Jon Stewart on "Fictional Trump" & Kosta on the VP Debate and Dockworker Strike | The Daily Show

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  • @LindaKleinschmidt-q8x
    @LindaKleinschmidt-q8x 6 дней назад +524

    The people who make $700 an hour have convinced the people who make $25 an hour that the problem is the people who make $7.50 an hour.

    • @TiffanyW-f6i
      @TiffanyW-f6i 6 дней назад

      At this moment, it is crucial for individuals to prioritize investing in alternative streams of income that are not reliant on the government, particularly with the existing worldwide economic crisis. This approach is key to securing financial independence and preparing for an early retirement.

    • @Kai-p2g
      @Kai-p2g 6 дней назад

      I have savings of $600k and I'm ready for retirement, only concerned about the soaring inflation. Is this enough to retire comfortably, or do I need some sort of money management?

    • @CharlotteWhittingham
      @CharlotteWhittingham 6 дней назад

      I believe the average life expectancy in the US is around 77.5 years, but many individuals live into their 80s. Therefore, $600k needs to cover all those years as well as any unexpected expenses. While $600k is a solid beginning, I recommend seeking financial advice just to be safe.

    • @Karenowen-f9j
      @Karenowen-f9j 6 дней назад

      I agree, having a financial advisor for investing is genius! Amidst the financial crisis in 2008, I was really having investing nightmare prior touching base with a advisor. In a nutshell, i've accrued over $1 million with the help of my advisor from an initial $350k investment.

    • @MarquitaM-x6s
      @MarquitaM-x6s 6 дней назад

      @@Karenowen-f9j Could you kindly provide the information for your investment advisor? I’m actively looking for one and would greatly appreciate your help.

  • @lindasmith3774
    @lindasmith3774 Месяц назад +92

    The emperor has no clothes. Sadly there are so many like him. Too many.... Thank you Jon, for your take on it.

  • @face5624
    @face5624 Месяц назад +160

    The double standards for Kamala is ridiculous. Tfg can't even answer a straight question. Vote 💙💙

    • @anguswiebe
      @anguswiebe Месяц назад +3

      yes For Trump. also hes done dozens of long form interviews just watch them lol

  • @layhdejjj9707
    @layhdejjj9707 Месяц назад +351

    Trump is that crazy ex-boyfriend
    who won't take NO for an answer
    And he's stalking America 😮

    • @ashicks
      @ashicks Месяц назад +20

      Yes exactly!!!

    • @tomtomsk1895
      @tomtomsk1895 Месяц назад +15

      America seems to be an easy target.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Месяц назад +22

      He's literally a rxpist, so that tracks.
      It's disgusting that even a single person is willing to look past that fact and want to vote for him, but here we are.

    • @c3swift
      @c3swift Месяц назад +6

      how dare you assume DT's gender!

    • @clrjohnstone6119
      @clrjohnstone6119 Месяц назад +8

      Well put! 👏👏

  • @kaylablanton8519
    @kaylablanton8519 Месяц назад +324

    He says she isn't equipped to be president. 🤨🙄 It's all projection. He is the one who looks like an idiot every time he does an interview. He doesn't know how to answer any substantive questions.
    My vote won't count for anything either, I live in Kentucky. I cannot vote for a man, among other things, who makes fun of people who stutter. My son stutters.

    • @bubbawilliams
      @bubbawilliams Месяц назад +55

      Your vote won't be alone, your vote counts and as a bonus it cancels out a MAGA vote.
      Vote Blue 💙 SAVE AMERICA

    • @desiree20115
      @desiree20115 Месяц назад +36

      YOUR VOTE MATTERS 🗳🤝🇺🇸

    • @CanisoGaming
      @CanisoGaming Месяц назад +6

      How about her interviews? 😂

    • @aliceslab
      @aliceslab Месяц назад +27

      Not only that a little girl died because of him. When he is asked about a policy he just talks about how bad his opponent is.
      If I was a Republican I'd be so upset that my candidate won't let me know his policies.

    • @CanisoGaming
      @CanisoGaming Месяц назад

      @@aliceslab do you know kamala's policies? Every time she's asked about policy she keeps spitting "I was born in a middle class family" sooo idk where her policies are, other than what she copied from biden's website & the taxes on tips she copied from trump days after he announced it 😂

  • @lubabe9969
    @lubabe9969 Месяц назад +80

    Constant projection!

    • @hanliddlee
      @hanliddlee Месяц назад +18

      Every time Trump makes an accusation I look it up. Ooh! Trump withheld FEMA relief? Oh yeah he did that.

  • @michelerieff7322
    @michelerieff7322 Месяц назад +229

    Thank you John for making me laugh......you are the best medicine in these hideous times. 😂

    • @sandrabarrie84
      @sandrabarrie84 Месяц назад +23

      Repubs should watch Jon to try and get their humor back. They’re all so glum, pessimistic and angry.

