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  • MAGA congressmen attended Trump’s hush money trial to support the defendant, New York’s mayor Eric Adams has a new plan to deal with the city’s rat problem, and a runaway raccoon won the hearts of pro soccer fans.
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  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 20 дней назад +486

    “I heard you’re free on Wednesday’s”
    Savagery

    • @justiceforrevina
      @justiceforrevina 20 дней назад +6

      Hey guys...grandpa Joe made a funny!!! 😁😁😁🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 20 дней назад +56

      ​​@@justiceforrevina at least he has a sense of humor. Trump famously can't take a joke, had no sense of humor, and only makes jokes at the expense of disabled people or anyone he can punch down at.

    • @ubiquitousrose7476
      @ubiquitousrose7476 20 дней назад

      ​@cleverusername9369
      I said it on jest - I thought the comment ( Joe"s wednesday joke) was hilarious!
      tRumps an evil monster !

    • @johnathanmartin1504
      @johnathanmartin1504 20 дней назад +22

      @@cleverusername9369 Some people are so weak that they consider that a positive feature. If you punch down that just shows everyone you're too cowardly to punch up.

    • @terasesnyder1626
      @terasesnyder1626 20 дней назад +10

      Tickles me every timeI hear Biden's quip

  • @coffeeNTrees
    @coffeeNTrees 20 дней назад +411

    I will not accept the outcome of the trial.
    Unless he's found guilty.

    • @user-bf5ik2sq5e
      @user-bf5ik2sq5e 20 дней назад +10

      YES!!!!🙀🥰😍

    • @nelliekenny9630
      @nelliekenny9630 18 дней назад +5

      I've got the champagne and the tissues ready.

    • @jonb4248
      @jonb4248 15 дней назад

      TDS. You could accept a court’s decision, either way.

    • @MelodyMaly
      @MelodyMaly 7 часов назад

      I love that.
      DEPORT TRUMP TO RUSSIA!
      HIS CRUSH
      PUTIN WILL SHOW HIM TRUTH SOCIAL!

  • @AlexaPittenger
    @AlexaPittenger 20 дней назад +173

    One of the first comments I saw concerning journalists trying to cover Trump was by a British journalist who wrote “it’s difficult to understand what he means when he says words” 😂

    • @EebstertheGreat
      @EebstertheGreat 18 дней назад +19

      Yeah, the same people who say they like Trump because he's plainspoken and easy to understand will also say that everyone misunderstands Trump and takes him out of context. Which is it? When he says he wants to stop all Muslims from entering the country and to register all Muslims currently in the country, is he being "plainspoken" or not?

    • @generalputnam2990
      @generalputnam2990 18 дней назад +11

      ​@@EebstertheGreatHe apparently also wants to register & monitor all pregnant American women, too.

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 18 дней назад +8

      But he has the BEST WORDS!

    • @MelodyMaly
      @MelodyMaly 7 часов назад

      I seen footage from England on January 6th. They seen an insurrection.
      And that it was a coup..
      Trump is as Guilty as Manson was.
      When your minions want to please you????
      Isn't cults that cause harm illegal.
      Jim Jones
      Jim Jeff's
      David Koresch
      Scientology is next
      Trump is way more dangerous.
      Even if he's not elected.

  • @Taricus
    @Taricus 19 дней назад +13

    "Standing back and standing by" is absolutely psychotic... Some people say some thngs are dog whistles and you can be like, "okayyyyyy..." and see both sides... that one is a straight up foghorn.... i'm at a loss for words...

    • @leavingitblank9363
      @leavingitblank9363 4 дня назад +1

      Yeah, I was willing to give T**** the benefit of the doubt on that one, especially considering his inability to articulate, but the MAGAs have taken it up and Gaetz just made it official.

  • @eo6311
    @eo6311 20 дней назад +684

    Cohen ain't the guy on trial. Somehow this fact eludes the defense.

    • @persianking44
      @persianking44 20 дней назад +65

      Unfortunately, the defense's job isn't necessarily to prove their client is innocent, but rather, sometimes their job is to seed just enough doubt among the jury to get a hung jury or not guilty verdicts.
      Here's hoping jury has enough sense to slap Trump with the first of many deserved guilty verdicts.

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 20 дней назад +6

      And the media.

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 20 дней назад +36

      "Trump could be a bad guy" is a fact that eludes all MAGA voters.

    • @t.dmytryshyn2615
      @t.dmytryshyn2615 20 дней назад +14

      Could?

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 20 дней назад

      @@t.dmytryshyn2615 They don't even believe that he has broken a single law much less over a hundred

  • @dannmarceau9743
    @dannmarceau9743 20 дней назад +348

    Today was the first time Lauren Boebert (R-CO) had been in a courtroom without being the defendant.

    • @tylerkochman1007
      @tylerkochman1007 20 дней назад

      Wrong. She was probably there when her ex-husband was convicted of exposing his penis to minors (while on a date with Lauren)

    • @alexandradaniele
      @alexandradaniele 20 дней назад +15

      While the crowd outside, while she was talking to reporters, yelled Beetlejuice!

    • @Devilninja333
      @Devilninja333 20 дней назад +24

      Also wasn’t there for her son while he’s in court

    • @slavojalois1639
      @slavojalois1639 20 дней назад +5

      😂❤

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 20 дней назад +12

      ​@@Devilninja333 She hasn't even got him a lawyer!

