"No one had drugs like our administration! Many people are saying so! We had uppers and we had downers and things to put some lead in your pencil! Big strong men would come up to me... tears running down their faces saying; 'Sir! lt's so nice you are offering these drugs for free for us! Much better than having to get them legally!' Believe me!"
What lie after lie? Do they not know a lie when they hear one after they admitted knowing the OJ Messiah was behind the BIG LIE that lost the multimillion dollar lawsuit? And now the lie is doing the eye on our REAL PRESIDENT?
Fox news is obviously propagandistic, as is MSNBC, CNN and corporate News in general. That said, it is also obvious that Biden clearly exhibits cognitive issues except whenever he has a big national event like a presidential debate or State of the Union. That's why there is speculation they put him on Adderall or other stimulant that they can't keep him on long-term. One can't prove it but it's logical.
My mother actually has dementia and I'm actually kind of offended that they would so casually throw around a diagnosis of such a horrible disease. I would not wish it on anyone.
Best of luck to you and your mother. My grandmother had dementia and her final days in the hospital were nightmarish for the family, even worse so for her I imagine. And it was a long, sad decline before then. Hope you have a better experience and that this serious, terrible disease becomes treatable sooner than later.
Every time I watched a Don Jr. or Kimberly Guilfoyle speech, I was always left wondering what they were on? A White House 24hr pharmacy, who knew? Jr. and Kim's personal candy store. I still conjure up Guilfoyle's Republican national convention speech for a good laugh.
Nancy Pelosi and the WHOLE democratic party spent OVER eight years making accusations that they could never prove. They sure made a whole bunch of confessions.
All they do it try to project their hatred onto those dumb enough to watch, so they hate the target too. They literally attack Biden for doing things that Rump does, even when Biden didn't actually do it! There's no logic or reason there, they just try to brainwash their viewers with hatred
I very much appreciate it and am about 54% more likely to check it out after Seth decided to be rude about it. But for real I’ve been meaning to listen to an episode. I just added it to my list.. soo… I guess it worked?
I have been waiting for this all weekend. I enjoyed it every bit as much as I expected. Wrap me up in that sullen sarcasm and call me Jackalled Up Joe.
These are the grownup versions of the teenagers that surrounded my very sick teenage boy at a cinema when I went to the toilet. Why? He was carrying a bear. Despicable people. They've got no idea what my son had faced and would face and what a lovely person he is. Just like those mongrels can't put anything on Biden because he is blameless. So they pick on something so innocuous as icecream. For shame.
I'm still wondering why no one in the media followed up on Trump saying Joe was a Manchurian Candidate. This accusation is most definitely a confession but they just ignored it.
@@schradog01 When you start caring about American men doing the same thing… come and talk to me. Do you know how many women are killed every month by past or present intimate partner? The average is 70! So, where is the outrage? That doesn’t count the women killed by men they don’t know.
These are the same people who listen to Trump rambling on about toilets and windmills and think “Hmmm. This guy is pretty sharp.” Also, Rudy questioning anybody’s mental capacity is beyond laughable.
Windmills rainbows and toilets? 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 Right.. that trump derangement syndrome is a real head twister. Wow... Windmills.. 🤣😂😂😂🤣😭⁉️ 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
The right has also said that a grown man licking an ice cream cone is "creepy." And it's not "he was licking it in a creepy manner," but they think that it's creepy for ANY man to have an ice cream cone. All that did was want me to get an ice cream cone. 😁🍦
If I remember correctly, the head of the GW Bush White House’s bioethics commission once wrote in an opinion piece about how grown men eating ice cream cones in public was a sign of cultural decadence.
Insinuating that adults aren't allowed to "light up" over ice cream is the same mentality that thinks happiness is something you need to "grow out" of.
Possibly, but in this case, the explanation is simpler: they’re just saying whatever suits their purposes at the moment. I don’t think there’s any more of a philosophy behind it than that.
There's always been something comforting to me about "We hope you listen, we hope you like it, we'll see you soon." But simply "Or DON'T..." now that's gorgeous.
pause at 12:10 at check out the numbers for just that order alone.. they received 2000 ambien (and that also answers the question 'how can they sleep at night')
That raspy, oozing cadence makes me instantly angry when I hear it now. Even in Seths show I just skip any parts where Dump talks, because I can't god damn stand it. It will not be soon enough no one has to hear this asshole ever again.
Maybe we should have dementia monitors outside Baskin-Robbins, Dairy Queens, those places in the malls, grocery stores, convenience stores... OMG!! GET THOSE PEOPLE DIAGNOSED AND GET THEM SOME CARE, AND PRONTO!!
