Kellyanne Conway Considers Rejoining Team Trump for 2024

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  • Опубликовано: 28 апр 2024
  • Seth addresses Biden attending a fundraiser at Radio City Music Hall, Biden's administration adopting new standards for race on the census and more in his monologue for Thursday, March 28, before taking a closer look at Trump's net worth unexpectedly soaring after his failed social media company went public.
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  • @nchannel101
    @nchannel101 Месяц назад +188

    I am LOVING the monologue and A Closer Look in one RUclips video! It’s fantastic.

    • @jenniferjohnson2712
      @jenniferjohnson2712 Месяц назад +8

      I agree, however there's something at the end of the solo "closer look" segment today that's a lovely treat. You're welcome. 😊

    • @Cynt3r
      @Cynt3r Месяц назад +4

      I agree, although I don’t understand why they still upload the version without the monologue first, or at all

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR 28 дней назад +1

      wait, is this what they've been doing? For a few days now I've been like "I swear I heard all these jokes already" (I'm running around doing stuff)

  • @TheDecoy78
    @TheDecoy78 Месяц назад +204

    Thank you for the "Seth tries to laugh about a thing that is clearly making him crazy" segment! Made me feel a bit better

    • @acmelka
      @acmelka Месяц назад +9

      I see the clear lack of god in his endless luck

    • @teamvlcn6820
      @teamvlcn6820 Месяц назад +22

      Seth's crazy laugh sounds like Tucker's normal laugh.

    • @carolinecano4310
      @carolinecano4310 Месяц назад +5

      ❤😂 I'm sure his reaction IS EXACTLY how we All REACTED! LOVE SETH!

    • @--enyo--
      @--enyo-- Месяц назад +5

      @@teamvlcn6820Glad I’m not the only one with that thought! I was listening without watching and at first thought he’d put in a Tucker clip or something.

    • @fiveangrybunnies1470
      @fiveangrybunnies1470 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@teamvlcn6820it does! I just said that and then I read your comment a minute later! 😂😂😂

  • @abdikadiradan1766
    @abdikadiradan1766 Месяц назад +394

    "Show me your phone" was the best thing I ever heard on FOX news 😂

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 Месяц назад +41

      That was definitely a classic. I think that might show up again and again and again. 😊

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Месяц назад +15

      Yup

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Месяц назад +7

      That and “these are facts.”

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Месяц назад +9

      10:25 I have no doubt that Jesse Waters is on Truth Social. In fact,he probably has more than a single account, which explains why he did not want to show it to her since it might have been logged in on his burner account. All hypothetical scenarios but plausible seeing what happened to the Dean Browning tweet that was later spun as quoting a tweet by Dan Purdy, who was really William Holte, Patty Labelle's nephew.

    • @isaackitone
      @isaackitone Месяц назад +2

      Show me your phone.

  • @colinhughes9835
    @colinhughes9835 Месяц назад +51

    Seth tries to laugh about a thing clearly making him crazy is best Tucker Carlson impression yet

  • @NoThatRyan
    @NoThatRyan Месяц назад +89

    It's going to be hilarious to see Truth Social crash and burn when investors realize they'll never see a real profit.

    • @ayungclas
      @ayungclas Месяц назад +14

      “We get all the financing we need from Russia.”

    • @tubruton
      @tubruton Месяц назад

      They will blame their losses on the deep state and antifa.

    • @Turbojonny5
      @Turbojonny5 Месяц назад

      ​@@ayungclas My Thoughts Exactly...someone with tons of 💵 "invested" in him🙄

    • @scottmitchell4181
      @scottmitchell4181 28 дней назад +5

      I bet that there are a LOT of people shorting that stock.

    • @Sarcasticron
      @Sarcasticron 28 дней назад +1

      The second Trump tries to sell any of his stock! Which likely won't be for six months, because it's in the rules.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Месяц назад +22

    I love the energy behind that “show me your phone!”