  • @LJHB0922
    @LJHB0922 19 дней назад +23

    As someone who has the misfortune of living in Matt Gaetz’ district, I will gladly write-in the “Anyone else” candidate when he is up for rejection. I mean reelection.
    I will repeat that process for his friends : Greene, Boebert, Trump…

  • @victoriaeads6126
    @victoriaeads6126 20 дней назад +119

    When Louis laughs that hard, Stephen KNOWS he nailed the joke. I love it!!!

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 20 дней назад +1074

    One of the worst parts of the Trump era is the inescapable realization of just how many truly awful people walk among us.

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 20 дней назад +65

      That saddens me to no end.😢😢😢

    • @EdricLysharae
      @EdricLysharae 20 дней назад +70

      Is Ignorance bliss, or is Knowledge power? At least we now know the extent of the social rot, unpleasant as that revelation is to us.

    • @scopie49
      @scopie49 20 дней назад +79

      Not just among us. The realization that an alarming amount of these people are in positions of power.

    • @Noxius-Remind
      @Noxius-Remind 20 дней назад

      Trust me, Biden is far worse. Look up the Aishley Dairy that just got confirmed to be true

    • @Noxius-Remind
      @Noxius-Remind 20 дней назад +10

      Biden

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 20 дней назад +1888

    It’s absolutely and completely embarrassing that Gaetz and Boebert are members of Congress. It’s humiliating for Congress.

    • @mrmockatoo6786
      @mrmockatoo6786 20 дней назад +167

      MTG, Gym Jordan, Cancun Ted, McConnell, Birdschitt, Johnson, McCarthy, Comer Pyle...the list is endless...

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 20 дней назад +112

      You would think Boebert would be more concerned with her own son's court case and with finding him a lawyer.

    • @sonofradium4835
      @sonofradium4835 20 дней назад

      Not just for Congress, the whole country. The presence of people like them in government is only a symptom of the intellectual rot that this nation is suffering from. Moral decay to say the least.

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 20 дней назад +32

      @@seanscanlon9067 She's going to be a grandma soon, so she may be thinking of the fetus.

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 20 дней назад

      She was 16 when she had her son, he is 16 now, and soon to be a father. His dad beats his son as heard on 911 tapes.

  • @themurphingjay5829
    @themurphingjay5829 20 дней назад +15

    Why is everyone so surprised Cohen did a great job on the witness stand? He is well acquainted with not only as a defendant, but as former long time attorney, he knows how to behave on cross.

  • @paulleverton9569
    @paulleverton9569 19 дней назад +292

    Boebert went to New York to support Trump during his court case
    but failed to attend the Colorado court where her own son is being tried.
    Those GOP family values keep shining through the mists of rational priorities.

    • @margarethooten3007
      @margarethooten3007 19 дней назад

      She's a good argument for abortion.

    • @debrachilders3544
      @debrachilders3544 19 дней назад +15

      You're absolutely correct

    • @andreasobuaculla9511
      @andreasobuaculla9511 19 дней назад +19

      It's a hard pick between 2 losers!

    • @cozmo840
      @cozmo840 18 дней назад +11

      I just looked him up because I couldn’t remember what he was charged with, and man…. That whole family…

    • @kathyraygoza3299
      @kathyraygoza3299 17 дней назад

      Interesting that nearest and dearest of drumphs family including his sister/sisters didn't show up for support. I'm pretty sure that those Republicans who showed up bullied into being there or want to show Drumph they wish to be chosen as a running mate.

  • @poppybell8217
    @poppybell8217 20 дней назад +1797

    Please oh PLEASE hold this “man” accountable for ONCE in his miserable, sleazy life!!!!

    • @michaelcarter5624
      @michaelcarter5624 20 дней назад +16

      Haha what was the crime?

    • @dennis1954
      @dennis1954 20 дней назад +82

      I’ll second that and add, “T-Rump 2024 years in prison!”

    • @t.dmytryshyn2615
      @t.dmytryshyn2615 20 дней назад

      Go slither back under your rock troll.

    • @user-kz9ni8bo2i
      @user-kz9ni8bo2i 20 дней назад

      @@michaelcarter5624 Pretending to be a caring human. He can't even be a good father and husband......Aside from his endless crimes. Admit it, if Joe Biden had done these things, we'd all be just as upset about it.

    • @johnathanmartin1504
      @johnathanmartin1504 20 дней назад

      @@michaelcarter5624 Have you been living under a rock for eight years? You have 91 crimes to choose from.

  • @alex35agm
    @alex35agm 20 дней назад +418

    If all they had was Cohen's testimony, then yes,they could challenge him but he also backed up his statements with actual documentation proving what he said.

    • @tarheelfangp
      @tarheelfangp 20 дней назад +5

      ⁠ it doesn’t MATTER. Even if trump had knowledge and cohen isnt lying the crime is “falsifying business records” and is a misdemeanor of which the statute of limitations is expired. For it to be a felony (as is charged) it needs to be in furtherance of another crime. I’ll ask again WHAT IS THE OTHER CRIME? They have said in violation of campaign finance laws. Ok so they wanted Trump to claim the expense as a campaign expense? THAT IS ALSO A CRIME. Can’t have it both ways. No one is arguing Trump prob had knowledge of the payment. It’s legal to pay people hush money. It’s also only a misdemeanor to falsify a business record. This case is a joke. If dems wanna take out trump, classified docs case is their best shot, not this garbage.

