Fox News Poll Puts Biden Ahead | The Meme Debate Looms | RFK Jr. Is A Bird Guy
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- Опубликовано: 19 июн 2024
- President Biden has pulled ahead of his challenger in the latest Fox News poll, both campaigns expect low-information voters to learn about the debate through social media, and another quirky detail about the unconventional lifestyle of presidential candidate RFJ Jr. has been revealed.
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Only two points ahead of the convicted felon? Not a very flattering look for the entire country.
Yes, but it was a Fox poll- people who get their news from Hannity. That's awesome!!
@@ginabeena6757, 2 points is within margin of error. So whether Trump or Biden is up by 2 points in a poll, it doesn't mean much. Also, polls don't vote. Vote blue and Trump will still be an unemployed felon.
@@ginabeena6757
Still, Americans from the United States.
@@7rob27Fox news spews nothing but lies lol. that had a $276 million dollar lawsuit for lying
Fox poll, and of course all polls tend to skew conservative anyway. Young people working and raising families tend not to pick up calls from unknown numbers because of scammers.
On the other hand, Biden has to get 5 million more votes to overcome the electoral college.
I went to Catholic school my whole life - we never had the commandments in our classrooms.
Catholic school K-8 for me. No Commandments in any classroom, either. This guy is so stupid - blatantly unconstitutional.
The parish i belong to, has never even had them posted in the church. Stations of the Cross, yes, commandments, no.
I attended Catholic grade and high school. We didn't have them either. It's ridiculous.
I also went to Catholic School. We had a field trip to a synogoue to learn about Judaism. Later, in religion class, we learned about other relationships such as Buddhism. None of the classrooms had the 10 commandments posted.
We did. Catholic preschool through to 6th grade. In every classroom and on the quad written in chalk by our vitch nuns.
If children in Louisiana learn the 10 commandments and know that if they break all of Gods Laws, they could be President someday!🤡👍
Wait, I thought Trump was the chosen one. I think that is right. He was chosen to be put in jail by 12 jurors of his peers. He is not the messiah but the devil in blue suit and extra long tie. Put that old man in jail. He is younger than his accountant who is in jail. So why can't he join him?
Yip and the governor who signed it also REFUSED federal funding from the Biden admin to give the kids lunch.
Literally stopping kids getting free food in the name of politics with one hand then preaching morality with the other.
Not even to mention the fundamental tenant of the US is SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE!!
If they break all of God 's law, they could do better than president; they can be God
Fd up logic
Based on what this country has become...easily.
Joe will debate the facts, trumps will tell lies 🙄
Well said! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💯💯💯
Eh... Joe lied to Kamala about not supporting segregation
Trump will debate against reality
Thankfully there's the microphone cut off in case tfg starts rambling on.
Double Impotus Implodus will be talking about electrocution vs sharks...
Don't need the 10 Commandments...just have a sign that says - "Do the opposite of Trump"
have blue skin?
What a hoot! Love it😂
Nice 😂👍
@@nagranoth_ Nah, just blue blood.
That should be the Eleventh Commandment.
Biden should be ahead by 100 points, not 2. I’m not celebrating yet.
Thing is, it was from Fux Spews.... That's why everyone is clapping.
Polls always have a margin of error.
I'll celebrate when Biden is re-elected and Trump is in prison.
A walking corpse should not be ahead of anyone. Biden is just as bad as McConnell. Think of how frustrated you were seeing McConnell still in office even though he froze up. Don't be a hypocrite. Demand better from the DNC. Which brings up a great point. Why are we directed by the RNC and DNC to choose who to vote for? And ultimately the media conservative and liberal alike chooses the politicians you vote for. You're all a bunch of herable animals.
Trump burned his own chances it's not going to be close on the American election day I do believe. Regards from Holland . ❤
The presidential race should not be that close! 2 points!!!! Really?!!! What kind of people would vote for that selfish, evil, indicted criminal?!!!! It's a disgrace!!!!
Republicans.
I do not trust the polls at all. Remember 2016? They said Hillary was a definite winner? Totally wrong! Trump didn't believe he won either. The DNC needs volunteers call you local and make calls. If you are in a blue state they will have you reach out to a purple. Biden 2024!
He’s a CONVICTED Felon now- not just indicted
@@dsmith9412 Thank you.
Correction: Convicted Felon!
Trump has broken all Ten Commandments lol😂 What a bunch of hypocrites!
They will be a good reminder for the children.(of how bad a POTUS [Trump] can be)😂
To be fair, two of the Commandments depend on translation and interpretation.
Firstly, the one about murder. Whether Trump has actually killed anyone is up for debate.
