George Santos Kicked Out of Congress, Trump Ate “Too Much” After Jan 6th & a Very MAGA Christmas
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- Опубликовано: 3 дек 2023
- We are four nights into The Elf on the Shelf and we are providing a service to all the Moms and Dads out there who are doing it, Taylor Swift was in Green Bay for Sunday Night Football between Green Bay and Kansas City, Donald Trump was up late last night typing out a rebuttal to a story in Liz Cheney’s new book, he was in Cedar Rapids on Saturday floating out what might be his most nonsensical election notion yet, he has a lot of stuff for sale on his website in anticipation of Christmas, and George Santos was officially expelled from Congress.
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That was disgusting, all the Trump grunting. I never want to hear that again.
Amen to that!
👉🤯💀
It was horrible! 🤢
Pretty sure Stormy Daniels said the same.
Ever ever ever again!! I'm still trying to erase it from my brain!!! 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that nearly 70 million Americans are *still* willing to vote for Trump, *_knowing what he is_* , is disturbing and alarming.
Yes, 70 million will still vote for him, even after watching his stupidest acts 70 billion times!
Sad , but true . So the other 150 million need to turn out and vote 🗳️ for a real president , Joe Biden !
@@NarayananMurthyblogsdoubt it,some evangelicals are dumping him already.
I'm not American, But I think he is real. I like him.
@@ShayBugarith😂 even if you are American you wouldn’t be American if you like him ! Tells me all I need to know about your morals values and what type of society you would like to live in …..I pity the fooled hate the fooler 😂
It actually felt really good to see them take the sign off Santos’s door
BUT HOW DID HE GET IT IN THE FIRST PLACE????????????????
It's not hard to imagine Trump slamming Big Macs into his face and RAGE eating.
... Ketchup'd fries against the wall 🍟
With a big bucket of KFC on the side.
Eating BM's 4 at a time two in each hand
Don't forget the Diet Cokes.
@@bobbybob3865 ... so he can maintain his small handed blobby orange hued figure 🥴
To think this embarrassment was a president
Use the appropriate language: "To think we made this man president." Trump didn't "happen". You made him.
The media gas lit Americans into believing he was a billionaire.
To think that Russia helped this man to become president
Trump is the biggest joke America.
I hope America doesn't sleep walk into a dictatorship 🙏🇬🇧
@@ricksimon9867 !Nyet!
It is beyond all my senses why anyone wants that man for president of anything. Vote it away America!
Agreed. Take it from somebody that's never voted red in my life. Trump does somehow steal his way back in the Whitehouse in 24. Everything that made our great country great gone
But Jimmy Kimmel might make a good president.
He will make Putin laugh to death.
It's a Cult!
We voted him out last time and this time we know he wants revenge for the first loss. Real Americans are going to show up again to show him the door.
He’s not mimicking a weightlifter, he’s soiling his diaper.
🤣
This has to be one of your best! I LMFAO when you had the montage of Trump lifting his invisible weights with his little hands while squealing!😂😂 And this thing not only wants to be POTUS again, there's demented idiots that want it, too!!!😳
remember those 80ties Aerobic videos ... thats MAGA´s training videos now
Trump's weightlifting montage was disturbing. I just can't imagine sitting through an entire rally.
Obviously others feel the same - his rallies are getting smaller.
He is a laughing stock at this point.
That was a weightlifting montage?
How have I not seen those clips before? There are so many of them and they're so disturbing.
I loved it. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel show. 🤓
That grunting wasn’t the weight lifter; it was Donald trying to expel Stephen Miller from his small intestine.
😂😂😂
@rhondacampbell2592 Along with Marge, Kimberly Gargoyle, and Don Jr.😂
🤣🤔🤮
ofc this was hard ... Micro Goebbels is such a clinger ^^
@@thingamabob3902 I knew the guy who influenced Goebbels; You couldn’t be more correct.
I'm not American and watching 45 groaning like that makes me cringe in embarrassment!! Yikes!!
