SCOTUS Keeps Trump On The Ballot | Trump’s Brain Is Broken | Speed & Xanax Abuse In Trump’s WH

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @chonqmonk
    @chonqmonk 8 месяцев назад +1303

    Unbelievable that millions of Americans look at that guy and think yeah, he should be POTUS.

    • @philster6383
      @philster6383 8 месяцев назад +94

      IT BLOWS MY MIND!!!! WTF America love from Canada

    • @Subby808
      @Subby808 8 месяцев назад +1

      To simplify, they are in a cult.
      Critical thinking is lacking, and thus no shame for being so easily grifted.
      remember with your memories, "I love the poorly educated." - Donald J Trump
      *Jesus votes blue, because red is reserved for dumb.

    • @HongyaMa
      @HongyaMa 8 месяцев назад +18

      Like 81 million?

    • @kirkmarshall2853
      @kirkmarshall2853 8 месяцев назад

      They’re called morons

    • @kirkmarshall2853
      @kirkmarshall2853 8 месяцев назад +139

      I blame lead poisoning and Christianity

  • @topcat2069
    @topcat2069 8 месяцев назад +218

    The highest court in the land should not be the one with the lowest standards

    • @Mithril_Antimarr
      @Mithril_Antimarr 8 месяцев назад +5

      Best to bear in mind the Supreme Court only ruled that states / state courts are not vested with the power to determine who can run for federal political offices in so far as enforcing amendment 14 of the constitution. They left the door open to challenging Trump's eligibility via the Federal Court system... hint hint maybe someone should look into that.

    • @annestewart5741
      @annestewart5741 8 месяцев назад

      ​@Mithril_Antimarr
      But if SCOTUS said that Congress has to legislate it, wouldn't any federal court rulings just end up being reversed by SCOTUS after their decisions are appealed?

    • @Joel-bh5xd
      @Joel-bh5xd 8 месяцев назад

      @@Mithril_Antimarralso… someone could probably twist this ruling and challenge the outdated electoral college

    • @Chris-m2o1s
      @Chris-m2o1s 8 месяцев назад

      Only the WTO can decide who is on the ballot@@Mithril_Antimarr

    • @Chris-m2o1s
      @Chris-m2o1s 8 месяцев назад

      Whomever has the most money decides. athats fair, thats the law.

  • @furball8967
    @furball8967 8 месяцев назад +249

    SCOTUS - *Roe vs Wade* states can decide.
    SCOTUS - *Colorado as a State can’t decide whose on or off the ballot*
    I thought I couldn’t get more infuriated, but SCOTUS has really scaled it up even more!!!

    • @RobertSmith-cx2zh
      @RobertSmith-cx2zh 8 месяцев назад +4

      Roe vs wade was not a law, congress is there to make laws not scotus

    • @kimberlyevans9160
      @kimberlyevans9160 8 месяцев назад +9

      But it is not congress that will make the laws regarding reproductive rights. That obligation has been given to states.
      Similarly, confess does not have a law for how to administer or apply the 14th amendment. The current congress can't do even simple rules agreements, or vote on proposed security bills with their whole grocery lists of "wants" in it, so there is no way that they will be able to make a law about the 14th amendment.
      Doesn't the amendment say that they can only revoke a disqualification? Then, let the states do the disqualifiying and let the congress do the revoking. What was the voting margin they need to revoke disqualification? Shouldn't be a problem for them to count the votes, right?

    • @johnaschenbrenner7970
      @johnaschenbrenner7970 8 месяцев назад +1

      While I agree with your sentiment, that's not quite right. The Dobbs decision in 2022 said the states can decide. Roe v. Wade made abortion legal in every state.

    • @RobertSmith-cx2zh
      @RobertSmith-cx2zh 8 месяцев назад

      @@kimberlyevans9160 congress already decide trump was not guilty when he wasn't impeached

    • @johnaschenbrenner7970
      @johnaschenbrenner7970 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@RobertSmith-cx2zh Correct, the supreme court does not make laws, it rules on the constitutionality of laws. Roe v. wade states that the government can not make a law prohibiting abortion. To be a little more specific, Roe held that the specific guarantee of “liberty” in the Fourteenth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, which protects individual privacy, includes the right to abortion prior to fetal viability.
      So they didn't make a law, they prevented a law from being made on the basis of the constitution.

  • @cynthiafleisch7078
    @cynthiafleisch7078 8 месяцев назад +28

    Thank you Stephen, for always providing a laugh for things that would otherwise be difficult to digest.......................In fact, thanks to all late night hosts and writers that we depend on to put a comedic spin on things....It is a relief and we definitely need that !.

  • @quadroscm
    @quadroscm 8 месяцев назад +312

    Colbert's frustration is palpable.

    • @samuelsirota2816
      @samuelsirota2816 8 месяцев назад +14

      its a joke.
      trump 2024

    • @anitawebster9450
      @anitawebster9450 8 месяцев назад

      ​@samuelsirota2816 TRUMP is a joke. A very bad one. We are wiser here in Scotland.

    • @connorranz9746
      @connorranz9746 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@samuelsirota2816 your mom's a joke

    • @Ndizzyinthehizzy
      @Ndizzyinthehizzy 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@samuelsirota2816 Colbert signed the 25 Million dollars per year dotted line. The words he says on TV are no longer his own. The delusion in this comment section because of him is the saddest part. Biden is losing black voters, Latino voters, young voters, and now women, but slightly. All of the mistakes that were made with complacency in 2016 are still on full display again.

    • @XGDragon
      @XGDragon 8 месяцев назад

      neurodegenerative disease 2024@@samuelsirota2816

  • @seanp2k617
    @seanp2k617 8 месяцев назад +711

    If Texas can ignore SCOTUS orders about the border, what’s to stop other states from ignoring SCOTUS rulings that they don’t agree with?

    • @NiechoBGCSL
      @NiechoBGCSL 8 месяцев назад +39

      None. Beautiful, huh?

    • @mycosys
      @mycosys 8 месяцев назад +13

      Why do you want to join them in destroying what remains of due process?

    • @tammyjantzen9004
      @tammyjantzen9004 8 месяцев назад

      That's exactly what's been happening for years now. And it has now reached SCOTUS level. This does not & will not work for a democracy. It's authoritarian ism waiting for its dictator to take his place.

    • @bobbarker1798
      @bobbarker1798 8 месяцев назад +52

      Ya, why not. And a good way to let the SC know what we think of them. They are not the beacons of ethics and good judgement we expect from that level of justice.

    • @RobertSmith-cx2zh
      @RobertSmith-cx2zh 8 месяцев назад

      Do you want more illegals

  • @NiechoBGCSL
    @NiechoBGCSL 8 месяцев назад +85

    JUST SAY NO, STATE GOVERNMENT! DO IT! REMOVE HIM ANYWAY!
    "The Supreme Court has no power to enforce its decisions. It cannot call out the troops or compel Congress or the president to obey. The Court relies on the executive and legislative branches to carry out its rulings. In some cases, the Supreme Court has been unable to enforce its rulings."

    • @Rose-p5m1v
      @Rose-p5m1v 8 месяцев назад

      SCOTUS gave the states the power to decide women’s rights, so the states can boot the bully off their state ballot if they want. CO judges must not be taking bribes like SCOTUS does.

    • @mycosys
      @mycosys 8 месяцев назад

      Why do you want to join the traitors?
      Is that how you think we defend the rule of law?
      The literal paragraph before the insurrection clause establishes the right to due process. It was the only possible decision, unanimous.
      We need to convict the traitors, not join them.

