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  • American astronauts cast their primary votes from Earth’s orbit yesterday, President Biden’s biggest primary threat wasn’t named Jason Palmer, Senator Mitch McConnell endorsed Trump, and the latest presidential polling from The New York Times is complete garbage.
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  • @sophiaherschel567
    @sophiaherschel567 2 месяца назад +577

    "The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them." Turkish proverb.

    • @WaningGibbous
      @WaningGibbous 2 месяца назад +25

      And also a song by RUSH " THE TREES" 👍

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk 2 месяца назад +32

      That's awesome! In the analogy here, Trump is more like a slash-n-burn of the entire forest than an axe.

    • @KK-111
      @KK-111 2 месяца назад +1

      A metaphor which perfectly describes the current corporate captured duopoly- each 'side' claiming to be the only one for the people; with the other side as the enemy that will destroy everything. In reality- both parties are beholden to corporate interests, and Big Corp unchecked power, on a literal level, will destroy our planet. Each side and MSM will ' say, "Don't vote for any candidate other than D, or R, or it will be a 'wasted' vote, and all hell will break loose.' In reality, if we keep voting 'lesser of two evils', we'll continue to reap evil. Please vote DIFFERENT this year! (Vote Independent- RFK, Jr 2024- who will work to get corporate power out of our politics, government, and just about every industry in our country..)

    • @user-jl3gj2te8y
      @user-jl3gj2te8y 2 месяца назад +9

      😮 omgoodness...
      Thk U...❤

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 2 месяца назад +8

      Excellent!

  • @rbnallen95
    @rbnallen95 2 месяца назад +854

    McConnell has this one chance to actually do the right thing, and still he is spineless.

    • @courtneybrubaker9738
      @courtneybrubaker9738 2 месяца назад +31

      He did the wrong thing.

    • @neebs929
      @neebs929 2 месяца назад +48

      He's the definition of power hungry despot.

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 2 месяца назад +30

      @@neebs929 He's an example, not a definition. A definition is a verbal description. McConnell is rarely verbal, and even then often either incomprehensible or nonsensical.

    • @vvohvaelez9277
      @vvohvaelez9277 2 месяца назад +32

      very Ted Cruz of him

    • @lyellclare9365
      @lyellclare9365 2 месяца назад

      He always has been a spineless, corrupt a/hole.

  • @turbogeek.421
    @turbogeek.421 2 месяца назад +424

    "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."
    Be careful America.

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess 2 месяца назад +24

      “Fool me… fool me twice… you’re not gonna get fooled again.” 😂

    • @nanszoo3092
      @nanszoo3092 2 месяца назад +18

      fool me three times, end of democracy ...

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 2 месяца назад +5

      @@lacountess unless you're bush "mission accomplished" jr.

    • @krysti2
      @krysti2 2 месяца назад +10

      The fools don't watch Colbert and, sadly, Don't read anything other than The Chump bumper stickers.😊

    • @juanmoore1500
      @juanmoore1500 2 месяца назад

      Ameri-WTF luvs Greed, Weird Shit & Incompetence willing 2 look the other way 2 keep a pay check @...🙄
      Wait...🤔 It's The Ameri-WTF way of doing things!..🙄😉😅😂🤣💨💨✌🏽

  • @TXnine7nine
    @TXnine7nine 2 месяца назад +34

    Mitch McConnell and Ted Cruz both endorse Trump after he insulted them and their wives personally. Let that sink in. 😂

    • @ernesthill4017
      @ernesthill4017 2 месяца назад

      Because they crave the power they think a Trump victory will bring them. It's clear to even the casual observer that they all despise each other intensely, but care more power, privilege, and the opportunity to continue to line their pockets than their dignity as men or their offices they are entrusted with 😠

    • @ShawnsterVideos
      @ShawnsterVideos 2 месяца назад

      Republicans vote for Trump specifically because he shits on women; especially wives of fellow Republican politicians.

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 2 месяца назад

      They also endorse him after his rabid mob threatened to get them killed.
      It became clear a long time ago they have no moral code, even a crooked one. They’re just petty, empty men doing whatever they can to cling to the vestiges of power.

  • @anthonypuccini1914
    @anthonypuccini1914 2 месяца назад +442

    No matter what the polls say, only one thing matters: go out and vote.
    We already know what a Trump presidency looks like. The Republicans were pissed when he lost reelection, and will double down on supporting his ignorance and bigotry if they have to.
    Don't let them get to you, don't let them discourage you. The only thing you have to worry about is staying true to protecting our Democracy from a tyrant. And vote.

    • @yosemitegirlCA
      @yosemitegirlCA 2 месяца назад +40

      Yes, we not only know what TFG’s presidency looked like but he has told us very clearly what he plans to do if he wins… it’s called Projection 2025 and he is not joking.

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 2 месяца назад +35

      Make sure that you specify for Biden. Anything else is functionally a vote for Trump.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 2 месяца назад +12

      💯!

    • @zainnee
      @zainnee 2 месяца назад

      I suspect that these pollsters poll only very white people in very white segregated areas of the country. This is to discourage the non-white folks of this country that it’s fruitless for them to vote since the polls have told them who will win. If people went back to look at what the polls say who will and who actually won. You can see a clearly picture. They are often two different people.

    • @Tantalus010
      @Tantalus010 2 месяца назад +36

      @@yosemitegirlCAHe never was joking. That's the thing that always galled me when Republicans claimed he was "obviously" joking after he said one of the many abhorrent things he's said. No he wasn't - he was testing for reactions. That's what he does. He runs something up the proverbial flagpole, and if it gets backlash, falsely claims he was joking.

