The last time they debated was such a lesson in frustration. I was yelling at the TV, "SOMEONE TURN HIS ****ING MICROPHONE OFF!!" I think the only way to make this bearable is to have specified microphone time, so well done Joe for specifying that.
Trump will try to weasel out of that. He only accepted initially so he doesn't look scared. Now watch him come up with a hundred qualifications and conditions that are absurd so he can claim, "well I told Biden I'd debate him, but he had all these unfair rules, this is the first presidential debate where they wanted to cut off a former president's mic! They're trying to take mah freedum o' speech!" This is Trump's modus operandi. First, act like, sure, no big deal, Trump is big man. Then, in the shadows, WHINE and WHINE and WHINE. Also, not just in the shadows, but openly at rallies, because below 80 IQ.
To paraphrase Shannon Alder, debating Trump is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to poop on the board and strut around like it won anyway.
The mike cutting out, is genius. Using a studio and no audience keeps it to the substance. It's the only way this could be anything real. Absolute boundaries are everything.
Has the potential to be a slam dunk. Biden's writers are better at the burns, but Trumputin's writer--himself since his ego won't allow anyone else to share the "glory"--won't accept his inevitable defeat.
One really happy dog! If you want to see the funniest agility, look up Olly at Crufts. Few years ago now, but Olly is a rescue dog who has his own particular style ... :)
2:48 Stephen, I really appreciate the way you commit to the bit when it comes to *Mime.* When you pull an imaginary object out of nowhere, you treat it like a real physical object, until you pass it off to some invisible person. Every. Single. Time. I've been watching this shtick for what? Two decades? And it's always flawless. You always hold the form until it's out of your hands. Bravo.
Yep. Like a typical narcissist, when things arent going their way they do the passive aggressive you dont exist tactic. What a pathetic fragile man. But given the extremely low level of emotional maturity exhibited by his cult they will eat it up.
Faking sleep seems likely. It's basically Trump disrespecting the entire court. The judge should make them wake Trump up and censor him each time for not taking the trial seriously. He shouldn't be allowed to sleep during the trial.
Savage? Against a guy who actually wanted to execute leakers and said Mike Pence deserves to be hanged? Trump wants Biden jailed at least and Biden goes with Wednesdays? That's not gonna work, Biden is losing more and more in polls and he clearly should fire his joke writters.
@@gamepapa1211 Jeez you are delusional. Absolutely destroy? Stormy was talking about his mushroom penis and Trump was sleeping. Biden's "swipe" was pathetic and that's why he's losing - he's a terrible communicator, he's old and frail and uninspiring.
Stephen when I saw the title of the video “Trump accepts Bidens debate conditions,” All I could do was think of how “Trump still won’t accept the 2020 election results!!”
Watching that dog ace the agility course put the biggest "damn" smile on my face. That we have such beautiful relationships with these amazing animal partners is truly a blessing. With that truth in mind the only word to descibe what Kristi Noem did to that poor young puppy is psychopathic.
I knew a Kristi Noem joke was lurking around the corner there (as Kristi Noem does when puppies and kittens are around), but I didn't anticipate quite how they would implement it. Well done!
Thank goodness!!! They should of conducted debates this way all the time to give each candidate a chance to answer the questions without interruptions. VOTE BLUE all the way in Rovember! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
When Trump said he couldn’t answer the question about whether he would testify, why wasn’t there an immediate chorus from the media in reply saying “ That’s BS, Mr Trump”, then ask him again?
I don’t understand why the media doesn’t call him out on his bs. Why are people so terrified of a bully? Guys like trump are nothing but thin skinned PABs. (Thanks Chrissy!😘)
Because American journalists don't have the guts to either ask their politicians tough questions then demand truthful answers or interrupt when the candidate begins to lie.
@@thomasbraeking6225 Nimble is a Border Collie - Papillon mix. I myself have a Papillon who is now 8 years old and I'm always sad not more people know about them.
