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  • President Biden visited France to commemorate the 80th anniversary of D-Day, the former president told Fox News how much he hates drugs and smoking, and Stephen looks into the meaty details of Sen. Bob Menendez's bribery trial.
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  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 22 дня назад +1096

    “It’s his fault, it’s her fault, it’s their fault, it’s never my fault.”
    - Convicted Felon Don

    • @chrisrakow9745
      @chrisrakow9745 22 дня назад +27

      After all, Dons in NY get investigated, indicted, arrested, tried and convicted 😅😂😆

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 22 дня назад +24

      Don't forget "evicted" very soon if he can't pay his settlements and lawsuits.

    • @Hippiechick11
      @Hippiechick11 22 дня назад +22

      He has no control over his own life apparently.

    • @kathybyerly7904
      @kathybyerly7904 22 дня назад +23

      He doesn't have a life. If he did he wouldn't be running for god forbid president

    • @janefreeman995
      @janefreeman995 22 дня назад +18

      The scary part is what happens to those he falsely blames.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 22 дня назад +610

    Republicans: Today on D-Day...
    America: NO, you don't get to honor D-Day's survivors when you're working overtime to undo the sacrifice of those men in the name of Donald Trump.

    • @sarahserenityqueen117
      @sarahserenityqueen117 22 дня назад +47

      👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 22 дня назад +1

      Convicted Felon Bonespurs dodged the draft. He has precisely *zero* rights to talk about war veterans.

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 22 дня назад +15

      More karma.

    • @gwengolding8697
      @gwengolding8697 22 дня назад +13

      Amen!

    • @-htl-
      @-htl- 22 дня назад

      They were busy on the phone with the Kremlin, trai...

  • @lordsepht
    @lordsepht 22 дня назад +368

    I'm french Canadian and I still dont comprehend how many pro trump we have even here in Québec and probably in the rest of Canada too.. this guy is a plague

    • @kstricl
      @kstricl 22 дня назад +35

      You think that's bad? I'm in rural Alberta! We have people that still unironically wear the MAGA hats. Like dude, tRump was not our friend and we're not included in his America.

    • @Taricus
      @Taricus 22 дня назад +16

      How is that even possible?!

    • @kstricl
      @kstricl 22 дня назад

      @@Taricus Look up Van Balion Queenie. Or for that matter any SovCit in Canada. They legitimately think we operate under US law (or bad law takes like traveling instead of driving.) These are some of the same people that literally worship the orange oompa loompa.

    • @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513
      @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 22 дня назад

      I can’t understand why there is even one person left who would consider voting for tRump. He is a horrible excuse for a human being.

    • @Albe3331
      @Albe3331 22 дня назад +12

      I was always under the impression that Canadians were friendly, intelligent people. Guess I was mistaken.

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 22 дня назад +152

    “What’s happened to me has never happened in this country before.” Because no other president got caught breaking the law before. Then you came along, Donny, and you got caught and thankfully there were 12 ordinary NY citizens who found you guilty.

    • @Quaker-tc8ue
      @Quaker-tc8ue 22 дня назад +17

      The other part that has to be remembered is that this is the first time he’s EVER been held accountable.
      Until now, he’s had lawyers/judges excuse him from punishment.
      Those lawyers/judges are now either dead, very old, or in as much trouble as he is.
      If he hadn’t been president, he might have continued to be excused.
      But he was, and the general public knows he was excused, and not allowing any more.

    • @anastasiabeaverhausen8220
      @anastasiabeaverhausen8220 22 дня назад +11

      Well, Nixon got caught, but Ford let him go.

    • @avedic
      @avedic 20 дней назад +3

      It also goes to show just how _small_ his own mind is. How myopic and simple his conception of reality is.
      He resorts to extreme hyperbole all the time....because he doesn't understand nuance or degrees or relative difference. Because he doesn't know _anything_ about...anything. He's never read a book. He has no understanding of any aspect of the world. And so, everything he experiences....he interprets as being the archetypal example. It's main character syndrome taken to existential absurdity.

    • @CarlosFernandez-et8uq
      @CarlosFernandez-et8uq 20 дней назад +2

      "How true, Tommy! Donald Trump, as a self-proclaimed insurrectionist and, worst of all, "draft-dodger," truly upholds that slogan, "Elect a Clown, expect a Circus"!

    • @Crimso6
      @Crimso6 19 дней назад

      Oh no, Biden has been braking the Law way before Trump. If fact Biden is braking the law right now by having an open border. He has also violated you’re free speech rights and freedom of choice

  • @flixri726
    @flixri726 22 дня назад +218

    As a German, thanks for the whole liberating thing. Kinda sad you just got one half, but can’t really fault you for that. After giving us freedom from fascism, a great Constitution and a helping hand to get back on our feet.
    But please don’t repeat the shit we did. We played fascism through, our country was in ruins, our reputation stained for the ages and besides the victims we produced, the Nazis got thousands of Germans killed.

    • @SwiftJustice
      @SwiftJustice 22 дня назад

      Millions. They sent 5,000,000 socialist germans to the ovens.

    • @DaveP-uv1ml
      @DaveP-uv1ml 22 дня назад +49

      My elderly mother tells me when she was younger and toured Germany and Europe, and went to the concentration camps. She had wondered to herself how Germany could do such a thing and elected man like Hitler?
      Now she says she realizes just how naïve she was about her own country.

    • @seanpadgett3053
      @seanpadgett3053 22 дня назад +43

      @@DaveP-uv1mlit always confused me how an educated and civilised country like Germany could go down that route. Then we look at modern day America and see but for the grace of god it can easily happen anywhere if the good people don’t stand together. Fingers crossed we never revisit those dark days it would forever taint the memory of the millions who stood against them first time around and we can’t ever allow that to happen.

    • @terimiller6814
      @terimiller6814 22 дня назад +26

      My older sister and I were born in Frankfurt after WWII. My father was an American soldier. So proud to be from a country that fought back! Now, at 70 years old I live in America and am ashamed there are people here so ignorant they would follow a wannabe Hitler.

    • @jeannieschweitzer1754
      @jeannieschweitzer1754 22 дня назад +14

      You had a resistance too. I thank you for that. Help my dad escape the labour camp. ❤️❤️❤️

  • @pdruiz2005
    @pdruiz2005 22 дня назад +582

    That 96 year old was either 16 or 17 years old on June 6, 1944, when D-Day happened. That’s both impressive and horrifying.

    • @scopie49
      @scopie49 22 дня назад +67

      I think the odds are surprising. Not only to survive such a hellish day but to also be healthy enough after the whole war to live to 90+.

    • @terimiller6814
      @terimiller6814 22 дня назад +69

      My dad fought in WWII, but died at age 64 of cancer. I wish he was still here, he'd be so proud of President Biden🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

    • @alexandradaniele
      @alexandradaniele 22 дня назад +56

      ​@@terimiller6814 My dad landed on Omaha Beach on D-Day. He too died of cancer. He would be horrified by Trump.

    • @adb888
      @adb888 22 дня назад +50

      There were quite a few guys that lied about their age to serve - a lot of the REALLY young ones went into the Navy though, as it was easier for them to get in there with their smaller stature and physique.

