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  • Опубликовано: 1 апр 2024
  • A subprime auto loan magnate helped Donald Trump post a $175M bond in New York, Truth Social’s stock price tanked in its first week of trading, RNC co-chair Lara Trump dropped a country song the same day Beyoncé released “Cowboy Carter,” and Stephen does the math on an upcoming plague of trillions of cicadas.
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  • @Darbobski
    @Darbobski Месяц назад +521

    It is sooooooooo past Trump's Jailtime.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Месяц назад +1

      Wrong show.. but Stephens great😅😅😂😂😘👌✌️✌️😵‍💫

    • @Darbobski
      @Darbobski Месяц назад +11

      @@marshamariner7897 We are all part of the same family if we are against Trump.

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Месяц назад +1

      @@Darbobski true...I'd 😍 2 c all rhe guys on one show...that b great 😍😍✌️✌️🫰🤔

    • @Logiconfire
      @Logiconfire Месяц назад +1

      Next President

    • @arbor-sq4jk
      @arbor-sq4jk Месяц назад +2

      colbert was funny for once and thats all u got from it eh....discontent has many leaders...if not trump then some 1 else...so dumb

  • @DissectGibberish
    @DissectGibberish Месяц назад +87

    "Think about Trump--then gag." EXACTLY! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kayellai5278
    @kayellai5278 Месяц назад +56

    I am fedup of the double standard justice system.

  • @annjohnson8437
    @annjohnson8437 Месяц назад +391

    "Think about Trump, then gag!" You got that right!!!!

    • @Maudit_Anglais
      @Maudit_Anglais Месяц назад +9

      GREAT COMMENT !

    • @aaronthenorm5400
      @aaronthenorm5400 Месяц назад +1

      Or.. .weap for the country!

    • @Shawn-jd5dd
      @Shawn-jd5dd Месяц назад

      Stephen c9lbert can get trump iff his mind he cant say anything pro biden only antu trump typical liberial

    • @Shawn-jd5dd
      @Shawn-jd5dd Месяц назад

      Waiting for cry baby liberials to ch3xk my spelling because we all lnow they never debate only aling anti trump stuff amd notjing pro biden it truly is somethimg to laugh at

    • @alexandertorro
      @alexandertorro Месяц назад

      ​@FevreDream-kj2sq
      Then I would just wear that around the house if I were you.

  • @MuslimBeard
    @MuslimBeard Месяц назад +873

    Why won't this guy just go to jail already? What kinda world do we live in where a clear criminal not only dodges justice, but is potentially reelected as leader of the free world?

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад +12

      Because he has rights like everyone else in this country

    • @jmg999
      @jmg999 Месяц назад +17

      It's called America. We've been doing it for centuries.

    • @Wudanmaster116
      @Wudanmaster116 Месяц назад

      @@Conservadouche93 its actually because of how many unbelievably stupid people we have living in this country and how terribly the education system has failed. To elect someone like Trump show this country has a deeper issue than Trump

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 Месяц назад

      We live in a corrupt world where if you got the money (especially in the USA) then you can get away with anything.
      This is what is happening with Trump. That is the kind of world we live in.

    • @RevLeigh55
      @RevLeigh55 Месяц назад +91

      The rest of us would already have been jailed for contempt. Trump is getting waaaaaay more deferential treatment than anyone else.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Месяц назад +972

    Trump’s argument all along has been not that he’s innocent, but that he has the right to be a criminal.

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish Месяц назад +51

      He needs to be held responsible for all his crimes against Americans.

    • @charlesmartin1121
      @charlesmartin1121 Месяц назад +32

      And we still have the right to vote. So do it. And maybe he will finally be brought to justice.

    • @marniekilbourne608
      @marniekilbourne608 Месяц назад +15

      YES, somebody writes this exact comment EVERY night!

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Месяц назад

      Trump 4everrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wendyjohnson3254
      @wendyjohnson3254 Месяц назад +14

      Otherwise, crime is at an all time low. I guess he has been trying to change all that…

  • @darylcarr8283
    @darylcarr8283 Месяц назад +31

    I'm not as pissed off about Hankey posting Trump's bond as I am over Trump getting a $300M DISCOUNT for that bond.

  • @tenisviejos
    @tenisviejos Месяц назад +11

    This was a SOLID monolog. Congratulations to the writers and Steven 😂😂😂

  • @EagerJackrabbit-wy6zn
    @EagerJackrabbit-wy6zn Месяц назад +257

    Lock him up with no bond. Let him wear his golden sneakers and give him his bible so hell have something to read

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy Месяц назад +15

      and nothing but salads to eat

    • @beanogas63
      @beanogas63 Месяц назад +8

      So he'll have something to read in hell.

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish Месяц назад

      @@ThatOpalGuy Nah, let him have all the Twinkies and Ho-Ho's that he wants. And hot dogs. Just no drugs--Adderall, amphetamines, Z-quil, none of this stuff.

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Месяц назад +17

      _Can_ he read? I've never been clear on that.

    • @thebagelsproductions
      @thebagelsproductions Месяц назад +3

      He's got the time to read Crime and Punishment

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. Месяц назад +117

    Even the cicadas can keep in tune better and longer than Lara.