Going to find somebody to test this theory by offering ice cream to Greg Abbott (with the caveat that it can't be Blue Bell, because he gets excited about that one due to the listeria content).
@@halkael2317 No, only things that Trump says about others. What ever he says about himself are all lies. He did say he's so rich that banks offer him loans, but we all know he's having trouble paying his legal losses now.
Earlier I saw a bunch of maga morons complaining about how Biden’s speech was unprofessional and it shouldn’t be political. I had to ask a few of did they never see Trump’s sotu and did they miss the last 100 years of sotu speech’s, they’re all political 😂
Simple rule that MAGA republicans accuse others of what they are most guilty of. If you ever wonder what they are up to, just listen to what they accuse their opponents. They’re laughably transparent
Thank you so much for the new plug about your podcast! It is so much more enjoyable and hilarious than the previous! I actually look forward to it now!
I've been carrying this memory around since I was 8. My childhood friend and neighbour and I were playing legos in my mums lounge room. She had given us some icecream cones, so we sat there playing legos and eating icecream. Suddenly my friend needs both hands for some reason, so having nowhere else to put his icecream, LAYS IT ON THE CARPET WHILE HE DOES THE THING. I was aghast, my 8yo brain could not fathom tainting a delicious treat in this way, putting it on the floor which definitely had sand on it. I think about it a lot.
haven't been cancelled by so many for taking Putin's narrative in the war in Ukraine, saying all is NATO's fault, and that Ukraine shouldn't get any aid@@only1muppet
@@rasmie8858 "They are the same people who tried to cancel mustard on hotdogs" - And they tried to cancel M&Ms because the green M&M just "isn't sexy anymore".
At least with Obama they mixed it up. One week it was brown mustard, the next tan suit, the next mom jeans. With Biden they always go back to just ice cream.
From Business Insider, July 1, 2019: "Trump told US Weekly in 2010 that [Cherry-vanilla] was his favorite ice cream flavor, and it was featured on the menu for his inauguration celebration dinner years later." "When Time profiled life at the White House shortly after Trump took office, the magazine reported Trump got 'two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else.'"
Seriously, the cone holster could be a hit. I would be the first foreigner client. Please, peace & ceasefire ASAP. Great "A closer look" by Seth Meyers & the writers. Merci. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲
I think so, too. What is really funny is that no one seems to be addressing having a "come to Jesus meeting" with a Jewish guy. That's hilarious, IMO. I think he was DL signaling the uselessness of it, as Bibi gonna Bibi regardless. Pretty clever IMO.
@@kingace6186 Hometown Nazareth, Birthplace Bethlehem. If my memory serves me right. I am a recovering Christian (42 years on the wagon) so a little rusty perahaps.
Any doctor willing to diagnose a patient, even with potential issues, without examining said person themselves first, should not only have their license revoked but should be prosecuted for violating patient privacy. I have a hard time believing a "bunch" of medical professionals would have that little integrity. At least in my perspective of a "bunch".
Its called HIPAA and it doesn't screw around. Violating it is a quick way to throw your career and practice in the toilet, any real professional knows this. Ghouliani never talked to anyone outside his drunken hallucinations
Advocate for the devil; I think he was saying they told him the symptoms, and then *he* diagnosed Biden. Which means he's just telling everyone he's stupid for thinking he can diagnose dementia based on asking what the symptoms are. Unfortunately, a lot of people are dumb that way.
He did that because he said it in reference to the leader of Israel... the Jewish nation. He wasn't meaning or intending it to be offensive or misconstrued, so he was explaining the meaning of the idiom & his reason for saying it.
I picked up on the context and meant nothing one way or another by it. Just saying that as a southerner it's funny seeing my local dialect make it's way to capital hill. I do hope it is an effective meeting.
See, Seth, this continues to be the reason why you're the only late night talk show host I respect. I wasn't thrilled with how Joe skated around your questions during your interview with him, and I could tell you weren't happy either, but to hear you continue to press him over his inaction gives me faith that you won't let this go. Please keep up the work you do, it's so important.
I'll have me a cup of Jacked Up Joe😂 Seriously, if coffee shops in NY don't start calling a coffee that, I'll be surprised. Calling Biden names hasn't worked out too well for them so far. He's literally gone Dark Brandon on them😂
He showed his total lack of anything approaching leadership by tanking the Border Bill because Trump said to, and by his annoying head-bobbing all during Biden's speech.
