemcmahon3932

    • @bobbybob3865
      @bobbybob3865 9 дней назад +7

      The reason that people study history is so they can recognize a mistake when it happens again.

  • @jefflamoureux1010
    @jefflamoureux1010 10 дней назад +42

    The fact that Fox drags out Newt is amazing. I love when he talks about ethics. He slithered away from Congress because of 28 ethics violations. I guess he has experience.

    • @connie9492
      @connie9492 5 дней назад

      I THOUGHT THAT CONGRESS HAD NEWT GINGERICH FREEZE DRIED AND HERMETICALLY SEALED IN AN EXTRA LARGE BAGGIE! LOL!🎉

  • @dslao
    @dslao 11 дней назад +608

    You're about to put 2 prison sentences together....
    Now that's jailtime.

    • @jeanbeans7926
      @jeanbeans7926 11 дней назад +22

      Best laugh of the monologue, yup

    • @ColorMeConfused29
      @ColorMeConfused29 11 дней назад +16

      ...and he's way past it.

    • @megunded
      @megunded 11 дней назад +10

      @@ColorMeConfused29 sad i only can give 1 thumbsup

  • @dorrolorro
    @dorrolorro 11 дней назад +866

    I'm not American, I'm from Europe. I had heard about books being banned from schools in some states, but I never thought that it would become illegal for librarians to check them out. Illegal? For real? That is hardcore censorship. Americans always seem so proud of their freedom, I wonder when they will realise that they aren't free. Censorship can never be a sign of freedom.

    • @lilianevanbel3123
      @lilianevanbel3123 11 дней назад +69

      I know!! Couldn't believe it. Regressing to dark ages/totalitarianism. I used to be so impressed by (with?)your country. What the hell is going on?? Fight with all your might, sane friends!❤

    • @jamesnelles4484
      @jamesnelles4484 11 дней назад +118

      They sold their freedom for a red hat.

    • @user-st3vd5bf6g
      @user-st3vd5bf6g 11 дней назад

      It’s a desperate attempt to squash ideas they don’t agree with. The most conservative Christians know they are on the brink of losing power and control. They fear they are being replaced by foreigners and secularists. This movement is ugly now because it is in its death throes.

    • @kwhp1507
      @kwhp1507 11 дней назад +75

      Moscow Marjorie has been hard at work

    • @deborahdicesare9042
      @deborahdicesare9042 11 дней назад +63

      Thank you to all of our friends across the world. We are fighting harder than you can imagine to not only keep our democracy, but get back the freedoms that we have lost because of the Domestic Terrorist Party. We don’t just fight for America, we fight for the world.

  • @martinmcmanus3498
    @martinmcmanus3498 10 дней назад +140

    Thanks Jimmy - I was a librarian for almost 20 years here in Scotland. These bills are absolute madness

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 8 дней назад +4

      *BREAKING NEWS*
      The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one.
      _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 8 дней назад +1

      Thank you for your comment.
      No true Scotsman would support an _Orange Bulbous Bloviating Balloon Animal Blimp of Balderdash._
      _(P.S. On behalf of the entire United States of America and much of Western Canada, thank you for the Glenlivet.)_

    • @JeanGillespie-fp7rs
      @JeanGillespie-fp7rs 7 дней назад +2

      Adore Scotland!!!

    • @brendastoll6542
      @brendastoll6542 7 дней назад +1

      We need libraries that won’t allow books to be banned

  • @OldHollywood-xh8cl
    @OldHollywood-xh8cl 9 дней назад +24

    Constant childish name calling is a really bad look for someone who wants to hold the highest office in the country. Thanks a lot, Fred Sr. and Mary.

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 13 часов назад

      They NEEDED BIRTH CONTROL!

  • @user-in8ky1kt2f
    @user-in8ky1kt2f 11 дней назад +1591

    I'll tell you what's RIDICULOUS
    FOX NEWS!!!

    • @me109cito5
      @me109cito5 11 дней назад +91

      Faux Views

    • @sim1manson1
      @sim1manson1 11 дней назад

      @@DARK_KATACLYSM I don't trust MSM like fox.

    • @NiMimu
      @NiMimu 11 дней назад +37

      ....and they never mention the three payouts or payees....just whining nonstop?.... well some ears will hear....even above their noise!

    • @eriksparks9179
      @eriksparks9179 11 дней назад +1

      * Faux "News"

    • @AspenTruth
      @AspenTruth 11 дней назад +17

      @@DARK_KATACLYSMriiiight…

  • @zacg_
    @zacg_ 11 дней назад +685

    The more I hear about this Trump fella the more I don't like him.

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo 11 дней назад +47

      I suspect that will happen to the jury, too...

    • @user-wj6yb7qy3o
      @user-wj6yb7qy3o 11 дней назад +1

      I like him

    • @RubbishFPS
      @RubbishFPS 11 дней назад

      @@user-wj6yb7qy3o Severe brain damage is a hell of a thing to keep living with. Were all very proud of you.

    • @melissaburris7606
      @melissaburris7606 11 дней назад

      Nobody close to Trump likes him, lol, they just use him for their own gain, including his children!

    • @TheOfficialTarynTots
      @TheOfficialTarynTots 11 дней назад +63

      ​@@user-wj6yb7qy3oYou should get up to the courthouse and show your support. It sounds like he could use it.

  • @TheWorld_2099
    @TheWorld_2099 10 дней назад +83

    The librarian segment brought me to tears….
    I can’t believe how we are treating one of our most beautiful institutions, and the people that work there.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 8 дней назад +4

      *BREAKING NEWS*
      The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one.
      _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_

    • @TheWorld_2099
      @TheWorld_2099 8 дней назад +3

      @@paradisepipeco bwahaha…!
      I’m sure the walls will be lined with fake bibles

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 8 дней назад +2

      @@TheWorld_2099 Indeed. I love my new King Trump Version of the Bible, with its fine two Corinthian leather covers made of 100% genuine Beijing cardboard.

