Trump Embarrassed He Keeps Sleeping During Trial & Klan Mom Marjorie Taylor Greene vs Mike Johnson

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  • Опубликовано: 30 апр 2024
  • Today is the first day of May and once again our nation’s news media can’t believe it, according to a new study of American accents the most attractive one is the Southern accent, Marjorie Taylor Greene is furious because her plan to oust Mike Johnson as Speaker of the House has been foiled, Ted Cruz is co-sponsor of a bill that would make it harder for consumers to get a refund from airlines in the event of delay or cancellation, Naptain America got his day started by asking where Sleepy Joe is, Trump touched down in Waukesha this afternoon in his first big rally since being fined for contempt of court, Wisconsin also got a visit from the Pillow Fairy Mike Lindell, we reveal our new product the MAGA Blaster, and stoners try recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
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  • @boblloyd75
    @boblloyd75 15 дней назад +1181

    Mike Johnson and Hakim should put an action on the floor to remove MTG from Congress.

    • @kenyonbissett3512
      @kenyonbissett3512 15 дней назад +72

      Please, Please, Please 🙏🏻!

    • @EdT.-xt6yv
      @EdT.-xt6yv 15 дней назад +7

      11:24

    • @glendadowe
      @glendadowe 15 дней назад +31

      I WISH ... I WISH ... I WISH .... OKAY DOROTHY !🇦🇺

    • @jodykoropatnicki3957
      @jodykoropatnicki3957 15 дней назад +10

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @merphul
      @merphul 15 дней назад +47

      Johnson doesn't have the guts to shave down his majority any further.
      I hope Jeffries got some solid promises in return for saving his bacon.

  • @freya8133
    @freya8133 15 дней назад +1465

    I can't wait until Trump, MTG, and Ted Cruz are no longer in politics.

    • @NotDeluded
      @NotDeluded 15 дней назад +71

      You forgot Beetlejuice... 😂

    • @EdT.-xt6yv
      @EdT.-xt6yv 15 дней назад +1

      11:24

    • @seanvictorville4515
      @seanvictorville4515 15 дней назад +35

      Here, Here!!! They are an embarrassment!!

    • @velikovskysghost
      @velikovskysghost 15 дней назад

      @freya8133 I can't you know believe it I think I figured it out, these three are a tag team wrestling trio! Starring Trumplestiltskin! Marjory Toadstool Grim Reaper Greene the living neanderthal, and Ted (The Crusher) Cruzinsky.

    • @sherrih6375
      @sherrih6375 15 дней назад +70

      Don't leave Lindsay Graham behind! Kick him out!
      😮😮😮

  • @Dragonfly-J
    @Dragonfly-J 14 дней назад +595

    Please remove MTG from congress. She is an embarrassment to the state of Georgia and the entire country.

    • @Bert_de_Wit
      @Bert_de_Wit 14 дней назад +50

      As a non-American, I can confirm this. I pray for you good people. It scares the crap out of me that people like her hold any form of political power in a country as powerful as yours. Greetings from the Netherlands!

    • @kathybiondic4352
      @kathybiondic4352 14 дней назад +4

      Ed​@@Bert_de_Wit

    • @THINJIMI
      @THINJIMI 14 дней назад +28

      @@Bert_de_Wit- Thank-you! It’s good to know other countries can understand and support us in this time of crisis.

    • @strikerbowls791
      @strikerbowls791 14 дней назад +15

      Non American here. Can already tell she loves guns and is religious

    • @WindyCity1970
      @WindyCity1970 14 дней назад +1

      FACTS 100%

  • @susanjohnson5913
    @susanjohnson5913 14 дней назад +372

    Fed up with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Absolutely unacceptable to be in Washington DC

    • @DaveCM
      @DaveCM 14 дней назад +11

      And yet she seems to have a lot of power and influence in the Republican party. I don't get it.

    • @marvin_pumpt
      @marvin_pumpt 14 дней назад +8

      @DaveCM it seems like it’s starting to unravel a bit for her. Hopefully it continues in that direction.

    • @tenkloosterherman
      @tenkloosterherman 14 дней назад +8

      Even more worrying are the people who voted for Moscow Marge.

    • @Bert_de_Wit
      @Bert_de_Wit 14 дней назад +11

      That she holds any level of political influence is terrifying to a lot of us here in western Europe. We're not perfect of course. But she's mind boggling!

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 14 дней назад +3

      @@DaveCM The media loves her verbal belly flops.

  • @suzannarobinson4726
    @suzannarobinson4726 15 дней назад +215

    Marjorie's voice has all the charms of a buzzsaw.

  • @paulthompkins4150
    @paulthompkins4150 14 дней назад +479

    MTG is an embarrassment to the state of Georgia.

    • @ln8116
      @ln8116 14 дней назад +20

      If she is a typical Georgian, we are lost.

    • @dblocker3145
      @dblocker3145 14 дней назад +42

      MTG is an embarrassment to procreation!

    • @frankG335
      @frankG335 14 дней назад +27

      To the entire nation! To the world!

    • @gustavodeugarte9460
      @gustavodeugarte9460 14 дней назад +11

      She only wants fame!!

    • @hjohnston3534
      @hjohnston3534 14 дней назад +23

      Even the rock from which she slithered out from under is embarrassed!

  • @eldenringer6466
    @eldenringer6466 14 дней назад +57

    MTG is truly grotesque...

    • @venanziocalise946
      @venanziocalise946 11 дней назад +1

      To think she is college educated, daddy did not get his money worth, " indicktable."

  • @tomtiernan8134
    @tomtiernan8134 14 дней назад +53

    The only thing funnier than Kimmel making fun of trump is watching trump flail around trying to take down Kimmel.

