MANY People Say Trump FARTS in Court and Privately Stews Over Jimmy & Guillermo Meets Madonna!

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  • Опубликовано: 21 апр 2024
  • Opening arguments began this morning in the People of the State of New York vs Donald Jeraldine Trump, he posted little bursts of lunacy on Truth Social in protest, his lawyers made it clear that they are going to continue to deny Trump had sex with Stormy Daniels, Trump is rumored to be farting in the courtroom but there’s no way to prove it so please don’t repost this video out of context with dumb captions like “The Shart of the Deal” or “Gassolini”, Donny has reportedly been stewing in private over everything from the look of his courtroom sketches to Jimmy making fun of him, New York Times reporter Susanne Craig wrote that Trump is STILL having trouble staying awake during the trial, we will hear testimony from his old friend David Pecker tomorrow, Taylor Swift’s album dropped over the weekend and Jimmy was confused about a bumper sticker he saw, and Guillermo went to Mexico City over the weekend as a special guest of Madonna who pulled him up on stage at her concert!
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  • @kelleywimberley
    @kelleywimberley 12 дней назад +588

    Now you know why those large men who come up to him calling him sir - have tears in their eyes!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 12 дней назад +23

      😅

    • @michel_michel
      @michel_michel 12 дней назад +15

      💨💨💨

    • @Cx8103
      @Cx8103 12 дней назад +25

      Best comment 🤣🤣

    • @sid7088
      @sid7088 12 дней назад +23

      Big man, strong man. He said Sir.........😂😂😂

    • @susanpeck530
      @susanpeck530 12 дней назад +9

      😂😂😅😊

  • @user-fj5qf7gt6n
    @user-fj5qf7gt6n 12 дней назад +872

    Nice to see Ben Meiselas making it on Kimmel, you go Ben!

  • @dc7468
    @dc7468 11 дней назад +48

    I was in a restaurant a year ago and Don jr. and Eric were seated at the table next to me. Both cut farts out loud all evening long. Must be a family thing where they blast gas non stop.

  • @easyduzit6118
    @easyduzit6118 11 дней назад +55

    He was literally breaking new wind as the first President ever to pass gas most uproariously while being tried for various felonies.

    • @alwilson3204
      @alwilson3204 9 дней назад

      The first POTUS ever to keep all his campaign promises. And Biden's first executive order is to shut down the oil pipeline and raise inflation! 🤒

  • @tmtm5595
    @tmtm5595 12 дней назад +249

    He's going to be pissed off with this one Jimmy! Ha ha ha..

    • @KrakenIsland64
      @KrakenIsland64 12 дней назад +27

      He won't be happy about that at all, according to Stormy he prefers to be pissed on!
      Who needs writers, Trumps life writes the jokes all by itself 😂

    • @user-bd1bj8gk6j
      @user-bd1bj8gk6j 12 дней назад +1

      Why does this comment sound like a threat lmao

  • @stevewarwick2103
    @stevewarwick2103 12 дней назад +316

    Trump sure knows the Fart of the deal! 😆

  • @isybee
    @isybee 11 дней назад +77

    After Noemi said, "Trump doesn't think he's better than anyone else." Or something along those lines, I absolutely lost it. I'm still crying from laughing so hard. OMG, I have not laughed that hard in years!

    • @levent8208
      @levent8208 11 дней назад +4

      😂😂

    • @sachadee.6104
      @sachadee.6104 9 дней назад +2

      I think she misspoke, or misquoted? It was supposed to be : Trump thinks he's better than anyone else. In the world. !".

    • @levent8208
      @levent8208 9 дней назад +1

      @@sachadee.6104 😅

    • @MrMatteNWk
      @MrMatteNWk 7 дней назад

      Her dog ate her speech. Which is odd because she murdered her dog many years before...

  • @SPQSpartacus
    @SPQSpartacus 10 дней назад +18

    We know he is obsessed and will watch. And he will be furious. He will stay awake Late into the Night, and even More sleepy in the courtroom.

  • @I_Am_Become_Light
    @I_Am_Become_Light 12 дней назад +1493

    It's way, way, way past his jail time.

    • @kekojones7641
      @kekojones7641 12 дней назад +31

      😂😂😂😂

    • @vedagower-my5wy
      @vedagower-my5wy 12 дней назад

      The courts are afraid to put Trump in jail because they are afraid of riots.
      VoteBLUE 💙

    • @tristanbenning8168
      @tristanbenning8168 12 дней назад

      Yea for the Biden Crime Family

    • @govindagovindaji4662
      @govindagovindaji4662 12 дней назад

      Guarantee you, it will NEVER, EVER happen. It is just like why they were unwilling to put Madoff's wrongdoings on trial of any kind. If they had, too many banks and big corporations would have had to testify to their own dereliction of duty. If Trump is convicted in this trial, which I also doubt, he will get a suspended sentence. Guaranteed.

    • @aldamakazumi
      @aldamakazumi 11 дней назад +23

      They are just letting him finish his movie: 'Fart and Furious'🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @oldman3319
    @oldman3319 12 дней назад +1282

    In Europe we don't understand that somebody who is indicted for so many cases, can still run for president?

    • @juliemissick4206
      @juliemissick4206 12 дней назад +315

      We don’t understand it either.

    • @lauraturner7048
      @lauraturner7048 12 дней назад +147

      There is no law saying he can’t. Unbelievable, right?

    • @oldman3319
      @oldman3319 12 дней назад +49

      @@lauraturner7048 suppose he will be convicted, what happens then? Can he still run?

    • @curiosdogg
      @curiosdogg 12 дней назад +62

      ​@oldman3319 unfortunately. The thought was that a person could be wrongly convicted by the opposing political side. Imagine Nevalny in Russia. Putin put him in prison for nothing. In America, that person can still run for President which in that case would be very fair. It was a good, original thought. It backfired horrendously, but the premise was sound.