    • @TheWorld_2099
      @TheWorld_2099 8 дней назад +1

      @@paradisepipeco baaaaa..!
      So true

    • @danielsneighborhood2050
      @danielsneighborhood2050 6 дней назад +1

      Thank you for making a decent quote. I can't stand reading what people are writing. The way they are treating people period. We all have issues, but ...

  • @filispirit
    @filispirit 10 дней назад +60

    "Al caporn", priceless Jimmy. Another one two punch. Trump for prison 2024. Throw his butt in jail for violating gag orders.

  • @calexprenas
    @calexprenas 11 дней назад +571

    “He can’t put two sentences together.”
    “Well you can, you’re about to put two prison sentences together.”
    Gold. Pure gold, Jimmy.

    • @tylerm0089
      @tylerm0089 11 дней назад +6

      thank God for these bozo crap stirrers, and their writers of course.

    • @easymoneysniper9013
      @easymoneysniper9013 11 дней назад +10

      He walked clean tf into thst one 😂😂

    • @wingman416
      @wingman416 11 дней назад +9

      My six year old son has battery operated hand warming gloves. They may be a little large for his tiny-fingers, but that insures that he will be able to sneak a few french fries in there.

    • @stevewise1656
      @stevewise1656 11 дней назад +14

      I wish Jimmy had shown Biden's speech today in Tampa ripping Trump and very coherently making fun of him.:)

    • @dawnsmith9596
      @dawnsmith9596 11 дней назад +18

      Agreed! LMAO!! Almost as good as "Isn't it past your jail time?"

  • @FireElement7
    @FireElement7 11 дней назад +637

    He has no idea how our laws work, nor is he willing to learn. I can't believe he was the president and could be again. Please vote 💙 America!

    • @EvilChiId
      @EvilChiId 11 дней назад +26

      Doesn't matter if he knows how they work or not if no one will punish him for his repeated daily wrongdoings.

    • @markstsggers2399
      @markstsggers2399 11 дней назад +38

      @@brezzyboy1animetva157Biden 2024

    • @RapperBC
      @RapperBC 11 дней назад +1

      TRUMP FOR PRISON 20-24 YEARS

    • @patriciapage2109
      @patriciapage2109 11 дней назад +37

      Chump for Prison 30+ years

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 11 дней назад

      ​​​@@brezzyboy1animetva157 Joe is still woke enough to defeat Putin/Trump again

  • @morganhill7711
    @morganhill7711 9 дней назад +89

    To all librarians, you are FANTASTIC people. Thank you!

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 8 дней назад +6

      *BREAKING NEWS*
      The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one.
      _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_

    • @MrPotsy81
      @MrPotsy81 7 дней назад +3

      @@paradisepipeco 😆

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 7 дней назад +3

      @@MrPotsy81 Ever since our _Beloved Orange Bulbous Bloviating Balloon Animal Blimp of Balderdash_ found out that a vegetarian eats vegetables, he won't go near a humanitarian.
      And when _Benito D'Cheeto, the King of Velveeta_ needed a password eight characters long, he picked: _"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"._

    • @desperatedave3573
      @desperatedave3573 6 дней назад +4

      AWESOME LIBRARIAN BIT!

    • @morganhill7711
      @morganhill7711 5 дней назад +2

      @@paradisepipeco OMFG! My wife and I are STILL laughing! 10,000 up votes for YOU! That's the best I've heard in a month. Probably all year, so far.

  • @karenprice4163
    @karenprice4163 10 дней назад +13

    The “ bigly” crowd of Frump fans couldn’t get through because his family was filling the road, blocking the court steps, so anxious to get in to support him!
    It’s amazing, the likes of which has never happened before.

  • @Emy53
    @Emy53 11 дней назад +739

    He has a lot of nerve calling Biden sleepy Joe.

  • @kdee8166
    @kdee8166 11 дней назад +347

    Imagine, a defendant charged with committing crimes actually has to sit in court! Whatever next.

    • @theblade9024
      @theblade9024 10 дней назад +4

      Has there ever been a criminal who not complained they are picking on me. Chill out Donnie! Oh sounds like has been. Too cold? Maybe the lizard people thing is real.

    • @ErLeuchten
      @ErLeuchten 10 дней назад +3

      hold on a second, how is that possible? trump just posted he is not allowed to defend himself but you are saying hours before he was in court to defend himself in person? those sleeping rumors starting to make sense :)

    • @noelleonard2498
      @noelleonard2498 7 дней назад +1

      And they are still trying to figure out where the crime was 😁

  • @angelabobanna7774
    @angelabobanna7774 10 дней назад +44

    Every accusation is a CONFESSION

    • @JM-wn1gr
      @JM-wn1gr День назад

      Wow, your reasoning is profound😂😂😂

  • @magdamarakovits5743
    @magdamarakovits5743 10 дней назад +13

    Brilliant monologue!!! Absolutely brilliant!!!

  • @henrynewton8809
    @henrynewton8809 11 дней назад +1068

    If he thinks the courtroom is cold, wait 'til he has to crap on a stainless steel toilet!

    • @elvinn9434
      @elvinn9434 11 дней назад +46

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @carrot595
      @carrot595 11 дней назад +47

      or inside an orange suit !!

    • @mcemtpockets1775
      @mcemtpockets1775 11 дней назад +15

      ​​@@carrot595Camoflauge....u kkkkaint c him😊

    • @iolawilliams5756
      @iolawilliams5756 11 дней назад +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Jimbo-et5jb
      @Jimbo-et5jb 11 дней назад +17

      Henry you made that sound way worse than I imagined. Damn brotha that’s some cold sh%t.