    • @RspbyLmn
      @RspbyLmn 22 дня назад +32

      If he is 96 today, he was just 16 eighty years ago today.

  • @nyerineu3388
    @nyerineu3388 22 дня назад +171

    My father, a Bronx, NY boy was a tank commander in Patton's 3rd Army, and saw ugly action in the Ardennes (Belgium). For sure, he is rolling in the grave that a criminal, who waged an insurrection is the GQP POTUS-2024 candidate! On 5. Nov., vote like your life depended on it!
    ....Slava Ukraine, NATO stay strong & united!

    • @LahainaStrong444
      @LahainaStrong444 21 день назад +5

      #VOTEBLUE #VOTEBLUE #VOTEBLUE🐳🦋🦕🐬🦋🧊💎🌎🌊

    • @jiffjiffernson7292
      @jiffjiffernson7292 21 день назад +4

      *1 FIGHT 1 TEAM 1 FUTURE VOTE EDUCATE BIDEN*

  • @MelodyMaly
    @MelodyMaly 22 дня назад +55

    HEROES FROM PRIVATE TO GENERAL. THANK YOU TO ALL OUR ALLIES AND OUR AMERICAN HEROS. HATS OFF TO THE TUSKEGEE AIRMAN!!!😅

    • @Quaker-tc8ue
      @Quaker-tc8ue 19 дней назад +1

      I don’t know about that.
      A private probably saw a lot more ‘front-line’ than a general did.
      Although, when Ike Eisenhower and Omar Bradley went to Ohrdruf, saw what had been happening, Bradley excused himself to be sick, but Eisenhower forced himself to listen and look.

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac 22 дня назад +804

    I like presidents who don't refer to the soldiers who fought and died for America as "suckers and losers".

    • @laisaechao7289
      @laisaechao7289 22 дня назад +40

      John McCain is haunting him. Talk about karma

    • @user-td2wi4vw6r
      @user-td2wi4vw6r 22 дня назад

      They ignited a World War I in which millions of innocent people died, they ignited a Second World War in which millions of innocent people died, they brought Africans from Africa, enslaved them, treated them the worst treatment, occupied America and wiped out its indigenous population, and then they say that Islam is a terrorist religion and that Muslims are terrorists.

    • @susanfrancis5471
      @susanfrancis5471 22 дня назад

      @@laisaechao7289
      I hope so. A rude and disgusting man, and the bloody Electoral College
      Made him president with 3 Million fewer votes.
      Something is very wrong with our present system.

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 22 дня назад +28

      @@laisaechao7289 #45 said those words to Gen Kelley at Arlington.

    • @user-bq8rq8cv4g
      @user-bq8rq8cv4g 22 дня назад

      @ChandlerSomborac- Only an egocentric narcissist like Trump would be disrespectful towards those who made the ultimate sacrifice in order to ensure American freedom.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 22 дня назад +406

    “Veterans are suckers. Insurrectionists are heroes.”
    - Cadet Bone Spurs

    • @pdruiz2005
      @pdruiz2005 22 дня назад +39

      He’s now Cadet Convicted Felon Bone Spurs to you, young man!

    • @pmclaughlin4111
      @pmclaughlin4111 22 дня назад +20

      I actually have very painful bone spurs right foot)
      He is an insult to bonespurs

    • @OfSoulAndSin
      @OfSoulAndSin 22 дня назад +13

      You forgot “losers”

    • @nydiapascual1307
      @nydiapascual1307 22 дня назад +2

      Bone spurs you get to say that if you have walked on the boots of those heroes, again lobotomized brain.

    • @jinkenz6459
      @jinkenz6459 22 дня назад +1

      As I scrolled pass your comment... all I saw was Cad Bane. Don't ask why, as I won't be able to tell.

  • @igorschmidlapp6987
    @igorschmidlapp6987 22 дня назад +107

    One veteran of D-Day died at age 99 while traveling to the ceremony. Thank you for your service, Sir...

    • @magacultweardiapers
      @magacultweardiapers 21 день назад +5

      101.
      Not 99.

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 20 дней назад +5

      @@magacultweardiapers The news story that I read said, 99, so I blame them for any inaccuracies...

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee 20 дней назад

      🤨😐😑

    • @rosehill9537
      @rosehill9537 19 дней назад +2

      Lest we forget.

      From Aus.

    • @drstone1167
      @drstone1167 19 дней назад

      🆘 The #1 existential threat to the United States is four more years of senile incompetent Joe Biden.
      The Biden / Democrat 3 1/2 year inflation disaster due to their failed policies is listed below. Grocery prices are up 21%. Gasoline prices are up 45%. Energy to heat and cool your house is up 38%. Consumer prices are up 20%. Credit Card Debt is up 45%. All this happened since incompetent, senile Joe Biden took office.

  • @user-ni2eh3ob4n
    @user-ni2eh3ob4n 22 дня назад +203

    JOE BIDEN being a classic president for heading out to Normandy and showing thanks our brave veterans on D-Day memorial !!! Thank you JOE BIDEN !!!

    • @ABC-dw7pe
      @ABC-dw7pe 22 дня назад +2

      And yet he spoke about Ukraine and nato on a day he shouldn’t have mentioned either!!!! SMH

    • @macdieter23558
      @macdieter23558 22 дня назад +10

      @@ABC-dw7pe Why shouldn´t he have mentioned?? SMHEM!

    • @ABC-dw7pe
      @ABC-dw7pe 22 дня назад +2

      @@macdieter23558 because it’s a day of commemoration for veterans, many of whom are 100+ years old and there to remember their lost comrades from a battle 80 years ago that they may never commemorate again. It was utterly inappropriate to mention anything other than gratitude. No other world leader did so.
      You don’t go to someone’s funeral and mention oh well what about my mum who died last year.

    • @LolaLaRue-sq6jm
      @LolaLaRue-sq6jm 22 дня назад +1

      @@ABC-dw7pe Is Putin's poodle barking again?
      BRAVO to our President! ALL GLORY and VICTORY to the valiant people of Ukraine!

    • @LolaLaRue-sq6jm
      @LolaLaRue-sq6jm 22 дня назад +1

      @@ABC-dw7pe Putin IS Hitler and anybody who doesn't know that by now needs a brain transplant.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 22 дня назад +542

    Thank you, Stormy. Your service to the country won’t be forgotten. I know Melania won’t.

    • @courtney-rw8ch
      @courtney-rw8ch 22 дня назад +38

      Talk about 'taking one for the teem'!🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-mb9zx9lg7p
      @user-mb9zx9lg7p 22 дня назад

      Trump derangement syndrome he's in your head rent free

    • @anitaevans5361
      @anitaevans5361 22 дня назад +22

      Q's Storm arrived & she is Amazing 🌬💕

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks 22 дня назад +1

      @@user-mb9zx9lg7p Mikey, your favorite rapist fraud is going to prison.