  • @gljm
    @gljm 2 месяца назад +160

    Here I always thought that Moscow Mitch was a turtle when all along he was a jellyfish.

    • @letitiajeavons6333
      @letitiajeavons6333 2 месяца назад +5

      Yes. Turtles have spines. Their shell is their spine and other bones.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 2 месяца назад +3

      Don’t be a Mitch!

    • @TheLastChickenWing
      @TheLastChickenWing 2 месяца назад +3

      that's deep, lol. sea turtles eat jellyfish. There's a rich trove of literal and figurative associations to be made with your comment.

    • @IguanaOfLove
      @IguanaOfLove 2 месяца назад

      The murkiest creature in the swamp. Walks like he just got a turtle wax job on his wrinkled little hiney.

    • @plonk420
      @plonk420 2 месяца назад +1

      you mean blobfish? 😂

  • @Backbenchers911
    @Backbenchers911 2 месяца назад +89

    "Stock markets are doing good because of my polling numbers". What is that even mean? Just absurd stupidity at its best.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 2 месяца назад +7

      He thinks that because his poll numbers are 'high', the stock market is surging because business is happy he's going to win 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nanszoo3092
      @nanszoo3092 2 месяца назад +16

      what does anything he says mean ... (sigh)
      Looking forward to the day he is irrelevant, but I don't know if I have that many years left.

    • @Techydad
      @Techydad 2 месяца назад +15

      Trump thinks stocks are up because he might be elected in November and take office in January and therefore businesses are rejoicing.
      Even if businesses wanted him back in (which I'm not convinced of), when have businesses ever had their stocks react based on an event that might happen 10 months from now?
      They can barely see past this quarter most times. There's no way they're rising because "Trump might be President in 10 months."

    • @candacen7779
      @candacen7779 2 месяца назад +12

      @@Techydad Exactly. It's just more proof that he knows nothing about business, and he's a complete fraud.

    • @fairyprincess911
      @fairyprincess911 2 месяца назад +7

      @@TechydadCertainly not a fraudulent businessman owing almost a half billion dollars in fines for being a criminal predator and a crook in general. No, Wall Street doesn’t celebrate and grow because of this blob.

  • @Julian_Wang-pai
    @Julian_Wang-pai 2 месяца назад +30

    "Tortoise endorses Hair..!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂 That will deservedly travel far.

  • @anthonymatthews3698
    @anthonymatthews3698 2 месяца назад +866

    All jokes aside, I’m so sick of trump. Can we have an understanding that when he loses the election, again, we all just stop talking about him and giving him a platform no matter what shite he comes up with. It’s time to move on.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 2 месяца назад +109

      I am hoping the justice system holds up and puts him in prison.

    • @tarielkaroldan4106
      @tarielkaroldan4106 2 месяца назад

      He's going to win. It's bad news for America and, ostensibly, the world but it will happen

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox 2 месяца назад +23

      I wish but they are going to be debriefing for years Ugg 😟

    • @adamgill537
      @adamgill537 2 месяца назад +12

      Yes

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox 2 месяца назад

      @@tarielkaroldan4106It would suck if that happened because anyone who thinks it’s ok to force their so called “morals” on the other- while cheating with gerrymandering and the circus that is the maga cult- will think it unfair when their choice of dictator forces his agenda on them- tRump or Putin will have literally no obligation to do anything you want!
      Facism is not Gods will

  • @GaudyMarko
    @GaudyMarko 2 месяца назад +330

    I know Hailey never stood a chance but I think I actually respect her for sticking it to Trump as long as she could.

    • @hottubking1229
      @hottubking1229 2 месяца назад

      Her out and Lindsey Graham resigning, was the death of the RINOs. The MAGA takeover is complete. The deportations can’t come soon enough.

    • @Zarina1634
      @Zarina1634 2 месяца назад +23

      I agree.
      I just hope that she doesn't endorse Trump.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 2 месяца назад

      I just hope she sticks to he core values and doesn't endorse an insurrectionist rapist. I believe it would kill her political career.

    • @Tina-qp7py
      @Tina-qp7py 2 месяца назад +23

      I don't trust her. She said she would pardon him but maybe it was to get his supporters vote if he should be jailed.

    • @TheRealGigatess
      @TheRealGigatess 2 месяца назад +34

      @GaudyMarko I understand where you're coming from. However, the only thing that *might* make me respect her is if she shocked EVERYONE & endorsed Biden.

  • @kolt4d559
    @kolt4d559 2 месяца назад +51

    As someone named Jason, that half Jason, half lemonade joke made my morning.

    • @Techydad
      @Techydad 2 месяца назад +7

      Another Jason here and I wanted to agree and add: now I want a glass of lemonade.

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 2 месяца назад +48

    Oh the writers were on it tonight with that tortoise and hare joke 😂😂😂

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering 2 месяца назад +2

      That’s “hair.”

    • @youuuknooow7699
      @youuuknooow7699 2 месяца назад

      But what's with the wts66 bsn?

    • @ventolin63
      @ventolin63 2 месяца назад +2

      The writers are so bad since they switched from cocaine to fentanyl..

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ventolin63 Shouldn’t be but that’s funny.

    • @geraldbanks1540
      @geraldbanks1540 Месяц назад +1

      ⁠❤❤❤😂❤❤😂🎉

  • @Slo-ryde
    @Slo-ryde 2 месяца назад +104

    “Tortoise endorses hair”….friggen genius writers😅

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering 2 месяца назад +4

      That’s the best. Ever.

    • @missyyy-
      @missyyy- 2 месяца назад +3

      Hare*

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering 2 месяца назад +8

      @@missyyy- No. it is a pun. The hair on Trump’s head which is a homophone for hare (rabbit). That is why the joke is golden.