  • @moose99moose
    @moose99moose 11 дней назад +321

    If you don’t want to face a NYC jury, maybe don’t commit crimes in NYC 🤷

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 10 дней назад +2

      These crimes happened 20 years ago in California. However, we got tricked into electing a criminal to the most powerful position in the world.

    • @dawnsmith9596
      @dawnsmith9596 10 дней назад +6

      @@jamesturner2126 Wait, you mean there are crimes he committed 20 years ago, too? Jaysus!

    • @This_tub
      @This_tub 10 дней назад +3

      Except there is no crime being commited. We all know it is political prosecution

    • @dawnsmith9596
      @dawnsmith9596 10 дней назад

      @@This_tub You are correct, no "crime" - there were many crimes committed. 34 to be specific. You either support America's rule of law or you are a traitor to America.

    • @lesleymaner2851
      @lesleymaner2851 10 дней назад +4

      @@This_tubwe?

  • @c.p.507
    @c.p.507 9 дней назад +5

    THANK YOU JIMMY KIMMEL - We really need your voice and many, many more like it. You are being a blessing and a help to our entire country. Thank you.

  • @angiealexis3093
    @angiealexis3093 10 дней назад +8

    His lawyer just looked at him while thinking "Please shut up, you are making my job more difficult!" 😂🤣😂

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 11 дней назад +521

    "Al Caporn". "He can't put two sentences together. Yes he can...two prison sentences!"🤣

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 11 дней назад +24

      lol 😆 perfect

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo 11 дней назад +26

      Yes! Along with "Don Pornleone", "Groper Cleveland", and I'm not even halfway through the video! 😅

    • @briansanford1721
      @briansanford1721 11 дней назад +17

      Correcto-mondo!! I luv it! I wonder if trumpy would prefer a nice 'warm' courtroom in say, Moscow?!? The perp is just what Mr. De Niro said: "..so f-ing stupid" 🤨

    • @susanpeck530
      @susanpeck530 11 дней назад +9

      Hilarious!

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 11 дней назад +12

      ​@@briansanford1721
      Strait jackets are warm.

  • @Ari-pw6nu
    @Ari-pw6nu 11 дней назад +450

    Keep it up Jimmy. You're getting under his orange skin and it's driving him crazier. Good job!

    • @jonathanconnor7920
      @jonathanconnor7920 11 дней назад +15

      He's still all worked up over Jimmy roasting him at the academy awards, about six weeks ago. Donald is easily the most thin-skinned president in US history.

    • @michaelbraum77
      @michaelbraum77 11 дней назад +6

      A "crazier trump?" I hought might need to call my shrink!!!

    • @michaelbraum77
      @michaelbraum77 11 дней назад +3

      In case you're wondering what the hell I was saying, yes, I had a gummy and it's kicking in!!!

    • @Ari-pw6nu
      @Ari-pw6nu 11 дней назад +1

      Elanzio Camacho in 3D.

    • @JeanGillespie-fp7rs
      @JeanGillespie-fp7rs 7 дней назад +1

      A pkeasure to see.....😂😂😂

  • @markrickel1632
    @markrickel1632 9 дней назад +17

    Two prison sentences together was the joke of the week.

  • @stevenames9056
    @stevenames9056 11 дней назад +925

    I never knew how cathartic it would feel to hear a librarian say, "Shut the f up!"

    • @TheEmaile
      @TheEmaile 11 дней назад +81

      “Shhhhhhhhhut the f up!” That was great.

    • @Randi-qz7qd
      @Randi-qz7qd 10 дней назад

      No former or sitting president has ever done anything like DT has done. No president has ever gone to jail. Nixon was probably the closest, he was smart enough to resign and shut up in retirement. Trump continues to lie, disregard the courts rules, yes all courts have rules for court procedures and everyone that doesn't abided is fined, detained (jailed). The judge is one new ground and is going out of his way to finish this mess. Trump is making a fool of him self, his.attorneys, and the justice system. He sincerely believes only his way is the right way. FYI all courts are cold to keep people awake when listening to some needed but boring evidence.

    • @librvr
      @librvr 10 дней назад +48

      As I librarian, I do say it, but not a work. Shhhhhh works.

    • @1craley878
      @1craley878 10 дней назад +25

      This was so funny and so true, don’t block knowledge, don’t ban education.

    • @barbarahoffman8387
      @barbarahoffman8387 10 дней назад

      ​@librvĵĵ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ķuu.r

  • @anitaevans5361
    @anitaevans5361 11 дней назад +1224

    The courtroom is kept cold cos of his stench. If the heat is turned up, that waft will get unbearable.

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 11 дней назад +57

      I bet you are right.😂

    • @marylyn3081
      @marylyn3081 11 дней назад +27

      It is an old courthouse for criminal trials. I am sure that it's very hard to keep warm.

    • @timhogle4880
      @timhogle4880 11 дней назад +54

      Stinky Don

    • @JaniceRogers-pq2cm
      @JaniceRogers-pq2cm 11 дней назад +23

      I found a car freshie with trumps name across the front. I laughed to myself cause I was surrounded.

    • @connietimmons742
      @connietimmons742 11 дней назад +42

      Did he have gas or a dirty diaper? Just wondering.

  • @walkeriam7
    @walkeriam7 10 дней назад +6

    He should start convincing them now if he wants his supporters to break him out of jail.

  • @ArchDrake
    @ArchDrake 9 дней назад +6

    As a librarian (in Singapore), I salute the message!

  • @UncleLance67
    @UncleLance67 11 дней назад +384

    Maybe if he had PAID HIS TAXES the State would have had a little extra money to add HVAC to courtrooms.

    • @stevenmoore3480
      @stevenmoore3480 11 дней назад +7

      Yes, but our problem is they cannot think that far.

    • @barrydunn682
      @barrydunn682 10 дней назад +10

      Nah - he'd be asleep the whole day if it was warm in there. And then how would Fox News be able to lie about it?