Fortunately, Trump is too conceited to be embarrassed, and his fans are too much in love with him to be critical at all.
@@annakingry9157 Such a shame! America deserves much more.
"second hand cringe" knows no nationality (apparently).
also: sorry
@@saturday1066 No. I'm sorry. You guys don't deserve this. No one does.
Trump's entire campaign slogan was “Make America Great Again” but what he really did was make America 120 times worse than it already was
"If Jesus comes down, you're going straight to Hell!" Thank you Jimmy for one of the best lines ever! It's succinct, it's accurate & it delivers a very precise comedic punch. 💙
I for one am so glad you speak out about Trump! Please keep it up 👍
I recall a political analyst saying at the beginning of the year that George Santos wouldn't make it to the end of his Congressional term; he turned out to be correct. He also says that Donald WILL go to prison regardless of what the media keeps telling us. I believe that Jack Smith will prove him right once again!
Hmm, I believe you. My faith is ever swelling. 😊
What media is claiming to predict Trump's fate either way? Also, you didn't need to be a political analyst to guess that Santos wouldn'tt make it to end of term. This just sounds like prophylactic copium.
Let things play out. Predictions are irrelevant. The power of your belief will not change any outcomes.
I won't believe Trump will spend any time behind bars until he's physically behind bars spending time. I no longer have optimism with regard to people like him ever being held accountable for anything, it's been made perfectly clear that he's above the law.
EVERYONE thinks trump should be in jail unless its a cultist or someone with little grasp of what trump really is.
Anyone else would've been arrested for hiding classified info never mind everything else he's done.
He needs to be convicted and sent to prison considering the levity if his crimes
@@IndubitablyIndeedismell you!
“I can chew and walk gum at the same time” I’m losing it😅
You were extra sharp tonight, Mr. Kimmel. Good wit and to the point humor right through.
Seeing Trump's O face is going to haunt me forever
I thought he was handwalking.
Me too
And when you remember it's supposed to be his impression of a young girl (I don't care that he mentioned weightlifting). This, the guy is such a CREEPER!
His childishly scrawny shoulders and arms, and his stubby little middle-schooler fists were what caught my eye.
Class action lawsuit for mental anguish.
You know Tangerine Mussolini did not read Cheney's book. I doubt he even audio booked it. He probably had some poor soul read it and give him a report.
I don't think the book is even released...
he probably listened to an interview on fox discussing the book
@@alfredgeorge317It was released at midnight
It's not even out till tomorrow so he's only reacting to the early media releases! Lame.
Now, now, we all know he couldn't even read the cover.
You know that trump doesn't even read the books....someone just tells him what they said.
According to an interview of Ivana(while still married to djt) he keeps a copy of Hitler's "Nein Kempf" on his nightstand! Sorry Evangelicals and Baptists....not the Bible.😢 So, considering his actions during and after his 4 yr reign of terror he obviously HAS read that book repeatedly! 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸 If you love your freedoms and most importantly, on Pearl Harbor Day, you respect the MANY men and women who have fought and given their lives for those freedoms.....DO NOT BE FOOLED into voting for djt or his many repub enablers.
It’s really disturbing how many people actually do buy all that stuff from the Trump store.
I kind of want to buy them cuz it’s hilarious 😂
Trumpy Bear!! LMAO
I'll bet MELANIA is so glad she doesn't have to listen to that anymore!!!!!
I get email offers every day.
They should have pulled out a classified document from Trumps Bear
Omg😅
😂
That's a good one. 😂
I have nothing against Taylor Swift as a person or as a performer, but the way the media treats her like actual royalty is creepy as hell.
Don’t over look he goods deeds that she does. Saving democracy by announcing to vote.
The Beatles are more popular than Jesus Christ?
@@daverobinson6110 As they should be.