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 Месяц назад +5

      Quite sure T-pain is rolling on the floor laughing for the auto-tune. 😂

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 Месяц назад +4

      auto tuna fish.

  • @markjudsoncpa8226
    @markjudsoncpa8226 Месяц назад +37

    Truth Social didn’t lose value - it never had any.

    • @Shawn-jd5dd
      @Shawn-jd5dd Месяц назад

      You let mainstream media do all ypur thinking for you lol truth social is cranking right now while fake news media says its not lol

  • @user-vk6qr5pz3z
    @user-vk6qr5pz3z Месяц назад +27

    Thank You Stephen Colbert, for all the laughs! We are all so stressed about trump, you keep it real!!

    • @Shawn-jd5dd
      @Shawn-jd5dd Месяц назад

      Glad tp see liberial are still stressed and triggred by donald j. Trump lets go brandon liberial please cry me some trump tears so i can go fishing there liberials are cry babies

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 Месяц назад +430

    Would an innocent man threaten a judge and his family?
    I know he would NOT.

    • @marieroberts5664
      @marieroberts5664 Месяц назад +49

      Would a smart man threaten a judge's family? No.
      Would a sane man? Also no.
      But does a stupid man issue threats in public before the cameras? Apparently so.

    • @DavidCundiff-fx2mm
      @DavidCundiff-fx2mm Месяц назад

      Because the judge Is a socialist piece of 💩

    • @docdirtymrclean3610
      @docdirtymrclean3610 Месяц назад

      ​@@marieroberts5664Because he knows he has a base of even dumber, ignorant, racists. Also he knows most of the judges are part of that dumb. Reichwingers have been setting this up for years.

    • @WhataMensch
      @WhataMensch Месяц назад

      Silent Stephen being totally mute again

    • @DavidCundiff-fx2mm
      @DavidCundiff-fx2mm Месяц назад

      Because the judge is a socialist 💩 face

  • @BrentHollett
    @BrentHollett Месяц назад +623

    What's the point of a gag order, if they never enforce it?
    Put Trump in jail pending trial...

    • @almightymachine9930
      @almightymachine9930 Месяц назад

      I got something he can gag on right here folks!

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Месяц назад +32

      T is proven how inept the justice system is….and just laughing at it.

    • @eatmyaholelibs
      @eatmyaholelibs Месяц назад

      For what ...Joe is the real criminal....u bunch of Nazis

    • @leslieroberts4767
      @leslieroberts4767 Месяц назад

      We have lots of evidence that DJT encourages violence applied to anyone he deems not loyal to him. Judges are afraid defendent DJT already has implied to his MAGA goon loyalist to do violence for him if he is jailed or loses in court or election. This why Jan 6th convictions as examples of consequences ate so important and that goes for his criminal lawyers etc who planned to overthrow the 2020 Nov election

    • @judithnelson1581
      @judithnelson1581 Месяц назад +10

      Too much compassion for Trump's Secret Service detail??😮

  • @seandockery8896
    @seandockery8896 Месяц назад +107

    Posting pictures of somebody’s daughter especially to crazy people and especially in the context of how trump did it should warrant jail time. That’s disgusting and it must be irrelevant to the case. How is that not illegal

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee Месяц назад +10

      If you or l did this, yes. Jail, no bail.

    • @gagakk5566
      @gagakk5566 Месяц назад +11

      And a judge can’t shut him up how is country going to survive?! Unbelievable

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 Месяц назад +4

      The question s who is going to enforce the law against Trump. The answer is nobody.

    • @kane-vn6bn
      @kane-vn6bn Месяц назад

      odd that you believe you are right

    • @davidcross4815
      @davidcross4815 Месяц назад +2

      It is.
      Anyone else would have been behind bars already.

  • @davemail
    @davemail Месяц назад +47

    Stephen! You (and your talented writers) put a big smile on my face this morning. Thank you! 😂

    • @Shawn-jd5dd
      @Shawn-jd5dd Месяц назад

      Stephen colbert cant get trump off his mind trump is winning keep making all ypur shows about trump because it seems that is all ypu have trump 2024 lets go brandon

    • @klh800
      @klh800 Месяц назад

      @@Shawn-jd5dd trump for prison 2024!!!!

    • @Shawn-jd5dd
      @Shawn-jd5dd Месяц назад

      @@klh800 we keep thinking that i take it cnn and msnbc told you that so ypu just automatically think its going to hapen but when us suprem court rules that trump has presidental immuntity all charges will be dropped but cnn or msnbc hasnt told you that uet so im sure ypou wont belive me until cnn and msnbc tell you

  • @judithparsons1920
    @judithparsons1920 Месяц назад +123

    Sooooo tired of T.
    Just lock him up

    • @jimslancio
      @jimslancio Месяц назад +3

      Don't just lock him up,
      shut him up.

