Comedian Colin Jost delivers remarks at White House Correspondents’ Dinner
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- Опубликовано: 26 апр 2024
- Jost, the “SNL" Weekend Update co-host, shared jokes roasting President Joe Biden, presumptive GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump and news organizations at the annual dinner in Washington, D.C.
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“So many incredible news organizations here tonight… also a few credible ones”
6:15 Savage 😂😂😂😂
Dead💀💀💀
😂 🤣 😅 🤣 😂
I peed 😂 🤣 😅
That joke was one of the best.
Never were truer words spoken
"Like many of you I pretend to do news on TV" 😂😂😂
Fake news on TV
That's a joke aimed at Trump! You do get it right?
Or Fox "News"
“I’m not saying they’re old but Jimmy Carter is out there thinking, Maybe I could win this thing”. 😂
4 more years
I would vote for JC
😊
Biden acting the pulling arms by the strings when Colin said he’s looking for where obama pulled his KILLED me 😭
like hes killing the country?
Isn’t it wonderful to have someone in office with enough humor and humility to be able to take a joke aimed at himself?
@@LiLMissWooWoo its certainly not wonderful having the worst president of the last century who can barely talk, record inflation, worst border crisis in history, and on the brink of WW3
@@charlescharlemagne4907like handling Covid? Many did die
@@maryswann7623 has nothing to do with Covid which no politician can stop with mindless lockdowns. Has everything to do with the intentionally created worst border crisis in history
He does a better job looking and scanning the audience than the Secret Service😂
Dude it reminded me of Anthony jeselnik or shane gillis the way he looks to see if the joke fell flat with the audience or not. I think Colin deserves so much more then the weekend update. He's amazing!
@@Pr0toPoTaT0agree. He's a smart funny sweet man
he's undercover
@@overtoke for the deepstate? 🤡
@@DeborahLandau-gp2fo…….He’s a whiny little jackass like the rest of them!
“Room just froze like Mitch McConnell”🤣🤣🤣
Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell seen here watching the dinner in a tribute package.
I have to remember that one🤣🤣😂
When he turned to President Biden about the revolution against the British and said “you remember” - hilarious!
Biden would have opposed American independence if he was alive then
"...and I thank all of you, almost all of you... for your decency as well" great line, well delivered
That air slap with the last page lolll
"Anti woke" got me🤣
Sleepy Don. 🤣
this was really good
that was really funny. also the pretend news jab 😂❤
@@bob-zi1ebthe Orange Man 2024 to improve economy, safer border and no war!!!
Yeah got me, too
One of the most difficult gigs a comedian can possibly do, and he got a standing ovation.
He could have joke about how much Joe Biden looks like Maurice Chevalier? Twin brothers.
Yeah you are right
Surprising given how many jokes fell flat. He wasn’t that good
He's not very funny.
@@jujitsujew23 MAGAs have no sense of humor.
Michael Che still managed to get one in, I knew he would lmaooo
Rupert Murdoch stepped down from Fox News, I didn't know there was a step down from Fox News!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Doug” killed me 😂
Yeah. I think that was hysterical laughter that came out of the closet
😂
@@1stamendmentrightsSuck much prong, 1st?
@@1stamendmentrights what business is yours?😅
@@1stamendmentrightswhy, is he your crush?
That was his best joke.
I was amazed at how many times the crowd went silent or there was an embarrassed murmur in the audience. Jost obviously hit the mark, the truth apparently hurt and I think he was not only funny but seriously funny while definitely delivering a ckear message. He knew he was taking some chances in hitting below the belt a few times creating some groans of disbelief and shame. I loved how he embraced the present state of how everything is upside down but there is still truth in the message making the messanger so very important. Excellent job dude...most excellent. You stand on the right side of good but can play the game on their court as well. Bravo.
In the audience of so many ‘incredible’ as opposed to credible Media Journalists, he’s acknowledging how much power these ‘incredible’ Journalist’s News stories have over the hearts and minds of the people, and is literally just pleading for them to be decent again.
@alvinlee2478 So did Joe. He asked them not to take sides but report the truth.