    • @danielwilliams8346
      @danielwilliams8346 14 дней назад +4

      I wish we could watch his reactions in real time 😆

    • @robertkieffer8497
      @robertkieffer8497 13 дней назад

      Actually insane that he's winning by such a large margin too man

    • @tomtiernan8134
      @tomtiernan8134 13 дней назад +3

      @@robertkieffer8497
      Why are trumpers so delusional?

    • @robertkieffer8497
      @robertkieffer8497 13 дней назад

      @tomtiernan8134 not a clue man, sad to see

  • @chuckbouscaren3898
    @chuckbouscaren3898 15 дней назад +766

    I believe that it's may 1st, no problem. What I can't believe is that Trump is still not in prison!

    • @ryanreedgibson
      @ryanreedgibson 15 дней назад +34

      He's made a mockery of our criminal justice system.

    • @whoseturnisit9733
      @whoseturnisit9733 15 дней назад +24

      I can’t either. I’m still waiting on the documents case since he also took 5 Eyrs docs, which included my country UK. He’d have been in prison by 6th Jan 2021 here, stopping him taking and misusing all those National security docs.

    • @TheRealBlueValhalla
      @TheRealBlueValhalla 15 дней назад +23

      I almost missed rent but yeah Trump needs to go away forever.

    • @janvierramazzi
      @janvierramazzi 15 дней назад +9

      ​@@TheRealBlueValhalla Yes the fartmaster has to go away forever and you need get to work apparently...

    • @seanvictorville4515
      @seanvictorville4515 15 дней назад +9

      These things take time. But it's coming.🤞

  • @waltergraves3273
    @waltergraves3273 14 дней назад +1156

    I am a Texas Republican, but the second Cruz knelt to the altar of Trump, he lost my vote. I will vote for the Democrat opponent while voting for Biden against Trump. I will oppose Trump and any one that he endorses or kneels at Trumps altar.

    • @NOCALGooN916
      @NOCALGooN916 14 дней назад +76

      When yall had that bad ice storm that knocked out all the power he immediately left to to like cancun or something like like that too

    • @JimDandy-rn4vd
      @JimDandy-rn4vd 14 дней назад +8

      Who Cares

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 14 дней назад +85

      ​@@JimDandy-rn4vdyou did enough to reply.

    • @joeybleu66
      @joeybleu66 14 дней назад +90

      wow a sane texas republican you give us hope good sir . thank you

    • @momomikey
      @momomikey 14 дней назад +39

      Thank You!!!

  • @marct9942
    @marct9942 14 дней назад +57

    When Cruz promised a photo signed by him, I literally threw up in my mouth

  • @jamesl9371
    @jamesl9371 14 дней назад +49

    So many Americans can’t believe that it’s May. It follows April every year
    The USA really needs to improve the education system

    • @arellatikvah
      @arellatikvah 14 дней назад +1

      Someone actually asked me today if I could believe it's May, lol 😂

    • @bobbykiriakidis9753
      @bobbykiriakidis9753 14 дней назад +2

      It’s just small talk and yes we all do it unfortunately

    • @Earthneedsado-over177
      @Earthneedsado-over177 12 дней назад +1

      I do believe it's May, I do I do I do!

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac 15 дней назад +1481

    His lawyers can call him 'President Trump' all they want, but there is nothing presidential about what's unfolding in that courtroom.

    • @tiwantiwaabibiman2603
      @tiwantiwaabibiman2603 15 дней назад

      There wasn't a single thing presidential about him when all of "you" voted for him in the first place and put him in that office.

    • @Leslie01
      @Leslie01 15 дней назад +76

      Say That One More Time For The MF'ers That Didn't Hear You In The Back 💯

    • @lenninyberg4064
      @lenninyberg4064 15 дней назад +30

      Nothing she just said gives the slightest bit of work she might do for her constituents.

    • @Dead_Kerbal
      @Dead_Kerbal 15 дней назад +22

      You're listening it wrong...they say he is ''Present and Drumft''!!

    • @divinewon73
      @divinewon73 15 дней назад

      🛑Merr Merr Gar Gar is a member of the Fed Errol ist Society which works with the Heritic found ation and provided the project 2025, 920 page document to obliterate the federal government... these are the same organizations that provided us with Roberts and the rest.☣️

  • @Catherinzsl
    @Catherinzsl 15 дней назад +134

    The most grating, ear-stabbing American accent is MTG's.

    • @ln8116
      @ln8116 14 дней назад +2

      It is not an American accent - it is a slaughter of the English language.

  • @maramunson336
    @maramunson336 14 дней назад +12

    Thank you for showing us AGAIN how angry MTG is... angry angry angry.

  • @peaceloveharmony7213
    @peaceloveharmony7213 14 дней назад +64

    That’s shameful. Our ex-president doesn’t know it either.
    “I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. And to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and Justice for all. ✌🏼⚖️

    • @karenfitzpatrick6256
      @karenfitzpatrick6256 14 дней назад +6

      They did capitalize "God" tho...To me, not a bad thing to be included.
      I recited that "Pledge" every morning in school.
      We stood up, faced the flag that was in each of our classrooms, hand over heart and said these words, to appreciate why we were all free in United States. Americans living and working together.
      MTG seems to have forgotten the "United," "one Nation," and "indivisible" parts entirely...

    • @gplus1000
      @gplus1000 14 дней назад +5

      There is no comma after one nation. It's a common mistake carried out through the years.

    • @bellabunnell3174
      @bellabunnell3174 14 дней назад +4

      ​@@karenfitzpatrick6256shouldn't even been there.

