Pecker Gives Damning Testimony in Trump Trial; Noem Faces Backlash for Killing Dog: A Closer Look

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  • @ecpracticesquad4674
    @ecpracticesquad4674 17 дней назад +1658

    The failure to train a dog is on the owner. This wasn’t some seasoned dog. We’re talking about a 14 month old pupper.

    • @MeloniousThunk
      @MeloniousThunk 17 дней назад +70

      We don’t know what she did afterwards… but black folks ain invite her to the cookout is all I’m sayin

    • @rebekahogle9021
      @rebekahogle9021 16 дней назад +86

      This woman is NOT country.

    • @Paula-sw2tt
      @Paula-sw2tt 16 дней назад +181

      She could so easily have re-homed that pure breed puppy! She is a very sick person.

    • @peterg5383
      @peterg5383 16 дней назад +63

      @@rebekahogle9021: neither is she rock and roll.

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 16 дней назад +97

      She comes off as bloodthirsty

  • @davidserlin8097
    @davidserlin8097 17 дней назад +1633

    “Worthless and untrainable.” Yep, that’s Trump.

    • @birbluv9595
      @birbluv9595 16 дней назад +66

      And Noem.

    • @rocketamadeus3730
      @rocketamadeus3730 16 дней назад +64

      Not even housebroken from what I hear.

    • @s.d.c5513
      @s.d.c5513 16 дней назад

      Depends...​@@rocketamadeus3730

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 16 дней назад +9

      #witchesunite #witchesdoyourthing

    • @dmochat
      @dmochat 16 дней назад +33

      ​@@rocketamadeus3730He's not housebroken, but he is a homewrecker.

  • @yoha5298
    @yoha5298 16 дней назад +184

    That Linsey Graham impression always kills me😂

    • @mrcurly1147
      @mrcurly1147 16 дней назад

      Miss Linsey is the creepiest of them all. When is someone going to donate a spine for that simple fool.

    • @maryhales4595
      @maryhales4595 16 дней назад +24

      Every time he brings up Lindsey Graham I just can't wait to see what he's going to yell at Meemaw about 😂😂

    • @4yerears
      @4yerears 16 дней назад +7

      Yes, yes, yes!!! Magnificent! Seth is great at voices; but this is his best routine!!

    • @ro2670
      @ro2670 16 дней назад +11

      @@4yerearsI’m torn between him yelling out Meemaw and Mel. They are both so funny and the voices are perfect.

    • @yoha5298
      @yoha5298 16 дней назад +4

      @@ro2670 his Trump is really funny too

  • @richardreynolds6398
    @richardreynolds6398 16 дней назад +255

    The idea of her thinking it would be OK to go public with killing a puppy speaks to her judgement as much as her callousness towards life. How could she possible expect it would be OK to say. "I shot a puppy." to the general public...a puppy for God's sake.
    This woman should not be in charge of an outhouse.

    • @lmd2215
      @lmd2215 16 дней назад

      Noem thought it was OK because she knows that most of Trump's voters are cruel people who would probably admire her for having the "courage" to shoot a dog in the head and brag about it. The ability to torture and murder an innocent creature is something she admires and believes that Trump and his followers admire as well. And she is correct. Give it a week or two, FOX News and their viewers will come around and start praising her for this. Trump will too and then choose her as his VP. Noem knows Trump, she knows his followers, she knows exactly what they want.

    • @kenster8270
      @kenster8270 16 дней назад

      She seems like a MTG brand of nuts.
      She's even gotten herself banned from entering any of the larger reservations due to her increasingly hostile attitude toward the tribes in her state. So the governor of SD is effectly a persona non grata in 17% of her own state!

    • @nancysmith8626
      @nancysmith8626 16 дней назад +18

      She just outed herself as a sociopath. Not that we couldn't already tell.

    • @una8567
      @una8567 15 дней назад +5

      She should be in it!

    • @Buttercup697
      @Buttercup697 15 дней назад +12

      She’s not allowed to step foot in one-third of her state.

  • @jpdemer5
    @jpdemer5 16 дней назад +616

    "I hated the dog, so I killed it," is not the kind of "tough decision-making" that I want in the White House.

    • @playinglifeoneasy9226
      @playinglifeoneasy9226 16 дней назад +26

      She thought so long and hard her kids didn’t even get home from school yet. “Mommy, where is Cricket, I drew a picture for him”

    • @jensee2691
      @jensee2691 16 дней назад

      I' hope you are kidding. Wait, you are right, it must have been really tough to kill a puppy after he had fun and she hated it having fun. that' is a tough decision. And heck when anyone has fun she will pull out her AR 15 and blow them away oh forgot take them to the gravel pit first. This woman is one sicko. And it has nothing to do with living on a farm. I mean is she in such a backward area that there are not animal shelters to give the dog too. And the goat because he smelled bad. Wow, what is she going to do with trump when he reportedly farts and stinks. Trump I'd be careful of her

    • @BogeyTheBear
      @BogeyTheBear 16 дней назад +62

      It does fit the GOP platform of _"If you cannot serve my needs, you have no right to exist."_

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 16 дней назад +24

      That's the GOP platform.
      Can you not currently and actively benefit me? Let's step out back....

    • @GlennTillema
      @GlennTillema 16 дней назад +12

      What if the United States was attacked by dogs? Did you think about that?!?! /sarcasm

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 17 дней назад +712

    In her defense, Kristi DeNoem's dalmatian coat looks fantastic!

    • @molsongrrrl
      @molsongrrrl 17 дней назад +51

      'See my vest ... see my vest ...' (Mr Burns)

    • @rosecity8033
      @rosecity8033 17 дней назад +36

      Her horsehair couch is looking pretty good, too.