"No one had drugs like our administration! Many people are saying so! We had uppers and we had downers and things to put some lead in your pencil! Big strong men would come up to me... tears running down their faces saying; 'Sir! lt's so nice you are offering these drugs for free for us! Much better than having to get them legally!' Believe me!"
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😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
What lie after lie? Do they not know a lie when they hear one after they admitted knowing the OJ Messiah was behind the BIG LIE that lost the multimillion dollar lawsuit? And now the lie is doing the eye on our REAL PRESIDENT?
A very high man, extremely high, came up to me and said “Sir… you get people so high.. thank you and God bless”
They took a couple uppers they downed a couple downers but nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
You do make all this insanity much easier to bear! Thanks Seth!
Exactly 🙌🏼
He is part of it. He is complicit in the Palestinian Holocaust. He helped whitewash the image of modern day Nazis.
LOL! "I would say the first sign of dementia is going in for a doctor's appointment and thinking _you're_ the one interviewing the doctor."
Nobody over 65 has any business doing anything of that status anymore
Fox news is obviously propagandistic, as is MSNBC, CNN and corporate News in general. That said, it is also obvious that Biden clearly exhibits cognitive issues except whenever he has a big national event like a presidential debate or State of the Union. That's why there is speculation they put him on Adderall or other stimulant that they can't keep him on long-term. One can't prove it but it's logical.
😂😅😂
@@victormendoza871 >>Nobody over 65 has any business doing anything of that status anymore
So love you Seth!!! Thanks for keeping us sane through laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Projection is the most elementary level of lying
My mother actually has dementia and I'm actually kind of offended that they would so casually throw around a diagnosis of such a horrible disease. I would not wish it on anyone.
Right! The people who use Dementia and Alzheimer's as a punchline or joke, usually know NOTHING about it!
Best of luck to you and your mother. My grandmother had dementia and her final days in the hospital were nightmarish for the family, even worse so for her I imagine. And it was a long, sad decline before then.
Hope you have a better experience and that this serious, terrible disease becomes treatable sooner than later.
I'm glad you're taking care of your mother, and that she isn't running for the presidency.
@@Sirius39170 Can't take RAPIST from what tRump IS!!
You should start a class action suit against Fox. The way they throw it around I bet it is hurting so many people
Every time I watched a Don Jr. or Kimberly Guilfoyle speech, I was always left wondering what they were on? A White House 24hr pharmacy, who knew? Jr. and Kim's personal candy store. I still conjure up Guilfoyle's Republican national convention speech for a good laugh.
I remember when Kimberly Gargoyle used to be somewhat normal.🤷 Gavin, when you run for President, it's gonna be hard, to explain her!😏🤘
lolwut
I bet “THE BEST… IS YET…. TO COME!” was her thinking about the fentanyl that was waiting just off stage.
>>I still conjure up Guilfoyle's Republican national convention speech for a good laugh.
Gotta love Seth Meyers....he is hilarious..thanks for the chuckles
Every accusation is a confession. 💯. Every time.
Every time 🙌🏼
They're incredibly predictable.
Nancy Pelosi and the WHOLE democratic party spent OVER eight years making accusations that they could never prove. They sure made a whole bunch of confessions.
I tried to give you multiple thumbs up. It didn't work.
Who doesn't like ice cream??? I don't see how that's supposed to be this big "gotcha '
He's also has stated in his show that real men don't use straws, or eat soup. The guy is an absolute joyless cretin. Perfect for FOX News.
Well, today he may be eating ice cream, but that’s just a gateway, next he’ll appear in a tan suit!
That's because you're looking for some kind of logic in their arguments. That's not how they work
All they do it try to project their hatred onto those dumb enough to watch, so they hate the target too.
They literally attack Biden for doing things that Rump does, even when Biden didn't actually do it!
There's no logic or reason there, they just try to brainwash their viewers with hatred
When you think about it, "or don't" is the single greatest promo of all time
With the face too! Chef’s kiss
I very much appreciate it and am about 54% more likely to check it out after Seth decided to be rude about it.
But for real I’ve been meaning to listen to an episode. I just added it to my list.. soo… I guess it worked?
I have been waiting for this all weekend. I enjoyed it every bit as much as I expected. Wrap me up in that sullen sarcasm and call me Jackalled Up Joe.
I love it so much 😂
That was a classic closer look. I couldn’t stop laughing.
That lil smirk from Seth right at the end - yep, nailed it
Criticizing someone for eating ice cream is what you do when that person is above reproach.
You're not wrong.
They must be digging in the mud for news material. Rather pitiful.
Ok, republicans being idiots doesn't mean that there is nothing to criticize "Genocide Joe" for. F Trump and F Biden!
