Don Jr. Defends Trump Crime Family, QAnon Shaman Runs for Congress & Where the Hell is Mike Lindell?
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- Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2023
- Jimmy celebrates his 56th birthday and has a bone to pick with his scale, Travis Kelce flew all the way to Argentina to see Taylor Swift, Donald Trump Jr. was in court and denied any wrongdoing, he went with Daddy to see the UFC fight at Madison Square Garden, Republican candidate Tim Scott has decided to suspend his campaign for President, RFK Jr. was photographed strolling around barefoot on a food-covered airplane, the QAnon Shaman wants to serve in Congress, Mike Lindell seems to be traveling all over the globe, and Guillermo snags a one-on-one exclusivo with Donald Trump.
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‘The Gambozos’
Gotta love the writers on Jimmy’s show 😆
😄😄😂😂
Dim jr. has the latest Botox Chest!
They are great.
The kids!!!!????
Pulitzer Prize winning interview by Guillermo!!! Great job!!! 🤘🤘🤘🏆🏆🏆
Agreed!!! lol 🤣👏👏👏
Love the G
Guillermo for Mayor!
I’m so happy to see Guillermo have a great piece on this video! More Guillermo please!
Best Guillermo skit yet, guys. Happy birthday Jimmy, I cannot believe you are in your 70s, you have to be kidding.
LMAOOOO Guillermo's "interview" was hands down the funniest thing I've ever seen on this show. just perfect 💀
Australian here, what's a pendohole ?
@@CombatMosquitoTrainer It's written “pendejo” 😉 (sounds close to an H in English). The literal meaning is “pubic hair,” but in Mexico we use it as a insult, meaning an a**hole or someone stupid, an idiot, an imbecile, a moron, etc. Fill in the blank 😂
I had to take a screenshot of Trump in his tiara and sash 😂
Every Guillermo piece is gold!!
@@andreabarrios5249 Appropriate. Thanks mate, appreciate your effort.
When a dictator tells you he is a dictator, believe him. Because he will later respond when asked, what did you expect ?
We have awall lamas here in Ontario Canada 😂 it was on our national news Channel at 11pm .
Name me ONE thing DJT did in office that made him a “dictator”??
Meanwhile, Biden’s out here trying to take away any gun that isn’t a double barrel shotgun and has sold his influence to competing countries through his family’s business dealings.
Not to mention flooding the country with illegal immigrants to establish more votes for himself.
But okay, Trump is the dictator lmao
@@EddieL-rv3fjrandom guy that's random af
@@bhonest-gb5zgRandom guy thought he was making a comment, not realizing he was replying
Yep Dtrump loved the comparison
Guillermo's interview with trump was hilarious. Still laughing.
Guillermo’s interview was hilarious!! We ❤️ Guillermo!!!
Don Jr. the accountants can only work with the numbers they get from the client.
Yes so they can serve you a fraud
@@user-zs2di4kv9xthe person committing the fraud is the one giving out wrong numbers, not the person compiling them in an otherwise correct manner.
Why would the accountants want to create fraud? What would they get out of it? That is ridiculous!@@user-zs2di4kv9x
Clearly they refuse to acknowledge that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Almost peed on my pants on the Pendejo of the Year Award! Good job Guillermo!
Please forgive my ignorance of Spanish but what is a pendejo? I can guess but what is it really???
I am a big fan of Guillermo.
It’s not a compliment😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Guillermo be out job soon I promise
@@robertcrocker901 It means "my real good friend."
@@robertcrocker901 Pendejo means STUPID
Jimmy and Guillermo, what an extraordinary talent combo!
his ratings say you are full of BS
I loved Guillermo's interview with Donald Trump, please more of these 😄
Happy birthday, Jimmy!
Thank you for giving us so many laughs.
BIDEN 2024 🇺🇸💙 AOC 2028 🇺🇸💙🙏
👍👍👍👍👍👍
To call thirty or forty year olds “the kids” is a joke! They are full grown adults who need to be held accountable for the actions of their corporations!
Of course but your little mind can't comprehend that they haven't broken the law! UNLIKE HUNTER BIDEN, JOE BIDEN, BARACK OBAMA, HILLARY CLINTON, BILL CLINTON, JAMES COMEY, ANTHONY FAUCI. ...Shall I go on?
"He's an artist. He's Vincent Van Gogh-ing to jail." Writer's strike, long but worth it 👍🏻
😂😂😂😂😂I love your comment!😂😂😂😂😂
This isn't a criminal trail.