    • @c0mpu73rguy
      @c0mpu73rguy 22 дня назад +7

      😂

  • @anthonettedillard3999
    @anthonettedillard3999 22 дня назад +544

    So proud of my President in France!!! His words Honor the WW2 soldiers while strengthening are International partnerships and reassuring the World leaders that the US will continue to support the Fight for Freedom and Democracy!! VOTE BLUE 💙🗳️

    • @jaquanpowell4605
      @jaquanpowell4605 22 дня назад

      Slave owners and greedy politicians smdh

    • @RW-zh7kl
      @RW-zh7kl 22 дня назад

      You're lucky your President isn't Joe Biden, everyone just feels sorry for President Biden cuz his family member was eaten by cannibals, so horrible

    • @user-tu4rn8ui9u
      @user-tu4rn8ui9u 22 дня назад +23

      Agree. Was incredible.

    • @canaconn2388
      @canaconn2388 22 дня назад +1

      So much for Ukraine being a democracy..

    • @Im_No_One_2024
      @Im_No_One_2024 22 дня назад +23

      Biden / Harris 2024

  • @cherynenglish6561
    @cherynenglish6561 21 день назад +18

    My Mom was in the OSS (precursor to the CIA). She was a language expert. Shout out to her too!

  • @cherynenglish6561
    @cherynenglish6561 21 день назад +21

    My Dad was a Marine in the 6th. He fought in Okinawa and in Guadalcanal. He has passed now, but just a shout out because of what he fought for.

    • @rkms5606
      @rkms5606 21 день назад +1

      🙏🏿😊

    • @HashknightGaming
      @HashknightGaming 17 дней назад

      Thank you, and he is in a better place now. may he rest in peace. 🫡

  • @twist58
    @twist58 22 дня назад +650

    There’s absolutely no room in any office for a convicted felon.

    • @user-tj7ek8bs7x
      @user-tj7ek8bs7x 22 дня назад +20

      you can't get a job as a janitor if you are a felon

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 22 дня назад +20

      ​@@user-tj7ek8bs7xAnd you most *definitely* cannot be the leader of the free world if you're a convicted felon.

    • @goddosyourself7970
      @goddosyourself7970 22 дня назад

      ​@@user-tj7ek8bs7xskibidi biden

    • @goddosyourself7970
      @goddosyourself7970 22 дня назад +2

      ​@@gamepapa1211skibidi biden

    • @troycul6552
      @troycul6552 22 дня назад

      yea but watch him win America is F$#ked

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 22 дня назад +1382

    It’s nothing but a complete and total embarrassment that a man who tried to overthrow an election he lost and found guilty 34 times has a chance of being president.

    • @courtney-rw8ch
      @courtney-rw8ch 22 дня назад

      34 was just the number of this last case. Also found guilty of defamation AND financial fraud. but maga will maga......

    • @paulc14
      @paulc14 22 дня назад +103

      ... and it _shouldn't be happening_

    • @theorenhobart
      @theorenhobart 22 дня назад +37

      as Eddie Murphy said: 'welcome to america'

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith 22 дня назад +115

      Reminder - he LOST the popular vote TWICE. Eliminate the Electoral College and adopt Ranked-Choice Voting! EVERYBODY WINS but the corporatists and oligarchs.

    • @gemcan54
      @gemcan54 22 дня назад

      BIDEN EMBARRASSES HIMSELF WHILE CRAPPING HIMSELF AT D-DAY CEREMONY.

  • @bethbrooks8197
    @bethbrooks8197 22 дня назад +26

    I say Thank you to all of our military of past and present. Bless you

  • @The_R-n-I_Guy
    @The_R-n-I_Guy 22 дня назад +64

    96? He was 16 when he fought against the Nazis! These people were beyond heros!

    • @mericanadian101
      @mericanadian101 22 дня назад +5

      He lied about his age in order to fight....that is the type of people who were fighting in WWII.
      My dad would have been 103 if he were alive today, and he was already in Europe long before D-Day. He and his brother were 19 and 17 when they joined the Canadian military (army & air force) in 1939 and went off to fight for our freedom in Europe along with a million other Canucks (a million may not sound like many....but....we only had a population of 10million at the time)...yes fully 10% of our total population volunteered to go overseas to fight for what was (and is) right!!!

  • @souhilabouchareb9386
    @souhilabouchareb9386 22 дня назад +358

    Eighty years ago, many young soldiers from all over the world came here, to fight with (for) us and get back our freedom. On Thursday, we remembered and honored them. Forever grateful to the americans Heroes. Merci. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲

    • @CircusFoxxo
      @CircusFoxxo 22 дня назад +29

      My grandfather was one of them

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 22 дня назад +32

      ​​​@@CircusFoxxoDitto. Which is why I will *never* forgive Trump for calling my grandfather a "sucker" and a "loser."

    • @karenneill9109
      @karenneill9109 22 дня назад +21

      May we all remember the lessons. Too many have forgotten them.

    • @terimiller6814
      @terimiller6814 22 дня назад +23

      My father was one of them! My older sister and I were born in Germany because he chose to stay and help with security and clean-up. Don't let that happen again. Don't elect Hitler.

    • @takata98
      @takata98 22 дня назад +8

      @@karenneill9109 Respectfully, I have to say whilst many remember that lessons others have not experienced them. Consequently the possibility of repetition is great and sad.

  • @LegendaryLuke941
    @LegendaryLuke941 22 дня назад +1062

    To all of the D-Day veterans, you all are hero’s no matter how big or small your role was on the day, we will never be able to say thank you enough.

    • @johnKey-go4gq
      @johnKey-go4gq 22 дня назад +4

      But YUERALL FORGETHATS ABOUTS MISTIK, MAJESTYIK.

    • @delta5297
      @delta5297 22 дня назад +11

      Technically D-Day was not the turning point. Most of the German army was defeated on the Eastern front by the Soviets. But....Russia is kinda evil nowadays, so I guess we don't talk about that.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 22 дня назад +18

      ​​​@@johnKey-go4gqBruce, you are *drunk!*

    • @johnKey-go4gq
      @johnKey-go4gq 22 дня назад +1

      @@gamepapa1211
      drunk🤔 whats yu words drunks its drum,tank as made as wine thats drunk.

    • @pmclaughlin4111
      @pmclaughlin4111 22 дня назад +27

      Technically, D Day was a turning point. Things were grinding away on the Eastern front and D Day established a western front. Brother in law grew up in the Soviet Union and while the USSR is centered in the narrative, the Soviets acknowledged the importance of the opening of another front
      (Interestingly, the Soviets virtually ignore the existence of the war in the pacific.)

  • @ezmillrezmillr1065
    @ezmillrezmillr1065 22 дня назад +22

    We really need to remember the ones who died for our country and the very few that are still with us. Soon there won't be anyone left. We will honor them forever.

  • @meredithmorgan5959
    @meredithmorgan5959 22 дня назад +25

    This monolog was awesome. Way to go Stephen Colbert, the writers and the media team. It feels so good to laugh in such a troubled time. Please keep doing what you do the way you do it. I watch everyday

  • @CrymsonNite
    @CrymsonNite 22 дня назад +152

    Weird, a democrat is being charged with accepting bribes? Maybe they should charge that one supreme court justice that has accepted pretty much an entire lifestyle from a friend he met after he became a justice.