    • @robynrains7252
      @robynrains7252 17 дней назад +10

      😂

    • @dianneforit5409
      @dianneforit5409 17 дней назад +9

      She thought the dog was Harry Whittington.

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 16 дней назад +18

      ​@@molsongrrrl Made of real gorilla chest

  • @DennisSpadafore-bt5xv
    @DennisSpadafore-bt5xv 16 дней назад +85

    The ending was gold. "Gave me a smile I could be proud of". That's the last thing that dog saw.

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 15 дней назад +2

      I had to hang onto all my cat-lover identity to laugh at that one!

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 15 дней назад +1

      I think there's a lot of potential there for a "Kristi Noem as Jack Nicholson's "Joker"" meme in there. You know, "shake-a-paw with a lethal joy-buzzer" stuff; "WHOA-HO, WE GOT A LIVE PUP HERE!!". Brooding over TV coverage of 45's psychopathy while methodically strangling a basket of 6-week-old Golden Retrievers; "Wait'll they get a load of me!".

  • @lordcaptain73
    @lordcaptain73 16 дней назад +53

    Holy heck the closing joke and smile afterwards was wonderful. Thank you Seth 😂😂😂

  • @Lyndiloo
    @Lyndiloo 16 дней назад +212

    I feel like a lot of people are overlooking the fact that 3 horses truly needing euthanasia at the same time is... highly unlikely.

    • @Birdyblue12
      @Birdyblue12 16 дней назад +21

      Yes I thought that too

    • @Lv-nq9qz
      @Lv-nq9qz 16 дней назад +26

      In her defense, starbucks ran out of the pink stanley, and something had to feel her wrath

    • @mekullag9787
      @mekullag9787 16 дней назад +9

      Well I suppose “needing“ euthanasia is kind of an unclear state, it‘s possible that they had all three had been getting progressively worse, maybe one still had a few good months, maybe another was a few months overdue and when they had the doctor come they decided out of practicality to kill them all. If the horses were very close to one another it might have actually been a good call, because they didn‘t have to suffer the loss of a friend.
      I think we can‘t judge her actions too harshly, honestly, because unless we‘re moral vegetarians/vegans we‘re likely to be hypocritical. When it comes to my food I tend to think that it‘s fine to give an animal a good life and then kill it. I do think we can judge her character harshly, though, because she killed the dog and the goat out of frustration, spite and anger, not for economical reasons. Probably not the type of person we want to be in charge of anything meaningful.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 16 дней назад +7

      I'm a vegan for health reasons, but I still think what Noem did was awful.

    • @michelewalburn4376
      @michelewalburn4376 16 дней назад +5

      ​@@mekullag9787vegans and vegetarians can't either because plants are sentient beings too. Trees share resources, mother trees share with their own children first.
      That is proof of them being sentient.
      To place one before another shows caring and caring proves sentientism.

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x 17 дней назад +618

    When I saw this story my only thought was Kristi Noem is a Sociopath who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near anything with a pulse.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 16 дней назад +41

      What's scary is that she thought, "Everybody respects people who shoot house pets for being too happy."

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 16 дней назад +24

      As well as her children !

    • @biggtrux
      @biggtrux 16 дней назад +14

      Noem the Merciless.

    • @MatthewTheWanderer
      @MatthewTheWanderer 16 дней назад +24

      Yeah, that's cartoon villain levels of psychopathy!

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm 16 дней назад +14

      Well,her political career just died.

  • @funnyfarm5555
    @funnyfarm5555 16 дней назад +42

    We adopted a dog a dog in 2019 that was 26 months old in January 2019. She had been in two other homes in the 90 days prior to us being approved to adopt her. She had aggression issues they told us, so they were concerned. We told them we have trained dogs all our lives. Well she bit me one time in training her, but she is still here after five years. She is now so gentle and snuggly , trained to many hand signals, whistle signals and voice commands. All it takes is time and the right approach, don't try to fix everything at once. Food or the lack thereof obviously was an issue with her at prior homes (gained 14 pounds after coming here), hair is longer coat is shinier.
    Our grandson for a living, works with people and their supposed untrained dogs, to train them right.
    Noem shot a smelly goat too. Daughter has goats on her farm, some ranked in the top ten in the USA. Male goats pee on their face to attract the female when they come into their cycle. Don't understand it and don't want to; works for the goats so let them go for it.

    • @catseye1009
      @catseye1009 15 дней назад +2

      It is nice to hear stories like yours. What many people do not understand is that when one takes in an animal as a pet, they are making a commitment for 20 years or so. That means through thick and thin, and everything in between. At the very least turn the animal into a shelter so they have a chance to live. Preferably a no-kill or private shelter.

    • @anikejulien7273
      @anikejulien7273 4 дня назад

      Would you say that training a cat is possible well after being 2 years old?

  • @Geekeric
    @Geekeric 16 дней назад +69

    I don't know how I survive without this show.

    • @somberjpg
      @somberjpg 16 дней назад +9

      I hate when they take hiatus because my whole routine feels messed up 😢

    • @myfriendsim
      @myfriendsim 16 дней назад +3

      @@somberjpgomg same

  • @lavonwatson8814
    @lavonwatson8814 17 дней назад +415

    I'm beginning to think that Noem is worthless and untrainable. I'm wondering what she would say we should do about that? 😂

    • @andybaldman
      @andybaldman 17 дней назад +4

      Make her Vice President

    • @ewestner
      @ewestner 16 дней назад +13

      I hate that governor.

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 16 дней назад

      @@andybaldman She might hang, if Trump has a bad day.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 16 дней назад +25

      Let’s take a walk in the gravel pit!