Hell yeah😂🤣🤣
@@travismcclean8566 Correct. This is a talk show. Drumpy's criminal trials will happen in NY, Georgia, Florida, and DC. Hope that helps!
Does anyone else remember when those texts between Tucker and a friend came out saying how much he secretly despised Trump? How did they become BFFs again?
Lindsey Graham and Rafael Cruz ➕
They Gave him the Play book 📙
Of how to do so
Probably same thing that brought him back in friendship with Roseane Bar.
It's called Money
I think they became BFFs again around the time Tucker started wearing that orange lipstick. Plus Tuck has that warm laughter that can win anybody over
Tucker has things that Trump wants
Great monolog!!! Glad you are back Jimmy!! Happy birthday to you as well!!!
I watch this monologue twice. Once on You Tube and again when I stream the show. Thank you writers!
The "Pendejoe of the Year" interview went next level. The writers absolutely deserved their raise! 😂
Without a doubt😅
was a really decent deep fake lol.
I agree
Wow! Guillermo’s Trumps interview is so funny 😂 👍
Bravo Guillermo! That was a great interview with the #1 Pendejo LOL 😂
Loved the interview with the Pendejo of the year. Guillermo did an amazing interview.
Guillermo's interview with Trump was HILARIOUS 😂!
The writers killed it with that!
If Lindell is moving around it's to avoid being served with another subpoena
It's probably just keyed-in background images on a greenscreen in the back of a van down by the river.
I love the Donald Trump interview with Guillermo. That was so hilarious.!!!!😂😂😂
More Guillermo interviews! We love Guillermo!
I love the way the Trumps say, "if it can happen to us, it can happen to you". They compare their fraud to us. Don Jr quote, "Insurance companies are going to start suing their patients, for listening to their Drs." Big difference Don Jr. we didn't embezzle anything.
I'm sure if a patient filled out fraudulent forms claiming to have been given medicine they were't actually given (kind of like giving accountants fraudulent numbers to make their calculations with) to effectively steal funds they could indeed be sued by the insurance company to get it back.
And yeah, I don't see the threat in "if it can happen to us" when they are literally being prosecuted from fraud, since most peoples response is "I hope so". Funny Jr omitted the part about them giving the accountants fraudulent numbers to work with, of course he apparently can't even say "businessman" correctly and called himself a "business guy" instead and is constantly being refered to as a kid & child despite being in his mid 40's, so its not really a surprise he doesn't understand how numbers work :P
They will, if, we commit fraud.
If they gave the accountants the right numbers, they Would not have anything to worry about! Same with taxes!
Nah, all the republican doctors who got the nation hooked on opiods have successfully shifted the blame to refugees fleeing their US embargoed countries
that's how he "relates" to his base 😅 & they Love it 😂
🎉Happy Birthday, Jimmy! YOU are the gift that keeps on giving!🎁
HAHAHA, endejo numero uno. He could not be described better. You ROCK Jimmy and Guillermo. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Thank you Guillermo for that amazing interview!!!!😂❤🎉
HBD Jimmy, Guillermo interviewing Don was hilarious 😂😂
From what I understand... all Donny J had to do was give the accountants the numbers they wanted and yes, the accountants would do all the work to give you the best fraud.
It will be a tremendous fraud. The likes of which have never been seen before 😉
Please, Jimmy & news reporters, when DJTJ or any member of that crime family says something about relying on the accountants, remind people that the disclaimer on the statement of financial condition gets the accountants off the hook. It says "We just crunched the numbers WE WERE GIVEN by the business that hired us. We didn't invent any values; THOSE WERE GIVEN TO US."
The accountants don't 'want' any numbers. They compile any numbers their boss gives to them. Because the numbers being correct isn't on them, it's on their boss. The accountants are responsible of the calculations are off not if the numbers were wrong to begin with.
@@apathybronson I think it's a grammar slip here. "all Donny J had to do was give the accountants the numbers [the Trumps] wanted" - in other words, Trumps said "make the books look like this" and the accountants complied.
@@jonjensen2524i don't much about accounting, but wouldn't the accountants at the very least know that their clients are potentially committing fraud? Or do they just accept that for any given account they work on they may be helping commit fraud
Thank you for celebrating my birthday. I will share the applause. Best wishes for a happy year of good health and good memories!
Who knew late night shows would become critical public service announcements. Happy Birthday Jimmy! 🎉
The fake interview conducted by Guillermo is one of the greatest things ever. Jimmy should make this a recurring segment.
Guillermo and Donnie was fantastic! 🤣 Well done Kimmel crew! 👍
I was looking for this comment.