    • @mgconlan
      @mgconlan 13 дней назад +5

      I'm still upset that the Pledge of Allegiance includes the words "under God." They were added in the 1950's when the U.S. was fighting a Cold War not against Communism, but "Godless Communism." I grew up as an atheist (I'd call myself agnostic now) and always felt that the inclusion of "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance told me I was never going to be anything more than a second-class citizen.

    • @tomcat58rtc
      @tomcat58rtc 13 дней назад

      I know your age. 💙💙💙💙

  • @sue7734
    @sue7734 15 дней назад +720

    MTG needs to shut her yap and do some work with the money we pay her with our tax dollars.
    She thinks Democrats reaching across the aisle is a bad thing?
    Democrats understand that in order for our country to work, we need bipartisanship.
    Republicans think it's either their way or no way.

    • @donnakubiski5572
      @donnakubiski5572 15 дней назад +64

      I totally agree with you. You hit the nail on the head! She and others like her have no business being in government.

    • @MariaMartinez-researcher
      @MariaMartinez-researcher 15 дней назад +1

      Not Republicans. Trumpists. There are barely any Republican left in that party.

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM 15 дней назад +25

      Well said!!

    • @EdT.-xt6yv
      @EdT.-xt6yv 15 дней назад +5

      11:24

    • @JKB-ji6xl
      @JKB-ji6xl 15 дней назад

      MTG, Gaetz, Boebert, & Trumpy's other pupils R there 4 purposes of obstruction. Then they can say, "Govt doesn't work."

  • @ltho5616
    @ltho5616 15 дней назад +263

    Greene is so dim, she doesn't understand she is the bs coming from DC

    • @quercusquercus532
      @quercusquercus532 15 дней назад +11

      "With great power comes great responsibility". This hasn't been the case in DC since well before 2002. Greene Goblin is from Marvel.

    • @bunyipdragon9499
      @bunyipdragon9499 15 дней назад +3

      ​@@quercusquercus532originally written by French author Voltaire 💜

    • @catherinedonnelly1025
      @catherinedonnelly1025 14 дней назад +5

      IKR … it’s the Denning Kruger effect !!!
      Which means she thinks she’s smarter, & better than anyone else but she’s obviously not !!!

    • @quercusquercus532
      @quercusquercus532 14 дней назад +3

      @@bunyipdragon9499 Wow, I didn't know this. Thought you were replying to a different comment I made about the Pledge of Allegiance and Metallica. "... And Justice For All" is pretty close to Voltaire too.

    • @venanziocalise946
      @venanziocalise946 11 дней назад

      Correction Georgia swamp area.

  • @TM2U-1
    @TM2U-1 14 дней назад +17

    Those jurors should be getting hazard pay.

  • @darrenweissman4327
    @darrenweissman4327 14 дней назад +25

    “Sleeping” is not a place.

  • @unique2dou964
    @unique2dou964 15 дней назад +150

    Why doesn't the Media just ignore MTG? The rest of us do!

    • @vanessadarnell7508
      @vanessadarnell7508 14 дней назад +5

      Because people need to see how crazy she really is

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 14 дней назад +3

      We decide what the Media shows. The more we, the users, click on something, the more value it gets, the more the media earns with it contenst. Roughly spoken, outrage sells.

    • @stevenmoore3480
      @stevenmoore3480 14 дней назад

      @@chenzen1578 yeah but what a depressing fact that is, because it means it wil never change, becasue the only body that can change it (the masses) are in fact the problem. Same with Billionaires, what kind of species allows individuals to have more than Billions of others with no real merit?

    • @darrenrrawlings
      @darrenrrawlings 14 дней назад

      The irony in this comment is strong.

    • @stevenmoore3480
      @stevenmoore3480 14 дней назад

      @@darrenrrawlings If the news doesn't ignore them, and someone looks at the news... see how this works, no irony at all.

  • @clipper7868
    @clipper7868 15 дней назад +800

    Ted Cruz is a big embarrassment for Texas..

    • @thegoodpimps
      @thegoodpimps 15 дней назад +30

      Voting him into the Senate was the only way to get Ted to leave the state otherwise we needed a forever winter.

    • @TheresaLyonhart
      @TheresaLyonhart 15 дней назад +51

      Ted Cruz is an embarrassment to life, in general.

    • @clipper7868
      @clipper7868 15 дней назад +12

      @@thegoodpimps 🤣

    • @peteruhl8181
      @peteruhl8181 15 дней назад +35

      Embarrassment for USA. And Canada

    • @RewindingVHS
      @RewindingVHS 15 дней назад +34

      Ted Cruz reason #1 for TERM LIMITS

  • @stanleyvrbeaudet3721
    @stanleyvrbeaudet3721 14 дней назад +41

    Why is Donald Trump sleeping in Court? He will have time to do that in prison

    • @kittycatmeowmeow963
      @kittycatmeowmeow963 13 дней назад

      A psychologist believes it might be a sign of dementia.

    • @user-xn3qm2il4l
      @user-xn3qm2il4l 10 дней назад

      Why does Biden sleep at the U.N.? He's got enough time to do that while watching episodes of "the Golden Girls."

  • @wayneleonard6434
    @wayneleonard6434 14 дней назад +11

    I’m fed up with MTG! 🤬

  • @21ruevictorhugo
    @21ruevictorhugo 15 дней назад +84

    They should all be saying “I can’t believe it’s May and Trump is still not in prison!”

    • @kenyonbissett3512
      @kenyonbissett3512 15 дней назад +8

      Isn’t past his jail time?

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 15 дней назад +11

      they should start the count" 1,577 days since January 6 and trump is STILL not in jail"

    • @wolke1955
      @wolke1955 14 дней назад +2

      🎯🏆

  • @ThemFuzzyMonsters
    @ThemFuzzyMonsters 15 дней назад +278

    MTG complaining about “Washington” is like when Fox News complains about the “mainstream media”. Buy a mirror Marjorie.