@@daverobinson6110Waiting for Jesus' comeback tour is like waiting for GnR's Chinese Democracy album; it's taking so long that it will NEVER be able to live up to our expectations.
it happens, has happened and will happen again
Thanks for great farewell to Congresswoman Kitara Ravache
Best Late Night Show on TV, 😂😂😂😂 Kimmel!
Never believe what comes out of George Santos' mouth. He's officially expelled and that's the greatest Christmas present i could ever ask for. 🙌👋
There's a certain myocardial infarction that I have on my wishlist!😎
I can't believe they'd treat a Vietnam war veteran like that.
My idea of the greatest gift this year? Trump quietly retiring to his home, permanently. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I believed George when he said he, "...can chew and walk gum at the same time."
Exactly ! Truest thing he’s ever said !
I assume Trump also makes those noises sitting on the toilet at 2 a.m.
I wouldn't know, I don't actively listen to him that closely
🤢🤮
I doubt it. He gets constipated with all the cheeseburgers 🍔 he consumes.😂
And 4a.m. and 6 a.m...
lol love jimmy kimmel - he’s always spot on with these “republicans” today
OMG that was so damn hilarious that entire monologue was f’Ing great
That clip of trump’s weightlifting display is one of the most bizarre things I’ve ever seen. Especially when he wants to be president.
Ivanka must be so proud.
It’s either the sounds he made with Stormy, or the ones he makes on the toilet.
@@sophierobinson2738 at this point I doubt he is aware if he is on the toilet or in the bed ...
Trump has always been nothing but a crook and a bad stand up comic, but this routine is one of his worst. At this point, I doubt that Donnie could even raise his arms over his head, much less lift any weight.
Between the noised and his hands, I'm not sure what he was holding! Yes, sick and yes, the pornographic version. You won't view that the same ever again.
We deserve an apology for making us listen to Trump make those sounds
For real! That was horrible 😆
It was awful. I may have nightmares.
@@coleengoodell7523Trumpy Bear is giving me the creeps 🐻 too
Yup, 100%.
Sends chills down my colon.
The George Santos thing brought tears to my eyes.
Not because of the song but from laughing so hard 🤣 😂 😆 😅
That dad taking his daughter to see Taylor at the airport is just precious! Great dad!😊
That compilation of Trump's pantomime transgender weightlifting routine was truly frightening. The man is insane.
Indeed.
Totally pathetic. 🙄
Trump has the indictments, all the indictments, the most beautiful indictments. People come up to him with tears in their eyes and say "Mr. Trump, you have the most beautiful indictments, so many indictments, no one has ever had such beautiful indictments as yours. No one knows indictments like Trump does. 🍊🎪🤡🤣
He’s has more indictments than any other president! The biggest indictments, as you say!
🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯
You forgot to call him Sir. That’s a mandatory embellishment.
@@elless4817 👏👏✌️
@@elless4817 Actually you have to call Trump "Mein Fuhrer!"
That George Santos outtro was Hilarious😂😂😂😂
😂Reminded me of my high school Senior year graduation video. 😢🧑🎓 😂😂classic song w/ a PowerPoint video.
@@terrancekayton007 ikr 😅
That bent my mind! What a monologue. Killer writing. Smoking hot.
"I can chew and walk gum at the same time." - George Santos, former congressman
😅
"Eye canned chew end w'awe keg I'm Matt thus aim thyme"
Smartest thing he/she ever said .
❤😂
"If Jesus comes down you're going straight to hell" that was really funny 😅
I love this one so much!!!!
Seriously, trump supporters: what do YOU see when trump does that incredibly weird and uncomfortable moaning thing? It's SO WEIRD.
😂😂😂
They don't see anything, they just, come with tears in their eyes.
These Trumpets see a big guy, strong guy, tears in his eyes.
He's in middle school and his followers are in the same grade
@@donmartin9489 That was either a very unfortunate choice of words, or a very deliberate choice of words, but either way, you're right.
credit to george santos for all the material he provided for the best jokes ever! RIP george santos! we are not going to miss you!