    • @MelindaMae138
      @MelindaMae138 Месяц назад

      @@sandrabarrie84 Your compassionate idea is viable enough, however, the problem is that Republicans have NEVER had the time to have a sense of humor! For the past 50+ yrs they've been far too busy being Pathologically Dishonest, Pros at Deflection, Chronically Crying Victimhood, Bible Banging, ramming "Family Values" down our throats while the majority of them are completely void of basic morals, Starting Wars (even though 85% of them either Dodged the Draft or simply never Served in our Military yet they have NO Problem sending others to war), Chronically giving "themselves" & their fellow Wealthy Cronies HUGE TAX CUTS while saddling the rest of us w/ "the Bill" (for their lavish life styles) for over 4 decades, Fiercely Fighting against the Dems on anything/everything that possibly Benefits the Rest Of Us (ie: Increasing the Minimum Wage to an amt people can actually survive on & do it NOW, not 4 yrs from now aft prices on everything have increased AGAIN), Refusing to work w/ the Dems to Pass Reasonable Gun Laws (while more & more children are murdered w/ guns), spreading Rampant Hate, Racism, Bigotry & Homophobia, Vainly believing they are "superior" to the rest of us, Denying Global Warming exists (which couldn't possibly be due to the FACT that 80% of them have their hands in Big Oil & Fracking), & my personal favorite being the actual Poster "Children" for the definition of the word Hypocrisy!!! 🤮
      💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙

    • @pamelajordan2890
      @pamelajordan2890 Месяц назад +11

      He is a treasure 😂❤

  • @CaptainCanuck68
    @CaptainCanuck68 Месяц назад +80

    I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or shrink back in terror.

    • @LisaWendyScott
      @LisaWendyScott Месяц назад +4

      It's funny.

    • @bethdale2012
      @bethdale2012 Месяц назад +7

      I'm crying, because what does it say about our country, our govt, and its people when we have someone this disgusting and pathetic running for president. And our adversaries are watching this election just as much as we are.

    • @elaineburnett5230
      @elaineburnett5230 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@bethdale2012our enemies are not as smart as they seem, they have problems of their own.

    • @bryanergau6682
      @bryanergau6682 Месяц назад +2

      Vote.

    • @mrgrinch837
      @mrgrinch837 28 дней назад +2

      Be afraid, be very afraid....

  • @brittassss
    @brittassss Месяц назад +55

    Shady Vance wants women to stay in their marriage, even if their husband is abusive.
    Wonder what's going on in the house of the Vance family?
    So many 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 about Shady Vance.

    • @anonymoose116
      @anonymoose116 Месяц назад

      If they win and they take away the ability for women to divorce - men will die. I don't condone it, but many women are not willing to become victims.
      Hes a fool.

    • @marty4278
      @marty4278 Месяц назад +2

      He wants to completely destroy our college systems.

    • @Jason-hg1pc
      @Jason-hg1pc Месяц назад +1

      Maybe he's the one getting slapped around at home and he's projecting to the camera to avoid more of it.

    • @brittassss
      @brittassss Месяц назад +4

      ​@@Jason-hg1pc
      Nice try. 🚩🚩🚩🚩

    • @wholeshebang1
      @wholeshebang1 Месяц назад +2

      @@Jason-hg1pc- Oh, please! He's not a victim.

  • @MsPea
    @MsPea Месяц назад +97

    It's so aggravating that interviewers never challenge Trump. They let his gibberish go by as if it makes sense. No one ever keeps following up, trying to get him to answer a question. The bar is set so low for Trump, and so high for Harris. No matter how specific she is, she's accused of not being clear enough. No matter how garbled and incoherent he is, his answers are accepted without question. And, he has the nerve to complain about the media, when the media gives him pass after pass--even so-called "liberal" media. He should be thanking them.

    • @natejohnson9738
      @natejohnson9738 Месяц назад +9

      No one wants to loose their job over it.

    • @infin8ee
      @infin8ee Месяц назад +6

      Plus he let's it bee known you won't get another interview or questions answered . It's more "strongman " stuff. You know, control the flow of information and ridicule Anny alternate views.

    • @Jason-hg1pc
      @Jason-hg1pc Месяц назад

      The circumstances regarding Drumpf's challenges include his past rhetoric, that Global Warming and Covid were unimportant falsehoods. The first one is boiling away any fence for anyone left undecided to hide behind, and the second reduced his under-50 voting base by showing his stupidity and his over-50 voting base by epidemic.

    • @treatingmyselfright
      @treatingmyselfright Месяц назад +5

      brutally agreed

    • @treatingmyselfright
      @treatingmyselfright Месяц назад +7

      the fact that she is being challenged and pounded on proves that she actually is the only one that has got some sense of anything including logical process of thoughts and plans

  • @Stevenarmyofone
    @Stevenarmyofone Месяц назад +112

    Thanks Jon I appreciate your humor, you are food for the soul.😘🤡

    • @dorisaffissio1649
      @dorisaffissio1649 Месяц назад +10

      We need that!

    • @BeepBoos
      @BeepBoos Месяц назад +5

      Food for hope too 💞🥰🙏🏼🫡🇺🇸

  • @uncomfortabletruth3831
    @uncomfortabletruth3831 Месяц назад +70

    Keep your grandparents out of jail.
    Use the parental controls to block Fox News,
    if you happen to visit them this thanksgiving…
    Your welcome america…

    • @Jason-hg1pc
      @Jason-hg1pc Месяц назад

      You're welcome to edit "your welcome", I remind you Thanksgiving and America are respected, even by us minorities and, oddly, by our PC's.

    • @dshepherd107
      @dshepherd107 Месяц назад +1

      @@Jason-hg1pcoh quit. It’s dark humor. So many people just hoping for a reason to be outraged. Jon uses it often. You should recognize it.

    • @dshepherd107
      @dshepherd107 Месяц назад +1

      Words of wisdom

    • @Jason-hg1pc
      @Jason-hg1pc Месяц назад +4

      @@dshepherd107 Oak wit. You should recognize the difference between "your welcome america" and "you're welcome,. America" isn't "dark humor", it's the difference between hypocrisy and illiteracy. I'm not outraged, I'm educated. You should recognize it.