    • @missyyy-
      @missyyy- 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Commenting-answering maybe there was a visual I missed.. I was listening without the screen 😝

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering 2 месяца назад +5

      @@missyyy- Yes! Exactly. It was of Orange Jesus’ combover.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 2 месяца назад +243

    The only running gag better than Cerveza Cristal...
    is potato

    • @JohnSmith-bu5zs
      @JohnSmith-bu5zs 2 месяца назад +19

      You beat me to the refreshing delicious Cerveza Cristal

    • @IAmJustR
      @IAmJustR 2 месяца назад +14

      i sang that jingle all damn day today 😂😂

    • @user-weebooo
      @user-weebooo 2 месяца назад +14

      IS BIG POTATO!

    • @trevorz459
      @trevorz459 2 месяца назад +7

      🥔.

    • @tracykellison8682
      @tracykellison8682 2 месяца назад +4

      I've got the shirt! 😂

  • @jcoopes5604
    @jcoopes5604 2 месяца назад +177

    Don’t be complacent! He must never be in office ever again! Remember in November and VOTE 🗳️!

    • @brianclark9110
      @brianclark9110 2 месяца назад +3

      you're talking about Brandon right?

    • @sophiabright8371
      @sophiabright8371 2 месяца назад

      ​@@brianclark9110 He'll 🧌. So glad you are dropping your stupid two years ago 'slam' here on a channel you are simply unwelcome at.
      Dark Brandon has you & your ilk BEAT, but you are just going to keep sharing your infantile wit and boosting the algorithm, so thanks?!?

    • @stephenseibold6116
      @stephenseibold6116 2 месяца назад

      @@brianclark9110
      Best economy and inflation rate in the world not to mention job numbers. DT brought russians into the Oval Office to celebrate his win. Still confused? DT put us 8 trillion in debt giving tax cuts to rich and over 1,000,000 dead Americans due to his covid policies. THEN THERE IS THE TRAITOR THING. You know, trying to overthrow a legal election. #DonaldVonShitsinPants

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@brianclark9110you are what you eat.

    • @Palidine4M0O
      @Palidine4M0O 2 месяца назад +8

      Remember remember, the 5th of november... orange wants there to be a king again, lets open his eyes to his idiocy

  • @WednesdaysDragon
    @WednesdaysDragon 2 месяца назад +20

    My parents always taught me to "just ask," so here it goes, I'm just a teeny, tiny, little blue dot in a big ole' red state. Could you please help to blue wave the crap out of my state in 2024? 🌊🌊🌊 We're parked just below lake Erie, btw. Please send help and thank you... 💙💙💙 Thank you too, Stephen! All the best to you and yours!!! 💛💛💛

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers 2 месяца назад +3

      I wonder how many people will go,look at a map to figure out what you’re talking about 😁

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 2 месяца назад +1

      @@pattyayers Pennsylvania is a swing state that typically votes democratic.

    • @WednesdaysDragon
      @WednesdaysDragon 2 месяца назад

      @@pattyayers I'm not sure! Point taken! 🌊

  • @broslyons8045
    @broslyons8045 2 месяца назад +99

    I would like to build a memorial -
    to the loss of Mitch's spine and balls- and integrity-
    Mitch- you silly little mitch-

    • @altrag
      @altrag 2 месяца назад +14

      How can you memorialize something that never existed?

  • @israelcm7246
    @israelcm7246 2 месяца назад +81

    Tortoise will forever be an orange 🍊 kisser . Spineless " Beach "

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 2 месяца назад +1

      *brown kisser

    • @IguanaOfLove
      @IguanaOfLove 2 месяца назад +2

      Mitch is high on the mushroom?

  • @davidberglund8879
    @davidberglund8879 2 месяца назад +23

    Give credit to Dean Phillips. He is certainly a very humble man.
    So many politicians have inflated egos. It's somewhat refreshing to hear a politician who doesn't engage in hyperbole.

  • @A_A_K_123
    @A_A_K_123 2 месяца назад +65

    Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!! Vote Blue!!!

    • @ventolin63
      @ventolin63 2 месяца назад +1

      I would vote RED just to please you!

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 2 месяца назад +176

    During 1986-7 the state of NSW in Australia asked for bids to build the first casino in Sydney. Four groups submitted bids for the lucrative project. Cabinet papers declassified 30 years later revealed that the Trump bid was rejected after NSW State Police reported that the Trump mafia connections and financial unviability made their bid undesirable.
    It also said his ties to organised crime was obvious.

    • @saar144
      @saar144 2 месяца назад +5

      Will you stop posting the same comment in every video, we got it the first millionth time. 7 years, same comments.

    • @leannevandekew1996
      @leannevandekew1996 2 месяца назад +12

      @@saar144 As a girl I was a babysitter, including infants. I've changed hundreds of diapers. As a model at T Management (Trump Models), I met Trump many times: he frequently had the smell of poopy pants.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 2 месяца назад

      @@saar144 Have you heard about the latest Amazon Crytpo-scam 9000? It's like, totallys for realzies you guys.

    • @tinat.4508
      @tinat.4508 2 месяца назад +6

      If it is the truth.. keep telling it.. don't worry about the naysayers!

    • @leannevandekew1996
      @leannevandekew1996 2 месяца назад

      @@tinat.4508 The Guardian, ABC, South China Daily, MSN, The Sun. a dozen more news outlets.

  • @silverstem2964
    @silverstem2964 2 месяца назад +160

    I'm from Minnesota and I say at least Dean Phillips was gracious and even comically self-deprecating about his loss. Good for him!
    🔵24!!

