Trump Accepts Biden’s Debate Conditions | Blinken Disappoints Neil Young Fans | Orcas Attack!

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @pennygleeson5029
    @pennygleeson5029 5 месяцев назад +72

    ' i hear you're free on wednesdays ' up there with ' oh just shut up, man ' & kimmel's ' isn't it past your jail time? ' 🤣🤣🤣

  • @annestewart5741
    @annestewart5741 5 месяцев назад +140

    "I hear you're free on Wednesdays." 👏😆👏😂
    "Let's get ready to ramble." 👏🤣👏😄

    • @vivianjones9749
      @vivianjones9749 5 месяцев назад +1

      I wish the moderators would invite Anthony Hopkins in for a brief moment.

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 5 месяцев назад

      @@vivianjones9749
      👏😂

  • @76RoseBudq
    @76RoseBudq 5 месяцев назад +61

    Love it !! Great line ( Hear Your Free on Wednesdays) Love Our President !! Vote Blue !!💙💙

  • @irvyne6111
    @irvyne6111 5 месяцев назад +200

    The last time they debated was such a lesson in frustration. I was yelling at the TV, "SOMEONE TURN HIS ****ING MICROPHONE OFF!!" I think the only way to make this bearable is to have specified microphone time, so well done Joe for specifying that.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 5 месяцев назад +10

      "Shut up, man."

    • @yoshiclubcaptainfeerick7750
      @yoshiclubcaptainfeerick7750 5 месяцев назад +4

      That’s part of the rules too.

    • @UrbanHiker317
      @UrbanHiker317 5 месяцев назад +2

      I kept looking behind me. The creep force is strong with trump. 🫣😆

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 5 месяцев назад

      Trump will try to weasel out of that. He only accepted initially so he doesn't look scared. Now watch him come up with a hundred qualifications and conditions that are absurd so he can claim, "well I told Biden I'd debate him, but he had all these unfair rules, this is the first presidential debate where they wanted to cut off a former president's mic! They're trying to take mah freedum o' speech!"
      This is Trump's modus operandi. First, act like, sure, no big deal, Trump is big man. Then, in the shadows, WHINE and WHINE and WHINE. Also, not just in the shadows, but openly at rallies, because below 80 IQ.

    • @ileac7122
      @ileac7122 5 месяцев назад +3

      trump won’t abide by the mic off rule.

  • @kmw4359
    @kmw4359 5 месяцев назад +85

    “Mano a mango” was next level clever. Kudos to the writers.

  • @Schlemiel-schlimazel
    @Schlemiel-schlimazel 5 месяцев назад +40

    “Plating the napoleons” was a miracle of artistry!!😁

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 5 месяцев назад +82

    There should be a cutoff as a standard feature on all Trump's microphones.

  • @bmay282
    @bmay282 5 месяцев назад +163

    "I hear you're free on Wednesdays.." that was really good lol 😂

  • @saundrajohnson1571
    @saundrajohnson1571 5 месяцев назад +72

    That dog is the fastest thing I’ve seen on four legs! The owner/handler must be so proud! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @rsteeb
    @rsteeb 5 месяцев назад +58

    "I hear you're free on Wednesdays"! Brutal! 😅😂🤣

  • @davewitter6565
    @davewitter6565 5 месяцев назад +237

    The debate should have a fact checking dunk tank.

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 5 месяцев назад +17

      And pie throwing.

    • @josesanabria3813
      @josesanabria3813 5 месяцев назад +8

      If that’s the case, might as well leave Donald Trump and it😂

    • @katherinekurzius290
      @katherinekurzius290 5 месяцев назад +15

      Oh, what a visual! I love it!

    • @lindayanez9519
      @lindayanez9519 5 месяцев назад +4

      That might cure Donald of lying...for a day.

    • @nc1807
      @nc1807 5 месяцев назад +5

      I love that visual too. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻💙🔷💙🔷

  • @TurtleDave
    @TurtleDave 5 месяцев назад +192

    To paraphrase Shannon Alder, debating Trump is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird is going to poop on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

  • @thedeejaeebee5babee
    @thedeejaeebee5babee 5 месяцев назад +224

    "I am under a gag order so, unfortunately, I will not be able to participate in the debates." 😂

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 5 месяцев назад +7

      From your fingers to Donald's mouth, now all that's left is taking bets on how long it takes him.

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, I'll believe, he shows up to the debates, when the debates actually start with him on the stage.

    • @WackadoodleMalarkey
      @WackadoodleMalarkey 5 месяцев назад +3

      Olbermann has already predicted that Trump will chicken out last minute

    • @Jack_Wolfe
      @Jack_Wolfe 5 месяцев назад +4

      Haha ZING!

    • @RshadowA
      @RshadowA 5 месяцев назад +4

      You've called it.
      That will totally be his excuse.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 5 месяцев назад +416

    Dark Brandon really hit Trump where it hurts with that “I hear you’re free on Wednesdays.” zinger.

    • @deesiobhan
      @deesiobhan 5 месяцев назад +2

      Napoleon plating for the win !! 😂😂😂😂

    • @antrimlariot2386
      @antrimlariot2386 5 месяцев назад +3

      He should've had his sunglasses on with red dot eyes and a smile.