    • @rls25132
      @rls25132 22 дня назад

      Yes, Yes...Anita Hill warned us and the male-run country trashed the honest woman and suffered the consequences. Men stick up for their criminal counterparts. But, American men hate and wish to destroy women and this country.

    • @Chemdawg9091
      @Chemdawg9091 22 дня назад

      Yes, they should. I'm wondering where the F**K is the IRS @ on all these cheating criminals slicksters in power...😅

    • @helentaylor7132
      @helentaylor7132 20 дней назад

      It was New Jersey. Mafia runs most everything.

  • @mypillowguy445
    @mypillowguy445 22 дня назад +1117

    I like presidents who are not convicted felons.

    • @KingPaimon666
      @KingPaimon666 22 дня назад

      I like presidents who don't sniff children

    • @Voice-fs2ql
      @Voice-fs2ql 22 дня назад +24

      Or presidents who give creepy massages to people

    • @courtney-rw8ch
      @courtney-rw8ch 22 дня назад +44

      So does France! He in not even allowed to travel there now.

    • @Dlf212
      @Dlf212 22 дня назад +17

      or presidents that actually served (in the military) - Lincoln, Jefferson, T Rosevelt, Einsenhower ....
      or presidens that had actual ideas on how to improve the country (DDE with the roadway system, one example)

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 22 дня назад +25

      I like em when they haven't even tried doing something that could get them _possibly_ convicted in the first place.
      You know...responsible adults.
      Remember those? We used to actually have those.

  • @HandyMan657
    @HandyMan657 22 дня назад +37

    What's happened to him is the causation of his actions. That's right it's never happened before, we've never had a blatant liar, thief, and traitor as a president before. And the way he obtained that position needs further investigation.

  • @lynnhettrick7588
    @lynnhettrick7588 22 дня назад +16

    My grandfather served in WWII and lived to be 90. He would’ve been 103 this year. He didn’t get to meet my mom until she was 2 years old because of the war.

  • @ashleytaveras9035
    @ashleytaveras9035 22 дня назад +213

    A salute to 80th anniversary of D-Day. 🇺🇲

    • @josecanales2978
      @josecanales2978 22 дня назад +2

      🫡

    • @jamesrowden303
      @jamesrowden303 22 дня назад

      A legsweep to the 52nd anniversary of me. 🏴‍☠ (See, I can do some vague stuff too).

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 22 дня назад +644

    Trivia: Captain Bonespurs is a draft dodger and used his daddy's money to avoid ever actually serving. He's the last person in the entire solar system to have *any* right to say *anything* about *any* war veterans.

    • @KnockOut242
      @KnockOut242 22 дня назад +36

      AMEN!
      Signed,
      A U.S. Navy veteran

    • @WyvernYT
      @WyvernYT 22 дня назад +47

      You may remember that his grandfather was also a draft dodger.

    • @samuellopez1957
      @samuellopez1957 22 дня назад +12

      Solar System 😅😅😅 I Used That a Lot Too Bro!😅😊

    • @samuellopez1957
      @samuellopez1957 22 дня назад

      Trump Family 🐈Ssys A Of Them.

    • @jtpalooki7757
      @jtpalooki7757 22 дня назад

      @@samuellopez1957SpaceForce have vets too!🫡

  • @casperimprovedintransition8002
    @casperimprovedintransition8002 22 дня назад +19

    80th anniversary.... If that old soldier was 96, that means he was on the beach in Normandy when he was 16 yrs old... Different times.

  • @_Lazare
    @_Lazare 22 дня назад +11

    The fifth avenue line is really beyond comprehension!
    Who in their right mind would even say or think such a thing !!

  • @PenneySounds
    @PenneySounds 22 дня назад +349

    When will they learn that they can't be opposed to abortion AND contraception? Contraception prevents abortions.

    • @MEGQuilts
      @MEGQuilts 22 дня назад +38

      They're getting awfully close to a Monty Python bit, aren't they?

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel 22 дня назад +64

      Since when did hypocrisy ever bother them?

    • @karenneill9109
      @karenneill9109 22 дня назад

      They want more white babies…

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 22 дня назад

      @@pickledragonrebel What hypocrisy? These goons want to make sure women have no say in their own reproductivity; neither in the conception nor pregnancy. If they had their way they would also strip them of their right to vote and make it so someone else made the choice for them of who they could marry. Nothing like turning back the clock by a century or two.

    • @PC-kd7dj
      @PC-kd7dj 22 дня назад +25

      GOP “The Party of No”

  • @Hathur
    @Hathur 22 дня назад +113

    My grandpa died 3 years ago - he fought on Juno Beach. Wish he was still around to provide his wisdom and outlook on things, he was so wise and all around a truly great man.

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 22 дня назад +1

      I just sharted.

    • @birbluv9595
      @birbluv9595 22 дня назад +1

      What a wonderful grandpa you had. I am so sorry that he is gone. That entire generation is slipping away fast.

  • @janyceseahorn4013
    @janyceseahorn4013 22 дня назад +24

    All good folks! We will prevail. I am so proud to be born in our USA. I never take it for granted. Thank you!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @mcas3161
    @mcas3161 22 дня назад +15

    OMG. That's how I like to start my day. Laughing till I have tears coming out of my face! Him and his writers are comic geniuses.

    • @kencreel5660
      @kencreel5660 22 дня назад

      Really ? What made you laugh so hard? I find the writers mwah mwah ahwww

  • @JLee-rt6ve
    @JLee-rt6ve 22 дня назад +83

    Who does Menendez think he is, accepting "gifts" from "friends"? A Supreme Court justice?

    • @SuperMrsMar
      @SuperMrsMar 22 дня назад +3

      You won the comment section, that was on point.

    • @FuKuntt
      @FuKuntt 22 дня назад +3

      He's also blaming his wife!

    • @macdieter23558
      @macdieter23558 22 дня назад

      @@FuKuntt Is Menendez another name of DJT?

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 22 дня назад +401

    I don't drink or take drugs, but if Trump is elected I may have to start.

    • @monpayscanada
      @monpayscanada 22 дня назад +17

      Nah, just stop paying taxes, that’s what my pals are doing

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 22 дня назад +10

      The first time you smoke weed, just try to stay calm. Count to 100.

    • @lucylillypad1512
      @lucylillypad1512 22 дня назад

      U

    • @professorbutters
      @professorbutters 22 дня назад +3

      I don’t think Biden does either, though, so it’s your option.

    • @samuellopez1957
      @samuellopez1957 22 дня назад

      Don't Do That. That 🤬Piece Of 💩 ISN'T WORTHED MESSING UP UR HEALTH James T. 🥾🍊🥾🍊🥾🍊🥾🍊🥾🍊🤬🍊👎🍊🍊💩🤭🤢🦨Help Me Send This Kind Of Texts All Over Bro !!!😊

  • @tommyt1971
    @tommyt1971 22 дня назад +5

    “It’s against the law to buy guns while using drugs?” Not just Florida but Don Jr.