  • @ChannelH.Dunbar-lw7qg
    @ChannelH.Dunbar-lw7qg Месяц назад +121

    Go Jon Stewart

    • @Tseekr
      @Tseekr Месяц назад +5

      @@ChannelH.Dunbar-lw7qg Jon had to come back we need him. Thanks bro

    • @Tseekr
      @Tseekr Месяц назад +1

      @@ChannelH.Dunbar-lw7qg Jon Stewart is our hero besides kamala.

  • @robertneilson7624
    @robertneilson7624 Месяц назад +103

    "Childcare is childcare " it sure is mister, it suuuure is.

    • @genuine3852
      @genuine3852 28 дней назад +4

      Hmm...Sounds familiar kind of like people dying because of a horrendous government response to COVID19. People dying "It is what it is" -Trump 2020-

  • @CindyPoole-oj7ed
    @CindyPoole-oj7ed Месяц назад +55

    JD was smarmy and lied the entire time.

  • @KhmerMinnesnowta
    @KhmerMinnesnowta Месяц назад +153

    Did You mean pathological liar Don and slick liar Vance?

  • @markgigiel2722
    @markgigiel2722 Месяц назад +79

    The Max Headroom comment was great for us old people. Most others probably didn't get it.

    • @TampaDave
      @TampaDave Месяц назад +11

      Lots of people watched Max Headroom, and didn't get IT. 😼

    • @Cactuscupcake1972
      @Cactuscupcake1972 Месяц назад +3

      Remember when the TV signal was interrupt by a weird creepy dancing Max Headroom back about 1987 ? The freakiest thing I remember about Max Headroom!

    • @WillFranceschi-y3i
      @WillFranceschi-y3i 25 дней назад

      That's max gates

  • @SalamaSond
    @SalamaSond Месяц назад +100

    Trump isn't a "truth teller", he's an attitude seller.

    • @micheleriberdy1252
      @micheleriberdy1252 Месяц назад

      The "truth" that all these people claim Trump tells is the verbalizing of their hate. That's their "truth".

    • @MisteRRYouTuby
      @MisteRRYouTuby Месяц назад

      14:42.

    • @debbieaellig2830
      @debbieaellig2830 2 дня назад

      And a liar and a bully

  • @laurawells3935
    @laurawells3935 Месяц назад +83

    I work with a bunch of people who count on either overtime or their second job to make it. Every time something breaks or needs to be replaced, it’s a juggling trick for them. I cannot for the life of me understand why they like this lying idiot.

    • @johnnyklaustwo6502
      @johnnyklaustwo6502 Месяц назад +4

      cause they think (?) or at least hope he will come and start throwing Franklins at them, welp.... Cinderella is not a documentary :)

    • @gailflanagan1214
      @gailflanagan1214 Месяц назад +2

      I counted on OT just to have a little pocket money. The regular paycheck covered the bills. But if you want to buy a birthday present or christmas present, you neeed the OT.

    • @Alexis-u9k
      @Alexis-u9k Месяц назад +2

      Some people want to be lied to. They know that they are being lied to, but they can't turn away. The Sopranos, when Tony told his sister that he buried her dead/missing boyfriend under a tree. She knew better, but rode with it for a minute cause she wanted to... Just saying....🙃

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- Месяц назад

      they stressed AF...

  • @elisegeum1514
    @elisegeum1514 Месяц назад +35

    Vance calling others weird is ironic

  • @patsavage1245
    @patsavage1245 Месяц назад +168

    Trump and Vance: Our wives are legal immigrants. The flew into America first class. They didn't climb over walls like poor people.

    • @maryanntoner4520
      @maryanntoner4520 Месяц назад +12

      I think you mean Vance’s IN-LAWS. Usha was born in San Diego.

    • @patsavage1245
      @patsavage1245 Месяц назад +10

      @@maryanntoner4520 Right next to the wall. It's called metaphorically speaking. Don't be so pedantic. You get the gist.

    • @Kai-s2o4t
      @Kai-s2o4t Месяц назад +7

      @@patsavage1245 I don't get the gist, and I went to Yale. That's not a metaphor, and you are not clever.

    • @gailflanagan1214
      @gailflanagan1214 Месяц назад +12

      @@Kai-s2o4t Geez. I wish Trump supporters were such sticklers for the actual facts. I got the gist.

    • @patsavage1245
      @patsavage1245 Месяц назад +5

      @@Kai-s2o4t I am. I didn't go to jail.

  • @stop_lying_to_me
    @stop_lying_to_me Месяц назад +194

    Donald Trump's trade wars with China resulted in a U.S. trade deficit of $679 billion. The steepest reduction in fishing industry jobs since data tracking started. The unemployment rate reached 14.7%, the highest since the Great Depression. The U.S. economy contracted at the fastest rate since 1946. The national debt increased 40.43%.

    • @richstrobel
      @richstrobel Месяц назад +5

      I'm not a Trump supporter but I wonder how much of that has to do with Covid? Not the trade wars but unemployment.

    • @dorisaffissio1649
      @dorisaffissio1649 Месяц назад +2

      Why does anyone lie?

    • @daveg-Vancouver_Island
      @daveg-Vancouver_Island Месяц назад

      @@davidbryant3532it’s called looking it up, government websites have these stats, you should look it up, I dare you or any magat to do it!

