Fox News Says Biden's on Drugs as Trump White House Drug Scandal Grows: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at Republicans insisting that Biden is on drugs after his strong performance at the State of the Union address, despite the fact that Trump is the one whose White House had a very real drug scandal that keeps getting worse.
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  • @wideawake5630
    @wideawake5630 Месяц назад +1103

    Criticizing someone for eating ice cream is what you do when that person is above reproach.

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 Месяц назад

      You're not wrong.
      They must be digging in the mud for news material. Rather pitiful.

    • @AgusSkywalker
      @AgusSkywalker Месяц назад

      Ok, republicans being idiots doesn't mean that there is nothing to criticize "Genocide Joe" for. F Trump and F Biden!

    • @fionamackie3357
      @fionamackie3357 Месяц назад

      These are the grownup versions of the teenagers that surrounded my very sick teenage boy at a cinema when I went to the toilet. Why? He was carrying a bear.
      Despicable people.
      They've got no idea what my son had faced and would face and what a lovely person he is. Just like those mongrels can't put anything on Biden because he is blameless. So they pick on something so innocuous as icecream. For shame.

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 Месяц назад +50

      Exactly!😂☺️👍💙🇺🇲🕊

    • @adamkares7549
      @adamkares7549 Месяц назад +107

      They made fun of him for riding a bicycle before...
      Apparently The President isn't allowed to, you know, live, like a Human.

  • @teacupsandpolish
    @teacupsandpolish Месяц назад +575

    My mother actually has dementia and I'm actually kind of offended that they would so casually throw around a diagnosis of such a horrible disease. I would not wish it on anyone.

    • @savanekemoli
      @savanekemoli Месяц назад +75

      Right! The people who use Dementia and Alzheimer's as a punchline or joke, usually know NOTHING about it!

    • @Hotshot3334
      @Hotshot3334 Месяц назад +47

      Best of luck to you and your mother. My grandmother had dementia and her final days in the hospital were nightmarish for the family, even worse so for her I imagine. And it was a long, sad decline before then.
      Hope you have a better experience and that this serious, terrible disease becomes treatable sooner than later.

    • @Sirius39170
      @Sirius39170 Месяц назад +16

      I'm glad you're taking care of your mother, and that she isn't running for the presidency.

    • @judithmura495
      @judithmura495 Месяц назад

      @@Sirius39170 Can't take RAPIST from what tRump IS!!

    • @blowc1612
      @blowc1612 Месяц назад +30

      You should start a class action suit against Fox. The way they throw it around I bet it is hurting so many people

  • @kimhaas7586
    @kimhaas7586 Месяц назад +28

    That was a classic closer look. I couldn’t stop laughing.

    • @jasonbrownjourno
      @jasonbrownjourno Месяц назад

      That lil smirk from Seth right at the end - yep, nailed it

  • @MemoryPallas
    @MemoryPallas Месяц назад +8

    Ronny Chieng nailed Jesse Watters when he described him as looking like "A guy who carries around a pack of roofies, just in case."

  • @commonsense571
    @commonsense571 Месяц назад +233

    We ALL scream for ice cream. 🙄

    • @mrsplanetmaster9
      @mrsplanetmaster9 Месяц назад +8

      INDEED

    • @boxsterman77
      @boxsterman77 Месяц назад +8

      Someone should have reminded Jesse of that favorite refrain. And I know there are pictures of him eating, GASP, ice cream, because I've seen them.

    • @daisydy5741
      @daisydy5741 Месяц назад +4

      Spumoni is my favorite

    • @JKB-ji6xl
      @JKB-ji6xl Месяц назад

      Maga is screaming for dictatorship.

    • @PrincessOPD_Utah
      @PrincessOPD_Utah Месяц назад

      Yas 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦

  • @RHCole
    @RHCole Месяц назад +437

    Every accusation is a confession.

    • @WendyKatsi1
      @WendyKatsi1 Месяц назад +9

      More projection!

    • @sbwan
      @sbwan Месяц назад

      I'm still wondering why no one in the media followed up on Trump saying Joe was a Manchurian Candidate. This accusation is most definitely a confession but they just ignored it.

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Месяц назад +7

      Yes projection

    • @christacongdon4898
      @christacongdon4898 Месяц назад +10

      Projection and confession

    • @itcouldbelupus2842
      @itcouldbelupus2842 Месяц назад

      Conservatives are cowards and hypocrites.

  • @Truthseeker-sd2ho
    @Truthseeker-sd2ho Месяц назад +66

    So love you Seth!!! Thanks for keeping us sane through laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marilynnspikes6720
    @marilynnspikes6720 Месяц назад +19

    Gotta love Seth Meyers....he is hilarious..thanks for the chuckles

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Месяц назад +581

    It's called Projection. It's what narcissists do whenever they are called out for bad behavior.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Месяц назад +12

      And the solution to stopping that is usually an emergency Knee to Groinectimy

    • @bwilly4503
      @bwilly4503 Месяц назад +13

      Yes, others always did it!
      (Never them!)
      Lol!