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 16 дней назад +9

      “Look at the field over there Kenny, I mean Kristy”

  • @rosecity8033
    @rosecity8033 17 дней назад +342

    Please never stop doing your Lindsey Graham impressions, because they are a thing of beauty, and only slightly less ludicrous than the man himself.

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos 16 дней назад +30

      Meemaw approves 👍🏼

    • @yarazooom
      @yarazooom 16 дней назад +20

      never stop Meemaw

    • @inviktus1983
      @inviktus1983 16 дней назад +23

      Seth needs to do an animated series based entirely off his Lindsey Graham impression. It needs to happen.

    • @AsifKhan-jq3vw
      @AsifKhan-jq3vw 16 дней назад +7

      I love it Lindsey talking to his mom.

    • @lstapes7
      @lstapes7 16 дней назад +11

      @@AsifKhan-jq3vwNot his mom…a Meemaw is someone’s grandmother.

  • @guided1
    @guided1 16 дней назад +23

    lindsey graham impressions are the best!!🤣

  • @nigelsdebbie
    @nigelsdebbie 16 дней назад +19

    Welcome back, missed you Seth!

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x 17 дней назад +242

    Steven Miller calling Trump a "Fashion Icon" was the weirdest thing ever!

    • @clareerickson9136
      @clareerickson9136 17 дней назад +49

      Steven Miller is the weirdest thing ever 🤪

    • @avengingmime
      @avengingmime 17 дней назад +25

      "Just add zis red armband sir und it vill be perfect 👌 "

    • @cyndis3942
      @cyndis3942 17 дней назад +8

      next he'll be trying to dress him in Hugo Boss ;)

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 17 дней назад +12

      What about this ''party of law and order'' plus ''party of family values'' doing lots of stuff that proves the exact opposite ?

    • @Pretty_Fly_on_a_White_Guy
      @Pretty_Fly_on_a_White_Guy 17 дней назад +11

      *Stephen
      Sorry, I’m a huge fan of the Steve Miller Band ;p

  • @davesnothere420
    @davesnothere420 17 дней назад +273

    She shot her dog in the face, that's a whole different level of psychotic...

    • @ellengrace4609
      @ellengrace4609 16 дней назад +29

      And immediately after she offed her goat because it stank and got her kids clothes dirty. Took two shots.

    • @mslinda8456
      @mslinda8456 16 дней назад +8

      OMG 😭🤮

    • @DrinkTheKoolAid62
      @DrinkTheKoolAid62 16 дней назад +5

      Then told the dog to go _ _ _ _ itself

    • @catherinelewis1951
      @catherinelewis1951 16 дней назад +15

      Sure hope her kids are well-behaved.

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 16 дней назад +1

      But seriously, is that what the books says?

  • @shannonrossi8628
    @shannonrossi8628 16 дней назад +20

    I love Seth's "Lindsay Graham and MeeMaw" bits. They make me happy.

  • @markhagen1329
    @markhagen1329 16 дней назад +11

    LOL! "Does she think cats can vote?" OMG....that got me.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 16 дней назад +1

      Cats would never vote for Noem; they have an eerie ability to detect evil.

  • @willemdewilde1735
    @willemdewilde1735 16 дней назад +121

    the way she treated that puppy is the way she will treat you.

    • @jackie9190
      @jackie9190 16 дней назад +5

      It says a lot about her that she even put that horrible act in her book.

  • @Ashtarte3D
    @Ashtarte3D 16 дней назад +998

    Noem's defense is so disgusting. My husband was raised on a dairy farm and was used to having to put down animals WHEN THEY WERE OLD AND INVALID. Noem also put down a goat because it was "mean and nasty" and apparently smelled bad. Not cause it was old or needed to be done but because she's a monster.

    • @ekay9783
      @ekay9783 16 дней назад +155

      UH OH old and smelled bad? watch out Trump!

    • @CorwinFound
      @CorwinFound 16 дней назад +71

      I used to say that the world is divided between those who could put down their own dog, and those who couldn't. Meaning that some people are better able to deal with harsh realities and take responsibility. (A juvenile belief for sure.) Little did I know there was a third category of people who _wanted_ to put down their own dog and then used it as an opportunity for diverse pets. Agggghhh! These people are getting so very very weird and disturbed.

    • @Shawn-gr5ww
      @Shawn-gr5ww 16 дней назад

      Why is it ok in your eyes to kill animals that are old? I can tell you that living on a dairy farm Animals are killed for far more reasons than they just got old. And nuisance animals are ordered by state and local officials to be put down all the time, what’s the difference here. Quit your faux outrage.

    • @cherylsmith950
      @cherylsmith950 16 дней назад +11

      @@ekay9783OMG for sure! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @carolking6772
      @carolking6772 16 дней назад +62

      Her redeeming qualities are that she tried to get her daughter a fake realtor license and she had an affair.

  • @NicoleNichelle
    @NicoleNichelle 16 дней назад +11

    Noem made the *ANIMAL FLUB* of the CENTURY!!! I expect this week's 'Animal Flubs' jingle to be one for the ages! 🤩

    • @fewernotes
      @fewernotes 15 дней назад +1

      Oh my glob, I didn't think of this! That is a genius insight!

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 16 дней назад +6

    1) the graphics department did a great job with Seth and the pigeons in the park. 10/10
    2) that last joke was great! you and your crew were missed.

  • @silva7493
    @silva7493 16 дней назад +218

    Who in Hell can even "hate" a puppy?

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 16 дней назад +7

      Scrappy Doo...