  • @user-gb7vx5qu3h
    @user-gb7vx5qu3h 5 месяцев назад +71

    The mike cutting out, is genius. Using a studio and no audience keeps it to the substance. It's the only way this could be anything real. Absolute boundaries are everything.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 5 месяцев назад +6

      Cutting the mic won’t work for T..,, he will just shout at the top of his lungs!……… they need to set up sound proof booths on stage!

  • @bmogs1720
    @bmogs1720 5 месяцев назад +192

    That line is as nice as the line " isn't it past your jail time?" Thank you Jimmy K, you are a King!

    • @Shawn-gr5ww
      @Shawn-gr5ww 5 месяцев назад

      A king? He’s repeated that line a few dozen times already. Is the sign of a good comedian how many times you repeat the same joke?

  • @labethspain7936
    @labethspain7936 5 месяцев назад +42

    spit out my drink while watching the border collie run & you cut in w/ the Kristi Noem joke…good one 😉

  • @14beautifulpeople
    @14beautifulpeople 5 месяцев назад +16

    Stephen Colbert, you made my day when you pretended Trump's microphone had no sound. 🤣🤣🤣
    Very funny!!!

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 5 месяцев назад +1399

    "I heard you're free on Wednesday's" is a 4th degree burn!😎

    • @hiya-de5hd
      @hiya-de5hd 5 месяцев назад +35

      It even broke the 4th wall

    • @juliancrooks3031
      @juliancrooks3031 5 месяцев назад +46

      Call the burn unit, we got inbound

    • @martezrichardson6693
      @martezrichardson6693 5 месяцев назад +6

      How much they pay you to write this.🤔

    • @calebh3010
      @calebh3010 5 месяцев назад +2

      Wonder who came up with it, definitely wasn't him

    • @MaryYund-q4x
      @MaryYund-q4x 5 месяцев назад +23

      I wonder who writes President Biden lines. Whoever it is, they're good

  • @JohnnyAngel8
    @JohnnyAngel8 5 месяцев назад +841

    "I hear you're free on Wednesdays."
    Zing! It doesn't get much better than that. Go Joe!

    • @mauricegold9377
      @mauricegold9377 5 месяцев назад +29

      He might not be free in October. Any October. Or at all if there is any justice left for the uber-rich in America.

    • @veronicac2591
      @veronicac2591 5 месяцев назад +28

      I’ll buy that t-shirt, I hope they make them.

    • @Joseph-v5u7w
      @Joseph-v5u7w 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah go Joe, go to JAIL where you belong!

    • @terrierqueen4091
      @terrierqueen4091 5 месяцев назад

      Has the potential to be a slam dunk. Biden's writers are better at the burns, but Trumputin's writer--himself since his ego won't allow anyone else to share the "glory"--won't accept his inevitable defeat.

    • @HelpMeRhonda62
      @HelpMeRhonda62 5 месяцев назад +15

      Zing him, President Biden!

  • @patwagner3694
    @patwagner3694 5 месяцев назад +22

    😂 "I hear you're free on Wednesdays." Should be a logo on a blue hat. 😊

    • @jennaxoxox4821
      @jennaxoxox4821 5 месяцев назад

      I believe Meidas touch has a blue Tshirt that says Free on Wednesdays.

  • @anneduff9294
    @anneduff9294 5 месяцев назад +56

    Oh I love how that dog jumped into her owner's arms at the end.. wow

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 5 месяцев назад +8

      One really happy dog! If you want to see the funniest agility, look up Olly at Crufts. Few years ago now, but Olly is a rescue dog who has his own particular style ... :)

  • @JohnBainbridge0
    @JohnBainbridge0 5 месяцев назад +69

    2:48 Stephen, I really appreciate the way you commit to the bit when it comes to *Mime.*
    When you pull an imaginary object out of nowhere, you treat it like a real physical object, until you pass it off to some invisible person.
    Every. Single. Time.
    I've been watching this shtick for what? Two decades? And it's always flawless. You always hold the form until it's out of your hands. Bravo.

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 5 месяцев назад

      I found it fun the first two times, then it just became a corny cliche.

    • @calumproctor981
      @calumproctor981 5 месяцев назад +4

      "And scene"

    • @dr.kraemer
      @dr.kraemer 5 месяцев назад +3

      I really like it too.

  • @trishalamb138
    @trishalamb138 5 месяцев назад +173

    He’s not sleeping, he’s “ignoring”, the way a kid does- closes their eyes and pretends that he’s invisible! 😅

    • @myriamickx7969
      @myriamickx7969 5 месяцев назад +7

      I don't think that attitude will go down well with the jury.

    • @001singularity
      @001singularity 5 месяцев назад

      Yep. Like a typical narcissist, when things arent going their way they do the passive aggressive you dont exist tactic. What a pathetic fragile man. But given the extremely low level of emotional maturity exhibited by his cult they will eat it up.

    • @hbmjr
      @hbmjr 5 месяцев назад +2

      Clearly.

    • @paulford9120
      @paulford9120 5 месяцев назад +5

      When the jury sees Chump looking all meek and defeated, they know they're looking at a guilty man.