    • @Garnet20
      @Garnet20 Месяц назад +7

      Yes agree

    • @sherryelle225
      @sherryelle225 Месяц назад

      ​@@bwilly4503Um, WTH are you trying to say? Lol

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 Месяц назад +8

      Right on cue, they come out with the “Biden on drugs bit”
      They have some good fiction writers over there…

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Месяц назад +159

    These are the same people who listen to Trump rambling on about toilets and windmills and think “Hmmm. This guy is pretty sharp.” Also, Rudy questioning anybody’s mental capacity is beyond laughable.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Месяц назад

      No, they don’t, they’re just gaslighting. They keep it up until the weak minded are convinced.

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme Месяц назад +2

      Henceforth, Rudy Giuliani shall be known as Dunning Kruger.

    • @melt4769
      @melt4769 Месяц назад +1

      💯

    • @kaydeedid
      @kaydeedid Месяц назад

      Windmills rainbows and toilets? 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 Right.. that trump derangement syndrome is a real head twister. Wow... Windmills.. 🤣😂😂😂🤣😭⁉️
      🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

  • @nickschulke3611
    @nickschulke3611 Месяц назад +174

    We need to start using "Jacked up Joe" as a chant, the way they used Lets Go Brandon at NASCAR.

    • @christacongdon4898
      @christacongdon4898 Месяц назад +10

      THAT'S WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING!!!
      but I got no love.
      HOPE YOU CAN DO A BETTER JOB.
      ❤️🤍💙💙💙

    • @larhondaodomph.d.4614
      @larhondaodomph.d.4614 Месяц назад

      Trump is as dumb as box of rocks.

    • @tylerkochman1007
      @tylerkochman1007 Месяц назад +10

      Hey, not all NASCAR fans/attendees are Trumpers

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 Месяц назад +9

      At his campaign rallies we should start chanting “WE’RE JACKED UP JOE!

    • @EastSider48215
      @EastSider48215 Месяц назад +8

      And merch! I really want Biden coffee mugs with “jacked up Joe” on them.

  • @Rippleedd
    @Rippleedd Месяц назад +13

    Greens costume and Bidens reaction is priceless

  • @old-fashionedcoughypot
    @old-fashionedcoughypot Месяц назад +544

    "No one had drugs like our administration! Many people are saying so! We had uppers and we had downers and things to put some lead in your pencil! Big strong men would come up to me... tears running down their faces saying; 'Sir! lt's so nice you are offering these drugs for free for us! Much better than having to get them legally!' Believe me!"

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 Месяц назад +31

      😆😆😆

    • @pmoore4529
      @pmoore4529 Месяц назад +29

      😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @up2itru
      @up2itru Месяц назад

      ​What lie after lie? Do they not know a lie when they hear one after they admitted knowing the OJ Messiah was behind the BIG LIE that lost the multimillion dollar lawsuit? And now the lie is doing the eye on our REAL PRESIDENT?

    • @tomgalido
      @tomgalido Месяц назад +44

      A very high man, extremely high, came up to me and said “Sir… you get people so high.. thank you and God bless”

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Месяц назад +15

      They took a couple uppers they downed a couple downers but nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Месяц назад +2481

    Don't ever forget, with Trump, every accusation is actually a confession.

    • @Garnet20
      @Garnet20 Месяц назад +55

      Yup 💯

    • @jimmyboard
      @jimmyboard Месяц назад

      In the psychology world it's called projection and Republicans do it all the time.

    • @halkael2317
      @halkael2317 Месяц назад +42

      Only if you’re considering the proof from what he’s said and done in the past 🙄
      (Some people wont accept the video evidence)

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Месяц назад +85

      It's called projection

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 Месяц назад

      Trump has no ability to self-reflect, so he just projects.

  • @Techydad
    @Techydad Месяц назад +52

    The right has also said that a grown man licking an ice cream cone is "creepy." And it's not "he was licking it in a creepy manner," but they think that it's creepy for ANY man to have an ice cream cone.
    All that did was want me to get an ice cream cone. 😁🍦

    • @yohei72
      @yohei72 Месяц назад +1

      If I remember correctly, the head of the GW Bush White House’s bioethics commission once wrote in an opinion piece about how grown men eating ice cream cones in public was a sign of cultural decadence.

    • @BoltRM
      @BoltRM Месяц назад

      ​@@yohei72How so?

    • @MachinecoMachines
      @MachinecoMachines Месяц назад +1

      @@yohei72 So0und more like Chairman Mao's declaims of American Decadence.... cuz his audience, poor repressed peasants had O ice cream" !

    • @vickyabramowitz2885
      @vickyabramowitz2885 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@MachinecoMachines The same was said during Soviet rule about chewing gum. Gum was not for sale in the USSR.

    • @littlelou050
      @littlelou050 Месяц назад

      they also said that biden drinking from a straw wasn't "masculine" 😅

  • @Rohinthas
    @Rohinthas Месяц назад +25

    Honestly, that Podcast ad really works as a bit! Gives me a big laugh while still reminding me of its existence!

  • @surrealistgirlx
    @surrealistgirlx Месяц назад +612

    Joe looks at MTG like a grandfather pretending to be afraid of a child's Halloween costume.

  • @RogueShadows
    @RogueShadows Месяц назад +619

    _"Do you know who lights up for ice cream?"_
    ...anyone with a soul?