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 2 месяца назад +8

      Yeah and the fact that he made that joke really undercuts the poll

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm 2 месяца назад +6

      @@ConstantChaos1He deserves at least 10% for that line

    • @larryrowe5259
      @larryrowe5259 2 месяца назад +4

      Also, he could win a bar bet by saying he beat president Biden in a primary.

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 2 месяца назад +1

      There are actual methods to ensure a poll is accurate and well-designed, but it takes times and testing.

    • @dgrant7291
      @dgrant7291 2 месяца назад

      I worked for a polling company and they generally just repeat what their client asks them to ask...and call where they ask them to call...anyone can say they ran some poll and come up with more preferred results. Most folks, especially before elections like to lie to throw these polls off...or so I read in a poll.@@veramae4098

  • @hhunstad2011
    @hhunstad2011 2 месяца назад +27

    The final comeback from Phillips was in good humor, ya gotta admit.

  • @lundworks9901
    @lundworks9901 2 месяца назад +9

    When we lived in the small town of Biscay Minnesota, the Mayor was voted in 6 to 1; he was a cross-road trucker who was written in by the six as a joke, but he was a great Mayor for several terms, excellent classic Coca-Cola Santa Claus, whose wife made popcorn balls at Halloween you could trust to eat.
    My kids told everyone Mrs. Claus made them popcorn balls for Trick or Treat. Fantastical but true.

    • @lundworks9901
      @lundworks9901 2 месяца назад

      The number of votes may have only been 3 in absentia to be Mayor.

    • @MDone402
      @MDone402 2 месяца назад

      Cool ❤

  • @israelcm7246
    @israelcm7246 2 месяца назад +121

    Trumpie has so much pride, I have never seen a person who talks so much about himself like him. Pride comes before a fall. His final downfall will be massive.

    • @birdsinparadise3113
      @birdsinparadise3113 2 месяца назад +11

      Spanish for prideful is Orgullosa and boy is that a word appropriate for trump 😮

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 месяца назад +6

      🤞🏾

    • @erickuiso3703
      @erickuiso3703 2 месяца назад +8

      He has been falling to hell ever since trump university and ue hasn't reached the destination until now

    • @joanfregapane8683
      @joanfregapane8683 2 месяца назад +6

      From your mouth to God’s ears.

    • @saraha6895
      @saraha6895 2 месяца назад +13

      We’re still waiting for the fall, it can’t come soon enough.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 2 месяца назад +679

    The far majority of people wouldn't let Donnie take care of their child or even their pet... yet too many still say, "Yep, that's the guy I want as POTUS." Yikes!

    • @Tony-723
      @Tony-723 2 месяца назад

      Isn’t Biden know for sniffing kids? 😂

    • @arhafrench5319
      @arhafrench5319 2 месяца назад +31

      You're right, that's the crazy thing. Quite a few of the people I speak to about him as their choice clearly stated that they don't like him at all, they voted for their policies to be represented in him and don't believe Haley is a good choice because she had affairs on her husband in the military. 😮 My brain is broken.

    • @Tony-723
      @Tony-723 2 месяца назад

      Isn’t Biden known for sniffing kids?

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 2 месяца назад

      Klepper had a session with a Haley supporter that clearly illustrated this. The woman said she is never voting for Trump again. But the moment she was given a scenario where Haley lost, she agonized for a few seconds before immediately casting her vote for Trump. And yet MAGAhats loved to accuse everybody else of tribalism. The irony is deafening.

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 2 месяца назад +13

      or take care of plants

  • @billg.7909
    @billg.7909 2 месяца назад +187

    McConnell you have just cemented your place as the second lowest bottom feeder in U.S. history, right next to the big T. Congratulations.

    • @tommyt1971
      @tommyt1971 2 месяца назад

      #MoscowMitch #DictatorWannabeTrump

    • @TheCrisses
      @TheCrisses 2 месяца назад +5

      I think MTG has that honor. McConnel doesn't stand a chance of getting 2nd place.

    • @lesliea7394
      @lesliea7394 2 месяца назад +4

      He is no different than T

    • @user-qe4fu7yx2e
      @user-qe4fu7yx2e 2 месяца назад +3

      Don’t forget Graham coming in a respectable 3rd .

  • @gogreen7794
    @gogreen7794 2 месяца назад +241

    I haven't trusted the GOP since I was 13 when Nixon/Agnew were the Republican nominees in 1968. As a result, I haven't voted for a Republican since I could first vote in 1974. That is one of my proudest accomplishments!

    • @laslobas1234
      @laslobas1234 2 месяца назад +8

      Me too. But it’s time for more than two parties. I’m not laughing at ridiculing people outside of the two party system who ran for president.

    • @dgrant7291
      @dgrant7291 2 месяца назад

      Exactly...Im 71 and Watergate and how they all behaved destroyed ANY trust...then Regan and Iran/Contra just reprove the lack of any decent moral character. Then Bush lying to go to war in Iraq ..the lack of decent morals and values - this goes beyond politics. Do not vote republican...especially at the national level.

    • @nbenefiel
      @nbenefiel 2 месяца назад +27

      When I was 18, I worked in the ER of a major downtown Detroit hospital. One night a friend and I went for a walk. We heard someone moaning so we ran over. It was a very young girl hemorrhaging from a back street abortion. This was pre Roe v Wade. My friend ran for a doctor. I held the girl as she bled to death. I vowed that I would never vote, when I could vote, for anyone who opposed legal abortion. I never have.

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@nbenefielhow tragic.

    • @candacen7779
      @candacen7779 2 месяца назад +9

      I wasn't born until 3 years after you could vote for the first time, but I share your distrust of the GOP and have never voted for a Republican in my lifetime.