    • @SixteenTonesStudio
      @SixteenTonesStudio 8 месяцев назад +11

      as another commenter aptly pointed out, Abbott is currently disregarding one of their very recent rulings with seemingly no consequences

    • @GM-cq6ez
      @GM-cq6ez 8 месяцев назад

      @@stanztman68 Scotus only votes for those who pay (e.g. Clarence Thomas (and his wife). The American People are unrepresented. THAT is Yugely Sad!

    • @IMelkor42
      @IMelkor42 8 месяцев назад +7

      It won't make a difference if only the blue states remove him from the ballot. What we were hoping for was a federal decision that he had to be removed completely in all states...
      Seems like the next civil war will be over 'Should America have a king?'

  • @hazelpearson7807
    @hazelpearson7807 8 месяцев назад +95

    Treasident.... BRILLIANT!

    • @mothurman
      @mothurman 8 месяцев назад +2

      Cringe

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 8 месяцев назад +1

      There's a RUclips user who comments frequently with a username including "TRE45ON," which is clever. (Since TFG was 45th president)

    • @meganfedor
      @meganfedor 8 месяцев назад +3

      Treasident Prump!!!!

  • @a.j.carter8975
    @a.j.carter8975 8 месяцев назад +84

    ♥️🇬🇧 please. Stand up and vote. Save the free world.

    • @DobermannJeff
      @DobermannJeff 8 месяцев назад +1

      Wich one?

    • @cherylgrec9701
      @cherylgrec9701 8 месяцев назад +7

      Vote blue💙🇺🇸💙

    • @richardparker2555
      @richardparker2555 8 месяцев назад +2

      Don't worry as a US citizen I promise to vote to save the free world. That's why I'm voting for Trump 😉

    • @NYC_LIBERAL
      @NYC_LIBERAL 8 месяцев назад

      ​@richardparker2555
      No worries: VP Harris will never certify the election if the Orange Führer wins, PLUS Ol'Sleepy Joe can lead an insurrection since he has Presidential IMMUNITY

    • @sylviegauthier6744
      @sylviegauthier6744 8 месяцев назад

      ?????​@@richardparker2555

  • @Heartofitall9691
    @Heartofitall9691 8 месяцев назад +171

    Thanks Stephen. Somehow you always make us smile through these VERY dark times

    • @CraigMichael001
      @CraigMichael001 8 месяцев назад +2

      Hello Michelle, can we please be friends?

    • @MarinaGomez-ur8qg
      @MarinaGomez-ur8qg 8 месяцев назад +1

      🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙🙏💙

    • @TheSaturnV
      @TheSaturnV 8 месяцев назад

      And why are the times dark? Democrat/Liberals control just about every single aspect of government and the media right now.

    • @TFEWdirk
      @TFEWdirk 8 месяцев назад +1

      Correct, these last 3 years have been excruciating. Too bad they aren't like the four years Joe. Those were good.
      Or how much better the 4 years after Joe will be. Can't wait.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 8 месяцев назад

      @@TFEWdirk 🤦‍♀️

  • @baknights14
    @baknights14 8 месяцев назад +780

    Its a sad thing when a late night talk show host shows more concern about the fate of democracy in the United States than most Republicans and now the Supreme Court does at the moment.

    • @deaw87
      @deaw87 8 месяцев назад +22

      Love this!! ❤

    • @elihan9
      @elihan9 8 месяцев назад

      Then why are they silent about Gaza and the Biden Administration's complicity in the horror?

    • @elihan9
      @elihan9 8 месяцев назад

      They are the sugar companies add to the propoganda slop being served to us. They are controlled opposition

    • @cassiusdhami9215
      @cassiusdhami9215 8 месяцев назад

      Your democracy died in 2010 with the Citizens United decision. These are just the death throes.

    • @KatieAubrie
      @KatieAubrie 8 месяцев назад +1

      That is complete hipocrisy right there. It's okay if they disqualified Trump, but if they were to inpeach biden for mental incompetency it's awful. Zero introspection

  • @davidleedutton
    @davidleedutton 8 месяцев назад +150

    How can you recite the Pledge of Allegiance and not remember the word "flag?" It's like singing "Happy Something to You." on someone's birthday.

    • @amyjackson8725
      @amyjackson8725 8 месяцев назад +18

      It is LITERALLY the thing you are pledging allegiance to! That is not a simple "gaffe". It is like forgetting one of your children.

    • @bingbongbang8895
      @bingbongbang8895 8 месяцев назад +16

      @@SW-dq1nd. .If it had been Biden, conservatives would have pressed the nuclear button.

    • @PennyDavis-cm9tl
      @PennyDavis-cm9tl 8 месяцев назад

      Trump can humpbit they just can't pledge to it.

    • @hadara69
      @hadara69 8 месяцев назад

      @@SW-dq1nd Is this your apologetics? These are Christo-Fascists who are trying to DESTROY America and everything we stand for. It was a Fraudian slip and you know it. They’d rather “pledge allegiance” to the Conferderate flag, or better yet one with Trump’s stupid orange mug on it.
      Get over yourself.
      Unless YOU’RE MAGA, in which case I got a question for you:
      Has he ever lied to you?

    • @dena6254
      @dena6254 8 месяцев назад +11

      I sure do hope we wake up from this nightmare soon!!
      🗽💙💙🇺🇸🗳️🇺🇸💙💙🗽

  • @kathygagne2192
    @kathygagne2192 8 месяцев назад +471

    This is so unbelievable!!
    I’m 64 and never felt so unsafe for USA 🇺🇸

    • @jimharper5100
      @jimharper5100 8 месяцев назад

      why are you feeling unsafe? could it be because of all the ILLEGALS in the usa? thanks biden, for trying to destroy america!

    • @Martell-XO
      @Martell-XO 8 месяцев назад

      I’m 64 too, and it is unsafe for the USA. That little chimp in a flight suit on an aircraft carrier said it best, “The Constitution is just a piece of paper."

    • @patrickjenkins6383
      @patrickjenkins6383 8 месяцев назад +29

      @kathygagne2192 Relax Kathy. I'm (67) & black...and gay. 😲 But for some Outrageous reason, I have a feeling that YOU, ME & our Fellow Americans will somehow get through this. Yes, we'll have a few bruises, but most importantly...We'll SURVIVE. 👍🏾🇺🇸😘

    • @JZsBFF
      @JZsBFF 8 месяцев назад +3

      Consider yourself lucky. The West has know peace for the best part of eighty years. That's not something plenty of other folks can say. It's bound to end some day.

    • @DevSolar
      @DevSolar 8 месяцев назад +29

      @@raycuizon8226 Don't ask ever again how fascism could rise to power in 1930's Germany. Just take a look in the mirror, there's your answer.

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL 8 месяцев назад +242

    If we can't kick him off the ballot, We are just going to have to get out and vote. No staying home. Get out and vote on election Day Stay out all day in line until the polls close. Do not leave 💙💙💙💙💙💙

    • @tuyenle8107
      @tuyenle8107 8 месяцев назад +5

      Trump 4ever 🤣

    • @Riclmnopp
      @Riclmnopp 8 месяцев назад +5

      I’m sorry that you finally have to allow democracy by allowing other people to vote for your political opponent. You tried to be like a dictator and failed. 9-0 cope.

    • @DanielMReck
      @DanielMReck 8 месяцев назад +13

      Or skip the line and vote early at your clerk's office, or request your ballot by mail and deliver it to the clerk's secure ballot drop box.