@@adrianaheiler9794Thank you. I had to look up "papillon" and as soon as I saw a picture I said "Oh. Them.", one of the few toy breeds NOT inbred into sociopathic terrors. 🙂 Not being "fashionable" is a dog's best friend, keeps them in the hands of responsible breeders and out of 'puppy mills'.💙
Steven you made me spit out my morning coffee all over my laptop with that "Krisi Noem was one of the judges" line!!!!! OMG....you are a treasure!!!!! hahahahahaaaa
ABSOLUTELY! However, I don't think there's enough time, even from now until doomsday, to fact-check Trump's plethora of fibs, which he'll surely tell in the debates. It would require a Herculean effort to do so.
@@chadm17 "HELLO! MY NAME IS DESPERATE NON-SEQUITUR! WHAT'S YOUR NAME???" -- you I don't believe that this is a serious question. Just pathetic lying excuses. If you don't have anything serious to say then don't bother saying anything at all. What do you think this is, SNL?
Blue wasn’t a bad reason before Biden but if you still believe Blue is reason, you are lost. Look at the tens of millions who were blue before and now have gone red.
"I can't testify, because I'm on a gag order"...😂😂🤣 And this is the person who thinks he'd be the better President, he truly can't talk unless he has a crowd behind him, and speaking intelligentially isn't within his vulgarity.
In what universe do you see someone being gagged by a court order and you correlate him to being unable to speak without "his cronies". What the actual fuck is wrong with you people, seriously. You're beyond facetious it's insane. I've never seen such delusion anywhere else on the internet. Not even fucking 4chan. Y'all are something else.
@ik7482 Hi!! Yes, you are right. He would lie on the stand, but the Bible, especially Trump's bible would miraculously ignite with flames as he testifies.
I also imagine those mics are not going to be on in between when it's not your turn. Honestly it's about time he doesn't interrupt people and learn how debates are supposed to work! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
People need to wake up, that's the Orcas environment and they're pissed about all the noise and plastic pollution. They should hope that the blue whale and other big whales don't get involved lol . Between them , dolphins and and sharks things could get pretty scary if they decided to join forces.
Yep, they can pay someone to stand in line for them. Actually, it's kinda late, unless they do it Thursday or Friday - if Cohen's evidence continues that far. I think the jury will be charged Monday or Tuesday.
Joe may not have the best writers in the business, but when he challenged Donnie to a debate, the "I hear you're free on Wednesdays" line was top notch!
The LNSM crew couldn't have done it better... but for a whole debate's worth of zingers, Joe's team should at least consider bringing LNSM writers on board as consultants.
Don’t know about y’all, but I like my President to be a gentleman who cares about people, tries to do the right thing, and has a heart and brain instead of one who’s currently sitting in court for 1 of the 91 crimes he definitely committed.
The truly funny thing is that Donnie's bloated ego has him convinced that he can debate Biden and come out on top. "I know more than anybody, and I have the best words. How can I lose?" In court, he has lawyers who ensure that he doesn't say stupid shit ... but they can't keep him off the debate stage.
Ask a question, answer the question. Pretty neutral. Dotard makes everything contentious, as he won't answer question. Faux News can't fix that! Also that darn whine. Whine, whine, whine, whine whine. Ugh.
I'm wondering if the rules for English grammar.And sentence structure. Changed over the last several decades.Because it seems like. These days. An awful lot of people don't seem to know the difference between when to use a comma. Or a period.
That won't matter because the world is going to see trump over-talking and over-shouting Biden and quite a lot of folks are going to take Biden's calm, logical, demeanor for weakness in the face of trump's "strong" bully-boy tactics. Strategically, these debates are a VERY BAD idea for Biden but it's done and all we can do now is pray for rain.
"I hear you're free on Wednesdays" and "I'll bring my own plane, I'll be keeping it 4 more years". OOOOOH! Get Stinky Don some aloe vera, cuz he just got BURNED!!! 😂
But no Mike rule would’ve changed everything for Hillary Clinton I couldn’t believe that the moderators did not stop Trump from acting like a schoolboy bully.
