SNL's Colin Jost & Michael Che Take Lie Detector Tests | Vanity Fair

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  • @heyreallygiger
    @heyreallygiger 6 лет назад +13527

    Michael: *breathes*
    Colin: *wheeeeeeze*

  • @grimmjowvsjaggerjack
    @grimmjowvsjaggerjack 6 лет назад +8635

    Che has good priorities.
    Questions about the integrity of the political system = No sweat.
    Question about watching the Kardashians = Acts like he's being framed for murder.

    • @lei7417
      @lei7417 5 лет назад +46

      No comments? Imma change that

    • @TheReal12
      @TheReal12 5 лет назад +15

      @@lei7417 MVP

    • @tommyhayfield9977
      @tommyhayfield9977 5 лет назад +2

      SNL, what a collection of bad intentions that they somehow cashed in on...the actors that is. So, there's no conspiracies, right Colin and Michael. Just a little one maybe, right?

  • @iAmLeRoY1221
    @iAmLeRoY1221 6 лет назад +9305

    I like that Michael was trying so hard to trip Colin up but then when it was Colin's turn to ask questions half of them were just trying to make michael admit they're friends

    • @phopcorn5114
      @phopcorn5114 6 лет назад +203

      🤣🤣😂 so cute

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 6 лет назад +153

      and other half was about Che's criminal past. a whitey gona white, a bl.. a proud afroamerican gonna afroamericanize.

    • @ADAM-uf3my
      @ADAM-uf3my 6 лет назад +4

      Exxperiment626 7

    • @OlviMasta77
      @OlviMasta77 6 лет назад +51

      I guess he needs that one black friend..

    • @XalexandraXRrR
      @XalexandraXRrR 6 лет назад +2

      Tomasz Skowroński hahahaha I am so dead. Thank you, good man 😂

  • @lhaigler1485
    @lhaigler1485 3 года назад +11668

    Love how colin’s reasoning for there not being an Illuminati is scheduling and he wasn’t lying

    • @zandaroos553
      @zandaroos553 3 года назад +571

      I mean as an Illuminati member he’s basically right. We had to raincheck our meetings to the point we’re just a group chat at this point

    • @aeroripper
      @aeroripper 3 года назад +93

      The illuminati were a real group in Barvaria until they were arrested by police in like the 1700s I think.

    • @braxatikus3640
      @braxatikus3640 3 года назад +98

      @@zandaroos553 & I still can't get the filter off when we do our Zoom meetings

    • @owenmeier
      @owenmeier 3 года назад +56

      @@braxatikus3640 you two are so weird at our meetings. For a couple of world controllers you are not tech savvy.

    • @elhopper3735
      @elhopper3735 2 года назад +31

      @@owenmeier I know right? Someone should show them the training video again

  • @lukeperry8407
    @lukeperry8407 6 лет назад +5535

    “Do you think you’re better than me because you went to Harvard?” I choked

    • @JackLinko
      @JackLinko 5 лет назад +10

      Luke Perry I did too

    • @joshwettlin6670
      @joshwettlin6670 5 лет назад +2

      On my nuts

    • @TheRacingWind
      @TheRacingWind 5 лет назад +13

      I had water in my mouth I nearly spit-taked on my laptop

    • @Batgirl219
      @Batgirl219 5 лет назад +178

      I really wish the response had been “No, that’s not why I think I’m better than you.”

    • @jamalimam3784
      @jamalimam3784 4 года назад +11

      @@Batgirl219 that'd be brutal

  • @Operation_FUBAR
    @Operation_FUBAR 6 лет назад +25866

    The power couple of SNL.

  • @charlottemcguire6716
    @charlottemcguire6716 5 лет назад +14389

    “have you done anything backstage that could be considered illegal”
    “yes”
    “what”
    “i don’t recall what was the question”

    • @gamjc
      @gamjc 5 лет назад +489

      COCAINA!

    • @Superfreak_willys
      @Superfreak_willys 5 лет назад +120

      gamjc exactly what crossed my mind

    • @imbored4821
      @imbored4821 5 лет назад +260

      Bro everyone on snl does something

    • @kittyprincess_mini9032
      @kittyprincess_mini9032 5 лет назад +30

      Lol that part had me dying

    • @danielbissell
      @danielbissell 4 года назад +97

      C’mon. Almost every celebrity smokes pot like taking tictacs.

  • @daltonbradford2014
    @daltonbradford2014 3 года назад +21280

    Gonna tell my kids this was Falcon and the Winter Soldier

  • @chiefkeefsbabydaddy9945
    @chiefkeefsbabydaddy9945 4 года назад +25776

    i love how Michael Che is always acting like he has something better to do

    • @fzzypurpleturtle
      @fzzypurpleturtle 4 года назад +121

      yes!!!

    • @fzzypurpleturtle
      @fzzypurpleturtle 4 года назад +156

      Thank you. He does! Hahahaha thank goodness he didnt leave !! Hahaha

    • @princess_siafa
      @princess_siafa 4 года назад +28

      Oh yeah🤣🤣🤣

    • @kermit3550
      @kermit3550 4 года назад +12

      @NOT YOU woAh there buDdy

    • @honeypot6719
      @honeypot6719 4 года назад +4

      dont_worry about_it
      I can vouch for this 😂

  • @sampepper7682
    @sampepper7682 4 года назад +17671

    Che: Do you think I'm a good friend?
    Colin: remembering the all the time's he forced him to sound racist

    • @coziiframe177
      @coziiframe177 4 года назад +68

      Lol.. Funny

    • @lavernphillips8779
      @lavernphillips8779 4 года назад +31

      Lol

    • @joshuaalexander6296
      @joshuaalexander6296 3 года назад +293

      And the lady “why the hesitation?” Lol she is for real about her polygraph test 😂

    • @royroos8036
      @royroos8036 3 года назад +92

      Yeah the Christmas specials where they have to read each others jokes are hilarious

    • @dhammer5842
      @dhammer5842 3 года назад +25

      You mean the highlights of his career

  • @earthavi
    @earthavi 5 лет назад +13581

    the polygraph lady is the best. i'm surprised most people didn't understand that it's a joke that she's so serious lol

    • @pipizondersnuif1335
      @pipizondersnuif1335 5 лет назад +252

      does cringe count as humor?