    • @elimaurer9491
      @elimaurer9491 12 дней назад +45

      I've heard of a German politician who went to jail for 'Trouble Making' in 1921 and then on a separate case in 1924, was convicted and imprisoned changed with 'High Treason'.

  • @JoseGonzalez-pv6sy
    @JoseGonzalez-pv6sy 10 дней назад +19

    To see him with Madona is history in the making congratulations for this Jimmy, Guillermo nailed it

  • @mcdutchpatriot6763
    @mcdutchpatriot6763 11 дней назад +154

    Trrrrrumph 🤢 I am Dutch and I can’t wait to see behind bars 🔒

    • @susieroberts8175
      @susieroberts8175 10 дней назад +1

      Lekker!

    • @vjcodec
      @vjcodec 9 дней назад

      @@susieroberts8175double lekker!!

    • @VanessaNoname-lb2dc
      @VanessaNoname-lb2dc 7 дней назад +2

      Oh how impressive you're dutch! Wow can I have your autograph!

    • @noelleonard2498
      @noelleonard2498 7 дней назад

      Can't wait till Ukraine is part of Russia

    • @mcdutchpatriot6763
      @mcdutchpatriot6763 7 дней назад +3

      @@VanessaNoname-lb2dc hi Marjorie tailor Green, are you a little upset ?
      Don’t think Trump is popular outside your MAGA cloud

  • @crashburn3292
    @crashburn3292 12 дней назад +126

    Seeing Ben Meiselas on Kimmel is like watching the local neighborhood kid get instantly famous.

  • @rclausen
    @rclausen 12 дней назад +934

    Trump must be FUMING over this episode. Jimmy Kimmel and MeidasTouch - his two least favorite shows.🤣🤣
    💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

    • @johnhammond9962
      @johnhammond9962 12 дней назад +75

      From what I hear, there are plenty of fumes coming from him.

    • @rob9241
      @rob9241 12 дней назад +43

      Fuming nah he is living up to the English meaning of his name, fart.

    • @johnl6176
      @johnl6176 12 дней назад +56

      @@rob9241 As Jimmy said "We're in unsharted territory here", at least for the time being.

    • @teresatrigiani7838
      @teresatrigiani7838 12 дней назад +21

      @@johnhammond9962 from the diaper

    • @tinadiffee3900
      @tinadiffee3900 12 дней назад +14

      @@johnhammond9962HA!! You got it!!!

  • @cathyflorence8040
    @cathyflorence8040 10 дней назад +25

    Oh this is absolutely hysterical 🤣 😆 I don't know your laws, but if he was anywhere else in the world, I'm sure he'd be in jail!!! 😮😮

    • @JM-wn1gr
      @JM-wn1gr День назад

      Here in America, we believe and due justice even when there was a corrupt prosecutor and judge
      We don’t just jail, people specially when they’re innocent

    • @cathyflorence8040
      @cathyflorence8040 День назад

      @@JM-wn1gr oh I see, so he's innocent. 😊

  • @margaretcortes9809
    @margaretcortes9809 10 дней назад +19

    The problem is that he has already spoken about all those people. Now, he has to take whatever they dish out. They also have freedom of speech, and now they're going to use it without fear of retaliation.

  • @k.alicepritchett4638
    @k.alicepritchett4638 12 дней назад +311

    This is so funny!!!! Kimmel is a master at ridiculing Trump!!!! KEEP IT UP!!

    • @ln8116
      @ln8116 12 дней назад +6

      He is producing Fartaroma.

    • @Yahyia-cv3sx
      @Yahyia-cv3sx 12 дней назад +9

      Trump makes it so tempting to ridicule him. And it's necessary! To defend our nation, our freedoms, our impressionable youth!

  • @e.d.h5533
    @e.d.h5533 12 дней назад +308

    Before Trump, that courtroom was "unfarted" territory.

    • @J-CNick92106
      @J-CNick92106 12 дней назад +9

      Good one

    • @DennyToth-uf1bg
      @DennyToth-uf1bg 11 дней назад +10

      Let it rip

    • @debylove16
      @debylove16 11 дней назад +2

      Don’t leave me 😂😂😂

    • @mikibihon8826
      @mikibihon8826 11 дней назад +2

      Donnie denies he is a serial farter! Taking Ozempic as a side effect is flatulence and diarrhea.

    • @markedly1013
      @markedly1013 11 дней назад +3

      Good one! And now? Fart Attacks!

  • @Danceer-uz8kp
    @Danceer-uz8kp 10 дней назад +9

    So far, the judiciary, despite being law-abiding, clean and acting in good faith, have done everything they can to delay Trump's trials and have done everything they can to doubt and question the evidence, just so as not to give the impression of being biased.
    It remains to be hoped that this chivalry, fairness and decency will not ultimately turn into a boomerang.

  • @erikawindt529
    @erikawindt529 9 дней назад +8

    The “Gag” odor causes everyone in the Courtroom from Stinky’s Stench Everybody needs gasmasks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MeidasTouch
    @MeidasTouch 12 дней назад +122

    There’s a reason he says so many people approach him with tears in their eyes.

    • @MutethatBozo
      @MutethatBozo 12 дней назад +14

      Rock on, Meidas Mighty!🙂

    • @roserose8283
      @roserose8283 12 дней назад +4

      👍😆

    • @jeffreyh1778
      @jeffreyh1778 12 дней назад +6

      Yooooo Ben! You made it to Jimmy Kimmel!

    • @Kid_Ying
      @Kid_Ying 12 дней назад +2

      Hell yeah! Awesome to see you guys here.

    • @macrent2
      @macrent2 12 дней назад +5

      They are probably tearing up from his stench.