I don't know that it's such a good idea to debate Trump. Look what happened last time a world leader took an evil clown seriously: Neville Chamberlain lost his job and WWII ensued.
stunning and brave is also one way to see american enthusiasm about either crappy choice they have and them thinking it will bring any iota of respect to them as a nation rather than just a continuing rocket downwards.
I've been making money hand over fist this man is so atypical sociopathic narcissist. A smart person could play him like a fiddle anyway I have $500 down on this one I haven't lost one yet
' i hear you're free on wednesdays ' up there with ' oh just shut up, man ' & kimmel's ' isn't it past your jail time? ' 🤣🤣🤣
"I hear you're free on Wednesdays." 👏😆👏😂
"Let's get ready to ramble." 👏🤣👏😄
I wish the moderators would invite Anthony Hopkins in for a brief moment.
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Love it !! Great line ( Hear Your Free on Wednesdays) Love Our President !! Vote Blue !!💙💙
The last time they debated was such a lesson in frustration. I was yelling at the TV, "SOMEONE TURN HIS ****ING MICROPHONE OFF!!" I think the only way to make this bearable is to have specified microphone time, so well done Joe for specifying that.
"Shut up, man."
That’s part of the rules too.
I kept looking behind me. The creep force is strong with trump. 🫣😆
Trump will try to weasel out of that. He only accepted initially so he doesn't look scared. Now watch him come up with a hundred qualifications and conditions that are absurd so he can claim, "well I told Biden I'd debate him, but he had all these unfair rules, this is the first presidential debate where they wanted to cut off a former president's mic! They're trying to take mah freedum o' speech!"
This is Trump's modus operandi. First, act like, sure, no big deal, Trump is big man. Then, in the shadows, WHINE and WHINE and WHINE. Also, not just in the shadows, but openly at rallies, because below 80 IQ.
trump won’t abide by the mic off rule.
“Mano a mango” was next level clever. Kudos to the writers.
Irish ire against Fat Mango.
“Plating the napoleons” was a miracle of artistry!!😁
There should be a cutoff as a standard feature on all Trump's microphones.
"I hear you're free on Wednesdays.." that was really good lol 😂
That dog is the fastest thing I’ve seen on four legs! The owner/handler must be so proud! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I have a border Collie, brilliant, my precious love!
it's amazing what a little meth can do
That was amazing!
Animals are the best 🥰🥰🥰
"I hear you're free on Wednesdays"! Brutal! 😅😂🤣
The debate should have a fact checking dunk tank.
And pie throwing.
If that’s the case, might as well leave Donald Trump and it😂
Oh, what a visual! I love it!
That might cure Donald of lying...for a day.
I love that visual too. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻💙🔷💙🔷
To paraphrase Shannon Alder, debating Trump is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to poop on the board and strut around like it won anyway.
Oh! Good analogy
😂
"Four... more... years.... pause?"
-Biden
lol
"I am under a gag order so, unfortunately, I will not be able to participate in the debates." 😂
From your fingers to Donald's mouth, now all that's left is taking bets on how long it takes him.
Yeah, I'll believe, he shows up to the debates, when the debates actually start with him on the stage.
Olbermann has already predicted that Trump will chicken out last minute
Haha ZING!
You've called it.
That will totally be his excuse.
Dark Brandon really hit Trump where it hurts with that “I hear you’re free on Wednesdays.” zinger.
Napoleon plating for the win !! 😂😂😂😂
He should've had his sunglasses on with red dot eyes and a smile.
The mike cutting out, is genius. Using a studio and no audience keeps it to the substance. It's the only way this could be anything real. Absolute boundaries are everything.
Cutting the mic won’t work for T..,, he will just shout at the top of his lungs!……… they need to set up sound proof booths on stage!
That line is as nice as the line " isn't it past your jail time?" Thank you Jimmy K, you are a King!