    • @aminmian7291
      @aminmian7291 16 дней назад +4

      Stephen Segeal, he killed a 14-month puppy with an armored car for a show

    • @user-sf3yr4wq4t
      @user-sf3yr4wq4t 16 дней назад +12

      I knew there was a reason I was disgusted by Steven Segal

    • @mekullag9787
      @mekullag9787 16 дней назад +1

      if it was 14 months old, it was not a puppy, it was a teenage dog. Even large dogs should at that point look pretty close to their "finished" versions and they´re likely already fully capable of reproduction. Dogs are a lot of work and some breeds are much more work still. We got a dog half a year ago and she´s lovely, but I still feel overwhelmed at times with how much attention she needs. If I didn´t love dogs as much as I do, I could imagine growing resentful over time. Not the dog´s fault, obviously, that woman is still awful, just maybe in a different way.
      Also, that dog was likely in puberty, where rebellious behaviour is absolutely expected. No one who has done any research on dogs should be surprised by this. Still it´s no wonder that this is the most typical age range at which families not headed by psychos end up giving their first dog away. But there´s just no way you can look at a dog at that age and make any sort of judgement as to how "trainable" it will end up being.

    • @Eliteswanteverything
      @Eliteswanteverything 16 дней назад

      @@user-sf3yr4wq4t. Not to mention he’s a sexual predator and abuser..That’s why he moved to Russia!!

  • @catherinelewis1951
    @catherinelewis1951 16 дней назад +362

    Says a lot about Noem's humanity that she didn't surrender their dog to a rescue. Give dogs the chance to live.

    • @hewlettwilliam4650
      @hewlettwilliam4650 16 дней назад +33

      Pro life doesn't cover dogs or goats in Christy's world

    • @InksplatOops
      @InksplatOops 16 дней назад +35

      Could sell the dog, give him away, call the vet and say she needed help rehoming him. Could have hired a trainer for him. Could have bought a leash. The story is seriously crazy.

    • @lilianevanbel3123
      @lilianevanbel3123 16 дней назад +15

      Apparently she treats native Americans the same.😢😢😢

    • @user-hq5hs7bt2c
      @user-hq5hs7bt2c 16 дней назад +13

      What scares me is that her mindset is "If it annoys me or doesn't do what I say, it's useless". Will anti trumpers be on her 'useless' list?

    • @taefravis
      @taefravis 16 дней назад +8

      @@hewlettwilliam4650 Pro life does not even cover human life in Killer Kristi's life!
      I feels sorry for her kids..if they even look like they are sick then she will say to them "Hey come out back with mommy and her new Glock"

  • @Missunderstood103
    @Missunderstood103 16 дней назад +13

    U know it's gonna B a good one when Seth brings out the 'Lindsey Mee-Maw' rant.

  • @stevenschwartzhoff1703
    @stevenschwartzhoff1703 16 дней назад +6

    Noem also writes how her kids asked about Cricket when they got back. Wonder if they simply said "yeah, had to be done."

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 16 дней назад

      Maybe she says "Be good, or..."

  • @Mike-ph5rn
    @Mike-ph5rn 16 дней назад +234

    Noem said "the dog was untrainable".
    It was a puppy.
    Good thing your parents don't share your decision making process.

    • @rachelstanger6079
      @rachelstanger6079 16 дней назад +6

      She has children. . .

    • @Lv-nq9qz
      @Lv-nq9qz 16 дней назад +26

      I think you meant too bad they didnt share her decision making process

    • @johanneskaiser8188
      @johanneskaiser8188 16 дней назад +2

      @@Lv-nq9qzI agree and am taken aback at thid coldness at the same time.

    • @hesimplywillnotdie
      @hesimplywillnotdie 16 дней назад +5

      @@rachelstanger6079 Was gonna say - imagine how she treated her children.

    • @rachelstanger6079
      @rachelstanger6079 16 дней назад +11

      @@hesimplywillnotdie I don't have to imagine. My dad was just like her. Supposedly dispassionate farmer, but in actuality just cruel to animals and us, his children

  • @grizzlynad
    @grizzlynad 17 дней назад +153

    “It’s the last thing that dog saw” That was dark!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mslinda8456
      @mslinda8456 16 дней назад +7

      That made me cry and sick to my stomach. That poor puppy!

    • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
      @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 16 дней назад +3

      Well...he ain't lying!

    • @nth.aurora
      @nth.aurora 16 дней назад +2

      Did he ad lib that line?

    • @sophiedeveraux3560
      @sophiedeveraux3560 16 дней назад +3

      Making Scollins proud.

    • @tdinap
      @tdinap 16 дней назад +1

      You know it's dark when the audience is there but you can still hear that one guy on the crew laughing louder than all of them combined.

  • @smallcutepuppy
    @smallcutepuppy 16 дней назад +3

    I too did not handle the hiatus well. Glad to see you back, Seth. I was worried that Mac had gotten you.

  • @lastgentleman8099
    @lastgentleman8099 16 дней назад +2

    "Last thing that dog saw" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-xw3yz1qn4d
    @user-xw3yz1qn4d 17 дней назад +246

    Missed you, Seth!

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 17 дней назад +1

      🥃👴🏻 U NEED A JOB

    • @kristienmariepetersen
      @kristienmariepetersen 17 дней назад +1

      Me too!

    • @swiftdog49er51
      @swiftdog49er51 17 дней назад +4

      Love the podcast, but even more when you promote on here. It has become so hilarious 😂😅. I've had relatives watch your podcast because of it.

    • @penelopegreene
      @penelopegreene 16 дней назад

      I could've name checked "Vague" Ramaswamy for him. But then, again, his name's better that way! 😁

    • @user-xr8mg7oj8t
      @user-xr8mg7oj8t 16 дней назад

      So do you ​@@paulyricca3881

  • @johnaverill6308
    @johnaverill6308 16 дней назад +146

    Right, it is normal to put down animals on a farm when they get too old and sick. NOT when they're 14 months old. What a lunatic

    • @Balletified
      @Balletified 16 дней назад +5

      It’s illegal in my country to kill your own pets or livestock.