😂😂😂👍🏽❤️Jimmy please don’t stop rolling. Love you. Thank you for your one of a kind show👏🏽👏🏽
Family members said I needed to go back to Iowa after my mom died, so they could look after me.
I am SO glad I turned that down.
Laughing SO MUCH at Santos' goodbye. I will definitely miss the smiley guy! What a wingman! 🗽
Those repeated powerlifting clips of trump are giving PTSD to Stormy Daniels and Melania
😂😂😂
The powerlifting impressions last longer than he does.
🎯🤣🤮
😂😂😂
I doubt that .... they slept through it soundly ^^
Excellent 🤣 Jimmy, thanks for the inserts and comment 👍❤️👍 Applause 👏👏👏
3:33 Jimmy said what we were all thinking.
I have to love my country more than my comedy, but there is a part of me that will miss the comedy gold called George Santos.
It was never funny. It was always shocking. Those who think it was funny simply don't understand what it said about U.S. democracy.
Just watched a clip that says he's performing cameo roles at the same place as Rudy and that he's just upped his price from $75 to $200!! A grift that he's obviously been up to for a while alongside getting paid as a congressman.
Not even for a single second !
a comedian paid by tax money .... makes it a tad less funny
Hard to believe, but not everyone cares about Taylor Swift.
Taylor Who?
Blasphemer!!!!!!!!
She makes music for little girls, and little girls have a LOT of money these days ... advertisers care.
@@jeepliving1 😂😂😂
Too bad--it's Taylor Swift's world today, we're just living in it, lol!!!!
Watching the following segment at 6:55 via audio only and without the supercuts context will hunt me in my nightmares. 5hanks Kimmel.
The should have played and sang:
"Na na na na... Na na na na... Hey hey hey... Goodbye...!"
Well, if anybody can chew and walk gum at the same time, that person has to be a miracle of nature.
Ore awe mirror cull often eight sure
Whoever edited that George Santos clip, along with being set to music, deserves an Emmy Award.
But , I won’t remember , who was it again ?
Let's re-write this a little, "...it was not that I was not eating, it was that I was eating too much, at a level rarely seen before." Yeah, that sounds better :)
Not that I was not. That's social media learned behavior. Aka parallel speech patterns. You must affirm in the negative because all you know is what you don't know. Pretend and say what. Self sensor.. pog....pg 176....dl
the boys are called swifters.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗 😊❤️👍
OMG, that montage of grunting that begins at 6:58 is about the most disturbing thing I've ever seen and heard...
Those are the most heaviest air weights I've ever seen😂
How insane is Trump! You can' make it up!
Trump is the most ungodly person.....
The man of sin has been revealed.
Oh. I thought he was god.
@@bovinityleak2066The bar is REALLY low.
That fact is actually ok, because god isn’t real.
Pretty fitting for an American president
The Trump moaning montage will haunt my dreams lol
In one of his speeches not too long ago Trump brought Melania. It was when he was complaining about there being too much light on him. I still remember what he said after that “she told me she doesn’t like when I do the weightlifting thing…” Probably one of the few times he’s telling the truth! She probably told him that hearing all his gross grunting a few times, so she could get pregnant with Baron, is more than she needs for her lifetime. 😂
Great send off for George Santos 👍 SNL did a great one too.
"No one looks better than Trump in women's shoes!"
Somewhere out there, little Ronnie just pulled up his go-go boots and began typing furiously.
His thumbs are probably the most muscular part of him.
DeSantis already did the go go boots. Maybe Trump can do kitten heels.
I think that DeSantis would win that prize by far
@@roc7880 DeSantis looked sexy in those white boots.😂
@@celiashen5490 His fingers are still overweight and stubby.
I didn’t know that’s how hard it was to lift a half of an ounce 😂
Wait until you see. Tonight on Him... Will Santos say it......Drum roll.....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Excellent Show Jimmy!
It's great how George is willing to 'spill the tea' on the GOP... but can we believe him?!
I mean... I'll believe anything about the GOP besides them having integrity and being sane at this point.