These are the grownup versions of the teenagers that surrounded my very sick teenage boy at a cinema when I went to the toilet. Why? He was carrying a bear.
Despicable people.
They've got no idea what my son had faced and would face and what a lovely person he is. Just like those mongrels can't put anything on Biden because he is blameless. So they pick on something so innocuous as icecream. For shame.
Exactly!😂☺️👍💙🇺🇲🕊
They made fun of him for riding a bicycle before...
Apparently The President isn't allowed to, you know, live, like a Human.
Every accusation is a confession.
More projection!
I'm still wondering why no one in the media followed up on Trump saying Joe was a Manchurian Candidate. This accusation is most definitely a confession but they just ignored it.
Yes projection
Projection and confession
Conservatives are cowards and hypocrites.
So glad you highlighted the "Lights up for icecream" comment. I'm 33 and I'm like "Hell yes Ice Cream!"
Ice cream is good, but someone really oughtta write Corrections about Seth saying he's not elderly.
Yes. I just said the same thing. Who doesn't light up when eating ice cream.
@@kieranhair37Elderly is classified as 65 and over. He has not met that criteria yet. This is me writing corrections to your corrections.
30 after the coming weekend, and yes, Ice cream is amazing, why would anyone sane hate on it?
@@awake3607 Well don't do that. Correctionception is just an ugly word.
Ronny Chieng nailed Jesse Watters when he described him as looking like "A guy who carries around a pack of roofies, just in case."
It's called Projection. It's what narcissists do whenever they are called out for bad behavior.
And the solution to stopping that is usually an emergency Knee to Groinectimy
Yes, others always did it!
(Never them!)
Lol!
Yes agree
@@bwilly4503Um, WTH are you trying to say? Lol
Right on cue, they come out with the “Biden on drugs bit”
They have some good fiction writers over there…
_"Do you know who lights up for ice cream?"_
...anyone with a soul?
The right is trying to claim that it's "unmanly" and creepy to be eating an ice cream cone. That just makes me want to get a big ice cream cone!
So, not Jesse Watters then. That checks out.
@@Techydad"Unmanly"? JFC, the Right must be having some really hard core man on man sex.
Seriously, I'd be replacing Trump's diet coke button in the oval office with an ice cream button if I were in Joe's shoes.
It's why the Right don't get why people like ice cream, they are soulless slime
Kudos to the writers. The closing line is a jewel.
Honestly, that Podcast ad really works as a bit! Gives me a big laugh while still reminding me of its existence!
Seth Meyers. My favorite late night host and the only one I watch. PLEASE KEEP CORRECTIONS, SETH. It is funny af!
He is trash. He can't even recognize tbe Palestinian Holocaust.
So many genuine LOL moments in this episode, great job to the writers n Seth for his delivery! Never change
That ice cream clip is the gift that keeps on giving.
We need to start using "Jacked up Joe" as a chant, the way they used Lets Go Brandon at NASCAR.
THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING!!!
but I got no love.
HOPE YOU CAN DO A BETTER JOB.
❤️🤍💙💙💙
Trump is as dumb as box of rocks.
Hey, not all NASCAR fans/attendees are Trumpers
At his campaign rallies we should start chanting “WE’RE JACKED UP JOE!
And merch! I really want Biden coffee mugs with “jacked up Joe” on them.
He did hit out of the park.I enjoyed the speech. Glad he talked about women’s rights and called out Scotus.
Who's Lincoln Riley?
Who's Lincoln Riley?
@@schradog01”oh no he said a name wrong, now everything else he said is invalid” that’s you, that’s what you sound like
@@schradog01 When you start caring about American men doing the same thing… come and talk to me. Do you know how many women are killed every month by past or present intimate partner? The average is 70! So, where is the outrage? That doesn’t count the women killed by men they don’t know.
He did what I used to wish Obama would do in his speeches - call out the haters, confront them with their own lies. He was Jacked up Joe alright
These are the same people who listen to Trump rambling on about toilets and windmills and think “Hmmm. This guy is pretty sharp.” Also, Rudy questioning anybody’s mental capacity is beyond laughable.
No, they don’t, they’re just gaslighting. They keep it up until the weak minded are convinced.
Henceforth, Rudy Giuliani shall be known as Dunning Kruger.
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Windmills rainbows and toilets? 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 Right.. that trump derangement syndrome is a real head twister. Wow... Windmills.. 🤣😂😂😂🤣😭⁉️
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We ALL scream for ice cream. 🙄
INDEED
Someone should have reminded Jesse of that favorite refrain. And I know there are pictures of him eating, GASP, ice cream, because I've seen them.