Secondly, I learned in one of my BTS courses in college that the Commandment traditionally translated as "You shall not steal" MAY have originally been intended to mean "You shall not kidnap people and sell them into slavery." There's some linguistic ambiguity between the two. I don't THINK Trump has kidnapped anyone.
But as for all of the others, yeah, he's guilty as fuck.
Which version of the 10 commandments?
Did he do the one about boiling a goat in it's mother's milk?
As a lifetime Atheist, I've found it's more likely for atheists to obey all but the first commandment than christian extremists.
All hail the avatar of sin, the sultan of grift, the pounder of porn stars, the duke of hazards, the junk with the trunk, the man with the golden toilet, muppet with the puppets, the... I think I'll just end this here. I could go on all night. lol
Stop the stupidity
Trump For Prison 2024
Vote to ensure court cases proceed… and a fraudulent billionaire potentially entering prison.
I say Trump and Biden for prison. They both interfered in the election, Trump with Stormy Daniels and Biden with censorship and threats towards Facebook and Twitter to censor his political opponents
What’s scary is that even with him gone, a new whacko will just take his place. Granddad’s old republican party is long gone.
The US has one of the dumbest system in the world. So, if Trump wins, Americans have no one to blame except for themselves.
Only 66% of Americans can be bothered to even vote ... that's what Republicans rely on ... that you don't fight back.
Remember in 2016 hearing 'lock her up!'?
Remember in 2021 hearing 'lock him up!'?
Now it's 2024 and we are hearing 'Going after your political opponents by prosecuting their crimes is a dirty trick'.
Do they know they are hypocrites or are they just oblivious?
Brain-addled.
I remember hearing Trump say he never said that. Perfectly showing what a liar he is.
First they'd have to know what a "hypocrite" is. XD
Right! They all should be in jail.
They know. They don't care.
I can't wait for another "Will you shut up, man?!?!" moment!🤓
That was the deciding moment. 😂
Dark Brandon needs to eat Trump's lunch, then go out for icecream!
@@vilstef6988This comment aged like ice cream in the sun 😂
"Today, class... we're going to go over the Ten Commandments, and which ones Donald Trump has violated."
😂😂😂
"Today" wouldn't be quite enough for that. If you really wanna get through with it fast, change it to "which ones the Trumpet hasn't violated."
All
Lol
Kimmel just had a segment that said he violated 9 out of 10.
Never Imagined Democracy beating Autocracy by only 2 points in the USA.
Which isn't even a win when you factor in the EC.
Don't go by polls, they're propaganda at best. I don't pay pay any attention to them at all. Nobody knows how the election will go until all the votes are counted and legally certified. And you won't know who won until December at the earliest. Don't believe a word anyone says on election day.
Not all polls seem to come to the conclusion.
We’re not there yet!
I Like That I Can Love The Lord My God With Us...Biggest Picture And Trump And You Folks like That
the convicted felon is a better fit for the $3.00 bill.
More like the $2 bill, which back in the day was the common price of a hooker, or hush money to a porn star
Put the mugshot on it, too.
America should vote for Trump every February 30th. and on no other date.
10 commandments displayed is like the hypocrites who want to be seen praying in public
"Lord, I thank you I am not like that tax collector"
Trump 20-24 years in prison.
Or 2,024.
Is it true that the Mar-a-Lago mudpie misspelled RFK ??
Downfall of democracy if he wins
Literally quoted Mein Kampf
😂😂😂😂 20 to 24 years in prison....that's less than he deserves but would be hilarious if it happens.
@@Diremouse42that's a life sentence for him so I'll take it!
Why do almost 50% of Americans still support this madman? Get them, Stephen!
They don't. 50% doesn't vote. It's more like 15to20% of very loud, uneducated people.
His support isn't nearly that high. Most of these polls underestimate the anti Trumpers.
@@kookootrix1978 I truly hope so!
It's closer to 34%, they just scream twice as loud so it seems like there's more of them
@@TheUluxian - Exactly correct. I would even surmise that by ELECTION DAY the national disdain for CONVICT 34 will be so high, President Biden will beat his 2020 MARGIN OF VICTORY by some 4-6 MILLION votes in the POPULAR vote, and make several more states BLUE to solidify his EC vote score.☑🌊💙💙💙💙America has Trump fatigue and despises DICTATORS! 💙💙💙💙💙💙
The Gen Z and Swifty's will ALSO no doubt prove they are a force to be reckoned with! Trump still has his idjit base, but who cares? They are now fewer in number than 2020, and even then they failed. BYE DON! ☑🌊BLUE WAVE '24 will be MASSIVE!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
VOTING ALL BLUE💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Yeah because that’s doing real well. Love walking down the streets of littered with homeless, immigrants robbing people, inflation at an all time high. Yeah what a great time to be alive. And no I’m not saying to vote trump. He’s a little bitch but definitely do NOT vote Biden.