  • @Columbiastargazer
    @Columbiastargazer 12 дней назад +2382

    trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal

    • @tylersmash7134
      @tylersmash7134 12 дней назад +71

      I mean, he's violated numerous gag orders and is STILL talking crap about jurors.

    • @heidiperez1387
      @heidiperez1387 12 дней назад +36

      💯%!!!

    • @Electric_Skunk
      @Electric_Skunk 12 дней назад +30

      Did he swear on the New Testament or the Trump testament with his constitutional cliff notes

    • @broadwaybaby348
      @broadwaybaby348 12 дней назад +21

      Nailed it

    • @resQfurppl
      @resQfurppl 12 дней назад +38

      @@tylersmash7134
      and complaining that he’s gagged & can’t talk - while he’s talking

  • @grantharrison5307
    @grantharrison5307 11 дней назад +12

    Hi, just wanted to say love Jimmy it’s part of my day to watch his monologue and laugh, absolutely tare Donny boy apart, you get under Trumpys skin.
    Can only watch the clips because we don’t have JKL on telie in Australia, Hi from Perth Western Australia.
    Keep up the great work laugh out loud tear rolling laughs, coming to see the show when I’m in LA next my Wife’s American. Grant from Perth! Jim on TV in oz please,

  • @guitarholio
    @guitarholio 11 дней назад +12

    Dildonald Trumpkin probably passed out in court from his own stench.

  • @mariemelansongundy-vx4ox
    @mariemelansongundy-vx4ox 12 дней назад +1132

    To think hundreds of thousands of taxpayers dollars wasted on this asses security.

    • @ray24051
      @ray24051 12 дней назад +68

      More like millions of dollars every year.

    • @mariemelansongundy-vx4ox
      @mariemelansongundy-vx4ox 12 дней назад +33

      @ray24051 I'm just counting the 5 guarding Trump. Not the rest of the family which is yes millions of dollars.

    • @SuperCaliforniaBarbi
      @SuperCaliforniaBarbi 12 дней назад +22

      Millions

    • @Cheryldqt
      @Cheryldqt 12 дней назад +33

      Think of the tax dollars going toward everything having to do with tRump's criminal behavior and court costs, etc.

    • @EndlessTravels
      @EndlessTravels 12 дней назад

      I know right, millions wasted, we could totally add that to biden's TRILLIONS to cover border protection abroad for 3 current wars....

  • @laurirohr5364
    @laurirohr5364 12 дней назад +1332

    Trump is the biggest embarrassment in America.
    In every way.
    So many crimes...lock him up!
    You're on fire Jimmy & were here for it!💙

    • @Loknath009
      @Loknath009 12 дней назад +73

      Even worse is the people who voted / want to vote for him!

    • @AAZEDLARC
      @AAZEDLARC 12 дней назад +44

      I agree and would add "on the planet." Jimmy K deserves a Presidential Medal of Freedom during Old Handsome Joe's second administration :)

    • @2bunnies254
      @2bunnies254 12 дней назад +56

      It's sad we put President in front of his name.

    • @rcpilot179
      @rcpilot179 12 дней назад +34

      The first witness is a guy Trump stole $150K from... this is perfect.

    • @carlocalingasan998
      @carlocalingasan998 12 дней назад +1

      @@Loknath009 I think you should try to know them more before you judge them. They are our poor American brothers forgotten by Bush, Obama, Clinton and Biden.

  • @CloyMc
    @CloyMc 11 дней назад +16

    I guess MTG would breath the farts of Donald Trump with distinction.

  • @joannejackson5229
    @joannejackson5229 11 дней назад +23

    Geezzz, Jimmy, you're killing me laughing this time of the morning 😂! Love you, mate!❤

  • @LvndrHppE2
    @LvndrHppE2 12 дней назад +243

    Oh man, Ben Meiselas is going to be thrilled to know he was shown on your show.

  • @gedigi9010
    @gedigi9010 12 дней назад +325

    How can his lawyer possibly keep a straight face and not start laughing at him?
    Trump is such a buffoon .

    • @morstyrannis1951
      @morstyrannis1951 12 дней назад +18

      The answer in two simple words, “billable hours.”

    • @SixteenTonesStudio
      @SixteenTonesStudio 12 дней назад

      ​@@morstyrannis1951 he's hoping T***p Tower still has a functional "accounts payable" department

    • @amberturdcoloringbook1733
      @amberturdcoloringbook1733 12 дней назад +13

      They laugh at Trump when he is not looking 🤭🤭

    • @Jyard
      @Jyard 12 дней назад +7

      Lawyer is worried about getting paid!

    • @sbh344
      @sbh344 12 дней назад +7

      His lawyer probably believes trump will pay him the bill.

  • @gaylhowell6545
    @gaylhowell6545 11 дней назад +15

    Jimmy, thank goodness for your humor 😂😅😂 You help keep us sane!

  • @3ver4fter53
    @3ver4fter53 11 дней назад +6

    Trump... Madonna... Honnestly I don't know who was the most embarrassing to watch.

  • @brianharrington5353
    @brianharrington5353 12 дней назад +174

    A haiku for you:
    Old man sleeps in court
    Toxic stench is all around
    Men with tears in eyes

    • @ZolaClyde
      @ZolaClyde 12 дней назад +15

      Nice job! (I love haikus)

    • @ytsux9259
      @ytsux9259 12 дней назад +11

      Come up and say,
      "Sir, you are the best ever,
      the best con in history"

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 12 дней назад +6

      Nice. Translate it into Japanese.

    • @handmadehearts
      @handmadehearts 12 дней назад +3

    • @Cheryldqt
      @Cheryldqt 12 дней назад +7

      Courtroom disclaimer: Enter at your own risk. People with breathing issues may prefer to inhale the fumes from taxis outside.

  • @freespeechbeyond2024
    @freespeechbeyond2024 12 дней назад +1569

    We The People of The United States of America do not need a " Dictator " . Please Vote for Democracy America.