    • @Temzy17
      @Temzy17 5 лет назад +604

      @@pipizondersnuif1335 it actually does. It's called 'cringe comedy.' You might want to look it up.

    • @ariehill5631
      @ariehill5631 5 лет назад +193

      @@Temzy17 serious question: could The Office be counted as that? Kind of what my mind immediately went to

    • @meig8136
      @meig8136 5 лет назад +181

      Arie Hill yea the office would count, along with parks and rec, Brooklyn 99, and 30 rock (idk if that helped but)

    • @vatechie21
      @vatechie21 5 лет назад +87

      I think we get it but it doesn't play that well for her. I like her though. The other polygrapher they have does "tough guy" in a funnier way. Could just be the editing though.

  • @haseebie
    @haseebie 3 года назад +12613

    polygraph lady who probably has seen criminals confess: serious
    colin and michael: heheEEHEHEEHE

    • @briaquinlan9497
      @briaquinlan9497 3 года назад +200

      It definitely had a "crush on Michael" vibe at some moments tho

    • @raywilliams212
      @raywilliams212 3 года назад +61

      @@briaquinlan9497 his shirt DOES say Romance haha

    • @KatieLynn2
      @KatieLynn2 3 года назад +109

      She definitely was laughing and smiling with them

    • @tobyfinney768
      @tobyfinney768 3 года назад +49

      They can actually control it for entertainment purposes and to exaggerate the answers and that makes me really sad 😭

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 года назад +16

      She's playing it like a piano

  • @tjrusch
    @tjrusch 5 лет назад +4200

    I love the woman that gives the test. You never see her break character until these 2 show up lol.

    • @fzzypurpleturtle
      @fzzypurpleturtle 4 года назад +80

      I think there was one where the person kept referring to her by her first name and she was definitely swooning without meaning to

    • @fzzypurpleturtle
      @fzzypurpleturtle 4 года назад +27

      Found it! It was milo ventimiglia

    • @vinsondong879
      @vinsondong879 4 года назад +27

      When the Falcon and Winter soldier show finally comes out, Anthony and Sebastian should guest star on SNL as Colin and Michael

  • @HenaJ
    @HenaJ 5 лет назад +11657

    I love how they think we know to how to read the polygraph.

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 5 лет назад +799

      Right?? There's no explanation or anything. When the machine just wiggles a little bit, does mean they are lying, or does it have to wiggle a lot for it to be a lie??
      Idk why they don't just overlay text in the video that says truth or lie for each answer; that would be so much better. Or, they could just have her just say truth or lie after each answer. Either would be great 😂

    • @DezerayHope
      @DezerayHope 5 лет назад +334

      @@orchdork775 I think when the top line does a big wiggle that's when they're lying

    • @NovaKnight_
      @NovaKnight_ 5 лет назад +141

      susan ivy What if the person has something along the lines of an anxiety disorder that would give a physiological response that may be contrary to what they’re saying because they’re on edge? I’m just curious.

    • @Lewabwee
      @Lewabwee 5 лет назад +141

      ​@susan ivy All polygraph's test is your.... blood pressure, pulse, respiration, and skin conductivity. So they don't exactly measure your lying hormone that only gets activated when you're lying. If I have a reaction for any reason the lie detecter can mark it as a severe reaction and the person running the test will contextualize that as a lie. Looking at how calm and stern she is during this you can easily see how being in a situation that is more serious than a fun comedy bit could result in someone having a severe reaction to answering a particular question despite their honesty due to general discomfort with the situation if not something more specific.

    • @imnotmike
      @imnotmike 5 лет назад +182

      ​@susan ivy Even with the best interpretation of what they do, polygraphs do not test if you're telling the truth. They simply test if you're uncomfortable with a line of questioning. There are times when the truth is more uncomfortable than a lie, and telling the truth could trigger the polygraph more than telling a lie.
      Also when you're uncertain about the answer, the fact that you've been asked a question you don't know the answer to while hooked up to a supposed truth telling machine is going to make you uncomfortable and trigger the machine whether you tell the truth or not.
      You can see that happening all through the video. Any time they're asked a specific question about a vague topic it sets off the machine.
      How many people remember their dreams for long periods of time? But when Michael asks specifics about Colins dreams that he clearly doesn't remember, it sets off the machine. Not because he's lying, but because he's worried what the machine might interpret as a lie, because that is a very layered question that doesn't have a simple answer. If you think hard enough, you might be able to dig up a couple of memories, so it's not entirely true to say you don't remember - although for any reasonable expectation it's completely true - but it's certainly also not true that you do remember, since you would have to put a lot of effort into just getting useless fragments.
      Michael is a master of making Colin uncomfortable. It's what their whole act is based on. The questions he asked were going to set off the machine no matter what Colin said.