  • @ScytheNoire
    @ScytheNoire 14 дней назад +16

    Ask Trump to recite the US Pledge of Allegiance.
    I'd bet everything he wouldn't be able to even come close.

  • @robjohnston1433
    @robjohnston1433 14 дней назад +9

    They "CANNOT BELIEVE IT'S APRIL ..." a month ago, either!

  • @ItsMeBT23
    @ItsMeBT23 14 дней назад +145

    He should be in prison, not campaigning.

  • @54mgtf22
    @54mgtf22 14 дней назад +311

    Where’s Joe, Donnie? He’s in the White House. A place you will never be again.

    • @askew9976
      @askew9976 14 дней назад +18

      He hates their plumbing anyhow. He should stay in Mara Lago with an anklet. Blinged out for summer of course ❤

    • @bmack6180
      @bmack6180 14 дней назад +23

      Let us pray. How he ever got there in the first place is concerning. But to return him, there would be insane. He has practically destroyed democracy and decency in this country with his criminal mind and maganut followers. The media has helped by broadcasting his ridiculous rants for other crazies to see and emulate. He has definitely shown the dangers of freedom of speech and social media.

    • @gustavodeugarte9460
      @gustavodeugarte9460 14 дней назад +7

      ​@@bmack6180Absolutely Truth...HOW DID THIS HAPPEN, AND STILL IS GOING ON...WHAT CAN WE DO...

    • @WilliamMacKenzie-dq6bf
      @WilliamMacKenzie-dq6bf 14 дней назад

      ​@@gustavodeugarte9460
      Make sure Joe Biden isn't moving house for another 4 years!

    • @WilliamMacKenzie-dq6bf
      @WilliamMacKenzie-dq6bf 14 дней назад +7

      ​@@askew9976
      If he hates the WH plumbing...he won't like the lack of a gold-plated crapper in Cell Block C, with Bubba waiting patiently...

  • @mamaj7104
    @mamaj7104 14 дней назад +8

    She's the perfect running mate for tonald drump. They're both good at punishment, staying angry, an getting revenge.

    • @bwmcgrath9986
      @bwmcgrath9986 13 дней назад

      Don't even suggest it! Something happens to Trump, that would make her president, assuming that mega-horrible ticket could get elected. A horror movie in the making.

  • @PresidentByNameOnly
    @PresidentByNameOnly 14 дней назад +28

    How "embarrassed" could he possibly be if you keep giving him the media attention about it?!

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 14 дней назад +2

      Exactly

    • @rkymtnchi503
      @rkymtnchi503 14 дней назад +2

      He's the laughing stock of the world, you think he's proud of that?

    • @PresidentByNameOnly
      @PresidentByNameOnly 12 дней назад

      @@rkymtnchi503 Yeah, sure. The laughing stock of the world on the cover of Time magazine... again! How "embarrassing" for him...
      He doesn't care about who's laughing at him if he keeps getting what he wants.

    • @rkymtnchi503
      @rkymtnchi503 12 дней назад

      @@PresidentByNameOnly the Time article talks about how most real Republicans left and were replaced by Trump lackeys. Great example.

  • @carolbenson6524
    @carolbenson6524 14 дней назад +88

    MTG is such a scary monster...hard to even look and listen to her!

    • @lienarden3777
      @lienarden3777 14 дней назад +3

      👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍

    • @beasy8991
      @beasy8991 14 дней назад

      The epitome of a GCB.

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 14 дней назад +3

      I never listen to her. MUTE or immediately change channel !

    • @Monika-mh2je
      @Monika-mh2je 14 дней назад

      I'm keep saying: lot of scary looking and sounding women around Trump. Marjorie ,Lara ,Kellyanne, Kimberly, Kristi 😂😂

  • @LopezNeedsYou
    @LopezNeedsYou 14 дней назад +214

    Quote... *"They've tried several different devices to keep Trump awake"* Have they tried a shock collar???

    • @ramblerdave1339
      @ramblerdave1339 14 дней назад +11

      I'm thinking Taser !

    • @MrStaybrown
      @MrStaybrown 14 дней назад +10

      Snorting Adderall works for him, just keep mobile devices away from him.🤣

    • @markiefufu
      @markiefufu 14 дней назад +10

      A vibrating remote controlled but plug?

    • @demarcusjordan1210
      @demarcusjordan1210 14 дней назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @dwhitman3092
      @dwhitman3092 14 дней назад +1

      😂👍

  • @andrewpierce1588
    @andrewpierce1588 14 дней назад +14

    Ted Cruz is currently breaking the law, taking compensation through his SuperPAC for hosting a podcast.

  • @bitbugsbyte
    @bitbugsbyte 14 дней назад +4

    Jimmy rocks! I love his interviews of people on the street!

  • @Lumi-OF-Model
    @Lumi-OF-Model 15 дней назад +403

    The southern accent may be likable, but MTG sounds like metal claws on a blackboard

    • @dreamcatcher_999_
      @dreamcatcher_999_ 15 дней назад +8

      💯

    • @YAHsWay
      @YAHsWay 15 дней назад +3

      The poll was taken at a casino.......so maga majority probably took rhe poll. Considering, most are boomers retired in RV America 😂

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 15 дней назад +3

      There are a number of southern accents. Some make your skin crawl and others relax you.

    • @care2think611
      @care2think611 15 дней назад +5

      I don't know where MTG comes from but she doesn't sound southern to me. Just irritating.