    • @JusticeAlways
      @JusticeAlways 20 дней назад +19

      ​@@tarheelfangp
      The case put Donald Trump's behavior in the public eye...dragged thru the mud...just like he did with Hillary Clinton.
      A verdict isn't really needed.

    • @josephhawthorne5097
      @josephhawthorne5097 20 дней назад

      @@tarheelfangp I don't know if you're ignorant or lying, but it has been quite clearly explained, that Cohen paying the hush money, even if payed back by Trump, was functionally a donation to Trump's campaign (because there is clear record that it was done to hide it specifically to help him with voters) and the value of the payments is far in excess of the legal donation limit. That is why it is a violation of campaign finance laws, that is why Cohen went to jail, and why the person who directed him to do it, Donal Trump, must also legally be held accountable. Also, you say no one is arguing Trump had knowledge, one of the defenses' primary fucking claims is that Trump had no involvement even though there is numerous witnesses to him discussing paying Cohen and how to write it up to hide the actual reason for the payments, and he signed the fucking checks personally.

    • @barbarahecht4617
      @barbarahecht4617 20 дней назад

      @@tarheelfangp Good observation, dude. You are 100% correct. but you have to realize that Many many Never-Trumpers want him to be prevented from attaining a second term as President and will therefore accept ANY means that achieves that end.

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 20 дней назад

      @tarheelfango
      Do you HONESTLY think a grand jury and now a trial could occur if it was so full of holes? Don't be so gullible. Your understanding is what is full of holes. Here's the situation:
      "Falsifying business records in the first degree is a felony under New York state law that requires that the "intent to defraud includes an intent to commit another crime or to aid or conceal the commission thereof". This is in contrast to falsifying business records in the second degree, which is a misdemeanor that does not have that requirement.[7][94][95] In later filings, Bragg listed three such crimes that Trump allegedly intended to commit: violation of federal campaign finance limits, violation of state election laws by unlawfully influencing the 2016 election, and violation of state tax laws regarding the reimbursement.[96] Trump can move to allow the jury the option to convict on the misdemeanor charges as a lesser included offense, but is not required to do so.[97]"

  • @parksbpknit
    @parksbpknit 20 дней назад +71

    OMG, that helium was so on point!!!! I know the jury will find him guilty, so ready for the verdict and I predict it will take all of an hour. I live to never her his voice ever again.

    • @thaliazelmer2327
      @thaliazelmer2327 20 дней назад +9

      From your lips to the ears of Lady Justice!

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 19 дней назад

      watchig internationally, what I see is 2 sides equally as bad as each other in cognitive dissonance.
      Tell me, what are you going to do if the jury find him not guilty? Riot? bet you won't accept the decision, will you! You will do exactly as you accuse the othe rside of!

  • @pangalactictuber
    @pangalactictuber 20 дней назад +23

    Louis’s perfect pitch is as good as Jon’s was - both able to accompany Stephen wherever he goes!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 20 дней назад +181

    Going “Full Douche” is what Matt “giggidy” Gaetz does.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 20 дней назад +12

      and venmo'ing "school supplies"

  • @evanmorris6057
    @evanmorris6057 20 дней назад +91

    Shouldn’t Boebert be back home getting her son a good lawyer?

    • @triciamyles7258
      @triciamyles7258 20 дней назад +17

      Priorities! She could also actually go to her job! Priorities.

    • @Oneshot8242
      @Oneshot8242 20 дней назад

      She wouldn't know a good lawyer if one crawled out of her nostril.

    • @user-bf5ik2sq5e
      @user-bf5ik2sq5e 20 дней назад +8

      @@triciamyles7258
      would we, though, the people, be better with her "doing her job"🤔...⚖
      we might be safer if she doesn't do any more harm, let her sit in the courtroom
      like, I'm conflicted with how much time tp was on the golf course, however, that time spent away may have saved us, U S A. a little, but then he and his minions can damage anything from anywhere so....idk

    • @marydungan6748
      @marydungan6748 19 дней назад +6

      Yeah. Miss Great Mom left him to fend for himself.

    • @BMALB2023
      @BMALB2023 3 дня назад

      ​@@marydungan6748 Her son is a father, grown enough to handle making a baby and grown enough to take care of his own legal affairs. She forgot to parent him waaay back when it mattered.

  • @potterpotty01
    @potterpotty01 20 дней назад +50

    the professional musicians pissing themselves laughing in the corner at Stephen's recorder playing.

  • @plucas1
    @plucas1 20 дней назад +8

    If only that soccer game with the loose raccoon had, say, dozens of professional athletes who trained specifically for speed, agility, and chasing after elusive black and white things, to help catch it.

  • @williamduffy1227
    @williamduffy1227 20 дней назад +102

    "Seen here achieving maximum douche... " 😂😂😂😂

  • @biginfo7386
    @biginfo7386 20 дней назад +320

    In ten or so years, most folks will deny ever having supported Diaper Donald.

    • @SwiftJustice
      @SwiftJustice 20 дней назад

      *"Some of my family have started turning on tr💩mp. They're even to the point of pretending they never supported him."*

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 20 дней назад +20

      Except that the kids will delve into the trunks in all those attics and find all those diapers with donnie's face on them!