    • @almar2957
      @almar2957 10 дней назад +7

      Actually, can you imagen how much more stinky a hot Courtroom would be?

    • @dangroat4438
      @dangroat4438 10 дней назад +4

      LMAO...No Trump and his smell would have broken that HVAC system but he would take credit for more jobs being created because of it.

    • @jla6558
      @jla6558 10 дней назад +1

      @@almar2957 He often acts like he thinks he is hot sh-lit...

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 11 дней назад +329

    Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial 11 дней назад +7

      He just creates battle fronts especially for journalists, right out of the manual of how to create a cult of personality an oxymoron but it works but not forever

    • @jeepliving1
      @jeepliving1 10 дней назад +11

      MAGA will want to ban Voltaire now.

    • @rochellestarr9538
      @rochellestarr9538 10 дней назад

      ANYONE WHO THINKS MAGA IS DUPED INTO BEING ALL THAT MAGA IS....has been duped by Maga!

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 10 дней назад

      That's what Trump and his sponsors are going for. "Put us back in power to continue our profitable grift, or else!"

    • @JeanGillespie-fp7rs
      @JeanGillespie-fp7rs 7 дней назад +1

      Never so true!!!

  • @Jean-qu1qw
    @Jean-qu1qw 10 дней назад +6

    Why is he allowed to have a CELL phone let alone "tweet" in the middle of a criminal trial...wtf

  • @joycepriest5949
    @joycepriest5949 9 дней назад +4

    They’re holding me hostage in a cold court room . 😂😂😂 !!!

  • @leanneheinemann3862
    @leanneheinemann3862 11 дней назад +159

    If he can’t keep his mouth shut, why doesn’t the judge charge him with contempt of court, and lock him up?

    • @TerlinguaTalkeetna
      @TerlinguaTalkeetna 10 дней назад

      Because that's what Trumo wants. To be a martyr ex-president. It's a complicated business sadly, justice in America as well as much of the rest of the world.

    • @marylarson2830
      @marylarson2830 10 дней назад +2

      An overnight in jail might do wonders. Also it would give him a preview of coming attractions!!!

    • @mamiemartinson4649
      @mamiemartinson4649 10 дней назад +3

      Secret Service is making plans to handle it when it happens.

    • @vickilawrence7207
      @vickilawrence7207 10 дней назад +2

      No kidding! I think it’s bc they don’t want to deal with the possible repercussions from his ignorant fan base so it’s easier to just try to keep him from going too far and getting on with the case at hand!

  • @muzvid
    @muzvid 11 дней назад +204

    Three cheers for America's librarians!!

    • @jackryder-sw9rk
      @jackryder-sw9rk 11 дней назад

      Yup, They tried banning books and burning book in Germany in the 30's. Didn't end well.

  • @WeWander2
    @WeWander2 10 дней назад +12

    Love you Jimmy. The Right should be ashamed and I'm personally holding them accountable forever.
    Losers

  • @mikemiller6628
    @mikemiller6628 10 дней назад +6

    These judges threaten with gag orders then dont back it up ,it hurts their creditability

  • @susiesaalwaechter3947
    @susiesaalwaechter3947 11 дней назад +939

    Remember, that book bans occur at the local level. This is why it's absolutely critical that we all vote in every single election no matter how small. These local governments must be flipped Blue to prevent losing these freedoms.

    • @kconway2263
      @kconway2263 11 дней назад

      And research your nonpartisan candidates. If you dig, you can usually suss out what they are. Nonpartisan races seem a bit like a way to pull something over on us since most don’t have or take the time to do their homework.

    • @alisonponce8337
      @alisonponce8337 11 дней назад

      Try living in a Trump community that no longer votes for local Democrats. Then add in voter intimidation.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial 11 дней назад +41

      start small elections and go big, and do all in between!

    • @theemmjay5130
      @theemmjay5130 11 дней назад +72

      "Where they burn books, they will, in the end, burn people."

    • @jmac5937
      @jmac5937 11 дней назад

      Polls suggest there's no way that's happening. Trump will win in 2024....hence these meaningless trials from the deep state.

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 11 дней назад +371

    "I am Trump, hear me whine."

    • @DR.Poncho-dx4zr
      @DR.Poncho-dx4zr 11 дней назад +14

      Bigly

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel 11 дней назад +5

      This !

    • @tisurmaster
      @tisurmaster 11 дней назад +6

      since 2020

    • @benjaminharrison1391
      @benjaminharrison1391 11 дней назад +3

      🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂

    • @ElSantoLuchador
      @ElSantoLuchador 11 дней назад +6

      He's playing victim and it plays well on right wing media. I think he knows he's good and fkd, and trying to discredit the entire process is all he has left. I think his whining is performative.

  • @snazzybean
    @snazzybean 10 дней назад +18

    That librarian bit needs to be a campaign ad.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 8 дней назад +1

      *BREAKING NEWS*
      The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one.
      _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_

    • @snazzybean
      @snazzybean 8 дней назад +1

      @@paradisepipeco 🤣🤣🤣

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco 8 дней назад +1

      @@snazzybean Ever since Trump found out that a vegetarian eats vegetables, he won't go near a humanitarian. And when he needed a password eight characters long, Trump picked: _"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"._

  • @TinaReutin
    @TinaReutin 10 дней назад +4

    I had to cry / laugh at the ad paid for by Librarians against People against Librarians. Those librarians were awesome!

  • @Danin4985
    @Danin4985 11 дней назад +312

    If the courtroom is cold, imagine what a 8x8 cell would feel like.

    • @lynnestamey7272
      @lynnestamey7272 11 дней назад +14

      Yes, he's going to go crazy. It's not going to take too long. I'd say a week max. It will be good for him, build some character, so to speak!

    • @mfcabrini
      @mfcabrini 11 дней назад +6

      Unless the cell is in TX with no A/C. A body cooks at 134 degrees F.