  • @szimmy79
    @szimmy79 22 дня назад +7

    Best monologues ever. Keeps me laughing during hard time. Thank you Stephen!

  • @joanmackie1735
    @joanmackie1735 22 дня назад +155

    A 96 year old veteran of D-Day. That means he was 16 went he went into battle. What incredible courage!

    • @MrDeathpilot
      @MrDeathpilot 22 дня назад +9

      When you were 16, were you "brave" or did you just think you were invincible?

    • @carolr7333
      @carolr7333 22 дня назад +3

      Thank you so very much for your service, and God Bless!

    • @alanai1981
      @alanai1981 22 дня назад +5

      HE LIED ON HIS PAPERS SO HE COULD FIGHT. WOW

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 22 дня назад +11

      ​@@MrDeathpilotThe kids at Normandy might have thought they were invincible until they saw the first wave gunned down. They still went forward. Do NOT disrespect them.

    • @Quaker-tc8ue
      @Quaker-tc8ue 22 дня назад +4

      @@MrDeathpilot both.
      Although, i think you are trying to equate chronological age with maturity, and you can’t do that.

  • @EarlGraf
    @EarlGraf 22 дня назад +56

    For those with a short memory.
    When don was first notified about covid.
    He didn't care less.
    His concern for the CDC.
    ' How soon can we get flavored vape products back on the market? '
    ( feel free to fact check. )
    YES, a president who cares more about flavored smoke to addict minors then an actual pandemic.
    Because big tobacco donated to don.

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 22 дня назад

      Consider this more proof that Trump is heartless, and has no concern for any Americans beyond himself.

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 22 дня назад

      And MTG's brainless rhetoric against Dr. Faucci, a man whose work saved countless lives. How can anyone have working braincells and vote Republican, is beyond me.

    • @sadaqahgreen3006
      @sadaqahgreen3006 22 дня назад +1

      One of the saddest things is that short memory span😢

    • @judithgannon5642
      @judithgannon5642 19 дней назад

      Someone on Facebook said DT didn't actually kill anyone. I said Pandemic etc. They said that the Mayor of NYC killed the people. That DT sent a hospital ship. ( remember how that snafuued) But anyway, that person is going to vote.

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 19 дней назад

      Facts

  • @t.mariehodge1561
    @t.mariehodge1561 22 дня назад +9

    The beef jokes, the cow mooing, priceless!!!

  • @melodys.portlandoregon556
    @melodys.portlandoregon556 22 дня назад +5

    Love Stephen Colbert and his humor. Also love the comments in this comment section. So much good information and comments. 💙

  • @LaneQuenemoen
    @LaneQuenemoen 22 дня назад +334

    What has to stop is Trump running for anything. He's only running to keep his ass out of jail.

    • @wingman416
      @wingman416 22 дня назад +7

      What "friends" is he talking about who can't quit smoking. "Friends"? Linsey, maybe?

    • @stanswaby
      @stanswaby 22 дня назад

      The convicted, corrupt, orange clown couldn’t run a bath

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 22 дня назад

      It would be interesting to actually put his ass in jail and leave the rest staggering around. 😏

    • @Kyle_P
      @Kyle_P 22 дня назад +3

      At this point, he’s in too deep and is indeed running just to stay out. The problem is that they waited far too long for the investigations to start. We should have been at this point at least a year ago.
      They honestly were going to let him walk off unless he announced a campaign. Then they felt it necessary to take things seriously. So, why did he announce it in the first place? Same reason as last time. Personal gain, with the added hope of becoming a dictator for the rest of his short life.

    • @TimAtkinson-qs6sv
      @TimAtkinson-qs6sv 22 дня назад +3

      Exactly. A pardon not for President!!!

  • @cybercat29
    @cybercat29 22 дня назад +44

    To all D-Day Veterans, we salute you from Canada 🇨🇦

    • @jimslancio
      @jimslancio 22 дня назад +2

      And we, south of the border, salute Canadian D-Day veterans right back.

  • @patriciahyland5552
    @patriciahyland5552 22 дня назад +5

    I laughed SO hard!!😂😂😂. Great job Stephen!👏👏👏

  • @b0ajvk8
    @b0ajvk8 22 дня назад +2

    This monologue was a home run! 👍🏾

  • @hugoo1549
    @hugoo1549 22 дня назад +123

    Trump disrespects military people, because they represent something he can never achieve, HONOR!

    • @virginiaf.5764
      @virginiaf.5764 22 дня назад +12

      And yet, there are the "veterans for trump" who support him. I can't fathom why.

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 22 дня назад +9

      @@virginiaf.5764 You aren't alone.

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 22 дня назад +2

      They also receive all the respect that Trump has yet to earn.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy 22 дня назад +1

      integrity, etc

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 22 дня назад +2

      @@virginiaf.5764 Why? Trump is the opposite to what America stands for, honor being the No. 1.

  • @stephentomsky9576
    @stephentomsky9576 22 дня назад +158

    Though you'd never know these Nazis are a reboot, because the original America First movement was basically the same as modern MAGA, they got a speech delivered to them by Mussolini.

    • @GordonPavilion
      @GordonPavilion 22 дня назад +17

      Correct.

    • @alexandradaniele
      @alexandradaniele 22 дня назад +18

      Now they get speeches made to them by the modern Mussolini, Viktor Orban.

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry 22 дня назад

      #screwchristiannationalists

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 22 дня назад

      Puh lease, you people need to stop waving the bloody shirt of WW2. The armed forces that you sent over to fight the Nazis were racially segregated. You out US citizens who were ethnically Japanese into internment camps and let's not even talk about the restrictions you put on Jewish people in academia and social clubs. You were a bunch of hypocrites and you wonder why your country is in a shambles today...

    • @tracychristenson177
      @tracychristenson177 22 дня назад +12

      I've wondered how many people who support Trump now had parents or grandparents in the original America First movement. Maybe this is just their family dynamic or culture or something.

  • @rayban099
    @rayban099 22 дня назад +2

    8:38 So many insightful and well thought out comments to this video. My contribution is on a lighter note. I about fell out when Halal & Order was followed by the deep-voiced "Kabob!" instead of "Tadum".

  • @cathycotton9635
    @cathycotton9635 21 день назад +2

    The McConnell sex tape! OMG, laughed so hard, I had to pause the video. You know, one of those deep laughs that starts with guffaws, then ruthlessly clenches your entire abdomen, including muscles you forgot you had.
    Stephen, Stephen, Stephen, you just get better with age.
    Of course, you do have phenomenal writers - tell them for me, would you?
    But it takes a lot of cojones to attempt these crazy lines, and massive brilliance to successfully deliver.
    You are loved, and
    💜 Thanks for the laughs 💜

  • @matthewsutphin7508
    @matthewsutphin7508 22 дня назад +181

    My grandfather was a part of the secret service, spoke 7 languages, and protected Eisenhower for 12 years. Unspoken heroes

    • @samuellopez1957
      @samuellopez1957 22 дня назад +5

      ❤🧑‍✈️❤

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 22 дня назад +11

      Ike was the last good Republican.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy 22 дня назад

      and then Walt Nauda...