    • @susanrhodes9079
      @susanrhodes9079 5 месяцев назад

      Faking sleep seems likely. It's basically Trump disrespecting the entire court. The judge should make them wake Trump up and censor him each time for not taking the trial seriously. He shouldn't be allowed to sleep during the trial.

  • @auslandermercury972
    @auslandermercury972 5 месяцев назад +43

    I actually love the idea of the mics cutting off when their time limit expires. I’ve been wanting them to do that for years!

    • @wellingtoncrescent2480
      @wellingtoncrescent2480 5 месяцев назад

      Perhaps using AI to cut off the the debate when it veers into BS territory: ChatGOP 😊

    • @kevinmunger1842
      @kevinmunger1842 5 месяцев назад

      @@wellingtoncrescent2480 Rule#1, AI does what it is told.

  • @unknown22384
    @unknown22384 5 месяцев назад +123

    Savage! Mr President Savage!

  • @sparkythancztwise
    @sparkythancztwise 5 месяцев назад +2

    That was awesome footage of the agility winner!!! Thank you!
    And the joke was fair game, even if the dog isn't.

  • @charlie-obrien
    @charlie-obrien 5 месяцев назад +230

    President Biden: Donald, I hear you're free on Wednesdays...
    Judge Merchan: maybe not for long...

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 5 месяцев назад +674

    "I hear you're free on Wednesdays."
    *Savage.*

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 5 месяцев назад +7

      That's was actually rather courteous. Passive aggressive at the most.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 5 месяцев назад +19

      When you're a gentleman like Biden, you don't need swear words and name-calling to absolutely destroy your foes.

    • @holister444
      @holister444 5 месяцев назад

      Savage? Against a guy who actually wanted to execute leakers and said Mike Pence deserves to be hanged? Trump wants Biden jailed at least and Biden goes with Wednesdays? That's not gonna work, Biden is losing more and more in polls and he clearly should fire his joke writters.

    • @holister444
      @holister444 5 месяцев назад

      @@gamepapa1211 Jeez you are delusional. Absolutely destroy? Stormy was talking about his mushroom penis and Trump was sleeping. Biden's "swipe" was pathetic and that's why he's losing - he's a terrible communicator, he's old and frail and uninspiring.

    • @Crimethoughtfull
      @Crimethoughtfull 5 месяцев назад +8

      Dark Brandon rides again...

  • @laurarosasrealtor
    @laurarosasrealtor 5 месяцев назад +13

    I liked Anthony Blinken’s performance! It’s good to see someone with a good sense of humor. “Keep on rocking for a free world”

  • @Shea3224
    @Shea3224 5 месяцев назад +470

    Stephen when I saw the title of the video “Trump accepts Bidens debate conditions,” All I could do was think of how “Trump still won’t accept the 2020 election results!!”

  • @geneappeal
    @geneappeal 5 месяцев назад +79

    Watching that dog ace the agility course put the biggest "damn" smile on my face. That we have such beautiful relationships with these amazing animal partners is truly a blessing. With that truth in mind the only word to descibe what Kristi Noem did to that poor young puppy is psychopathic.

    • @craven5328
      @craven5328 5 месяцев назад +8

      100%

    • @LahainaStrong444
      @LahainaStrong444 5 месяцев назад

      she looks demonic as well.

    • @lisagulick4144
      @lisagulick4144 5 месяцев назад +1

      Mixed-breeds RULE! And, Stephen...you don't *get* a dog to run that fast. They just *want* to.
      That said, that dog deserved a moment on the DAMN! Cam!

    • @amyhawker9516
      @amyhawker9516 5 месяцев назад +5

      That dog harnessed his zoomies for that!

    • @hugemanatee
      @hugemanatee 5 месяцев назад +3

      Don't be too hasty. She could be a sociopath. 🤔

  • @InetSentinel
    @InetSentinel 5 месяцев назад +25

    It's about time President Biden kicks it up a notch. Well done! 👍

  • @sydneystorm753
    @sydneystorm753 5 месяцев назад +43

    Another Great Monologue!!! You Rule Colbert!!!

  • @mjc11a
    @mjc11a 5 месяцев назад +311

    "I'm being told one of the judges is Kristi Noem." Frickin brilliant! My compliments to the writers 👏

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 5 месяцев назад +14

      I knew a Kristi Noem joke was lurking around the corner there (as Kristi Noem does when puppies and kittens are around), but I didn't anticipate quite how they would implement it. Well done!

    • @pecny
      @pecny 5 месяцев назад +2

      LOL

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 5 месяцев назад +2

      🙂

    • @vm3016
      @vm3016 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂

    • @Barribam
      @Barribam 5 месяцев назад +2

      I actually lol'd 😂

  • @ginalipkin4849
    @ginalipkin4849 5 месяцев назад +11

    So pleased about Biden' s rules when they debate, I know who I'm cheering on, the True 💙 Blues

  • @itsthelittlethings100
    @itsthelittlethings100 5 месяцев назад +25

    Colbert and the entire team is crushing it. Multiple LOLs.

  • @peterfreiling6963
    @peterfreiling6963 5 месяцев назад +100

    This time, they need to strictly control the mics. Otherwise, Donald Duck will turn it into another food fight.