    • @Techydad
      @Techydad Месяц назад +48

      The right is trying to claim that it's "unmanly" and creepy to be eating an ice cream cone. That just makes me want to get a big ice cream cone!

    • @Dachusblot
      @Dachusblot Месяц назад +26

      So, not Jesse Watters then. That checks out.

    • @baxtronx5972
      @baxtronx5972 Месяц назад

      ​@@Techydad"Unmanly"? JFC, the Right must be having some really hard core man on man sex.

    • @howlingwolf317
      @howlingwolf317 Месяц назад +20

      Seriously, I'd be replacing Trump's diet coke button in the oval office with an ice cream button if I were in Joe's shoes.

    • @dahn57
      @dahn57 Месяц назад

      It's why the Right don't get why people like ice cream, they are soulless slime

  • @jonroesler8155
    @jonroesler8155 Месяц назад +9

    Maybe we should have dementia monitors outside Baskin-Robbins, Dairy Queens, those places in the malls, grocery stores, convenience stores... OMG!! GET THOSE PEOPLE DIAGNOSED AND GET THEM SOME CARE, AND PRONTO!!

  • @elizabethfox6051
    @elizabethfox6051 Месяц назад +19

    I love how Seth can make fun of himself and makes it even funnier 😂

  • @biekgiek
    @biekgiek Месяц назад +757

    The right-wing making an issue of President Biden eating ice cream is so reminiscent of brown mustard and a tan suit.

    • @seffishestopal5950
      @seffishestopal5950 Месяц назад +24

      What's funny is I had the same conversation with a colleague at work today.

    • @ninetendopesaitama2107
      @ninetendopesaitama2107 Месяц назад +26

      Never forget the mustard. ;) ☮️

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron Месяц назад +49

      At least with Obama they mixed it up. One week it was brown mustard, the next tan suit, the next mom jeans. With Biden they always go back to just ice cream.

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Месяц назад +32

      From Business Insider, July 1, 2019:
      "Trump told US Weekly in 2010 that [Cherry-vanilla] was his favorite ice cream flavor, and it was featured on the menu for his inauguration celebration dinner years later."
      "When Time profiled life at the White House shortly after Trump took office, the magazine reported Trump got 'two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the single scoop for everyone else.'"

    • @mikejankowski6321
      @mikejankowski6321 Месяц назад +15

      Brown mustard, then ketchup, now ice cream. Everybody needs some signature item.

  • @robert6007
    @robert6007 Месяц назад +304

    You know who doesn't light up for ice cream? Psychopaths!

    • @marktully7755
      @marktully7755 Месяц назад +13

      ...and republicans...oops, same thing...

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Месяц назад +9

      Meanwhile, Kilmeade was in the break room swallowing a banana whole.

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 Месяц назад +4

      So when in a conversation with a Republican't ask them what their favourite flavor of ice cream is. They will tell you. Just let that sink in.

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman Месяц назад +4

      Going to find somebody to test this theory by offering ice cream to Greg Abbott (with the caveat that it can't be Blue Bell, because he gets excited about that one due to the listeria content).

    • @freda2758
      @freda2758 Месяц назад +3

      That is a fact.

  • @totalbiscuit4758
    @totalbiscuit4758 Месяц назад +60

    Who doesn't like ice cream?! What a jerk.

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 Месяц назад +8

      I am lactose intolerant! I STILL ADORE THE THOUGHT OF ICE CREAM!

    • @Sandy-du4ev
      @Sandy-du4ev Месяц назад

      How about nutty ice cream called Dumbo Don?

  • @gmwillow
    @gmwillow Месяц назад +18

    The new podcast ending from Corrections made me laugh incredibly hard. So cranky! ;)

  • @artiecon97
    @artiecon97 Месяц назад +514

    If Hannity thinks Biden’s SOTU Address was “bitter” he must have never seen a Trump speech.

    • @MichaelKrinsky-hx1vu
      @MichaelKrinsky-hx1vu Месяц назад +70

      ....Hannity thinks?...

    • @only1muppet
      @only1muppet Месяц назад

      Earlier I saw a bunch of maga morons complaining about how Biden’s speech was unprofessional and it shouldn’t be political. I had to ask a few of did they never see Trump’s sotu and did they miss the last 100 years of sotu speech’s, they’re all political 😂

    • @brycestephens1055
      @brycestephens1055 Месяц назад

      DT FN GOP dont care about Facts Truth or Logic. all they care about is Power to Misinform & Exploit 99% of Americans.

    • @ajrh82
      @ajrh82 Месяц назад

      Simple rule that MAGA republicans accuse others of what they are most guilty of. If you ever wonder what they are up to, just listen to what they accuse their opponents. They’re laughably transparent

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm Месяц назад +34

      @@MichaelKrinsky-hx1vu Whatever Trump and Putin tell him to.

  • @biggrayalien4791
    @biggrayalien4791 Месяц назад +92

    Insinuating that adults aren't allowed to "light up" over ice cream is the same mentality that thinks happiness is something you need to "grow out" of.

    • @yohei72
      @yohei72 Месяц назад +5

      Possibly, but in this case, the explanation is simpler: they’re just saying whatever suits their purposes at the moment. I don’t think there’s any more of a philosophy behind it than that.