  • @marshmallowdiptaco
    @marshmallowdiptaco Месяц назад +21

    Looks like someone took the "How To Laugh Hysterically" class at Impressions Camp

  • @Queensizemusic
    @Queensizemusic Месяц назад +180

    Henry Rollins, writing in his LA Weekly column, surmised her accurately by writing, “When Kelly-Anne Conway smiles; lawns die.”

    • @anure1134
      @anure1134 Месяц назад +10

      Henry Rollins uses the semicolon in a weird way then.

    • @icin4d
      @icin4d Месяц назад +4

      @@anure1134 Dramatic effect?

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Месяц назад +11

      Gorgeously creative insult.

    • @bobsbuurgers3714
      @bobsbuurgers3714 Месяц назад +2

      YT asked me what i thought of this comment: I said , funny, relevant, informative. Lol Cuz I got reported for saying something similar about Patrice Oneal... They cant report you bullying Kelly Anne now... Lmfao😅

    • @bobsbuurgers3714
      @bobsbuurgers3714 Месяц назад

      ​@@anure1134it would be nice if you could stay on topic please.

  • @peterbathum2775
    @peterbathum2775 Месяц назад +62

    The Con way, Her name, is trumps game.

  • @0nly_emily
    @0nly_emily Месяц назад +77

    “So I guess an ice cream date means nothing to you 😢” LMAO

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx Месяц назад +4

      I swear, his reaction was EXACTLY the same a girlfriend gave me when she found out I was hanging out with an ex.

    • @rikwild7168
      @rikwild7168 15 дней назад

      @@davidknightx And that was EXACTLY what he was going for: 'Sad girlfriend putting on a brave face despite being blatantly disrespected for no good reason.'

  • @dawsonsdetailing2021
    @dawsonsdetailing2021 Месяц назад +52

    Seth’s show always consistently has the best writing IMO

    • @AlexDogwalker1234
      @AlexDogwalker1234 Месяц назад

      How so? Every single show he has to wince and blame one of them for the null audience response. Which of these jokes was good for you?

  • @Danzarr
    @Danzarr Месяц назад +465

    Trump has cost kellyanne her marriage and her daughter, how much is she willing to sacrafice for her orange jesus.

    • @mv1362
      @mv1362 Месяц назад

      Everything. She's a sociopath like the 🍊 🐷

    • @speedrunner9907
      @speedrunner9907 Месяц назад

      i hope she stays out so we can get someone more radical to destroy things faster. 😊😙

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      👴🏻🥃 YO MOTHER LOOK LIKE RONDO HATTON

    • @buttonsf3293
      @buttonsf3293 Месяц назад

      No, Kellyanne Conway made a choice and destroyed her own family. She deserves every bad thing.

    • @Desdinova04
      @Desdinova04 Месяц назад +59

      No he didn't, she's an adult and made her own batshit crazy decisions. Don't try to absolve her of responsibility for her actions.

  • @marjoriegarland2798
    @marjoriegarland2798 Месяц назад +13

    Love Seth and his humor. Keeps me sane in difficult orange monster times!!!

  • @delta5297
    @delta5297 Месяц назад +350

    Oh, so that's why Colbert didn't have a show tonight.

    • @VxJasonxV
      @VxJasonxV Месяц назад +27

      Literally my same words.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад +7

      👴🏻🥃 SOOO HOWS YO MOTHER DOIN?

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      @@VxJasonxV👴🏻🥃 U SHEEP

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Месяц назад

      He’s annoying af. No way would I have dinner with him.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Месяц назад +6

      @@paulyricca3881 still got my green marble on you pauly

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 Месяц назад +18

    I'm adding breaking pencils while laughing maniacally to my stress relief tool box.

  • @redbuoy9496
    @redbuoy9496 Месяц назад +98

    Kellyanne should stick to doing what she does best, curing people's hiccups

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. Месяц назад +9

      I snort-LOL. Good thing I didn't have a sip of coffee just then.

    • @GordianKnot-pg5dz
      @GordianKnot-pg5dz Месяц назад +3

      😅

    • @dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505
      @dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505 Месяц назад +3

      You win the internet so far today!