  • @tonyfan3
    @tonyfan3 2 месяца назад +88

    Biden continues to win 🎉

    • @Tony-723
      @Tony-723 2 месяца назад +3

      Win for Ukraine and illegals

    • @user-vo2cw5yu9w
      @user-vo2cw5yu9w 2 месяца назад +14

      @@Tony-723 win for liberals
      Listening to you babies cry is like fine wine.

    • @johnwattdotca
      @johnwattdotca 2 месяца назад

      @@user-vo2cw5yu9w I can understand your comment if you're a child.

    • @crusheverything4449
      @crusheverything4449 2 месяца назад +9

      @@Tony-723- I’d tell you to educate yourself, but that’s obviously never going to happen.

    • @ag4allgood
      @ag4allgood 2 месяца назад

      @@user-vo2cw5yu9w Speaking of Babies that is what Trump sounded like at his rally recently " re be doo aaahhhhhh " . I think that means his diaper is full 💩💩 Regressing into a toddler 🚼

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 2 месяца назад +549

    The last years would’ve been insufferable without Stephen. Thank you Stephen and everyone at The Late Show.

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox 2 месяца назад +14

      💯

    • @Okapi.LuckyFeather
      @Okapi.LuckyFeather 2 месяца назад +18

      So right! I sometimes am sick with grief when I hear Tump is ahead. Steven soothes my soul, gives me hope he won’t be re-elected.

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 2 месяца назад +3

      If we must have a tyrant, let it be Colbert slapping us daily with comedic edicts!

    • @flyoverstateresident2890
      @flyoverstateresident2890 2 месяца назад +1

      A shadow of Johnny, David, and Jay.

    • @KnockOut242
      @KnockOut242 2 месяца назад

      Amen to that!

  • @McCrapweasel
    @McCrapweasel 2 месяца назад +50

    Props to Dean Phillips: He's not delusional.

    • @nehpets216
      @nehpets216 2 месяца назад +4

      Faces facts, reasonable, and willing to call out false reporting. Odd how good his reaction to failing makes him look.

    • @McCrapweasel
      @McCrapweasel 2 месяца назад

      @@nehpets216 Hard agree to all of that.

    • @thorfinsky1427
      @thorfinsky1427 2 месяца назад

      @@nehpets216 I'm not so sure.....isn't he supposed to claim the election was rigged??

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 2 месяца назад

      He ran for the presidency in the first place, he sure is delusional

  • @bobbiedodds2289
    @bobbiedodds2289 2 месяца назад +24

    3:04 "Image not cared about" didn't get the response it deserved 😂😂😂

    • @candacen7779
      @candacen7779 2 месяца назад +1

      I didn't even catch that. I thought it said "Image not found." Good eyes. 👍

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 2 месяца назад +2

      @@candacen7779I missed that too had to take a second look. Damnit I must be getting old if I can’t keep up with Stephen’s pace. 😂

  • @PaperbackWizard
    @PaperbackWizard 2 месяца назад +37

    Polls in general are messed up, these days. How many people even answer the phone anymore if they don't recognize the number? I barely answer it when I **do** recognize the number.

    • @bcwbcw3741
      @bcwbcw3741 2 месяца назад +2

      The NY Times poll also had 36% of its responses from rural voters when only 16% of the voting population is from rural areas. The NY Times must have known it was publishing a totally screwed up poll but did so anyway.

    • @seandobbins2231
      @seandobbins2231 2 месяца назад

      Polls are for ratings, nothing more, and it's always been that way.

  • @Tsudkyk
    @Tsudkyk 2 месяца назад +23

    “So many girls… oh I can’t tell you who they are, they go to a different school.”

  • @echospaw899
    @echospaw899 2 месяца назад +30

    Sheezuz!! Colbert is so mean and just relentless with the trump attacks. THANK YOU! 🧡

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 2 месяца назад +1

      No, he zings Biden too.

    • @user-kn5jf5sg2e
      @user-kn5jf5sg2e 2 месяца назад +1

      Oh my God how sad for you and for Donald Trump

    • @echospaw899
      @echospaw899 2 месяца назад

      @@user-kn5jf5sg2e I'm being sarcastic! 🤪

    • @echospaw899
      @echospaw899 2 месяца назад

      @@annakingry9157 sarcasm people.

  • @MayberryAIArt
    @MayberryAIArt 2 месяца назад +8

    We have to save democracy ❤

  • @IHScoutII
    @IHScoutII 2 месяца назад +214

    " they tap my wires"
    " Maybe inject bleach"
    " Massive dumps"
    "Obamagate"
    " FBI informant"
    "Hunter's laptop"
    "D.o.m.i.n.i.o.n."😊
    **Looks up into an eclipse**

    • @Tony-723
      @Tony-723 2 месяца назад +1

      Are you still denying the hunter laptop? Leave your rock

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 месяца назад +29

      “Grab em by the 🐱”

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 месяца назад

      @@Tony-723are you still denying that hunter isn’t running for election? You = 🤡

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham 2 месяца назад +30

      “Person, man, woman, camera, tv.”

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham 2 месяца назад

      @@Tony-723Is that the laptop Congress has had for over four years?
      And all they’ve been able to get off it is PRIVATE and PERSONAL nude pics?

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 2 месяца назад +25

    "Tortoise endorses hair."
    😂😂😂

  • @deborahwolf9871
    @deborahwolf9871 2 месяца назад +31

    McConnell knows better...I am ashamed of him

    • @SJC49
      @SJC49 2 месяца назад

      He’s too ashamed of himself to care if any of us think he is a cowardly, snivelling doormat!