Even now?????🤣
As a great, great niece of Prez. McKinley, I STRONGLY oppose that hairbrained narcissistic idea! While not a great president, McKinley did a much better job of it than *Rump EVER did! 😉 😄
Trump by far is the worst president the USA ever had. History will wonder how a crazy lunatic came to power.
We can all admit Biden isn’t perfect. But trump is an actual disaster. I hope the American people cast their ballots this November so Donald never even thinks about trying again. It’s obvious at this point he’ll never be behind bars, but we can at least keep him out of office
Trump will not last long enough to run again. Thank you, God!
@@mariegeorge8865 We can hope!
RFK 2024
It's like a choice between a normal human and a drug addicted, adolescent chimpanzee, with unlimited cash and a whole car full of clowns, with him, to cheer him on. It really is a difficult choice to make, I understand how the poles have been close. I like orange as much as the next person, but I'm gonna go with a human again this time. Pretty sure...🤔
@@raymondespinoza420 oh, come on. no.
Polls mean NOTHING! VOTE!
And Educate and then take someone with you !!!!
@@matte5619 Yes, people contact your local DNC and volunteer. If you live in a blue state they will have you call closest purple state. Biden 2024!
True
LET'S vote blue people we need save our DEMOCRACY together 🇺🇸🗽🔵💙🇺🇸🗽💙🔵
😂😂😂 every shit city in the USA is run by democrats. I’ll pass and vote Republican ❤️
Remember election night in 2016 when Colbert did a live show and looked as if he was gonna cry when it was clear Trump would win? We can look forward to witnessing this again this November.
To anybody out there that still supports Donnie, I ask two questions: What's in it for you... and how does it feel having sold your soul... Vote Blue 💙 folks!
One question for you. Why ask this on a blue show?
RIGHT ON !!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
@@mikeblalock4116
There are many people on the right that 'hate watch' or troll the commenters!
@@mikeblalock4116trolls
And what do you like about project 2025?
'It's a wonderful life' as long as Donald Trump is not in the White House.
Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter!
@@Bigfoot-px9gj Exactly. Let's stay out of Potterville.
Everytime President Biden wins an angel gets it’s wings.
even top secret information won't bring top dollar, traitor tot, when it's FIVE+ YEARS OLD.
Send him to the Big House, NOT the White House. #tRump4prison2024🍊🤡
tRump breaks ALL the 10 Commandments!!
There are a lot more than ten commandments.
But let's see... have no other gods? Trump has no gods, period. Make no graven images? Trump is absolutely uncreative. Don't take the Lord's name in vain? Yeah, guilty when he swore the oath. Keep the Sabbath? Probably guilty. Honoring his parents? ...maybe? Thou shalt not kill? Well, I don't think he ever murdered anyone - oh wait, he ordered the hit on that Iranian general. Guilty! Thou shalt not commit adultery? Yeah, totally guilty. Thou shalt not steal...? Dunno, actually. Thou shalt not covet...? Ohhh dear.
Anyway, no, I don't think he broke all of these particular ten commandments.
He's also Hell on the seven deadly sins! And any other ethical guidelines you care to name!
Right... and he breaks them repeatedly
Except the false idol. He thinks he is the one that you worship.
Said it before & I'll say again, YOU CAN'T DEBATE A REPROBATE!
Excellent!!😊😊❤
If The 10 Commandments can be posted in Louisiana schools, does that mean The 5 Pillars Of Islam or The 4 Caste Levels Of Hinduism can also be posted in the schools? The U.S. Constitution states the government can't favor 1 religion over any other, so if a non-Christian student or teacher in Louisiana wanted to post their religious doctrine or rules upon the classroom walls they could thanks to this.
You forgot the 5 precepts of Buddhism
Don't forget the Jedi Code.
Or the 8 "I'd really rather you didn't" 's from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Or, the Ferengi "Rules of Acquisition"?
Don’t forget the HUNDREDS of Native American tribes’ separate religious decrees.
Oooh, if we are going for full representation, we could add “if it harm none, do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law”! That oughtta fully confuse the kids, alongside the 10 commandments.
"Louisiana's religious propaganda bill in classrooms is infuriating. Children should not be exposed to this. Glad people are fighting back with lawsuits. #SeparationOfChurchAndState"
Just wait till The Church of Satan demand equal representation of their religious tenets. Every single time they repeal the law that tried to force Christianity on everyone else.
The new dumbest state in the union...congrats Louisiana.
I have no problem with kids being exposed to church (as long as the priests aren't exposing themselves). I just think showing it in a public school is a violation of the 1st Amendment.