    • @deniseboldea1624
      @deniseboldea1624 Месяц назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

    • @brandex2011
      @brandex2011 Месяц назад

      @redbuoy9496 POINTS ! 😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂🤭🤫🤑🤢🤮

  • @witwicky735
    @witwicky735 Месяц назад +15

    Why dont we find out WHO is pumping the shares up? Come on journalists, do journalism.

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Месяц назад +172

    Tipping is optional and unexpected here in New Zealand. We just pay workers a fair wage. "Mandatory tipping" is an oxymoron.

    • @diedampfbrasse98
      @diedampfbrasse98 Месяц назад +15

      yeah, where I come from (Germany) tipping is truly just a bonus for really good service and otherwise just used to round up a bill to avoid small change ... also its pretty much limited to cash exchanges. Most people dont bother with tips when using electronic payments and most services dont even give the option to add a tip in apps/on webpages.
      With humane wages and strong social security in general noone needs to tip anyone.
      But I dont blame the US companies, its up to US workers and costumers to do more then moaning about the status quo ... for as long as they go along with such exploitation in docile compliance its fair game.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Месяц назад

      You are haunte by Kea Parrot,s so jeje and billionaires inflating property taxes , but you are on my bucket list to live even, waters to cold but warm ones sort of near

    • @warren52nz
      @warren52nz Месяц назад +8

      @@diedampfbrasse98 Exactly! Tips for exceptional service but not a requirement.

    • @SideWalkAstronomyNetherlands
      @SideWalkAstronomyNetherlands Месяц назад +10

      Same here, workers get paid in my country, it is the biblical thing to do.. tipping? They are workers, not beggars..

    • @MalcolmRowley
      @MalcolmRowley Месяц назад +13

      That's nice that you live in a first world nation. If you visit the US, please remember to tip. 😒

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Месяц назад +385

    Man.. how many times can Kellyanne's corpse rise from the grave?

  • @crystalshaw8744
    @crystalshaw8744 Месяц назад +29

    Colbert: I'm not driving him to the airport!!

  • @Chaosmage42
    @Chaosmage42 Месяц назад +27

    tipping is an idiotic practice. the owner of the business should pay them a reasonable wage and include any expenses such as gas for delivery. Tipping should be something you do for someone who helps you with out asking for anything. I work at a store and i help people its my job, but some times i go out of my way for a person and i don't even have to charge them anything for it -im being paid so i don't need it some times a person hands me a 10 or something and i don't wish to be rude but i also do not ask for tips. The problem is that people have to ask because their job isn't paying them enough -pay them a FAIR AMOUNT not poverty wages

  • @acmelka
    @acmelka Месяц назад +50

    I likes Kellyann more when she hosted HBOs Tales from the Crypt

    • @thorstenguenther
      @thorstenguenther Месяц назад +3

      Don't forget she also stood in for Claire Coffee in the "Grimm" TV series, where they explained away the drastic change of how Adalind Schade looks with her being in woge.

    • @gaypatterson4446
      @gaypatterson4446 Месяц назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi Месяц назад +1

      ​@@thorstenguentherbwahahahha, smart ;)

    • @MrWascally
      @MrWascally Месяц назад +1

      there's still kari lake as a qualified stand in

    • @agrey832
      @agrey832 Месяц назад +1

      The resemblance is *Uncanny* 😬

  • @protiliusproductions
    @protiliusproductions Месяц назад +15

    The manic laughter for his segment made my night:)

    • @nunnayrbznz3576
      @nunnayrbznz3576 Месяц назад

      "Oh....THAT'S where T,C. disappeared to ....(I've Never thought...)

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 Месяц назад +196

    A Trump census would of course be a concensus.

    • @DarksideDave42
      @DarksideDave42 Месяц назад +20

      CON-senseless .... ???

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 Месяц назад +7

      @@DarksideDave42 Nice. Always a treat when the reply is better than the original comment. And Seth's original joke was a belter. One of his best. Or whoever wrote it.