  • @elistaubsicle9117
    @elistaubsicle9117 6 лет назад +2463

    “which one is tax evasion” 😂 made me cry

  • @flowerbloom..
    @flowerbloom.. 3 года назад +5088

    Pete Davidson and Machine Gun Kelly: THEY’RE TRYING TO TEAR US APART
    Colin and Michael: *actively trying to tear each other apart*

    • @zeenoyb
      @zeenoyb 3 года назад +86

      That's their friendship, I love how they pick on each other and love each other highkey at the same time, it all shines thru 😂

    • @kleliamichel4944
      @kleliamichel4944 3 года назад +13

      Pete and MGK are honest friends, that's why

    • @bakedpsychopathtv5645
      @bakedpsychopathtv5645 Год назад +15

      @@kleliamichel4944 So are Michael and Colin

  • @CullenCochran
    @CullenCochran 6 лет назад +2586

    the way Che looks down at the ground and says "..friend" has to be up there with one of the more heart-warming moments of 2018.

    • @goldenealgefromdutchbros6834
      @goldenealgefromdutchbros6834 5 лет назад +4

      When?

    • @gio6166
      @gio6166 5 лет назад +31

      @@goldenealgefromdutchbros6834 16:09

    • @legvas9059
      @legvas9059 4 года назад +6

      When the Falcon and Winter soldier show finally comes out, Anthony and Sebastian should guest star on SNL as Colin and Michael

  • @moneybagshastings2247
    @moneybagshastings2247 5 лет назад +4862

    "You can take a boy outta Staten Island but you can't take Staten Island outta the boy" xDDDDD

    • @jk8352
      @jk8352 5 лет назад +32

      i wheezed

    • @jacidstorm2592
      @jacidstorm2592 5 лет назад +8

      This is at 666 and I hope no one changes it

    • @lukenel29
      @lukenel29 5 лет назад +12

      yes, but only for tax reasons...

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 4 года назад +3

      jacidstorm now it’s at 3.6 lmao

    • @sreeragjayagopal2054
      @sreeragjayagopal2054 3 года назад

      @@larrymcjones now its 4.3 lmao

  • @anthonys5542
    @anthonys5542 6 лет назад +2240

    Her seriousness and snarky responses are cracking me up.
    Che grilling Jost and giving him a hard time is hilarious.
    And Colin's laugh is hella contagious.

  • @MrTreCarter618
    @MrTreCarter618 3 года назад +4970

    Colin’s face after Che’s “Not enough attention” is how you know they’re great friends. He understood that he was serious and the response was heartfelt and waited for eye contact and nodded to acknowledge his words and offer silent empathy. They pick at each other, but clearly have the upmost respect. Che got deep with the “I think it’s fixed” too.

    • @simonethomas4090
      @simonethomas4090 3 года назад +91

      im so glad you caught that. so did i.

    • @wildpeepee2411
      @wildpeepee2411 3 года назад +17

      When was this

    • @MrTreCarter618
      @MrTreCarter618 3 года назад +44

      @@wildpeepee2411 13:20

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 3 года назад +51

      Man that was touching

    • @adumbberg
      @adumbberg 3 года назад +33

      The problem with Manhattan? Not enough attention. The response was sarcastic and deadpan. And hilarious. Colin joined in the deadpan serious tone, making it even more funny. Camera scans to lie detector test lady, seemingly oblivious, for humorous effect. Also, lie detector machine not moving, which tells you something about lie detector machines.

  • @leahlurie4315
    @leahlurie4315 5 лет назад +9914

    they have to do this with john mulaney and either nick kroll or pete davidson

  • @kianmonaghan8924
    @kianmonaghan8924 6 лет назад +4178

    Even the polygraph woman was laughing, and she literally never laughs

    • @HeavyMetalKittenx
      @HeavyMetalKittenx 6 лет назад +65

      Kian Monaghan she doesn’t even smile lol!

    • @sonogramgrl
      @sonogramgrl 6 лет назад +58

      I want her job. That would be such an interesting life (sigh).

    • @SergioDaMac559
      @SergioDaMac559 5 лет назад +3

      Cause shes fat

    • @saharafamily1
      @saharafamily1 5 лет назад +8

      Sergio Moralez ?

    • @SergioDaMac559
      @SergioDaMac559 5 лет назад +1

      @@saharafamily1 She never laughs cause shes mad that shes fat lol

  • @charlie1903
    @charlie1903 4 года назад +7336

    Michael: “If you could give marital advice to pete, what would it be?”
    Colin: “yes”

    • @spiciinugget
      @spiciinugget 4 года назад +159

      I love that it said he lied

    • @keegan.j1321
      @keegan.j1321 2 года назад +18

      @@spiciinugget does that mean he's saying no to marriage? honestly solid advice if so lol

    • @MessagesFromAurora
      @MessagesFromAurora 25 дней назад

      was he dating kim k at that time?

  • @jermm2183
    @jermm2183 3 года назад +4642

    I love how Che was just trying to get Colin to embarrass himself and Colin is giving this man a criminal interrogation

    • @LloydSkyLion
      @LloydSkyLion Год назад +32

      He wanted to know if they were friends, too.

    • @labzline
      @labzline Год назад +9

      That was surprisingly a good assessment. I’m not sure which one I prefer.

    • @TheManchise517
      @TheManchise517 Год назад +5

      Agree.. too serious colin..

  • @ronburgundy244
    @ronburgundy244 6 лет назад +11457

    These two need to be in some kind of buddy cop movie.

    • @michaelchenault3693
      @michaelchenault3693 6 лет назад +126

      They'd make an excellent Martin & Lewis if they weren't both so smart.

    • @miloesalazar
      @miloesalazar 6 лет назад +59

      Why a cop movie? I keep seeing this comment everywhere. There are other duo movies than just a cop film.

    • @ronburgundy244
      @ronburgundy244 6 лет назад +32

      MyloRen just the first that came to mind.

    • @michaelchenault3693
      @michaelchenault3693 6 лет назад +22

      Perhaps you might prefer a road movie. Maybe a remake of 'Road to Utopia.'