    • @fairyprincess911
      @fairyprincess911 2 месяца назад +3

      I’ve been ashamed of him for thirty years and I am not from Kentucky😾

  • @timl.b.2095
    @timl.b.2095 2 месяца назад +4

    Did you hear that pause of Trump's before he said "Joe Biden?" He had to make sure he didn't say Obama again.

  • @ddmarsh21
    @ddmarsh21 2 месяца назад +56

    I can usually laugh with this show but the fact that the Republican Party can’t find anyone other than Trump is just too depressing…

    • @jpieroni
      @jpieroni 2 месяца назад +1

      Aren't you leaving out another party with the same problem?

    • @michaelgreenwood3413
      @michaelgreenwood3413 2 месяца назад

      @@jpieroni No. Because Biden is actually competent.

    • @michaelgreenwood3413
      @michaelgreenwood3413 2 месяца назад

      @@RUclipsCensorsEverything Well, let's see, nearly wiped out unemployment in the US, brought NATO back from the brink of fracturing due to a certain orange shithead, lowered the cost of Insulin, and about 200 other positive things.
      Remind me, just what have the last three Republican presidents done that's positive and good for the country?
      Because it's less than the stuff I actually named. Let alone the other shit.

  • @nancychandler3673
    @nancychandler3673 2 месяца назад +17

    Congratulations Democrats for your primary wins on Super Tuesday 🇺🇸.

  • @user-dh4wy8zl8g
    @user-dh4wy8zl8g 2 месяца назад +8

    This is the real Groundhog Day!

  • @maverick792
    @maverick792 2 месяца назад +7

    9:54 Mental competence of the candidates = Mental competence of the voters

    • @nanszoo3092
      @nanszoo3092 2 месяца назад +1

      yep, that is the most disturbing part of the past 9 years

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 месяца назад +76

    America will never forget “Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi” for running against Trump in the Republican primaries.

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike 2 месяца назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @IguanaOfLove
      @IguanaOfLove 2 месяца назад +4

      Nancy pelosi will be in the history books. That she was a great political strategist. Someone who did her best. To preserve our constitution. Someone who stands and lives by her oath. All women around the world should be proud of her. Men, too.

  • @carolynbarcus3662
    @carolynbarcus3662 2 месяца назад +14

    You are hilarious Stephen.

  • @erickborling1302
    @erickborling1302 2 месяца назад +17

    Yes the NYTimes polls are absurd. Nevertheless: VOTE!!! Do not fail to vote straight blue.

  • @rileymcphee9429
    @rileymcphee9429 2 месяца назад +22

    Big round of applause for the unforgettable campaigns of Nancy Harvey and Dane Billups.
    You will surely be missed.

  • @MicheleEngel
    @MicheleEngel 2 месяца назад +7

    Outstanding comedy tonight! Great writers, thank you!❤

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 2 месяца назад +54

    If Jason Palmer was a contestant on The Bachelorette, he would be described as an “entrepreneur”.

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 2 месяца назад +2

      Good one 😊

    • @youuuknooow7699
      @youuuknooow7699 2 месяца назад

      I don't get it or the lemonade joke. 🥴

    • @missyyy-
      @missyyy- 2 месяца назад +2

      @@youuuknooow7699an Arnold Palmer is a drink mixing half lemonade and half iced tea.

    • @youuuknooow7699
      @youuuknooow7699 2 месяца назад +1

      @@missyyy- thanks, that sounds yummy!

    • @youuuknooow7699
      @youuuknooow7699 2 месяца назад

      Entrepreneur why?

  • @ZYX261
    @ZYX261 2 месяца назад +7

    So, less than 1/2 of the USA population decides who the presidential nominees will be? I have never understood this drawn-out primary season.

    • @jessicaolson490
      @jessicaolson490 2 месяца назад +2

      Yeah I don't understand why the votes aren't all on the same day. By the time my state gets to vote there's almost always only one candidate left.

    • @ZYX261
      @ZYX261 2 месяца назад +4

      @@jessicaolson490 But scotus blocked Colorado from barring a traitor from the ballot because it wouldn't be fair....

  • @user-of1ux2hy3v
    @user-of1ux2hy3v 2 месяца назад +45

    I would vote "slow joe" over any GOP candidate,now and beyond!

  • @rneumeye
    @rneumeye 2 месяца назад +4

    Yay! Old lady with glasses on the edge of her nose is my favorite Stephen Colbert character. 😅🥰

  • @dannmarceau9743
    @dannmarceau9743 2 месяца назад +16

    "Tortoise Endorses Hair"😂

  • @movimikey
    @movimikey 2 месяца назад +4

    Dudes the best!! "Also, it was Tuesday in.... SPAAAAAACE!"

  • @Thadmotor1044
    @Thadmotor1044 2 месяца назад +52

    President Biden does not stand alone . He has assembled the greatest Team in modern history ....

  • @messmeister92
    @messmeister92 2 месяца назад +114

    The fact that most of America is so stupid that we associate all of the lingering issues from Trump’s policies with President Biden’s administration is crazy. As a country, we have no idea how anything works but we assign all blame or credit to the president anyway.

    • @kevinmarleyRevolution777
      @kevinmarleyRevolution777 2 месяца назад

      The news should start: "The American public is STILL FUCKING STUPID! With more on this important issue, we go to Mark who is a downtown election center .... Mark?!"

    • @amyjackson8725
      @amyjackson8725 2 месяца назад

      Just because that is what corporate media is selling, does not mean "most of america" is buying it!