    • @humboldthammer
      @humboldthammer Месяц назад

      Who silenced the "P" in Pseudo Con? Rumor has it that Trump grabbed the "P," and would have grabbed the "S," too, but his hand was too small. What do you think? eudo Con? I mean, they are right next to each other -- aren't they?

    • @brianhampson2314
      @brianhampson2314 Месяц назад +8

      But is this what Kellyanne CONway will work on?

    • @scottyawesomesauce
      @scottyawesomesauce Месяц назад +4

      I see what you did there. 😂

  • @Moekoffee2001
    @Moekoffee2001 Месяц назад +47

    When it comes to Biden, Seth did such a great job when he scooped Stephen, he needed a cone

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад +2

      👴🏻🥃 REX REED AND THE MISSING LINK IN 24

    • @thecrookedcornercowboy1660
      @thecrookedcornercowboy1660 Месяц назад +3

      Seth looks more like a bong guy, especially in that wig

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      @@thecrookedcornercowboy1660 👴🏻🥃 HELP LEO VARADKA BANISHED THE CROWN

  • @evelina733
    @evelina733 Месяц назад +9

    Tipping culture HAS go too far! Businesses should pay their employees

    • @dennischristopher9952
      @dennischristopher9952 Месяц назад

      Yeah I saw a tip cup at the 711 cash register. It's definitely spiraled out of control.

  • @heatherm2542
    @heatherm2542 Месяц назад +7

    🩷 the closed captioning on "Seth Laughs At Something That Is Clearly Making Him Crazy" that reads: [scream-laughing]
    Nailed it!

  • @kennyn1992
    @kennyn1992 Месяц назад +51

    420 guys should have tried joint fundraising.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      👴🏻🥃 REX REED AND THE MISSING LINK IN 2024

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 Месяц назад +4

      They could still do a pot luck and just have everyone bring their favorite covered spliff to share.

  • @petermoller8337
    @petermoller8337 Месяц назад +40

    Tipping is proof that minimum wage is too low 😊
    Australian min is about to go to $23:78 with medical and retirement (superannuation)😊

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 Месяц назад +2

      With medical? No mate..

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Месяц назад +3

      Yeah it's not "with medical" that's not a thing here at all.

    • @jessdully3348
      @jessdully3348 Месяц назад

      Stop bragging

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Месяц назад

      leave the enu losers alone, but they can wrangle cassowaries so beware, and care full at the CIA site

    • @N3gativeR3FLUX
      @N3gativeR3FLUX Месяц назад

      If by "with medical" you mean it's still so low you qualify for Medicare and a low income health care card, then I guess that's correct?

  • @GreyCrowe
    @GreyCrowe Месяц назад +16

    Make stock buybacks illegal again, and we'll get to see just *how bad* the market is divorced from reality.

  • @Coldbeneaththehils
    @Coldbeneaththehils Месяц назад +10

    Colbert got the prime minister of new zealand to pick him up when he visited there 😊

  • @SamBarge1
    @SamBarge1 Месяц назад +17

    Is buying Truth Social stock a way for foreign gov'ts to get money to Trump in a way that looks legitimate. I ask because I genuinely don't know.

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn Месяц назад +17

    this was also Seth's audition tape for The Joker😂

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Месяц назад +1

      I feel him though, don’t you?

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt Месяц назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing! It feels so close to a Joker laugh!

  • @Brittneyrenay
    @Brittneyrenay Месяц назад +5

    Omg Seth. You have been cast as the new Joker. That laugh is perfect ❤

  • @FreeFree-ur4zq
    @FreeFree-ur4zq Месяц назад +26

    I'm really looking forward to watching episode 100 of Corrections tonight!

  • @tinas_hotdog_sophie
    @tinas_hotdog_sophie Месяц назад +22

    6:46 At this time you can hear how Tucker Carlson possessed Seth for a few seconds.

  • @DNTXPCTMCH
    @DNTXPCTMCH Месяц назад +6

    Lol I love the rivalry with Stephen Colbert

  • @LowLight420
    @LowLight420 Месяц назад +13

    I told all of you. She never left. She's been typing Trump's tweets for years now.