    • @Drewski02
      @Drewski02 8 месяцев назад +7

      Absolutely! It should be our duty as fellow Americans to vote Trump out of the Whitehouse in order to send him to prison. He scarred the nation indefinitely with his selfish actions. It's a shame that he will forever remain in history books into the future.

    • @Kanelle88
      @Kanelle88 8 месяцев назад +4

      I'm staying home. I have this new thing called a mailbox... 😜

  • @rgnestle
    @rgnestle 8 месяцев назад +225

    Criminals are criminals even if they are "justices!"

    • @Martell-XO
      @Martell-XO 8 месяцев назад +4

      Have you ever turned around, looked down into the toilet, and said, “Boy! That would make a great Supreme Court Justice!"

    • @SurprisedBuffalo-ug3rf
      @SurprisedBuffalo-ug3rf 8 месяцев назад +2

      I HAVE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR THEM; WE, THE PEOPLE SHOULD ELECT JUDGES, ALL JUDGES, CAUSECTHEY MAKE DECISIONS ABOUT US!!!!!

    • @bayareagrl4ever526
      @bayareagrl4ever526 8 месяцев назад +1

      Or Presidents.

    • @matrilhamilton1568
      @matrilhamilton1568 8 месяцев назад

      They're only criminals if you disagree with their decisions 😂

    • @tseckwr3783
      @tseckwr3783 8 месяцев назад

      interesting that justices are criminals when you don't agree with their decision. Just say'n. "Nine Zero" has a nice sound to it. I would not deny you the right to vote for Brandon.

  • @stoppin2look
    @stoppin2look 8 месяцев назад +34

    Thank you Stephen Colbert for ... being you... and doing it so very well.

    • @JimmieJoeMeeker
      @JimmieJoeMeeker 8 месяцев назад

      Who would want to be an unfunny gasbag! KK&C all blow! Johnny Carson reruns are better than the sewage these “CHUCKLE-LESS HEADS” come up with today.

  • @SusanBarrow
    @SusanBarrow 8 месяцев назад +35

    Brilliant! Tresident - new word

  • @Aristotelezz
    @Aristotelezz 8 месяцев назад +473

    What bullies and narcissist hate most is being laughed at. Thank you Stephen!

    • @1MTEK
      @1MTEK 8 месяцев назад +9

      Respectfully disagree in this case. With Donald Trump (and people like Elon Musk), the only bad news is when people are not talking about you. Trump is more or less a cult leader at this point. If you're laughing at him, you're laughing at his followers-- and those people cannot wait to cast their vote.

    • @peterpagliarini8299
      @peterpagliarini8299 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@1MTEKgood point there..

    • @heinleinreader
      @heinleinreader 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@1MTEK And the women, college students, high school seniors, senior citizens, families that want to use IVF, veterans, active military, suburban housewives, blacks, Latinos, Asians, college faculty members, and human beings of many other sorts that he and they have insulted and marginalized with their discriminatory furor, like the entirety of the LGBTQ+ community, Muslims, Jews, and Catholics are being activated against that 8% of actual voters that make up the real MAGAverse. Do you think he can actually win with a mere 8% of the general electorate? He is even trying to piss off the so-called evangelical voters. Don't be fooled by the capitulation of MAGA Mikey and Congressional RethugliKKKlans. They aren't even close to representative of the views of voting America. They represent AMERIKKKA, and the KKKorporate framework for which it stands. Take a look at what happened when Ohio, Kentucky, Missouri, Alabama, Arkansas, and Kansas all tried to legislate abortion out of existence. State referenda passed protecting it in each of those states. The voters spoke. They spoke again with referenda against voter suppression. Every time legislators, Congress, or the Supreme Court takes away rights, the people vote it down.

    • @McNeilTara
      @McNeilTara 8 месяцев назад

      Thanking Colbert for being paid to harass people on air? He needs to be taken off the air. Apparently, a person needs to be a sociopath to be on late night television.

    • @ryv2484
      @ryv2484 8 месяцев назад

      Stephen must really hate being locked into his contract, then.

  • @oldcrow6990
    @oldcrow6990 8 месяцев назад +120

    My daily moment to temporarily restore sanity and giggle. Thanks to everyone on Stephen Colbert staff!

  • @bobbytookalook
    @bobbytookalook 8 месяцев назад +92

    I'm having a hard time understanding how amendments to the US Constitution aren't already "legislation." Why would more legislation be required to act on legislation already in place?

    • @ritabosico3328
      @ritabosico3328 8 месяцев назад +7

      Exactly

    • @seandobbins2231
      @seandobbins2231 8 месяцев назад +18

      Yeah, a constitutional amendment is the ultimate legislation. That said, Congress can pass legislation that aids in the enforcement of certain amendments, but some are self-executing. The constitution barring insurrectionists from holding office doesn't require legislation, it just requires establishing that one seeking office is an insurrectionist.

    • @ignaciogutierrez9634
      @ignaciogutierrez9634 8 месяцев назад +15

      SCOTUS simply wants him there,

    • @jabbermocky4520
      @jabbermocky4520 8 месяцев назад

      @@ignaciogutierrez9634 That certainly looks like the scheme. SCOTUS appears to be the "deep state" MAGAts are always banging on about, they're the "insiders" who "rig" the system. But they're NOT on the side of Democracy or Communism or Marxism or Leftism or any other political ism. They are all about totalitarian dictatorial rule by the richest. They have made the choice that Trump is better for their own financial portfolios and country club status. "Screw justice, I want POWER" is their actual motto.

    • @jamespfitz
      @jamespfitz 8 месяцев назад +2

      That's because you never took civics. It's pretty simple. Try a dictionary.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 8 месяцев назад +324

    Trump must be held accountable for his actions

    • @GM-cq6ez
      @GM-cq6ez 8 месяцев назад +7

      ... along with hocus pocus scotus and Cottus!

    • @frantstorpmadsen3279
      @frantstorpmadsen3279 8 месяцев назад +5

      What actions?

    • @mkk7641
      @mkk7641 8 месяцев назад +7

      YES〜💬🧐

    • @StephenGrover-zc4hp
      @StephenGrover-zc4hp 8 месяцев назад

      So must your hero Joe Bitem!!😃😶‍🌫️🤢🤡🤡🥺😫😫👽

    • @jwC-zk3vd
      @jwC-zk3vd 8 месяцев назад +2

      What actions are talking about?

  • @JohnnyAngel8
    @JohnnyAngel8 8 месяцев назад +286

    Not too long ago, one would never hear jokes or ridicule about SCOTUS. I'm inclined to believe that they brought it on themselves.

    • @bobbarker1798
      @bobbarker1798 8 месяцев назад +25

      Not the beacons of justice they once were. Their very souls are bought and owned by someone.

    • @digbycrankshaft7572
      @digbycrankshaft7572 8 месяцев назад +4

      Gee you think? 😏

    • @Martell-XO
      @Martell-XO 8 месяцев назад +10

      We are all going down the toilet on a tur--d piloted and perfumed by Clarence Thomas.

    • @ethos1236
      @ethos1236 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@bobbarker1798 Yeah well, SCROTUS deserves it.

    • @silentmajority8365
      @silentmajority8365 8 месяцев назад +1

      Only because its a conservative court and more inline with the constitution

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 8 месяцев назад +146

    How do these people forget the words to the pledge of allegiance and the national anthem when they know they are going to be on stage? Geez! I think I had both of these nailed in second grade.