One Nation Indivisible
@@johncampbell756 I think FORCING public schools to show it is where they went wrong. I don't see anything wrong with a teacher who happens to be Christian putting a poster of the 10 Commandments on the wall of their classroom as long as they don't try to push their beliefs on the students. Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, Hindu, etc. teachers should be allowed to do the same with equivalent bits of scripture. Religious freedom is incredibly important, but only when it's ACTUALLY about free expression and not about trying to control others.
One of those just stop oil protesters is a mate of mine. When I first heard the news I was outraged, but when I heard that it'll all wash away naturally I was... hmm. ok...
I know what you mean. Some of those protestors are doing boneheaded and destructive things.
@@Cynna1065 Hi. Thanks for your reply. Yes, some, not all. I generally support JSO - because we ARE in a climate emergency, and all politicians are trying to take the minimum action required, and do that within our conventional framework.
However, JSO should be trying to tackle and inconvenience the authors of our current crap policies, and try to avoid unnecessarily pissing off ordinary punters.
As I said, if they'd spattered the stones with orange paint I would have been incandescent with rage. But since (in this case) the orange cornflour will wash off harmlessly and disappear, I'm not against it.
@@mikeharrison1868 it would be similar to climate activists urinating on the Alamo. It might was off which is great but they still urinated on our. Greatest treasures. Those people normal democrats a horrible name
Love Stephen Colbert
To be fair, RFK Jr. hanging out with ravens is probably the most sane thing he's done in a long time 😂
Ravens are cool! Knowing he's been kind to them is probably the only positive thing I know about him.
Emu loves to charge at people.
they are crows.
He sounds like he's always in the middle of pushing out a turd when he talks
That made me almost like him! Lol
"This clause not only forbids the government from establishing an official religion, but also prohibits government actions that unduly favor one religion over another."
or any religion over no religion.
And watch the GOP use it to show how the democratic heathens are against god 😂
Aw, does that mean that conservative members of Congress and Republican legislators can't worship Felonius Trump any more?
This is why I think criminalizing abortion is unconstitutional. It essentially imposes the beliefs of a minority of Christians on the entire country.
2nd Amendment: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
RFK Jr. asked the raven, "Will I ever be President?" Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."
Nevermore means never again, so in order for your quote to work he would have to have been president once before. I wish you people were more intelligent.
@@agwardenhow many raven-relevant quotes can you name??
HE owned that debate, my friend.
Maybe post The Golden Rule everywhere. “Treat others the way you want to be treated.” Would solve every problem.
Federal funds should be withheld from those schools.
Why would you punish the children? I agree that the law is outrageous but withholding funds only does harm.
@@marinaferreira7866it’s the only thing important to the adults in the rooms. It’s the only thing they want. Our money, and to completely control your children.
The Lort will provide, unless you don’t fit the requirements of gawdly. Those kids should know what is happening to them and why.
and they are relying on donations to buy the posters. How about those people buy much needed school supplies or help fund after school programs ? But who needs supplies and programs when you have the Ten Commandments on the wall. So who is responsible for getting the donations. ? What happens of school doesn't get enough to put posters in every room ? Will they be fined by the state ?
Unfortunately millions in tax dollars are already spent in religious schools instead of public schools because some states call it “parent choice”.
trump has stated publicly that if he is elected, he would not give 1 cent to ANY public school that has vaccine mandates. Barring the covid vaccine, ALL public schools have vaccine mandates for MMR, etc. So, he's saying NONE of our schools will be funded. People need to LISTEN to what he says. You think he's joking as the MAGA right wings like to tell people to cover up what he really means?
KEEPING VOTING BLUE FOR BIDEN!!!! 💙💙💙💙
Stop shouting
Shout it out LOUD and CLEAR for all to HEAR! !
Latinos for Trump
Yes, 100% vote blue, please!💙🙏
Vote red!
RFK Jr 2024, not even going to watch the debate if he's not in it.
Re: Ten commandments. I suggest anyone who might be interested to watch George Carlin's take on the ten commandments.
Let's hope more people wake up before the vote in November - it is not only about two old men, its about the future of the US and its constituion!
Plato warned us the direction of democracy. And here we are.
Vote blue people up/down the ballot! 💙💙💙💙Biden/Harris 2024! 💙💙💙💙💙💙
@@user-dj6hu9gq4t He wrote the allegory of the cave not even KNOWING about TV's!
Stephen. Off course Stonehenge is managed. How else are they going to turn the stones forward for daylight savings 🙂
Hahaha. Good one.
always wondered but never wanted to ask.
You got me on that one. I nearly spit out coffee that I do not even drink.
😂
😂🥇
Stephen. Where is your video on the results of the debate. ?? I cant wait to hear your spin on this one. 😂😂😂😂
I’m sure He will chalk it up to a “bad day” Even though Biden has been like this for years now.