    • @Lion-OandSnarf
      @Lion-OandSnarf 15 дней назад +2

      I like how it takes the entire South to compete with _just_ one state

  • @preppen2277
    @preppen2277 15 дней назад +208

    Nothing embarrasses, Trump.He's already made that perfectly clear

    • @susanbowman6652
      @susanbowman6652 15 дней назад +10

      “The first indication of stupidity is a complete lack of shame.”
      Sigmund Freud

    • @normthompson923
      @normthompson923 15 дней назад

      Can't shame a politician or a whole.Old,old saying.

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 15 дней назад +6

      Exposing Donald Trump has no money embarrasses him.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 14 дней назад +3

      Typical narcist behaviour: "If I do/like it, it's great. if I hate/can't do it, it's bad."

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 14 дней назад

      @@normthompson923 "Whole"?

  • @NotAnIlluminatiSpy
    @NotAnIlluminatiSpy 14 дней назад +7

    Hard to believe it's already May.

  • @nicoledion7132
    @nicoledion7132 14 дней назад +3

    Here’s something from Canada for you Jimmy! The American citizens are super lucky to have a host like you trying to to make them realize how stupid trumpet is and he is not getting any better!!!! I am grandma of 2 granddaughters (one of them is a nurse for the army in Washington) and I also have a great granddaughter all that thanks to my Canadian daughter:) butstill we are soooo worry that this trumpet will be choosed again as President of your country 😢 thank you a million times for trying to make people realize how they made a wrong choice the very first time in 2016! Love your show, take care., thank you again 🙏🏻

  • @user-kz9ni8bo2i
    @user-kz9ni8bo2i 15 дней назад +162

    MTG articulate???? Give that congressman a drug test.

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 15 дней назад +9

      And some shampoo?

    • @JN-md5uo
      @JN-md5uo 14 дней назад +5

      If he thinks mtg is articulate, what does that say about him?😊

    • @JimDandy-rn4vd
      @JimDandy-rn4vd 14 дней назад

      Come from a pot head

    • @ln8116
      @ln8116 14 дней назад +1

      A sanity test

    • @pn1831
      @pn1831 14 дней назад +2

      He thinks it means she speaks alot

  • @dakotaearls123
    @dakotaearls123 15 дней назад +202

    Its easy to believe its May, but its hard to believe the reality we live in

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 15 дней назад +6

      No kidding! It's become a dystopian nightmare.

    • @nealwilliams7743
      @nealwilliams7743 14 дней назад +2

      I want off of this crazy upside-down world 🌎

    • @Lichan11
      @Lichan11 14 дней назад +2

      Right?! I keep expecting Rod Serling to show up.

    • @dakotaearls123
      @dakotaearls123 13 дней назад

      @@nealwilliams7743 LMAO for real tho 😭 no wonder kids are like "screw this, I'm stealing a Kia"

  • @concordjefferson
    @concordjefferson 14 дней назад +6

    MGT is a crazy congresswoman from GA !!! embarrassment to whole country .

  • @midnighto.g7677
    @midnighto.g7677 14 дней назад +9

    I'm disgusted as an American that these people can't even recite our pledge of our country, that's just embarrassing

  •  14 дней назад +107

    Mr. Kimmel you are the only comedian to get under the thin orange skin of Dozy Don - thank you. ♥

    • @aleatharhea
      @aleatharhea 14 дней назад +5

      They ALL get under his skin.

  • @eg8115
    @eg8115 14 дней назад +232

    She gets more and more crazy each second. Its baffling that any person would think that MTG is the type of person we need in Congress.

    • @vicm6561
      @vicm6561 14 дней назад

      Same about The squad ! Nuts and hate America but you listen to them and all their BS

    • @eg8115
      @eg8115 14 дней назад

      By the way, the speaker of the house job, is to pass legislation. I don't like Johnson, but he did his job. He didn't betray you, Trump, or the GOP, he simply (and TOOK HIS SWEET TIME) DID HIS JOB. Let's say in 2020, Pelosi played the McConnell/Johnson game, and takes COVID relief funds away for a couple months. You'd have her head! Why is your party allowing Putin to go further into Europe? Why is that ok? And you're focused on the damn squad? PAY ATTENTION TO THE SNAKES IN YOUR OWN BACK YARD DUDE!

    • @eg8115
      @eg8115 14 дней назад

      Matter of fact, don't, but don't whine about being bit by them later. We warned you.

  • @JustifyHero
    @JustifyHero 14 дней назад +5

    They should ask to recite the pledge from anyone working at the Congress. Daily.

  • @MR.GL1.1.1TCH
    @MR.GL1.1.1TCH 14 дней назад +17

    Pledge allegiance to the flag of the USA, and to the republic for which it stands. One nation, under dog, divisible, for liberty and justice for whomever has the most money and power.

  • @LopezNeedsYou
    @LopezNeedsYou 14 дней назад +1073

    Donnie wants to monitor pregnancies... there honestly isn't any reason for women to vote for him...
    Vote Blue for your rights!

    • @2needey1
      @2needey1 14 дней назад

      Biden messed up everything!

    • @michaelbraun2462
      @michaelbraun2462 14 дней назад +13

      . Buaaaaa-hahahahahaha. . 🤣😂
      " Snoozing B Anthony! " . . 👍🏾

    • @nikolaipersad4098
      @nikolaipersad4098 14 дней назад +12

      THIS!!

    • @bradlucas3154
      @bradlucas3154 14 дней назад +9

      This has to be one of the most ignorant comments ever written. What are you 5 yrs old?

    • @newname9064
      @newname9064 14 дней назад +5

      Things were much better with Trump. Vote Red❤❤❤

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 15 дней назад +405

    Donnie wants to monitor pregnancies... there honestly isn't any reason for women to vote for him...
    Vote Blue 💙 for your rights!