  • @00SmileTime00
    @00SmileTime00 Месяц назад +29

    "Robot dog" is such a transparent attempt to make us empathise with them. I guess "police droid" didn't test too well. 🙄

  • @Snoopmasta
    @Snoopmasta Месяц назад +73

    Yeah, the US tipping system is horrible. How about paying the waiters correctly and getting a 10% tip if they've been nice and professional?
    Whenever I saw those tip suggestions, I was like: Yeah I sure want to pay 40% extra ontop of those airport prices. F.... off!

    • @BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left
      @BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left Месяц назад +8

      " How about paying the waiters correctly and getting a 10% tip if they've been nice and professional?"
      What? You mean like in civilised countries?
      America, the world's leading third world country.
      ;-)

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Месяц назад

      @@BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left no you didn´t we have a lose Karen jejeje

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief Месяц назад +3

      I doordash part time for extra $$ and you wouldn't believe some of the offers I get...$4-6 for a 35-40 minute delivery. If I do two of those that's barely $10 for an hour+ of driving.
      If you cannot afford to tip - YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO ORDER.

    • @Alacritous
      @Alacritous Месяц назад +9

      ​@@Axolotl_Mischiefget a real job.

    • @katiekofemug
      @katiekofemug Месяц назад +3

      If you don't want to tip, if you morally or spiritually or financially object to such practices, do not dine at places where you know wait staff depends on tips to live. THAT is the way to force employers to hear You and change the status quo. Stiffing your wait staff is just tuff luck for you, to employers otherwise. They chuckle all the way to the bank over the wait staff that got a $5 tip for a $180 meal for 8 people, 3 of them shrieking children under 5 that tried to stab them with the forks. Dining and being waited upon isn't a right, it's a privilege. You pay for it, one way, or another. If you can't afford a tip, stay home and cook your own food, serve you own family, wash your own dishes and Feel Superior in a whole new way!

  • @kl3228
    @kl3228 Месяц назад +6

    Thanks for vocalizing what we're all experiencing

  • @Rickets1911
    @Rickets1911 Месяц назад +11

    She’s on my
    “if I ever catch them in a dark alley” list

  • @JibsMotoVlog
    @JibsMotoVlog Месяц назад +9

    Honestly, I want Seth Meyers back roasting DJT at this year WH correspondence dinner and see what happen next 😅

    • @icin4d
      @icin4d Месяц назад +5

      Please, no.

    • @kiki19822
      @kiki19822 28 дней назад +2

      The first time didn't work out too well, so NO!

  • @danielgregory3295
    @danielgregory3295 Месяц назад +4

    That was as off-the-rails as "Jewels"...😂😂❤

  • @Kawant
    @Kawant Месяц назад +8

    Forced or not, that laugh from "Seth tried to laugh about a things that's making him crazy" is a good Joker laugh

  • @joanbischoff5972
    @joanbischoff5972 Месяц назад +9

    You want to jump on a sinking ship, Conway, go right ahead. Maybe we can find something to prosecute you on

  • @gilesmajor181
    @gilesmajor181 Месяц назад +9

    Can I share a correction? Nestlé is not headquartered in Zurich but in Vevey (pronounced Vu-vay), a town of about 13,000 people on Lac Léman (Lake Geneva). It’s nice

    • @jerseyjoyride1316
      @jerseyjoyride1316 27 дней назад

      Fine, if you're going to share that then I'll share this...
      When you find the Nestle quik individual packets, buy them. They taste even better than the containers. 😋
      I think it's because their package in smaller amounts.

  • @sussekind9717
    @sussekind9717 Месяц назад +7

    He won't show her his phone, because he hadn't closed the Grindr app yet.

    • @bonnys3015
      @bonnys3015 29 дней назад

      Or his personal OnlyFans account

  • @kristinnelson-patel442
    @kristinnelson-patel442 Месяц назад +7

    Seth is all of us right now, trying to laugh while clearly going insane.