Give RFK JR the credit he deserves. Or at least give him more screen time than trump. FFS!
THIS!^^
I personally voted 3rd party every election I've been able to vote until The Cult took over the GOP, and have since voted Dem (actually 'AGAINST Rep'), and THIS is my main complaint with our media! The Faux side pretends Donald Trump is somehow so much more legitimate a candidate than RFK, when they're both clearly not fit for the job but Trump is obviously the worst! If he deserves such attention, then why NOT others? 3rd parties should be the answer folks are looking for, not a cult of personality like The Cult.
Will Louisiana hire 'poster inspectors' to go from classroom to classroom to ensure compliance?
It's all very North Korea sounding.
Not even North Korea forces its children to recite an oath to an inanimate object every day
They don't pledge allegiance? 😮
There are plenty of magats that will drop a dime on a schoolteacher for such an offense.
@@starkhorror1776I’m confident that they do, but to their leader rather than their flag.
@@starkhorror1776 As someone in Europe, that whole pledge of allegiance is soooo terrifying. There might be some dictatorships that do it, but i know of no democracies that do that every morning in school...
It does fit with the US voting for dictator orange from day one.
Please please don't.
Education is so bad in Louisiana the kids may not be able to read them.
So they can keep the people indoctrinated, breeding and consuming the cult propaganda.
47th in the nation, so... sadly, this checks out.
👏🏼😂 as a redhead I much appreciated your ginger ale bit‼️
Stephen, I saw REAL comedy last night.
"Separation of church and state"!!!!!!!!
Everyone knows that Christians are exception. Then they wonder why are young people are staying a way.
There is no Church in the government to separate. There are however a lot of religious people who work for the government, so in order to have "Separation of Church and State" the religious people who work for the government must be fired. A lot of those people are MAGA supporters, so if you want "Separation of Church and State" you have to think of a way of firing them all, without triggering massive lawsuits. Good luck with that.
So many people misunderstand what the First Amendment of the Constitution actually means. It was written by James Madison (1751-1836) in or around 1789, and states "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."
I had a instructor at Auburn University explain it to a Political Science class I was taking in this way, the word "Respecting" was James Madison's way of saying "Regarding" or perhaps "Concerning". He said that was just his opinion, but when you think about it, this is the key to understanding this entire statement. He wrote it down on the chalkboard and said if people were to read it this way it might make more sense.
_"Congress shall make no law _*_Regarding_*_ an establishment of religion, _*_OR_*_ prohibiting the free exercise thereof; _*_OR_*_ abridging the freedom of speech, _*_OR_*_ of the press; _*_OR_*_ the right of the people peaceably to assemble, _*_OR_*_ to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."_
He then explained to the class that what this generally means is that Congress shall make no law regarding any of those things he connected into one sentence. He also pointed out that "an establishment of religion" refers to a "National" Church in the way that "an establishment of drinking" refers to a bar, or "an establishment of entertainment" might refer to a concert hall. He said he explained all that because of the different meanings of words used in James Madison's time.
My point is, the First Amendment does not actually guarantee *_you personally_* anything. There is no mention of the words "Separation of Church and State", so there is no guarantee to do that. All it says is that the Congress can't make any laws regarding those things. However, it is worth remembering that the Bill of Rights (including the First Amendment) was written in 1789. Subsequently, a few years after the First Amendment was ratified, Congress passed the Sedition Act of 1798, which criminalized any speech deemed "false, scandalous, or malicious" concerning the President of the United States, members of Congress, or the Government. That is a classic example that while you have a "guaranteed" right to the Freedom of Speech, you still have to watch what you say. There is speech that is considered to be "Defamatory", "Slanderous", "Libelous", etc., and all of it can be illegal. That doesn't mean anything would be done about it without the major expense of time and money associated with going to Court, but it's still illegal...
The bottom line is, if you do not understand what you read in the First Amendment of the Constitution, perhaps you should try substituting the word "Respecting" with "Regarding" or "Concerning"? As a reverse example, do you think James Madison would understand everything we say? Most likely not...
Bobby Kennedy sounds like he just crawled from a crypt.
He's not Bobby. That was his father. RFK, Jr. is NOTHING like his father.
does he have throat cancer?
@@jackharrison7613 kinda sounds like it. Or he has burnt his throat out by smoking too much dope when he was younger. Those boys of Bobby and Ethel were wild when they were younger.
Apparently it's due to a medical condition, some neurological disorder. I would never make fun of someone's medical condition. However, it can make him difficult to understand sometimes, and public speaking is a big part of the job description. It's the rest of him- by which I mean his platform, his ideas, his ideals, what he thinks and says on various topics such as vaccines, domestic and foreign policy, etc- it's all of that, that I find so appallingly divorced from reality. He could speak in a cool, clear baritone; a voice that commands respect and confidence: and as long as he continued to espouse the ridiculous things he apparently believes in, I would still be against him.