    • @4yerears
      @4yerears Месяц назад

      Jesse Waters is even more of an idiot than Trump

  • @mamacat321
    @mamacat321 Месяц назад +8

    With them, the lead needs to be "this week in 'every accusation is a confession'......"

  • @tanadarko6991
    @tanadarko6991 Месяц назад +4

    Every time the little plug at the end makes me laugh

  • @jennifergee9353
    @jennifergee9353 Месяц назад +288

    I'm going to be seriously disappointed if Ben and Jerry's does not put out an ice cream called Jacked Up Joe

    • @dianedenham5259
      @dianedenham5259 Месяц назад +30

      Omg, great idea !!👍👍👍

    • @largelingerie
      @largelingerie Месяц назад +12

      Yes!!!

    • @only1muppet
      @only1muppet Месяц назад +6

      Hell yeah 😂
      Unfortunately I think they’d be worried about getting cancelled

    • @RayasNegroOvejas
      @RayasNegroOvejas Месяц назад

      haven't been cancelled by so many for taking Putin's narrative in the war in Ukraine, saying all is NATO's fault, and that Ukraine shouldn't get any aid@@only1muppet

    • @donnawestbrook8992
      @donnawestbrook8992 Месяц назад +10

      Hilarious. Such a silly remark. The joe part could be coffee, but should I eveb ask what ingredient is Jacked up?

  • @Mallykins
    @Mallykins Месяц назад +627

    If I had to work in the White House with Dump as president I’d be on drugs too.

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 Месяц назад +4

      Well, you'd have to to be in the cool kids club seems like😂😂

    • @ywoulduchoosetousethis
      @ywoulduchoosetousethis Месяц назад +21

      U would have to be to work amongst the deluded.

    • @redsable6119
      @redsable6119 Месяц назад

      If you worked in Trumps WH chances are you were on drugs.

    • @Mallykins
      @Mallykins Месяц назад +4

      @@susanfanning9480 at this point… it’s looking like it’s a good thing I’m not.

    • @carollollol
      @carollollol Месяц назад +21

      If i had to work with Dump in any way, I'd get myself fired.

  • @kailey9049
    @kailey9049 Месяц назад +4

    There's always been something comforting to me about "We hope you listen, we hope you like it, we'll see you soon." But simply "Or DON'T..." now that's gorgeous.

  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler7803 Месяц назад +205

    Every accusation is a confession. 💯. Every time.

    • @tlouiseallen9302
      @tlouiseallen9302 Месяц назад +6

      Every time 🙌🏼

    • @stephenstjohn5239
      @stephenstjohn5239 Месяц назад +6

      They're incredibly predictable.

    • @michaelsouto3595
      @michaelsouto3595 Месяц назад

      Nancy Pelosi and the WHOLE democratic party spent OVER eight years making accusations that they could never prove. They sure made a whole bunch of confessions.

    • @kenirving5268
      @kenirving5268 Месяц назад +1

      I tried to give you multiple thumbs up. It didn't work.

  • @JamesSmith-gc9kk
    @JamesSmith-gc9kk Месяц назад +1365

    Rudy saying someone else has a mental illness is incredibly stupid and hilarious

    • @seffishestopal5950
      @seffishestopal5950 Месяц назад +31

      Remember when he said "google Hillary Clinton illness?"

    • @yvonnelewis4888
      @yvonnelewis4888 Месяц назад +43

      The height of hypocrisy!

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 Месяц назад +41

      No self awareness at all.☺️☺️☺️☺️👍💙🇺🇲🕊

    • @petepierre6458
      @petepierre6458 Месяц назад +50

      Just pay your defamation fines, Rudy.

    • @laurenmalone8335
      @laurenmalone8335 Месяц назад +32

      Remember when a video surfaced of Rudy in a deposition and he tells his lawyer that he has two watches on the same wrist, Pepperidge farm remembers

  • @dojofilter
    @dojofilter Месяц назад +5

    Loved the new plug for Family Trips at end 🤣. Got me, I'm in

  • @tomf3335
    @tomf3335 Месяц назад +9

    We all love ice cream. That is why there is an entire section for it at the grocery store.

  • @merrygangemi
    @merrygangemi Месяц назад +141

    You do make all this insanity much easier to bear! Thanks Seth!

    • @tlouiseallen9302
      @tlouiseallen9302 Месяц назад +4

      Exactly 🙌🏼

    • @thefarworld
      @thefarworld Месяц назад

      He is part of it. He is complicit in the Palestinian Holocaust. He helped whitewash the image of modern day Nazis.

  • @Ria-xl7kz
    @Ria-xl7kz Месяц назад +154

    Fox trying to cancel ice cream. Wow.

    • @okkietrooy6841
      @okkietrooy6841 Месяц назад +8

      Dairy Queen CEO will not ve thrilled.

    • @reviseandrise
      @reviseandrise Месяц назад

      Only rum raisin

    • @rasmie8858
      @rasmie8858 Месяц назад +4

      You can't be surprised about this. They are the same people who tried to cancel mustard on hotdogs

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 Месяц назад +4

      They like to see people unhappy not happy

    • @nomore6167
      @nomore6167 Месяц назад +5

      @@rasmie8858 "They are the same people who tried to cancel mustard on hotdogs" - And they tried to cancel M&Ms because the green M&M just "isn't sexy anymore".