Spumoni is my favorite
Maga is screaming for dictatorship.
The right has also said that a grown man licking an ice cream cone is "creepy." And it's not "he was licking it in a creepy manner," but they think that it's creepy for ANY man to have an ice cream cone.
All that did was want me to get an ice cream cone. 😁🍦
If I remember correctly, the head of the GW Bush White House’s bioethics commission once wrote in an opinion piece about how grown men eating ice cream cones in public was a sign of cultural decadence.
@@yohei72How so?
@@yohei72 So0und more like Chairman Mao's declaims of American Decadence.... cuz his audience, poor repressed peasants had O ice cream" !
@@MachinecoMachines The same was said during Soviet rule about chewing gum. Gum was not for sale in the USSR.
they also said that biden drinking from a straw wasn't "masculine" 😅
I say to Joe Biden that if Fox News keeps insisting you're on drugs, you're doing something right.
Fox out here selling pills their boys at big pharma don't have 😂
Perhaps he could sue Fox and Rudi.
Nah, suing is that p*ssy don the con's thing.@@shadowqueen1701
Yes 😂
“Jacked up Joe being ‘bitterly’ partisan” - Hannity. What a doosh
Yet another episode of "A Closer Lick". Keep the legend alive!
I loved that you were holding an ice cream cone next to the president!
Greens costume and Bidens reaction is priceless
That last "JACKED UP, JOE" did it for me...😂😂😂😂😂😂
They stuck that landing amazingly.
This must become a thing.
Ronny Jackson should go to prison and lose his pension for making the White House a pill mill.
Definitely, these ppl need to face consequences, it’s disgusting how much they are getting away with!
Dr. Ronny was well known for passing out drugs like candy to military folks also, in particular during transport on airplanes.
he wont....welcome to the new America
He was retroactively demoted by the Navy. I don’t know what the AMA can do about his medical license.
Well, he's already made a name for himself for assaulting the officers who stopped him for impaired driving. The guy's a piece of work.
Insinuating that adults aren't allowed to "light up" over ice cream is the same mentality that thinks happiness is something you need to "grow out" of.
Possibly, but in this case, the explanation is simpler: they’re just saying whatever suits their purposes at the moment. I don’t think there’s any more of a philosophy behind it than that.
Jesse Waters is even more of an idiot than Trump
There's always been something comforting to me about "We hope you listen, we hope you like it, we'll see you soon." But simply "Or DON'T..." now that's gorgeous.
That drug list would get any citizen a long stay in a federal prison.
EXACTLY!
UNLESS it's prescribed by a physician. What did they call their candy Dr. again?
@@kathcasey2090if it were prescribed by a doctor it would have a patient name and be from a pharmacy, not just be on some generic list, right?
pause at 12:10 at check out the numbers for just that order alone.. they received 2000 ambien (and that also answers the question 'how can they sleep at night')
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"Ronnie" (Jackson), the Navy just demoted him from an Admiral to captain.
There is nothing more nauseating that that Sing Songy monotone of Trumps.
MTG is giving him a run for the 'money' lol
Hold on. Which one is it? Sing-Songy or monotonous? They are pretty much mutually exclusive
I’ve gotten to the point where hearing Empty g or mango Mussolini’s voice makes me 🙉! 😬🤮🤪
That raspy, oozing cadence makes me instantly angry when I hear it now. Even in Seths show I just skip any parts where Dump talks, because I can't god damn stand it. It will not be soon enough no one has to hear this asshole ever again.
Actually for me it is his sexy, confidential whispering that drives me up a tree. Please stop! Eurgh!
Joe looks at MTG like a grandfather pretending to be afraid of a child's Halloween costume.
perfect
😂...👏
Perfect!
She’s such an idiot.
great analogy..
Maybe we should have dementia monitors outside Baskin-Robbins, Dairy Queens, those places in the malls, grocery stores, convenience stores... OMG!! GET THOSE PEOPLE DIAGNOSED AND GET THEM SOME CARE, AND PRONTO!!
Is it just me, or is Seth getting better and funnier as the years pass? 🏆💛
Definitely!😂❤
He is HILARIOUS 😂
Some combination of impressions camp and 98 episodes of Corrections.
He really is hitting his stride.
Can't wait for Corrections episode 101.
You know who doesn't light up for ice cream? Psychopaths!
...and republicans...oops, same thing...
Meanwhile, Kilmeade was in the break room swallowing a banana whole.
So when in a conversation with a Republican't ask them what their favourite flavor of ice cream is. They will tell you. Just let that sink in.