    • @Rememberme2305
      @Rememberme2305 6 лет назад +42

      The movie would be called "Two Black Guyz"

  • @myrajae6343
    @myrajae6343 5 лет назад +6055

    “misdemeanor or felony”
    “which one is tax evasion” 😭😭😭😭

    • @kohlcooke8789
      @kohlcooke8789 4 года назад +144

      lol and he looked dead serious too while the polygraph said he was telling the truth

    • @ger5565
      @ger5565 4 года назад +73

      3 days later, Michael Che was audited by the IRS.

    • @erikaflores2339
      @erikaflores2339 4 года назад +44

      the way Che looks down at the ground and says "..friend" has to be up there with one of the more heart-warming moments of 2018.

  • @June26Brown
    @June26Brown 6 лет назад +2338

    I've honestly never seen better chemistry, or a more genuine friendship in entertainment.

    • @yesyes9859
      @yesyes9859 6 лет назад +27

      John Brown yeah, maybe also the lonely island, but i agree.

    • @smrkva5911
      @smrkva5911 6 лет назад +109

      Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.

    • @indicolite3355
      @indicolite3355 6 лет назад +20

      Rhett and Link. They've also done the same lie detector test.

    • @PrydeWater901
      @PrydeWater901 6 лет назад +11

      Clarkson, Hammond, and May

    • @corey2232
      @corey2232 6 лет назад +18

      Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, and Owen Wilson used to be in everything together.

  • @jellycow6198
    @jellycow6198 2 года назад +650

    13:15 literally broke my heart... Colin's response to Michael's serious answer was so genuine and real and heartfelt that it just said so much to their relationship and how they understand each other through a silent, true understanding.

    • @jofriissac
      @jofriissac 2 года назад +9

      Great observation 👌🏽

    • @youtuubba010
      @youtuubba010 11 месяцев назад +3

      "Broken glass everywhere" is a great call back to Grandmaster Flash's The Message

    • @RockyLee-2023
      @RockyLee-2023 2 месяца назад

      ​@@youtuubba010thank you for mentioning that

  • @ninch98
    @ninch98 6 лет назад +4737

    Nick Kroll and John Mulaney need to do this ASAP!!!

  • @WoodwiseJoe
    @WoodwiseJoe 6 лет назад +2447

    "Do you think the system is broken?"
    "No, I think it is fixed."
    Awesome answer!

    • @troyevitt2437
      @troyevitt2437 6 лет назад +21

      Colin looks like JFK taking a polygraph.

    • @gramnet
      @gramnet 6 лет назад +6

      it was perfect

    • @asdasdasdasd714
      @asdasdasdasd714 6 лет назад +26

      "Wow, that gave _me_ a chill" awesome self follow-up

  • @lorenag.5280
    @lorenag.5280 6 лет назад +2627

    Idk why but for some reason it makes me happy knowing that Michael & Colin are actually friends in real life

    • @oliviachikowi9177
      @oliviachikowi9177 6 лет назад +70

      I 100% agree too, that I’m also happy that these two are actually friends. Love them together 😀

    • @allme2547
      @allme2547 6 лет назад +4

      @Stephanie Logan I love your comment...hope that makes you happy. XOXOX

    • @lindseysquire8417
      @lindseysquire8417 4 года назад +23

      The look on Colin's face when he realized that Micheal would choose him over Keenan added ten years to my lifespan.

  • @vegaankrum6115
    @vegaankrum6115 3 года назад +730

    michaels questions: do you think you’re better than me
    colins questions: r we friends 🥺

    • @FrancoisDressler
      @FrancoisDressler Год назад +6

      🤣

    • @INTJenny
      @INTJenny 6 месяцев назад +15

      Colin is such a softie lol

    • @bakedbeings
      @bakedbeings 5 месяцев назад +2

      Che had to grow up on the surface. Colin can't shake that Vault innocence.

    • @BananaFanaFoFannah
      @BananaFanaFoFannah 4 месяца назад +1

      @@bakedbeingsI LOVE THE FALLOUT REFERENCE!!!! :)

  • @Madfattdeeb
    @Madfattdeeb 5 лет назад +1559

    When Michael gets that serious look on his face when thinking about what's wrong with where he grow up and then replies "Not enough attention". Now that gave me chills! He seems so silly most of the time, but it's obvious how truly intelligent and deep he can be.

    • @dreamingofclare
      @dreamingofclare 4 года назад +13

      my fav part

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 4 года назад +61

      Yeah ive heard him speak at an event before he's SO wellspoken and really thoughtful i totally love him he's great to listen to

    • @flickanrimsky
      @flickanrimsky 4 года назад +73

      u know that being a funny comedian takes to be a truly intelligent lmao

    • @freeheeler09
      @freeheeler09 3 года назад +16

      Yep. Jost went to Harvard, and Che has the brains to keep up with him. And, I like that they think of each other as friends, yet give each other a hard time in a fun, kidding way, something many guys do with their good friends.

    • @rubberduckyofsteel
      @rubberduckyofsteel 3 года назад +5

      the way he said it was so sweet

  • @kimkatrel6780
    @kimkatrel6780 5 лет назад +5021

    When the Falcon and Winter soldier show finally comes out, Anthony and Sebastian should guest star on SNL as Colin and Michael

    • @CJAX
      @CJAX 4 года назад +33

      Omg

    • @beka9719
      @beka9719 4 года назад +67

      Broooooooo, they totally could thouhh

    • @Lucy-jt6yv
      @Lucy-jt6yv 4 года назад +93

      I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW

    • @sarahlopez4552
      @sarahlopez4552 4 года назад +49

      That is the smartest thing I’ve heard

    • @dreadfullygrey
      @dreadfullygrey 4 года назад +5

      DAM DANIEL!

  • @estherk5786
    @estherk5786 5 лет назад +2025

    I would like to say that I would 100% watch a reality show on just Michael and Colin being roommates.