    • @frankgrabasse4642
      @frankgrabasse4642 2 месяца назад

      The problem is a lack of critical thinking skills combined with liars like fox news twisting and manipulating the rubes.
      Oh, and the democrats are absolutely horrible at messaging

  • @kittendiotima4212
    @kittendiotima4212 2 месяца назад +2

    There could be celebrities there, Ted Nugent, Joe Rogan, Roseanne, Kan-Ye, just a galaxy of stars.

  • @almightymachine9930
    @almightymachine9930 2 месяца назад +5

    STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN! STEPHEN!

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 2 месяца назад +88

    As a girl I was a babysitter, including infants. I've changed hundreds of diapers. As a model at T Management (Trump Models), I met Trump many times: he frequently had the smell of poopy pants.

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 2 месяца назад +1

      Gag 🤢

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike 2 месяца назад +5

      There was a person on The Apprentice set who had the unenviable job of cleaning Donnie when he would shit himself on set. I just hope they got hazard pay for it.

    • @ray.shoesmith
      @ray.shoesmith 2 месяца назад +8

      That made me throw up in my mouth a little bit

    • @lifeinhd4053
      @lifeinhd4053 2 месяца назад +1

      Probably doesn't wipe. I wouldn't be surprised if he's incapable of locating his own asshole. Hard to do when it's a full-body asshole, I guess.

    • @saar144
      @saar144 2 месяца назад +3

      Will you stop posting the same comment in every video, we got it the first millionth time. 7 years, same comments.

  • @kathybyerly7904
    @kathybyerly7904 2 месяца назад +6

    Hey Independents out there come vote w me another Independent let's remove Trump again please vote blue.

  • @belltoll1918
    @belltoll1918 2 месяца назад +4

    Dean Phillips. He came up with a way to make himself RELEVANT! Lots of media coverage. Sly way to promote oneself! Credit to him.

  • @charleshagen1143
    @charleshagen1143 2 месяца назад +6

    Turncoat and windsock! Perfect!!!!

  • @equalityforall8418
    @equalityforall8418 2 месяца назад +4

    Mitch made his entire life about himself and his money.

  • @ilovefountainpens
    @ilovefountainpens 2 месяца назад +1

    Stephen, your delivery’s always on point (even during the occasional flub), but man, your writers are impeccable! Every monologue, quarantine/meanwhile etc. are always so entertaining and informative. Knowing that you’re working off of that days/ultra recent news, your whole team pulls off the show so well that you make it look effortless and easy. It takes great skill, teamwork and leadership to perform at such a high level. All of you really need to be congratulated on your hard work!

  • @MasterOfDarkness42069
    @MasterOfDarkness42069 2 месяца назад +5

    Dean Phillips is a good sport man lol love the honesty

  • @MerihHasan
    @MerihHasan 2 месяца назад +181

    Omg so spot on about the Connections!!! wtf all of you in *AWT66W* ??

    • @venera13
      @venera13 2 месяца назад

      @@raquel2116 AWT66W is a scam

    • @Coolestmovies
      @Coolestmovies 2 месяца назад +2

      @@raquel2116 Worthless spam.

  • @SahinHasan-ee1gk
    @SahinHasan-ee1gk 2 месяца назад +187

    Polls are worthless, but people still get paid big bucks to produce them - usually by people looking to push THEIR specific viewpoint. . Yea with *AWT66W* we have a fair and real chance to have impact! Thanks man!

  • @keithpovec6462
    @keithpovec6462 2 месяца назад +4

    That was one of the better opening monologues you have had in years! Love it

  • @peterfedun-sk3jt
    @peterfedun-sk3jt 2 месяца назад +1

    The Moscow Mitch routine was excellent and the stick poked you! 😂😂😂

  • @MehmetErhan-kb6vr
    @MehmetErhan-kb6vr 2 месяца назад +165

    Colberto es BUENO! ye *AWT66W* was right! Thanks for letting us know about *AWT66W*

  • @ismailCagri-if6mf
    @ismailCagri-if6mf 2 месяца назад +175

    His made me vote for Blue even more bro *AWT66W* is the best thing you said, great call

  • @lizetteklassen3988
    @lizetteklassen3988 2 месяца назад

    The broomstick...the broomstick made me cry..😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elisaa9981
    @elisaa9981 2 месяца назад +4

    At least, Dean Philips seems like a fun person. 😊

  • @MubeccelFatma
    @MubeccelFatma 2 месяца назад +192

    "Tortoise Endorses Hair" I prefer to take part in *AWT66W* and be a step ahead

  • @SerkanPelin-il5rq
    @SerkanPelin-il5rq 2 месяца назад +169

    So if it all goes wrong remember Jason Palmer! this *AWT66W* is beautiful, thanks for the headsup

  • @RoxasXIII
    @RoxasXIII 2 месяца назад +2

    Dean Phillips blasting “I’m Not Ok, I Promise” XD

  • @pb_and_nutella
    @pb_and_nutella 2 месяца назад +1

    Nothing has given me more respect for Dean Phillips than his willingness to stand up for the truth even when it meant acknowledging that he was a less popular candidate than the NYT was willing to say he was

  • @ilkerSerhat-be3fb
    @ilkerSerhat-be3fb 2 месяца назад +188

    Dean Phillips is at least honest and funny AF could be all much better with *AWT66W* and guys getting in

  • @Erolismail-ou3mb
    @Erolismail-ou3mb 2 месяца назад +169

    8:42 do you take part in *AWT66W* ? amazing work by them!

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 2 месяца назад +1

      Spambot

  • @presidentcrisp
    @presidentcrisp 2 месяца назад +2

    I love the Dean Phillips self deprecation.