  • @blacknorthwind93
    @blacknorthwind93 Месяц назад +6

    Thank you Seth for making me laught so hard, I really needed it.

  • @philipmarinello8802
    @philipmarinello8802 Месяц назад +1

    One of the best final punchlines in recent memory!

  • @knitnonymous
    @knitnonymous Месяц назад +116

    Who doesn't like ice cream??? I don't see how that's supposed to be this big "gotcha '

    • @michaeldougherty6036
      @michaeldougherty6036 Месяц назад

      He's also has stated in his show that real men don't use straws, or eat soup. The guy is an absolute joyless cretin. Perfect for FOX News.

    • @yugandali
      @yugandali Месяц назад +8

      Well, today he may be eating ice cream, but that’s just a gateway, next he’ll appear in a tan suit!

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Месяц назад +4

      That's because you're looking for some kind of logic in their arguments. That's not how they work

    • @dahn57
      @dahn57 Месяц назад

      All they do it try to project their hatred onto those dumb enough to watch, so they hate the target too.
      They literally attack Biden for doing things that Rump does, even when Biden didn't actually do it!
      There's no logic or reason there, they just try to brainwash their viewers with hatred

  • @eponymousIme
    @eponymousIme Месяц назад +267

    LOL! "I would say the first sign of dementia is going in for a doctor's appointment and thinking _you're_ the one interviewing the doctor."

    • @victormendoza871
      @victormendoza871 Месяц назад +2

      Nobody over 65 has any business doing anything of that status anymore

    • @JuliusGalacki
      @JuliusGalacki Месяц назад

      Fox news is obviously propagandistic, as is MSNBC, CNN and corporate News in general. That said, it is also obvious that Biden clearly exhibits cognitive issues except whenever he has a big national event like a presidential debate or State of the Union. That's why there is speculation they put him on Adderall or other stimulant that they can't keep him on long-term. One can't prove it but it's logical.

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee Месяц назад +1

      😂😅😂

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme Месяц назад +1

      @@victormendoza871 >>Nobody over 65 has any business doing anything of that status anymore

  • @tabularasa
    @tabularasa Месяц назад +2

    Love the final "jacked up joe" reference ☕😂

  •  Месяц назад +4

    you could design a conceal carry cone holster too

  • @juliepardo7767
    @juliepardo7767 Месяц назад +74

    Every time I watched a Don Jr. or Kimberly Guilfoyle speech, I was always left wondering what they were on? A White House 24hr pharmacy, who knew? Jr. and Kim's personal candy store. I still conjure up Guilfoyle's Republican national convention speech for a good laugh.

    • @dianne8936
      @dianne8936 Месяц назад +6

      I remember when Kimberly Gargoyle used to be somewhat normal.🤷 Gavin, when you run for President, it's gonna be hard, to explain her!😏🤘

    • @BEEFSERPENT
      @BEEFSERPENT Месяц назад

      lolwut

    • @GoetiaTV
      @GoetiaTV Месяц назад +2

      I bet “THE BEST… IS YET…. TO COME!” was her thinking about the fentanyl that was waiting just off stage.

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme Месяц назад +2

      >>I still conjure up Guilfoyle's Republican national convention speech for a good laugh.

  • @roarmalf
    @roarmalf Месяц назад +106

    When you think about it, "or don't" is the single greatest promo of all time

    • @savfo7527
      @savfo7527 Месяц назад +10

      With the face too! Chef’s kiss

    • @spa-peggymeatballs4861
      @spa-peggymeatballs4861 Месяц назад +7

      I very much appreciate it and am about 54% more likely to check it out after Seth decided to be rude about it.
      But for real I’ve been meaning to listen to an episode. I just added it to my list.. soo… I guess it worked?

    • @Heterogeneity
      @Heterogeneity Месяц назад +9

      I have been waiting for this all weekend. I enjoyed it every bit as much as I expected. Wrap me up in that sullen sarcasm and call me Jackalled Up Joe.

    • @squishyshelli
      @squishyshelli Месяц назад +2

      I love it so much 😂

  • @user-eh8kj5fn8u
    @user-eh8kj5fn8u Месяц назад +1

    Seth's look at the end w/ podcast placard
    & then
    Or Don't
    😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤩

  • @user-tz7jj7bl6q
    @user-tz7jj7bl6q Месяц назад +86

    Projection is the most elementary level of lying

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 Месяц назад +1637

    I say to Joe Biden that if Fox News keeps insisting you're on drugs, you're doing something right.

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 Месяц назад +54

      Fox out here selling pills their boys at big pharma don't have 😂

    • @shadowqueen1701
      @shadowqueen1701 Месяц назад +39

      Perhaps he could sue Fox and Rudi.

    • @Robotj992
      @Robotj992 Месяц назад

      Nah, suing is that p*ssy don the con's thing.@@shadowqueen1701

    • @Garnet20
      @Garnet20 Месяц назад +17

      Yes 😂

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 Месяц назад +71

      “Jacked up Joe being ‘bitterly’ partisan” - Hannity. What a doosh

  • @johnc3526
    @johnc3526 Месяц назад

    Hey I love the new ending screen! Seth looks so good!