Going to find somebody to test this theory by offering ice cream to Greg Abbott (with the caveat that it can't be Blue Bell, because he gets excited about that one due to the listeria content).
That is a fact.
Don't ever forget, with Trump, every accusation is actually a confession.
Yup 💯
Only if you’re considering the proof from what he’s said and done in the past 🙄
(Some people wont accept the video evidence)
It's called projection
Trump has no ability to self-reflect, so he just projects.
@@halkael2317 No, only things that Trump says about others. What ever he says about himself are all lies. He did say he's so rich that banks offer him loans, but we all know he's having trouble paying his legal losses now.
Who doesn't like ice cream?! What a jerk.
I am lactose intolerant! I STILL ADORE THE THOUGHT OF ICE CREAM!
How about nutty ice cream called Dumbo Don?
If I had to work in the White House with Dump as president I’d be on drugs too.
Well, you'd have to to be in the cool kids club seems like😂😂
U would have to be to work amongst the deluded.
If you worked in Trumps WH chances are you were on drugs.
@@susanfanning9480 at this point… it’s looking like it’s a good thing I’m not.
If i had to work with Dump in any way, I'd get myself fired.
"Sucked-up Sean" and "Wacked-out Waters" are my new favorite shock jocks on Fox's "Stupid Says What?"
Wacked-out Waters
Waters always looks like he just came second in a Ross Geller cosplay contest.
@@Spider-Geek916 🤣
@@mariegarside8830 : As long as we're making a list I'll add what someone earlier wrote: "Dumbed Down Donald"😅
Rudy saying someone else has a mental illness is incredibly stupid and hilarious
Remember when he said "google Hillary Clinton illness?"
The height of hypocrisy!
No self awareness at all.☺️☺️☺️☺️👍💙🇺🇲🕊
Just pay your defamation fines, Rudy.
Remember when a video surfaced of Rudy in a deposition and he tells his lawyer that he has two watches on the same wrist, Pepperidge farm remembers
If Hannity thinks Biden’s SOTU Address was “bitter” he must have never seen a Trump speech.
....Hannity thinks?...
Earlier I saw a bunch of maga morons complaining about how Biden’s speech was unprofessional and it shouldn’t be political. I had to ask a few of did they never see Trump’s sotu and did they miss the last 100 years of sotu speech’s, they’re all political 😂
DT FN GOP dont care about Facts Truth or Logic. all they care about is Power to Misinform & Exploit 99% of Americans.
Simple rule that MAGA republicans accuse others of what they are most guilty of. If you ever wonder what they are up to, just listen to what they accuse their opponents. They’re laughably transparent
@@MichaelKrinsky-hx1vu Whatever Trump and Putin tell him to.
Will always love Seth’s Rudy impression
Im still laughing at the "...or don't "😂
The new podcast ending from Corrections made me laugh incredibly hard. So cranky! ;)
I love the ice cream scandal and seths involvement; a gift that keeps on giving
“He not the Gump; I the Gump!” Continues to bring me all the joy ^_^
These people know no end to their crap. These talking heads must have no conscience if they can spew lies with a straight face.
as does the left and this channel if you have half a brain to see it. Both sides should be ashamed of their online behaviour
They work for the Murdoch Master Race Media Machine. No conscience required.
Good start! Now extrapolate outward. If you know Fox News' hosts lie so blatantly--and so casually--what does that tell you?
Thank you so much for the new plug about your podcast! It is so much more enjoyable and hilarious than the previous! I actually look forward to it now!
I love how Seth can make fun of himself and makes it even funnier 😂
I've been carrying this memory around since I was 8.
My childhood friend and neighbour and I were playing legos in my mums lounge room.
She had given us some icecream cones, so we sat there playing legos and eating icecream.
Suddenly my friend needs both hands for some reason, so having nowhere else to put his icecream, LAYS IT ON THE CARPET WHILE HE DOES THE THING.
I was aghast, my 8yo brain could not fathom tainting a delicious treat in this way, putting it on the floor which definitely had sand on it.
I think about it a lot.
Jeez, I wonder how that menace turned out 😂
He could have given it to you temporarily. I guess he didn't trust you and rather lick sand :)
your friend was a little psycho😂😂😂😂
Fun memory. Thanks for sharing.
I thought you'd get more people saying *Lego. 😉
I'm going to be seriously disappointed if Ben and Jerry's does not put out an ice cream called Jacked Up Joe
Omg, great idea !!👍👍👍
Yes!!!