A king? He’s repeated that line a few dozen times already. Is the sign of a good comedian how many times you repeat the same joke?
spit out my drink while watching the border collie run & you cut in w/ the Kristi Noem joke…good one 😉
Stephen Colbert, you made my day when you pretended Trump's microphone had no sound. 🤣🤣🤣
Very funny!!!
"I heard you're free on Wednesday's" is a 4th degree burn!😎
It even broke the 4th wall
Call the burn unit, we got inbound
How much they pay you to write this.🤔
Wonder who came up with it, definitely wasn't him
I wonder who writes President Biden lines. Whoever it is, they're good
"I hear you're free on Wednesdays."
Zing! It doesn't get much better than that. Go Joe!
He might not be free in October. Any October. Or at all if there is any justice left for the uber-rich in America.
I’ll buy that t-shirt, I hope they make them.
Yeah go Joe, go to JAIL where you belong!
Has the potential to be a slam dunk. Biden's writers are better at the burns, but Trumputin's writer--himself since his ego won't allow anyone else to share the "glory"--won't accept his inevitable defeat.
Zing him, President Biden!
😂 "I hear you're free on Wednesdays." Should be a logo on a blue hat. 😊
I believe Meidas touch has a blue Tshirt that says Free on Wednesdays.
Oh I love how that dog jumped into her owner's arms at the end.. wow
One really happy dog! If you want to see the funniest agility, look up Olly at Crufts. Few years ago now, but Olly is a rescue dog who has his own particular style ... :)
2:48 Stephen, I really appreciate the way you commit to the bit when it comes to *Mime.*
When you pull an imaginary object out of nowhere, you treat it like a real physical object, until you pass it off to some invisible person.
Every. Single. Time.
I've been watching this shtick for what? Two decades? And it's always flawless. You always hold the form until it's out of your hands. Bravo.
I found it fun the first two times, then it just became a corny cliche.
"And scene"
I really like it too.
He’s not sleeping, he’s “ignoring”, the way a kid does- closes their eyes and pretends that he’s invisible! 😅
I don't think that attitude will go down well with the jury.
Yep. Like a typical narcissist, when things arent going their way they do the passive aggressive you dont exist tactic. What a pathetic fragile man. But given the extremely low level of emotional maturity exhibited by his cult they will eat it up.
Clearly.
When the jury sees Chump looking all meek and defeated, they know they're looking at a guilty man.
Faking sleep seems likely. It's basically Trump disrespecting the entire court. The judge should make them wake Trump up and censor him each time for not taking the trial seriously. He shouldn't be allowed to sleep during the trial.
I actually love the idea of the mics cutting off when their time limit expires. I’ve been wanting them to do that for years!
Perhaps using AI to cut off the the debate when it veers into BS territory: ChatGOP 😊
@@wellingtoncrescent2480 Rule#1, AI does what it is told.
Savage! Mr President Savage!
That was awesome footage of the agility winner!!! Thank you!
And the joke was fair game, even if the dog isn't.
President Biden: Donald, I hear you're free on Wednesdays...
Judge Merchan: maybe not for long...
🤞🏾
"I hear you're free on Wednesdays."
*Savage.*
That's was actually rather courteous. Passive aggressive at the most.
When you're a gentleman like Biden, you don't need swear words and name-calling to absolutely destroy your foes.
Savage? Against a guy who actually wanted to execute leakers and said Mike Pence deserves to be hanged? Trump wants Biden jailed at least and Biden goes with Wednesdays? That's not gonna work, Biden is losing more and more in polls and he clearly should fire his joke writters.
@@gamepapa1211 Jeez you are delusional. Absolutely destroy? Stormy was talking about his mushroom penis and Trump was sleeping. Biden's "swipe" was pathetic and that's why he's losing - he's a terrible communicator, he's old and frail and uninspiring.
Dark Brandon rides again...
I liked Anthony Blinken’s performance! It’s good to see someone with a good sense of humor. “Keep on rocking for a free world”
Stephen when I saw the title of the video “Trump accepts Bidens debate conditions,” All I could do was think of how “Trump still won’t accept the 2020 election results!!”