  • @katerusso4891
    @katerusso4891 Месяц назад

    Thanks for the laughs Seth!

  • @lauravalle3766
    @lauravalle3766 Месяц назад +147

    Is it just me, or is Seth getting better and funnier as the years pass? 🏆💛

    • @marjoriegarland2798
      @marjoriegarland2798 Месяц назад +16

      Definitely!😂❤

    • @it.amuses_me
      @it.amuses_me Месяц назад +12

      He is HILARIOUS 😂

    • @revengefrommars
      @revengefrommars Месяц назад +12

      Some combination of impressions camp and 98 episodes of Corrections.

    • @boxsterman77
      @boxsterman77 Месяц назад +8

      He really is hitting his stride.

    • @wabbajack2
      @wabbajack2 Месяц назад +8

      Can't wait for Corrections episode 101.

  • @actualkarenokboomer3158
    @actualkarenokboomer3158 Месяц назад +200

    There is nothing more nauseating that that Sing Songy monotone of Trumps.

    • @kasnitch
      @kasnitch Месяц назад +11

      MTG is giving him a run for the 'money' lol

    • @cybercop0083
      @cybercop0083 Месяц назад +5

      Hold on. Which one is it? Sing-Songy or monotonous? They are pretty much mutually exclusive

    • @sandralamphier9433
      @sandralamphier9433 Месяц назад +14

      I’ve gotten to the point where hearing Empty g or mango Mussolini’s voice makes me 🙉! 😬🤮🤪

    • @adamkares7549
      @adamkares7549 Месяц назад

      That raspy, oozing cadence makes me instantly angry when I hear it now. Even in Seths show I just skip any parts where Dump talks, because I can't god damn stand it. It will not be soon enough no one has to hear this asshole ever again.

    • @a35362
      @a35362 Месяц назад +5

      Actually for me it is his sexy, confidential whispering that drives me up a tree. Please stop! Eurgh!

  • @jessaminehaak8253
    @jessaminehaak8253 Месяц назад

    I love the new podcast bumper Seth XD

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад +1005

    Fox News will conveniently ignore Trump’s adderall sniffles.

    • @adamkares7549
      @adamkares7549 Месяц назад +103

      Or how he cant stand still, cant stop sweating, grips the podium like its a life ring and he's lost at sea....

    • @boxsterman77
      @boxsterman77 Месяц назад +65

      If it's just adderall. And then there is Junior.

    • @TreyYork1
      @TreyYork1 Месяц назад +35

      Did they at least report on his helicopter pilot smuggling coke in Trump’s helicopter?

    • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
      @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 Месяц назад +36

      And his gaffes and when he completely loses the ability to speak

    • @deniseboldea1624
      @deniseboldea1624 Месяц назад +36

      Cripes, I'm surprised Tucker hasn't tried to spin those sniffs as proof that Diaper Don spends quality time with Don Jr.

  • @DJWHITE_
    @DJWHITE_ Месяц назад +207

    🤔 Jacked Up Joe or Dumbed Down Donald? You tell me!

    • @shirinhashemi1
      @shirinhashemi1 Месяц назад +17

      Jacked up Joe 💯🎯💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊

    • @eukaryote-prime
      @eukaryote-prime Месяц назад

      Apparently you can cure dementia with amphetamines? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @IrishSetter01
      @IrishSetter01 Месяц назад +4

      Dude, I hope embraces it !!

    • @donnawestbrook8992
      @donnawestbrook8992 Месяц назад +4

      I think he wasn't ever very bright, so how is that dumbed down?

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Месяц назад +7

      DEMENTIA-Don

  • @bnchile1
    @bnchile1 Месяц назад

    that ice cream holder.... hands free - messy shirt and pants

  • @MissDesco
    @MissDesco Месяц назад

    The cone holster?! Ill take 5 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jharris3267
    @jharris3267 Месяц назад +190

    He did hit out of the park.I enjoyed the speech. Glad he talked about women’s rights and called out Scotus.

    • @schradog01
      @schradog01 Месяц назад +1

      Who's Lincoln Riley?

    • @schradog01
      @schradog01 Месяц назад +1

      Who's Lincoln Riley?

    • @MrDukeSilverr
      @MrDukeSilverr Месяц назад +10

      @@schradog01”oh no he said a name wrong, now everything else he said is invalid” that’s you, that’s what you sound like

    • @RtimusCFrog
      @RtimusCFrog Месяц назад

      @@schradog01 When you start caring about American men doing the same thing… come and talk to me. Do you know how many women are killed every month by past or present intimate partner? The average is 70! So, where is the outrage? That doesn’t count the women killed by men they don’t know.

    • @SusanBarrow
      @SusanBarrow Месяц назад +6

      He did what I used to wish Obama would do in his speeches - call out the haters, confront them with their own lies. He was Jacked up Joe alright

  • @telemkam
    @telemkam Месяц назад +105

    So glad you highlighted the "Lights up for icecream" comment. I'm 33 and I'm like "Hell yes Ice Cream!"

    • @kieranhair37
      @kieranhair37 Месяц назад +2

      Ice cream is good, but someone really oughtta write Corrections about Seth saying he's not elderly.