    • @teelo12000
      @teelo12000 12 дней назад +30

      Please vote Trump back in so we can go back to laughing at you again. Sincerely, ~Rest of the world

    • @ace9840
      @ace9840 12 дней назад +15

      Rather have a Constitutional Democratic Republic.

    • @phampton16
      @phampton16 12 дней назад +26

      Absolutely 🇺🇸💙

    • @eriksparks9179
      @eriksparks9179 12 дней назад +55

      ​@@ace9840Why do you people insist on this game of semantics? A democratic republic is a function of democracy. It doesn't matter if you call it a democracy or a democratic republic. The majority still chooses it's leadership and we don't have fascist dictators. It's funny how nobody ever had a problem with the concept of democracy before Trump lost the 2020 election.

    • @CX103
      @CX103 12 дней назад

      @@ace9840 The more qualifiers people add to the word republic, the more obviously it is a dictatorship:
      People’s Republic of China
      Democratic People’s Republic of Korea
      German Democratic Republic
      and so on
      Do you really want the Constitutional Democratic Republic of the United States of Trumpia to join that list?

  • @KC-nb3st
    @KC-nb3st 10 дней назад +6

    Love your work Jimmy! Keep it coming!

  • @doc0815martens
    @doc0815martens 11 дней назад +10

    Ben Meiselas on Jimmy Kimmel live. 😂😂😂 ... and the clips afterwards, my belly is hurting from laughing. 😂🤣

  • @LyonsM
    @LyonsM 12 дней назад +3656

    Stop letting trump testify In front of the courthouse. If he wants to tell his side of the story then let him get on the witness stand and testify. Where he can be cross examined!!

    • @allison4970
      @allison4970 12 дней назад +292

      He keeps incriminating himself and violating gag orders... I say let the man SPEAK!

    • @TravelwithTasha393
      @TravelwithTasha393 12 дней назад +217

      They aren’t stopping him. They can use it in court. He is doing the prosecutors job. They can enforce the gag order that would be great

    • @deenormus1975
      @deenormus1975 12 дней назад +80

      I second that

    • @grammysal
      @grammysal 12 дней назад +60

      I agree!

    • @joemtnclimber793
      @joemtnclimber793 12 дней назад +60

      1000%

  • @mattfoley6082
    @mattfoley6082 12 дней назад +221

    I just left a comment on Fox: "Whatever you do, DO NOT watch Jimmy Kimmel's monologue!"

    • @AlexaJane9091
      @AlexaJane9091 12 дней назад +46

      Haha wait for the trollers to arrive over here with their outrage 😂

    • @4-Methylaminorex
      @4-Methylaminorex 12 дней назад +51

      I just saw Dog the bounty hunter on fox, thought it was MTG for a second

    • @salviaspuzzle
      @salviaspuzzle 12 дней назад +21

      @@4-Methylaminorex they're 2 different people? 😂

    • @Lib-Tard
      @Lib-Tard 12 дней назад +8

      Perfect!😊💙

    • @justsayin5609
      @justsayin5609 12 дней назад +6

      😂😂😂

  • @ronaldmacpherson3345
    @ronaldmacpherson3345 9 дней назад +3

    He’s been gaslighting all the time. So that’s why he makes a stink !

  • @elizabethphillips7838
    @elizabethphillips7838 10 дней назад +4

    I was expecting him to pull his own finger in that last clip!😂😂😂

  • @veganbutcherhackepeter
    @veganbutcherhackepeter 12 дней назад +190

    Given his diet, I'd be really surprised if he didn't pass rancid gas all the time.

    • @teresatrigiani7838
      @teresatrigiani7838 12 дней назад +9

      you can bet he's a chronic

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 12 дней назад +3

      That orange cheese from McD's is all-pervasive...dyeing him orange, fermenting to yield noxious fumes, lubing his nether pipeworks...a multiple use food product.

    • @rosablume4346
      @rosablume4346 12 дней назад +1

      You mean like an anging Labrador, like Sorrow? 🤪

    • @veganbutcherhackepeter
      @veganbutcherhackepeter 12 дней назад

      @@rosablume4346 I love 'The Hotel New Hampshire'! 🥰

    • @Fifty1100times
      @Fifty1100times 10 дней назад

      Oh he does! His Aides said they had to fumigate the Oval Office when he left and clean the food off the walls that the threw at people in meetings in staff meetings

  • @paulbruney1072
    @paulbruney1072 11 дней назад +629

    He says he’s not allowed to speak but the S. O. B. Never shuts up!

    • @nancyx6390
      @nancyx6390 11 дней назад +41

      I know!!! He keeps talking....and talking...and talking 🤦. I now mute him whenever they show him talking 😊

    • @bobheck8326
      @bobheck8326 11 дней назад +17

      @@nancyx6390 👍💯

    • @steve-uu6bb
      @steve-uu6bb 11 дней назад

      @@nancyx6390 its like listening to Putin, you know 90 percent is complete bullshit

    • @stephenhatt742
      @stephenhatt742 11 дней назад +9

      Thanks I needed that laugh , you totally nailed it :) Zoe , Canada

    • @stevepierce9152
      @stevepierce9152 11 дней назад +17

      He can't shut up. He is a narcissist. He HAS to be right, and will accept nothing less. Pointing the finger at everyone else out to get him and ruin him trying to be The Emperor.

  • @vernalc2449
    @vernalc2449 11 дней назад +4

    Fynny how someone who claims to have "committed no crime" keeps insisting that he has "immunity"!

  • @nogoogleplus
    @nogoogleplus 12 дней назад +239

    Honestly I’ve never been a huge fan of Kimmel, but he’s won me over with the way he fearlessly rips on Trump…excellent work Jimmy🤣

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 12 дней назад +20

      Laurence O'Donnell does a great job too.