Good one😅
He can’t. His health.
Those thoughts are now in our Limbic system.
Yep I agree...
...he won't even take the stand in his own trial. 😂
Watching that dog ace the agility course put the biggest "damn" smile on my face. That we have such beautiful relationships with these amazing animal partners is truly a blessing. With that truth in mind the only word to descibe what Kristi Noem did to that poor young puppy is psychopathic.
100%
she looks demonic as well.
Mixed-breeds RULE! And, Stephen...you don't *get* a dog to run that fast. They just *want* to.
That said, that dog deserved a moment on the DAMN! Cam!
That dog harnessed his zoomies for that!
Don't be too hasty. She could be a sociopath. 🤔
It's about time President Biden kicks it up a notch. Well done! 👍
Another Great Monologue!!! You Rule Colbert!!!
"I'm being told one of the judges is Kristi Noem." Frickin brilliant! My compliments to the writers 👏
I knew a Kristi Noem joke was lurking around the corner there (as Kristi Noem does when puppies and kittens are around), but I didn't anticipate quite how they would implement it. Well done!
LOL
🙂
😂😂
I actually lol'd 😂
So pleased about Biden' s rules when they debate, I know who I'm cheering on, the True 💙 Blues
Colbert and the entire team is crushing it. Multiple LOLs.
This time, they need to strictly control the mics. Otherwise, Donald Duck will turn it into another food fight.
Thank goodness!!! They should of conducted debates this way all the time to give each candidate a chance to answer the questions without interruptions.
VOTE BLUE all the way in Rovember! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
I love me some Dark Brandon sass! You tell that bully, Mr President! You’re the man! Vote All Blue for integrity, sanity, and stability!🌊🇺🇸💙
I love Biden’s Wednesday comment!!!
"I hear you're free on Wednesdays" is maybe the greatest presidential zinger of all time
When Trump said he couldn’t answer the question about whether he would testify, why wasn’t there an immediate chorus from the media in reply saying “ That’s BS, Mr Trump”, then ask him again?
I was thinking exactly the same thing. We need reporters with a helluva lot more jam than most of these shrinking violets.
Because corporate media wants Trump in office.
I don’t understand why the media doesn’t call him out on his bs. Why are people so terrified of a bully? Guys like trump are nothing but thin skinned PABs. (Thanks Chrissy!😘)
Because American journalists don't have the guts to either ask their politicians tough questions then demand truthful answers or interrupt when the candidate begins to lie.
“And Mr Trump, given the fact that what you just said is verifiably false, will you answer the previous question again?”
Man that dog running the obstacle course was frickin awesome
The Noem comment was on target
"Mixed breed" of WHAT? Border collie and Jack Russell?
All the hyper energy of a Chihuahua or Pomeranian without the psychotic sociopathy. 😁
@@thomasbraeking6225 Nimble is a Border Collie - Papillon mix. I myself have a Papillon who is now 8 years old and I'm always sad not more people know about them.
@@adrianaheiler9794Thank you.
I had to look up "papillon" and as soon as I saw a picture I said "Oh. Them.", one of the few toy breeds NOT inbred into sociopathic terrors. 🙂
Not being "fashionable" is a dog's best friend, keeps them in the hands of responsible breeders and out of 'puppy mills'.💙
It all comes down to motivation.
LOCK HIM UP !!! LOCK HIM UP !!! WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG ?
'cus it's in america and the system was designed to prevent that outcome.
Orcas are the greatest hunters in the sea. They hunt in packs and are smart as hell.
Steven you made me spit out my morning coffee all over my laptop with that "Krisi Noem was one of the judges" line!!!!! OMG....you are a treasure!!!!! hahahahahaaaa
I'll bet all the spare change in my desk drawer that Chumpy finds an excuse to back out of the debates.