    • @Shawn-jd5dd
      @Shawn-jd5dd Месяц назад

      Trump is going to jail lol the ua supreme court while rule he has presidental immunity lol then i can eat popcorn amd watch demintia joe biden voters cry about trump lol what is it witj biden voters never have anything pro biden all theu have is hate for trump they dont have any enthiusaism for biden but biden doesnt have any either just look at him walk and talk hes jist a old man who clearly has demintia that has worked in goverment all his life and never worked like a normal american citizen hes just another career lying politcian trump 2024 i will vote for trump instead of a lifelong career washington estbalshment politcian id you have any sense you ahpuld onow never to trust a careee politcian weather is democrat repulician or indepent

  • @stephanieadams3747
    @stephanieadams3747 Месяц назад +79

    "Think about Trump....then gag.". 😂😂

  • @dawnw.6559
    @dawnw.6559 Месяц назад +4

    "Think about Trump, then gag."😂😂😂

  • @rdca8236
    @rdca8236 Месяц назад +26

    Mr Hankey posted Trump's bond?? Damn that CHRISTMAS POO!!!

  • @MarcKloos
    @MarcKloos Месяц назад +363

    That guy is not getting his $175m back 💸💸

    • @scooby45247
      @scooby45247 Месяц назад +44

      yea its gone.. and its possible that the appellate court decides the 464 mil. was justified and force him to pay the entire amount..🤣

    • @user-md4di6yg2p
      @user-md4di6yg2p Месяц назад +40

      Good...he deserves to lose it!

    • @Heather-xz8fk
      @Heather-xz8fk Месяц назад

      Anyone who goes into business with the orange menace will get screwed. Except for putin. He got his money’s worth.

    • @rationalistssj6540
      @rationalistssj6540 Месяц назад +4

      Yes he is, plus the election! Thank god

    • @JianLakerson
      @JianLakerson Месяц назад +10

      It's a "donation. "

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac Месяц назад +278

    "It's possible to have a voice that even Auto-Tune can't fix!".😂😭💀👏

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 Месяц назад +17

      She can sing a bar solo.
      So low nobody can get under it.

    • @missella7339
      @missella7339 Месяц назад

      Oh WOW, Lara Trump's voice is terrible! I can imagine the hillbilly that buys it, then shoots it for target practice. 🎯

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@rumpvirus7393...that's good😘😘

    • @user-yy4jo9pk2b
      @user-yy4jo9pk2b Месяц назад

      Yuk! What an awful voice.

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic Месяц назад +5

      Fix? Autotune ruins.

  • @Zetalpa187
    @Zetalpa187 Месяц назад +11

    "Mr. Hankey the subprime auto Poo bails out another turd."

  • @Feralzen
    @Feralzen Месяц назад +28

    Now that was a buggy sketch. A plague of cicadas, Germans burning roaches and a rich guy helping a giant roach avoid the raid can.

  • @charlesstebbins7207
    @charlesstebbins7207 Месяц назад +226

    It's nice to know that I'm not the only person who fights back vomit every time that I hear Trump's voice.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Месяц назад +9

      His voice makes my brain 🤮

    • @SleepyOx2023
      @SleepyOx2023 Месяц назад +7

      😂

    • @jenniferstone2975
      @jenniferstone2975 Месяц назад

      Watching his Butthole mouth pucker around his bad veneers as he vomits the same thing over and over again: also a hurl inducer.

    • @edwardlulofs444
      @edwardlulofs444 Месяц назад +7

      I always have to mute the sound when dt is speaking. I first heard of dt when he came down the escalator - I didn’t like him then and dt is more revolting now.

    •  Месяц назад +2

      He kind of sounds that way himself really

  • @stephenmcfarland2298
    @stephenmcfarland2298 Месяц назад +108

    The goal is to make the judge irritated and make some ruling that seems connected to that irritation. Then, on appeal, Trump can try to claim, "This judge clearly didn't like me. I didn't have a fair trial!"

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 Месяц назад +14

      Yep that's exactly what he is trying to do

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish Месяц назад

      So far Trump and his cronies have emphatically failed. I can hardly wait to see him in trial, and convicted of his many crimes--THAT will be a day to celebrate!

    • @kerlygerl
      @kerlygerl Месяц назад +1

      Definitely one of his strategies. He’s not dumb. He’s smart in the scariest of ways. 🤯🤬😩

    • @maryclarke3324
      @maryclarke3324 Месяц назад

      So Trumputin wants the Judge, jury everyone in the court house to LIKE him????¿?? What a malarkey 😁😁😁😁

  • @dh3279
    @dh3279 Месяц назад +5

    Stephen, this was one of your best monologues ever!

  • @LazyJack2003
    @LazyJack2003 Месяц назад +67

    As a German I always crack up when Americans imitate the German accent / behaviour. Well done, Stephen.

    • @lisakaz35
      @lisakaz35 Месяц назад +1

      How 'bout Stephen Fry as a camp German?

    • @LazyJack2003
      @LazyJack2003 Месяц назад

      @@lisakaz35 I know Stephen Fry, of course, - and love him - but I must have missed that one.

    • @lisakaz35
      @lisakaz35 Месяц назад +2

      @@LazyJack2003 There's a YT clip of Fry on QI as a collection of Fry displaying an array of accents. Many are Scottish but this one isn't. It starts with him finding humor in the German term for a mobile phone as "Mein Handy."