    • @carolapineda1970
      @carolapineda1970 Месяц назад

      ​@@davidbryant3532you need to check your information source

    • @vegastjg
      @vegastjg Месяц назад +16

      @@davidbryant3532 Tell us the real info then instead of just saying it's false

  • @adougherty8869
    @adougherty8869 Месяц назад +171

    She has been consistently clear, detailed and direct re: every policy she has been asked about.

    • @ecomatters3416
      @ecomatters3416 Месяц назад

      But the dumbos are not listening . Did they lose their sense of hearing when Trump got shot on his 'earlobe'?

    • @yishnir
      @yishnir Месяц назад +7

      Except for a commitment to following our laws vis a vis foreign aid.

    • @sheilagoos645
      @sheilagoos645 Месяц назад

      @@yishnir How do you figure that ? The one who didn't follow our laws was Trump- he took money away from FEMA to fund his border policies. NOT ALLOWED. He also threatened Ukraine by withholding funds Congress has granted to them in order to force the Zelenskyy to target his political opponent. Also ILLEGAL.

    • @darren871
      @darren871 Месяц назад

      She literally thinks business tax write-offs are when the Federal Government writes you a check... you can't possibly be so dumb that you're actually buying what she's selling.

    • @jenkinsmanly-spain1252
      @jenkinsmanly-spain1252 Месяц назад +3

      😂

  • @lone6523
    @lone6523 Месяц назад +53

    “A thing called tips”. He said that like he invented the concept.

    • @cynthiariley685
      @cynthiariley685 Месяц назад +12

      He takes credit for everything

    • @danceswith7wolves
      @danceswith7wolves Месяц назад

      No tax on tips and OT sounds like it would benefit many people, or am I mistaken?

    • @natejohnson9738
      @natejohnson9738 Месяц назад +1

      ​@danceswith7wolves as far as tips your mistaken we servers won't see much of a difference

    • @marty4278
      @marty4278 Месяц назад +4

      @@danceswith7wolvesYeah, they’ll switch to all salary so there WON’T BE any overtime.

    • @gailflanagan1214
      @gailflanagan1214 Месяц назад +4

      @@danceswith7wolves It could, if it was explained intelligently. That's not what Trump did.

  • @karengilburg3196
    @karengilburg3196 Месяц назад +30

    Took a lot of what? This man never can answer any question, he doesn’t have the answer!

    • @SN-sz7kw
      @SN-sz7kw Месяц назад +3

      He’s too intellectually lazy. He simply recycles what he thinks he knows.

    • @gailflanagan1214
      @gailflanagan1214 Месяц назад

      He doesn't think he needs an answer. Trump gets a direct question, and his answer is "look over there." Distract everyone long enough that they forgot the question. It may work in business, we'll see about politics.

  • @tinachristensen8484
    @tinachristensen8484 Месяц назад +142

    “Are you Fing kidding me right now?!!” That was my exact reaction as well!!!

    • @Michael-n2p5w
      @Michael-n2p5w Месяц назад +15

      Unfortunately that's my reaction to about half of anything MAGA says.
      (Weather control, anybody?)

    • @peggyroane2092
      @peggyroane2092 Месяц назад +2

      ​@Michael-n2p5w That is my reaction to everything the maga and Trump say.

  • @workingliving703
    @workingliving703 Месяц назад +30

    The tip joke was great!

  • @Babybeans-s2z
    @Babybeans-s2z Месяц назад +158

    With friends like Trump you don’t need any enemies

    • @Jason-hg1pc
      @Jason-hg1pc Месяц назад

      With enemies like Drumpf you're a minority.

  • @patti21125150
    @patti21125150 Месяц назад +82

    And how many of those hard working men and women did he NOT pay or put out if business???

    • @Babybeans-s2z
      @Babybeans-s2z Месяц назад +17

      Hundreds for sure possibly thousands

    • @punapeter
      @punapeter Месяц назад +16

      He is the Bankruptcy King of Amuricah

    • @Tseekr
      @Tseekr Месяц назад

      @@patti21125150 Trump had undocumented immigrants working in his hotel and pay them less than minimum wage he's a hypocrite pos

    • @nitaweitzel822
      @nitaweitzel822 2 дня назад

      ​@@punapeterthat's Umercu

    • @punapeter
      @punapeter 2 дня назад

      @@nitaweitzel822 for you maybe

  • @scottsthaname1
    @scottsthaname1 Месяц назад +212

    Trump and Diddy deserve each other's warm embrace on those cold prison nights... who are we to stop this love train of destiny? 🇺🇲🇺🇲 Trump/Diddy Cellmates 2024 🇺🇲🇺🇲

    • @Patsanford220
      @Patsanford220 Месяц назад +12

      Southern district of NY where are you! Come get this bozo!

    • @mooncalf191
      @mooncalf191 Месяц назад +24

      Yuge amounts of baby oil. More baby oil than anyone has ever seen. Diddy came to me, and he's a strong man, and he knows about baby oil, but he was crying, and he said, Mr. President, you have the best baby oil, ever. Anyway, buy my Trump brand baby oil, only 3.7 million a bottle. That's 3.7 mil the FEC doesn't need to know about.

    • @k3ionafloyd
      @k3ionafloyd Месяц назад +9

      @@mooncalf191😂😂😂😂

    • @Smoothjock
      @Smoothjock Месяц назад

      Nah! It would be wrong to disappoint Bubba Bigdick after all this time.

  • @Hope-w5l
    @Hope-w5l Месяц назад +17

    Trump praised Elon Musk for firing workers who go out on strike.
    Trump to Musk: " You're the greatest cutter ", when they go on strike, you said that's ok, you're all gone !