We are right behind you Joe let's go blue
The debate should be immediately followed by a report from fact checkers and a tally of lies told
As soon as #LiarDon opens his mouth, fact-checkers should be deployed and the truth stated repeatedly.
They should add a live lie counter in the corner of the screen.
Absolutely! 👍 ❤
ABSOLUTELY! However, I don't think there's enough time, even from now until doomsday, to fact-check Trump's plethora of fibs, which he'll surely tell in the debates. It would require a Herculean effort to do so.
@@TiggerToo27 he may be going for a world record for lies per minute
Remember, folks: Blue for Reason, Red for Treason
Love your saying! Hope you don't mind if I use it to describe the up coming election!😊
Blue for reason? What’s the reason for sending 175 billion to Ukraine when we have the biggest homeless population?
@@chadm17 "HELLO! MY NAME IS DESPERATE NON-SEQUITUR! WHAT'S YOUR NAME???" -- you
I don't believe that this is a serious question. Just pathetic lying excuses. If you don't have anything serious to say then don't bother saying anything at all. What do you think this is, SNL?
Blue wasn’t a bad reason before Biden but if you still believe Blue is reason, you are lost. Look at the tens of millions who were blue before and now have gone red.
@@chadm17bc we are crippling one of our greatest enemies with mostly old military gear. Look at the explanation Adam Mockler gave regarding the issue
"I hear you're free on Wednesdays." is fucking cold.
You mean fucking gold, right?
And deserved.
"Absolute zero" cold. 🥶 🤣
and… Loving it.
Yeah...doncha love it???
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. 😂The Pantamine was off the hook! Hahaahah. Much props to your writer's. You're killing it. 👏 Thank you.
I thought that it's "LET'S GET READY TO GRUMBLE!!!!!!". 😄
"I can't testify, because I'm on a gag order"...😂😂🤣
And this is the person who thinks he'd be the better President, he truly can't talk unless he has a crowd behind him, and speaking intelligentially isn't within his vulgarity.
he would lie on the stand.
In what universe do you see someone being gagged by a court order and you correlate him to being unable to speak without "his cronies". What the actual fuck is wrong with you people, seriously. You're beyond facetious it's insane. I've never seen such delusion anywhere else on the internet. Not even fucking 4chan. Y'all are something else.
@ik7482 Hi!! Yes, you are right. He would lie on the stand, but the Bible, especially Trump's bible would miraculously ignite with flames as he testifies.
I burst out laughing when I read "isn't within his vulgarity". Excellent wordplay! 👍😂
"I hear you're free on Wednesdays." Is the best line yet!
I also imagine those mics are not going to be on in between when it's not your turn. Honestly it's about time he doesn't interrupt people and learn how debates are supposed to work! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Debate moderators should have the ability to mute Trump’s microphone at any time.
For the entire debate
@@ThekingmakerNahhhhhh
Biden stated that as a condition for the debate
Specifically, that mics are cut when speakers time is up
@@nathanaelsegura2535 it would cut down on about 93% of the lies told in the universe on at least that night.
Yea when he rants about nothing but Bidens, Hillary and Obama.
The writers outdid themselves tonight and Stephen took his physical humor to new heights. Bravo all!
The dog in the agility cut was not a mixed breed...purebred Border Collie.
Orcas be like "HEY fix the Environment already"
People need to wake up, that's the Orcas environment and they're pissed about all the noise and plastic pollution. They should hope that the blue whale and other big whales don't get involved lol . Between them , dolphins and and sharks things could get pretty scary if they decided to join forces.
Orcas are very intelligent. How about stop pissing them off? Oh did we damage your pollution spewing yacht?
THAT FREAKING DOG WAS UNBELIEVABLE!!!
typical aussie border collie
That freaking judge is unbelievable, too.
I was impressed! Only time my dog ever ran that fast was when he was heading for the food dish.
low bar disbelief, given the other unbelievable horrors america lets out daily.
So great! I could barely follow that dog, it was so fast. Respect!