    • @KarinBaca86
      @KarinBaca86 20 дней назад +23

      You’d think so. Of course I hope so, but this unfortunate moment in history is definitely never going away

    • @joemalone7386
      @joemalone7386 20 дней назад

      Con shit zen pants 😂

    • @edwardallenthree
      @edwardallenthree 20 дней назад +5

      Inshallah

  • @Mallykins
    @Mallykins 20 дней назад +14

    Trump will never, ever allow Tim Scott to sit at the big boy table. It’s embarrassing honestly.

    • @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz
      @ColetteJohnson-pb5cz 17 дней назад +1

      I agree....but I cannot tolerate Tim Scott....he is pathetic...."Its because I love you Mr. President" BS

  • @irenemax3574
    @irenemax3574 20 дней назад +16

    “Former fixer and wet sock watching you leave it behind at the laundromat, Michael Cohen.”
    😂🤣

    • @serendipityshopnyc
      @serendipityshopnyc 18 дней назад +1

      "Matt Gaetz, seen here achieving Maximum Douche" was possibly even better!

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. 20 дней назад +87

    "Honey Mustard" is also wanting her hush money too.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 20 дней назад +553

    Stop the stupidity
    Trump for prison 2024

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 20 дней назад +23

      Stop the 2 tier system and lock him up

    • @robkoper841
      @robkoper841 20 дней назад +9

      SOCCER RACCOON 2024

    • @eca7773
      @eca7773 20 дней назад

      He would probably flourish in prison, finally get an education off of the system and come out more popular than even with a real knowledge of how the government works. Since he would probably get out in two years anyway he would run for office and then take over the world leaving his dynasty to his children to lead, which would end up with Eric and Don Jr. starting a civil war to determine who will be the supreme leader..... Sorry dozed off for a second

    • @hushmoney2058
      @hushmoney2058 20 дней назад

      Shit No ...

    • @SonyAlphaVisions
      @SonyAlphaVisions 20 дней назад

      For what?

  • @janetbrown8639
    @janetbrown8639 20 дней назад +56

    Colbert is best stress reliever with the big belly laughs
    he provides as well as insightful telling of truth. My shoulders untense, my body stops aching for a bit just because his humor is so delightfully funny. We have much to thank this talented man for giving us relief from our toxic political system shenanigans of the day!

    • @blaynestaleypro
      @blaynestaleypro 19 дней назад +1

      Colbert is just another leftist extremist mouth piece. Just like most of the rest. Trump 2024.

  • @merrygangemi
    @merrygangemi 20 дней назад +36

    Thank you Stephen and everyone at The Late Show! You've helped so many to survive the trump trauma with a good round of laughs!

  • @lazersword6274
    @lazersword6274 20 дней назад +119

    Doing their leader's bidding on the taxpayer dime, disgusting

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 20 дней назад +13

      That’s what amazes me too. They should be at work in Washington. They have already more free time than the average European.

    • @mitchhills4747
      @mitchhills4747 20 дней назад +1

      Any averagely intelligent juror will now believe that if Trump can get his minions to breach the gag order on his behalf, that Cohen must have been telling the truth when he committed crimes on Trump's behalf! See the correlation between the two situations? Trump has shot himself in the foot once again. Why? Because he is beyond stupid. No matter, this latest stunt is just a demonstration of how far Trump will go to get others to do his dirty work. which only helps the prosecution and virtually knocks down his defence. GUILTY AS CHARGED.

    • @richborn6700
      @richborn6700 20 дней назад +7

      Meanwhile back in her home state of Colorado Lauren Boebert left her son high and dry by himself in court to support her political Daddy

  • @michaelhoffmann4096
    @michaelhoffmann4096 20 дней назад +43

    Saved the raccoon from Kristi Noem!

  • @LindaLaureano
    @LindaLaureano 19 дней назад +10

    These publicans should have been in Washington doing their job instead of being puppets for Trump.

  • @hitomi7922
    @hitomi7922 19 дней назад +4

    Rat experts - 'Stop leaving food and garbage out"
    *surprised Pikachu face*

  • @Heartandsilliness
    @Heartandsilliness 20 дней назад +52

    After being a teacher, music teacher, included the recorder. When you pulled one out and played…..My left eye started twitching . Flashbacks. 😂😬

  • @hugoo1549
    @hugoo1549 20 дней назад +1255

    FACTS. We don't want Trump in the White House. We want him in a FEDERAL PRISON

    • @IcariumGaming
      @IcariumGaming 20 дней назад +7

      Are you just trying to farm likes, and that's why you post this on literally everything?

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 20 дней назад +32

      Big House

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 20 дней назад +51

      @@IcariumGaming ; It's worth repeating !

    • @t.dmytryshyn2615
      @t.dmytryshyn2615 20 дней назад +50

      A good comment is worth repeating.

    • @tyguy5291
      @tyguy5291 20 дней назад +47

      Trump for prison! 2024!

  • @devak45167
    @devak45167 20 дней назад +39

    Colbert, Seth Meyers and Jimmy Kimmel helping to keep my sanity in check since 2016

    • @user-sg6sv9oi6i
      @user-sg6sv9oi6i 18 дней назад +1

      Yes! ❤️🎯

    • @TheMancYank
      @TheMancYank 13 дней назад

      @@user-sg6sv9oi6iThey get pounded by Greg Gutfeld. Biden is fucked.