    • @Chiungalla79
      @Chiungalla79 11 дней назад +1

      ​@@lynnestamey7272
      He IS crazy.

    • @Mantarr1
      @Mantarr1 11 дней назад

      He won't be cold with Bubba cuddling up to him

  • @edwardrichardson7076
    @edwardrichardson7076 11 дней назад +192

    Newt Gingrich lies and lies and lies.

    • @Tsimy876
      @Tsimy876 10 дней назад

      Gingrich is directly and provably responsible for the beginning of the severe partisanship and the cold civil war this country now finds itself in. At least he is now largely irrelevant.

    • @Dee038
      @Dee038 10 дней назад

      He’s the Enemy of the State

    • @ritatownsend7408
      @ritatownsend7408 10 дней назад +12

      He does. I honestly thought he had died. Imagine my horror when this jack*** came back on the scene.

    • @Collageartist69
      @Collageartist69 10 дней назад +6

      Who would name a child, Newt? The name suits him.

    • @KiloMintoni-kg4kn
      @KiloMintoni-kg4kn 10 дней назад +3

      With impunity!

  • @natasha6752
    @natasha6752 10 дней назад +3

    They won’t put him in jail for violating the gag order. 🤦‍♀️

    • @yvonnekeen1830
      @yvonnekeen1830 2 дня назад

      Why doea he have to make a statement each day after court? too much of him!!

  • @jeffreym.8957
    @jeffreym.8957 10 дней назад +4

    The Library bit was funny - but very, very sad. The USA has lost her way.
    Putting two sentences together? Comedy Gold.

  • @bobleroy1924
    @bobleroy1924 11 дней назад +445

    Trump is so far from a religious father figure

    • @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.
      @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty. 11 дней назад +15

      He kissed the daughter on the lips

    • @wgooetrik
      @wgooetrik 11 дней назад +24

      He said he would be dating his daughter if he wasn't related. ​@@KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 11 дней назад +10

      @wgooetrik
      That he thinks she'd date him is peak delusion.

    • @HansDelbruck53
      @HansDelbruck53 11 дней назад +10

      Not a father figure, but he has often been called a mother......

    • @debraderoos5225
      @debraderoos5225 11 дней назад

      not according to the white nationalist evangelical Christians , who think Jesus is for white people

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi 11 дней назад +242

    I live in a retirement community and I am one of the youngest ones here. A lot of older people can be real jerks. President Biden is not one of them and I love that about him.
    Mr trump and his maggots are.
    I love librarians. 💙🇺🇸

    • @lovelyskull3483
      @lovelyskull3483 11 дней назад +8

      This post says so much about you and I like it. You sound wonderful.

    • @Sandi-ke9mi
      @Sandi-ke9mi 11 дней назад +6

      @@lovelyskull3483 You made my day❣️ I would read books with you any day and we can talk about our favorite librarians. 🥰💕💙🇺🇸

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial 11 дней назад +7

      they can shush me anytime

    • @Sandi-ke9mi
      @Sandi-ke9mi 10 дней назад +2

      @@chiguireespacialespecial Maxine, the librarian in my home town, was the best shusher ever. We loved her so much. We would do anything she said. 🥰😉🙌🏻🤫🤐💕

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 10 дней назад +1

      I'm one of the oldest, and the residents here hate Trump. We've all told our kids, vote for Biden or I move in with you when I have my SSI cut and Medicare eliminated by Repubs.

  • @nicolerobinson8787
    @nicolerobinson8787 8 дней назад +4

    As a librarian, I approve of the librarians' message!

  • @catherinenorko7005
    @catherinenorko7005 8 дней назад +3

    Thank you for that shout out to librarians!!!! ❤ We are seriously not the enemy.

  • @wmsonrn08
    @wmsonrn08 11 дней назад +238

    "Two prison sentences together"
    Chefs kiss.

    • @samuelmarquez3757
      @samuelmarquez3757 11 дней назад +10

      It was savage and beautiful at once 😢

    • @lilianevanbel3123
      @lilianevanbel3123 11 дней назад +6

      Indeed!❤

    • @LizMason-girvan
      @LizMason-girvan 10 дней назад +1

      ​@@samuelmarquez3757a bit like "Gettysburg, Wow" - DJT, April 2024.

    • @macred
      @macred 10 дней назад +1

      😂🤣😂😅

    • @Tsimy876
      @Tsimy876 10 дней назад +4

      Well, it IS past his jail time, after all. Two Kimmel Klassics! Lol

  • @bcatblues725
    @bcatblues725 11 дней назад +107

    😂. Absolutely love you Jimmy Kimmel. You’re tearing him a new one and it’s great. 👍💙

  • @cculler52
    @cculler52 10 дней назад +4

    Loved the library public service announcement

  • @evermoreart
    @evermoreart 10 дней назад +9

    As a lifetime patron of the Chicago Public Library, I swear I never knew the re-shelf cart was for us to put books on. I thought it was for Librarians who were in the middle of reshelving books. I didn't even know I could take a book off of that cart! I now mostly use CPL online and Hoopla and Overdrive.📚+⌨️=🥰 Shout out to the Harold Washington Library and the Winter Room! 📖🌿❄️

  • @therealjetlag
    @therealjetlag 11 дней назад +289

    I'm getting mighty tired of "The Party of Personal Responsibility" telling me that personal responsibility doesn't apply to them.

    • @RoadCaptainEntertain
      @RoadCaptainEntertain 10 дней назад +14

      They expect everyone else to live up to the highest moral and ethical standards.
      Standards which they themselves cannot achieve.

    • @Luked0g440
      @Luked0g440 10 дней назад

      Say hello to hypocrisy. Welcome to Republican America.

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 10 дней назад +20

      Their mantra: Rules for Thee, but not for Me!

    • @mamiemartinson4649
      @mamiemartinson4649 10 дней назад +4

      White Rights for Rich People Only is the working title of tRUMP's new book, WR4RPO for short.