"Stepped down from Fox news" right?
"Stepped down from Fox news" right?
The whole point of this dinner is to hit below the belt and cause some grief and shame. Which is why many presidents have never liked this dinner. Nancy Reagan HATED it.
That Jan. 6 comment was perfect. The media were so pissed lol.
I think it was a double diss? At the Magas for storming the Capitol and the media for their reporting?
Edgy, daring and ultimately heartfelt and honest. Bravo, Colin!
r u serious? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
‘Matt Gaetz is at regular prom’ 🤣🤣🤣
More likely, he's at the junior prom.
THAT WAS THE BEST JOKE BY FAR. Gaetz is a predator who should be in jail- not Congress.
He saw Matt by looking at himself in a spoon! I can’t unsee that now. From a distance… he’s almost a doppelgänger. 😮
Takes one to know one. @@Black_Caucus
@@aratosmimagine defending a kiddy diddler 😬🤮
Saying Rupert Murdoch stepped down as head of Fox News: “I didn’t know there was a step down from Fox News” 😂😂😂😂
indirectly implying its at bottom level ...aka hell
MSNBC, CNN, ABC, NBC, pick one
aaaaaand........cut to the FOX table...
@@anewmelody11 Which of those were sued a quarter BILLION $$ for LYING bozo??
@@anewmelody11you think they're all the same? Try again.. there's lawyers to this. Fox is beneath those. Slightly under msnbc
"i'm used to being 2nd gentleman also". 😂😂😂
Man...he is brave. To roast that room took some HUGE hangers ! 😂😂😂 Colin is hilarious
I mean being married to Scarlett has to give you a certain level of "I'm winning life" confidence. Seems like a solid guy though
The funniest part about this guy, is that these aren’t jokes. His delivery is phenomenal
They're absolutely jokes he's a comedian. Are you lost?
@@markerworld5912 no friend :) I’m awake
@@markerworld5912I think he means there’s a lot of truth behind the jokes and
I almost died when Colin said, "i like you pretend to do the news" 😂😂😂😂😂
*like you...
You really almost died?
The bailiff joke was good.
Aaron Judge thought so..
Colin Jost absolutely nailed this job. He reads the audience with perfect pitch! Thank you, Mr. Jost, especially for your closing remarks.
Imagine. People being grown ups and having a sense of humor about themselves.
The tribute to his Grandpa. 🫶❤️👏🏽
@mariletmeris3321 That was, indeed, such a touching thread to interweave with his smart and cutting humor; a truly "decent" note of genuine humanity. 💖😉😊!
Best part
Scarlett looked so proud of her husband, almost made me cry. Colin Jost was friggin hilarious as expected.
"the Washington post would kill for those kinds of numbers!"
Wapo: 🫥
Scarlet and Colin are couple goals!! They are so cute together ❤❤❤❤
Colin's ability to use silence and let the audience sit with a joke is so good hahaha. Very well done!
man, I can't imagine having the composure to let the silence linger when a joke doesn't get many laughs
"My own reflection in a spoon." 😂
"The Grinch had sex with a Lorax." 😂😅🎉😂😅
That was 🤌🤌🤌 😂
Farts News 👉💨
Didn’t understand that joke?
Didn’t understand that joke.
"Like many of you here tonight, I pretend to do the news on TV." Oh so true. Tell them Colin. I want more of that.
The only "pretend" news is from Fox FAKE News.
You know that's a joke on Trump right you get that right? He's making fun of Trump?!😅
Colin did great. everyone needs to have the ability to laugh at themselves and not take everything so seriously once in a while. it can't be healthy to lack humility.
I think my favorite watching again is DOUG and how he understands being the 2nd gentleman. Joke with admiration, not jealousy. How lucky their wives are ❤
This is a small thing, but it is refreshing to have a president who can laugh and take a joke
It's not a small thing, at all.
Most people with decent senses of humor and reasonable can laugh at themselves
Trump got roasted way before he was President. 🫥
Wow. No other president has ever been roasted and laughed about it. 🙄 This must be your first election cycle.