  • @freespeechbeyond2024
    @freespeechbeyond2024 Месяц назад +391

    The United States of America does not need a " Dictator " ... Vote for Democracy America...

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад

      It's a joke

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Месяц назад +1

      Trump 4everrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Месяц назад +17

      @@Conservadouche93 You do realize that him being compared to dictators and called a dictator wannabe happened long before that joke, right? What many find concerning isn't the joke, it is him.

    • @khalidrasheed8452
      @khalidrasheed8452 Месяц назад +14

      ​@@tuyenle8107 trump he will lose again in November

    • @Thadmotor1044
      @Thadmotor1044 Месяц назад +11

      Vote Dem ballot down . Rebuke Fascism and trumpy biggly Hate

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime Месяц назад +204

    I'm sick and tired of living in a world where some old orange narcissist cries so hard we have to hear about him in the news everyday who also somehow controls almost the entirety of the gqp. I miss when Obama was president, heck even Bush Jr. at this point.

    • @user-md4di6yg2p
      @user-md4di6yg2p Месяц назад +32

      At least Bush Jr. had a sense of humor, and his wife had a brain.

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад +3

      You might want to price in Trump winning this November. For your emotional sake

    • @garfield2439
      @garfield2439 Месяц назад +14

      I'm with you there
      I never thought I'd miss Bush Jr

    • @GordonPavilion
      @GordonPavilion Месяц назад

      @@Conservadouche93Trump Delusion Syndrome is real
      and his insufferable cult members suffer from it.

    • @joancooney7724
      @joancooney7724 Месяц назад +10

      @@Conservadouche93 Boring 😂

  • @yvonnelewis4888
    @yvonnelewis4888 Месяц назад +7

    Unreal,Hanky Panky 😄 When will justice prevail and get this traitor to America put in jail?

  • @wailinburnin
    @wailinburnin Месяц назад +12

    Writers did a great job on this one and showcased Colbert’s physical humor, close, good team, inspiring.

    • @roberthaworth8991
      @roberthaworth8991 Месяц назад +1

      Jack Benny was once criticised onstage at an Hollywood event by Fred Allen, a fellow comedian with whom he had a long-running (but fake) “feud”. Once Allen had delivered his barb, Benny did a slow burn and then replied, “I wouldn’t let you get away with that if my writers were here!”

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Месяц назад +155

    Why don't they just use Lara Trump's album to drive away the cicadas? I've been using her high-pitched screeching as a deterrent against rats and pests. Worked like a charm.

    • @RLU-wt8vi
      @RLU-wt8vi Месяц назад +23

      It will also remove chrome off your bumpers, hard water deposits in your toilet, and stink bugs from getting in your house.

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 Месяц назад

      Trump 4everrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Месяц назад +11

      ​​@@RLU-wt8viThe only side-effect is that these red MAGA hats kept popping up all over the place. Ah well. I could always use extra mulch.

    • @p.j.m.d.1948
      @p.j.m.d.1948 Месяц назад +2

      🥴🤣👍🏼😉🤔😂

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Месяц назад +8

      @@tuyenle8107 Say something different for once. I'll even accept a sarcastic "Something else" as a response. Like, come on...

  • @CatherinePrice-pz6id
    @CatherinePrice-pz6id Месяц назад +50

    Truth social was always a hollow echo chamber of Dumpy's ravings. I really laughed when it got shut down during the State of the Union address.

  • @serendipityshopnyc
    @serendipityshopnyc Месяц назад +4

    That cicada noise was truly impressive!

  • @lindawellner5415
    @lindawellner5415 Месяц назад +7

    Bravo on cicadas...dont kill them Mon santo!

  • @TerriJansma-dn8go
    @TerriJansma-dn8go Месяц назад +609

    Why isn’t he escorted out of the courtroom and put in jail for violating the gag order? Then he can either at contempt of court charges or sit his fat butt in jail.

    • @dipperjc
      @dipperjc Месяц назад +40

      Seriously, why should anybody ever bother following a judge's order again? With this kind of precedent, I am starting to see less and less of a reason to remain law-abiding.

    • @thegrouchization
      @thegrouchization Месяц назад

      Technically he didn't violate the order, as the people he attacked weren't included in it until this hearing.
      Why the Judge didn't include their family in the order to begin with when Trump has a known history of stochastic terrorism against those who oppose him, I have no idea.

    • @connietimmons742
      @connietimmons742 Месяц назад +12

      Yeah, minus Secret Service, phone and internet!

    • @dinmagol9874
      @dinmagol9874 Месяц назад +15

      Because His following would start to riot and it'll escalate to violence.
      The judge knows, while any random has no idiotic following who'd defend him with violence

    • @fionaanderson5796
      @fionaanderson5796 Месяц назад +29

      @@dinmagol9874 the judge also knows that the threat of violence is NO excuse not to enforce the law, otherwise every mob boss and organised crime ring would be untouchable.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Месяц назад +142

    Former President should be held accountable

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic Месяц назад

      I believe you. Now tell us why?

    • @Paul512
      @Paul512 Месяц назад +9

      ​@@morbidmanmusicif you need to be told there is no point in trying to explain it. You understand that?