    • @RedPolitics1776
      @RedPolitics1776 15 дней назад +4

      Where’s Hunter?

    • @chrisbabbage4004
      @chrisbabbage4004 15 дней назад +55

      ​@@RedPolitics1776Suing Fox 🤣😂🤣

    • @paralegal_eagle_eye
      @paralegal_eagle_eye 15 дней назад +15

      @Opus313 Exactly! And that is only 1 on a CVS receipt of reasons!

    • @sue7734
      @sue7734 15 дней назад +40

      @RedPolitics1776
      I imagine he's making room for all the money Fox is going to have to shell out to him for all the lies they spewed. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kierstenridgway4634
      @kierstenridgway4634 15 дней назад +30

      I was appalled that women ever voted for him. We've known who he is since the beginning.

  • @johnvesterjr.ytchannel8533
    @johnvesterjr.ytchannel8533 14 дней назад +14

    The IQ of this country and the republican party is just like the movie Idiocracy.

  • @cindyburke8609
    @cindyburke8609 14 дней назад +6

    To all voters in November. The way a person has been acting during HIIS trial , he should graciously bow out and retire quietly in Iran... Cannot really see how he acted in the last ten years. For shame Trump.

  • @westpaul735
    @westpaul735 15 дней назад +288

    MTG is evidence of how bright some people in Georgia are.

    • @cvp2000
      @cvp2000 15 дней назад +17

      😂

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 15 дней назад +37

      They aren't sending their best...😒

    • @patriciabeck7293
      @patriciabeck7293 15 дней назад

      I believe the problem is due to being incest and marrying your cousins.

    • @kenyonbissett3512
      @kenyonbissett3512 15 дней назад +38

      She was re-elected, so there are lots of Moscow Marjorie types in Georgia.

    • @ElSantoLuchador
      @ElSantoLuchador 15 дней назад +18

      I lived in Georgia and I love the place and (most of) the people. Their politics are batshit, but have some mercy as they've been programmed for generations by the Southern Strategy. God, guns, and Trump.

  • @hueyman624
    @hueyman624 15 дней назад +244

    Moscow Marge in no way has a southern accent. Maybe Midwestern. NOT southern. It is a disgrace that she was voted in to office by people in my home state. I have lived in WA state for 20 years, not going back. Moscow Marge is a disgrace to GA and America

    • @TheresaLyonhart
      @TheresaLyonhart 14 дней назад +16

      I lived in Georgia. A lot of them sound exactly like her. The uneducated ones.

    • @user-pb7ig4sv2l
      @user-pb7ig4sv2l 14 дней назад +13

      I agree, she ain’t a southern belle.

    • @cinne2135
      @cinne2135 14 дней назад +17

      No, not Midwestern. Her voice? Simply unwanted.

    • @darinmckee2320
      @darinmckee2320 14 дней назад +4

      It's a Georgia accent......

    • @JimDandy-rn4vd
      @JimDandy-rn4vd 14 дней назад +1

      I love how you hate Trump when he gets personal and belittles people. But you then turn around and do the very same thing. That's call hypocrites.

  • @anastasiabeaverhausen8220
    @anastasiabeaverhausen8220 14 дней назад +5

    Just tell large Marge to "Begone, you have no power here. Go, before someone drops a house on you!"

  • @helicopterharry5101
    @helicopterharry5101 14 дней назад +2

    I was also sleeping at 4am. Why weren't you, Don?

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 15 дней назад +103

    Frankly I like a sleepy Trump---or anything that closes his big mouth for a while.

    • @karllieck9064
      @karllieck9064 14 дней назад +1

      How about 45 taking a dirt nap?

  • @angelabobanna7774
    @angelabobanna7774 14 дней назад +170

    An old man wide awake at 4AM is a prime example of sundowner syndrome! And yes….narcissists ALWAYS project their negative behavior onto others! TY Jimmy your monologue keeps me sane!

  • @hazelscott8885
    @hazelscott8885 14 дней назад +3

    Thanks from the UK

  • @crazycatmama2098
    @crazycatmama2098 14 дней назад +3

    What the hell, Kentucky! You’ve given us McConnell, Massie, Comer and Paul. The absolute worst in Congress.

  • @fabians.ocampojr.7756
    @fabians.ocampojr.7756 14 дней назад +204

    Full Name: MARJORIE TOILET GREENE
    Lock her up. Lock her up. ASAP

    • @Anthony-fd8mh
      @Anthony-fd8mh 14 дней назад +11

      The Karen of Congress🤣🤣

    • @QueenKitten-wranglerjeansCat
      @QueenKitten-wranglerjeansCat 14 дней назад +7

      ​@@Anthony-fd8mh Addendum: Qaren of the alt-right Qongress - Donnerhea's chief Qlown

    • @stephenm3470
      @stephenm3470 14 дней назад +4

      Major toilet grenade

    • @KPICBFG
      @KPICBFG 14 дней назад +3

      I thought it was MAGA-Karen Traitor Greed? ;)

    • @redtigr
      @redtigr 14 дней назад +2

      I think it's Marjorie Traitor Greene - and that must be right because when I typed in Marjorie, the next suggested word was Traitor!

  • @moonstar68jr
    @moonstar68jr 15 дней назад +81

    Can someone open a motion to vacate on MTG? Get her tf outta here!

  • @olgahernandez6792
    @olgahernandez6792 14 дней назад +2

    FED-UP WITH YOU, MARGE, AND YOUR LOVING GUY...DON THE CON.