Yep, the orange maniac would have steam coming out of his butt. Oh yah.....he always does
Colin is smart, sharp and savage. Crowd is having trouble keeping up.
Yep. Me too on a few occasions, but many more that I noticed the crowd slow to get it.
It was a pretty good performance, well delivered to a very sceptical audience.
The best of late night news ,intertainment 😂 and the best of comedy 😅
I thought the same thing, you gotta know Colin, he delivers the same...loved it
they are terrified to offend the mob of fellow cannibals. they are scared of each other
the next John Stewart
It was important to mention that journalism is not just about dinners in Washington, but also part of it is risking their lives to tell the world whats happening in their world.
Colin's tribute to his grandfather and comparing his good qualities to Pres Biden was endearing as well as humorous.
"Good evening everyone I'm Colin Jost and i'll be delivering the Republican response" 😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Collin's jokes are so smart it takes a second sometimes. Its funny to hear the laughs a few seconds later 😅❤
True. I wonder who wrote them?
On the contrary. He did not bomb, he shone like a bright light. The truth is what journalism is supposed to embody. He was balanced in his criticism but took the truth to where it is required the most. It was quiet because most in the audience recognized the truth in satire...rather than being duped by opinion based television shows that claim to support journalism when the truth is that their lack of data driven journalism is honestly just propaganda. If you cannot clearly identify the difference then I regret to inform you that you are just not able to think objectively. Again, just an opinion but after I got a handle on his approach I absolutely heard the message. He didn't hide in fear like most he easily revealed, rather he pushed forward to complete on a message that is in my opinion heard by mostly logical and intelligent people. The rest obviously just wont get it...right over their heads. Again, Bravo to Colin Jost.
I am loving the way he is scanning this crowd😂😂😂😂
"Lose all my black support" killed me
I was expecting a follow-up something about 1 less and at least I still have Che.
That was hilarious 😂
"Well...thank you to ALMOST all of you..."
The moment he realized Lara Trump, Steve Doocy and others were in attendance
At least Lara wasn't asked to sing. She can make ears bleed.
Very quick mind. Loved his lines.
Out of all of the people in the room, if those are the three you hate the most, wow.
@@You_are_Right_ So you count "others" as one of "the three"? You MUST be a trump supporter.
@@CanItAlready no, just stating a fact.
“You remember” slayed me 😂
Watching President Biden react in time with some of the jokes, enjoying himself, makes me happy. He's not my favorite President; but, he is capable of taking a joke and has a good sense of humor, which shows humility. :)
He's the worst president we have had on the last 20 years.Economy and inflation is the worst its ever been.If you care much about theater,then good for you,but he's guilty of making every American life harder every day and he couldn't care less about them.Hes created wars that have killed thousands of innocent people and he's out here laughing like everything is good.I think it's time you start evaluating you're perspective on such a horrible human being.
And also a genocide supporter
Haha " he doesn't run up them"
I love the way President Biden laughs at the joke against himself. 👍
@@RachelNobodyRachel be a good MAGA 1950s housewife and go make us all lunch
@@RachelNobody He made fun of himself get a grip on reality. 🙄
Me too. That’s something you’d never see Trump do because narcissists can’t handle hearing anything but sycophantic praise.
Definitely a good Quality. I also prefer people who like dogs.
Farts News 👉💨
Colin Jost did very well with this. A nice blend of cheeky, witty, a lighthearted teasing, also mixed with honest somber truths and gentle reminders about decency and importance of the press to name a few. He performed wonderfully and I’m glad I sat and listened to him. 👍🏾
This should be the top comment. Well said
Grown men can laugh at themselves. Little boys cannot.
Then it's a good thing that Matt Gaetz WASN'T there!
A Prez too afraid to attend this yearly event is a man unworthy of the office.
Colin is savage 😅
Or his writers are.
That Bailiff joke was dead on
You know it's a great roast when the audience is clearly watching out for which jokes to laugh at. 😂
What the hell is the Times talking about? He did great.
What did Wordle say?? 🤣
He roasted them so hard 😂😂😂
Turns out the Grey Lady still can't take a joke or any criticism. David Carr would have been standing up and cheering for some of those jabs.