  • @26beegee
    @26beegee Месяц назад +17

    Kellyanne just won’t stop supporting Trump until she is arrested, too. Keep it up girlie- you will get there!

    • @phaedrapage4217
      @phaedrapage4217 Месяц назад +1

      It's good to have realistic goals 😂

  • @Jan-zv7ze
    @Jan-zv7ze Месяц назад +7

    So Trump stock goes up and Kellyanne announces she may work for Trump's campaign?? Money TALKS folks.

  • @ArtificialArtist
    @ArtificialArtist Месяц назад +6

    The RR Crossing sign stands for 'Rudys Restricted'

  • @Oneshot8242
    @Oneshot8242 Месяц назад +5

    The Troth Sential rollout has got to be a great way to launder foreign money.

  • @lisajuve4572
    @lisajuve4572 Месяц назад +2

    The Rudy car is way to funny!! Haha

  • @danbsports6760
    @danbsports6760 Месяц назад +7

    And I thought when they were making estimates off of the old stock price a few weeks ago, that it was already an overestimate. Now it's higher! Well, grab the popcorn and watch to see if it goes down.

  • @beberinho
    @beberinho Месяц назад +6

    Loved the lemon juice joke, but since I'm a jackal, I will point out that the expiration date on the bottle indicates that it's been 26 years, not 25. Corrections 100!!

  • @soniakoji498
    @soniakoji498 Месяц назад +4

    Stephen Colbert finally got ahead of Seth hosting 3 Presidents from across the street. 😂😂😂

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 29 дней назад

      That should be interesting Strike Force Five ⚡ meeting 😂

  • @ringomylove
    @ringomylove Месяц назад +75

    I swear all this crap with Trump's media company just proves that money is meaningless.

    • @Kyle_P
      @Kyle_P Месяц назад +8

      It proves that some people either have too much money to waste, or are compulsive gamblers in the stock market. The value is just determined by what people are willing to pay after all.
      The site makes no money. Plain and simple. There is no “brand value” that will ever make up for that in the eyes of the stock market. Cash flow equals a steady investment over time, not a bubble like this.

    • @murdermatics
      @murdermatics Месяц назад +5

      Yup. It truly is. Billionaires are fined the equivalent of a dollar and just laugh it off. Corporations have more rights than humans and they rarely are held responsible for anything. How could anyone sit in front of a billionaire and think they did something good by fining them pocket change.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Месяц назад +2

      Isn’t it under investigation?

    • @MichaelHallerandAssociates
      @MichaelHallerandAssociates Месяц назад

      No clue what you're taking about. You i mean

  • @troll-fx2zc
    @troll-fx2zc Месяц назад +28

    Kelly Anne Conwoman was one of the biggest single factors in helping Chump get elected in 2016.

    • @KramerMC5
      @KramerMC5 Месяц назад +1

      She looks very much like Lara's Aunt.

    • @katiekofemug
      @katiekofemug Месяц назад +3

      the media slobbering all over her, allowing her to spew lies without challenge, or fact check, and putting her on air over n over n over didn't help either.

    • @colabama
      @colabama Месяц назад

      She got him elected, no doubt about it. One smart evil cookie

  • @user-xt3bi1co3t
    @user-xt3bi1co3t Месяц назад +11

    This is why you prosecute crimes, and give more than 4 damn months for trying to bring deth to America.

  • @shawnfornnango8947
    @shawnfornnango8947 Месяц назад +11

    7:01 we truly live in a madhouse

  • @famousgoldentouch
    @famousgoldentouch Месяц назад +4

    Anyone else is waiting every closer look for the ending words and which phrase from the beginning they gonna use 😂 ?!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад +16

    Kellyanne wants a job now that she’s in an “alternative marriage” (a.k.a. divorced).

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 Месяц назад +4

      @SpaceForce - Every day that George passes without Kellyanne, he looks better and better, while she…..doesn’t😢😢😢😢

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад

      @@madeleineprice9645 I think she was using evil magic to drain the life out of him to stay young!

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. Месяц назад +2

      @@madeleineprice9645 Kellyanne is the picture of Dorian Gray.