    • @awake3607
      @awake3607 Месяц назад

      Yes. I just said the same thing. Who doesn't light up when eating ice cream.

    • @awake3607
      @awake3607 Месяц назад

      ​@@kieranhair37Elderly is classified as 65 and over. He has not met that criteria yet. This is me writing corrections to your corrections.

    • @falcovg2
      @falcovg2 Месяц назад +1

      30 after the coming weekend, and yes, Ice cream is amazing, why would anyone sane hate on it?

    • @kieranhair37
      @kieranhair37 Месяц назад

      @@awake3607 Well don't do that. Correctionception is just an ugly word.

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 Месяц назад +4

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

  • @knoetsch13
    @knoetsch13 Месяц назад

    Loved the podcast ad!

  • @joealvarez8733
    @joealvarez8733 Месяц назад +122

    That last "JACKED UP, JOE" did it for me...😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SamAronow
      @SamAronow Месяц назад +3

      They stuck that landing amazingly.

    • @SeventhSaucer
      @SeventhSaucer Месяц назад +2

      This must become a thing.

  • @edwardblair4096
    @edwardblair4096 Месяц назад +60

    Yet another episode of "A Closer Lick". Keep the legend alive!

  • @JKB-ji6xl
    @JKB-ji6xl Месяц назад

    Love you Seth!

  • @towzone
    @towzone Месяц назад

    I scream,
    You scream,
    We all scream
    For icecream!!!

  • @cindymorose6673
    @cindymorose6673 Месяц назад +52

    I loved that you were holding an ice cream cone next to the president!

  • @ricktherock
    @ricktherock Месяц назад +1

    Didn't enjoy the ads for a pod cast (will not listen to podcasts, yes I'm that guy). Really enjoyed this one, Thanks 😊

  • @christinacardinal5973
    @christinacardinal5973 Месяц назад

    This was great ❤

  • @MaryLopez-em3rc
    @MaryLopez-em3rc Месяц назад +129

    Ronny Jackson should go to prison and lose his pension for making the White House a pill mill.

    • @daveg-Vancouver_Island
      @daveg-Vancouver_Island Месяц назад +13

      Definitely, these ppl need to face consequences, it’s disgusting how much they are getting away with!

    • @jwoolman5
      @jwoolman5 Месяц назад +12

      Dr. Ronny was well known for passing out drugs like candy to military folks also, in particular during transport on airplanes.

    • @markfrost2707
      @markfrost2707 Месяц назад +3

      he wont....welcome to the new America

    • @mikekolokowsky
      @mikekolokowsky Месяц назад +7

      He was retroactively demoted by the Navy. I don’t know what the AMA can do about his medical license.

    • @eponymousIme
      @eponymousIme Месяц назад +4

      Well, he's already made a name for himself for assaulting the officers who stopped him for impaired driving. The guy's a piece of work.

  • @jandurbin2906
    @jandurbin2906 Месяц назад +2

    SETH....YOU KILL IT AND LOVE YOU'RE NOT AFRAID TO TELL THE TRUTH CONCERNING THE DUMPSTER...GOD BLESS YOU!!!😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @alias093001
    @alias093001 Месяц назад +58

    That ice cream clip is the gift that keeps on giving.

  • @deek6115
    @deek6115 Месяц назад

    The BEST moment of my day!🎉😅

  • @bigstevesmkesbd
    @bigstevesmkesbd Месяц назад

    Good one Seth!

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Месяц назад +65

    "Sucked-up Sean" and "Wacked-out Waters" are my new favorite shock jocks on Fox's "Stupid Says What?"

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Месяц назад +5

      Wacked-out Waters

    • @Spider-Geek916
      @Spider-Geek916 Месяц назад +2

      Waters always looks like he just came second in a Ross Geller cosplay contest.

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 Месяц назад

      ​@@Spider-Geek916 🤣

    • @dianedenham5259
      @dianedenham5259 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@mariegarside8830 : As long as we're making a list I'll add what someone earlier wrote: "Dumbed Down Donald"😅

  • @GrimJerr
    @GrimJerr Месяц назад +249

    That drug list would get any citizen a long stay in a federal prison.

    • @witchypoorose5196
      @witchypoorose5196 Месяц назад +11

      EXACTLY!

    • @kathcasey2090
      @kathcasey2090 Месяц назад +12

      UNLESS it's prescribed by a physician. What did they call their candy Dr. again?

    • @donnawestbrook8992
      @donnawestbrook8992 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@kathcasey2090if it were prescribed by a doctor it would have a patient name and be from a pharmacy, not just be on some generic list, right?

    • @duroxkilo
      @duroxkilo Месяц назад +4

      pause at 12:10 at check out the numbers for just that order alone.. they received 2000 ambien (and that also answers the question 'how can they sleep at night')

    • @anneheimburger3186
      @anneheimburger3186 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@kathcasey2090
      "Ronnie" (Jackson), the Navy just demoted him from an Admiral to captain.