That was a tough crowd. Especially when he jokes about their media dying
Truth is uncomfortable.
The AI joke? Well, that's how AI is learning -- using all sorts of media created by people. Every sort of media is being harvested by AI, from print media to TV broadcasting to images to songs, you name it. So that's really uncomfortable for everyone in that room.
It's like they didn't get the memo about why they were there in the first place. You're supposed to laugh at the very funny jokes about you, news people!
@@ricobhi It's not a unique joke. Media people joke about it every single day already.
@@denniszenanywhere I use GPT 4.0 and various versions of Claude every day, and they spit out writing that looks like it was done by a professional writer and a publishing company. I turn to it more often than search engines. Crazy times.
Absolutely brilliant. And President Biden laughed just as much as anyone. Imagine Dozin’ Don doing the same? Nope, me neither.
Donnie Dumb, the insane corrupt criminal, would (let somebody) take notes and take revenge later.
That's why he doesn't attend.
@@goettling Trump couldn't handle this. The Malignant Narcissist has no sense of humor about himself........but he love making fun of immigrants and people with medical disorders.
Yall all haters
I'm pretty sure Trump just looked pissed off through this event when he was there
The joke abour RFK Jr. having no shots is awesome.
I’ve watched a lot of these. Nice to have a comedian who is respectful and funny. Great job, Colin.
Now I know Johansson has a sense of humor knowing she married him.🤣
"The race is tie", that is why people outside of USA thinks that we are dumb. I can't argue about it.
Not all dumb, just GOP voters. Broken country.
@@jameskerr7828 The federal budget is up nearly 50% from 2019. The labor participation rate still hasn't recovered from the pandemic. Inflation over the last four years has outpaced wages. Much of our domestic and foreign policy is broken. When government fails as hard as it has the people in office deserve to be voted out. The shame is there isn't anyone better than Trump as a Republican candidate, but it was inevitable given the political motivation to bringing Trump's court cases (not saying he's innocent).
A man who wanted to Nuke a hurricane, buy Greenland and invade Venezuela.
You really think Trump did a good job ?
Yes, we think Americans are poorly educated and easy to manipulate - those who thinks Trump is a new Jesus. Are you for real
From Europe
It just seems broken
@@grben9959 How do you expect the government to work when the Republican side doesn't want it to and people like yourself reward them with votes for doing their best to sabotage it?
You mention inflation. A big source of that inflation is that the EU kneecapped itself on energy politics by taking a stand against Russia's invasion of Ukraine. That raised demand on non-Russian oil and gas, which raised the price of American oil and gas, and no president, red or blue, has the tools to do anything about that. The MAGA nonsense about drilling more does nothing to fix that problem.
You mention the pandemic. How do you reckon Trump handled the pandemic? Because from where I'm sitting, the US casualties per capita were significantly higher than the best in class countries like Norway and Finland. Even common sense precautions were failed utterly. And hundreds of thousands of people died that probably didn't have to.
Lastly, the political motivation to bringing Trump's court cases? What are you on about? He's been allowed to drag those out for ages. Ordinary people doing his documents stunt would've been behind bars right away. Ordinary people violating gag orders as much as Trump does would've been held in contempt and compelled to reconsider their behavior from inside a jail cell. I don't know how the RICO case or the Jan 6 case will turn out, but the hush money case looks a bit hard for him to squirm out of, and he looks so DOA in the documents case. He retained classified documents that he had no legal right to retain, he stored them unsecurely, and he has admitted this voluntarily on camera in Fox interviews. An election win or SCOTUS help seems like the only way he's going to avoid conviction in that one.
Maybe an unpopular opinion but I always thought Colin Jost is the luckiest guy to marry Scarlett Johansson. I now think Scarlett Johansson is the luckiest girl to marry Colin Jost.
I love Colin's face of "I can't believe I get to do this" lol
Well done!! How can you not love Colin. He’s funny, good-looking, humble & he was raised by gpa.
He is brilliant.
So subtle, and clever that at times it took a few seconds to hit!
His routine is an actual KEEPER. I'll be listening to it several times.