By moving forward with this TRAITOR, it reveals how SICK America has become. Debates? Sick joke.
Auto mic cut off is gonna KILL Donnie. He will not know what to do or how to handle it. I am here for it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He will do a Marcel Marceau impression of playing the piano accordion.
Nah, he’ll just yell louder. Need a soundproof booth.
I'm going to find it interesting to see how they've medicated him will it be uppers or downers or one of those special cocktails
After that first debate, which was a shitshow, there’s really no other way.
...needs to be enhanced with a doggy zapper collar 😂
Stephen, John, Seth and Jimmy - please go to court every day!
That would be epic
And wear "Obama Brand" tan suits!
Yep, they can pay someone to stand in line for them. Actually, it's kinda late, unless they do it Thursday or Friday - if Cohen's evidence continues that far. I think the jury will be charged Monday or Tuesday.
Or at least once.
you want them to have legal trouble? Trump support or just dumb sentence?
Why is Colbert so damn good?!!! The mime!!!! So good!!
From trump, it's more like: "Let's get ready to mumble!".
Biden, let's get ready to stumble lol.
Had to srry I hate trump but that was a lay up for some trumpturd.
😂😂😂😂
bumble
Loved the Noem pay-off. I didn't see that one coming.
I love when Steven gets the band laughing. The leader’s laugh is infectious
Joe may not have the best writers in the business, but when he challenged Donnie to a debate, the "I hear you're free on Wednesdays" line was top notch!
Yeah I literally loled
Can you explain the joke, why Wednesdays?
@@den_skTrump’s ongoing trial is not in session on Wednesdays.
The LNSM crew couldn't have done it better... but for a whole debate's worth of zingers, Joe's team should at least consider bringing LNSM writers on board as consultants.
@@den_sk that's the one day during the week trump isn't in court
😂😂😂 he’s clearly watched how we pastry folks plate desserts. Dip that knife in hot water, shake off the water, wipe it down then cut and plate. Repeat
And holding the pastry bag correctly to dollop some whipped cream on top. I’d hire him any day!
I was just about to make the same comment
I bet those napoleons taste lighter than air.
On a recent episode, Stephan and Desi Lydic were discussing/comparing waiting experiences.
Look it up, the exchange was hilarious!
"I hear you're free on Wednesdays" might just fit on one of those red baseball caps.
but you've passed the 4 letter word reading limit they have.
“I hear you’re free on Wednesdays.”
Best president ever!
Don’t know about y’all, but I like my President to be a gentleman who cares about people, tries to do the right thing, and has a heart and brain instead of one who’s currently sitting in court for 1 of the 91 crimes he definitely committed.
He’s currently sitting in court for 34 of his charged crimes.
Try to never vote for a convicted rapist.
To add to the guy above me, the total is down from 91 since McAfee dismissed some of Willis' charges.
Yes, please! I'll have what he's having! Oh my GOD!
can we please stop acting like either of these men deserve our adulation?
I hear you’re free on Wednesdays !!! Priceless😍
President Biden’s delivery was spot on 😂😂
Stephen Colbert, you & your crew are treasures, thanks for almost making me pee 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
The truly funny thing is that Donnie's bloated ego has him convinced that he can debate Biden and come out on top. "I know more than anybody, and I have the best words. How can I lose?"
In court, he has lawyers who ensure that he doesn't say stupid shit ... but they can't keep him off the debate stage.
Mix breeds rule!!!!!❤
Also. Go Orcas!!!! Take back the sea!!!!
ORCAS: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
What a good puppy!! 💗💗💗🐾🐾
Waiting for Trump to try and weasel his way out of the debates while claiming something or other isn’t fair about them.
That plating napoleons bit was *chef's kiss* peak Colbert. He's so good!
This show should be two hours long. We deserve more Colbert.
Sure.... but does Colbert deserve Colbert? He's a good guy. Give him a break.
I’d be happy if Colbert had a show on Fridays.
another american thinking they deserve the world, who knew.