    • @fastfreddie54
      @fastfreddie54 22 дня назад

      @@ThatOpalGuy LOL, Walt Nauda? He's just a guy that washes Trump's a$$ a dozen times per day, isn't he?

    • @jodycarter7308
      @jodycarter7308 22 дня назад +3

      7 languages, impressive. What they're looking for is a phd that could win a barfight. My guess is he was curious about learning anything and everything.

  • @MichaelSorensen-bl3ec
    @MichaelSorensen-bl3ec 22 дня назад +65

    "Don't do drugs" sniff sniff, "Drugs are bad, mmmkay?" sniff sniff, falls asleep and farts. Great role model.

  • @ezmillrezmillr1065
    @ezmillrezmillr1065 22 дня назад +6

    If they take his gun away, how is Melania going to get rid of him.

  • @sharonmickey
    @sharonmickey 22 дня назад +4

    Man, Nancy and Ronald wouldn't even recognize the GOP today. SAD.

  • @philipstanco6011
    @philipstanco6011 22 дня назад +225

    Trump had guns? When were toddlers allowed to have guns?

    • @bmichael3580
      @bmichael3580 22 дня назад +14

      Ones with small grips

    • @philipstanco6011
      @philipstanco6011 22 дня назад +10

      @@bmichael3580 lol. Tiny grips.

    • @MadHax-wt5tl
      @MadHax-wt5tl 22 дня назад

      Have you seen how many shooting deaths across America are caused by toddlers?

    • @leifharmsen
      @leifharmsen 22 дня назад +5

      Trump is the six foot three year old.

    • @ryanbrochu3336
      @ryanbrochu3336 22 дня назад +2

      It's America, who doesn't have a gun?

  • @user-tu4rn8ui9u
    @user-tu4rn8ui9u 22 дня назад +42

    I really think it is tragic that there is a man named Trump that is getting more attention than the amazing tribute at D-Day today. All those soldiers, that enormous sacrifice, and a moving and, I think, best speech of President Biden’s presidency… the moment between Ukraine’s Zelensky and a D-Day veteran. I won’t forget it. But I cannot wait to never hear the name Trump again.

    • @peteinnaurato3384
      @peteinnaurato3384 22 дня назад

      Well when you watch liberal media and these tonight shows that’s all you’ll hear

    • @Quaker-tc8ue
      @Quaker-tc8ue 21 день назад +1

      I think it’s really tragic that the person who replied 18 hours ago is so afraid of the truth.

    • @peteinnaurato3384
      @peteinnaurato3384 21 день назад

      @@Quaker-tc8ue its simply what u want to hear .. you dont want the full story

    • @Quaker-tc8ue
      @Quaker-tc8ue 21 день назад

      @@peteinnaurato3384 no, *you* don’t want the full story.
      The ONLY reason you think any news outlet other than fox, oan, newsmax, ‘one truth social’ is lying is because you are afraid to think for yourself.
      #45 claims ‘fake news’ and you agree because you are afraid.

  • @davidsassoon2607
    @davidsassoon2607 18 дней назад +2

    THANKS SO MUCH STEVEN FOR SO MANY YEARS OF FUN

  • @TheNewPatsyBailey
    @TheNewPatsyBailey 22 дня назад +4

    That Florida joke was *chefs kiss*

  • @jeffbaer5851
    @jeffbaer5851 22 дня назад +173

    "Who's gonna arrest Florida?" is absolutely f*cking SAVAGE!!!!!!!!
    Of all the zingers in this monologue, that one is absolutely Emmy-worthy. BRILLIANT. (Also..... true.)

    • @nanettemooreatl
      @nanettemooreatl 22 дня назад +13

      As a native Floridian, I can confirm that this statement was completely, 💯 percent accurate. 😁😁😁

    • @tonygrowley5275
      @tonygrowley5275 22 дня назад

      @jeffbaer5851
      what a dull comment.

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 22 дня назад

      @@tonygrowley5275 Yours? Yes, I agree, it is. Why would you respond to something just to say "dull"? Your mama's dull in bed, what now.

    • @sailincat2822
      @sailincat2822 21 день назад +1

      As a Florida Man, I approve of this message.

  • @feral622
    @feral622 22 дня назад +89

    It would be such a dishonor to forget those who sacrificed and fought against fascism. We cannot forget our history and what we stand for.

    • @LolaLaRue-sq6jm
      @LolaLaRue-sq6jm 22 дня назад

      "We" have not forgotten. REPUBLICANS HAVE. They actually WANT a traitor in the White House because they are the FASCISTS now.

  • @runswithfish3830
    @runswithfish3830 22 дня назад +2

    4:17 Before the Hannity interview, Trump looked in a mirror and said, "That's perfect! I want to look like I just washed my hair in Jerry's low flow shower. Many people say it's a great look."

  • @billycloudy9078
    @billycloudy9078 21 день назад +1

    Dude, the Mitch McConnell joke just had me dying when I saw that!🤣🤣🤣

  • @angelezebuiro9676
    @angelezebuiro9676 22 дня назад +179

    Happy D-Day to all the heroes for their services. Thank you for everything.❤

    • @RW-zh7kl
      @RW-zh7kl 22 дня назад +1

      Wow a nice comment, on RUclips you are a hero as well ❤️‍🩹

    • @marrobbart6093
      @marrobbart6093 20 дней назад

      It isn't "Happy D Day" it is a day of commemoration and rememberance and appreciation for their sacrifices. Nothing to be "Happy" about. Its like saying Happy funeral

  • @garfield2439
    @garfield2439 22 дня назад +152

    Saddened by the vet who passed away on his way there. If i remember hecwas 101. May he RIP. 😢😢😢 Thankyou all for your service.💙💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @unclebevis1
      @unclebevis1 22 дня назад +12

      Godspeed, sir, for a life well lived. May the Lord receive you with open arms 🙏

    • @mthouse5490
      @mthouse5490 20 дней назад +3

      I'm so glad someone mentioned the passing of this honorable 🎖 vet. Rest in peace, Sir. 😢

  • @RevCeleste
    @RevCeleste 22 дня назад

    I love your tie tonight, Steven. I would love to see you cover Louis dejoy again and the fact that he is still in office trying to mess up the Postal Service. Thanks for being here I really enjoy your show❤

  • @Dormamu
    @Dormamu 22 дня назад +2

    That brisket joke was raw.

  • @shortsatire5669
    @shortsatire5669 22 дня назад +369

    My father would be 104 this year and served in WWII. Proud of the Greatest Generation and how they represented the best of America.

    • @carolr7333
      @carolr7333 22 дня назад +10

      God bless your HERO of a Dad! Thank him, and any other brave folks who Served, for their service, in person and in prayers.

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 22 дня назад +12

      What an honor to have someone like that in your life. We live in a better world because of his service.
      No one should ever forget who considered veterans and fallen soldiers "losers" and "suckers". What an embarrassment for the country.