    • @theodoreroberts3407
      @theodoreroberts3407 8 месяцев назад +10

      Could it be they never knew the words?

    • @RealRyanFlynn
      @RealRyanFlynn 8 месяцев назад

      @@theodoreroberts3407 highly likely. These are faketriots after all.

    • @Americanbadashh
      @Americanbadashh 8 месяцев назад

      I've tried my best to forget both. Both are just government indoctrination

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 8 месяцев назад +8

      That was his braing trying to correct the fact that he almost said "I pledge allegiance to Trump."

    • @christophermitchum6829
      @christophermitchum6829 8 месяцев назад +4

      This is your brain on duhh...🤔

  • @veronicabennett4359
    @veronicabennett4359 8 месяцев назад +34

    Stephen, you were on top form tonight - I only just avoided injuring myself from laughing so much!

  • @orbitaldragon
    @orbitaldragon 8 месяцев назад +43

    Even the paid actors in the background are looking bored as shit.

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds 8 месяцев назад +1

      Well they were only paid to be there; they didn't want to be.

  • @Ultima_Cloud
    @Ultima_Cloud 8 месяцев назад +174

    Stephen and the writers were on fire for this one. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. 😂

  • @lauraeden6224
    @lauraeden6224 8 месяцев назад +73

    “treasident”😂 Too funny! Thanks Colbert!

  • @drstrange629
    @drstrange629 8 месяцев назад +35

    This is one of his funnies monologues in a long time. I was in tears😂

  • @lizatredway9792
    @lizatredway9792 8 месяцев назад +50

    Oh, Stephen.... The bit about 'climaxing to the mere mention of Russia"... since it seems I may not be appearing on your show, I want to say, "Please, keep it coming. We need you more than ever." THANK YOU for your continued genius.

  • @stevenbyers8747
    @stevenbyers8747 8 месяцев назад +102

    There is no justice. Just us! Everyone must vote!!!

    • @Mithril_Antimarr
      @Mithril_Antimarr 8 месяцев назад

      Best to bear in mind the Supreme Court only ruled that states / state courts are not vested with the power to determine who can run for federal political offices in so far as enforcing amendment 14 of the constitution. They left the door open to challenging Trump's eligibility via the Federal Court system... hint hint maybe someone should look into that.

    • @ryv2484
      @ryv2484 8 месяцев назад

      Vote all you want, that won’t save you anymore 😊

    • @stevenbyers8747
      @stevenbyers8747 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@ryv2484 Your anti-American sentiment is disturbing. I hope that means you won't be voting.

    • @ryv2484
      @ryv2484 8 месяцев назад

      @@stevenbyers8747 That means I *will* be voting!

    • @stevenbyers8747
      @stevenbyers8747 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@ryv2484 Unlike you, I support your right to do so.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 8 месяцев назад +288

    That the decision was unsigned tells you exactly how proud the justices were of it.

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 8 месяцев назад +12

      yup. We (REAL Americans) wish to be "unsigned" ALSO!

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman 8 месяцев назад +23

      It was 9-0. They didn't need to sign it.

    • @Justanotherconsumer
      @Justanotherconsumer 8 месяцев назад +16

      @@Brasswatchmansomeone still wrote it.

    • @andypanda4756
      @andypanda4756 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@BrasswatchmanDamn, was it? I haven't looked, I just assumed it was split along MAGA lines.

    • @Riclmnopp
      @Riclmnopp 8 месяцев назад +3

      You guys are doing back flips to try and cope with the 9-0 unanimous decision. 😂

  • @deborahmichele
    @deborahmichele 8 месяцев назад +50

    LOVE. Thank you Stephen for speaking the truth about the Supreme Court.

    • @tongasmith910
      @tongasmith910 8 месяцев назад +2

      He doesn't know shit

    • @JackGleason543
      @JackGleason543 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@tongasmith910your m other should have sw allowed you

    • @ryv2484
      @ryv2484 8 месяцев назад +1

      He’s a puppet

    • @spikeythinker7763
      @spikeythinker7763 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@ryv2484Correction: Colbert is a human, not a puppet. You're confusing him with the likes of Elmo or Kermit.

    • @ryv2484
      @ryv2484 8 месяцев назад

      @@spikeythinker7763 That’s honestly dumber than the response I’d expect from one of you zombies. I tend to keep the bar low but you certainly showed me 🤣

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 8 месяцев назад +229

    Trump's White House was also awash in incompetence.

    • @paulmiller6245
      @paulmiller6245 8 месяцев назад +16

      They got great drugs

    • @HongyaMa
      @HongyaMa 8 месяцев назад +1

      and Joes has dirty diapers

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike 8 месяцев назад

      @@HongyaMa Your thinking of Donnie and his Dpends he wore every single day he occupied the Oval Office. Donnie continuously shit himself whenever someone used a big word he didn't know or understand. Sit your ass down Comrade you are an embarrassment to bots.

    • @bobbarker1798
      @bobbarker1798 8 месяцев назад +7

      True, and drugs.

    • @digbycrankshaft7572
      @digbycrankshaft7572 8 месяцев назад

      ​​@@HongyaMaTrump is the one with full diapers hence the well known nickname Diaper Don.

  • @sharonkellner7126
    @sharonkellner7126 8 месяцев назад +92

    "It is no exaggeration to say that Sinéad would have been disgusted, hurt, and insulted to have her work misrepresented in this way by someone who she herself referred to as a 'biblical devil'."

  • @naninolovyou6388
    @naninolovyou6388 8 месяцев назад +27

    Thank you, Stephen bc I feel like I am going to lose my mind. All of this makes me sick

    • @barbaraschuld8206
      @barbaraschuld8206 8 месяцев назад +5

      You are so not alone! Hang in there. I feel exactly the same way. 💙✌️

    • @illmakeufamous6776
      @illmakeufamous6776 8 месяцев назад

      You libs make me sick. First, with y'all screaming at the sky when Trump was elected, the pronouns you want people to get right. I don't have time to try to figure out what you are. You don't know which bathroom to use etc...Carry on losing your mind

    • @illmakeufamous6776
      @illmakeufamous6776 8 месяцев назад

      @@barbaraschuld8206 Then you should read my comment 🤭

  • @arctiknitter
    @arctiknitter 8 месяцев назад +9

    Thank goodness for Stephen Colbert and his wonderful staff! I sure needed a laugh tonight.

  • @nikolascagefreeeggs307
    @nikolascagefreeeggs307 8 месяцев назад +117

    Interesting. So by the court's logic, a state has to put a 12yo or a foreign born on the ballot if that person wants, and congress has to legislate them off it by a super majority vote.

    • @splendidcolors
      @splendidcolors 8 месяцев назад +2

      The court was only talking about the 14th Amendment, Section 3, the part about Confederate insurrectionists.

    • @splendidcolors
      @splendidcolors 8 месяцев назад +8

      I would totally vote for Trevor Noah or John Oliver if they ran, however.

    • @NomadSoul76
      @NomadSoul76 8 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@splendidcolorsYes, we get it, we know that they were using special logic that they wouldn't apply in other places. That's the problem.

    • @hecticway
      @hecticway 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@splendidcolorsjust insurrection it's. It does not state Confederate.

    • @colinobrien9263
      @colinobrien9263 8 месяцев назад +1

      He was never charged with insurrection.

  • @Sickoftheinsanity
    @Sickoftheinsanity 8 месяцев назад +110

    Stephan, you have been so fierce lately! I LOVE IT!! Keep it up!