  • @MadDragon75
    @MadDragon75 Месяц назад +81

    Thank you for the highly accurate chart, Jon. 😂👍

  • @douglasarcher9544
    @douglasarcher9544 Месяц назад +28

    Trump's plea for Pete Rose being in the hall of fame is classic for Trump.
    Trump sees nothing wrong with cheating. Pete Rose is not in the hall of fame because he broke the rules.
    key question: Do rules matter? Should they be enforced? Should there be consequences for breaking rules? Trump says "No".

    • @bryanergau6682
      @bryanergau6682 Месяц назад +2

      But ancient astronaut theorists say yes.

  • @sherimc354
    @sherimc354 Месяц назад +52

    One lie don’t change my mind, but 60 lies in 60 minutes does!

    • @ecomatters3416
      @ecomatters3416 Месяц назад +6

      And about 30, 000 in 4 years, I heard.

    • @melodyphilippi7978
      @melodyphilippi7978 Месяц назад

      Agree, all politicians lie but Trump has taken it to a whole other level. He literally can’t speak unless he’s lying

  • @Goblinkatie
    @Goblinkatie Месяц назад +228

    “As an undecided voter, it’s basically me and six people who were… kicked in the head by very powerful horses.“ 😂🤣💀

    • @mckinleybrown1957
      @mckinleybrown1957 Месяц назад +1

      [ if you’re ALL RED Please 🗳️ ]
      ? TRUMP 🤥VANCE ?
      for President/Vice President ‘2024
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      MASA ®️©️™️ =
      Make America STANK Again
      🇺🇸 Remember! - Jesus and others say that the rich should give to the poor.
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    • @dshepherd107
      @dshepherd107 Месяц назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed
      @MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed Месяц назад

      That actually describes basically every voter on either side of political gang-banging- minus the few independent non-partisan amongst us

    • @allisonangelafleming
      @allisonangelafleming Месяц назад

      🧐🤔🤷🏼‍♀️​@@MultilinguistGlobalFitBlessed

  • @patriciaflickner5392
    @patriciaflickner5392 Месяц назад +23

    Finally! Someone mentioned the hosts! 😂

  • @Stew-s5e
    @Stew-s5e Месяц назад +36

    How can fox entertainment spin this guy, surely they can’t rely upon pillow and catheter adds to keep them solvent. And how can maga not see that this guy is not for the working class.

    • @LaRomana59
      @LaRomana59 Месяц назад +6

      Cable/satellite providers pay them a per subscriber fee based on total subscribers, not actual viewers. They don't need ad money. Fox is paid far more than any other channel because during negotiations they send their viewers after the providers.

  • @Cronus_Primus
    @Cronus_Primus Месяц назад +109

    Trump and honesty CAN NOT coexist in the same universe!

    • @MyCracker1234
      @MyCracker1234 Месяц назад

      Kamala hasn't told the American people who is paying for her hand outs........I'll give you a guess who will be paying for her polices.......The first 4 letters are Amer and the last 5 are icans

    • @TampaDave
      @TampaDave Месяц назад +12

      Even in the same sentence.

    • @matthewbrow312
      @matthewbrow312 Месяц назад

      Sure they can… Trump is incapable of honesty

  • @moosemagic3429
    @moosemagic3429 Месяц назад +22

    (30:50) I love how Jesse Waters highlights that one of Vance's selling points is. ---- he's 20 years younger than Walz.

  • @richarddarlington3229
    @richarddarlington3229 Месяц назад +35

    The cap hitting the table made the perfect sound.

  • @FFrames-f2n
    @FFrames-f2n Месяц назад +26

    Thank you so much for mentioning “kiffness eating the cats song on your show” since streaming $ goes to shelter so appreciate the extra views for the pets sake.

  • @meh52749
    @meh52749 Месяц назад +20

    His tariff plan sounds an awful lot like his plan to build a wall and make mexico pay for it. That's not how this works, Connie.

    • @gailflanagan1214
      @gailflanagan1214 Месяц назад +2

      I like that nickname "Connie." That's perfect

  • @tonisodano5472
    @tonisodano5472 Месяц назад +61

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GET RID OF DRUMPF PLEASE IMMEDIATELY

    • @lienarden3777
      @lienarden3777 Месяц назад +3

      🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👏👏🙏🏻👍👍👍👍👍👍🙏🏻🙏🏻🤣

  • @1954ManofMight
    @1954ManofMight Месяц назад +7

    It was so refreshing to hear two opposing politicians speak civilly to one another, I really appreciated that

  • @a.h.5958
    @a.h.5958 Месяц назад +39

    Never again!

  • @aliceslab
    @aliceslab Месяц назад +30

    I like how, "I have a concept of a plan" after being president for four whole years, is somehow better than detailed plans on how to help people.
    But that's the thing when you talk about helping people, Republicans think that doesn't make sense to help people. Wonder why

    • @c3swift
      @c3swift Месяц назад +6

      AND MOST THE polls on the VP debate now are "tied" apparantly. JD lied and Walz didn't. how is that a tie?

    • @aliceslab
      @aliceslab Месяц назад

      @@c3swift well my theory is this, we know republicans are a minority now.
      But what happens is more republicans speak out or comment on their views, they're more likely to vote or participate in polls.
      It's deceiving because the left just isn't turning out as much hence the polls being almost 50/50 but in reality the left has a majority already. Basically we're the silent majority now just like the silent generation was.

    • @meganwynn372
      @meganwynn372 Месяц назад +2

      CONN cept.