    • @teresatrigiani7838
      @teresatrigiani7838 12 дней назад +15

      Kimmel rules on comedy over the orange man.

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 12 дней назад

      @@karmaalstad5588 I can't watch him without picturing those clips of him yelling at his staff. They're so funny and depressing at the same time.

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 12 дней назад +9

      For a former president to be obsessed with a comedian, that's another level

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 12 дней назад +5

      Keith Olbermann & Seth Myers does a fine job. Basically, that’s all KO lives for.

  • @robwakelin5559
    @robwakelin5559 12 дней назад +381

    The thing that hasn't surfaced is that in England, the word trump is used as a polite way to say that someone farted!! Hence his surname has always been a joke to us Brits.

    • @martinconnelly1473
      @martinconnelly1473 12 дней назад +27

      If he has his orange jumpsuit on you can say he has trumped in his romper.

    • @AladimBR
      @AladimBR 12 дней назад +19

      Donald Fart 😂?

    • @AladimBR
      @AladimBR 12 дней назад +19

      Donald Fart trumped in the courtroom 😂

    • @johnbeer4963
      @johnbeer4963 12 дней назад +19

      I've been saying it and laughing about it since he waddled for president the first time. I called him president fartypance and president stinky all through his presidency

    • @Lumibear.
      @Lumibear. 11 дней назад +3

      I’ve been singing versions of Nelly The Elephant in my head since he first appeared, so this has really gone full circle now, hahaha.

  • @curtiscarlson8958
    @curtiscarlson8958 11 дней назад +12

    Shout out to Meidas Touch Network! Kimmel points out the MTN exclusive on DJT farting in the courtroom.

  • @Bookwright
    @Bookwright 10 дней назад +3

    To be honest. All people in that courtroom farted at on time or another. They are in there for a whole day after all. Just imagine all the farts...😅

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 12 дней назад +104

    Not for nothing, there's an actual video of Trump farting on camera. He was next to Diane Feinstein when he did it and her response was classic.

    • @4-Methylaminorex
      @4-Methylaminorex 12 дней назад +14

      I've seen it, her face is hilarious. Rudy did the same thing.

    • @marcusott2973
      @marcusott2973 12 дней назад +11

      People say, it's that moment when her dementia started. Poor woman
      Edit: he literally melted her brain

    • @andrewcrowder4958
      @andrewcrowder4958 12 дней назад +4

      Sent her into her final decline.

    • @ytsux9259
      @ytsux9259 12 дней назад +2

      I hate that orange thing, but gotta be honest here, pretty much all elders fart a lot. It's no big deal really.

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 12 дней назад +1

      Was that the time when she stopped, looked at him and asked "What have you been eating?"

  • @stevendouglas6593
    @stevendouglas6593 12 дней назад +193

    Thanks for sticking it to him Jimmy, he deserves it.

    • @hollyjones8775
      @hollyjones8775 12 дней назад

      So do you for voting for dementia joe

  • @joaparra2174
    @joaparra2174 11 дней назад +5

    Awesome! I have not laughed this much at 3 pm in the afternoon!!!!!!

  • @chessdad182
    @chessdad182 10 дней назад +3

    Have trump sit in a glass booth in the courtroom.

  • @kamibloodmoon7651
    @kamibloodmoon7651 12 дней назад +94

    “Trump” literally means “fart” here in the UK

    • @TheViolalove
      @TheViolalove 12 дней назад +11

      Talk about living up to one’s name!😂

    • @RoccoGucci
      @RoccoGucci 11 дней назад +2

      Do you mean like. "Bluddy hell, that curry was spicy, I'll be Trumping all night."

    • @TheDonna200
      @TheDonna200 11 дней назад +1

      Yup, you’re not wrong about that!! 😂😂🇬🇧🇺🇸

    • @TheDonna200
      @TheDonna200 11 дней назад

      @@RoccoGucci Exactly! I couldn’t have put it better myself 🤣🤣

    • @t.dwhitaker8808
      @t.dwhitaker8808 2 дня назад

      Or only if you knew what UK means here in the USA, you would probably puke up your tea and crumpets

  • @geekishgir
    @geekishgir 12 дней назад +76

    I was at a neighbour's house and she'd sent her obnoxious 6 yo son to his room for a time out. He sat in his room shouting juvenile insults at her about how it wasn't fair. At one point I laughed and said, "you got Donald Trump locked up in there?"

    • @dianep6791
      @dianep6791 11 дней назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ahtaht227
      @Ahtaht227 11 дней назад +2

      A 6 yr old would not yell insults to me his mother and still keep his teeth…that’s how you get an adult trump

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 11 дней назад +1

      @@Ahtaht227 oooohhhhh.....gotta' be real tough to take on a 6 year old

    • @user-zn6wz5ox6d
      @user-zn6wz5ox6d 11 дней назад

      😂

    • @geekishgir
      @geekishgir 11 дней назад

      @@Ahtaht227 oh dear, I feel I should call social services! lol No it wasn't that bad, it was whining how it wasn't fair, not his fault, he did nothing wrong. Mom just kept giving him more time out time. So yea, very Trumpian

  • @robdarney2288
    @robdarney2288 10 дней назад +3

    Brilliant , loved the librarians 😂

  • @dustinsanchezmusic5851
    @dustinsanchezmusic5851 11 дней назад +2

    I bet he doesn’t get on the stand to defend himself! But he sure tries to outside the courthouse 😂

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 12 дней назад +171

    Protesting a gag order by saying "They've taken away my right to express myself" is a weird way to admit that you can't distinguish between expressing yourself and attacking people.

    • @Anabee3
      @Anabee3 12 дней назад +3

      Well...he's a weird cat.

    • @dmann1115
      @dmann1115 12 дней назад +3

      Excellent point!!