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 29 дней назад +1

      Add alternative parenting a.k.a. her daughter won't speak with her

  • @TeslaEVolution
    @TeslaEVolution Месяц назад +7

    All businesses Trump starts seems to END THE SAME WAY. Very predictable.

  • @qofaconfirmation
    @qofaconfirmation Месяц назад +3

    "Seth Tries to Laugh about a Thing That Is Clearly Making Him Crazy" a.k.a. "Sounds We Never Thought We Would Hear Seth Make after We Left the Attic"

  • @fiveangrybunnies1470
    @fiveangrybunnies1470 Месяц назад +2

    Seth's "crazy laugh" sounds EXACTLY like Tucker Carlsons actual laugh 😂

  • @attilacsakberenyi1291
    @attilacsakberenyi1291 Месяц назад +7

    Can she just host the "Tales from the crypt" again? She was way better at that!

  • @yesloow
    @yesloow Месяц назад +3

    Seth always asks if we don't mind...but he never waits to hear our response. We mind, Seth! We MIND!

  • @mboettcher349
    @mboettcher349 Месяц назад +3

    You can save this for next week's corrections, but you can't download an app twice on an iphone, which is the OS you showed in your example, but you CAN do it through app cloning on some androids.

  • @jeffreycarman2185
    @jeffreycarman2185 Месяц назад

    Best callbacks ever. 😂

  • @rebeccap274
    @rebeccap274 5 дней назад

    I love the 'How dare you!!!' LoL 🤣

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro Месяц назад +4

    4:20 - Top down, seat belt off, in a convertible... Definitely an "intelligent" creature...

  • @steveaustin2686
    @steveaustin2686 Месяц назад +4

    Seth, we know what happened the LAST time you hosted an event with Presidents. Wasn't it the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner where you created a supervillain? ;)

  • @dearbonks
    @dearbonks Месяц назад +2

    Seth, you really can make everything make sense. Hilariously, painfully make sense of everything! Xo

  • @bubblesezblonde
    @bubblesezblonde Месяц назад +3

    WEll done Seth and Crew

  • @chiguireespacialespecial
    @chiguireespacialespecial Месяц назад +7

    wonder if Putins little fingers are on it like the Casinos

  • @twalrus1
    @twalrus1 Месяц назад +7

    Watters won't show his phone because he has Grindr.

  • @jvandershark6267
    @jvandershark6267 Месяц назад +2

    Sooo… anyone else think the laughing part sounded like Tucker? 🤣

  • @jesseizzo8195
    @jesseizzo8195 Месяц назад +5

    The lemon juice expired 26 years ago, not 25.

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt Месяц назад

      #Correction 🐾

  • @augustneverends
    @augustneverends Месяц назад +5

    Hey Seth next time you laugh at something that is driving you nuts wear the Bird Bane mask, your cackle is very avian sounding.

  • @bettygreenhansen
    @bettygreenhansen Месяц назад +5

    Hey Seth!! I liove you!! ❤️

  • @tucci007da
    @tucci007da Месяц назад +2

    the squatty potty is a miracle of science and innovation! however I simply use a bucket turned upside down to achieve that 'squat' position which straightens out the colon for more efficient bowel evacuation.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Месяц назад +19

    In fairness, you don't look like you're having much fun in that ice cream date graphic either.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад +2

      👴🏻🥃 ARE U KIDDIN ME ? YOURE A TROLL

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 Месяц назад +1

      @@paulyricca3881 - 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 Месяц назад

      @@madeleineprice9645 👴🏻🥃 U GOT DAT RITE

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 19 дней назад

      @@madeleineprice9645 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👴🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👴🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👴🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👴🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👴🏻BRAVO BRAVO MARTY SHORT THE KING OF COMEDY.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 19 дней назад

      @@madeleineprice9645 😫 MADELEINEEPRICE U DOWN DERE? 🕳

  • @nunnayrbznz3576
    @nunnayrbznz3576 Месяц назад +3

    Seth, Don't take the Colbert invite personally. You aren't the Mike Johnson Look-alike! Treasure that ice cream date & take Joe to the airport, better to be a friend than an employee! (Yes. I KNOW it was a joke!)