    • @Jan-zv7ze
      @Jan-zv7ze Месяц назад +1

      Get an education...that will help you figure this out.@@morbidmanmusic

    • @DavidCundiff-fx2mm
      @DavidCundiff-fx2mm Месяц назад

      Yep Obama!!!

    • @aircraftcarrierwo-class
      @aircraftcarrierwo-class Месяц назад +4

      @@morbidmanmusic Repeatedly breaking the law. Pay attention.

  • @MaggieJean
    @MaggieJean Месяц назад +7

    Yesterday was Wisconsin's primary. It made me sick to see the lack of interest, the small amount of voters.

  • @surewhatever8843
    @surewhatever8843 Месяц назад +4

    Those cicadas are ASCENDING, not descending. 🤣

  • @MadDragon75
    @MadDragon75 Месяц назад +1087

    It's refreshing to see that everywhere I go on RUclips, everybody wants to see Donald trump locked up.

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад +27

      Then you've only examined one perspective on the matter. Not a great way to form an opinion

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Месяц назад

      ​@@Conservadouche93 Shut it, 'douche. Your "perspective" became irrelevant the day your guy tried to overthrow the Constitution.

    • @MadDragon75
      @MadDragon75 Месяц назад

      @@Conservadouche93 Wrong. I follow progressive and conservative news..so try again.
      TYT? Just one of many I'm a member of.
      More MAGA members are jumping ship day by day.
      Not all of them hate democracy...
      Not all of them are brainwashed into believing democracy is the same as democrat.
      Many understand that without democracy, you don't have a vote... Like Russia.

    • @calisto2735
      @calisto2735 Месяц назад

      @@Conservadouche93 Opinion? What does an opinion has to do with anything here?... Lol GOP went from "law and order" to "opinion" party real fast, when it turned out, facts are not on their side 😆 He's clearly 100% a conman. He has MANY court judgements against him already. It's not a matter of "opinion", buddy. And as for a criminal... We just look at the classified documents case and it's all clear. There's no "opinions" here. The guy said it himself. He took it, he refused giving it back, he tried hiding it. End of story. These are the facts. The only people who rely on OPINION here, are the crowd trying to find excuses for his criminal behaviour, grasping at straws. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Hellkite-er5pg
      @Hellkite-er5pg Месяц назад

      Yeah because Trump right-wing nutjobs are on Rumble.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Месяц назад +1644

    I'm tired of our two tiered justice system protecting Trump.

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 Месяц назад

      The judge can’t lock his dumass up, unfortunately. If he did, trump would seal more votes and funding.

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад +12

      That's a worn out horse that you're riding atm

    • @ZombieNausea
      @ZombieNausea Месяц назад +68

      Are we really going to just WATCH while he breaks our country? Can't someone step in an assert some judicial dominance here?

    • @leeneil5775
      @leeneil5775 Месяц назад

      @@Conservadouche93 Dude...your "channel" has two (count 'em - two!) followers! That would be you and your mother? Get a clue!

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 Месяц назад

      For real! Snowden has to live in exile for trying to do a good thing while Dump is still hoarding classified documents and running for president and encouraging his cult to try and over throw the government AGAIN! .
      If you are a right winger on the highest court in the land then you never have to follow another rule ever while flipping the bird to society knowing you lied to get the job in the first place.

  • @nepenthesBicalcarata5666
    @nepenthesBicalcarata5666 Месяц назад +12

    The cicadas are awesome for the environment. Please everyone don’t spray or kill them… 👍

  • @splatzec
    @splatzec Месяц назад +2

    We’ve needed shows like these on repeat for the last 9 years xD rock on Colbert 😂

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Месяц назад +1190

    Donnie should be locked up! Anyone else would be rotting in prison...

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад +12

      Wont matter, Trump will still be calling the shots for GOP

    • @wheressteve
      @wheressteve Месяц назад +22

      The Just-us system is working exactly as it was designed.

    • @scooby45247
      @scooby45247 Месяц назад +37

      thats what happens when you allow lobby money to buy Congress..
      corporate interests overrule we the people..
      profit over people..

    • @MomirsLabTech
      @MomirsLabTech Месяц назад

      The whole reason the bipartisan border deal didnt happen was because Trump wanted to use the border as a bargaining chip while running again. Hes still controlling the GOP without being elected, and will until he croaks.

    • @tygrahof9268
      @tygrahof9268 Месяц назад

      @@scooby45247Yes, run by the Greed Over People's Party

  • @stevechance150
    @stevechance150 Месяц назад +280

    Trump is a bully.

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад +4

      Wahhhh

    • @BrandonFuller-kw3gv
      @BrandonFuller-kw3gv Месяц назад +15

      ​@@Conservadouche93the schtick is old, kid. You're far too obviously faking it. Much like anyone who's ever slept with DJT.

    • @SleepyOx2023
      @SleepyOx2023 Месяц назад +1

      Stating the obvious 😂 I'm worried for his victims

    • @Logiconfire
      @Logiconfire Месяц назад

      Biden is a tool.

    • @Paul512
      @Paul512 Месяц назад

      He's a wimp that punches down don't know why his cult love it so much.