    • @takaorobinson8719
      @takaorobinson8719 12 дней назад +3

      Well said

    • @penelopesimpsonadams624
      @penelopesimpsonadams624 12 дней назад +3

      @@Anabee3 He does not display any critical thinking skills. Puppets and madmen usually don't.

  • @freespeechbeyond2024
    @freespeechbeyond2024 12 дней назад +493

    " Dictator Don " . " But Her Emails ". Please send this wannabe " Dictator " " Dictator Don " packing. Please Vote for Democracy America...

    • @MG-jw6uy
      @MG-jw6uy 12 дней назад +17

      Send him to Mars on Space Force one way ticket.

    • @Prince_the_One
      @Prince_the_One 12 дней назад

      you dont care about hillarys emails because all you care about is trump

    • @Zomby_Woof
      @Zomby_Woof 11 дней назад +6

      ​@@MG-jw6uyMany people say we should only send him halfway.

    • @Mr80jb
      @Mr80jb 11 дней назад +1

      Vote for the deep swamp state? 😂

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 11 дней назад +4

      ​@@Mr80jb
      Spanky's world is the swamp, if you haven't noticed.

  • @Sam-er1zx
    @Sam-er1zx 10 дней назад +2

    "I should be allowed to speak!" whines an elderly man who speaks constantly

  • @officialSgtPepperArc360
    @officialSgtPepperArc360 10 дней назад +1

    0:17 - It's the Randy Rainbow reference for me! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @everso2151
    @everso2151 12 дней назад +235

    Why is he allowed to stand outside spewing his lies?? Anyone else would be done for contempt of court!

    • @markedly1013
      @markedly1013 11 дней назад +9

      They send him outside to fart.

  • @BK-dy8jk
    @BK-dy8jk 12 дней назад +843

    IT was exactly how his presidency went too. A lot of promises, but all we got was a lot of farting, wheezing, complaining, whining, self grandizing, dictatorship and $8 trillion added in debt to show for it.!

    • @brdnrd
      @brdnrd 11 дней назад +3

      This comment was edited?? Get a new editor!

    • @bauerpower83
      @bauerpower83 11 дней назад +5

      How's your new president doing? The country sucks right now. I'd take Trump and a fake fart over this mess.

    • @edg3048
      @edg3048 11 дней назад +40

      and golf. don't forget the golf.

    • @easymoneysniper9013
      @easymoneysniper9013 11 дней назад +35

      ​@@bauerpower83what sucks?? You're impoverished??

    • @easymoneysniper9013
      @easymoneysniper9013 11 дней назад +38

      ​@@bauerpower83my life is awesome maybe just YOUR life??

  • @robungerer3813
    @robungerer3813 11 дней назад +3

    Skunks use the same tactic to scare away their ennemies ... Well done Donald Skunk !

  • @lezafreemont1863
    @lezafreemont1863 11 дней назад +4

    Ok DJT will have to be known as FARTY FIVE😂😂😂

  • @SayAhh
    @SayAhh 12 дней назад +732

    If Trump only felt the same way about the freedom of speech of the people he forced to sign NDAs. Why won't he let them speak?

    • @diane9247
      @diane9247 12 дней назад +40

      Excellent point!😂

    • @RobButler-ez7mv
      @RobButler-ez7mv 12 дней назад +2

      They are speaking , what do you think this circus is about!

    • @UK1uno
      @UK1uno 12 дней назад +1

      NDAs are signed globally. What's your point?

    • @Max_Mustermann
      @Max_Mustermann 12 дней назад +33

      @@UK1uno There are valid reasons for NDAs. Keeping one's extramarital affairs secret isn't one of them.

    • @Kerry-uo6og
      @Kerry-uo6og 11 дней назад

      They are speaking. All of them.

  • @dllwillis
    @dllwillis 12 дней назад +172

    Loved seeing a real political news outlet on the show. Shout out to the Meidastouch Network. Just the facts from those guys. Vote blue!

    • @MeidasTouch
      @MeidasTouch 12 дней назад +18

      😌

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads 12 дней назад +6

      And shoutout to Brian Tyler Cohen for his very informative daily videos of the trial! And to Jay Kuo of “The Status Kuo” articles.

    • @penelopesimpsonadams624
      @penelopesimpsonadams624 11 дней назад +2

      @@Ceerads And to Glenn Kirschner for Justice Matters!, Joyce Vance, Karen Agnifilo and Michael Popok--lawyers/prosecutors extraordinaire. And to Heather Cox Richardson for historical education and teachings of how history repeats. Education is essential in America to sharpen critical thinking skills that would never allow an entire party to commit insurrection and treason against our government, supported by hostile foreign dictator/s.

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads 11 дней назад

      @@penelopesimpsonadams624 Thank you! 💙💙💙 I knew about Kirschner from his being with Bryan Tyler Cohen and I knew and read Richardson, but I didn’t know about the others. Good to know! Will follow them.

  • @MARIE19986
    @MARIE19986 11 дней назад +2

    Thank you Jimmy that show had this 70 year old heart pounding!!!!!.

  • @cosak23
    @cosak23 11 дней назад +3

    Donny Fartpants has invented his own style of gagging order

  • @leahmurphy59
    @leahmurphy59 12 дней назад +169

    I literally couldn’t wait until Monday just to hear Jimmy’s monologue about all that happened during this moron’s trial.

    • @joko09010
      @joko09010 12 дней назад +5

      😂😂😂🙌🏻

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire 12 дней назад

      Nvm I misread your comment lol

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 11 дней назад +2

      But I'm in crisis because, apparently, this week Seth AND Stephen are off the air - HOW is that even allowed?!?

  • @CaptainCologne
    @CaptainCologne 12 дней назад +167

    Trump’s rapid hand motions are to circulate the gas.