Genius mime. Our Steve just rocks. It's what he does. ❤
Steven the mime bit was hilarious
I think the BBC should moderate the debate to have a neutral third party
I'm guessing that doesn't happen since the risk of foreign election interference completely outweighs the bias of American news media.
How do you know that BBC is neutral?
I think that would be an excellent idea.
Ask a question, answer the question. Pretty neutral. Dotard makes everything contentious, as he won't answer question. Faux News can't fix that! Also that darn whine. Whine, whine, whine, whine whine. Ugh.
Or one of America's Presidential Historians.
Take the stand Donnie, we all need a laugh🤣🤣
The orcas continue to be on the right side of history.
That's actually starboard side.
They're fighting for their freedom & i support it
Imagine all the other whales, dolphins and sharks decided to join up with the orcas? That'd really send mankind a message.
Wild animals attacking people.
“World’s angriest Mime” and the hand motions! 😂😂😂😂
I have never loved President Biden more! Zing!
If Biden is as sharp as he was for the State of the Union, He will kick the Orange Mussolini's ass!🎉
A rock would kick drumpf's orange ass.
My dog has IQ enough to debate politics against Trump and win. 🤷
I'm wondering if the rules for English grammar.And sentence structure. Changed over the last several decades.Because it seems like. These days. An awful lot of people don't seem to know the difference between when to use a comma. Or a period.
this was funny 15 years ago on comdey central
That won't matter because the world is going to see trump over-talking and over-shouting Biden and quite a lot of folks are going to take Biden's calm, logical, demeanor for weakness in the face of trump's "strong" bully-boy tactics. Strategically, these debates are a VERY BAD idea for Biden but it's done and all we can do now is pray for rain.
Stephen hits the spot on the dog and the dog killer. So pure.
"I hear you're free on Wednesdays" and "I'll bring my own plane, I'll be keeping it 4 more years". OOOOOH! Get Stinky Don some aloe vera, cuz he just got BURNED!!! 😂
Put trump in a soundproof room during the debate.
And take the camera off him when it's not his turn to speak. He never follows rules, and has no self-control.
@@alex35agm Solitary confinement
Glass holding cell.
@@ajdailey3698 No toilet. A Home Depot bucket and one copy of 'The Art of the Deal' to wipe with.
They would need to do it for both of them even though JB wouldn’t need it.
But no Mike rule would’ve changed everything for Hillary Clinton
I couldn’t believe that the moderators did not stop Trump from acting like a schoolboy bully.
Agreed 👍🏽
And that's it about Biden. He was bullied early in his life for his stuttering, so will easily deal with any such tactics from Trump.
I don't know that it's such a good idea to debate Trump. Look what happened last time a world leader took an evil clown seriously: Neville Chamberlain lost his job and WWII ensued.
It’s mic, not Mike. I had to re-read that so many times for it to make sense lol.
Good manners are a bridge too far for the Orange Slime.
“Let’s debate. But no live audience.”
…stunning and brave.
stunning and brave is also one way to see american enthusiasm about either crappy choice they have and them thinking it will bring any iota of respect to them as a nation rather than just a continuing rocket downwards.
The silent bit runs from 8:10 to 8:50 and is 30 seconds of some of Stephen's very best work. There must be some kind of Emmy award just for that.
His pantomime skills are poetry in motion! Well done, Stephen! 👏👏👏
The camera guy trying and failing not to laugh was the best part of this.
DJT will chicken out 100%.
Don't forget about the bone spurs. Very painful, those. Oh, and there must be a graduation ceremony somewhere, surely...
@@kurofune.uragabaydon’t forget about the asthma.
I've been making money hand over fist this man is so atypical sociopathic narcissist. A smart person could play him like a fiddle anyway I have $500 down on this one I haven't lost one yet
@@mainStream-user Yup, and the dom will be by to put that gag on him, shortly.
Well he is 60% KFC
No one man should have this much funny. Love you Stephen!
Trump's debating style is "Let's get ready to mumble" 😂😂😂