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 5 месяцев назад +9

    Thank goodness!!! They should of conducted debates this way all the time to give each candidate a chance to answer the questions without interruptions.
    VOTE BLUE all the way in Rovember! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @Beth-zg6gb
    @Beth-zg6gb 5 месяцев назад +51

    I love me some Dark Brandon sass! You tell that bully, Mr President! You’re the man! Vote All Blue for integrity, sanity, and stability!🌊🇺🇸💙

  • @kristikorpela1085
    @kristikorpela1085 5 месяцев назад +103

    I love Biden’s Wednesday comment!!!

  • @geordiedynes2088
    @geordiedynes2088 5 месяцев назад +39

    "I hear you're free on Wednesdays" is maybe the greatest presidential zinger of all time

  • @jamesroseby3823
    @jamesroseby3823 5 месяцев назад +197

    When Trump said he couldn’t answer the question about whether he would testify, why wasn’t there an immediate chorus from the media in reply saying “ That’s BS, Mr Trump”, then ask him again?

    • @brucemacmillan9581
      @brucemacmillan9581 5 месяцев назад +28

      I was thinking exactly the same thing. We need reporters with a helluva lot more jam than most of these shrinking violets.

    • @berlinkozyreva
      @berlinkozyreva 5 месяцев назад

      Because corporate media wants Trump in office.

    • @p.j.m.d.1948
      @p.j.m.d.1948 5 месяцев назад

      I don’t understand why the media doesn’t call him out on his bs. Why are people so terrified of a bully? Guys like trump are nothing but thin skinned PABs. (Thanks Chrissy!😘)

    • @mickochsbeeg
      @mickochsbeeg 5 месяцев назад

      Because American journalists don't have the guts to either ask their politicians tough questions then demand truthful answers or interrupt when the candidate begins to lie.

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk 5 месяцев назад +30

      “And Mr Trump, given the fact that what you just said is verifiably false, will you answer the previous question again?”

  • @mikekruiser5682
    @mikekruiser5682 5 месяцев назад +50

    Man that dog running the obstacle course was frickin awesome

    • @janicebunch7599
      @janicebunch7599 5 месяцев назад +3

      The Noem comment was on target

    • @thomasbraeking6225
      @thomasbraeking6225 5 месяцев назад +3

      "Mixed breed" of WHAT? Border collie and Jack Russell?
      All the hyper energy of a Chihuahua or Pomeranian without the psychotic sociopathy. 😁

    • @adrianaheiler9794
      @adrianaheiler9794 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@thomasbraeking6225 Nimble is a Border Collie - Papillon mix. I myself have a Papillon who is now 8 years old and I'm always sad not more people know about them.

    • @thomasbraeking6225
      @thomasbraeking6225 5 месяцев назад

      @@adrianaheiler9794Thank you.
      I had to look up "papillon" and as soon as I saw a picture I said "Oh. Them.", one of the few toy breeds NOT inbred into sociopathic terrors. 🙂
      Not being "fashionable" is a dog's best friend, keeps them in the hands of responsible breeders and out of 'puppy mills'.💙

    • @jimslancio
      @jimslancio 5 месяцев назад

      It all comes down to motivation.

  • @robertfox292
    @robertfox292 5 месяцев назад +19

    LOCK HIM UP !!! LOCK HIM UP !!! WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG ?

    • @Seigensi
      @Seigensi 5 месяцев назад

      'cus it's in america and the system was designed to prevent that outcome.

  • @yzhang333
    @yzhang333 5 месяцев назад +53

    Orcas are the greatest hunters in the sea. They hunt in packs and are smart as hell.

  • @lisamcbarron6047
    @lisamcbarron6047 5 месяцев назад +62

    Steven you made me spit out my morning coffee all over my laptop with that "Krisi Noem was one of the judges" line!!!!! OMG....you are a treasure!!!!! hahahahahaaaa

  • @paulford9120
    @paulford9120 5 месяцев назад +10

    I'll bet all the spare change in my desk drawer that Chumpy finds an excuse to back out of the debates.

  • @lynettelabaum3983
    @lynettelabaum3983 5 месяцев назад +146

    We are right behind you Joe let's go blue

  • @janicebunch7599
    @janicebunch7599 5 месяцев назад +95

    The debate should be immediately followed by a report from fact checkers and a tally of lies told

    • @SuzyD988
      @SuzyD988 5 месяцев назад +9

      As soon as #LiarDon opens his mouth, fact-checkers should be deployed and the truth stated repeatedly.

    • @dfuher968
      @dfuher968 5 месяцев назад +10

      They should add a live lie counter in the corner of the screen.

    • @s.engelsman4521
      @s.engelsman4521 5 месяцев назад +3

      Absolutely! 👍 ❤

    • @TiggerToo27
      @TiggerToo27 5 месяцев назад +2

      ABSOLUTELY! However, I don't think there's enough time, even from now until doomsday, to fact-check Trump's plethora of fibs, which he'll surely tell in the debates. It would require a Herculean effort to do so.

    • @janicebunch7599
      @janicebunch7599 5 месяцев назад

      @@TiggerToo27 he may be going for a world record for lies per minute

  • @johnsmithe4656
    @johnsmithe4656 5 месяцев назад +43

    Remember, folks: Blue for Reason, Red for Treason

    • @gloriachristensen92
      @gloriachristensen92 5 месяцев назад +3

      Love your saying! Hope you don't mind if I use it to describe the up coming election!😊

    • @chadm17
      @chadm17 5 месяцев назад

      Blue for reason? What’s the reason for sending 175 billion to Ukraine when we have the biggest homeless population?