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap 3 года назад +1334

    Their chemistry is great. Not only hilarious together, but you can really tell they have grown into genuine friends.

  • @oscarfun100
    @oscarfun100 6 лет назад +938

    "Do you refer to me as a friend or as a co-worker?"
    "A friend..."
    They are so cute after that answer, I'm melting lol

  • @johnsmiths8744
    @johnsmiths8744 6 лет назад +943

    "if you could give maritial advice to pete, what would you say?"
    "yes"

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 5 лет назад +9

      I dont think i got this one

    • @briezzy365
      @briezzy365 5 лет назад +6

      iop erty The answer “yes” implies Colin believes Pete should get married at all, the test indicated this to be a lie.

  • @poliknoy
    @poliknoy 6 лет назад +1398

    “Staten island is garbage land” LMAOOOO

  • @Tsudkyk
    @Tsudkyk Год назад +235

    This is one of the best duos in SNL history. They seem to really like each other yet there is tension in the room (also during weekend update) and they know how to play with that energy.

    • @Scarletowl24
      @Scarletowl24 Год назад +5

      It’s joined such iconic duos as John belushi and Dan akroyd, Chris Farley and david spade

  • @lindseysquire8417
    @lindseysquire8417 4 года назад +5249

    They simultaneously look nothing alike and exactly alike.

    • @supercorplove9144
      @supercorplove9144 4 года назад +322

      I know what you mean. They don’t look alike but they have similar facial expressions and face shapes

    • @effacalorie
      @effacalorie 3 года назад +291

      It's the cheeks they both were chipmunks in their past lives

    • @smokeandmirrors3913
      @smokeandmirrors3913 3 года назад +90

      @@effacalorie Chip n Dale as humans

    • @ItsNikolai
      @ItsNikolai 3 года назад +22

      @@smokeandmirrors3913 let's write this movie. Lmao

    • @walksthroughlife900
      @walksthroughlife900 3 года назад +15

      @@supercorplove9144 I think you've got it. Especially the way they smirk.

  • @Sergio-fu7mv
    @Sergio-fu7mv 5 лет назад +4290

    “Have you ever killed a woman?”
    “I don’t think I have”
    Girl: “😳”
    That had me dead for some reason. 😂

    • @kabelo6415
      @kabelo6415 4 года назад +71

      🤣🤣🤣and then he said if she died then it might be because of a broken heart

    • @leilajoy8178
      @leilajoy8178 4 года назад +16

      Well are you a woman, cause... then he tellin the truth

  • @RecardoGuillermo
    @RecardoGuillermo 6 лет назад +3089

    “Marital advice for Pete” yeah that’s a no go

    • @gazzy2228
      @gazzy2228 6 лет назад +62

      RecardoGuillermo
      That was a mega-oof

    • @StrawberryCrush2000
      @StrawberryCrush2000 6 лет назад +102

      maybe he should've given that advice am I right

    • @shapen360
      @shapen360 6 лет назад +56

      Colin knew what would happen.

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 6 лет назад +46

      didn't we all know tho?

  • @ShadowBlade-ye5nh
    @ShadowBlade-ye5nh 3 года назад +2437

    Colin Jost: doesn’t watch the Avengers
    Colin Jost now: married to black widow

    • @billyt8868
      @billyt8868 3 года назад +218

      they were already together…….. that was the joke 🤡🤡🤡

    • @razofdead
      @razofdead 2 года назад +11

      He knew her maybe for that movie with big-ants!

    • @ComaAlpha
      @ComaAlpha 6 месяцев назад +2

      That was the point of the question. Mike expected Colin to say Scarlett because they're married or at least dating by the time this was shot.

  • @martinbondesson
    @martinbondesson 5 лет назад +3916

    "Do you think I'll ever get to date a beautiful celebrity as well?"
    "Do you want to?" *can barely contain laughter*
    "No."
    "Yeah."
    Oh man, this made me laugh so hard. And that lady almost laughing too didn't make it easier!

    • @net9373
      @net9373 4 года назад +1

      Yeah fr😂😂

    • @erikaflores2339
      @erikaflores2339 4 года назад +57

      “misdemeanor or felony”
      “which one is tax evasion” 😭😭😭😭

    • @goombapizza6335
      @goombapizza6335 3 года назад +13

      And the jokes have only gotten more intense since Jost and ScarJo got married, lol. Che has a serious "my best friend's girl" crush that he won't stop harping on... don't leave him alone in a room with her ;-)

  • @whathasitevermeant
    @whathasitevermeant 6 лет назад +640

    "Do you think I'm second?"
    "No. because I think you're first."
    Wow, that was humbling. (6:27)

    • @supermojo9672
      @supermojo9672 5 лет назад +29

      Was a lie, but cute lie. 😳😊

    • @b.g.3073
      @b.g.3073 5 лет назад

      Thanks. I can't hear or read, so that was helpful.

  • @xXSakuraTearsXx
    @xXSakuraTearsXx 5 лет назад +8180

    *Colin:* Do you think our political system is broken?
    *Che:* _No... I think it’s fixed._
    *Me:* *≗ȏ≗*
    *Colin:* *≗ȏ ≗*
    *Che:* *≗ ȏ≗*
    *Polygraph Lady:* _ಠ_ಠ_

    • @THLaunched
      @THLaunched 4 года назад +109

      Loclyn LaBorde she said “yeah” when he said that was poetic

    • @xXSakuraTearsXx
      @xXSakuraTearsXx 4 года назад +58

      Morning Dew,
      I was mostly joking about their faces during that part- _especially_ since she stays so serious throughout the video. That was the most stark difference in reaction they had, through it all, _imho._

    • @msmarshall3pt0
      @msmarshall3pt0 3 года назад +10

      That was pretty dope!