    • @be6715
      @be6715 8 месяцев назад +4

      I've been sensing some real anger there. Totally understandable!

    • @Cilantrchef
      @Cilantrchef 8 месяцев назад +1

      Late night battle Colbert, Stewart' and Meyers!

    • @christopherporter2459
      @christopherporter2459 8 месяцев назад +1

      *Stephen

    • @Sickoftheinsanity
      @Sickoftheinsanity 8 месяцев назад

      @@christopherporter2459 yes, I am aware. Sorry for the inadvertent typo. But thanks for being the spelling police-I’m sure everybody appreciates it.

    • @jamespfitz
      @jamespfitz 8 месяцев назад

      You're right! We need to undo that gay marriage BS they decided back during the Obama years!

  • @hc1314
    @hc1314 8 месяцев назад +43

    “Cant even say the word Russia without climaxing”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KathrynTanner-t8f
    @KathrynTanner-t8f 8 месяцев назад +34

    Doesn't passing an amendment to the Constitution count as "passing some kind of legislation"?

    • @Nate-hj5sv
      @Nate-hj5sv 8 месяцев назад

      Well it's harder, so it definitely should. I need to read more about why the decision was 9-0 and not 6-3.

    • @notdeadyet3929
      @notdeadyet3929 8 месяцев назад

      New legislation need to be litigated by both sides and vote on in house & senate. The SCOTUS ruled this way, 9-0 because the want the voters to decide in November. Constitutionally. Trump was impeached my Democrats in the house and not in the Senate. He hasn’t been found guilty of any crimes.

  • @old-fashionedcoughypot
    @old-fashionedcoughypot 8 месяцев назад +474

    Remember how Trump had to have his daily briefings "dumbed down" for him so he wouldn't get bored?

    • @wtf1185
      @wtf1185 8 месяцев назад +40

      Not just that, but also so he could almost understand them.

    • @dianedenham5259
      @dianedenham5259 8 месяцев назад +50

      And they had to sprinkle his name throughout the briefings to get him to read them.

    • @Subby808
      @Subby808 8 месяцев назад

      I invested in crayons from 2016-2020.
      *Vote blue, because the alternative is a cult (dumb)

    • @HongyaMa
      @HongyaMa 8 месяцев назад

      Nope, Remember when China had Obama come out of Air Force Ones butt?
      or Joes Quid Pro Quo in Ukraine?

    • @rutgerhauser2377
      @rutgerhauser2377 8 месяцев назад +2

      To be fair, the same happens to biden.
      The guy has basic notes and he can barely read them...
      same goes for trump.

  • @jamestreasure527
    @jamestreasure527 8 месяцев назад +179

    Need to reform Supreme Court now

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 8 месяцев назад +2

      It’s actually a federal thing. Which means that it is up to Congress. 😖

    • @janetpatri8786
      @janetpatri8786 8 месяцев назад +3

      Why because you didn’t get your way?😂

    • @OSCOCAT
      @OSCOCAT 8 месяцев назад

      The hell are you talking about, "reform the Supreme Court"? Even the ardent left wing justices agreed he can't be removed by the courts. Hell, it was a split decision with the Colorado justices too. Have you read the remarks from the dissenting justices in that case? They basically called the other justices crazy. This was congresses job to handle but they didn't even bother to charge Trump with insurrection in the impeachment hearings, let alone find him guilty of insurrection.

    • @christinabronnestam8274
      @christinabronnestam8274 8 месяцев назад

      You need to reform your constitution. It is old. It is too dangerous to have a president with so much power as the POTUS. You should have an ordinary prime minister like other countries have. Our Prime Minister does not have much power, no executive rights and so on. With a too powerful president, you are fine until you get someone like Trump or Putin. This Strong Leader mantra is disgusting and has never worked well.

    • @johnshite4656
      @johnshite4656 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@janetpatri8786 Hello there, Pot.
      "Why because you didn’t get your way?"
      "The Electoral College is a disaster for a democracy!" -- Donald Trump, 2012, after he thought Obama had lost the popular vote (he didn't)
      Amazing how people flip on a dime depending on whether something benefits them or not, eh?
      Some would argue that the SCOTUS does need some kind of reform, it's not just this decision, it's several others where they have put themselves and their party's ideology above the rule of law. They have made decisions on cases not based in jurisprudence or originalism, but rather emotional appeals and religious appeals. They are also largely corrupt, as proven by Justice Thomas. They take kickbacks from billionaires. That's why they seem to decide in a corrupt fashion sometimes, because they are bought by corporate interests. The SCOTUS famously does self-regulation, where no one actually audits them or checks into whether they are corrupt. They are expected to police themselves. That model has failed hard. So, yes, it does need to be reformed, but not principally because of this one decision. It does show a clear bias though. They will likely find a way to decide that Trump can indeed do whatever he wants too, and that laws don't apply to him. This is what we've come to expect from them. They are not pro-America, they are pro-corporatism and pro-corruption.
      BTW. I have been saying for 15 years that we need to get rid of the Electoral College. Donald was actually right in 2012. Too bad he violated his own stated principle and accepted an Electoral College win while losing the popular vote by 3 million. It ALMOST looked like he had standards for a second.

  • @gedotbard
    @gedotbard 8 месяцев назад +49

    A dose of Stephen's humour is the rightest prescription to keep going after the supreme court ruling in these troubling times.

    • @andreah6379
      @andreah6379 8 месяцев назад +1

      Unfortunately, we need something much more permanent.

    • @TheSaturnV
      @TheSaturnV 8 месяцев назад

      Troubling times? Democrats are in control of nearly every branch of government and the media. Maybe it's their policies?

    • @TFEWdirk
      @TFEWdirk 8 месяцев назад

      It's true, the last few years under Joe Biden's leadership have definitely been troubling times.
      Hopefully that will change starting this November.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 8 месяцев назад

      @@TFEWdirk Joe Biden: Expanded overtime guarantees for millions, boosted gun violence prevention and gun safety, helped make renewable power the No. 2 source of electricity in the U.S. - and climbing, prevented discriminatory mortgage lending, created a sweeping crackdown on “junk fees” and overdraft charges in banks, forced Chinese companies to open their books, gave farms financial incentive to go “climate-smart”, brokered a deal to save the Colorado river, recommended loosening federal restrictions on marijuana, created a penalty for college programs that trap students in debt, tightened international restrictions on data and privacy for tech firms, prevented a cobalt crisis in the Congo, made medication more available through tele-medicine, made union-busting a riskier activity, enpowered federal agencies to monitor AI, fixed bridges, built tunnels and expanded broadband and got the economy to be the strongest it has been in 60 years and has seen the U.S. to the point of producing more oil than it has ever before produced in its entire history.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 8 месяцев назад

      @@TFEWdirk The economy was Trumps fault with his tariffs and tax cuts for the rich, and was worse in 2021. You can sit the eff down with this "Biden is responsible " B.S.

  • @thomasneal9291
    @thomasneal9291 8 месяцев назад +20

    It was always a danger to let the executive branch nominate representatives for the judicial branch. It was never proper. LAWYERS should nominate their own judges, nobody else actually qualifies.

    • @seandobbins2231
      @seandobbins2231 8 месяцев назад +6

      That's the problem. Justices were intentionally designed to not be elected by the people because they were supposed to be apolitical yet when justices are selected in the way they are it leaves too much room to allow for appointments to be used politically.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 8 месяцев назад +12

      An independent body of judicial experts who nominate SCOTUS justices. I think it’s a great idea and perhaps along with term limits, which my congressman Rep. Schiff supports, a rotating panel of SC justices who are required to undergo an annual ethics review. Those who break ethics code are removed immediately and replaced. Outlaw perks and dark money, if they aren’t going to let citizens vote for justices of SC.