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@chadm17 "HELLO! MY NAME IS DESPERATE NON-SEQUITUR! WHAT'S YOUR NAME???" -- you
      I don't believe that this is a serious question. Just pathetic lying excuses. If you don't have anything serious to say then don't bother saying anything at all. What do you think this is, SNL?

    • @chadm17
      @chadm17 5 месяцев назад

      Blue wasn’t a bad reason before Biden but if you still believe Blue is reason, you are lost. Look at the tens of millions who were blue before and now have gone red.

    • @JH22533
      @JH22533 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@chadm17bc we are crippling one of our greatest enemies with mostly old military gear. Look at the explanation Adam Mockler gave regarding the issue

  • @sat0rii
    @sat0rii 5 месяцев назад +312

    "I hear you're free on Wednesdays." is fucking cold.

  • @chrisveraghoststories7353
    @chrisveraghoststories7353 5 месяцев назад +24

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. 😂The Pantamine was off the hook! Hahaahah. Much props to your writer's. You're killing it. 👏 Thank you.

  • @judibickford5306
    @judibickford5306 5 месяцев назад +3

    I thought that it's "LET'S GET READY TO GRUMBLE!!!!!!". 😄

  • @pamelahoile8224
    @pamelahoile8224 5 месяцев назад +167

    "I can't testify, because I'm on a gag order"...😂😂🤣
    And this is the person who thinks he'd be the better President, he truly can't talk unless he has a crowd behind him, and speaking intelligentially isn't within his vulgarity.

    • @LahainaStrong444
      @LahainaStrong444 5 месяцев назад +4

      he would lie on the stand.

    • @tatsunithelennyking2540
      @tatsunithelennyking2540 5 месяцев назад

      In what universe do you see someone being gagged by a court order and you correlate him to being unable to speak without "his cronies". What the actual fuck is wrong with you people, seriously. You're beyond facetious it's insane. I've never seen such delusion anywhere else on the internet. Not even fucking 4chan. Y'all are something else.

    • @jkhegarty857
      @jkhegarty857 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@ik7482 Hi!! Yes, you are right. He would lie on the stand, but the Bible, especially Trump's bible would miraculously ignite with flames as he testifies.

    • @Kari.F.
      @Kari.F. 5 месяцев назад +3

      I burst out laughing when I read "isn't within his vulgarity". Excellent wordplay! 👍😂

  • @monikamartin6002
    @monikamartin6002 5 месяцев назад +50

    "I hear you're free on Wednesdays." Is the best line yet!

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 5 месяцев назад +4

    I also imagine those mics are not going to be on in between when it's not your turn. Honestly it's about time he doesn't interrupt people and learn how debates are supposed to work! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 5 месяцев назад +154

    Debate moderators should have the ability to mute Trump’s microphone at any time.

    • @Thekingmaker
      @Thekingmaker 5 месяцев назад +13

      For the entire debate

    • @nathanaelsegura2535
      @nathanaelsegura2535 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@ThekingmakerNahhhhhh

    • @dennisstrahm4309
      @dennisstrahm4309 5 месяцев назад +17

      Biden stated that as a condition for the debate
      Specifically, that mics are cut when speakers time is up

    • @Thekingmaker
      @Thekingmaker 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@nathanaelsegura2535 it would cut down on about 93% of the lies told in the universe on at least that night.

    • @stevenstanley2369
      @stevenstanley2369 5 месяцев назад +9

      Yea when he rants about nothing but Bidens, Hillary and Obama.

  • @ProfessorAV
    @ProfessorAV 5 месяцев назад +75

    The writers outdid themselves tonight and Stephen took his physical humor to new heights. Bravo all!

  • @cindyj5522
    @cindyj5522 5 месяцев назад +7

    The dog in the agility cut was not a mixed breed...purebred Border Collie.

  • @eschwarz1003
    @eschwarz1003 5 месяцев назад +80

    Orcas be like "HEY fix the Environment already"

    • @stephenwedderburn9307
      @stephenwedderburn9307 5 месяцев назад +4

      People need to wake up, that's the Orcas environment and they're pissed about all the noise and plastic pollution. They should hope that the blue whale and other big whales don't get involved lol . Between them , dolphins and and sharks things could get pretty scary if they decided to join forces.

    • @ajdailey3698
      @ajdailey3698 5 месяцев назад

      Orcas are very intelligent. How about stop pissing them off? Oh did we damage your pollution spewing yacht?

  • @mitch473
    @mitch473 5 месяцев назад +76

    THAT FREAKING DOG WAS UNBELIEVABLE!!!

    • @alwood9148
      @alwood9148 5 месяцев назад +3

      typical aussie border collie

    • @jimslancio
      @jimslancio 5 месяцев назад

      That freaking judge is unbelievable, too.

    • @paulford9120
      @paulford9120 5 месяцев назад +4

      I was impressed! Only time my dog ever ran that fast was when he was heading for the food dish.

    • @Seigensi
      @Seigensi 5 месяцев назад

      low bar disbelief, given the other unbelievable horrors america lets out daily.