  • @carolbrown5507
    @carolbrown5507 14 дней назад +3

    Perhaps someone will oust MTG, and she will go away--anywhere--so tired of listening to her (and I live in the South, but hate when MTG, steps in front of a microphone. Also, someone shout tell MTG is no longer "the president", he is Former president Trump

  • @waltertarasfigueroa8282
    @waltertarasfigueroa8282 15 дней назад +79

    Every time I hear MTG talk I hear dueling banjos.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 15 дней назад +10

      You got a right purty mouth there son

    • @user-md4di6yg2p
      @user-md4di6yg2p 15 дней назад +4

      I wouldn't know...I always fast forward past her drivel...

    • @leafyrox
      @leafyrox 15 дней назад +3

      I do the mute thing.

    • @leafyrox
      @leafyrox 15 дней назад +1

      I'll never know what muga means.

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 15 дней назад +3

      Suey! Suey! Here piggy, piggy!😁

  • @jaebee1121
    @jaebee1121 14 дней назад +69

    It is hilarious to watch MTG be so completely oblivious. Actual, literal irony.

    • @jazzmanchgo
      @jazzmanchgo 14 дней назад

      She doesn't have a legit southern accent, though.

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 14 дней назад +4

    The pledge of allegiance was always weird to me as a kid...

  • @susansellars3869
    @susansellars3869 14 дней назад +2

    Where's Dozy Donald? In court, waiting for his prison cell!

  • @adamf663
    @adamf663 15 дней назад +145

    The southern accent may be likable, but MTG sounds like metal claws on a blackboard.

    • @vincentjohnflorio
      @vincentjohnflorio 15 дней назад

      MTG is why stereotypes against southern people exist. When I go to Georgia all I meet are nice people and people that get along, so I know it's mostly bullshit. But she is so unflinchingly desperate for attention and laser-focused on being unproductive and stealing money from citizens by wasting time while she collects a salary that is makes her naturally grating voice abominable.

    • @russward2612
      @russward2612 15 дней назад +3

      A glass bottle in a garbage disposal.

    • @eroraf8637
      @eroraf8637 15 дней назад +2

      That is an insult to both claws and board.

  • @sharononeal7183
    @sharononeal7183 15 дней назад +96

    Please do not put all southern women in the same boat with Klan Mom!

    • @ln8116
      @ln8116 14 дней назад +4

      Southerners should do something about who represents them.

    • @bryanergau6682
      @bryanergau6682 14 дней назад +1

      Move north.

    • @barbrasills-bw3pz
      @barbrasills-bw3pz 13 дней назад

      AMEN 💚 Please and Thank you 💚🌎😂😠😜

  • @kimdean1079
    @kimdean1079 14 дней назад +1

    Rump's maga blaster is HILARIOUS!!!

  • @evanhughes7609
    @evanhughes7609 14 дней назад +2

    People Astounded At The Passage Of Time needs to be a series.

  • @terri6854
    @terri6854 15 дней назад +84

    Imagine the mental state of someone who actually wants a photo of a horse signed by Ted Cruz.

    • @monochromaticspider
      @monochromaticspider 15 дней назад +11

      Imagine the mental state of someone who wants their state represented by Ted Cruz?

    • @TheBrokeJLo
      @TheBrokeJLo 15 дней назад +7

      Same folks that wear red hats and gold sneakers I suppose. 😄

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 14 дней назад +1

      @@TheBrokeJLo Thanks a lot, now I can't get this lovely picture out of my head. 😅

    • @daviddegeorge2667
      @daviddegeorge2667 14 дней назад

      Why did he sign a horse?

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 14 дней назад

      I'd recommend them to see a doctor.

  • @kayezbiciak544
    @kayezbiciak544 15 дней назад +93

    When she's on a vociferous rant like that, the way MTG's lips peel back from her teeth, mouth open, I expect to hear a whinny ring out!

    • @kenyonbissett3512
      @kenyonbissett3512 15 дней назад +9

      Vociferous velociraptor!

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 15 дней назад +6

      Or for an alien to suddenly slither out of her craw.

    • @margueritemccann8580
      @margueritemccann8580 15 дней назад +9

      kayezbiciak544...Your comment is perfect, that is exactly what she looks like. Thank you for the chuckle.

    • @marygillmeister6013
      @marygillmeister6013 15 дней назад +12

      Is she running in the Kentucky Derby I wonder.....😂

    • @Bl-mb3oh
      @Bl-mb3oh 14 дней назад +3

      Bwahahaha 🤣🐴

  • @JustBob5150
    @JustBob5150 14 дней назад +3

    I could just see Trump walking into the "Vagan" restaurant and yelling out "Food for everyone" then walking out !

  • @MartaWomack
    @MartaWomack 14 дней назад +6

    When I was in school, a very long time ago, we started class every morning with the Pledge of Allegiance. I still remember it to this day & I'm in my late 60's. What the heck are they teaching kids these days?!

  • @jimpomac
    @jimpomac 15 дней назад +94

    At 4.55 am , most everyone is sleeping. Except delusional dictators, that is !

    • @JimDandy-rn4vd
      @JimDandy-rn4vd 14 дней назад +1

      When you are up Mao Zedong.

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 14 дней назад +8

      He rants online all night and sleeps in court and that is somehow everyone else's fault.. just like always, never his fault.

    • @TheBrothergreen
      @TheBrothergreen 14 дней назад +4

      *unemployed/criminals

    • @t.tenney3470
      @t.tenney3470 14 дней назад +3

      It's exactly like a 2 year old.

    • @jazzylainey
      @jazzylainey 14 дней назад +3

      No wonder he's sleeping at the trial!!!!

  • @marklin4693
    @marklin4693 15 дней назад +90

    An innocent man would have stayed awake and alert to spot any errors or inconsistencies in the evidences against him.

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 15 дней назад +10

      Someone needs to tell him about taking off any makeup before going to sleep.