  • @-erm2918
    @-erm2918 20 дней назад +17

    Stephen Colbert, the best way to get the news. 😂😂😂

    • @taktak1798
      @taktak1798 20 дней назад +2

      I agree. The news is so depressing. But, Colbert and other night show hosts make it bearable.

    • @jimslancio
      @jimslancio 18 дней назад

      The court jester is the only one who can tell the King the truth.

  • @MrPhotodoc
    @MrPhotodoc 20 дней назад +65

    Stephen hit it out of the park with his Helium hounding of *hump.

  • @nyerineu3388
    @nyerineu3388 20 дней назад +79

    'Scam, Sham, the code names for Eric & Don Jr.'.....classic!

  • @CutePuma23
    @CutePuma23 20 дней назад +11

    Truly your writers have been POPPING OFF!!!! The writer's strike really was worth it because goddamn you can TELL that they're finally excited to be properly compensated for their work and that they've been given new-found respect. Especially since Colbert and other talk show comedians tried their hand at running a comedy podcast. Awesome job guys, it really feels like you're having fun over there!!! And it shows through with your killer monologues

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 20 дней назад +13

    As a Meidas Touch fan due to it's honesty along with all the great accurate, hilarious late night comedians!

  • @cpmf2112
    @cpmf2112 20 дней назад +157

    Trump's dingle berries show up to support him. 🙄

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 20 дней назад

      Good, because the "dingleberries" between his legs aren't working well.

    • @KiloMintoni-kg4kn
      @KiloMintoni-kg4kn 20 дней назад +2

      Nasti'!!

    • @greenegirlsstudio101
      @greenegirlsstudio101 20 дней назад +2

      Trump & the DingleBerries... lmfao

    • @pamjones8007
      @pamjones8007 20 дней назад +1

      It reminds me of the manson, women shaving their head and crawling on their hands and feet around the courtroom

    • @firstlast-tp7zo
      @firstlast-tp7zo 19 дней назад +1

      One of his most ardent trolls calls herself Debbie Dingleberry. 😂 I

  • @Flixartist
    @Flixartist 20 дней назад +461

    Oh my god I am so effing tired of all the Trump bullsh*t. Please make it stop!

    • @djlads
      @djlads 20 дней назад

      The only way it will is if he loses again the GOP will realise he can't win and move on to someone else.

    • @Noxius-Remind
      @Noxius-Remind 20 дней назад +5

      You are watching anti-Trump shows maybe thats why

    • @brothajohn
      @brothajohn 20 дней назад +26

      Then vote. Vote blue. All the way up and down the ticket

    • @chaboikiril3846
      @chaboikiril3846 20 дней назад +4

      @@brothajohnjust blindly vote for someone based on their affiliation…not based what they’ve done 🙌🏼

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 20 дней назад

      ​@@chaboikiril3846 Spin it anyway you want, doesn't change the facts, nobody wants trump! Not anyone with a brain.

  • @TheSunAndTheMoonrising
    @TheSunAndTheMoonrising 19 дней назад +2

    Laughter and smiling raises your vibrations and makes you feel better...Thank you for Laughter..
    Bear medicine is strong in this one!!!..Lmao!!

  • @lisagulick4144
    @lisagulick4144 20 дней назад +87

    When I saw that two of those guys were trying to catch that raccoon with their _hands,_ my only thought was "You *idiots.* " Raccoons are dangerous, especially when cornered.

    • @nancykraus5127
      @nancykraus5127 20 дней назад +15

      Any animal that is cornered and scared is dangerous.

    • @scottsnyder1909
      @scottsnyder1909 20 дней назад +6

      @@nancykraus5127 Especially orange raccoons.

    • @lordplagus02
      @lordplagus02 19 дней назад +6

      I feel pretty bad for this raccoon. He must have been really scared.

    • @5400bowen
      @5400bowen 19 дней назад +4

      You obviously have nature-o-phobia. Raccoons are not dangerous unless you ATTACK them!!! I’ve hand fed wild mother raccoons. They are very smart and gentle. City slickers….

    • @nancykraus5127
      @nancykraus5127 19 дней назад +4

      @@5400bowen That is why I laughed so hard over that video. The stadium is a Philadelphia team but First Union built their stadium about 45 minutes south of Philly in Chester. It is an urban area they are in but there are wooded parks all over the city. I am in a section of the city cut off from the rest of it by Interstate 95 and I have Crozer Arboretum down the street and Chester Park only about 10 blocks away. We get deer, raccoons, skunks, owls, hawks, the occasional turkey buzzard, and there is even a male groundhog that overwinters under my neighbors shed. Yet, I am within the city limits of Chester. It is not all so urban and run down from lack of jobs as the waterfront area is. We get a different kind of wildlife up here. We get the furry kind. LOL

  • @26beegee
    @26beegee 20 дней назад +57

    Gaetz looks and acts just like Quagmire on The Family Guy.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 20 дней назад +4

      If Quagmire and Butthead had a baby

    • @bee-sg1qf
      @bee-sg1qf 20 дней назад

      You are so right

  • @PyotrFrikadelle69
    @PyotrFrikadelle69 20 дней назад +416

    The republican party is actually a joke now

    • @gogreen7794
      @gogreen7794 20 дней назад +54

      It's been a joke for some time. The joke went over the head of too many Americans for too long.