    • @InnocentPotato-pd7wi
      @InnocentPotato-pd7wi 22 дня назад +11

      My Great- Uncle died on a beach in February 19,1944 in Anzio, Italy. He was a Staff Sgt. in the US Army. He was definitely NOT A LOSER! 🤔🤔🫡🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @macdieter23558
      @macdieter23558 22 дня назад

      The "Best of America" of today is MAGA! 🤣😂🤢🤮😵

    • @NORTE95407
      @NORTE95407 22 дня назад

      What ethnicity is your father?

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac 22 дня назад +111

    I honestly don't know how *anyone* could be undecided at this point. The current president, who is actually making America great again, or a convicted felon who was literally the *worst* president ever.

    • @alanai1981
      @alanai1981 22 дня назад +7

      FACTS

    • @markhettenbach3141
      @markhettenbach3141 22 дня назад +7

      And yet somehow my sister still supports him. I cant even talk to her anymore.

    • @ardentynekent2099
      @ardentynekent2099 22 дня назад +7

      Is this really a debate? Biden will be one of the top five greatest presidents to serve two terms in America. I wouldn't change a thing; he has.

    • @God.Almighty
      @God.Almighty 21 день назад +1

      don't know, i may consider voting for him if he got rid of that wispy squirrel tail on top of his head 🐿 i said, may consider.

  • @suekelsey1329
    @suekelsey1329 22 дня назад +1

    Thank You Again 😊💙😊

  • @jonky5
    @jonky5 21 день назад +1

    Thank you Stephen! You have helped Trump more than ANY of the other former comedians! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @charlesstebbins7207
    @charlesstebbins7207 22 дня назад +110

    Donald Trump's administration was like a pharmacy where you didn't need a prescription." - Representative Mat Gaetz

    • @DisaffectedLiberal
      @DisaffectedLiberal 22 дня назад +1

      Hunter is the current pez dispenser at the White House.

    • @LiberallyAbsurd02
      @LiberallyAbsurd02 22 дня назад +3

      It's euphoric when we were living in a utopia. Those were the good days

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann 22 дня назад

      ​@@DisaffectedLiberalHunter isn't in the White House. Nice try, Cultist.

    • @brycecupp9660
      @brycecupp9660 22 дня назад +7

      ​@@LiberallyAbsurd02 must have been a frequent guest of Dr. Ronnie eh?

    • @charlesstebbins7207
      @charlesstebbins7207 22 дня назад

      @@DisaffectedLiberal 😅😂🤣 This based solely on the cocaine found in the guestroom that Hunter never slept in, in the Whitehouse that Hunter never stayed over night in, and the staff that doesn't know who's cocaine was. Or as Faux News calls it "conclusive evidence." 😒🙄😤😅😅🤣

  • @MichaelSorensen-bl3ec
    @MichaelSorensen-bl3ec 22 дня назад +76

    The youngest attending veteran at the remembrance ceremony was just 16 when he fought on D-Day? The terrible things we have done to each other.

    • @ppleeatpple
      @ppleeatpple 22 дня назад +16

      Most of the "men" who died during that battle were children. The older I get, the more obvious it is to me that even at 20 those were still boys and each life lost was a terrible thing to waste

    • @Quaker-tc8ue
      @Quaker-tc8ue 22 дня назад

      So many lied about their ages, caught up in the romance.
      As to the other comment, so many were ‘children.’
      You are trying to equate maturity with chronological age, and you can’t do that.

    • @ammaleslie509
      @ammaleslie509 22 дня назад +8

      Lots of guys lied about their age in order to enlist.

    • @macdieter23558
      @macdieter23558 22 дня назад +2

      @@Quaker-tc8ue The 45th "Commander-in-chief" is now at the chronological age of 77 and never matured!

    • @Quaker-tc8ue
      @Quaker-tc8ue 22 дня назад

      @@macdieter23558 while you are right, that has nothing to do with the comment thread.

  • @user-cq5ff3zd2l
    @user-cq5ff3zd2l 22 дня назад

    I love you Stephen Cobert!!!!!!

  • @lisadiserio4813
    @lisadiserio4813 21 день назад +1

    Stephen never disappoints! So hilarious!!!

  • @jenniferschramn4095
    @jenniferschramn4095 22 дня назад +944

    Who would ask Trump anything about raising children? That’s absolutely absurd

    • @evanpatterson7098
      @evanpatterson7098 22 дня назад +47

      That's the nannie's job, right??

    • @user-mb9zx9lg7p
      @user-mb9zx9lg7p 22 дня назад

      he did not shower with his teenage daughter like Biden

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks 22 дня назад

      @@user-mb9zx9lg7p Biden didn't either, Mikey. Your orange king definitely hung out with Epstein though.

    • @midknight
      @midknight 22 дня назад +45

      Junior has a major ❄️ addiction

    • @phylis3917
      @phylis3917 22 дня назад +34

      Can’t raise himself.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 22 дня назад +107

    Go easy on Donald. He’s still carrying the scars of his personal Vietnam in Studio 54.

    • @evanpatterson7098
      @evanpatterson7098 22 дня назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @evanpatterson7098
      @evanpatterson7098 22 дня назад +9

      He sure does have a lot of self-inflicted wounds.

    • @terimiller6814
      @terimiller6814 22 дня назад

      He's probably had every STD on the planet, including AIDS. They don't make condoms that small😖🐙😆

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 22 дня назад

      Somehow, I'm not impressed. Trump is still a fascist loser who doesn't deserve any of the respect he keeps demanding. I think the Libertarians had the right idea on how to handle a narcissist like Trump--laugh him out of the auditorium.

  • @emanuelreitor
    @emanuelreitor 22 дня назад

    I so enjiyed the laughs, Thank You Stephen and company!

  • @VickeyAllen
    @VickeyAllen 22 дня назад +1

    Having an IUD implanted is definitely more painful than "a slight pinch"!

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 22 дня назад +136

    Big House Bannon singing the blues, but if you back Trump you always lose.

    • @janefreeman995
      @janefreeman995 22 дня назад +6

      If he sneaks away in the next weeks, look for him in Marmaris, Turkey. I swear I saw him there a year or so ago...

    • @courtneybrubaker9738
      @courtneybrubaker9738 22 дня назад +3

      Seems to be the case. Cohen warned them. They thought they'd be different

  • @smilesandyoka
    @smilesandyoka 22 дня назад +90

    Hey Trump…tell Donnie Jr. to stop taking drugs!!!! Poor kid has major problems…as do you!

    • @anitaevans5361
      @anitaevans5361 22 дня назад +8

      The GQP all need rehab 🥴

    • @RW-zh7kl
      @RW-zh7kl 22 дня назад

      Isn't that literally though how Hunter Biden has even endured life? With drugs?

    • @pynn1000
      @pynn1000 22 дня назад

      The drivel Don Jr talks when he's red-eyed may the result of the medication he's taking for pink-eye. But your simple explanation is more likely.

  • @user-re1ow9sr6s
    @user-re1ow9sr6s 22 дня назад +3

    Mr Colbert should do a skit explaining WHY ANY CRIME IS A CRIME. And using 3 syllable words make people think less of the crime example -- white collar, blue collar, fraud, etc instead of stealing and lying!!!