    • @4-Methylaminorex
      @4-Methylaminorex 12 дней назад +17

      Wind milling

    • @Moluccan56
      @Moluccan56 12 дней назад +6

      @@4-Methylaminorexand fanning.

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 12 дней назад +11

      Accordion fart fan. The newest musical instrument.

    • @handmadehearts
      @handmadehearts 12 дней назад +4

      Accordion hands 👐

    • @CaptainCologne
      @CaptainCologne 12 дней назад +5

      @@handmadehearts That’s right, and to be fair he does do that rapid sniffing too. That’s when he’s taking one for the team.

  • @user-pr8cw7zx1t
    @user-pr8cw7zx1t 10 дней назад +3

    Most definately ,
    OUTRAGEOUS ! But Madonna knows how to get Attention !

  • @alanstevens2512
    @alanstevens2512 11 дней назад +2

    President Truman: "The buck stops with me."
    EX-President Trump: "I don't take responsibility."😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @freespeechbeyond2024
    @freespeechbeyond2024 12 дней назад +545

    The United States of America does not need a " Dictator " . Vote no to "Dictator Don " . Please Vote for Democracy America...

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 12 дней назад

      Dictator Don against Democracy Joe

    • @phampton16
      @phampton16 12 дней назад +12

      Absolutely agree 🇺🇸💙

    • @jewelmueller
      @jewelmueller 12 дней назад +13

      Please vote for anyone besides trump

    • @hollyjones8775
      @hollyjones8775 12 дней назад +2

      What did he dictate? I’ll wait

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 12 дней назад +14

      @@hollyjones8775 "I'll be a dictator on day 1" -Donald Trump. He's on video.

  • @Pelvacus
    @Pelvacus 12 дней назад +108

    Many people come up to him, big strong men, with tears in their eyes, and they ask. "Mr. president, did you just fart?"

    • @bigoldgrizzly
      @bigoldgrizzly 12 дней назад +9

      Judge ....Mr trump, was that a fart ?
      Trump.....Erm ... Some of it was
      ;

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 12 дней назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @k.mccandies1505
      @k.mccandies1505 12 дней назад +3

      Then they say, " Thank you sir, may I have another?" 😂

  • @dangroat4438
    @dangroat4438 11 дней назад +1

    LMAO! Jimmy you are missing out on a gem of an opportunity here. When "The Farting Preacher" videos came out they took off like a rocket. ..trust me, "The Farting Politician" videos would take off like an asteroid.

  • @marcusjewelry
    @marcusjewelry 10 дней назад +2

    Trump and DeSantis should run together.

  • @k.bryant8174
    @k.bryant8174 12 дней назад +170

    So you're saying Trump is a human windmill and killing a lot birds, reporters and the ozone

    • @Cx8103
      @Cx8103 12 дней назад +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @charlesljones2454
      @charlesljones2454 12 дней назад

      Republicans claim that gas costs too much .....trump is distributing gas .....for free.

    • @j.c.5749
      @j.c.5749 12 дней назад +4

      Causing cancer too!

  • @user-gx8wc9pt5g
    @user-gx8wc9pt5g 12 дней назад +537

    A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT...!!!!!!!!

    • @wc6564
      @wc6564 11 дней назад +5

      2024 trump,not criminal biden!!!!

    • @michaelhorath6851
      @michaelhorath6851 11 дней назад +23

      @@wc6564 LET`S GO STORMY ... LET`S GO !!!😁😂🤭🤭🤭🥳🥳🥳

    • @GOPexorcism-we4mp
      @GOPexorcism-we4mp 11 дней назад +23

      @@wc6564

    • @murphyrod4839
      @murphyrod4839 11 дней назад

      @@wc6564Republicans Hate the Truth, VOTE BLUE For Joe Biden and Blue Top to Bottom for America 🇺🇸 💙💙💙💙💙

    • @Ivansky1
      @Ivansky1 11 дней назад

      @@wc6564 Just use Google Translate if you don’t Speak English!!!!!
      OR is it just Dyslexia!?!?!?

  • @dking4503
    @dking4503 10 дней назад +2

    Jimmy Kimmel ripping Don Gasolini several new ones 😂😂😂The man doesn't know when to stay down ... Don Snoreleone v Jimmy Kimmel ... Kimmel everytime by a KO!

  • @helencourtnell5621
    @helencourtnell5621 12 дней назад +100

    And if he's so innocent why isn't his loving wife, Melania, supporting him during his trial?

    • @J-CNick92106
      @J-CNick92106 12 дней назад +26

      Or his children of the corn?!

    • @LanceZaan1
      @LanceZaan1 12 дней назад +11

      She can't handle the outburst that comes out of his you know what.

    • @user-vv8ux1kn3n
      @user-vv8ux1kn3n 12 дней назад +10

      Melania who?

  • @kalamazoousa4412
    @kalamazoousa4412 12 дней назад +190

    Law & Odor Odor in the Court!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kwami357
      @Kwami357 12 дней назад +10

      😂😂😂 air pollution in the court

    • @socaltriker4212
      @socaltriker4212 12 дней назад +6

      Priceless 😁

    • @bonzrh68
      @bonzrh68 12 дней назад +4

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 12 дней назад +4

      Hey, Kazoo! Raised there 👋

    • @MrMikeyt65
      @MrMikeyt65 12 дней назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-en8so5of6l
    @user-en8so5of6l 10 дней назад +4

    Put him n jail where no proud boys cant see him or hear him. Hes try n to incite another mob action on our government buildings.

  • @user-oe3ht3hy4l
    @user-oe3ht3hy4l 10 дней назад +1

    Now I know why there are no family members sitting behind him!

  • @SeeJayPlayGames
    @SeeJayPlayGames 12 дней назад +68

    I've been calling him Shitler for a while. But I never knew how appropriate that was...