    • @nebulousvoid
      @nebulousvoid 20 дней назад +23

      Jokes are funny.

    • @chrisrj9871
      @chrisrj9871 20 дней назад +1

      @@nebulousvoid - I'd say they look, um...
      SAD.
      You know, like an orphan with no arms,
      and no legs...
      Oh, with PROGERIA!
      (very few Colbert fans get the reference)

    • @kefinkamed
      @kefinkamed 20 дней назад +5

      Now? 😂

    • @tystkanin9996
      @tystkanin9996 20 дней назад +12

      They are a parody of themselves. Jokes are supposed to be funny not scary.

  • @loismiller7742
    @loismiller7742 20 дней назад +2

    Your show tonight will go down in the history of TV! Really well done. Bravo to your writers and performance.

  • @rubincarter3904
    @rubincarter3904 20 дней назад +2

    I just love Mr. Colbert- great humour & never foul mouthed. 😂😂

  • @joniskibo5910
    @joniskibo5910 20 дней назад +146

    HOPE Jury Finds #TratiorTrump GUILTY
    .

    • @dozervin1
      @dozervin1 20 дней назад +2

      NO CRIME . SORRY

    • @calisto2735
      @calisto2735 20 дней назад +3

      ​@@dozervin1 rofl

    • @editor4578
      @editor4578 20 дней назад

      ​@@dozervin1conning stupid people?

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks 20 дней назад +6

      @@dozervin1 See you at Donnie's sentencing hearing! Will be wild!

    • @stephenstjohn5239
      @stephenstjohn5239 20 дней назад +2

      @@dozervin1 WRONG. NOT SORRY

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 20 дней назад +232

    I hope Donnie doesn't chicken out of the debates... the spectacle itself will be like watching a Twilight Zone episode and the Late Show jokes will be even better!

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 20 дней назад +23

      But you know that the coward will.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 20 дней назад +8

      We'll all be able to watch him sun-downing, unless he's drugged up, like last time.

    • @davidthomaschwclmt5925
      @davidthomaschwclmt5925 20 дней назад +8

      He will guaranteed not do any debates

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 20 дней назад +1

      They're already working on it 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @RuthBhmand
      @RuthBhmand 20 дней назад

      Tumpity will interrupt, lie, ramble incoherently, strutt, call the mediater a fake, tell every second sentence how the election is rigged, refuse to reveal tax documents.
      My bingo card is full.
      Oh and we haven’t seen Melanoma for ages, if he wins , she stays, when he is absolutely losing she is going.

  • @LiveInSydney
    @LiveInSydney 20 дней назад +3

    I was just on a cruise out of Sydney and I’m blown away how many support trump!!!!! I’m actually worried now

    • @QUICKBOOKS1
      @QUICKBOOKS1 20 дней назад +1

      I hope people have learned from their mistakes. A video of January 6th should be played at each polling station.

  • @leeleeleelee7567
    @leeleeleelee7567 20 дней назад +4

    Love Stephen ❤️ He always makes me laugh 😃

  • @HelynnHeels
    @HelynnHeels 20 дней назад +51

    It's time for all the late night hosts to go to the court building and hold "speeches" outside opposite of where the congress people are making theirs. See who the press gravitates to most. It would be a gas.

    • @Oneshot8242
      @Oneshot8242 20 дней назад +2

      I'm surprised that there isn't a YT channel dedicated to showing the crowd sizes at the various rallies, etc.

    • @cherylkiley6373
      @cherylkiley6373 20 дней назад +7

      That would be totally awesome!!!😂

    • @gaylesankey402
      @gaylesankey402 20 дней назад +6

      Oh my gosh! What a great idea! They could all dress the same but not like the repugs did lol

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 20 дней назад +93

    "Today, we saw Florida Representative Matt Gaetz, seen here achieving maximum douche..."

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 20 дней назад

      That picture was SOMETHING ELSE. What an absolute scrotum that man is.

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 19 дней назад +8

    That's so random that a raccoon would just enter the football field. That was probably one of the funniest Chase moments I've ever seen. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm just thinking the whole time "are they going to get it are they going to get it?! Aaaaah THEY DID IT "

  • @marygillmeister6013
    @marygillmeister6013 19 дней назад +4

    Well this was a keeper. The helium balloon, the Munchkin song, the Rat Summit, the raccoon. But most of all Colbert on the recorder absolutely made me cry with laughter 😂😂😂

  • @Andrew-Antioch-Kim
    @Andrew-Antioch-Kim 20 дней назад +57

    Appreciate you, Steven!

  • @wildwisdomjourneys7221
    @wildwisdomjourneys7221 20 дней назад +33

    Trail of chicken nuggets to a cliff… 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @RKing-dy1uv
      @RKing-dy1uv 20 дней назад +7

      Honey Mustard Be-LOOOOWWWW! 😂

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 20 дней назад +5

      And then his lemmings will follow him over the edge.