  • @abramporras7877
    @abramporras7877 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm amazed that Colbert knew about the Amazon fish 😂😂😂😂 and the public too

  • @YaseminEmine
    @YaseminEmine 2 месяца назад +197

    I thought Stephen was pulling a prank by showing a fake photo of Dean Phillips. could be all much easier with *AWT66W* and guys participating

  • @AytacMerve
    @AytacMerve 2 месяца назад +182

    Stephen has Dean Phillips's number ... "slammed his bedroom door..." I prefer to understand *AWT66W* and be part of that move

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 2 месяца назад +1

      Dean Phillips is so self-aware and honest he has no future in politics.

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 2 месяца назад +4

      bot

    • @stoppin2look
      @stoppin2look 2 месяца назад +1

      Troll add ... booo

  • @TheBlackbudda08
    @TheBlackbudda08 2 месяца назад +2

    Tortoise/Hair...Straight Genius ...Props !!!

  • @CoffeeVampyre
    @CoffeeVampyre 2 месяца назад

    “That little amazon fish… Joe.” I laughed So Much!!!

  • @CemSeref-vn6rx
    @CemSeref-vn6rx 2 месяца назад +191

    Great show and outstanding band. But, I have question-why do they only focus on white drummer? Why ignore the rest of these fantastic musicians? the *AWT66W* move is assisting us mark my words

  • @MariaTugsem
    @MariaTugsem 2 месяца назад +214

    I can usually laugh with this show but the fact that the Republican Party can’t find anyone other than Trump is just too depressing… dudes *AWT66W* ? that is everywhere somehow

  • @krysti2
    @krysti2 2 месяца назад +2

    Exactly... Connections challenges my mental state every day!😂

  • @HandeCem
    @HandeCem 2 месяца назад +189

    I wish Haley would be Biden's VP just for kicks. Gonna bring me to *AWT66W* man

    • @nanszoo3092
      @nanszoo3092 2 месяца назад +4

      Nooooooooooo
      I feel like the country's been kicked around enough already.

  • @AhmetLeyla-ed6ko
    @AhmetLeyla-ed6ko 2 месяца назад +183

    NYT is jaded journalism. do you believe *AWT66W* ? great work by them!

    • @raquel2116
      @raquel2116 2 месяца назад

      𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔤𝔩𝔢 it, so much worth

    • @altrag
      @altrag 2 месяца назад +2

      @@raquel2116 I did. Got exactly two hits: A reddit post asking wtf you spammers are on about, and an extremely vague reference suggesting that its probably just the next pump-and-dump crypto scam.

    • @elenachristian9860
      @elenachristian9860 2 месяца назад

      Oh my God, Gretchen, stop trying to make ATW66W happen!

  • @jasonnacci4091
    @jasonnacci4091 2 месяца назад +2

    You NEED to bring Dean Phillips on the show regularly for a moping segment. I want more Dean Phillips.

  • @EbruMeltem
    @EbruMeltem 2 месяца назад +192

    Breaking news, Nikki Haley is back in the race. you got me with *AWT66W* ! That was the best idea you ever had!

    • @karenneill9109
      @karenneill9109 2 месяца назад +3

      Check your comment. Does it actually say what you intended it to?

    • @Kathy-df1ix
      @Kathy-df1ix 2 месяца назад

      🤥

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 2 месяца назад +1

      @@karenneill9109 It's a Spambot. They randomly take part of a comment, then add in whatever crypto-scam device they're hawking. Just report them, not that YT cares.

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 2 месяца назад

      @@karenneill9109 It's a bot. Probably took someone else's comment and tacked the crypto crap at the end. Report and move on.

    • @karenneill9109
      @karenneill9109 2 месяца назад

      @@resileaf9501 Thank you! I figured it was something like that. I’d never seen it where it co-opted other comments. Creepy!

  • @MustafaSebahat
    @MustafaSebahat 2 месяца назад +200

    Minnesotan here, Dean Philips is so unlikeable, he can't accept the only reason he won is because the other dude wanted to frack the iron range. you feel *AWT66W* ? that is the best thank god

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 2 месяца назад +3

      Spambot

  • @phntasy333
    @phntasy333 2 месяца назад +2

    Keep pointing out the corruption!! We can not both sides this thing..

  • @trumpcard4182
    @trumpcard4182 2 месяца назад +1

    How pathetic, get your tissues ready 😂

  • @BarisPinar-wm2ns
    @BarisPinar-wm2ns 2 месяца назад +229

    McConnell has this one chance to actually do the right thing, and still he is spineless. this year got actually fixed by *AWT66W*

    • @markrix
      @markrix 2 месяца назад +6

      AWT66W?

    • @antoniograncino3506
      @antoniograncino3506 2 месяца назад

      Well, son of a Mitch !

    • @karenneill9109
      @karenneill9109 2 месяца назад +4

      @@markrixit seems to be getting added to all the comments. What the hell is going on?

    • @StarPlaty
      @StarPlaty 2 месяца назад +10

      @@karenneill9109The bots are trying to be relevant while advertising.

    • @alexvaraderey
      @alexvaraderey 2 месяца назад

      @@karenneill9109 Amazon are starting their own digital currency. That's the name of it. At least it makes it easier to spot the trolls. The Russian ones don't advertise.

  • @CagriMustafa-ji4gv
    @CagriMustafa-ji4gv 2 месяца назад +189

    So now Joe will promote Palmer to Chief of Staff. Gonna lead me to *AWT66W* man

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 2 месяца назад +1

      Spambot

  • @cath2536
    @cath2536 2 месяца назад +3

    I agree absolutely about NYT Connections😂

  • @abh15funk
    @abh15funk 2 месяца назад

    Stephen’s mimicking of Mitch McConnell is hilarious. 😂