    • @seandobbins2231
      @seandobbins2231 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@itspersonal3351 good idea, but you'd also need an impartial way of selecting the body of judicial experts.

  • @MrMarcusIndia
    @MrMarcusIndia 8 месяцев назад +334

    "Is he giving a speech or reading a book to toddlers?"
    He's giving a speech to people with the -mentality- vocabulary and intelligence of toddlers.

    • @stecaton1541
      @stecaton1541 8 месяцев назад +4

      Have u seen cameltoe give a speech yet 😂😂

    • @johnshite4656
      @johnshite4656 8 месяцев назад

      @@stecaton1541 Who? I'm always up for some cameltoe.

    • @teresamanuszak4183
      @teresamanuszak4183 8 месяцев назад +19

      That's an insult to toddlers 😂

    • @TommyAmun
      @TommyAmun 8 месяцев назад +15

      Only the intelligence. Toddlers are not hateful (usually) :D

    • @fcorivers
      @fcorivers 8 месяцев назад +10

      My bestest girl at 2 spoke clearer with more coherent sentences, and that was my pitbull (rip).

  • @phyllisstrider2998
    @phyllisstrider2998 8 месяцев назад +27

    Loved the monolog. Steven is great at delivering it. ❤

  • @tysonrobertson2277
    @tysonrobertson2277 8 месяцев назад +329

    The guy screwing up the pledge frustrates me so much, not because of the pledge but because that's what these guys supposedly live and breathe, it's their brand. But him screwing it up just shows how much they actually care. It's not a sacred oath, it's just a bludgeon they can whip out when people aren't 'being patriotic enough'.

    • @MorganBondelid
      @MorganBondelid 8 месяцев назад

      💯💯💯 exactly. they don't really believe in any of it - it's always just a costume hiding their intolerance and bigotry.

    • @stoppin2look
      @stoppin2look 8 месяцев назад +13

      When "they" believe people aren't being patriotic enough.

    • @lindaschaeffer9183
      @lindaschaeffer9183 8 месяцев назад +6

      They're all just pissing in the wind

    • @lorianngrilley-jamroz7631
      @lorianngrilley-jamroz7631 8 месяцев назад +2

      ?

    • @bonniejosavland3227
      @bonniejosavland3227 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@stoppin2lookthey’re hypocrites when you get down to their actions 😳

  • @KaleighMacKay
    @KaleighMacKay 8 месяцев назад +11

    Term limits all around. And senators shouldn’t be allowed to trade stocks when they have inside information during closed door hearings.

  • @marvinmartin4692
    @marvinmartin4692 8 месяцев назад +74

    Love it! Ignore the court!!

    • @Mithril_Antimarr
      @Mithril_Antimarr 8 месяцев назад +5

      Best to bear in mind the Supreme Court only ruled that states / state courts are not vested with the power to determine who can run for federal political offices in so far as enforcing amendment 14 of the constitution. They left the door open to challenging Trump's eligibility via the Federal Court system... hint hint maybe someone should look into that.

  • @rebeccahenderson7761
    @rebeccahenderson7761 8 месяцев назад +145

    Brilliant! "A Treasident is merely a president whose committed Treason." Pass it along!!!

  • @christinamann3640
    @christinamann3640 8 месяцев назад +199

    At a hockey game in Toronto, the mic cut out and the entire arena of Canadians finished the US anthem, and THEY KNEW THE WORDS

    • @denisemcdougal6445
      @denisemcdougal6445 8 месяцев назад +8

      😅😅😅 thank you

    • @hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309
      @hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 8 месяцев назад +35

      Not surprised. My Canadian friend knows way more about US history than the average American.

    • @johnshite4656
      @johnshite4656 8 месяцев назад +25

      I think if Trump DOES get back into office, the Northern half of the US should break off and join Canada. Let the South fend for itself. They can play Dixie all day if they like.

    • @peterpagliarini8299
      @peterpagliarini8299 8 месяцев назад +14

      Yet none in the US knows anything past “Oh Canada…”

    • @hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309
      @hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@johnshite4656 sounds great. I’ll
      Move back up north

  • @LindaLaFountain-ff6gf
    @LindaLaFountain-ff6gf 8 месяцев назад +3

    Unbelievable. It. Is an embarrassment to this country. If we could go back to Canada I would be out of here.

  • @deniseannmorton4327
    @deniseannmorton4327 8 месяцев назад +11

    Seeing and hearing you 💙 makes me happy ☺️

  • @lorettagarduno7004
    @lorettagarduno7004 8 месяцев назад +31

    Hilarious!!Laughing. Witty and articulate. Love it❤

  • @aandrus2169
    @aandrus2169 8 месяцев назад +174

    "A Tresident is merely a president who has committed treason" 😂 That's when I pressed the "like" button. 👍🎉

    • @cherylgrec9701
      @cherylgrec9701 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @denisemcdougal6445
      @denisemcdougal6445 8 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

    • @joannematthews8270
      @joannematthews8270 8 месяцев назад

      I belly laughed at that one! I especially laughed at that cross eyed old bat!

    • @BarronVonSchneider
      @BarronVonSchneider 8 месяцев назад

      So like when Osambo had the blms burn 2 billion dollars worth of property down? Like that treason?

  • @jandenning6992
    @jandenning6992 8 месяцев назад +12

    This monologue should get an emmy. I mean, they all should....😂😂😂

  • @normahall9243
    @normahall9243 8 месяцев назад +29

    I love you Stephen you’re the highlight of the day!

    • @VV-bk1wv
      @VV-bk1wv 8 месяцев назад +2

      How awful your day must be

  • @dannyburleigh1
    @dannyburleigh1 8 месяцев назад +59

    Your Comedy Writers have definitely steped it up on this episode!

  • @trinabell2793
    @trinabell2793 8 месяцев назад +20

    Go Get Em Stephen!!

  • @AvionBlackstone
    @AvionBlackstone 8 месяцев назад +89

    Never not calling him "Mr Treasondent" again.

    • @BarronVonSchneider
      @BarronVonSchneider 8 месяцев назад

      What's the pronunciation of that? Is it Treesondent or Trezondent? It's too sloppy. And it doesn't apply. Osambo committed more Treason than Orange HitlerPutins

  • @Hopeful_Skeptic
    @Hopeful_Skeptic 8 месяцев назад +49

    The writers hit gold with this episode. So many lolz and our political views don't match. Funny is funny . Bravo ❤

    • @janetownley
      @janetownley 8 месяцев назад +3

      Time for you to get better informed.

  • @sueware8377
    @sueware8377 8 месяцев назад +4

    FANTASTIC show, Stephen....WOW....this was a "keeper"...Thanks, Stephe!

  • @ray24051
    @ray24051 8 месяцев назад +465

    That's embarrassing a state senator who cannot recite the Pledge of Allegiance that even children know.

    • @cherylgrec9701
      @cherylgrec9701 8 месяцев назад

      And these are the so called “patriots” of the country. Shameful.

    • @User12347ejdj
      @User12347ejdj 8 месяцев назад +4

      A majority of children don’t know it. It’s been going on for 30 years.