@@TSIRKLAND oh, there are cranial nerves to the larynx, perhaps it goes back to that worm thing. and I'm not making fun of that either, just wondering. My dad had throat cancer and sounded very raspy like that. Concur with you on the politics.
Please cover the debate Mr. Colbert 😂😂😂😂😂
As much as I love Hello Kitty, I’m not gonna buy one that says “Thou shall not kill”. 😂
The irony of wanting to put Trump on the 500$ bill. 😂
None of his fanatics can afford that. Especially not if they keep paying his legal bills. 😂
Not to mention that only someone who is deceased can have their image on U.S. currency … we could only hope !
I’m sure Trump will sell those as special collector’s items for $ 999.
He should be on the 3 dollar bill.
If that ever happens, it will be the first time I will wipe my ass with a $500 bill.
@@melodyschultz2595I suppose that just means that if they put him on there he is legally required to be immediately killed by the people who ensure the integrity of currency, the secret service. Luckily he has a few armed secret service agents near him at all times who can enforce the only dead people on money law.
I just don't understand why people get so mad when you call him a convicted felon, a triader, a racist, a biggit, anarcisist, a liar, a con man, cause he tolls us every time he's on t.v
"I just don't understand why people get so mad when you call him a convicted felon..." - Because they don't like the truth (any truth). If you told them the sky is blue, they would call you a liar. If you told them the Earth revolves around the sun, they would say it's fake news. If you told them that U.S. astronauts landed on the moon, they would say you're part of the "deep state".
Spell checker off? That's a lot of typos.
Well they like to pretend he isn't. LOL I still can't believe anyone would call Trump a family or religious man but they do.
*TRUMP 2024*
@@berlinkozyreva *TRUMP 2024*
You can’t spell hatred with out red hat
Let US build a WALL America!!
Church🧱State
We can do it!! Just like Thomas Jefferson wanted!!!
Get out and VOTE like your lives depend on it.
Because it does! #VoteBlue
As well as the lives of many Ukrainians and other Europeans.
I will.
A vote for Biden is a vote for Kamala because he won't make it. After that debate performance we should ask "Who IS running the White House"? Vote RFK 2024!
My brain hurts when I try to think about why anyone would vote for Trump, but if Fox is showing a poll with Trump behind, it's only to scare their views.
They probably didn't even do a poll.
Fox is actually known for having a very good polling arm. It's weird, but not all Fox sectors are the same.
@@aprildriesslein5034 O for the days when Fox just made great old movies….now it just fosters nightmares…..
You have to have a brain for it to hurt!!!😅😅😅😅
I read that Romney's run was hurt because Fox News said he was a shoo-in, leading to lower voter turn out from people who assumed he didn't need their vote to win.
That and they hope Democrats and sane Independents will get complacent and stay home instead of voting. The polls don't matter. Gotta vote regardless of whether polls have Biden up or down.
LET RFK DEBATE!
Person, woman, man, camera, TV, Dr. Johnson, battery, windmill, whale, shark, Jail !
WHALE
SHARK! 🤣
"The late great Hannibal Lector."
Ba doop de doo.....ahhhhh
@@Paul512 bing, bong, zoom
The cheers for President Biden after he mentioned the poll putting Biden ahead was music to my ears!
Big blue wave
A tsunami of freedom!
🇺🇸💙💙💙🇺🇸⚖️
I can't believe we're doing this again. Goddammit America. You guys need to fight, and fight damn hard.
I’m from Portland Oregon and thanks for mentioning the “Portland Pickles” baseball team in the news!!!⚾️😼😺
RFK Jr is a bird guy. You know what they say, the early bird gets the worm.
Ooohhh! That's funny!! 😅
He already has the worm in his brain.
Want to see Donald Trump sing the Green Acres song and dance with chickens on SNL skit?? ruclips.net/video/yOUp_LTRzRU/видео.htmlsi=T524t8D-Z7X4P-aI
Any one of those birds has more computing power in its head than that gargling lunatic Kennedy....🤔
But will those birds get his worms?
I can't imagine 4 years listening to the voice of Bobby Jr.
I know - what is wrong with him? Throat cancer?
Oh my. Agreed!
@@user-ec3yi5xl4pCocaine wrecked his entire body. He is lucky to still be alive. I am not trashing the man. It is just a documented fact. He was a hardcore cocaine addict for many years.
@@AmericanJohnnyBoone that isnt true 😂
I barely made it through the clip
Nobody wants neither of them for president.