  • @rebny7801
    @rebny7801 Месяц назад +12

    When he said Florida is legalizing smoking recreational pot, my first reaction was: " well that's gonna make Florida safer"

    • @jansilverthorn777
      @jansilverthorn777 Месяц назад +1

      I think you will find the pot smokers a little more mellow than the meth heads.😂

  • @24cts
    @24cts Месяц назад +4

    Kudos to your writers !!!

  • @andrewfrazer8874
    @andrewfrazer8874 Месяц назад +67

    He should be in jail with Peter Navarro on their green bay sweep game plan

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 Месяц назад +43

    He tried to buy the NFL's Buffalo Bills pro football team back about 2014. He was in the pool of 6 final bidders the NFL chose and was asked to submit financial records to show he could either buy the team or could raise funds for it with solid collateral backing, but instead he submitted a letter with a copy of a Fortune Magazine article listing him as one of the wealthier people in the United States. The NFL turned him down.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Месяц назад

      Back when the world made sense! Nowadays, if Kris Kardashian says you're a billionaire, that's accepted as gospel truth, no research required. So stupid Kylie can commit fraud and never see any consequences...

  • @michaeldmusiccanada
    @michaeldmusiccanada Месяц назад +7

    🤣Go Stormy Go!....LT?..🤣..stick to cookies, and BYBLE study 😂 Happy 420 We love @Willie Nelson ❤

  • @stephenatwood241
    @stephenatwood241 Месяц назад +2

    I in fact forgot it was primary day here in NYC until I saw something online in the afternoon. So, yesterday was the first time in (countless elections) where I went to vote in the evening rather than early in the morning before going to work. I wasn't surprised to see no one waiting in line anywhere in my polling place in Brooklyn.

  • @annietang3780
    @annietang3780 Месяц назад +85

    Let’s give Trump what he fear most,-failing him in November. We will hand him the justice ourselves. That’s how we regular people can beat the “billionaire”.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Месяц назад

      Been saying this since the AG slow walked the investigation on T…… nobody will do anything and it will be up to the voters in Nov.

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 Месяц назад

      Yes, lets!! Lol

  • @Columbiastargazer
    @Columbiastargazer Месяц назад +363

    trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад +6

      Sigh, yet again. The copypasta is for real

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy Месяц назад +29

      @@Conservadouche93 reality really sucks for you guys, doesn't it?

    • @Heather-xz8fk
      @Heather-xz8fk Месяц назад +6

      You are so right.

    • @belindared3389
      @belindared3389 Месяц назад +2

      You're so funny and , a poet

    • @lilacsmith
      @lilacsmith Месяц назад +3

      You post this in every late time talk video

  • @jennifercook6497
    @jennifercook6497 Месяц назад +1

    Could you just IMAGINE Trump in Judge Judy's courtroom?! Comedy gold! There'd be memes for years!!!!

  • @tenacious1
    @tenacious1 Месяц назад +13

    Thank you so much Stephen Colbert for helping us laugh through these tough times... The Era of trump and the GQP. This one made me laugh so much from the jokes about Trump and his daughter-in-law's "music" do everything. I thank you and the show's writers. 🙏🏾

    • @adamlayneandersen
      @adamlayneandersen Месяц назад +2

      You nailed it❤

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 Месяц назад +1

      Don't think... just jump ?
      That was written by John Lemming Posthumously.
      He was a great composter in the field.

  • @thoughtsintime
    @thoughtsintime Месяц назад +55

    Waking up way over here in India to Colbert and TDS is always a great start to my day - I don’t care about any of the content as it’s a world away but it distracts me from our own shit show. Reminds me we’re not the only ones f*****d up. 😂

  • @stoppin2look
    @stoppin2look Месяц назад +42

    Hankey Pankey... like the rhyme ... really funny. Truth Social losing money made me smile even wider.

  • @juschu85
    @juschu85 Месяц назад +4

    German here. Amsterdam will still be Europe's dealer. We won't have legal shops selling weed (for now). You are allowed to grow it yourself at home (3 plants per person) or in registered growing clubs. EU laws are stopping us from having shops. The Netherlands use a loophole we can't use right now without implementing other substantial laws. What's also weird is that while you can legally own weed in the Netherlands and in Germany, it's still illegal to bring it over the border. At least you're allowed to get seeds from the Netherlands.
    I think this whole situation is the biggest problem with the law. It's not going far enough. One of the most important things is to fight the black market. Illegal dealers won't check your ID to see if you're old enough and they're more likely to lace the weed with some stuff you don't want in it. And as long as you have to grow your own weed, most people will still prefer the comfort of just getting it from a dealer. As long as they do, dealing weed will be lucrative and the black market will do business as usual.

  • @angelestorres6334
    @angelestorres6334 Месяц назад +2

    The Taboo Zone sounds like a real nightmare 😂 They should close that place down

  • @scooby45247
    @scooby45247 Месяц назад +113

    i would have thought hating dogs would have made 45 too unpopular to ever think of running..

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад

      Hold that thought. Its going to be a close election and RFK will mostly take votes away from Biden

    • @sharonkellner7126
      @sharonkellner7126 Месяц назад +19

      That would have been true in normal times. These are not normal times.