    • @vickijarabek79
      @vickijarabek79 12 дней назад +2

      So true and funny if not so awful that Republicans endorse him.

  • @TheNixie1972
    @TheNixie1972 11 дней назад +115

    “I should be allowed to speak” he is yelling into a dozen tv cameras and two dozen microphones. All broadcasting live. Oh, the irony.

  • @heatherfitzgibbon
    @heatherfitzgibbon 10 дней назад +3

    If Ben Meiselas reports Trump farting then Trump WAS farting!! 😂.

  • @profdrrameshkumarbiswas1337
    @profdrrameshkumarbiswas1337 8 дней назад +1

    “Trump” in Scotland means “fart”! You would have thought trump’s Scottish mother would have told her husband!

  • @EZE6_4166
    @EZE6_4166 12 дней назад +47

    Can someone tell that man he isn't the president anymore and doesn't have power to say what he wants.😂😂

    • @susanturner8537
      @susanturner8537 12 дней назад +1

      It's America's fault because we continue to tolerate his crap , it's sad to say we have no leadership on both sides, If we want change we need to start with ourselves .

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 12 дней назад +1

      He didn't have that right as president 🙄

  • @EpisodeCJSII
    @EpisodeCJSII 12 дней назад +44

    Guillermo is living the life! 😅😅 From parking lot security to joining Madonna on stage...

  • @williamgabbey8008
    @williamgabbey8008 10 дней назад

    Been following you guys since you first got together. Great ro see you back. Best wishes in your new ventures.

  • @dexterpoindexter3583
    @dexterpoindexter3583 10 дней назад +1

    🎶 There's a kind of stench
    All over the world, tonight;
    All over the world, people just like us
    Are falling in droves,
    You know what I mean;
    Just the reek of him...
    His foll'wers have fled, in fright;
    There's nobody else, there's just him and gas,
    And our lips are clenched tight.
    So inhale very carefully,
    Closer now, and you will know what I mean...
    (Please make it a dream;)
    The only time that you can say
    It's safe to breathe, is when he's locked up to stay,
    Forever and ever...
    There's a kind of stench
    All over the world, tonight;
    All over the world, people just like us
    Are falling in droves.
    Yes they're falling in droves.
    They're falling in droves. 🎶

  • @connieg2581
    @connieg2581 12 дней назад +68

    "He didn't think he was better than anybody" . . . except for the generals, the doctors, etc.😅

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 12 дней назад +5

      And Abraham Lincoln.😁

  • @Tocsin-Bang
    @Tocsin-Bang 12 дней назад +182

    Thursday, this week, Portugal, where I now live, celebrates the 50th anniversary of the Carnation Revolution when they removed the dictatorship of the Estado Novo. Surely America doesn't want a dictatorship, even for a day. Under a dictatorship you would lose all your Constitutional rights!

    • @juandilla8009
      @juandilla8009 12 дней назад

      Dictator Fidel Maduro trump.

    • @alisonponce8337
      @alisonponce8337 12 дней назад

      Some people do. They want to destroy the "system". They don't realize that is end of democracy.

    • @chiggins4399
      @chiggins4399 11 дней назад

      Lived there under Salazar and PIDE. Some Americans have no idea what they say is okay is very dangerous.

    • @Wishes890
      @Wishes890 11 дней назад

      The Republicans think that he will only be a dictator to Democrats....they are 🤪

    • @stevejarred6484
      @stevejarred6484 11 дней назад

      Yet if you try to overthrow a dictator in the US, you are accused of causing an insurrection, if you cause an insurrection then you are guilty of treason - Unless you are "crooked" Donald Trump, it seems!

  • @anastasiae.5338
    @anastasiae.5338 10 дней назад +1

    Hard to believe that guy I used to see sitting on a stool on Win Ben Stein's Money, is getting under the skin of a former president. Keep it up!

  • @annecastle7268
    @annecastle7268 7 дней назад

    This was hysterical. Every bit of it! Bless Kimmel's heart. ❤

  • @DakotaDeb
    @DakotaDeb 11 дней назад +131

    As a native South Dakotan, I apologize for Christie Noem. We are not all that stupid, which I can only imagine Floridians,Texans, and many southerners find themselves saying frequently.

    • @jimijames63
      @jimijames63 11 дней назад +13

      Florida here.
      I concur.

    • @motherlove202
      @motherlove202 11 дней назад +10

      As someone who currently lives in Texas, I agree

    • @Jschepen1
      @Jschepen1 11 дней назад +8

      I am from south Florida the smarter side……

    • @joebarr725
      @joebarr725 11 дней назад +3

      I saw Noem on TV recently. I'm sorry for your state.

    • @winstonoboogie6725
      @winstonoboogie6725 11 дней назад +5

      We love you guys out there in NC, and when we in California vote, my heart is with you too in red states or blue... we are voting for the United States and all the people in it. That's you, my friend.

  • @EddieEads
    @EddieEads 12 дней назад +27

    Imagine being mad about a gag order when you paid someone to stay quiet 😂

  • @pepseecooldebilde239
    @pepseecooldebilde239 2 дня назад

    And this punk is running for president??????? A statement made by the Arizona Attorney General, Kris Mayes, agrees, thank you from the bottom of my heart, Pepsee.

  • @teenamalanga5342
    @teenamalanga5342 8 дней назад

    Thank you ❤

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 12 дней назад +92

    DJT vocabulary is limited to 50 words.
    That is why he repeats himself so much.

    • @4-Methylaminorex
      @4-Methylaminorex 12 дней назад +16

      I know words, I have the best words

    • @msimm8612
      @msimm8612 12 дней назад +5

      You are being too generous

  • @leahmurphy59
    @leahmurphy59 12 дней назад +119

    Literally every single accusation he throws around about others that ‘many people say’, are all HIS doing. Master of PROJECTION!