    • @merriebrown4089
      @merriebrown4089 10 дней назад +1

      ... and don't forget the party of family values 😂😂😂😂

  • @Jamie_D
    @Jamie_D 11 дней назад +155

    It would be so hilarious if 1 day no reporters showed up for his scheduled lies (speech) after each day , or only CNN 🤣

    • @bunyipdragon9499
      @bunyipdragon9499 11 дней назад +21

      I keep hoping. They'd also save money because they can just replay any clip from any other day and no-one would notice, it's always the same suit and words 😂😂

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 11 дней назад +7

      That would be great!

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 11 дней назад +15

      I hate that he gets so much airtime

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 11 дней назад +4

      That would be great! Love his little cage playpen though. Maybe they should leave a bottle and blankie in there?

    • @ColorMeConfused29
      @ColorMeConfused29 11 дней назад +5

      I want to know why he gets to have a mini press conference every day in the lobby of the court building. It's COURT, not Trump Tower.

  • @Lesterluwu
    @Lesterluwu 10 дней назад +3

    Thank you Jimmy for the fabulous piece by Librarians. More power to them.

  • @brettr64
    @brettr64 10 дней назад +4

    How come NO other president has had these issues?

  • @NiteMoves2010
    @NiteMoves2010 8 дней назад +3

    When I was last in a court room during a trial, we were not allowed to be using our phones. Bailiff informed us before the Judge came in. Phone/texting etc should not be allowed in the court.

  • @citiboikidd6372
    @citiboikidd6372 11 дней назад +602

    I can NEVER understand how anyone can support a candidate who spews nicknames like a 5th grader 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

    • @kcufelgoog3225
      @kcufelgoog3225 11 дней назад +74

      People with 3rd grade minds support him

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 11 дней назад +44

      And too lazy to come up with new ones like he used to. "Crooked Hillary" and now "Crooked Joe"? So embarrassing.

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 11 дней назад +11

      One of many obvious KO criteria 🤷‍♂️

    • @Bugplanet8840
      @Bugplanet8840 11 дней назад +27

      People who lost a game of (are you smarter than a fifth Grader with your host Jeff Foxworthy!)

    • @amandainsa1048
      @amandainsa1048 11 дней назад +59

      I work with 5th graders. They are MUCH more intelligent and mature than Trump. They are also very kind. Honestly, not one of them has ever behaved that way. (Not when I'm around, anyway.)

  • @fakemanburger
    @fakemanburger 11 дней назад +202

    trump just doesnt know when not to speak

    • @NadynemAlamo
      @NadynemAlamo 11 дней назад +8

      And when they tell him to, he has no idea what he's talking about!

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 11 дней назад +4

      He never knows.

    • @sandyd3686
      @sandyd3686 11 дней назад +5

      INCAPABLE 😁😮

    • @theemmjay5130
      @theemmjay5130 11 дней назад +4

      I was going to say, "Or when not to lie," but then I realized that for him, the two are the same thing.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial 11 дней назад +1

      you have been rolling times people of the year magazine all wrong

  • @eclectickimmer
    @eclectickimmer 10 дней назад +1

    Get 'em, Jimmy.
    Lock him up!
    Lock him up!
    Lock him up!

  • @michaeloflynn8548
    @michaeloflynn8548 10 дней назад +5

    Bring on two prison sentences….accountability suggests 4 or more

  • @hayleyferguson3346
    @hayleyferguson3346 11 дней назад +116

    Let's all send tiny mittens to the courthouse 😄😄😄

    • @bettyjones113
      @bettyjones113 11 дней назад +10

      Let’s instead buy mittens for homeless and cover the cold children and find homes and food.

    • @AlonsoPuente-si6rs
      @AlonsoPuente-si6rs 11 дней назад +2

      Omg that would be funny. I'm in let's do it...😂😂

    • @AlonsoPuente-si6rs
      @AlonsoPuente-si6rs 11 дней назад +9

      @bettyjones113 let's do both n we all happy 😂😂😂

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 11 дней назад +6

      Bernie should send him a pair.

    • @theoriginalCoCoSmith
      @theoriginalCoCoSmith 11 дней назад

      😂😂😂😂😂 kitten. Mittens

  • @allandalegibson1194
    @allandalegibson1194 11 дней назад +87

    Injecting disinfectant line never gets old.

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 11 дней назад +6

      Happy bleach day America.

  • @DanieltheTruebadour
    @DanieltheTruebadour 10 дней назад +3

    The Librarians sketch was effin' brilliant!

  • @amyseymour1183
    @amyseymour1183 10 дней назад +2

    Hilarious line…putting two sentences together…love your humor Jimmy!!

  • @housequakeb6866
    @housequakeb6866 11 дней назад +253

    Lock him up

    • @n_mckean
      @n_mckean 11 дней назад +2

      You sound as bad as Trump. How about trial and conviction first.... democracy.

    • @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.
      @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty. 11 дней назад +5

      @@n_mckean nope.

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 11 дней назад +3

      @@n_mckean christian nationalism isnt protected.

    • @n_mckean
      @n_mckean 11 дней назад

      When America lets the government lock people up without due process, imagine just what Republicans will do with that. No thanks.

    • @wgooetrik
      @wgooetrik 11 дней назад

      ​@@maybeisalwaysgoodYou're

  • @TheI3lacky
    @TheI3lacky 11 дней назад +79

    As a European i dont know if its scary or sad that the Republican Party has only this Clown to offer... whats wrong with America?

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial 11 дней назад +8

      don´t forget the adderral

    • @TheI3lacky
      @TheI3lacky 11 дней назад +6

      Thanks for making my point.

    • @markberman8958
      @markberman8958 10 дней назад

      R elections R trigged. That’s why we get to “choose” between Riden and Rump.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial 10 дней назад

      @@markberman8958 you Jackal!