    • @smhs1262
      @smhs1262 16 дней назад +4

      I wonder what this puppy killer's views are on abortions, the human sort. Perhaps like puppies, will she choose to terminate the child in the 14th month after birth? Just when potty training fails? It truly is a slippery slope

    • @patriciafuentes7988
      @patriciafuentes7988 16 дней назад

      ​@@Balletified they can't kill their own livestock? How do cattle ranchers...

    • @patriciafuentes7988
      @patriciafuentes7988 16 дней назад +1

      Pretty cool that the enquirer is also making money off reporting on making money for catch and kill 😂

    • @gayleelliott3319
      @gayleelliott3319 16 дней назад

      @@Balletified Then you're in a wonderful country!

  • @i.am.navkaur
    @i.am.navkaur 16 дней назад +4

    Seth and Crew, I missed you several times while you were away. Would've LOVED to get your take on the trial each day!!! Glad you're back.

  • @nathandougherty7058
    @nathandougherty7058 16 дней назад +2

    The last thing the dog saw... devastating.

  • @garyperkovac1002
    @garyperkovac1002 16 дней назад +91

    My God. My God.... When are we going to finally wake up? How insane do you have to be to want to vote for a man like Trump?

    • @michelewalburn4376
      @michelewalburn4376 16 дней назад +9

      Not insane, brainwashed.

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 16 дней назад +5

      "And I use the term 'man' loosely."

    • @lindagorham1409
      @lindagorham1409 16 дней назад

      @@michelewalburn4376or maybe aLOT of both

    • @wademedlin3822
      @wademedlin3822 16 дней назад

      Remember, "woke" is a horrifying four letter word in the maga mindset. And their strength is bounding in fearsomeness. Becoming woke is, a traitorous blasphemy, in their religious discipline.

    • @megahappy2bemeIntheStarz
      @megahappy2bemeIntheStarz 13 дней назад

      @@michelewalburn4376 I think both because Rosanne actually has a mental illness, though being an asshole doesn't come with mental illness. I just mean the mentally unbalanced that believe crap like the government is after them and then want a guy that breaks the law and does such anti-social crap which is like having an anti-social personality disorder etc. So I think BOTH vote for tRump and the MAGA nuts.

  • @mahrze
    @mahrze 17 дней назад +165

    Feels like forever since last ep.

  • @RobertJohnson-bj5lk
    @RobertJohnson-bj5lk 16 дней назад +8

    Nobody in Gov. Noem’s orbit thought that printing the words: “I hated that dog” was a bad idea???

    • @Hadenufyet
      @Hadenufyet 16 дней назад

      That’s how sharp they are. “Show how *masculine* you are Kristi; the closeted men will love it. There aren’t very many dog lovers in USA”

  • @JanusDrejer
    @JanusDrejer 16 дней назад +2

    "Last thing that dog saw..." Brutal! 😅

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL 16 дней назад +361

    "Killing an innocent puppy? That's beyond inhumane. Animal abuse charges should be brought against anyone capable of such cruelty.

    • @Billy-cs4cc
      @Billy-cs4cc 16 дней назад

      Ya, like Flawed o duh government, they do it all the time. They are evil

    • @kimbercole2438
      @kimbercole2438 16 дней назад +7

      I wish!

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 16 дней назад +8

      @@kimbercole2438now that gave me a smile I can be proud of!

    • @zmaxx21
      @zmaxx21 16 дней назад

      She passed a law that made it ok to do that horrible thing in her state. She is trash.

    • @MasterZhao
      @MasterZhao 16 дней назад +6

      Of course she isn't going to prison anytime soon. Anyone seen Michael Vick?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 17 дней назад +78

    Meemaw is a corpse in an old wicker wheelchair, on the top floor of Lindsey's house, isn't she.

    • @sigil8386
      @sigil8386 16 дней назад +8

      I will forever think of this when I see Lindsay Graham.

    • @DIESEL0759
      @DIESEL0759 16 дней назад +7

      She's in the fruit cellar: "Mrs. Graham....*SCREAM!!!!!!*" (insert Bernard Hermann strings here)

    • @richardvickrey4786
      @richardvickrey4786 16 дней назад +7

      I am digging the obvious Psycho reference. Well done! 💙

    • @pemdechen6300
      @pemdechen6300 16 дней назад +1

      That's dark .....and probably true 😂

    • @raghailligh1080
      @raghailligh1080 16 дней назад +2

      @@richardvickrey4786 Tennessee Williams filtered through Hitchcock!

  • @Amanda57563
    @Amanda57563 16 дней назад +3

    Proud to have been here since the standing monologues.

  • @jonlaubert8826
    @jonlaubert8826 16 дней назад +3

    Falls asleep while "WORLD TURNS", just like an old man, my dad, at 85!

  • @dietotaku
    @dietotaku 17 дней назад +157

    "I did not do well mentally without the show to process the news" YOU AND ME BOTH, SETH, NEVER LEAVE US AGAIN

    • @Ducky69247
      @Ducky69247 16 дней назад

      Unfortunately the continued abandonment has left me sour on the whole show. They've lost my sub.

    • @amywarhaft8297
      @amywarhaft8297 16 дней назад

      The picture they showed was awesome

    • @alicegoodman4581
      @alicegoodman4581 16 дней назад +1

      I hate it when he takes a vacation! You can never leave us again, Seth! Block off October- February of next year! NO VACATIONS then!

  • @amberx1863
    @amberx1863 16 дней назад +88

    That puppy story is going to give me nightmares. I wish I could unhear it. I wondered why the pet adoption process at the SPCA required such a long questionnaire, and now I see that they’re trying to weed out exactly this type of person.