    • @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
      @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 5 месяцев назад

      So great! I could barely follow that dog, it was so fast. Respect!

  • @danielhealy9725
    @danielhealy9725 5 месяцев назад +49

    By moving forward with this TRAITOR, it reveals how SICK America has become. Debates? Sick joke.

  • @Lonewolfmike
    @Lonewolfmike 5 месяцев назад +1089

    Auto mic cut off is gonna KILL Donnie. He will not know what to do or how to handle it. I am here for it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mike-li5yq
      @Mike-li5yq 5 месяцев назад +34

      He will do a Marcel Marceau impression of playing the piano accordion.

    • @celestemulcrone3712
      @celestemulcrone3712 5 месяцев назад +59

      Nah, he’ll just yell louder. Need a soundproof booth.

    • @janncoons7445
      @janncoons7445 5 месяцев назад +22

      I'm going to find it interesting to see how they've medicated him will it be uppers or downers or one of those special cocktails

    • @professorbutters
      @professorbutters 5 месяцев назад +25

      After that first debate, which was a shitshow, there’s really no other way.

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli 5 месяцев назад +35

      ...needs to be enhanced with a doggy zapper collar 😂

  • @tzzz7
    @tzzz7 5 месяцев назад +172

    Stephen, John, Seth and Jimmy - please go to court every day!

    • @kathybyerly7904
      @kathybyerly7904 5 месяцев назад +11

      That would be epic

    • @thomasbraeking6225
      @thomasbraeking6225 5 месяцев назад +7

      And wear "Obama Brand" tan suits!

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 5 месяцев назад

      Yep, they can pay someone to stand in line for them. Actually, it's kinda late, unless they do it Thursday or Friday - if Cohen's evidence continues that far. I think the jury will be charged Monday or Tuesday.

    • @jimslancio
      @jimslancio 5 месяцев назад +4

      Or at least once.

    • @Seigensi
      @Seigensi 5 месяцев назад

      you want them to have legal trouble? Trump support or just dumb sentence?

  • @SeattleBurns
    @SeattleBurns 5 месяцев назад +1

    Why is Colbert so damn good?!!! The mime!!!! So good!!

  • @katherinekurzius290
    @katherinekurzius290 5 месяцев назад +76

    From trump, it's more like: "Let's get ready to mumble!".

    • @ScottishRoyal1
      @ScottishRoyal1 5 месяцев назад

      Biden, let's get ready to stumble lol.
      Had to srry I hate trump but that was a lay up for some trumpturd.

    • @gloriachristensen92
      @gloriachristensen92 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @antrimlariot2386
      @antrimlariot2386 5 месяцев назад

      bumble

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 5 месяцев назад +30

    Loved the Noem pay-off. I didn't see that one coming.

  • @Tallness1000
    @Tallness1000 5 месяцев назад +3

    I love when Steven gets the band laughing. The leader’s laugh is infectious

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 5 месяцев назад +621

    Joe may not have the best writers in the business, but when he challenged Donnie to a debate, the "I hear you're free on Wednesdays" line was top notch!

    • @joesquadcoptervideos2067
      @joesquadcoptervideos2067 5 месяцев назад +21

      Yeah I literally loled

    • @den_sk
      @den_sk 5 месяцев назад +2

      Can you explain the joke, why Wednesdays?

    • @wallacerose8663
      @wallacerose8663 5 месяцев назад

      @@den_skTrump’s ongoing trial is not in session on Wednesdays.

    • @jb1934
      @jb1934 5 месяцев назад +4

      The LNSM crew couldn't have done it better... but for a whole debate's worth of zingers, Joe's team should at least consider bringing LNSM writers on board as consultants.

    • @joesquadcoptervideos2067
      @joesquadcoptervideos2067 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@den_sk that's the one day during the week trump isn't in court

  • @mfrenchcazenovia
    @mfrenchcazenovia 5 месяцев назад +45

    😂😂😂 he’s clearly watched how we pastry folks plate desserts. Dip that knife in hot water, shake off the water, wipe it down then cut and plate. Repeat

    • @mfrenchcazenovia
      @mfrenchcazenovia 5 месяцев назад +7

      And holding the pastry bag correctly to dollop some whipped cream on top. I’d hire him any day!

    • @alessageboff7547
      @alessageboff7547 5 месяцев назад +4

      I was just about to make the same comment

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 5 месяцев назад +4

      I bet those napoleons taste lighter than air.

    • @thomasbraeking6225
      @thomasbraeking6225 5 месяцев назад +7

      On a recent episode, Stephan and Desi Lydic were discussing/comparing waiting experiences.
      Look it up, the exchange was hilarious!

  • @jimslancio
    @jimslancio 5 месяцев назад +6

    "I hear you're free on Wednesdays" might just fit on one of those red baseball caps.

    • @Seigensi
      @Seigensi 5 месяцев назад

      but you've passed the 4 letter word reading limit they have.

  • @loganmalough2379
    @loganmalough2379 5 месяцев назад +43

    “I hear you’re free on Wednesdays.”
    Best president ever!

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 5 месяцев назад +3252

    Don’t know about y’all, but I like my President to be a gentleman who cares about people, tries to do the right thing, and has a heart and brain instead of one who’s currently sitting in court for 1 of the 91 crimes he definitely committed.