    • @triacatz7139
      @triacatz7139 10 дней назад +1

      wow look at European history b4 you start wondering about America!

  • @TrumpsFeverDream
    @TrumpsFeverDream 10 дней назад +3

    12:36 Librarian segment is amazing

  • @user-vz6yr9ry4u
    @user-vz6yr9ry4u 10 дней назад +2

    Wow honey you can keep it up.😅 I love your massive coverage of this trial outside the court house. You make my brain and heart happy.

  • @canpin
    @canpin 11 дней назад +158

    Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

  • @MaitriNancyLivingCoCreatively
    @MaitriNancyLivingCoCreatively 11 дней назад +218

    Poor baby. Lock him up. Pecker just as bad. Keep at it Jimmy.💙

    • @MichealHallowell
      @MichealHallowell 11 дней назад +1

      I respect Pecker immensely for standing up against Trump. Too few people do.

  • @ramonar6180
    @ramonar6180 10 дней назад +2

    Thumb's up for librarians❣️👍

  • @gstark32
    @gstark32 10 дней назад +1

    I'm not a librarian. I support this ad, and hope that ABC supports it too. So please add this add to couple of episodes. Thank you for reminding us all👍👍👍🙂

  • @titusrider7948
    @titusrider7948 10 дней назад +110

    "You're about to put two prison sentences together " That's hilarious 😅😅😅

  • @brendam780
    @brendam780 11 дней назад +359

    It is hilarious watching trump walking around with his picture book that his staff made for him.

    • @Blakblooded
      @Blakblooded 11 дней назад +34

      I wonder if the woman that made the picture book hangs out with the guy who walked behind trump on the golf course showing him nice tweets and news articles about him?

    • @dianevohwinkel2927
      @dianevohwinkel2927 11 дней назад +13

      Haaaahaaaa! A picture book

    • @s.d.c5513
      @s.d.c5513 11 дней назад +19

      It's still a better bedside book for his cell than his beloved first edition collection of Hitlers speeches... 🤷‍♂️

    • @honesttruth8064
      @honesttruth8064 11 дней назад +8

      You know .. when rich and stupidity rules.... U can do whatever you want!?!?!!!!!!!!! Insanity.

    • @brendam780
      @brendam780 11 дней назад +3

      @@Blakblooded hahahaha

  • @TheDottiep
    @TheDottiep 10 дней назад +2

    I'm a librarian and that was awesome. Thank you!

  • @Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night
    @Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night 11 дней назад +85

    “You’re about to put two prison sentences together!” ~Jimmy Kimmel
    You’re killing me🤣

    • @AUTOPSY666
      @AUTOPSY666 11 дней назад +1

      3:44

    • @concordep2504
      @concordep2504 11 дней назад +1

      😅😅😅😅😅🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 Jimmy can really cheer me up everyday with his teasing of Trump alone, you know it’s getting under Trumps skin.

  • @jorgecollado6948
    @jorgecollado6948 11 дней назад +162

    Blue wave! Vote blue!

  • @michaelkirk9870
    @michaelkirk9870 10 дней назад +3

    Excellent. As always, Jimmy hitting it out of the park … again!

  • @budroberts5929
    @budroberts5929 9 дней назад +2

    Thumbs up for librarians nationwide. I will trust any librarian with my grandchildren, any public librarian in North America, any public school librarian in North America and Western and Northern Europe. I will not stand for any censorship.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 11 дней назад +101

    They aren't swarming to the trial because they've learned their lesson from Jan 6.
    Not the lesson we want them to learn, though.
    What they've learned is not to put themselves on camera. They are still scheming, planning, and actively setting their plans in motion. They've just learned not to mindlessly advertise it, because they know every face on video will be filed for later use when they try to take over again. Reddit and the message boards are full of threads explaining the long term strategy.
    Don't get complacent.

    • @sue7734
      @sue7734 11 дней назад +15

      Forward the Reddit posts to the FBI and DHS.

    • @geoffgunn9673
      @geoffgunn9673 11 дней назад +4

      Given the law of averages, you should at least have a percentage of them there, unless the few dozen are the percentage and their numbers are that low?

    • @outtakontroll3334
      @outtakontroll3334 11 дней назад +5

      they always have been, message. just trump has brought them out from under their rocks

    • @candywilson6908
      @candywilson6908 11 дней назад +7

      I read two more J6ers were sentenced to two and three year jail sentences today.

    • @Darknamja
      @Darknamja 11 дней назад +6

      Most of his supporters are working class and still have to pay the bills by going to work and don't have time to loiter in front of the courthouse. 🤨

  • @luisaraujo4708
    @luisaraujo4708 11 дней назад +469

    With Trump’s penchant for disrespecting everyone involved in his legal cases, how has he not been found in contempt of court? HOW??

    • @BairMendoza
      @BairMendoza 11 дней назад +8

      Really? 😂

    • @nevillehoward8736
      @nevillehoward8736 11 дней назад +23

      Because Trump will use that as fuel. So Contempt punishment is being held back.

    • @VaushFan
      @VaushFan 11 дней назад +30

      2 tier justice system. He has committed every crime and every sin and has never been in a jail cell yet

    • @JohnWinchester3567
      @JohnWinchester3567 11 дней назад

      Legal cases? How about anyone he's ever met.

    • @lprofessor9948
      @lprofessor9948 11 дней назад +10

      The judge feels sorry for us.. the judge is trying to keep peace.. who knows what plans trump has in the works with people who are not well.

  • @katievaughn9091
    @katievaughn9091 10 дней назад +2

    They better not put the heat on in that courtroom because the poop and fart smells will shut the proceedings down.