    • @landonewts
      @landonewts 16 дней назад +6

      I know what you mean. That poor dog. Most humans would surrender to a no-kill shelter so it could find a better home. I shudder to think what her “training methods” were like if they included this sad end as an option.

  • @mrtrailesafety
    @mrtrailesafety 16 дней назад +3

    Corey Lewandowski learned why Cricket was the safe word.

  • @rustzz8
    @rustzz8 16 дней назад +3

    So glad you're back! I look forward to a closer look 3-4 times a week.

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 16 дней назад +67

    Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire

    • @gliberty42
      @gliberty42 16 дней назад

      Describing fascism in a nutshell.

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac 16 дней назад +698

    His lawyers can call him 'President Trump' all they want, but there is nothing presidential about what’s unfolding in that courtroom.

    • @yarazooom
      @yarazooom 16 дней назад

      only presidential farts those are 'private acts' not 'official.
      he should sit outside like a gassy DOG. or maybe be 'put down' for it

    • @cassius3745
      @cassius3745 16 дней назад +7

      Bold statement.

    • @FluxDeimos
      @FluxDeimos 16 дней назад +52

      There was nothing presidential that unfolded during his presidency either lol

    • @carsonlovescarts
      @carsonlovescarts 16 дней назад

      The unraveling of democracy before your very eyes never is you deluted kook.

    • @busoptr
      @busoptr 16 дней назад +22

      Trump is like the villain in a Scooby-Doo episode.

  • @TranscendianIntendor
    @TranscendianIntendor 16 дней назад +1

    "Ain't no sunshine when you're gone."

  • @LynStLouis
    @LynStLouis 14 дней назад

    Oh my gosh, Seth, it's so good to have you back!

  • @amethystsavage4018
    @amethystsavage4018 16 дней назад +58

    14 months old? So, she expected him to be a fully trained hunting dog when he was only a little over a year old?

    • @kayeroskaft9619
      @kayeroskaft9619 16 дней назад +9

      And I bet she didn’t train him at all

    • @Lv-nq9qz
      @Lv-nq9qz 16 дней назад +9

      But theres more. She trained the dog to hunt quail, and put it down because it got lose and attacked a neighbors chickens. How is that the dogs fault, you trained it to hunt birds, and quail arent much different from chickens. Sounds like she just wanted to shoot something.

  • @Jfriedman420
    @Jfriedman420 17 дней назад +221

    My nights have been so BORING without A Closer Look...so glad you're back!

    • @jacobsims8307
      @jacobsims8307 17 дней назад +1

      You might need a surprise inspection of your calendar, and take a closer look at fun things to do. 😂🎉

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 17 дней назад +1

      🥃👴🏻 BUY CABLE

    • @Ducky69247
      @Ducky69247 16 дней назад

      I've lived without it almost more than it's been available this year, which means I no longer require it. I unsubbed.

    • @justjackie7272
      @justjackie7272 16 дней назад +3

      @@Ducky69247 BUT YET YOUR HERE 😂😂😂

    • @Ducky69247
      @Ducky69247 16 дней назад

      @@justjackie7272 nah, I just unsubbed when I saw the video in my feed.

  • @PaulCull
    @PaulCull 16 дней назад +1

    That's the best ending to a late night show video that I've seen yet.

  • @madalynnmccarron4590
    @madalynnmccarron4590 16 дней назад +2

    now i finally have the encouragement i needed to write that novel, thanks Seth!!!

  • @treezafernweh4156
    @treezafernweh4156 17 дней назад +61

    Seth - I just love when you bring up Lindsey’s mee-maw.
    Thank you! 😂

    • @TJM-vg3ei
      @TJM-vg3ei 17 дней назад

      I love mee-maw stories, too!

  • @rubensilva_
    @rubensilva_ 17 дней назад +124

    Trump thinks that dogs are utterly disgusting creatures. Governor Noem probably thought including this story in her book would put her on the fast track to the VP pick.

    • @austinsmith8218
      @austinsmith8218 16 дней назад +9

      But that would assume Trump reads! 😂

    • @brianhess9083
      @brianhess9083 16 дней назад +7

      He doesn't care much for Bald Eagles either. And vice versa.

    • @raghailligh1080
      @raghailligh1080 16 дней назад +4

      @@brianhess9083 If only that bird had gone for the jugular, and made the perfect meme.

    • @dr.g3860
      @dr.g3860 16 дней назад

      As long as their voters don't like puppies they have nothing to worry about.

    • @anitadees4223
      @anitadees4223 16 дней назад +2

      Yes, people like Noem believe nothing they do should ever be questioned and certainly shouldn't meet with disapproval.

  • @drdv1974
    @drdv1974 16 дней назад +2

    Glad to have you back Seth!

  • @kahleeb624
    @kahleeb624 16 дней назад +2

    Omg the Kristi thing at the end was absolutely amazing! Hand down the best ending yet! 😂😂😂

  • @johnl9135
    @johnl9135 16 дней назад +585

    Shot a 14 months old puppy is nothing to be proud about. This crazy B should be locked up for animals abused.

    • @celestinoguevara3181
      @celestinoguevara3181 16 дней назад +13

      You are right if we would done that we could be in big trouble

    • @bullseycarttoob
      @bullseycarttoob 16 дней назад +3

      @@celestinoguevara3181 what?

    • @bettycunicelli8552
      @bettycunicelli8552 16 дней назад +18

      I agree. That bothers me so much...that poor dog.

    • @lisarood9509
      @lisarood9509 16 дней назад +13

      And the objection is not to putting the dog( or horses) down but the fact that it was not done humanely. How awful do you have to be to shoot a puppy? Isn't she famous enough to call Cesar Milan?