Lesson learned. Don't become an accountant for unscrupulous wealthy people. TheY will throw you UNDER THE BUS.
So now accountants run people's businesses?! In a business data process, accounting is the tail end! Come to think of it, these mobsters are so stupid it's even possible they believe in the idiocies they are spouting in court.
That's not the lesson! It's don't be a republican. or you go to jail.
We need to band together.
Trump keeps saying his property is under valued but he's the one changing the value 😂
Yes.
I literally nearly lost my lunch when Guillermo crowned t-rump 'pendejo of the year'. Yes....I am eating lunch as I watch this!! 😂🤣😂🤣
I love it Jimmy..on point. Even when I feel bad you can bring the laughter out of me❤❤❤❤❤❤
Groundbreaking work Guillermo
Guillermo interview trump is so funny..😂
Great job, Guillermo 😂👏🏽
Guillermo really killed it. He was hilarious and I laughed so hard. Guillermo is A GEM FIRST CLASS😃😄😁🥰😍🤩❤❤❤🧡🙏💪👏👏👏
I don't think I can laugh at anything Trump related anymore. What he is saying is getting more dangerous each day and it's effing scary.
Totally agree.
I will never again criticize Superman for being unrealistic, when Lex Luther gets away with turning Metropolis against Superman for 45th time, despite him being such an obvious and overt villain.
He is ramping up his threats just for that reason. Turn the pressure up.
I wish that man was in jail already.. or somewhere more permanent.
Shouldn’t he have clogged arteries to go with his dementia?
@@Arulaneare you talking about biden?
Remember, he wants you to be scared. Laughing doesn’t mean you don’t understand or take it seriously, it means you recognize the ridiculousness of the whole thing
I’m not an accountant, I’m a business guy. You expect me to know my own numbers?
🎉Happy Birthday Jimmy!🎉 Love your show, and all the fun! ❤😅
Loved Guillermo"s interview, LOL !!!!!!!
Happy birthday 🎉🎂🎈🎁🎊 Jimmy Kimmel have many more years to come.👍🙏😘
Happy birthday Jimmy's we love you
AWESOME interview Guillermo. You really got Trump to talk truthfully for once!
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Always funny, Jimmy has some of the very best writers on his staff.
Agree. Whoever came up with "Gambozos" deserves a raise!
Laughed through the whole show. Garmo was hilarious.
Love watching you Jimmy Kimmel! Happy birthday and all the best for the year ahead!!! 🎉🎁🎉❤
Happy Birthday, Jimmy! He's a year younger than I am.
"Pendejo of the Year" had me grinning ear to ear. That was incredible! Great job to Guillermo!!!
Don Ths Con was honored to accept that award !
Sooo funny!
Ditto!!
Kids????!!!!!!!
Oh my goodness! Guillermo’s award , the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Happy Birthday Jimmy Kimmel. You are the BEST!
Happy birthday Jimmy Kimmel you're one of my favorites.
So, I'll bet Guillermo is happy it's Monday and now all the GOOD guests are on again!
NEXT WEEK, GREAT GUESTS!!!!
Happy belated Birthday 🎂
Loved Guillermo's interview with the pendejo😂😂😂😂😂
"Previously On Jimmy Kimmel" is the best thing ever
I remember seeing an old newsreel of some mafia Don out front of a courthouse saying,"I'm just a business man and they make me out to be the devil himself!" Just like Don Jr. Just a business man my aching buttocks!😅😂
I was thinking the same. Didn’t Michael Corleone say something to that effect in Godfather 2?
@daunafuller9868 Ecactly."I'm just a businessman! Why you breaking my balls!". Except it was the old bald guy who was a rat until he was called to testify and he changed his mind. I say that cause I don't recall his name.
This Guillermo segment is the best I've ever seen :)))
As a BoD member of a healthcare company I can say you are responsible to review and do due diligence when you're handed financial statements and if they're wrong you can get in trouble for them being wrong. So yeah you aren't supposed to just rely on the accountant.😂😂😂😂
It will forever be weird to me when the masses obsess over a relationship between celebrities.
I agree, are you speaking of celebrity Prima Donny, or Taylor Swift & Beau?
ya that swift is force fed on us 24/7 can not even watch a football game without them showing Her just plat the Game.
@msoperator510 the Taylor Swift thing. I turned on the Colbert monolog after this one and he kicked it off with the exact same story. It's such a strange thing to care about
I AGREE!!
@@msoperator510Both
It never ceases to amuse me that they insist on referring to Donald Trump's MIDDLE-AGED ADULT CHILDREN as "kids" and "boys" like give me an f-ing break.