    • @kissit012
      @kissit012 8 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@User12347ejdjthey're still saying it in school. Most of them do know it

    • @BellaDelilahWho
      @BellaDelilahWho 8 месяцев назад +24

      I know it and I’m not from America - i learned it after couple of days in high School as an exchange student.

    • @landonewts
      @landonewts 8 месяцев назад +40

      And on brand for the GOP. Their Pledge goes like this: “Err, whatever Trump says, I guess.”

  • @lizl6514
    @lizl6514 8 месяцев назад +52

    The Colbert Constitution! I would vote for that 👍 Anyone else??

    • @brettg274
      @brettg274 8 месяцев назад +1

      Nope.

    • @Chris-m2o1s
      @Chris-m2o1s 8 месяцев назад +4

      Ive been hoping Colbert could revive his Presidential campaign for awhile. He's not that old!

    • @elizabethmoini2902
      @elizabethmoini2902 8 месяцев назад +3

      👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @illmakeufamous6776
      @illmakeufamous6776 8 месяцев назад +2

      Hell no

  • @SummitChaser
    @SummitChaser 8 месяцев назад +7

    😂😂😂😂😂great job! Love the truth Bolder than years ago. Love this version of SC

  • @paulmullen3336
    @paulmullen3336 8 месяцев назад +15

    You're the best Colbert.

  • @conchdragon5389
    @conchdragon5389 8 месяцев назад +194

    I love the distracted crowd behind Trump. So many people on their phones in actual conversations, people staring with glassy eyes, some yawning, and OMG that woman is picking her nose!

    • @kjoe5532
      @kjoe5532 8 месяцев назад +26

      The crowd of paid actors. lol

    • @JohnWerner-te5zy
      @JohnWerner-te5zy 8 месяцев назад +24

      She is picking her nose because she can't pick her friends.

    • @lindaliestman4397
      @lindaliestman4397 8 месяцев назад

      Makes one wonder if drugs are being passed out to spectators like drugs were passed out at the White House.

    • @edg3048
      @edg3048 8 месяцев назад +18

      Paid attendees.. Hey want 20 bucks? Put on this shirt....

    • @andreah6379
      @andreah6379 8 месяцев назад +6

      Did you catch the kids? He can't even get adults to go to those disgusting rallies! 😂

  • @saxmanmatt1574
    @saxmanmatt1574 8 месяцев назад +9

    One of the best episodes ever!

  • @derekdevries1284
    @derekdevries1284 8 месяцев назад +4

    Stephens writers are amazing.
    And his delivery is exceptional

  • @bevmacdonald9008
    @bevmacdonald9008 8 месяцев назад +33

    Will I ever learn? No food nor drink while watching Cobert cover Trump

    • @Pierce-xb6vi
      @Pierce-xb6vi 8 месяцев назад +2

      The munchies wait for no man!

  • @onequestion2059
    @onequestion2059 8 месяцев назад +121

    "apparently he can't say the word Russia without climaxing" This observation is pure gold humor!

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 8 месяцев назад +7

      joke writing…. Second to none

    • @BarronVonSchneider
      @BarronVonSchneider 8 месяцев назад +1

      If it had any factual basis or an example of Trump exhibiting this behavior it would be funny. But it's rooted in a non-existent talking point. It's literally trying to talk something into existence that just isn't there.

    • @elizabethmoini2902
      @elizabethmoini2902 8 месяцев назад +2

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mariloustarr5972
      @mariloustarr5972 8 месяцев назад

      @@BarronVonSchneider🤣😂🤣

    • @jeanneganrude8549
      @jeanneganrude8549 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@BarronVonSchneiderI guess you didn’t hear his great big OHHhhh when he couldn’t say Venezuela two times in a sentence. 😂 It sounded like a release of some sort.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 8 месяцев назад +592

    We can’t count on the courts to remove the threat of Trump. Vote Blue everyone. Vote in November.

    • @whelenguy
      @whelenguy 8 месяцев назад +7

      go trump

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 8 месяцев назад +7

      I DO NOT "vote blue", I VOTE THOUGHT! This is because I AM A PROUD SOCIALIST!

    • @wendyhanrahan5828
      @wendyhanrahan5828 8 месяцев назад +34

      @@whelenguygo straight to jail.

    • @alokchaubey3697
      @alokchaubey3697 8 месяцев назад +2

      If they scotus agreed with you then I don't think republicans states would have stayed quiet

    • @KatieAubrie
      @KatieAubrie 8 месяцев назад

      Lol. And you think J6 was a threat to democracy. They can't just deny someone for being president because they don't like them. That's totalitarian

  • @saabsales
    @saabsales 8 месяцев назад +4

    as always.. OUTSTANDING job. Thank you

  • @Todd-z8d
    @Todd-z8d 8 месяцев назад +219

    Of course the supreme court didn't think about it, when you are TOLD what to do, no thinking involved!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    • @maargenbx1454
      @maargenbx1454 8 месяцев назад

      Ever since the ultra-right wing Federalist Society (who brought us Thomas, Kavanaugh, Narrett) started pushing the idea of disqualifying Trump I understood that of course they wanted to dump the GOPs biggest loser, and I was afraid SCOTUS would do their masters bidding.
      What I never understood was why Dems were excited about disqualifying Trump. There are millions of people who are not at all enthusiastic about voting for Biden but will walk barefoot over broken glass to vote against Trump. 60% of Americans have already said they won’t vote for Trump, and about 50% of Republicans say they won’t vote for him if he’s convicted of a crime. What good would it do Dems if Biden were to run not against a barely younger Trump who had the worst GDP growth since Hoover and multiple criminal trials looming, but against a much younger Republican without Trump’s baggage? Trump is the only candidate Biden might beat - by leaving Trump on the ballot SCOTUS has saved us from another GOP POTUS in 2025.

    • @mizzou1016
      @mizzou1016 8 месяцев назад +4

      Did you remember to put up your black square on Facebook last month?

    • @chrisrock9361
      @chrisrock9361 8 месяцев назад

      There was no other right choice if they would have Win in favor of Colorado then all of the Republican Governors have the right to throw Biden off Their election ballots for Not being fit mentally to hold the presidency Be careful what you wish for it swings both ways

    • @jeanneganrude8549
      @jeanneganrude8549 8 месяцев назад

      @@mizzou1016Did you vote for a drug addled malignant narcissist ?

    • @AmericanofColor-p4y
      @AmericanofColor-p4y 8 месяцев назад

      Of course the supreme court didn't think about it, when you are TOLD to identify white, no thinking involved!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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      Map Shows How Humans Migrated Across The Globe

  • @DB-stuff
    @DB-stuff 8 месяцев назад +21

    From the UK, Stephen kills this, one of the best takes on maga ive seen

  • @blooberriee_
    @blooberriee_ 8 месяцев назад +22

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my sides hurt, tf was that when he mentioned Russia
    Edit: IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lionpaw2024
    @lionpaw2024 8 месяцев назад +5

    This whole monologue is absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥

  • @komodosam
    @komodosam 8 месяцев назад +20

    This is one of the best episodes yet! Great job all! Absolutely hilarious.

  • @joshuawilson4818
    @joshuawilson4818 8 месяцев назад +92

    YES! Bring back the sound effects when Stephen puts his "props" away. Thank you, Joe and Louis!

    • @awfurfracksake
      @awfurfracksake 8 месяцев назад +2

      yesss, i love those moments, they add so much so subtly

  • @tinafigueroa7556
    @tinafigueroa7556 8 месяцев назад +53

    Where can I sign up for ignoring SCOTUS!! I'm so sick of this!! I'm trying to keep up the fight but it's getting harder and harder.