    • @jpg7879
      @jpg7879 Месяц назад

      He hate's everything except rich white men. He can spunge off, wonder what secrets he sold them.

    • @Conservadouche93
      @Conservadouche93 Месяц назад

      @sharonkellner7126 people voting against someone because they dislike dogs was normal back then? Now that's derangement syndrome

    • @stephanieames66
      @stephanieames66 Месяц назад +15

      I would think denigrating a war hero or mocking a crippled man would have kept him out of the WH.

  • @geoffreycat1763
    @geoffreycat1763 Месяц назад +32

    If Judge Merchan can't rule on this case then Thomas has no business ruling in any of trumps cases either.

  • @eleanorek.leslie9818
    @eleanorek.leslie9818 Месяц назад +12

    Thank you, Stephan!! Keep going!👍👍💕💕

  • @ff-cq5hh
    @ff-cq5hh Месяц назад +3

    Lock up what you can't debate.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Месяц назад +56

    Former president should be truly held. Accountable

  • @ZamboneeMan
    @ZamboneeMan Месяц назад +59

    Its never about the case, trump is using the courts as his stage since he has no time or money for rallies

  • @VeracityLH
    @VeracityLH Месяц назад +2

    I dread the next cicada invasion. During the last one they were so heavy in my area that might kids could not ride their bikes without crunching on cicada corpses. Stores had areas for you to bat the cicadas out of your clothes when you entered. It was AWFUL!

  • @rotterdammer5243
    @rotterdammer5243 Месяц назад

    I just love when Stephen does the German Angular dancer song!!! I JUST COULD`NT STOP LAFFIN~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @rezolutionist7715
    @rezolutionist7715 Месяц назад +37

    I'm surprised how good Stephen is, for that's EXACTLY how we dance in the Taboo Zone.

    • @bennposcher1025
      @bennposcher1025 Месяц назад +6

      Sorry my fellow German, you missspelled it, its Tabu Zone!

  • @sharonkellner7126
    @sharonkellner7126 Месяц назад +119

    “There should be only one response: ‘Bring your toothbrush, Donald Trump, because you’re going to sit in a jail cell for a while.”

    • @jandrews6254
      @jandrews6254 Месяц назад +12

      And leave behind your makeup, hairspray, belt (or anti gravity device), girdle and heel lifts

    • @jackharrison7613
      @jackharrison7613 Месяц назад +8

      um, you mean his cup of polident

    • @PennyDavis-cm9tl
      @PennyDavis-cm9tl Месяц назад

      He can get his Cocaine there but not his diapers. Steve Bannon will have to order them from Russia.😮

  • @teresitauy3692
    @teresitauy3692 Месяц назад +2

    I’m sick and tired of all these gag order , why not just put him in jail ., that will shut him up .

  • @lynemac2539
    @lynemac2539 Месяц назад +1

    Spanky! Yes, that's what I've been calling him ever since I realized that Chump seemed to respectful.

  • @sshaw4429
    @sshaw4429 Месяц назад +19

    “Country music was strangled to death…”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Germandave39
    @Germandave39 Месяц назад +68

    As a German, I appreciated the bit on our pot legalization a lot. 😊 Stephen's pronounciation of Lauterbach was quite good. 👏 Kudos

    • @kinngrimm
      @kinngrimm Месяц назад +6

      Well keep watching, he hardly misses an opportunity to make jokes of our nazi past, our lack of humor or the way we speak. Often all at the same time ^^

  • @grayguy3619
    @grayguy3619 Месяц назад +1

    Colbert's right about the Cicadas, it's going to be an ear-deafening nightmare!

  • @FDR_progressive_liberal
    @FDR_progressive_liberal Месяц назад +1

    What are the odds Hankey will get his money back? Less than the chance of making money off the bond, I'll wager.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад +35

    Lara Trump’s “singing” is technically 99.99% auto-tune (which does a LOT of heavy lifting).
    Another song from Lara Trump to be played non-stop at Gitmo.

  • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
    @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Месяц назад +170

    I absolutely voted in today's primary. Always vote all the time!! 🗽💙🌊💙🌊🗽

    • @stephenm3470
      @stephenm3470 Месяц назад +5

      I literally just found I missed it. Surely this is the type of thing they should advertise.

    • @connyleicht6567
      @connyleicht6567 Месяц назад

      ​Isn't there a certain responsibility of one's own to inform oneself? I wonder.....​@@stephenm3470

    • @DavidCundiff-fx2mm
      @DavidCundiff-fx2mm Месяц назад +2

      Where is Ellen Degeneres

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Месяц назад +3

      The board of elections mails a notice to your address. Read the notice and keep it near your calendar. Post it on the refrigerator so that you can't forget.

    • @dogsbecute
      @dogsbecute Месяц назад

      @@stephenm3470 they do. you probably threw away your voter card the board of elections mails to you every year, along with the pamphlets explaining what election is coming up and when. You should probably not throw away your mail without skimming through it . Just because you werent aware doesnt mean it wasnt advertised lol

  • @Kokuswolf
    @Kokuswolf Месяц назад

    As a german I would love to see Mr. Colbert visiting us and showing us the Taboo Zone club... ... and his dance. I would instantly join him. Great humor.