Hell yeah 😂
Unfortunately I think they’d be worried about getting cancelled
haven't been cancelled by so many for taking Putin's narrative in the war in Ukraine, saying all is NATO's fault, and that Ukraine shouldn't get any aid@@only1muppet
Hilarious. Such a silly remark. The joe part could be coffee, but should I eveb ask what ingredient is Jacked up?
You give my grandpa a full sugar soda pop, and he's suddenly a landscaper... No drugs needed for that kinda pep!
That's both funny & sweet 😊
@@AZtea4UnME
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Thats nice 😊
"where was I? Ah yes... dementia" gd brilliant
Fox trying to cancel ice cream. Wow.
Dairy Queen CEO will not ve thrilled.
You can't be surprised about this. They are the same people who tried to cancel mustard on hotdogs
They like to see people unhappy not happy
@@rasmie8858 "They are the same people who tried to cancel mustard on hotdogs" - And they tried to cancel M&Ms because the green M&M just "isn't sexy anymore".
@@nomore6167And _Bud Light_ for partnering up with a transgender person.
Thank you, Seth, for defending the enjoyment of ice cream!
Jeez, what a world!
Seth is crazy funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Keep getting frequent smiles miles with the Rudy pic! It just NEVER gets old, no matter how disturbing it is!
It does look like he's seen an undressed woman, I mean cousin, I mean wife before.
Thank you Seth for making me laught so hard, I really needed it.
Love SETH MEYERS!!!
Loved the "Jacked up Joe" punchkine finish. One of the best.
🤔 Jacked Up Joe or Dumbed Down Donald? You tell me!
Jacked up Joe 💯🎯💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊
Apparently you can cure dementia with amphetamines? 🤔🤔🤔
Dude, I hope embraces it !!
I think he wasn't ever very bright, so how is that dumbed down?
DEMENTIA-Don
With them, the lead needs to be "this week in 'every accusation is a confession'......"
The right-wing making an issue of President Biden eating ice cream is so reminiscent of brown mustard and a tan suit.
What's funny is I had the same conversation with a colleague at work today.
Never forget the mustard. ;) ☮️
At least with Obama they mixed it up. One week it was brown mustard, the next tan suit, the next mom jeans. With Biden they always go back to just ice cream.
From Business Insider, July 1, 2019:
"Trump told US Weekly in 2010 that [Cherry-vanilla] was his favorite ice cream flavor, and it was featured on the menu for his inauguration celebration dinner years later."
"When Time profiled life at the White House shortly after Trump took office, the magazine reported Trump got 'two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else.'"
Brown mustard, then ketchup, now ice cream. Everybody needs some signature item.
I am literally eating ice cream right now as I watch this. EVERYONE LIGHTS UP FOR ICE CREAM! EVERYONE!!!!!
Should I call 911 or do you have Life Alert?
Seriously, the cone holster could be a hit. I would be the first foreigner client. Please, peace & ceasefire ASAP. Great "A closer look" by Seth Meyers & the writers. Merci. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲
Im eagerly awaiting the Cone Holster + Jacked Up Joe coffee merch pack.
Loved the new plug for Family Trips at end 🤣. Got me, I'm in
Does Old Bug-eyes really think he's qualified to pontificate on the president's state of mind!? 🤣
I call him a mealy mouthed, well the rest you know 😂😂😂😂
And you know he didn't talk to two scientists about it.
He’s always thought he was a gd god.
Hilarious! Absolutely NO self awareness! 🤣🤣
love that Seth continues to live for the bit of "I just wanted to get icecream with the president I didn't ask for this"
Donald's constant sniffing? GQP projects constantly.
The orange 🍊 one sniffs and snorts like an addict
Don jr. is a coke monkey.
Coke head Donnie
Joe is the sniffer in chief. Ps...Seth sucks.
@@robbie3333tRump is a CONVICTED SEXUAL ABUSER with 91 FELONY CHARGES PENDING. Seth Meyers is Awesome!
We all love ice cream. That is why there is an entire section for it at the grocery store.
He knew he was on a hot mic. There was literally a camera and a boom mic right next to him. That was 100% intentional.
It’s called strategy.
.....aaaaaaand.
I don't know. I'm not in his head. And neither are you. You can speculate. That's all
I try to intentionally say most of the important things I say
I think so, too. What is really funny is that no one seems to be addressing having a "come to Jesus meeting" with a Jewish guy. That's hilarious, IMO. I think he was DL signaling the uselessness of it, as Bibi gonna Bibi regardless. Pretty clever IMO.
Seth… you are one of the all time best!
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One of the best closer looks tonight ! Jokes were on fire !! Great job everyone 😂😂😂
Agreed!!