    • @richardvinsen2385
      @richardvinsen2385 5 месяцев назад +121

      He’s currently sitting in court for 34 of his charged crimes.

    • @WindyLindiaaiken
      @WindyLindiaaiken 5 месяцев назад

      Try to never vote for a convicted rapist.

    • @sat0rii
      @sat0rii 5 месяцев назад +52

      To add to the guy above me, the total is down from 91 since McAfee dismissed some of Willis' charges.

    • @maryntalysenazjwa6096
      @maryntalysenazjwa6096 5 месяцев назад +26

      Yes, please! I'll have what he's having! Oh my GOD!

    • @nocheckmarkgames
      @nocheckmarkgames 5 месяцев назад +91

      can we please stop acting like either of these men deserve our adulation?

  • @docsmctink
    @docsmctink 5 месяцев назад +1

    I hear you’re free on Wednesdays !!! Priceless😍

  • @kryp49
    @kryp49 5 месяцев назад +48

    President Biden’s delivery was spot on 😂😂
    Stephen Colbert, you & your crew are treasures, thanks for almost making me pee 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

  • @jpdemer5
    @jpdemer5 5 месяцев назад +84

    The truly funny thing is that Donnie's bloated ego has him convinced that he can debate Biden and come out on top. "I know more than anybody, and I have the best words. How can I lose?"
    In court, he has lawyers who ensure that he doesn't say stupid shit ... but they can't keep him off the debate stage.

  • @katthefantastic
    @katthefantastic 5 месяцев назад +6

    Mix breeds rule!!!!!❤
    Also. Go Orcas!!!! Take back the sea!!!!

  • @musicinggp
    @musicinggp 5 месяцев назад +44

    ORCAS: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

  • @Salemwitchkitty
    @Salemwitchkitty 5 месяцев назад +22

    What a good puppy!! 💗💗💗🐾🐾

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 5 месяцев назад +6

    Waiting for Trump to try and weasel his way out of the debates while claiming something or other isn’t fair about them.

  • @yesloow
    @yesloow 5 месяцев назад +13

    That plating napoleons bit was *chef's kiss* peak Colbert. He's so good!

  • @corey_deroche
    @corey_deroche 5 месяцев назад +70

    This show should be two hours long. We deserve more Colbert.

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 5 месяцев назад +1

      Sure.... but does Colbert deserve Colbert? He's a good guy. Give him a break.

    • @mcmccoy1184
      @mcmccoy1184 5 месяцев назад

      I’d be happy if Colbert had a show on Fridays.

    • @Seigensi
      @Seigensi 5 месяцев назад

      another american thinking they deserve the world, who knew.

  • @johnstarrett3397
    @johnstarrett3397 5 месяцев назад +4

    Genius mime. Our Steve just rocks. It's what he does. ❤

  • @Justiceincorporated.
    @Justiceincorporated. 5 месяцев назад +24

    Steven the mime bit was hilarious

  • @JamesMattJohn
    @JamesMattJohn 5 месяцев назад +176

    I think the BBC should moderate the debate to have a neutral third party

    • @sat0rii
      @sat0rii 5 месяцев назад

      I'm guessing that doesn't happen since the risk of foreign election interference completely outweighs the bias of American news media.

    • @jennifersturridge8802
      @jennifersturridge8802 5 месяцев назад

      How do you know that BBC is neutral?

    • @lindayanez9519
      @lindayanez9519 5 месяцев назад +18

      I think that would be an excellent idea.

    • @sto5655
      @sto5655 5 месяцев назад +10

      Ask a question, answer the question. Pretty neutral. Dotard makes everything contentious, as he won't answer question. Faux News can't fix that! Also that darn whine. Whine, whine, whine, whine whine. Ugh.

    • @blackstorm9755
      @blackstorm9755 5 месяцев назад +4

      Or one of America's Presidential Historians.

  • @BenFarnsworth-d6c
    @BenFarnsworth-d6c 5 месяцев назад +11

    Take the stand Donnie, we all need a laugh🤣🤣

  • @223Drone
    @223Drone 5 месяцев назад +138

    The orcas continue to be on the right side of history.

    • @RusTsea196T
      @RusTsea196T 5 месяцев назад +10

      That's actually starboard side.

    • @bonnieb9238
      @bonnieb9238 5 месяцев назад +8

      They're fighting for their freedom & i support it

    • @stephenwedderburn9307
      @stephenwedderburn9307 5 месяцев назад +10

      Imagine all the other whales, dolphins and sharks decided to join up with the orcas? That'd really send mankind a message.

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 5 месяцев назад

      Wild animals attacking people.

  • @theresam.1886
    @theresam.1886 5 месяцев назад +68

    “World’s angriest Mime” and the hand motions! 😂😂😂😂

  • @hollynordgren510
    @hollynordgren510 5 месяцев назад +9

    I have never loved President Biden more! Zing!

  • @truespirit730
    @truespirit730 5 месяцев назад +530

    If Biden is as sharp as he was for the State of the Union, He will kick the Orange Mussolini's ass!🎉

    • @jamesadair7085
      @jamesadair7085 5 месяцев назад

      A rock would kick drumpf's orange ass.