  • @burningbarnavit
    @burningbarnavit Месяц назад +7

    I've never used Truth Social, but I certainly bought the stock. Why? If Trump is gonna run a pump n' dump, I'm jumping in and donating my profits to local Progressive politicians! 😂

  • @dancepiglover
    @dancepiglover Месяц назад +1

    “Big bull, strong bull, tears running down his face…”
    Never stop doing that joke. 😂

  • @evannadeau3938
    @evannadeau3938 Месяц назад +1

    Damn. One of the best monologues!

  • @zankfrappe5145
    @zankfrappe5145 Месяц назад +4

    Dang Kelly Anne looks beat up from the street up

  • @oneeyedphotographer
    @oneeyedphotographer Месяц назад +4

    To be worth 3.5 BILLION, djt has to be able to sell without the price falling. It's not clear he will be able to sell at all before Sept, and if The Holy Figure is seen leaving the ship, those shares will be worth NOTHING.

  • @kalitatl8540
    @kalitatl8540 Месяц назад +2

    I'm laughing with you Seth😢 I can't even begin...

  • @jeffreysmick821
    @jeffreysmick821 Месяц назад

    That laughing part was HighLarious!!!!!😂

  • @scottamartin2518
    @scottamartin2518 Месяц назад +3

    Giuliani is not only "Drivin' with the top down," but also "Drivin' without a seat belt." Pull that guy over and give him a "COMPLETE" 😉 search.

  • @trudiethomas656
    @trudiethomas656 Месяц назад +3

    Of the followers on true social, cant help to wonder how many are reporters etc.
    In all that money about the stock, what does that do to his taxes?

  • @dickhughes861
    @dickhughes861 Месяц назад +1

    I only watch the monologue. Why not run the monologues of the week together, back to back on Sunday. I would love to watch that.

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 Месяц назад +2

      They do except I think it's usually Fridays or Saturdays. Why do you need them to switch their schedule to post them on Sundays?

  • @VictoriaAlfredSmythe
    @VictoriaAlfredSmythe Месяц назад +2

    She should charge him $25,000,000 min. Upfront.

  • @brianleung67
    @brianleung67 Месяц назад +4

    Wouldn't the RR Crossing sign indicate NO Rudys allowed?

    • @00SmileTime00
      @00SmileTime00 Месяц назад +2

      Yeah, but it's no Rudys. They're allowed one.

    • @gamewiz720
      @gamewiz720 Месяц назад +1

      I understood that reference ​@@00SmileTime00

  • @MrRjhyt
    @MrRjhyt Месяц назад +4

    Trump's shares only have that worth if he sells that at that price. It's true value, isn't the one of the launch bubble. I'm more outraged by the literally unjustified leeway, and reduction he was given with the looming half a billion fee he was facing being reduced by a third. That he'll clearly try to say should be the final penalty, and the equally inexplicable extension he received!

  • @johnrusselljr89
    @johnrusselljr89 Месяц назад

    SETH! YOU'RE 👑 ROYALTY!!!

  • @13thAMG
    @13thAMG Месяц назад +5

    The SEC should be investigating the spike in share price and prosecuting because of it.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Месяц назад +2

      I can´t beleive tha pace of the wheels of justice but I think they are grinding, and when Twampy loses in November, they will still slowly grind, Tinder is faster

    • @13thAMG
      @13thAMG 29 дней назад

      @@chiguireespacialespecial Yeah, It's insane that your American system over there preaches about fairness but slow walks what it wants to, all in the name of so called 'freedom'. More like FreeDUMB. Also, the recent threats to a Judge's daughter and the dissemination of images of Biden tied up in rope as a lynch mob prisoner attracts no action at all. But Kathy Griffin went through hell for a legitimate visual gag. Makes me sick.

  • @TeeJayDeluxe
    @TeeJayDeluxe 29 дней назад

    Seth is so fantastic 🎉