Mentally so I guess😂
The ultimate nepo-babies
Just think if they were 13 year old African Americans anywhere near a policeman in a bad mood.....
Sons and daughter would be a better choice of words. To me, children are innocent, but Trump’s descendants are not innocent at all. They are ignorant perhaps!
More like arrogant
loved Guillermo's interview
Happy birthday Jimmy! We love you!
OMG Guillermo was hilarious in the Trump interview.
Guillermo's interview bit at the end had me laughing for 5 minutes.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel !! 🎉😂
Mike Lindell is an absolute gift to Jimmy Kimmel!
That's "Jimmy Kimball" to Mike 😅
Guillermo nailed it to say the least!
Love Jimmy's Nooooo to Guillermo's Damon answer. And it continues😅
Guillermo was FANTASTIC!!!
El pendejo of the year but also last 7 years. This was priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣 writers you knocked it out of the park on this one.
Accountants can only rely on the information they are given
I ❤❤❤ the CRIME FAMILY people outside the courthouse! 👏👏👏. I would be with you!!
Happy birthday Mr Kimmel and God bless
I’d like to thank prosecutors for keeping the Trumps bitter 😆
Lock him up!!!
Lock up el pendejo número uno!!😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
haha. im sure he will have to take credit for that.
I'm stealing that Mike😂😂😂😂
Can we all
just build a wall
around his hair.
Many more birthdays, Kimmel. Love it when Guillermo gets camera time also
(Court room humor) When Don Jr. asked the court room sketch artist to make him look sexy in his drawings, The artist replied, "Take off your mask". Ha Ha.
Happy Birthday Jimmy Kimmel 🎊 🎉
They aren't a Crime family . Crime families have Honor .
The Trump Grime family.
The most legendary crime families used more efficient methods of covering up. Like, whatever it takes!
No honor among these thieves! 💩
Happy birthday, Jimmy! 🥳🎉
We love you
Great job Guillermo! Nice skit. Kudos to all JKS staff.
Lol the end was the funniest 😂 lol lmao
Jimmy is always so quick and funny.....and Guillermo makes me feel that all is right with the world.
Guillermo makes me feel tall. (I'm not.)
An he protects the Biden crime family ya you jimmy
only Kunts think he's funny.
Kimmel is anything but funny
Me: Be careful they spit. 2 seconds later... I was NOT disappointed. 🤣🤣🤣
Why are people surprised when llamas spit? They do it in every video I've ever seen. It's funny because it's so predictable. Not funny for it to happen to a little child, though.
@@oldauntzibby4395I thought it was a baby giraffe. 🦒
Beware, the llama spits! And they were.
Happy birthday!!!
"Vincent van Goghing to jail." Lol. Very clever!
"He's an artist with real estate. Yeah, he's Vincent Van Going to jail with real estate!"
*LMAOOOOO!*
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show, on the air. You rock Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👍
Ok Guillermo
I agree. He always makes me laugh where the other guys can be funny but are not on every show.
@@mysterywriter888 😊👍
I love Guillermo's interview!! 😅😂😆😁🤣😂
Happy Birthday Jimmie Kimmel!!!!!!
"EL Pendejo Numero Uno". 🤣🤣🤣🤣You crack me up, Guillermo.
"Happy Birthday Jimmy!" Maybe next year the scale will sing to you "Happy Birthday!"😂🎈🎂🎈🎉
The Guillermo interview should be nominated for the Pulitzer Awards!!!!!!
Belated Happy Birthday, Jimmy Kimmel! 🥰🥳👏👏👏🎶
Happy birthday Jimmy K! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
The "children" swore in court that they were clueless about the property valuations in the financial statements they each sent to banks as proof of loan equity. When TV cameras are around, they take a memory pill and whine about the undervalued financial statements. DJT also lied under oath claiming the properties were worth 100 times more than reported in the financial statements or tax filings. How the hell can they know that the properties were under-valued if they only relied on accountants and tax assessors for the valuations? Children, can you spell P-E-R-J-U-R-Y and F-A-L-S-E I-N-S-T-R-U-M-E-N-T? Agent Orange and his Mutants should all be jailed for fraud and perjury with all assets and business licenses stripped.
Soon! He's gonna be bankrupted then sent to jail. I only hope his children join him.
One can only hope, my friend.
They all seem clueless that undervaluing property to cheat on your taxes is not A-OK...
@@gl15col Precisely! It's clearly fraud when you keep two disparate books that value property with more than an order of magnitude difference between tax liability and market value for loan equity.