Fighting, Threats & Kidney Punches in Congress, Trump Compared to Hitler & a NEW Judge James
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- Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2023
- The annual list of popular animal names has been released, President Joe Biden and Chinese President Xi met in San Francisco, President Biden weighed in on people comparing Trump to Hitler, new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson is in a bit of a pickle over a bipartisan deal he made to the keep the government running, former MMA fighter and current Senator Mark Wayne Mullin is making the most of his recent fame, a wrestling match broke out at the Warriors-Timberwolves game last night, and Jimmy hears a real case from small claims court in a new edition of Judge James.
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As someone who lives in Oklahoma, I can't wait to vote against Mullin. What an embarrassment to the state and the entire country.
don't know ifn youz real but 👍🏻⭐⭐⭐⭐🌟
Sadly it’s Oklahoma and they probably love him.
Lol, no one loves Mullin in OK, I promise. He's gonna have to fight us all.
Retired Teacher here 37 years, 31 years at the Preschool level! They need a Time Out chair or two in Congress! In my Professional Opinion! And FYI, Bernie Sanders would have made an excellent TEACHER! 🧑🏫🧑💻🧑🎓🧑🎓📗📚📘🇩🇪🇨🇭🇺🇸💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
The fact that he’s willing to bite someone in a fight tells me he has zero honor!
A Senator challenging someone to a fight during a Senate hearing should be grounds for censure.
The only college dropout in the Senate.
And then Mullins goes live on t.v. to try and justify the confrontation. Pathetic
Should be grounds for dismissal.
Heel spurs, college dropout, the most the most 🎖️ Tupperware, maga Kevvy, matty Bobo, Maggie, GYN J, Homer just to name a few - what a 🤡 show
That would start a cycle of back and forth tit for tat.... Republicans always hit back when they are being held accountable.
I still can't, after enduring all of this the last 8 years, still can't believe these people are senators and congresspeople.
Frightening
And they're getting worse, the r's send a worse batch each and every election, and they all grovel for drumpf's approval.
You can dress up your gorilla and send him to DC, but you can't get him to behave like a US Senator.
Touche'
Does anybody else remember when the Senate was the more respectable Upper Chamber, with wise minds who were more deliberate and less political? When decorum meant something? When everyone assumed that everyone else had the best intentions for our democracy? I think it's sickening what it's become.
@@beenaplumber8379 You should check out this movie from the 90s called Idiocracy
Well said. 👌
gorillas dont behave like this.
They had the luxury of 8 months of vacation and they're angry that food they proclaimed was no good has been cleaned out? They should have been charged for cleaning fees!
" Uniting people is one of the most divisive things you can do in this country" ... well that is gold.
He’s only got himself to blame for putting himself in this position in the first place. But, why is he getting all the blame for this mess? We’re talking about someone who was the most powerful individual in the world only half a dozen years ago. What is the end goal planned for him? Is it jail? Or is it worse?
In whose advantage is it when he’s left destitute because of these court cases and isn’t able to make comeback and challenge the opposition’s preferred candidates from within their own circle? Who benefits when he completely loses his marbles and ends up in a mental institution? Who gains from him essentially not existing? Who is stepping away from any responsibility right now so when it goes wrong for him as planned they can say ‘don’t look at us, this wasn’t our fault’?
By continuing to elect these clowns, their constituents show that this wretched, immature behavior is acceptable. What a damn shame!
Speaking as an Ohioan where we have to suffer from the embarrassment that is Jim Jordan, gerrymandering has created a no win situation.
Then, he went on a press tour to tell Oklahomans that they should be okay with his behavior.
As a Missourian, we the chicken hawk Josh Hawley. Perhaps you've seen a meme...
We get what we vote for, most of the time anyway. Trump lost the popular vote in the 2016 Presidential election by over 3 million.
You can afford an eight month honeymoon but you’re suing over $700 worth of expired food you explicitly said they could eat? These people are freaks
And there’s no way that food was worth $700. This would have been even before inflation kicked in. Madness.
Obviously it was a frikn gag, sheesh. Chillax already 🙄
Well said! Husband had the personality of paint drying...😆🤣
@@purdyboi8078 They were good at being horrible and uptight weirdos. I would be super impressed if they were acting that believably freaky.