  • @MannequinAttack
    @MannequinAttack Месяц назад +45

    I was so happy to get my former boss fired when he forced me to work overtime without paying me. The company tried to cover it up, but they paid a whole lot more in punitive damages.

    • @gordonely3591
      @gordonely3591 Месяц назад

      💚 🦀 💚
      Excellent result □ □ the New Deal has risen like a phoenix from the ashes of New Feudalism

    • @fubar-world
      @fubar-world 19 дней назад +1

      We are so happy for you.

  • @SatansSimgma
    @SatansSimgma Месяц назад +18

    When I retired from working for the State, the starting wage was about 1 dollar more then what it was when I started I'm 2001. Plus it now required a degree. I felt bad interviewing young people.

  • @guntherschabus3458
    @guntherschabus3458 Месяц назад +45

    it’s incredible how great, funny and intelligent you stand your point. So cool❤

  • @roym3366
    @roym3366 Месяц назад +28

    Some tv news network stations (FOX and friends) have really terrible «expert» commentators!

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 Месяц назад +110

    Trump is selling golden sneakers with a photo of himself.
    How do you know those are Trump sneakers?
    They're soulless.

    • @LynnReinholt
      @LynnReinholt Месяц назад +4

      @@leannevandekew1996 🤭🤭😉😉🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣😃🤣

    • @leewm.gaudry3770
      @leewm.gaudry3770 Месяц назад

      And covered with feces.

    • @margaretgarana911
      @margaretgarana911 Месяц назад +2

      YES!

    • @TampaDave
      @TampaDave Месяц назад +5

      Soleless.
      I bought boots from a dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

    • @dodomak9374
      @dodomak9374 Месяц назад +1

      @@TampaDave Blame your feet 🦶 😂 😝

  • @Catinthedesert
    @Catinthedesert Месяц назад +22

    Actually Congress is supposed to declare wars and they have not. Technically the USA is not at war.

  • @theovanderstorm3171
    @theovanderstorm3171 Месяц назад +30

    One thing is for sure ‘childcare = childcare.’ And about I.V.F. we don’t have taxes on tips.

    • @AbsentWithoutLeaving
      @AbsentWithoutLeaving 24 дня назад

      Well, for once he did say true things. They just have nothing to do with the questions. Can't have everything, I guess.

  • @GassersGhost
    @GassersGhost Месяц назад +21

    "Gibber-esque"

  • @sulynn72
    @sulynn72 Месяц назад +35

    We dont get toilet paper from overseas 😂😂😂

    • @kimnabi3988
      @kimnabi3988 Месяц назад +2

      But -Musk has plans to

    • @pedro72246
      @pedro72246 Месяц назад

      You really are out of touch with most Americans. They only use the finest french mountain spring water to flush the toilet. This is a crisis!

    • @mahjie9903
      @mahjie9903 Месяц назад +2

      Exactly what I told my family who live in Ok and freaking out about the strike and TP😂😂😂

  • @sayjay26
    @sayjay26 Месяц назад +41

    jd vance the Republican Party's Eddie Haskell, tell me I'm wrong...

    • @kimnabi3988
      @kimnabi3988 Месяц назад +4

      Osmond was the best comedian on that show.

  • @stevenbagley9858
    @stevenbagley9858 Месяц назад +48

    Can we start to talk about the Corporations and Companies that after Jan 6 donated to Republicans who denied the election results of 2020. Can we see which companies are still not supporting our Democracy. We need more exposure on this subject.

    • @haroldackermann7592
      @haroldackermann7592 Месяц назад +6

      Yes, Steven !!!

    • @rickypen
      @rickypen Месяц назад +1

      Corporations do FAR better under GOP candidates. I'm pretty much convinced that the "inflation" price gouging is essentially to make any non GOP candidate look bad.

    • @anguswiebe
      @anguswiebe Месяц назад

      Stolen election. Vote for donald Trump in person

    • @thisbushnell2012
      @thisbushnell2012 Месяц назад

      @rickypen that has been demonstrably true for decades.

    • @rickypen
      @rickypen Месяц назад

      @@thisbushnell2012 yea agreed

  • @tenakoe
    @tenakoe Месяц назад +35

    Aw c'mon, Trump can make anybody say YES to him .. all he has to say is "Am I bothering you" ???😂😂😂😂

  • @ryanfgrantjr3009
    @ryanfgrantjr3009 Месяц назад +33

    Trump only has concepts of a plan. That's what I would say in high school when i was asked about my homework.

  • @cdubya3071
    @cdubya3071 Месяц назад +20

    The port strike is over, they got their 60% RAISE!

  • @Apocabicyclist
    @Apocabicyclist Месяц назад +7

    Love your work

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Месяц назад +42

    Love ya Jon

    • @peggyroane2092
      @peggyroane2092 Месяц назад

      Love Jon too. He is # 1 at making me laugh and he makes me have faith in our future.💙👍😃😘💙⚖️🧢🌊

  • @wskinnyodden
    @wskinnyodden Месяц назад +328

    What? Trump supporters complaining about nonsensical giberrish from Kamala? What? Am I hallucinating? Need to check what the heck was on that mushroom sauce on them steaks....

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Месяц назад

      @wskinnyodden
      Everything they accuse democrats of doing, they're already doing.
      Projection is the name of their game.
      You can tell what TFG's latest mishap will be based on what he pretends Biden (now Harris) is doing. It's like dealing with a particularly terrible five-year-old.