    • @celestinoguevara3181
      @celestinoguevara3181 16 дней назад +6

      @@lisarood9509 I would never ever do something like that and even worst some politicians defending her

  • @cynhanrahan4012
    @cynhanrahan4012 16 дней назад +525

    I'm a retired dog trainer. You do not just turn an untrained dog loose and expect it to hunt over it. It takes a long time to teach them to be steady. Apparently Noem is an idiot as well as guilty of animal abuse. Plus, my goat farmer friend doesn't keep a male goat on the property because they stink. She brings one in for a a couple weeks of wild goaty love with her does, and then sends him back to his owners. No need to kill it in the puppy pit Kristy.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 16 дней назад +5

      I understand goats can be "de-stank" by freezing their scent glands, with dry ice, when they're babies.

    • @jimmysthoughts8571
      @jimmysthoughts8571 16 дней назад +37

      I just love how you worded that. "weeks of wild goaty love" had me rolling, lmao

    • @anitadees4223
      @anitadees4223 16 дней назад +13

      You are so very right about the time and patience it takes to train a hunting dog. You are right about buck goats also. Most goat owners don't keep them year-round.

    • @lisarood9509
      @lisarood9509 16 дней назад +3

      Same here! That is one of the funniest things ever!

    • @benjaminwaterman9580
      @benjaminwaterman9580 16 дней назад +19

      I read this...and just thought ewe.

  • @karenharper8202
    @karenharper8202 16 дней назад +1

    I have really missed you Seth!

  • @pjax03
    @pjax03 11 дней назад

    That “game me a smile” call back was pure gold. 😂

  • @earthknight60
    @earthknight60 16 дней назад +46

    Anther nice tidbit about Nome is that she is banned from entering 17% of the state she governs due to her treatment of Native People in South Dakota.

    • @lilianevanbel3123
      @lilianevanbel3123 16 дней назад +6

      Now those are real Americans!❤

    • @annemettefrederiksen7751
      @annemettefrederiksen7751 16 дней назад +3

      Probably because they fear that she feels about tjem as she did about those poor poor animals, I dont blame them ans I wish we could bar her from humanity...

  • @brianlewis8722
    @brianlewis8722 17 дней назад +40

    EVERY damn time Seth breaks out the Lindsey and MeeMaw voices, I die laughing. Thank you Seth!

  • @user-un4zy3rw7m
    @user-un4zy3rw7m 16 дней назад +2

    We are all glad you are back also.

  • @shawnsmolk9314
    @shawnsmolk9314 16 дней назад +87

    In one segment PoxNews says trump can't get a fair trial in Democrat New York. In the next segment they claim that all the people in New York love him.

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 16 дней назад +17

      Exactly. Their only standards are to just say whatever will sound good at the time.

    • @patkopitke5823
      @patkopitke5823 16 дней назад +4

      "Pox News" - I haven't heard that one before 😂 Thanks for sharing

    • @jessicapatton2688
      @jessicapatton2688 16 дней назад

      They do that a lot actually!

    • @rumrstv
      @rumrstv 16 дней назад

      It's same way they portray Biden as a doddering old fool and a master criminal.

    • @cathyhurd4890
      @cathyhurd4890 16 дней назад

      Not Harlem

  • @erikagray9883
    @erikagray9883 17 дней назад +44

    Not to mention, Buffalo Bill LOVED his dog.

  • @jenniferriske1328
    @jenniferriske1328 16 дней назад +1

    so happy you’re back from Spring Break. You were missed!

  • @frogdogink4415
    @frogdogink4415 16 дней назад +1

    Brilliant as always! ❤

  • @70foolio
    @70foolio 17 дней назад +73

    YES, finally “A Closer Look”! Man I can’t go 2 weeks without Seth Meyers. ❤😂😅

    • @gayleelliott3319
      @gayleelliott3319 16 дней назад

      Yes, who doesn't love Seth? And his family, too--come to that!

  • @jonlee6794
    @jonlee6794 17 дней назад +323

    Corrections better be coming back this week as well, or else we’re gonna have a serious issue here…

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 17 дней назад +61

      We be hungry jackals

    • @realityjunky
      @realityjunky 17 дней назад +25

      I'm already having a serious issue and I'm thinking of checking into a rehab center.

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 17 дней назад +30

      I've just placed an order for 1000 Mac Tonight Halloween costumes! Who's with me???

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl 17 дней назад +32

      @@Omni0404Sorry, already got my Bird Bane costume.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 17 дней назад +6

      🥃👴🏻 I HATE MY VOICE

  • @lindaw8391
    @lindaw8391 16 дней назад +1

    I've been listening to Family Trips for the past 2 weeks while Seth and Colbert were on break and I've really enjoyed it!
    But I'm very happy to have a closer look back!

  • @blistabliss
    @blistabliss 15 дней назад

    Bravo! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

  • @tomt8320
    @tomt8320 17 дней назад +771

    *_If you can't see the CON, then you are the MARK. Vote for Biden 2024._*

    • @FistandFootMartialArts
      @FistandFootMartialArts 16 дней назад +31

      Well said, Good Sir. Well said.👍

    • @FRANKRIO-jv1sq
      @FRANKRIO-jv1sq 16 дней назад +2

      🥃👴🏻 ROBERT DUNDER IN 24.

    • @AR-ed3xw
      @AR-ed3xw 16 дней назад +4

      ​@FRANKRIO-jv1sq only if Robert Mifflin is his running mate!

    • @FRANKRIO-jv1sq
      @FRANKRIO-jv1sq 16 дней назад +1

      @@AR-ed3xw NO , THE RUNNING MATE IS NIKKI SIXX.

    • @ianobrien3248
      @ianobrien3248 16 дней назад

      Suckers and Rubes flocking to throw money at Grifters...