"And I thank all of you... well almost all of you" 😂😂
Jost’s bit about abortion was brilliant. And correct…it doesn’t make sense!
Sure it does. Trump used protection. Biden should be excommunicated. In any event, they are BOTH old men who have to take a position on it.
Trump is losing it right now 😂
Somewhere out there, is a wall with ketchup sliding down it
It’s almost a shame trump isn’t there, they could give him a special box with bars on…😊
doubt it
We will see his 4am toilet rage post , and New York Post will have it 200pt font.😂
@@aprilg3299 Why? He loses it over Kimmel roasting him. He constantly all cap rage posts about it.
the word decency says everything.
it's always good to know that your president is an adult who can give a joke as well as take one and not flare up and explode at every real or perceived comment made about him..
Colin Jost is a decent man. It’s in his blood.
Any of wanting an intelligent debate?
RUclips is deleting my comments so imma debate by edit
@@subscribo2059 Find us someone intelligent to debate with. You can’t seem to even put a sentence together.
Yeah Colin Jost comes across that way, and can take a joke on himself.
@javier77street straight with the insults. That's OK. You're here anyway.
I believe Trump is better for the country.
@@subscribo2059 its why he loves the poorly educated.
Decent people make the world better. Thanks, #Joe Biden.
#Bidensborderbloodbath
@@arcadiagreen150 republicans shot that bill down.
@@user-mw7mv9ll8s the 99% Ukraine bill that held the border funding hostage? That one?
I’m with you Colin, my mother, who just passed away, last month, was a strong Republican all her life, but like Colin’s grandfather, she voted for Biden, with her last vote. She hated Trump so much, she voted for Hillary in 2016. My mom hasn’t voted Democrat since 1972, when she voted for McGovern, along with my dad, they hated Nixon too.
New York times was so hurt they published an article that essentially was like, "He's not funny!"😂😂😂
Wow, His Grandfather was a Fire Fighter. That's honorable. I love my profession as a Fire Fighter.
Thank you for all you do! It is indeed an honorable profession. I know this because not once in my 50 years of living have I ever heard anyone say, "F*ck the Fire Fighters!" 😂❤❤❤
@@hootilyhootExactly hahah, Firefighters don’t have a slushy gate like police (look it up, it’s insane; the entire department knew about it and did nothing for years)
Thank you for your service.
And his mother was Chief Medical Officer of the FDNY who was a first responder during 911. A true American hero.
Ty for what you have chosen to do ❤🎉
A president who can laugh at jokes aimed at him shows confidence. Trump didn’t go during his term because he couldn't handle it.
Punks generally don't take jokes well.
There is a real chance that he ran for president after Obama made fun. of him at this dinner, out of spite.
Those that attended are not journalists but Democrat Activists calling themselves journalists..They were awarded with Pulitzer Prizes for the Russian Hoax Story and covered up the Hunter Biden LAPTOP FROM HELL story.
Utube will never show my comment to you
Biden does not know where he is , not what they are saying.
Biden knew the script ahead of time , these jokes were lame... Obama took his shots with a great sense of humor , sleepy Joe is a lame duck along with these jokes
I think there is something to be said in that Biden can laugh at himself while Donald Trump was Stone Cold when he was getting roasted
You know, petulant children do not like when you make jokes about them. They… are… jokes…. Gotta laugh at something. At times, there’s no better person to laugh at than yourself.
The jokes that were met with silence or "oooohhhh"s were the best ones, if only for the reactions making them funnier. lol
I enjoyed Colin Jost!
Such a warm and touching ending. I think I would love Colin's grandfather as much as Colin does. I am glad Colin's dad was a teacher, his mom a doctor for the NYFD, and his grandfather sounds like the best, the best of the Irish. I love this guy, Colin Jost. Great roots that he has nurtured.
This was actually really good lmao "Obama got Bin Laden... You got OJ"
“Trump farting him self awake “at trial was the best.
I immediately pictured my dog farting loudly in her sleep, and then jerking awake and barking wildly at that strange noise
This has to become a meme
I laughed like hell at that one because my late father used to fart himself awake! For REAL!