    • @isabelmcgaugh711
      @isabelmcgaugh711 Месяц назад +27

      Every accusation is a confession. Even when the accusation makes it sounds like there’s a gas leak in the building…

    • @lindaswanson9328
      @lindaswanson9328 Месяц назад

      Maga can't understand laguage over a 4th grade level. That's mostly why they love the orange stain. They don't have to google any of his words for their meaning.

    • @johnnyklaustwo6502
      @johnnyklaustwo6502 Месяц назад +11

      what you require from them? There is one red, fluffy furball in head of every of them....

    • @Goblinkatie
      @Goblinkatie Месяц назад

      If you hear someone saying that about her, tell them she’s just “doing the weave”. It’s a… “technique”… Trump bragged about employing during the September 7th rally in Pennsylvania.

  • @DebraMeshell
    @DebraMeshell 29 дней назад +7

    So why don't they demand anything from Trump.?

  • @stephenarendse8730
    @stephenarendse8730 Месяц назад +25

    8:02 it sounds like trump thinks the "F" in "IVF" means "friends..."

  • @icecold7408
    @icecold7408 19 дней назад +8

    Dam... just found you.. you are amazing!..ty for being here.... I've totally backtracked and watching all your videos..I will follow and support your channel.. great job!!

    • @PrattipatiSaiTeja
      @PrattipatiSaiTeja 12 дней назад

      Please pay the channel as well. Don't just watch the videos.

  • @jeff7764
    @jeff7764 Месяц назад +94

    Voting for Trump is like intentionally cutting your own brake lines before you descend Mt Washington!

  • @leese.23
    @leese.23 Месяц назад +42

    I am completely shocked he can still walk around at all. Considering how many times he's shot himself in the foot!
    Trump. Is. Such. An. Idiot.

    • @katherinegray5086
      @katherinegray5086 Месяц назад +1

      Congrats!!! Best Comment Award 2024 !! 🏆🥇👏👏🥳🇦🇺💙🇺🇸⛪

  • @mascadadelpantion8018
    @mascadadelpantion8018 Месяц назад +54

    I'm a simple man. I see a video with John Stuart. I click on it

  • @gritter2112
    @gritter2112 Месяц назад +38

    Tulsi lost all her remaining credibility!

    • @hanliddlee
      @hanliddlee Месяц назад

      She is an embarrassment to Hawaii. She just pretended to be a democrat because you can get elected here if you are a republican. 👎👎👎

    • @LisaWendyScott
      @LisaWendyScott Месяц назад +2

      I totally agree with you.

  • @thaogiang8029
    @thaogiang8029 Месяц назад +36

    You're crushing it, Michael! ❤

  • @phriedokra6158
    @phriedokra6158 Месяц назад +43

    I'D rather have WARS and still support our ALLIES than peace AND BE IN BED WITH OUR ENEMIES... ..

  • @yvanstonge3738
    @yvanstonge3738 Месяц назад +20

    I thought I was watching a news report " Cities over run by gangs. Murders out in the open" as Trump describes.. then I realized I had sat on the TV remote and I was watching Escape from New York...

  • @NatalieWilsonDNP
    @NatalieWilsonDNP Месяц назад +7

    Welcome to being an accomplished Black Woman in America

  • @johnbartlett9568
    @johnbartlett9568 Месяц назад +31

    Trump!!!!!
    Nothing is more important than money!!!!!

  • @KhmerMinnesnowta
    @KhmerMinnesnowta Месяц назад +42

    Pets have been eating their minds. I mean Don Old 🐔 bonespurs and Shady Vance's brain cells😂

  • @Tomscomment
    @Tomscomment Месяц назад +19

    Remember when Trump was all the time "looking strongly" into things in order to present a plan "in about two weeks" that would "make everybody very happy"?

    • @TampaDave
      @TampaDave Месяц назад +2

      You suppose he already had a concept of a plan 9 years ago?

    • @Tomscomment
      @Tomscomment Месяц назад +2

      @@TampaDave it seems like back then, he maybe had the inkling of an idea that he would eventually have to make us wonder whether he might really surprise us with coming up with the concept of a plan.

    • @TampaDave
      @TampaDave Месяц назад

      @@Tomscomment I thought his only concepts were: me,me,me,money,power,hurt others.

  • @Icykzppl
    @Icykzppl Месяц назад +15

    ❤❤❤❤COACH❤❤❤
    VS
    😂😂😂😂COUCH!😂😂😂😂

  • @SuperAna1954
    @SuperAna1954 Месяц назад +3

    Thank you, from Portugal ❤❤❤

  • @randyinscoe5780
    @randyinscoe5780 Месяц назад +39

    As a worker I know Trump is behind me, I can feel it, it's small and flaccid, but it's there! 😢

    • @farrahupson
      @farrahupson Месяц назад +12

      Lol gross.

    • @punapeter
      @punapeter Месяц назад +9

      don't bendover to pick up that quarter.

    • @clarissar1528
      @clarissar1528 Месяц назад +7

      😂

    • @Tseekr
      @Tseekr Месяц назад +1

      @@randyinscoe5780 he's behind you making sure you do he says and taking care of your money 😆 🤣

  • @kaiserauer1
    @kaiserauer1 Месяц назад +28

    Please give him another coloring book….

  • @janeayre96
    @janeayre96 Месяц назад +30

    😂 “are you fkng kidding me right now?!”

  • @malonesinclaire9201
    @malonesinclaire9201 Месяц назад +10

    One of the stupidest question asked was about Hong Kong. So f__king ridiculous and inane.

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 Месяц назад +10

    The concepts of a a plan. Maybe:
    "They're eating the dogs.
    They're eating the cats.
    They're eating the pets..."