  • @tereseharrington4963
    @tereseharrington4963 Месяц назад

    Spot on Seth🌟

  • @CostlyFiddle
    @CostlyFiddle Месяц назад

    I think i will now that it's not new anymore! 😂😂😂

  • @Mr3DBob
    @Mr3DBob Месяц назад +110

    I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

    • @earthjustice01
      @earthjustice01 Месяц назад

      Jim Jarvish, "Down by Law"

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Месяц назад +2

      According to Fox "Nexs" you're either a child or elderly.

  • @marilynjarvis8228
    @marilynjarvis8228 Месяц назад +178

    Donald's constant sniffing? GQP projects constantly.

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Месяц назад +15

      The orange 🍊 one sniffs and snorts like an addict

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 Месяц назад

      Don jr. is a coke monkey.

    • @itcouldbelupus2842
      @itcouldbelupus2842 Месяц назад

      Coke head Donnie

    • @robbie3333
      @robbie3333 Месяц назад +1

      Joe is the sniffer in chief. Ps...Seth sucks.

    • @it.amuses_me
      @it.amuses_me Месяц назад

      ​​@@robbie3333tRump is a CONVICTED SEXUAL ABUSER with 91 FELONY CHARGES PENDING. Seth Meyers is Awesome!

  • @dobstaable
    @dobstaable Месяц назад

    Oh Lord have Mercy. Those people.

  • @jeniferbentz4261
    @jeniferbentz4261 Месяц назад

    I love the podcast outro

  • @WillDanceAlone2U
    @WillDanceAlone2U Месяц назад +94

    Kudos to the writers. The closing line is a jewel.

  • @Platte96
    @Platte96 Месяц назад +44

    Will always love Seth’s Rudy impression

  • @MeatStew232
    @MeatStew232 Месяц назад +3

    I tried to call your ice cream holster hotline. It's a sham.
    Also, it should be called a coldline.
    Do better, Seth.

  • @garyl.cornelius6955
    @garyl.cornelius6955 Месяц назад

    Laughed so hard. So incredibly accurate.

  • @karine-v
    @karine-v Месяц назад +38

    Im still laughing at the "...or don't "😂

  • @TabethaAurochs
    @TabethaAurochs Месяц назад +65

    "Any mic is a 🔥 mic when I'm spittin', son!"
    💀💀💀

  • @iwaspaidtoflywithyoubatman
    @iwaspaidtoflywithyoubatman Месяц назад +1

    The podcast ending 😂

  • @paulvamos7319
    @paulvamos7319 Месяц назад +1

    😂 Jacked Up Joe does have a certain ring to it! Mix the wrestling and laser eyes going against the dictator 🤣 (make dictator two words and add the mental images together)! 😂

  • @longwayaround7767
    @longwayaround7767 Месяц назад +113

    Seth Meyers. My favorite late night host and the only one I watch. PLEASE KEEP CORRECTIONS, SETH. It is funny af!

    • @thefarworld
      @thefarworld Месяц назад

      He is trash. He can't even recognize tbe Palestinian Holocaust.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Месяц назад +56

    You give my grandpa a full sugar soda pop, and he's suddenly a landscaper... No drugs needed for that kinda pep!

    • @AZtea4UnME
      @AZtea4UnME Месяц назад +11

      That's both funny & sweet 😊

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 Месяц назад

      ​@@AZtea4UnME
      😊😄

    • @Garnet20
      @Garnet20 Месяц назад +3

      Thats nice 😊

  • @Shahoddie56
    @Shahoddie56 Месяц назад

    😂😂😂😂😂 the Rudy G part 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AndreaALenze
    @AndreaALenze Месяц назад

    “Jacked up Joe” I love it! I want it on a t-shirt, to go with my Dark Brandon coffee mug!

  • @cindot2520
    @cindot2520 Месяц назад +52

    Whomever wrote the last joke deserves a bonus for it 😅🤣🤣🤣

    • @fionamackie3357
      @fionamackie3357 Месяц назад +5

      I'll have me a cup of Jacked Up Joe😂 Seriously, if coffee shops in NY don't start calling a coffee that, I'll be surprised.
      Calling Biden names hasn't worked out too well for them so far. He's literally gone Dark Brandon on them😂

  • @sharamrock2580
    @sharamrock2580 Месяц назад

    Love love love Seth Meyers and everyone enjoying his: "Closer Look".

  • @eric2500
    @eric2500 Месяц назад +34

    Thank you, Seth, for defending the enjoyment of ice cream!
    Jeez, what a world!

    • @rw3423
      @rw3423 Месяц назад

      Seth is crazy funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @Whatzzzz999
    @Whatzzzz999 Месяц назад

    Go Seth go! Brilliant.

  • @artprep2547
    @artprep2547 Месяц назад +2

    I'm kind of stunned ...where is the compilation clip of Trump sweaty and sniffing over and over and over..

  • @c.a.t.732
    @c.a.t.732 Месяц назад +25

    "Jacked-up, angry, bitterly divisive"? That's pretty much the Abominable Showman in a nutshell.

  • @KyuuTomoyaki
    @KyuuTomoyaki Месяц назад +27

    I am literally eating ice cream right now as I watch this. EVERYONE LIGHTS UP FOR ICE CREAM! EVERYONE!!!!!

    • @kieranhair37
      @kieranhair37 Месяц назад

      Should I call 911 or do you have Life Alert?