Actually some people support a third-party candidate
That $500 bill is now worth $6.66. 👺
RFK Jr. is only popular with birds because he has worms.
And the worms ate into his brain...
@@Bigfoot-px9gj ...to get away from the birds.
Man if only that happened somewhat recently but it was 15 years ago and hes fine, the parasite from being at a pig farm he was litigating and its not that uncommon when you actually look into it
Forgive me... I just posted a similar comment, but then read your post... didn't mean to steal your thunder...😢
@@RalphJBater No Problem. I wrote my comment before I got to that part of the video. And I should have known Stephen and his writers were going to connect birds and worms.
Don't clap, Vote Blue up and down the ballot.
And ruin the country? No thanks...
I like my rights so no thanks. Vote libertarian
@@TehkNinja As a historically 3rd party voter, I feel you. But just remember: The Libertarian party didn't give you those rights, and it's the Democrats defending them from the Republicans. I voted Dem for the 1st time in my life last election, because there will be ZERO chance for 3rd parties if THE CULT continues to persuade more and more to its anti-democracy side. Those who would make us a "christian nation" are betraying not only the nation, but Christianity as well.
Only 2 points?! Jeez it’s scary that almost half of the population still trust Trump.😅
How’d that debate go Stephen??
Trump lied his ass off and Biden had some moments that showed he's only 3 years older than Trump?
@@RippieFarmer Oh sweet little liberal baby person.
The level of cope in your reply is so delicious!
❤
@@Been.Here.Since.2007 oh sweet little MAGAt. Don't pretend you know anything about humans or their coping devices.
You are equivalent to a robot. You got programmed and can't get off the program.
Whenever I hear "Welcome one and all, I am your host Stephen Colbert" I can feel my blood pressure go down. 💙👍
"In here, out there, and all the ships at sea.
Wait until someone wants to put up Wiccan or other Pagan information in the classroom.
Yeah, I suggested “If it harm none, do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.” I figure that would really confuse the kiddies, right there next to the Ten Commandments!
The Christians stole all basics from the pagans anyway. I don’t see why it would be a problem.
Or what about Pastafarian kids (Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) who want to display the Ten It's Better If You Do & Don't's from the Holy Book of Tortellini?
They now need to be open to posting ALL RELIGIOUS TEXTS IN THE CLASSROOM. I hope the Satanic Church is suing.
So anyone see the debate?..... Lol you funny democrats
RFK Jr. had to edit out the part where the ravens kept telling him, "Nevermore!'
Justice for Trump in FL? Nothing but Cannon fodder.
I see what you did there 😅
Vote! Vote! Vote! Just get out and Vote!
The solstice is midsummer. Summer begins at Beltane. Ask your Druid friends.
They manage Stonehenge for this exact reason, and because they get thousands of visitors a day.
So, could we call the people managing that site... hengemen?
Trump *doesn't know how* to debate! All he does is interrupt/talk over, insult, bully, attack, lie, blame, deflect and repeat. There's a reason Biden's doing a great job as president, and he's going to win the debate in a landslide (well, to everyone in the right mind, anyway). And their mics being turned off when their time to speak is done is BRILLIANT! Trump will be *infuriated* when he realizes he can't talk over/interrupt Biden!👏
If he even shows up-I still think there is a strong chance he won’t-I can see him pitching an absolute toddler fit and walking off the stage the first time he is muted mid-verbal vomit.
If they are in the same room with no divider he will.
Stonehenge will still be here after the existential climate emergency evicts Planet Earth's worst ever tenants.
I was in Stonehenge two months ago. Amazing place. People have to make statements.
How can anyone gravitate towards RFK? The man has all the charisma of a chipotle enema!
I am not kidding, A child literally fainted just as Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry about to sign that law during the signing ceremony.
And the Governor didn't do anything...
@@Talia.Ryn710 He was too busy self-congratulating to even notice.
It's a really bad omen when someone faints at your bill signing ceremony!
A child, too! Not like an old, sick person. It’s almost as if God is trying to signal to him this is not good 😂
How about how Trump walked away from one or more signing ceremonies without actually singing anything.
@@Boobalopbop - when was this, and who was president?
@@chrisrj9871 Yeah and what song did he not "singing"?
@@chrisrj9871 It happened over the weekend. I guess look up Louisiana 10 commandments bill signing faint 🤷🏽♀️
This ages like fine cheese.
Huginn and Muninn calling RFK to the afterlife.
Doesn’t someone have to be deceased to be on our currency? 😈😈😈
Hmmmmm🤔
In that case I'm all for it.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while RFK jr pondered, weak and weary, if he could have any chance in the polls. Then the bird said “Nevermore.”
🎉❤fantastic
And then pulled a worm out of his ear and ate it.
@@lucindamcguinn691 shit was 15 years ago but keep saying the same shit if it makes you happy.