  • @t.mariehodge1561
    @t.mariehodge1561 22 дня назад

    😂😂 Love the brisket joke!!! 😅😅

  • @motorhead479
    @motorhead479 22 дня назад +90

    You are a Hard Hitter, Colbert.
    Thanks for being the voice for a sane America.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 21 день назад

      Make America Sane Again.
      Please.

  • @jimmyispromo
    @jimmyispromo 22 дня назад +18

    Trump would never Storm Normandy but he would Storm Daniels lol

  • @yvonneparmenter9251
    @yvonneparmenter9251 21 день назад +2

    It seems our UK PM couldn't be bothered to stay the whole day to Commemorate D Day. It was not just an insult to the British veterans but to all the veterans who fought and gave their lives on that day.

  • @erickizer5221
    @erickizer5221 22 дня назад

    I involuntarily laughed as i took a puff from my weed vape. Coughing and laughing 😂 😁 🤣

  • @wellingtoncrescent2480
    @wellingtoncrescent2480 22 дня назад +46

    With a Canadian population of 11 million at the time, 1.1 million served in WWII. Normandy was the first time that all 3 branches of our military fought together, having been assigned Juno Beach, joining US and British forces to take 50 km of Normandy beach head. By June 30, the battle of Normandy had been won; by Aug 19, they had crossed the Seine on their way to Berlin. Trump's comments about "losers and sucker" are an affront.

  • @susanyearout1709
    @susanyearout1709 22 дня назад +109

    Not are they good at passing on the blame, from Alito to this. "My wife's fault" is simply wrong. Man up boys and take responsibility for your actions.

    • @Torrana
      @Torrana 22 дня назад +12

      Liars, all

    • @tracychristenson177
      @tracychristenson177 22 дня назад +7

      I wonder what his wife thinks of him passing the buck.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 22 дня назад +12

      These are the "it was all Eve's fault we got kicked out of the Garden of Eden" types

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 22 дня назад

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 Eve was curious, and GOP evangelicals teach to never question authority. Tree of Knowledge fruit teaches skepticism, and the 1% feudal lords don't want the masses to know that outside of America, civilized functioning democracies exist and people are happy. A passport is the best prescription to reduce the GOP fascist's impact. The crowds at Normandy were international citizens, not globalists trying to dupe a bunch of MAGA-loon fox fans in red states.

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 22 дня назад

      So misogynistic and sexist to say the man should be controlling his wife.
      The neighbor herself said it was his wife doing the aggressive stuff.

  • @bigrob1887
    @bigrob1887 21 день назад

    The brisket line was creative, lol

  • @Sickoftheinsanity
    @Sickoftheinsanity 22 дня назад +1

    Morton’s 250.nights a year?!? No wonder they needed gold bars!

  • @vintageflipz3268
    @vintageflipz3268 22 дня назад +81

    This single person helped me get through the covid 19. I didn't watch him before. Thank you Stephen

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 22 дня назад +9

      Same

    • @user-mb9zx9lg7p
      @user-mb9zx9lg7p 22 дня назад +2

      I'm sure he talked you into the job too how you feeling these days

    • @KellsSmith1244
      @KellsSmith1244 22 дня назад +5

      That’s cool. Humor is great and so is appreciation. We need both.

  • @Logan_Baron
    @Logan_Baron 22 дня назад +40

    I'm surprised Trump didn't post about D-day saying there were great people "ON BOTH SIDES".

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic 22 дня назад +4

      well, in honesty, there was great people on both sides. Soldiers are pawns.

    • @sussekind9717
      @sussekind9717 22 дня назад +3

      The average soldier, on both sides, were just fighting for their country.
      These were often "kids" in their late teens and early twenties. They didn't really know much about history and politics of the time. They were just doing what they saw as the patriotic thing. Although, many of them had no choice in the matter.

    • @3mpt7
      @3mpt7 21 день назад

      ​@@sussekind9717 Ah...hmm...the 20th century is about the time where that stops making sense, because of the availability of rapid transport to other countries, and it definitely doesn't make sense in the 21st century European Union because of the freedom of movement (to the detriment of the United Kingdom, but I digress). These were fit young men who were able to join the military, drive tanks, and go places without an escort, rather than the disabled, and non-atheist, non-party, non-Germans who got imprisoned or killed. Their level of education meant that they also had at least average intelligence. It sucks they got brainwashed, but they weren't good people.

    • @sussekind9717
      @sussekind9717 21 день назад

      @3mpt7
      I grew up in Germany and conversed often with the older generation, including my family, about what happened during WWll.
      I wish you could grasp and understand what I was told from these people who were actually there. However, that would take at least a book, if not a series. A comment section simply will not cut it.

    • @3mpt7
      @3mpt7 21 день назад

      @@sussekind9717 The German leadership at the Olympics in black and white tells me all I need to know about how charismatic that guy was. The smart Germans fled as a matter of survival.

  • @marinanjer4293
    @marinanjer4293 22 дня назад

    Man, I'm getting old fast. I remember when Normandy vets attended these occasions in their 60s and 70s

  • @TheZotmeister
    @TheZotmeister 21 день назад

    Especially given that this is on CBS, I'm surprised the two steakhouse puns didn't have Colbert putting on shades and playing the "YEAHHHHHH!" clip after.

  • @lynetteray2146
    @lynetteray2146 22 дня назад +70

    PLEASE! Somebody needs to arrest Florida..... PLEASE!!!!!!

  • @DIESEL0759
    @DIESEL0759 22 дня назад +75

    Seeing a LOT of homosexual projection from The Dump. First he falls in love with Kim Jong Un, now he thinks UFC fighters start kissing each other.

    • @samuellopez1957
      @samuellopez1957 22 дня назад

      He's Strange 🍊🕺💅💅😛😛😛😛😛Kim Jung. Disgusting

    • @firstlast-gn5bo
      @firstlast-gn5bo 22 дня назад +5

      I’d bet money he’s played both sides before but has to play to the evangelicals now to get any votes at all.

    • @DIESEL0759
      @DIESEL0759 22 дня назад

      I'm so jaded, nothing surprises me any more.
      Given Dump's hostility to women and homosexuals/transgenders, it's very much in the realm of possibility that he's a self-loathing gay man.
      I hate to be all stereotype-y, but isn't that usually the case, where the people who hate most are to whom they project those feelings of hate?
      Dump is pretty self-loathing as is with the heavy make-up, the girdle, the comb-over, the long, floppy tie, and his obvious lack of intelligence for which he over-compensates. Why not add his sexuality to the list.

    • @lorettanericcio-bohlman567
      @lorettanericcio-bohlman567 21 день назад

      @@firstlast-gn5boewwww, don’t make me switch teams. 🤣

  • @elizabethkingson519
    @elizabethkingson519 21 день назад

    I laughed for real! Not just a chuckle, mind you, a guffaw.
    Thank you!

  • @WilliesGarden
    @WilliesGarden 22 дня назад

    Why does an interview of Hannity and Chump remind me so of my favorite childhood game of _Rock-em Sock-em Robots?_