  • @beverlys1737
    @beverlys1737 20 дней назад +2

    Stephen, my good sir, you have achieved maximum humorousness. Well done:)

  • @Independentman369
    @Independentman369 20 дней назад +1

    Stephen Colbert put me in belly laughs with his delivery of amazing wonderful monologues written by the talented writers on his team

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 20 дней назад +98

    “ heard you’re free on Wednesday’s”
    Let’s get ready to ramble

  • @radagastbrown9001
    @radagastbrown9001 20 дней назад +163

    Biden wins, Trump whines.

    • @cornhead6469
      @cornhead6469 20 дней назад

      China Joe for jail

    • @Justusson
      @Justusson 20 дней назад +4

      🤞

    • @-erm2918
      @-erm2918 20 дней назад

      T-shirt

    • @MicraVentures
      @MicraVentures 19 дней назад

      You have a population of over a billion. You can’t pick even one competent leader who isn’t an old man who can barely function? Not one? Really? If it’s too much effort to even do the bare minimum you may as well just slap in a not-completely-horrible king and sit back down.

  • @RebeccaMooreFrey
    @RebeccaMooreFrey 20 дней назад +5

    YOU ARE HYSTERICAL STEPHEN COLBERT, AS ARE YOUR WRITERS! BRAVO!

  • @user-vq2mc1yf8z
    @user-vq2mc1yf8z 20 дней назад +7

    Why doesn't this man have an Oscar

    • @jimslancio
      @jimslancio 18 дней назад

      He does have a few Emmys, doesn't he?

  • @ianmaidment2258
    @ianmaidment2258 20 дней назад +51

    Best late night show 🎉

  • @MikeMike11777
    @MikeMike11777 20 дней назад +51

    Laugh Out Loud - So Funny! I love this guy!

  • @fishonkayakadventure
    @fishonkayakadventure 19 дней назад +1

    "GET THE HAMMER!!!"
    fking dying over here bro, that shit was funny af

  • @pablocruise678
    @pablocruise678 20 дней назад +1

    Charades at the Colbert house might be fun!

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 20 дней назад +47

    Stephen just about slayed Cato with that recorder bit.
    Gotta do a bit for the band every now and then.

  • @stephaniepedersen6051
    @stephaniepedersen6051 20 дней назад +47

    Awww, poor raccoon was probably terrified. 😂

  • @Hawkwinter01
    @Hawkwinter01 19 дней назад +2

    The sound department needs a raise after dealing with that flute. Yikes. Enjoyed the jokes, but I couldn't help but wince at the flute playing.

  • @JF-us2dx
    @JF-us2dx 20 дней назад +3

    I think Colbert killed Louis with the recorder. Someone make sure he's OK or at least has stopped laughing. lmfao.

  • @NigelLouis-he8yc
    @NigelLouis-he8yc 20 дней назад +573

    A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT

    • @LaDemocrazia
      @LaDemocrazia 20 дней назад +15

      America's embarrassment number ONE. Greetings from Europe

    • @Yve55
      @Yve55 20 дней назад +10

      And to the world 🌎

    • @siswohlslagel8919
      @siswohlslagel8919 20 дней назад +9

      Was he ever legally president?? 🤯

    • @penelopesimpsonadams624
      @penelopesimpsonadams624 20 дней назад

      It is not just him, it is his terrorist party.

    • @erikkarsies4851
      @erikkarsies4851 20 дней назад +2

      Yes he is and Micheal Cohen is a total embarrassment also.

  • @Mr29roses
    @Mr29roses 20 дней назад +26

    That flute gag was fun - it reminded of what the late great Stan Laurel once said "if you can get away with a gag once, you can get away with it twice!" So true!

  • @samtattle4656
    @samtattle4656 20 дней назад +2

    Where is rock bottom with Trump? I thought we were there, but the bottom keeps falling out.

  • @bluegreenglue6565
    @bluegreenglue6565 20 дней назад +1

    Helium balloon AND a piper segment?? Love it!

  • @harobedyelsnit
    @harobedyelsnit 20 дней назад +30

    One of your best monologues.

  • @terasesnyder1626
    @terasesnyder1626 20 дней назад +244

    Our tax payers money pays their salary. WHY ARE THEY NOT AT WORK???

    • @sab3295
      @sab3295 20 дней назад +17

      The people that pay their a$$. My question is... how did they travel to NY??? I really hope that wasn't America's dime spent.

    • @user-bf5ik2sq5e
      @user-bf5ik2sq5e 20 дней назад +9

      🎯

    • @user-xi7gz6sz4w
      @user-xi7gz6sz4w 20 дней назад +11

      While they whine about taxes and debt ceilings.

    • @ateamfan42
      @ateamfan42 20 дней назад +14

      because no one holds them accountable

    • @baronmeduse
      @baronmeduse 20 дней назад +1

      The money paying their salaries is just issued money. The government isn't funded by 'taxpayers', it funds itself. Those payments are however a waste of money.

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula 18 дней назад +1

    *Blanche:* “I want the TRUTH!”
    *Cohen:* “….uh, I just said it.”
    Sorkin, eat your heart out.

  • @ChrisM-tn3hx
    @ChrisM-tn3hx 19 дней назад +1

    I would have started watching soccer ages ago if I thought they would just release a raccoon on the field every so often. Or a tiger for that matter... I can appreciate the raccoon for not grabbing his knee and going down the first time one of his pursuers made contact with him.
    That little fellow worked as hard as anyone else on the field for the entertainment of the crowd. They should sign him on.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 20 дней назад +128

    You don't wanna know what Lauren Boebert does if you say Beetlejuice three times.