  • @hereigoagain5050
    @hereigoagain5050 Месяц назад +1

    "Da Bugs" didn't hit in NYC but we appreciate it in Chicago. Steven, your always welcome back.

  • @Sailor376also
    @Sailor376also Месяц назад +22

    As someone who grew up with cicadas outside the window making a racket,, that was a pretty good impression !!! Well done !

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 Месяц назад +50

    We love your show stephen colbert

    • @t.d.186
      @t.d.186 Месяц назад

      You mean the fundraiser for Genocide Joe?

  • @Drew-bc7zj
    @Drew-bc7zj Месяц назад +1

    8:07 nice callback to "Strangers with Candy"! 👍

  • @bennposcher1025
    @bennposcher1025 Месяц назад +101

    Greetings from Germany, proud that we got to be in your show. The dance was hilarious 😂

    • @mayadesilva
      @mayadesilva Месяц назад +7

      I actually witnessed people doing that same dance at the techno club Berghaim in Berlin last summer! Great Monolgue Stephen, I laughed out loud at least seven times! Get rid of T-Rump NOW!

    • @sabine563
      @sabine563 Месяц назад

      Same here! I really felt the reality in stereotypes then..😂 Greetings from a German 😎

    • @petercolbeysgameshowmania7176
      @petercolbeysgameshowmania7176 Месяц назад

      “Ve go to make the disco! Ja ja ja! Ve go to make the disco! Ja ja ja!”

  • @oscarmendez3362
    @oscarmendez3362 Месяц назад +2

    You are the man Stephen!

  • @jackie6903
    @jackie6903 Месяц назад +2

    It is a historic, not an historic.

  • @juneju6637
    @juneju6637 Месяц назад +50

    It’s amazing that Trump would complain if someone went after his kids.

  • @robertpearson8546
    @robertpearson8546 Месяц назад +39

    Laura's caterwauling proves that technology cannot make a screech owl a top singer.

    • @jacquelinevanfossan7007
      @jacquelinevanfossan7007 Месяц назад

      Do not insult owls. They, at least, perform a service, like getting rid of vermin. I'd rather listen to these beautiful creatures than the trump critters.

    • @seanstoyroom7274
      @seanstoyroom7274 Месяц назад +6

      But if you want to clear out a house after a party...

    • @FurtiveSkeptical
      @FurtiveSkeptical Месяц назад +2

      Son: Daddy, is that lady hurting that song?
      Father: Yes, son. Yes she is.

  • @caseybowman4644
    @caseybowman4644 Месяц назад +2

    Condolences to Stephen and his staff for their loss. My heart breaks for Stephen during his time of loss. His executive assistant recently died of cancer I read and they announced it on Monday. 😢

  • @ScottBoecher-ew6nd
    @ScottBoecher-ew6nd Месяц назад +1

    You hit it! “Stupid Social”

  • @titichartay7216
    @titichartay7216 Месяц назад +43

    Reason why Trump hates dog is that they could always smell his bad vibes.

    • @Paul512
      @Paul512 Месяц назад

      There are some butt's even dogs won't sniff

  • @dlifedt
    @dlifedt Месяц назад +20

    Chairman Meow and Blitzkrieging Cinnabon got me

  • @jeanieweikle4691
    @jeanieweikle4691 Месяц назад

    The first thing that comes to my mind is “Hanky panky”! 😂

  • @laurafay2796
    @laurafay2796 Месяц назад +1

    DAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH bugs...Stephen was on fire tonight Props to the writers

  • @Christiane247
    @Christiane247 Месяц назад +19

    Wow, the writers were really on their game tonight...loved the judge's dog and cat story très funny!!!😎🇨🇦

  • @Fluuuv
    @Fluuuv Месяц назад +15

    That German taboo zone dance took me out 😂😂

  • @UrbanHiker317
    @UrbanHiker317 Месяц назад +1

    That cicada noise was on point! 😂

  • @user-xv8tn7wq4s
    @user-xv8tn7wq4s Месяц назад +2

    That's a 4 billion dollar TAX exemption !

  • @ag4allgood
    @ag4allgood Месяц назад +13

    Dementia Don has an excuse now not to pay back Don Hankey - he forgot all about that $454 Million dollar Bond !

  • @B_Bodziak
    @B_Bodziak Месяц назад +138

    Lara's middle school choir teacher obviously told Lara to just mouth the words.

    • @AceFace50001
      @AceFace50001 Месяц назад +7

      Her singing is worse than drunk karaoke.

    • @tammyd.970
      @tammyd.970 Месяц назад +8

      You give her way too much credit. She didn't learn the lyrics. She just mouthed "watermelon" the whole time.
      (for non-choir losers, this was a cheat for when you couldn't remember the lyrics. It would look like you're singing with everyone else, mostly.)

    • @user-bx7zp9sj9y
      @user-bx7zp9sj9y Месяц назад

      She's Absolutely Awful and also Stupid. She married a Trump and he's a Loser just like his Father. That Apple didn't fall but inches.