  • @cmedley477
    @cmedley477 Месяц назад +16

    When will Trump the chump ever catch on??

  • @biteynibbles8444
    @biteynibbles8444 Месяц назад +21

    Trump shocked and awed Kamala.....just look at Kamala, laughing uncontrollably, as if she's listening to a very funny comedian. I've told you all along......Trump should do stand up ! Vote blue!🇺🇲💪🏼💙🌊🌊🌊

    • @johnnyklaustwo6502
      @johnnyklaustwo6502 Месяц назад +1

      more likely when as you meet creep from bar in thin corridor....

  • @ThalesWell
    @ThalesWell Месяц назад +9

    Yale should lose its accreditation if it produces a JD Vance.

    • @Kai-s2o4t
      @Kai-s2o4t Месяц назад

      Everyone said that when Bush Jr. was president too. A school cannot make you into a decent person, and it shouldn't be punished if you don't turn into one.

  • @peggyroane2092
    @peggyroane2092 Месяц назад +2

    Wish we had the twice a day show. 😊 Love Jon.

  • @joshyoung1440
    @joshyoung1440 Месяц назад +5

    1:32 THE EYE ROLL WHEN HE SAID "AMERICAN PUBLIC" 😂

  • @bartonted
    @bartonted Месяц назад +6

    'Duct-tapped to a chair with an IPAD'. The best child-care policy ever.

  • @ursulareed3743
    @ursulareed3743 Месяц назад +11

    Lindsey Graham needs a cognitive test.

  • @KhristyDrysdale
    @KhristyDrysdale Месяц назад +147

    I hope we all know that it doesn't matter who is in the 'top job' because this is a systemic problem -- greed. We have allowed many of our economic sectors, to take advantage of the American people. It's disgusting and frightening for the future of our country. My husband and I will be retiring in the next two years n another country. We are absolutely worried that SSI will no longer be funded. we'll have to rely on his pension, a 403 (b) and a very prolific lnvestment account with my Abby Joseph Cohen my FA. Our national debt is bloating and expanding every month. Our government needs to get spending under control and cut the federal budget.

    • @JocaShawn
      @JocaShawn Месяц назад +2

      I went from no money to lnvest with to busting my A** off on Uber eats for four months to raise about $20k to start trading with Abby Joseph Cohen. I am at $128k right now and LOVING that you have to bring this up here

    • @erikmooree
      @erikmooree Месяц назад

      How can i reach this Abby Joseph Cohen, if you don't mind me asking? I've known her by her reputation at Goldman Sachs

    • @KhristyDrysdale
      @KhristyDrysdale Месяц назад +4

      @erikmooree Well her name is 'ABBY JOSEPH COHEN SERVICES'. Just research the name. You'd find necessary details to set up an appointment.

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic Месяц назад +1

      GTH! We are sick of you

    • @DennisSoklov
      @DennisSoklov Месяц назад +2

      Abby Joseph Cohen Services has really set the standard for others to follow, we love her here in Canada 🇨🇦 as she has been really helpful and changed lots of life's

  • @Sorenzo
    @Sorenzo Месяц назад +9

    People who speak Gibberish are called Gibberlings, and they're small, mostly harmless monsters in Dungeons and Dragons.

    • @fubar-world
      @fubar-world 19 дней назад

      However this is real life and we are in trouble with T.

  • @realworldhuman
    @realworldhuman Месяц назад +11

    0:33 I've been leaning towards Kamala Harris because of her ability to be a sane human being.

  • @acmelka
    @acmelka Месяц назад +5

    The Oklahoma dept of education bought 3.5 million dollars Worth of trump bibles....i just learned about this and I'm so angry

  • @iptrix-2.0
    @iptrix-2.0 Месяц назад +3

    I so love where that QR leads you - wonderful - and relevant in election times :D

  • @Purdue_Pharma
    @Purdue_Pharma Месяц назад +9

    Imagine how different America would be if members of Congress were under oath whenever they spoke in the chambers. That’s crazy though, the notion that our elected officials tell the truth when legislating. Crazy.

    • @DeborahLagutaris
      @DeborahLagutaris Месяц назад

      there's a Speech and Debate Clause in the Constitution that allows our elected officials to LIE and MISREPRESENT in the floor of Congress and it seems like everything else too. No fact-checking allowed.

    • @fubar-world
      @fubar-world 19 дней назад

      I can't yell fire in a crowded building, but trump can tell lies for years, getting people killed along the way, and he becomes president.

  • @aliliving7774
    @aliliving7774 Месяц назад +7

    I really never got why ppl panic buying toilet paper. Bidets aren't a thing in the USA?

    • @alicetelford9027
      @alicetelford9027 Месяц назад +3

      Bidets in homes is very rare.

    • @chow-chihuang4903
      @chow-chihuang4903 Месяц назад

      Even if you don’t have a bidet, toilet paper and paper towels sold in the US are almost all made in the US, with most of the rest imported from Canada.

  • @JR-ev8ce
    @JR-ev8ce Месяц назад +2

    “Childcare is childcare” from the smartest man on earth!!!

  • @BrittanyCocchino
    @BrittanyCocchino Месяц назад +6

    This man came back because he knew we needed him and because the stakes are so high.

    • @katherinegray5086
      @katherinegray5086 Месяц назад

      I have only just discovered Jon Stewart.. am having a lot of fun going back through his wonderfully entertaining career !! 👏🥳🇦🇺💙🇺🇸⛪