    • @dorkus309
      @dorkus309 3 года назад +1

      Literally the best part

  • @bwines16
    @bwines16 Год назад +193

    “I don’t sit here and say bad things about where you grew up”
    “Literally what you’re about to do next” 😂😂😂 they know each other so well

  • @VonTom
    @VonTom 6 лет назад +1960

    By far the funniest one of these yet

  • @sissyrrr98
    @sissyrrr98 6 лет назад +2496

    I love that women. She’s so serious and rude in the most intentional and best way

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 6 лет назад +36

      sissyrrr98 *woman

    • @sissyrrr98
      @sissyrrr98 6 лет назад +5

      RUclipsName eh I always get confused on this

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 6 лет назад +27

      sissyrrr98 How to remember: it's like man vs men but with wo- added on the front.

    • @sofiapalacios4326
      @sofiapalacios4326 6 лет назад +4

      sissyrrr98 i always think of it as like in "superman" being singular

    • @brittneybabeee4031
      @brittneybabeee4031 6 лет назад +11

      Just try to think of it simply if you can. Woman and man are singular and women and men are plural. An=singular and En=plural. If you ever need help with English or anything else, feel free to let me know and I can email you. :) Have a great day!

  • @leviweiss4135
    @leviweiss4135 6 лет назад +2000

    The polygraph lady is stone cold and reminds me a little bit of Jillian Bell.

    • @masontansey1458
      @masontansey1458 6 лет назад +42

      Levi Weiss she’s acting like she’s the person in the movie that has no emotions but she does polygraph tests for a living so

    • @rubymaller6346
      @rubymaller6346 6 лет назад

      Jillian Bell, yes!!

    • @DJ-vu9lx
      @DJ-vu9lx 5 лет назад +1

      A wee bit terse.

    • @martini1179
      @martini1179 5 лет назад

      Reminds me of Reese Witherspoon.

    • @Dot_Con
      @Dot_Con 5 лет назад +9

      It's comedic lmao. Clearly they were asking her to play that up.

  • @dylansartore8633
    @dylansartore8633 3 года назад +328

    proof of friendship is how they survived through a situation this awkward

  • @TWE_2000
    @TWE_2000 6 лет назад +900

    Colin: Misdemeanor or Felony
    Che: Which one is tax evasion?
    😂😂😂😂

    • @jstandards766
      @jstandards766 6 лет назад +27

      "It's federal"
      "I'll say misdemeanor then lol"

  • @TerranceMann
    @TerranceMann 6 лет назад +3205

    Which one is tax evasion?

  • @MarkReviews
    @MarkReviews 6 лет назад +5427

    "Yeah...you just can't use chickens."

    • @umuh3709
      @umuh3709 6 лет назад +4

      I’m the first reply

    • @jonathandoss5852
      @jonathandoss5852 6 лет назад +5

      I read this right as he said it.

    • @justthefactsfactsman8359
      @justthefactsfactsman8359 6 лет назад

      @@umuh3709 You're an idiot.

    • @petrcrawthwait9338
      @petrcrawthwait9338 6 лет назад +2

      i really hate these vanity fair videos. basically the equivalent of spam

    • @treehuggerkyle
      @treehuggerkyle 5 лет назад +1

      I saw this comment at the very beginning of the video. I couldn’t wait to find out in what context it was used.
      (Later) I was not disappointed! 😂🤣

  • @StefaniaOlla
    @StefaniaOlla 3 года назад +906

    Colin: "Do you refer to me as more of a friend or of a coworker?"
    Che: *gets suddenly shy*
    That was so sweet, aw.

  • @User-ft6dc
    @User-ft6dc 6 лет назад +245

    This is the most adorable bromance i have ever seen. Move in together guys.

  • @JuleszzC
    @JuleszzC 6 лет назад +313

    Woah nice double entrendre. Colin's Q: "Do you think our political system is broken?" Michael's response, "No, I think it's fixed." Too true and chills all around!

    • @30catsinacardigan22
      @30catsinacardigan22 4 года назад +25

      @Lauren Perez-Engel the political system is "fixed" in the sense that it is permanently broken.

    • @darrellglover493
      @darrellglover493 4 года назад +13

      @Lauren Perez-Engel fixed as in it's rigged. Like a fixed game.

  • @meeshell2267
    @meeshell2267 5 лет назад +552

    Michael Che is so quick with his humor wow

    • @mylesrothfarb9
      @mylesrothfarb9 4 года назад +10

      It’s almost like he gets paid to do it

    • @JC-rl6ln
      @JC-rl6ln 3 года назад +5

      Myles Rothfarb Passive-aggressive much?

  • @andreicmello
    @andreicmello 3 года назад +104

    15:11 that look of indignation quickly turning into pride when the machine reacts is great lol

  • @Inamichan
    @Inamichan 6 лет назад +297

    14:20 “stop yelling at the machine”
    Michael: _rage against the machine_

  • @adrianlares4850
    @adrianlares4850 5 лет назад +6826

    YoU’rE yElLiNg At A mAcHiNe RiGhT nOw

    • @iamthebyron
      @iamthebyron 5 лет назад +219

      She was referring to herself. #icecold

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 5 лет назад +229

      She seems fun.
      And by that I mean she ruins it

    • @herhighness1111
      @herhighness1111 5 лет назад +51

      So rude

    • @RegularRyy
      @RegularRyy 5 лет назад +316

      shes playing a character, people. lmao

    • @RondaDM
      @RondaDM 5 лет назад +59

      @black paw - yeah that's just her being the detective like on First 48 she's just playing the part she's really not mean

  • @justkeepingtabs1
    @justkeepingtabs1 6 лет назад +650

    Colin looks so happy when Che gets caught in the lie that he'd prefer Keenan as a wingman 😁

  • @ayjohnnyboy
    @ayjohnnyboy 3 года назад +380

    Colin: Yeah I'm sure I've lied to you at some point
    Che: About what?
    He asked him like an angry girlfriend lol

  • @Off5eth
    @Off5eth 5 лет назад +815

    “Yeah just not with chickens”😂

  • @dannikris7765
    @dannikris7765 6 лет назад +298

    “No I think everyone should be made fun of least 4 times a week” agreed Che, agreed lmao

  • @ChuckD008
    @ChuckD008 6 лет назад +375

    It took a few seasons for them to jive on Update but I love the friendship thats blossomed between the two "anchors". Theyre hysterical together.