Good thing they don't have a gravel pit or RIP Toby
When his relatives says bad things about him that is enough for me
If Stonehenge was not managed and protected, it would have been chipped away by American souvenir hunters by now. Those birds are crows, not ravens which are much bigger.
😂😅Biden ahead😂😅LOL
If trump wants drug testing before the Presidential debate, he who calls for the test, takes his test FIRST and then no “private” time until the debate is over.
that's actually an agreed rule, they can't talk to their staffers during breaks (I think they get 2)
@@SixteenTonesStudio
👍🏻
how about an ethics test?
@@oldrrocrHow about an IQ test?
How about a civics test.
Makes me wonder how much money those posters cost, that could've been used to feed children in breakfast or lunch programs. That would've been of much better use than a religious poster.
Or to buy school supplies like pencils and paper so teachers don't have to.
@@gingerredshoes and to think senator Kennedy says teachers get paid too much 😮
To be fair, a one time purchase (even if sweeping) is a drop in the bucket compared to the ongoing costs of those other things. But there ARE much better ways to spend the money. And they have no room to cry poor. AND it’s the legal battle that will REALLY cost them. AND IT’S THE FIRST AMENDMENT VIOLATION!!!
Trust the Rethuglicans to do the multidimensionally WRONG thing!
What makes you think they want children to actually learn?
@@EvelynSaungikar THIS^^! The more educated people are, the less likely they will vote for the party of tax cuts for the rich. Thus, the constant attacks on higher education as "liberal brainwashing". Because the more you understand the difference between a Democracy and a Republic, the more likely you are to vote for the party that represents your interests, which only align Republican if you are a wealthy owner of businesses and/or land.
If you’ve ever worked with ravens, you would know that you don’t want those massive beaks anywhere near your hands. They’re not only super intelligent and mischievous, but also powerful. Ravens are trickster figures in many cultures for a reason. They are amazing, and should be respected, not tamed.
RFK Jr., Cheryl Hines, that emu and a shovel? This is officially more out of touch than Romney riding Rifalca.
I can just imagine social studies class now. Imagine the irony of teaching students about the separation of church and state with a big ten commandments poster behind you.
How can the kids take it seriously? Look at Trump! The guy has never ever followed the 10 commandments. He can break all 10 in a single day. What a joke! Biden 2024!
I used to be a devout Catholic (ofc this was in the 90s and my LifeTeen mass was preceded by my parents' folk mass and their parents' Catholic Worker and THEIR parents' bishop speaking at a socialist convention in 1905... so times were different 😂). It will never cease to amaze me how any Catholic wants a return to the theocracies that lead to the religious wars in Europe.
They should stick to religion (& live it- admittedly I don't either but 🤷🏻♀️ lateral move).
The thing is, MAGA is infiltrating all levels of government, from the ground up, including school boards. They don't believe in the separation of church and state and will ultimately change school curriculums to reflect that agenda.
If I were a kid in one of those classes, that poster would be torn off the wall as many times as it took for me to be expelled from school so that I didn’t have to be subjected their hypocritical and unconstitutional religious theocracy.
How about “thou shall not impose one’s personal religious beliefs upon the children of other tax paying citizens?” Better yet, respect the separation of church and state. If you want to brainwash your defenseless child, that’s what private schools and churches are for.
I apologize for ranting, but it must be said: the christian nationalists in this country are an infuriating bunch of hateful loons, hell-bent on an endless crusade of self-righteous hypocrisy. They’re just too blinded by faith to realize their aspirations are no different than those of other theocratic governments around the world, such as the Taliban.
Scary times when you have to question how the supreme court will rule once this Louisiana nonsense is presented before the six cult members wearing black robes.
@@stardust86x The 'religious right' are hypocritically trying to groom all the kids in PUBLIC schools to accept their beliefs and sexuality. GROOMERS!
I bet all those MAGA folks are wishing they had their donations back so they could buy a window fan for the trailer...
It's hot!
They need their money back after investing in failing Truth Social
How are they going to run their fans if their electricity has been shut off for non-payment?
🤣🤣🤣
Need Larry the cable guy to work up a new "global warming routine",laughing keeps you cool,(or perhaps takes your mind away from the fact you are now cooking in your own juices).
@@istdochallesegal3427state energy blackouts from an inability to govern effectively.
The birds are looking for the worm 🐛 in his head!!
The ravens are following Robert Kennedy because the early bird gets the worm!
Cheryl carrying around a shovel to defend herself against an emu brought home by her husband is the most Curb storyline ever
I'm looking forward to legislation requiring the Koran and Sharia Law verses be displayed in every Louisanna school. If Republicans want to play with religion in government/schools, let's get serious.