  • @noahman27
    @noahman27 16 дней назад +56

    Thank God you are back! Two weeks without this show - that's inhumane treatment! :)

  • @ermaek2145
    @ermaek2145 16 дней назад

    Good on you Seth and your writing team! You made me laugh outloud! Was much needed, thank you!

  • @richzimmerman4010
    @richzimmerman4010 13 дней назад +1

    This was a great one!

  • @Dan-Simms
    @Dan-Simms 16 дней назад +47

    So happy you are back, your jokes are needed in this joke of a world we are living in.

    • @karen-ec8yz
      @karen-ec8yz 16 дней назад +1

      Don’t you ever call a veterinarian to euthanize an animal who is ill or old?

  • @user-rt4zb8xp8b
    @user-rt4zb8xp8b 17 дней назад +39

    even buffalo bill refrained from killing the dog...

  • @zoemalcolm2897
    @zoemalcolm2897 16 дней назад +1

    Laughing out loud for every second! I have SO missed you!!! Top form 😂

  • @ficialintelligence1869
    @ficialintelligence1869 15 дней назад

    Didn't know what to do with your hands. Thank you! I share your struggle.

  • @andybaldman
    @andybaldman 17 дней назад +20

    Weak people are drawn to psychopaths.

  • @eunicekalu8965
    @eunicekalu8965 17 дней назад +64

    Happy Monday Everyone!!!!!!!!!! Welcome Back Seth and Crew!!!!!! It's Time For A Closer Look!!!!!!!!!!!! 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖!!!!!!!!!!

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 17 дней назад

      🍉🍔🔥💥💨🍗🥣🦅🐈🛋🛏🗣💤👠👠👚👗🌍📺🦍🚪⬅️ YOUR ROOM.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 17 дней назад

      🕳🦍AWWWWWW🕳A LITTLE HELP?

  • @user-cv3gb6lg5j
    @user-cv3gb6lg5j 16 дней назад

    Brilliant. Thank you kindly for the laughs.

  • @loriethayermorse162
    @loriethayermorse162 16 дней назад

    So glad yall are back!

  • @Gess575
    @Gess575 16 дней назад +16

    The 1st I heard of Kristie Noem is when she announced with pride that her 1 or 2 y/o grand daughter has her own shotgun and rifle.

    • @jackharrison7613
      @jackharrison7613 16 дней назад +4

      no way! Does she know how to load it? and aim it at people? who kill puppies?

  • @birdsarecool6448
    @birdsarecool6448 17 дней назад +44

    No wonder he has so much "stamina", he sleeps all day at his trial!

    • @nestaannjarrett4948
      @nestaannjarrett4948 16 дней назад +4

      Are you sure he's not getting into jr's snort powder?

  • @nyceflix
    @nyceflix 16 дней назад +1

    Missed you Meyers. 2 weeks?! 2 weeks.

  • @stephenkleinsmith2248
    @stephenkleinsmith2248 15 дней назад

    As always, great show

  • @bencoomer2000
    @bencoomer2000 16 дней назад +192

    Seriously. These people are so weird and off-putting.
    Just shooting a puppy because it didn't know better behavior is upsetting. But being PROUD of it?

    • @Shawn-gr5ww
      @Shawn-gr5ww 16 дней назад

      Was not a puppy, you’re just trying to strike emotion in people by using that term. It did not just “not know better,” it attacked someone else’s chickens. And just mentioning it in a book does not mean you’re proud of it. She didn’t write a whole book about killing dogs.

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 16 дней назад +10

      You still haven't disproven "puppy".

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 16 дней назад +20

      ​@@Shawn-gr5ww14 months isn't far from being a puppy. I get that farm life involves more animal killing than city folk are used to, but this account is still psychopathic, especially since she then gives the counterpoint of putting down old horses.

    • @VariablePenguin
      @VariablePenguin 16 дней назад +23

      ​@@Shawn-gr5wwwirehaired pointers haven't stopped growing until they're 2. It was a puppy.

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 16 дней назад

      ​@@Shawn-gr5ww Mistreating animals is on the sociopath checklist.

  • @ryanyoung8638
    @ryanyoung8638 17 дней назад +33

    Love that Seth’s back! Only thing I’m disappointed with is Seth missed a opportunity to mention how ‘Catch & Kill’ sounds like something Kristi Noem has a lot of practice with 😂 (though I’m sure Scollins has already suggested it!)

  • @willhipp
    @willhipp 16 дней назад

    Brilliant!

  • @thatswhatisaid8908
    @thatswhatisaid8908 15 дней назад

    "Does she think cats can vote?" 🤣 I'm on the floor, here!

  • @chasethevioletsun9996
    @chasethevioletsun9996 16 дней назад +35

    Noem was telegraphing that she is willing to destroy anything and anyone that defies her.

  • @carrieeawbrey2830
    @carrieeawbrey2830 17 дней назад +75

    He’s back! Missed ya Seth! Much ♥️& all the best all!

  • @s9lecomp
    @s9lecomp 16 дней назад +1

    UP WITH PEOPLE!!! My dad gave me his records when I was a kid and that was one of my favorite ones.

  • @HWCism
    @HWCism 16 дней назад

    Now that was a good show! Thanks

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 16 дней назад +27

    To quote former United States President Theodore Roosevelt:
    "No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." "The judges who administer justice in our countries must be seen as ethical and subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary. Nothing less than the rule of law is at stake."

    • @joey73
      @joey73 16 дней назад +4

      I guess someone needs to have a long talk with SCOTUS!!!

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 16 дней назад

      If you've lost all touch with Teddy Roosevelt, you've lost all touch with belief in the country. It's really that simple.