"Any mic is a 🔥 mic when I'm spittin', son!"
💀💀💀
gold
Y'hear dat
I love being able to lol at least once a day during this insanity. Thank you Seth!
"it's about your hometown" killed me
Sorry if I make my nerd here, but jerusalem wasn't Jesus' hometown. It was Nazareth.
@@chenzen1578 Wait isn't it Bethlehem? Either way, both are still in Israel-Palestine.
@@kingace6186 Hometown Nazareth, Birthplace Bethlehem. If my memory serves me right. I am a recovering Christian (42 years on the wagon) so a little rusty perahaps.
Every time the little plug at the end makes me laugh
Apparently, Jesse Watters has never heard the phrase "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!"
Any doctor willing to diagnose a patient, even with potential issues, without examining said person themselves first, should not only have their license revoked but should be prosecuted for violating patient privacy. I have a hard time believing a "bunch" of medical professionals would have that little integrity. At least in my perspective of a "bunch".
Its called HIPAA and it doesn't screw around. Violating it is a quick way to throw your career and practice in the toilet, any real professional knows this.
Ghouliani never talked to anyone outside his drunken hallucinations
That's why I know Rudy is lying. And then there is also the well established fact that he is a liar.
They know he’s lying 😂 they just won’t call him on it. It’s all pitiful at…..never mind it has been that way.
Advocate for the devil; I think he was saying they told him the symptoms, and then *he* diagnosed Biden. Which means he's just telling everyone he's stupid for thinking he can diagnose dementia based on asking what the symptoms are.
Unfortunately, a lot of people are dumb that way.
I can certainly diagnose trump as having dementia. No MD needed.
CORRECTION: There exist flat bottomed ice-cream cones that you can use to put down the ice cream if you need both hands.
flat bottomed cones, you make the rockin' world go round
too risky
@@alteregoVII"...rocky road go round"?
@@langdons2848😂😂😂
Yes, cake cones, although they do still fall over if the ice cream isn't distributed properly. They're so much better than the sugar cones.
One of the best final punchlines in recent memory!
“…….. or DONT 😒”
Love it!!!
Jacked up Joe?? angry lolol - that’s rich.
Biden describing what the term "come to jesus" meeting means is so funny to me. I use that term daily.
He did that because he said it in reference to the leader of Israel... the Jewish nation. He wasn't meaning or intending it to be offensive or misconstrued, so he was explaining the meaning of the idiom & his reason for saying it.
I picked up on the context and meant nothing one way or another by it. Just saying that as a southerner it's funny seeing my local dialect make it's way to capital hill. I do hope it is an effective meeting.
Thank You Seth for your humor 😂and bringing out the truth 🎉🎉🎉
I also like to thank you for exposing the hypocrisy 🎉🎉🎉
See, Seth, this continues to be the reason why you're the only late night talk show host I respect. I wasn't thrilled with how Joe skated around your questions during your interview with him, and I could tell you weren't happy either, but to hear you continue to press him over his inaction gives me faith that you won't let this go. Please keep up the work you do, it's so important.
Thing is, he’s not stupid. UNLIKE that fkn __ DJT, he’s smart enough not to divulge his strategy.
This is true. I'm so relieved Late Night has finally decided to acknowledge that anything is going on in the M.E. right now
"I'm not a doctor-" aaand that's all you need to say, Jessie!
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
Jim Jarvish, "Down by Law"
According to Fox "Nexs" you're either a child or elderly.
Spot on Seth🌟
I snorted when Trump said he's the calm and quiet guy.
Trump snorts too, more than likely
Yes me too 😄
Way to own that ice cream meltdown like a champ.
Whomever wrote the last joke deserves a bonus for it 😅🤣🤣🤣
I'll have me a cup of Jacked Up Joe😂 Seriously, if coffee shops in NY don't start calling a coffee that, I'll be surprised.
Calling Biden names hasn't worked out too well for them so far. He's literally gone Dark Brandon on them😂
Love the final "jacked up joe" reference ☕😂
"Jacked-up, angry, bitterly divisive"? That's pretty much the Abominable Showman in a nutshell.
And Fox News.
Johnson is a pathetic poser
This punk will get his😂😂😂😂
He showed his total lack of anything approaching leadership by tanking the Border Bill because Trump said to, and by his annoying head-bobbing all during Biden's speech.
He's like a bobble-head you see on dashboards. What a moron.
That ass sent me a questionnaire that sounded much like Tucker composed it.
Johnson is trump's Elf on the Shelf narc. He's got to go.
Seth-man: You hit it outta the park, yet again.