  • @KhushiSingh-hb9hr
    @KhushiSingh-hb9hr 2 месяца назад +13

    at 3:12 the way colin asks "do you want to?" is in a very specific tone that's like "i'll set you up if you want me to but i know you don't want me to so why are you asking?" and i think that's very telling of their friendship 😂

  • @chattycassiee
    @chattycassiee 6 лет назад +741

    Colin’s turned into a dad so much in the last two years like it’s insane. His literally the physical embodiment of the stereotypical Caucasian dad, yet he has zero kids.

    • @Draigon18
      @Draigon18 6 лет назад +21

      hes 35..its normal u weirdo. regardless of kids.

    • @TrumbullComic
      @TrumbullComic 6 лет назад +37

      He's also dating a woman with a kid.

    • @micro-babe
      @micro-babe 6 лет назад +17

      I can call him Daddy.

    • @GayDracula_
      @GayDracula_ 6 лет назад +1

      @@micro-babe yes

    • @FadzaiSimango
      @FadzaiSimango 5 лет назад +2

      A really young dad, I guess. People (particularly entertainers) in his generation would probably only have kids in preschool by his age 🤷🏾‍♂️
      But if he were a Baby Boomer, he'd probably have a young teenager already 😅

  • @emyherrera
    @emyherrera 6 лет назад +434

    Colin getting all giggly is absolutely adorable

  • @the_lovely_drawing8514
    @the_lovely_drawing8514 6 лет назад +499

    they're probably so happy they finally got this opportunity to talk about pete and ariana since snl is between seasons right now lmao

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 6 лет назад +15

      martial advice to Pete?
      -yes.
      LIE
      i died.

    • @Draigon18
      @Draigon18 6 лет назад +1

      ya im sure they arent allowed to talk outside of recorded video...ur dumb

  • @presidentcamacho4236
    @presidentcamacho4236 4 года назад +214

    Che's even got a hoodie that says 'Romance' to mark the occasion. How lovely.

    • @jaywillingham4085
      @jaywillingham4085 3 года назад +3

      LoL, thought that was a little too coincidental myself.

  • @seal869
    @seal869 5 лет назад +659

    Che saying he voted for Trump is A+++ trolling.

    • @xpacheco22
      @xpacheco22 5 лет назад +108

      seal869 I thought he was deadass

    • @Kuttie03
      @Kuttie03 5 лет назад +58

      seal869 i hope he is trolling.

    • @jamalimam3784
      @jamalimam3784 4 года назад +11

      He's telling the truth.

    • @mimimary16
      @mimimary16 4 года назад +7

      I think he was being honest

    • @seal869
      @seal869 4 года назад +4

      @ Che is a republican? why do you say that?

  • @sjoo8
    @sjoo8 4 года назад +460

    "You're yelling at a machine right now." I laughed so hard bc she was back into character like we didn't see her break like 18 times 😂. Ma'am it's too late, we saw the giggles lol.

    • @kylecook7187
      @kylecook7187 Год назад +6

      Broke more during this than any of the others I've seen her in

  • @pinkdarkcrystal
    @pinkdarkcrystal 6 лет назад +827

    *YOURE YELLING AT A MACHINE RIGHT NOW*

    • @abbieb1129
      @abbieb1129 5 лет назад +6

      Zaire Dunlap why did I read “YOURE YELLING AT A FRUIT MACHINE”

    • @TheUKisThere
      @TheUKisThere 5 лет назад

      @@abbieb1129 Don't know.

    • @Warrax85tp
      @Warrax85tp 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah, she needs to take it down a little bit

  • @Alios8212
    @Alios8212 2 года назад +71

    "is our system broken?" "No, I think it's fixed." Best answer ever.

  • @rexflamingo1037
    @rexflamingo1037 5 лет назад +1317

    I think Colin should play Kennedy in a biopic.

    • @368carameldelux
      @368carameldelux 5 лет назад

      He could play Big John and John John

    • @swiftlyridley8608
      @swiftlyridley8608 4 года назад +41

      He lowkey looks like one

    • @MoffTought
      @MoffTought 4 года назад +12

      This is legit what I was thinking, like he could play like 30 year old kennedy

    • @ehamm4834
      @ehamm4834 3 года назад

      Agreed

  • @lakesalpal3553
    @lakesalpal3553 4 года назад +488

    “are you funny because deep down you’re *miserable* ?” LMAOOOOO

  • @juicyjanelle9581
    @juicyjanelle9581 5 лет назад +505

    I love that Michael is just spending the whole video trying to get Colin to break like they’re on SNL 😂😂

  • @EMurph42
    @EMurph42 3 года назад +61

    Colin & Che are the greatest comedy duo in decades if not absolutely ever. I think they’ve done so much better for the country then 45 ever could. Their friendship is genuine and frankly beautiful.

  • @bluetides
    @bluetides 4 года назад +2611

    *”Have you gotten away with a crime?”*
    “Yes.”
    *”Was it a misdemeanor or a felony?”*
    “Which one is tax evasion?”
    absolutely killed me

    • @valeriedemello1794
      @valeriedemello1794 3 года назад +5

      @@cgreen399 not FBI, the IRS, and there's no statute of limitations for tax evasion.