    • @LittleBlueOwl318
      @LittleBlueOwl318 5 месяцев назад +11

      My dog has IQ enough to debate politics against Trump and win. 🤷

    • @pjwoo276
      @pjwoo276 5 месяцев назад +2

      I'm wondering if the rules for English grammar.And sentence structure. Changed over the last several decades.Because it seems like. These days. An awful lot of people don't seem to know the difference between when to use a comma. Or a period.

    • @arbor-sq4jk
      @arbor-sq4jk 5 месяцев назад

      this was funny 15 years ago on comdey central

    • @slactweak
      @slactweak 5 месяцев назад +3

      That won't matter because the world is going to see trump over-talking and over-shouting Biden and quite a lot of folks are going to take Biden's calm, logical, demeanor for weakness in the face of trump's "strong" bully-boy tactics. Strategically, these debates are a VERY BAD idea for Biden but it's done and all we can do now is pray for rain.

  • @imandwihartanto
    @imandwihartanto 5 месяцев назад +22

    Stephen hits the spot on the dog and the dog killer. So pure.

  • @stephaniecowans3646
    @stephaniecowans3646 5 месяцев назад +5

    "I hear you're free on Wednesdays" and "I'll bring my own plane, I'll be keeping it 4 more years". OOOOOH! Get Stinky Don some aloe vera, cuz he just got BURNED!!! 😂

  • @Godric_71
    @Godric_71 5 месяцев назад +85

    Put trump in a soundproof room during the debate.

    • @CactusGal
      @CactusGal 5 месяцев назад +11

      And take the camera off him when it's not his turn to speak. He never follows rules, and has no self-control.

    • @Godric_71
      @Godric_71 5 месяцев назад

      @@alex35agm Solitary confinement

    • @ajdailey3698
      @ajdailey3698 5 месяцев назад +1

      Glass holding cell.

    • @Godric_71
      @Godric_71 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@ajdailey3698 No toilet. A Home Depot bucket and one copy of 'The Art of the Deal' to wipe with.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 5 месяцев назад +1

      They would need to do it for both of them even though JB wouldn’t need it.

  • @agoogleuser4356
    @agoogleuser4356 5 месяцев назад +1108

    But no Mike rule would’ve changed everything for Hillary Clinton
    I couldn’t believe that the moderators did not stop Trump from acting like a schoolboy bully.

    • @ricardosalazarrey2424
      @ricardosalazarrey2424 5 месяцев назад +46

      Agreed 👍🏽

    • @mickochsbeeg
      @mickochsbeeg 5 месяцев назад

      And that's it about Biden. He was bullied early in his life for his stuttering, so will easily deal with any such tactics from Trump.

    • @geneappeal
      @geneappeal 5 месяцев назад +20

      I don't know that it's such a good idea to debate Trump. Look what happened last time a world leader took an evil clown seriously: Neville Chamberlain lost his job and WWII ensued.

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk 5 месяцев назад +42

      It’s mic, not Mike. I had to re-read that so many times for it to make sense lol.

    • @mrmockatoo6786
      @mrmockatoo6786 5 месяцев назад +37

      Good manners are a bridge too far for the Orange Slime.

  • @nattamused9074
    @nattamused9074 5 месяцев назад +8

    “Let’s debate. But no live audience.”
    …stunning and brave.

    • @Seigensi
      @Seigensi 5 месяцев назад +1

      stunning and brave is also one way to see american enthusiasm about either crappy choice they have and them thinking it will bring any iota of respect to them as a nation rather than just a continuing rocket downwards.

  • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
    @davidanderson_surrey_bc 5 месяцев назад +23

    The silent bit runs from 8:10 to 8:50 and is 30 seconds of some of Stephen's very best work. There must be some kind of Emmy award just for that.

    • @audreywitko1445
      @audreywitko1445 5 месяцев назад +2

      His pantomime skills are poetry in motion! Well done, Stephen! 👏👏👏

    • @sarahwbs
      @sarahwbs 5 месяцев назад +1

      The camera guy trying and failing not to laugh was the best part of this.

  • @tonipolkki4728
    @tonipolkki4728 5 месяцев назад +319

    DJT will chicken out 100%.

    • @kurofune.uragabay
      @kurofune.uragabay 5 месяцев назад +15

      Don't forget about the bone spurs. Very painful, those. Oh, and there must be a graduation ceremony somewhere, surely...

    • @WinstonSmith24
      @WinstonSmith24 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@kurofune.uragabaydon’t forget about the asthma.

    • @janncoons7445
      @janncoons7445 5 месяцев назад +5

      I've been making money hand over fist this man is so atypical sociopathic narcissist. A smart person could play him like a fiddle anyway I have $500 down on this one I haven't lost one yet

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 5 месяцев назад

      @@mainStream-user Yup, and the dom will be by to put that gag on him, shortly.

    • @paulnolan4971
      @paulnolan4971 5 месяцев назад +8

      Well he is 60% KFC

  • @cassonya5232
    @cassonya5232 5 месяцев назад +3

    No one man should have this much funny. Love you Stephen!

  • @1DeyH
    @1DeyH 5 месяцев назад +41

    Trump's debating style is "Let's get ready to mumble" 😂😂😂