    • @rosies14
      @rosies14 15 дней назад +1

      That would be too much like work, he pays people to do that...........well Americans pay.

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 15 дней назад +2

      @@rosies14 For which one, to spot any errors or to take off his makeup? 🙂

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 14 дней назад +7

      An innocent "man" would have tried to prove his innocence instead of attacking, publicly shaming and defamating the court, the jury and witnesses.

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 14 дней назад +1

      @@chenzen1578 If you act as if you are guilty then you probably are.
      Look at O J and the car chase.

  • @ulrichkristensen4087
    @ulrichkristensen4087 14 дней назад +1

    MTG needs a class action lawsuit for deformation

  • @elizabethchase8725
    @elizabethchase8725 14 дней назад

    ❤Jimmy you are loved❤❤your sense of humor takes me thru a rough starting day!!

  • @laurayoung7862
    @laurayoung7862 15 дней назад +48

    MTG does not have a southern accent. She has more of a nails scratching chalkboard accent

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic 15 дней назад +4

      Her nickname should be 'Screech'.

  • @brograb898
    @brograb898 14 дней назад +1

    “And the best thing is, when you’re done with the common sense, you can eat the bucket!”
    “You shouldn’t be eating buckets, Mike.”
    “But you can-you can!”

  • @obicalzone551
    @obicalzone551 14 дней назад +1

    Oh my days is it May the first?? They will all go mental when it is May the fourth.

  • @CanadianSmoke
    @CanadianSmoke 14 дней назад +88

    The entire World, I'm quite sure, is fed up with >Moscow< Marg.

    • @tenkloosterherman
      @tenkloosterherman 14 дней назад +2

      That's Moscow Marge to you, sir.

    • @CanadianSmoke
      @CanadianSmoke 14 дней назад +1

      @@tenkloosterherman I stand corrected!!

    • @LittleBlueOwl318
      @LittleBlueOwl318 14 дней назад

      She needs to go to jail for planting those bombs on the might of Jan 5th

  • @russellearley4442
    @russellearley4442 14 дней назад +39

    30 days in jail should wake trump up

  • @dalemiller7013
    @dalemiller7013 14 дней назад +1

    Nothing but love for JK!

  • @user-ho1yn6ms7y
    @user-ho1yn6ms7y 14 дней назад +1

    I hope one day “politics” can be about POLICY again.

  • @rayala21
    @rayala21 15 дней назад +91

    Isn’t the Marge Taylor Green “against cancel culture”? And yet she’s trying to cancel Mike Johnson 😂🤣

  • @dianeharris3414
    @dianeharris3414 15 дней назад +38

    😁We should practice it. I know the Pledge by heart after having had to recite it many times during my lifetime, including yesterday at the Living Flame Memorial in Philadelphia for our fallen officers, of which my son is one. Rest in peace, Sergeant Robert F. Wilson III and all our fallen heroes. You are not forgotten. 🙌🏾🙏🏾

    • @artchick1648
      @artchick1648 15 дней назад +7

      I am sorry for your loss.

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 15 дней назад +4

      I appreciate his service. I'm sorry for your loss.

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 15 дней назад +4

      Respect Gold Star Families.

    • @mrsdraper171
      @mrsdraper171 14 дней назад +3

      Condolences on the loss of your Son.

    • @thomasmorris5457
      @thomasmorris5457 14 дней назад +1

      I was surprised that it was that easy to find people who don't know the words to the pledge of allegiance.

  • @piafunesbakker5095
    @piafunesbakker5095 4 дня назад +1

    Jimmy Kimmel
    USA
    Next President 🎉

  • @deborahcampbell7329
    @deborahcampbell7329 14 дней назад

    Oh my God Jimmy!! You are killing me😂😂😂😂 too funny man. Thanks for the laughs.❤

  • @danielkristianson208
    @danielkristianson208 15 дней назад +15

    Marge, I'M fed up ..... with YOU !

  • @tonysamard8179
    @tonysamard8179 15 дней назад +34

    Jimmy thanks for helping us through this difficult time!
    Laughter heals all wounds.

  • @user-uw6iv9wy9y
    @user-uw6iv9wy9y 14 дней назад +1

    It's really easy to believe it is May because it starts after April LMAO 🤣

  • @katherinecrossman8521
    @katherinecrossman8521 14 дней назад +2

    Perhaps MTG , is jealous , because she would love to be the person mr. Johnson would MUGA on . That kind of behavior is probably her specialty . Shes obviously jealous of Hunters lack of personal attention to herself .

  • @j.gravett2878
    @j.gravett2878 15 дней назад +39

    How do we get rid of Marjorie Taylor Greene????

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 15 дней назад +18

      Exorcism?👿

    • @user-yu2zx4cg8h
      @user-yu2zx4cg8h 14 дней назад +7

      @@gary-rr7jp
      Funny!😃

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 14 дней назад +8

      Leave a trail of oats leading to a big pit?

    • @dianagross8784
      @dianagross8784 14 дней назад +7

      Kristi Noem her

    • @JimDandy-rn4vd
      @JimDandy-rn4vd 14 дней назад +1

      Try voting her out> Oh, I am sorry you don't live in her district.

  • @shellimendoza7332
    @shellimendoza7332 14 дней назад +11

    Were fed up with MTG!!!!!!!

  • @itsapurdyworld
    @itsapurdyworld 14 дней назад +1

    I picked the wrong job! Newscasters don’t even need to think 😂

  • @wendymukluk
    @wendymukluk 14 дней назад

    actually my brain was able to wrap around the concept of it being may now. i am blessed.

  • @Therealtruthsocial
    @Therealtruthsocial 15 дней назад +33

    The bucket that Mike Lindell was talking about is called the basket of deplorables!