No. Don’t believe anything he says
I think he's having a hissy fit
george w obama skit
GOPs are into much worse, like Gatez, I welcome the dump of truth. 😀
Just listening to Trump speak alone, you would think, would make any normal and rational person wonder what in the world is this guy even running for president and how will he ever represent the United States? The way it needs to be. This country is tanking so badly with Trump Every day.
Trump needs to be locked up either in a prison or in a mental hospital.
That’s the problem. America has a frightening lack of normal, rational people
It exposes the terrible education system we have.
It's because your education system is broken.
If someone who didn't know about 45 listened to him, they'd think he was a lousy stand-up comedian.
Love the Elf reminders
Love Kimmel ❤❤
I'm from Cedar Rapids, and am offend by Trump. I'm glad that I wasn't eating during the weight lifting/sex noises of Dumpty. That teddy bear is a real thing and $70
Trumpy bear, lol😂
It's the sweetest thing that Dad or Mom drove to the airport just so their little Swiftie MIGHT see a glimpse of Taylor....
On a cold Winter night
I almost saw the Dalai Lama once. I was working at Cornell University, painting the outside of a building near the Johnson Museum. There was a reception for him at the Johnson. He was so surrounded by monks and security, we couldn't actually see him because he's such a little guy, but we knew he was in the center of the crowd. 😉
And the gold goes to Jimmy Kimmel
There just are not enough padded 📱 cells...😂😂😂
That was the most disturbing and hilarious Trump montage ever
Better than inauguration day? You betcha!🤯
I wish Kimmel Crew would put a link to the short clips🙏🏿 you show at the beginning of these videos. 😆😂
Tape editor deserves an EMMY !!
OMG I peed my pants over the weight lifting routine! I've seen clips of this and it always cracks me up! Who does he think he is fooling?
How did women sleep with that guy??
@@Zerushaddai is it really hard to imagine ? Do you know what the word "money" means 😉😉😉
Oh God. Almost choked laughing when Santos said, “ I can chew and walk gum at the same time.”
Sure you can, George, not.
Santos is the perfect representative for the GOP.
I think when he does the “weight -lifting routine”, that he’s really just, crapping in his diaper 😂😂😂
THANK YOU for calling out my shameful rep, Joe Wilson. I truly wish this hypocrite would get pried out of office here.
We love you, Jimmy, and team.
Great show!! watching rumpy's little hand-dance and hearing his monkey-mate sounds made me throw up a little - then santos' removal made everything a little better - hahaha - What a show!!!! Too funny!!!
Love you, Jimmy Kimmel ❤😊
How dare you make me hear those noises Trump made. I'm suing for pain and suffering
When I first heard that GS was being called out and roasted for how often he lies, I thought "is this guy competing with Trump for the longest Pinocchio nose?!".🤦♂🤷♂😂
Now I know how Stormy Daniels felt after watching that Trump montage
😍🤮💀
I seen a sign that said "my dad is here for GB, I'm here for Taylor and Simone " with a picture of each brilliant women!!❤
AND HE'S STILL ANGRY!
Goodbye, George Santos. Many will miss your comedic value.
I hate the guy but George Santos did great service to the talkshows 😂
Wow just wow!!!!
These Elf reminders are life savers lol - thanks, Jimmy!
I'm gonna need therapy after that Trump weightlifting compilation 🤮
Makes a great car alarm, tho👉🎯
Just skip over it. That's what I do. It was minimally funny the first 30 seconds he ever did it, but now it's just annoying and pathetic.
Lol for once trump tells the truth, eating too much.😅
That was a Good One Jimmy
The most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen in my entire existence. No wander why the world was laughing at us.
"OMG"
tRump is NUTS 😵😵
VOTE BLUE 🇺🇸🇺🇸💙
He's not nuts, calling him nuts devalues the depth of his lies. He is sane and sound, he knows exactly what he's doing. The only difference, a lot less people are believing his lies now.