    • @janetownley
      @janetownley 8 месяцев назад +4

      I’m pretty sure nowhere

    • @PennyDavis-cm9tl
      @PennyDavis-cm9tl 8 месяцев назад +6

      I'll join the club. Anyone else

    • @wendyhdzmiller8700
      @wendyhdzmiller8700 8 месяцев назад

      ​@PennyDavis-cm9tl I'll sign!!!

    • @supersanic1254
      @supersanic1254 8 месяцев назад

      Cry some more. Trump is on the ballot. Deal with it.

    • @ryv2484
      @ryv2484 8 месяцев назад

      @@supersanic1254they cry because if trump is on then ballot, they’ve already lost. And deep down they know that, otherwise they wouldn’t have initiated the process of trying to extrajudicially prevent him from running. They do not stand a chance at winning 2024. This whole attempt reeks of panic.

  • @deedles2
    @deedles2 8 месяцев назад +190

    Just when GOP and SOTUS are creating unbelievable concern and distress in our nation, we turn to Stephen for late night laughs and reality checks! Thank you, Colbert!

    • @wlm1697
      @wlm1697 8 месяцев назад

      Cope and seethe lefty.😂😂😂

    • @BarronVonSchneider
      @BarronVonSchneider 8 месяцев назад

      Leftist copium. What happened? You can't find oxy's anymore ? 🤭

    • @illmakeufamous6776
      @illmakeufamous6776 8 месяцев назад +9

      I laughed at Colbert bc he's so mad and outraged. Plus, I laugh at libs on a daily basis 🤣🤣🤣

    • @BarronVonSchneider
      @BarronVonSchneider 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@illmakeufamous6776 I laughed when I read his buddy John Podesta's emails about Spirit cooking with Marina Abramovich

    • @illmakeufamous6776
      @illmakeufamous6776 8 месяцев назад

      @@BarronVonSchneider It seems like I've heard about that 😳😳

  • @RichardBrady-yc7he
    @RichardBrady-yc7he 8 месяцев назад +222

    This Supreme Court is pathetic.

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 8 месяцев назад +9

      You spelled "horrifying" wrong

    • @markedly1013
      @markedly1013 8 месяцев назад +12

      And not supreme at all.

    • @ninjachicken8939
      @ninjachicken8939 8 месяцев назад +6

      Puppets

    • @PocketMarmo04
      @PocketMarmo04 8 месяцев назад

      Diana Ross and the Supreme Court, maybe

    • @BrianClark-n9o
      @BrianClark-n9o 8 месяцев назад +6

      for upholding the Constitution? 9-0....remember that 9-0

  • @hbarrial
    @hbarrial 8 месяцев назад +43

    Can't make this up. Thank you Colbert for helping to keep me sane.

    • @trevordsouza2420
      @trevordsouza2420 8 месяцев назад +1

      Ot to understand why this crap makes us feel like we live in crazy land!

  • @mastjappa
    @mastjappa 8 месяцев назад +14

    It is really scary from across the ocean...

  • @N8T1V3-5F
    @N8T1V3-5F 8 месяцев назад +10

    4:06 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 All your writers deserve raises and then give Colbert a little bit of a raise too for nailing it

  • @missklvsu
    @missklvsu 8 месяцев назад +8

    This was fire! I was crying...laughing...crying...

  • @TheZsuzsana
    @TheZsuzsana 8 месяцев назад +10

    Thank you Stephen! I laughed from beginning to end!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @charleneandrle-olson3099
    @charleneandrle-olson3099 8 месяцев назад +111

    "His brain is so broke," so very true, and so hard to listen to! I wish he would just quit speaking.

    • @TFEWdirk
      @TFEWdirk 8 месяцев назад +5

      Clearly you are referring to Joe Biden. Clearly.

    • @ReadyFreddie5523
      @ReadyFreddie5523 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@TFEWdirk Clearly everybody hates Dump lying and whining about bullcrap watching his dementia progress, such a sad little LOSER !!!!!!😂😂😂

    • @josefrusso3677
      @josefrusso3677 8 месяцев назад

      He’s a 1000 times more lucid than Biden who speaks gibberish, thinks guys who have been dead for decades are still in office and wanders off like a toddler with a full diaper after his “speech” is over.

    • @yuiopoli9601
      @yuiopoli9601 8 месяцев назад +4

      This is meant as an honest attempt at dialogue.
      Do you actually believe that Biden's cognitive function is better than Trump's?
      If you do not than why do you back him if he is worse off in the area you decry Trump over?

    • @acarroll6842
      @acarroll6842 8 месяцев назад +3

      Stephens brain was broken by Trump

  • @elizabethnorton261
    @elizabethnorton261 8 месяцев назад +18

    Absolutely brilliant opening monologue. You keep me sane, Colbert. 😂

  • @dorothydoremus8621
    @dorothydoremus8621 8 месяцев назад +4

    Love Tresident!! ❤️ why do all the supporters behind him look pissed off, did he break wind again.

  • @DBDdavid
    @DBDdavid 8 месяцев назад +109

    It’s time to change the rules for the Supreme Court.

    • @eddieperez8111
      @eddieperez8111 8 месяцев назад +12

      Because it didn't go in your favor? :'((

    • @nadiaslijter1255
      @nadiaslijter1255 8 месяцев назад

      Yes go full fascist when you don't like the unanimous decision of a court.

    • @echobay5040
      @echobay5040 8 месяцев назад

      Trump would abolish the court if he got in because they have shown themselves to be pointless and serving no purpose.

    • @TheSaturnV
      @TheSaturnV 8 месяцев назад +4

      You were the kid who grabbed the ball and ran home when you lost eh?

    • @echobay5040
      @echobay5040 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@TheSaturnV that was trump instead he spent 4 years crying about it.

  • @Coreysmalls75
    @Coreysmalls75 8 месяцев назад +5

    " his brain is broke" was absolutely spot on and funny as hell.. keep it up colbert

  • @toniyoung8474
    @toniyoung8474 8 месяцев назад +5

    Bravo!

  • @zenncatt
    @zenncatt 8 месяцев назад +23

    The monologue gets an A+++

  • @floridagirl4407
    @floridagirl4407 8 месяцев назад +14

    "A Tresident is merely a President who commits treason" 😂

  • @davidroberts6923
    @davidroberts6923 8 месяцев назад +15

    Our country owes Stephen Colbert a debt of true felt gratitude!

  • @theemporersnewclothes
    @theemporersnewclothes 8 месяцев назад +68

    Make
    Amnesia
    Great
    Again

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike 8 месяцев назад

      Move to Russia if you love dictators so much. It isn't that hard Comrade.

    • @Joe_Narbaiz
      @Joe_Narbaiz 8 месяцев назад +2

      When has amnesia ever been great? 😮

    • @ethos1236
      @ethos1236 8 месяцев назад +2

      Make
      Attorneys
      Get
      Attorneys
      Fixed it for you. You can thank me later.

    • @Lonewolfmike
      @Lonewolfmike 8 месяцев назад

      Your brain damage is apparent and severe. Seek professional help for your delusions.

  • @LALew850
    @LALew850 8 месяцев назад +8

    Stephen is on fire!!🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣 Keep strong SC we need you!

  • @cherarch62
    @cherarch62 8 месяцев назад +34

    Stephen in exceptional form in this one!! ❤🎉

  • @wintrydragon
    @wintrydragon 8 месяцев назад +3

    Exceptional monolog!!😂😂🎉❤