  • @mollybeebee
    @mollybeebee 9 дней назад +1

    The librarian clip genuinely made me cry

  • @sonsaraeronnow4404
    @sonsaraeronnow4404 11 дней назад +261

    We live in Florida and are proudly voting for BIDEN HARRIS 🎉

    • @GraciaRegas
      @GraciaRegas 10 дней назад +15

      Me too

    • @Flies2FLL
      @Flies2FLL 10 дней назад +12

      +1!

    • @RobertLangdonCapeCanaveral
      @RobertLangdonCapeCanaveral 10 дней назад +16

      Me too!!! BIDEN-HARRIS ✌

    • @ChaosTheoriesLux
      @ChaosTheoriesLux 10 дней назад +12

      I used to live there. But it got scary and I moved to a very blue state. My family is still voting Bien in FL, though.

    • @normaeason8734
      @normaeason8734 10 дней назад +13

      Thank you for not voting for TRUMP!

  • @user-yu2zx4cg8h
    @user-yu2zx4cg8h 11 дней назад +163

    Civil Rights workers? Are you kidding! Good grief!🙄

    • @generalputnam2990
      @generalputnam2990 11 дней назад +12

      Gingrich was so awful he was drummed out of his own party.

    • @thaliahall4599
      @thaliahall4599 11 дней назад +13

      Gingrich was always a creep, even too creepy for his own Party, similar to Trump😯

    • @rochellestarr9538
      @rochellestarr9538 10 дней назад +4

      He couldnt get the rights from the KLAN to autograph white hoods

  • @CaptPeon
    @CaptPeon 10 дней назад +1

    That phone book set has been waiting 20 years for its time to shine. Well done, phone book. Well done. 👏

  • @go2cloudbase
    @go2cloudbase 10 дней назад +2

    The writing is just genius.

  • @jacobgood4842
    @jacobgood4842 11 дней назад +245

    I prefer my presidents who don’t violate their gag order just to get another and another one which only leads to more crying about pointless stuff

    • @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.
      @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty. 11 дней назад +11

      He will be in jail with dereck chauvin

    • @jamessimpson5634
      @jamessimpson5634 11 дней назад +13

      He will never run out of funds as long as thousands of stupid people keep sending him money. I doubt he’s paid a penny of his own money for any of this. If he has a special gift, it’s taking money from suckers and using it for his own benefit.

    • @emiilyjaane7
      @emiilyjaane7 11 дней назад +8

      He's never had money, He's been broke if you think about it 😂 it was all loans and other people's money, Never his own. Starting with his dad's 😂

    • @MichealHallowell
      @MichealHallowell 11 дней назад

      @@jamessimpson5634 Donald has never been anything more than a grifter. Basically the Pinnacle of what the Republican party always was; they just adapted to his strats and never looked back.

    • @theemmjay5130
      @theemmjay5130 11 дней назад +1

      Personally, I like my Presidents to never need gag orders in the first place.

  • @14LP2
    @14LP2 11 дней назад +181

    How about 3 prison sentences?!

    • @karinwolf3645
      @karinwolf3645 11 дней назад +12

      4?? 🤔😆😆😆

    • @Bugplanet8840
      @Bugplanet8840 11 дней назад +6

      @@karinwolf36455?? 😏😉😜😂

    • @randibgood
      @randibgood 11 дней назад +3

      ​@@karinwolf3645
      At least!!!

  • @Avalanche_Mudder04
    @Avalanche_Mudder04 10 дней назад +7

    There was a missed opportunity to tie in Fahrenheit 451 to that librarian skit.

  • @jadepaulsen8456
    @jadepaulsen8456 9 дней назад +2

    The pi of trump is perfect. Looks like he was caught CRYING. Beautiful.

  • @forgeustiss6667
    @forgeustiss6667 11 дней назад +185

    I have a masters degree in library science. I am not a librarian but I love librarians. My favourite course was on censorship. Books and those who run libraries should be protected by the First Amendment.
    Those who are the accused in a criminal trial, who are harassing and intimidating witnesses, jurors and other judicial system participants, and getting their riot-happy lemmings to do the same, should not enjoy the same level of protected speech.
    Why is that so hard to understand?

  • @TheGringoViejo
    @TheGringoViejo 10 дней назад +242

    I loved your segment on Librarians. Much of my success in life I owe to librarians. I started a business to pay my way through college. The librarians aided me by directing me to trade journals and business planning for advertising and growth. I wound up growing the business and hiring 13 people to work for me. It was almost 50 years ago. I was paying my part times $10 per hour. I had zero turnover and was making a good living. I finished my degree, then got a second one. To all librarians "YOU ARE DEEPLY APPRECIATED"

    • @Celestial_Reach
      @Celestial_Reach 10 дней назад +13

      Ah, the opportunities we have. Amazing story, and great way to honor them.

    • @MarthaOprisko
      @MarthaOprisko 10 дней назад +4

      As a librarian, it warms my heart to read what you wrote, which is why Andrew Carnegie funded the building of so many libraries around the USA. His success was partially due to what he learned from information he found in a library.

  • @kristentindle3075
    @kristentindle3075 10 дней назад +2

    I love you and your writers Jimmy Kimmel

  • @TraderRobin
    @TraderRobin 10 дней назад +6

    I've been going to libraries for decades, and NOBODY had ever explained to me what a "Re-shelf Cart" was....
    ......until now!!

  • @kooale
    @kooale 10 дней назад +165

    Wow Kimmel & Co., twisting that knife for nearly ten consecutive minutes, keep up the lord’s work! Great piece on librarians! THANKS!

    • @galecoldwell-coldwellbanke5477
      @galecoldwell-coldwellbanke5477 10 дней назад +9

      Trumpty Dumpty makes it SO easy to make fun of him.

    • @R3Marine
      @R3Marine 10 дней назад

      You watch these Court Jesters? 😂
      What a wasted life.

    • @brianfergus839
      @brianfergus839 10 дней назад +2

      @@R3Marine ​​⁠ by contrast ignoring the video content and just coming to the comments section to troll is such a rewarding and positive life experience