You are a dope
The former pres never went to these dinners due a fragile ego.
He literally went on a show called “The Roast of Donald Trump” 😂😂
Hahahaha. .... Don't you know when Trump the president he cancelled all this stupid dinner events. An event for donors and the media people. Trump did not give a F*CK about this people.
@@Utopia878where the roasters where told not to go off the scripted jokes Drumpf has to approve of ahead of time.
@@theminoritiesreportpodcast4997 what does drumpf mean?
@@arcadiagreen150 his real family name.
That was brilliant. Thank God for human decency and humans who salute decency.
You nailed it! Joe is not only decent, he is a fine man and a great president.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
We know your a Fed
Him:"High-speed rail"
Her: " Wooo thass good!" Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
I swear when he started with “and in closing…and finally..” i thought he was gonna end with “and liiiiveeee from new york its saturday night!” 😂😂😂
I really hope this is this coming Sat's cold open
"....you remember." 😂
1st correspondents' keynote watched *twice* to make sure a gem didn't pass by me too quickly, as one does w/film. compliments on the roast
Well done. Decency wins.
Indeed
Wins what? Two new wars, inflation, terroist supporters on college campuses, wow
Yes, but Joe was in attendance. No decency there.
@@DV-mq5fv At least he can take a joke unlike your orange sleepy farty god king
Was Hunter there? The Biden family is just so “decent” 🙄🤡
Jost's closing statements... So wonderful! Made me feel warm inside. There is hope.
Only if RFK Jr. gets in. Jost's closing statements were like the Goodyear Blimp. All hot air!
@@retroguy9494 Can one not differentiate between humor and senserity? Catch wreck.
@@adamd8442 Do you mean to infer that Jost was only joking when he spoke about his grandfather and his support of Biden and how Jost himself feels about Biden?
I can usually tell humor from sincerity. From what I heard, I saw no humor in his closing statement.
@@retroguy9494 you are stupid
Biden is actively supporting and arming a genocide but ya very decent grandpa figure . You are a literal child
"Like many of you here tonight, I pretend to do news on TV"
He ain't wrong
"And the race is TIED"? the audience: hahaha yah we fucked that one up
Colin and Michael Che are a great team, Weekend Update is my favorite part of SNL. That Matt Gaetz joke. 🤣
SNL is the joke along with these traitors. SNL died when Gilda Radner , John Belushi , Eddie Murphy , & all the greats left. It's not funny & they deserve to be in there with the worst people on the planet
7:44 "room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell" 💀
The NYPost joke is so on point. 😂
"Tom Petty died again." and "I'm telling a Trump to stick to politics." didn't get the laugh they deserved.
Just waiting for Lara Trump to go full blast 🙄
(Seriously, who told her she could sing?
Great job😂)
If she did sing there.......everyone's ears would bleed.
She’s pretty terrible. 😖
It's sort of like the church band. You sort of get what you have.
She also said their were 81 states
All the republicans bashing him is hilarious
Why? He roasted Biden hard.
@@bob-zi1ebRepublicans can't stand any jokes against their lord and savior, Donald Trump.
@@bob-zi1eb
They don’t absorb that, just anything aimed at them🙄
And they call dems snowflakes 🙄
You mean uniparty
I was laughing heartedly the whole time because of all the truths. 😂😂
I worked for a British restaurant manager whose highest praise was, “But are they #sensible?!” (And this was back in the 80s when we thought #Reagan was crazy!) Sensible is similar to #decent. Thank you #ColinJost, you too are a sensible, decent man.
I wish to nominate my Father , Erwin David Solloway as he is WW 2 Navy Vet turning 100 in November that accomplished so many things in his lifetime for special letter from President Biden and the interview that should be on National News
((( HUGS ))) to your pop,
and thank him for his service❣️❤️ 🇺🇲
💙🤍🙏🏽
👏👏👏💜
You should call up your local news around his birthday and mention it to them. That’s awesome..
Contact the white house directly.
That's how you do it. Well done Colin Jost, a superb speech.
"Obama got Bin Laden, you got OJ" 😂