  • @Ancient_Pollyanna
    @Ancient_Pollyanna 20 дней назад +37

    Where can I thumbs-up more than once and not get arrested? .... brilliant.

  • @ASHl33164
    @ASHl33164 20 дней назад +1

    “This is marvelous entertainment!” I was waiting for someone to say “I’d rather watch this raccoon catching action than the game! Let him run!!!” 😂

  • @Chetterhummin88990
    @Chetterhummin88990 20 дней назад +2

    “Those teeth are in their teens” is pure gold

  • @12thDecember
    @12thDecember 20 дней назад +51

    "Don't hurt him!" Bless that announcer. ♥

  • @Commander_Appo
    @Commander_Appo 20 дней назад +293

    I feel bad for that raccoon. Imagine waking up to unbearable noise, checking it out, and you’re surrounded by bright lights and chased down by a bunch of apes with grey things before being restrained.

    • @LillikoiSeed
      @LillikoiSeed 20 дней назад +52

      I was thinking the same thing. Poor thing must’ve been monumentally freaked out.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 20 дней назад +47

      That kind of sounds like a purposely vague summary of Guardians of the Galaxy 3.

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee 20 дней назад +2

      🙂😐🤨

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk 20 дней назад

      The clip ended with the coon trapped under the upside trash can....so....what happened next?

    • @user-bf5ik2sq5e
      @user-bf5ik2sq5e 20 дней назад +30

      I just hope they let the baby free.
      💔

  • @patbrennan6572
    @patbrennan6572 20 дней назад +6

    Finally, something exciting at a soccer game.

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 20 дней назад

      Oh look, someone who doesn’t like real football. Must be a yank.

  • @dexter2345
    @dexter2345 19 дней назад

    HONEY MUSTARD!! Had me on the floor!😁😁

  • @pennygleeson5029
    @pennygleeson5029 20 дней назад +181

    The utter shamelessness of the repug congresspeople who are flouting the law about the gag order is astonishing - what happened to honour & the ' party of law & order ' 😡😡😡

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 20 дней назад

      died with the election of bush jr. went off the rails with the election of obama. and became a cult under a dumbass.

    • @stephenstjohn5239
      @stephenstjohn5239 20 дней назад

      @@zerozip3426 Thus proving,,once again, that Rethug voters have no honor and no decency.

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 20 дней назад +15

      @@zerozip3426 you obviously know nothing about economics.

    • @CactusGal
      @CactusGal 20 дней назад +13

      ​@@jannetteberends8730And even less about character.

    • @jackboot3946
      @jackboot3946 20 дней назад +5

      @@jannetteberends8730 Obviously knows zero-zip about economics.... or character.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 20 дней назад +42

    Plenty of seats available!😂

  • @uniquelyunique1
    @uniquelyunique1 20 дней назад +1

    LOL! When he requested a cobra while playing the flute I immediately thought of Ron Burgundy. 😄

  • @natiliee.s.5476
    @natiliee.s.5476 20 дней назад +1

    10:29
    My stomach hurts 😂
    This man is hilarious 🤣
    Edit: Get the hammer 🔨

  • @ronnieking3848
    @ronnieking3848 20 дней назад +15

    This flute summoned every cat and dog in my home....where can I get one?! 🤠

  • @THMILLER
    @THMILLER 20 дней назад +87

    🤣🤣The Late Show is always a morning treat for us over here in Europe.🤣

    • @Langkowski
      @Langkowski 20 дней назад

      Speak for yourself. I hate all those woke hosts. I keep downvoting them so that RUclips will stop recommending them for me, but RUclips refuse to take the hint.

    • @melodytenisch6232
      @melodytenisch6232 20 дней назад +18

      ​@@LangkowskiCry me a river on the tiniest violin. 🎻

    • @Langkowski
      @Langkowski 20 дней назад

      @@melodytenisch6232 Says someone he has cried buckets ever since Trump won in 2016

    • @billystan2403
      @billystan2403 19 дней назад +6

      @@Langkowskisnowflake

    • @Langkowski
      @Langkowski 19 дней назад

      @@billystan2403ruclips.net/video/gWPcXZJV694/видео.html

  • @patriciadupont6930
    @patriciadupont6930 20 дней назад +2

    Stephen, you’re crazy but it feels so good to laugh out loud. Your pied piper skit was hilarious.

  • @luv2roam879
    @luv2roam879 20 дней назад +1

    Excellent monolog, Stephen

  • @baconbitzlol
    @baconbitzlol 20 дней назад +11

    I like how the first commentator asked "at what point are we rooting for the raccoon?" And the second responded with "Go, Raccoon, run!", indicating that that point had long passed.

  • @josephmatuszak3855
    @josephmatuszak3855 20 дней назад +59

    You mean showed up for Trump's "immoral support?"

  • @tiffanyanderson9437
    @tiffanyanderson9437 20 дней назад +2

    I think Stephen has fully recovered from his appendectomy. 💪

  • @KristinaKarina
    @KristinaKarina 19 дней назад +1

    @5:00 - if Cohen had have rebutted, "YOu want the Truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" would have been perfect!!!