    • @ideadwars6025
      @ideadwars6025 11 месяцев назад

      And then her answering felony, so he said misdemeanor 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Pulse22
    @Pulse22 6 лет назад +107

    I like how these two appear to be genuinely friends. It makes them more entertaining together.

  • @safikamahamud9393
    @safikamahamud9393 4 года назад +2312

    If Tom Holland do this he will reveal the whole Phase 4.

    • @hickyxnicky411
      @hickyxnicky411 4 года назад +4

      lol yes!!

    • @ameliaoconnor8734
      @ameliaoconnor8734 4 года назад +38

      You think he knows anything about phase four?!

    • @janessa.5623
      @janessa.5623 4 года назад +4

      @@ameliaoconnor8734 facts

    • @cristinaluca8013
      @cristinaluca8013 3 года назад +5

      he should do it with jake gyllehaal that would be so cool

    • @monaeyaandrade1000
      @monaeyaandrade1000 3 года назад +4

      @@ameliaoconnor8734 no😭 they literally made him film scenes that weren’t even in endgame so he wouldn’t say anything 😭😭

  • @rocksand2853
    @rocksand2853 3 года назад +1013

    Colin: Cockfights are legal in America, right?
    Che: Yes, except you can’t use chickens
    I’m dying
    edit: spelling :))

  • @thesharkangel6341
    @thesharkangel6341 6 лет назад +314

    I had never gotten a chance to REALLY detail Michel Che's face before but... he's more attractive than I previously thought. Like... he's just straight up attractive. This was cool to watch.

    • @esria
      @esria 6 лет назад +19

      I had the same reaction. The facial expressions he has on Weekend Update don't showcase him. Turns out he has a lovely mouth, good symmetry, and purty eyes.

    • @thesharkangel6341
      @thesharkangel6341 6 лет назад +8

      @@esria EXACTLY! Thanks for explaining it for me! :D

    • @Tati_257
      @Tati_257 6 лет назад +7

      Gabriela Fermin Love that you said this because I agree!!! Before this I just watched a stand up clip of him about white girls in Brooklyn and was like whoa since when is Michael Che SO hot and attractive?!?! I’ve never once seeing him a million times on WU thought he was hot.... so weird!

  • @corneliuswhite5139
    @corneliuswhite5139 5 лет назад +781

    "Everyone should be made fun of at least 4 times a week." Deep!

  • @Rocketblaster2008
    @Rocketblaster2008 4 года назад +550

    “did you ever kill a woman?” “If I did it was only of a broken heart”. -> lie detector operator cracks

    • @bethfinn370
      @bethfinn370 2 года назад

      Yes, I'm a Beth as well. What was THAT about? I'm so curious!

  • @brianmurillo5340
    @brianmurillo5340 3 года назад +50

    "Not enough attention" cut me deep. That's how I feel about the South Bronx and Spanish Harlem, growing up. Perfect answer, no drama, nothing mean.

    • @ella17734
      @ella17734 3 года назад +1

      Can you elaborate please?

  • @veerumisra_
    @veerumisra_ 5 лет назад +1528

    Nobody:
    Colin Jost: *wheeze*

    • @lindseysquire8417
      @lindseysquire8417 4 года назад +9

      buzzfeed unsolved is shaking

    • @jasonjohn283
      @jasonjohn283 4 года назад +2

      “misdemeanor or felony”
      “which one is tax evasion” 😭😭😭😭

  • @Mogthrasir1989
    @Mogthrasir1989 6 лет назад +528

    “You’re literally yelling at a machine right now...”
    “Look, Lady, I’ve yelled at my toaster before, and it wasn’t judging me in front of the whole internet. Don’t tell me what crazy sounds like!”

  • @wolf3755
    @wolf3755 6 лет назад +137

    I love how Michael always brings the Harvard thing up

  • @dwightschrute992
    @dwightschrute992 3 года назад +198

    "If you could give marital advice to pete what would it be?"
    "Yes"
    LIES

  • @RobbieBackpacking
    @RobbieBackpacking 6 лет назад +599

    "Bad friend says what?" LOL

  • @ethanbusse5723
    @ethanbusse5723 5 лет назад +120

    When Colin asked Michael what’s wrong with where he grew up.. his answer was so heartfelt and sad... I’m crying

  • @themightywhoosh5497
    @themightywhoosh5497 5 лет назад +246

    "which one is tax evasion?" LMFAO

  • @santividal9387
    @santividal9387 Год назад +61

    I love how Che didn't lie about voting for Trump or having a tough childhood, but somehow he lied about watching the Kardashians hahaha

  • @UCCJGUY
    @UCCJGUY 6 лет назад +115

    "You're yelling at a machine right now." Best line ever! Hahahahahahahaha.

  • @dimakotme
    @dimakotme 6 лет назад +904

    "I believe it's fixed"

    • @DanielOrteez
      @DanielOrteez 6 лет назад +10

      Дмитрий Кот Chills

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 6 лет назад +15

      12:06

    • @bri3700
      @bri3700 6 лет назад +10

      I really wanted to like this, but we're at 420 votes and I'm a respectable millenial

    • @The.End.Begins24
      @The.End.Begins24 6 лет назад

      not broken,

    • @chanelgraham4463
      @chanelgraham4463 6 лет назад +4

      Absolute chills smh

  • @brownie2794
    @brownie2794 6 лет назад +129

    "Do you think our current political system is broken?""No, I think it's fixed"I have never been more attracted to Che than this moment.

  • @BMWDRE10
    @BMWDRE10 5 лет назад +87

    Awww, the "friend or co-worker" question left them all blushed. Too cute!