@@purdyboi8078 It's cute that you think you just did anything but admit that you have no idea what a freak-show civil court is.
Republicans: "How dare Mike Johnson use his power in Congress to help keep the Government running! "
How dare they compromise and work together just to keep the government open for 9 more weeks
Still a more qualified judge than Cannon.
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Please make Judge James a weekly thing. I think we all need it to balance out all 91 felony charges and now Santos' charges.
Bernie was the parent trying to break up the sibling fight
Bernie is USA poppop anyways
Bernie is the one who won that round.
Because let’s be honest, thanks to all the publicity on this incident, the entire world saw MAGA Mullins get scolded and sit his butt down like a little school boy when Bernie raised his voice.
We could have had Bernie.
You get what you vote for.
and he was seriously thinking "why didn´t we abort Mark when it was still legal"
@@kitcoffey7194Amen. He has more sense than all the rest of them combined.
Anyone who thinks they can take on a Teamster clearly doesn't understand what Teamsters are in reality.
Yup!😂
An awesome Line I heard yesterday was “you never fight ‘A’ teamster. You better be ready for that third fist come in from somewhere because it’s going to” 😂🤣
He would have been up for a reality check, for sure. Real genuine tough guys don't try to pick random fights to prove how tough they are, they don't need to do that. They already know that they can take care of business should it come to that.
Did we ever find Jimmy Hoffa?
@@terrimitchell5616 He's hanging out with a bunch of other dudes that thought they could take on the Teamsters. The concrete keeps him warm.
@@terrimitchell5616 they bury their own
I need more Judge James in my life.
Signs of a psychopath
• behavior that conflicts with all social norms.
• disregarding or violating the rights of others.
• incapable to distinguish between right and wrong.
• extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy.
• tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner.
• extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others.
• no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions.
It feels like this country has Stockholm syndrome.
@@bsadewitz if you're an old school Republican you do, everyone else is labeled as having Trump Derangement Syndrome. (TDS)
Are you talking about Biden?
@@CeaselesslyAmazedWhat do you think?
Congratulations to Jimmy. He's hosting the Oscars next year.
The only time Donald Trump read anything is what Stephen Miller puts in the teleprompter for him at his cult sessions.
And Steve Bannon.
and he loved the nightly bedtime story by Miller reading from "Mein Kampf"
The fact Jimmy is more reasonable than most members in congress is terrifying
Hasn't he always been more reasonable..?
100%
and Smarter too.
I’m inclined to believe former MMA fighter Mullin has ‘roid rage like Greene.
I’ve been saying the same thing about both of them. They both have so much pent up rage. I would bet money that they both use ‘roids…
Yeeeeah
I wish Jimmy made this judge segment a more common occurrence
I have so many questions about that mock court case. Let's begin. Number one: How the heck can you afford to go on an 8 month honeymoon And still be so cheap you're worried about a chip clip. Number two: Who takes pictures of everything before they leave? Worst roommates ever is my guess. And finally: Who was that lady in the back?
She was the lady who got punched in the face by Brie Larson in Captain Marvel. If you watched the video, you'd know that already.
@@christopherporter2459 12:30 That old lady lost it when Judge James said he was going to go to his chambers and...go to his chambers
@@christopherporter2459 ha ha ha ha ha
"Most amazin' thang I ever saw ... I tuned in to the hockey game on ESPN and in the middle of it, a Congressional hearing broke out!"
Much love,respect, and appreciation for Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew! 💙
I can’t with those honeymooners. Leaving for 8 months and being mad that they got rid of stuff with ants in it? I can’t even.
I wouldn't mess with a teamsters president. He has intelligent people backing him.
Right? He won't forget that.
We’re all intelligent next to Mullin
Isn't there a saying that you never fight A teamster?
Who trump
He has smart ppl behind him and dim ones, the kind that “get jobs done”. Teamsters are a brotherhood not to be trifled with
If you’re having to BITE somebody in a fight, you are definitely not winning in that fight🤫🤦🏻🤣🤣🤣
Mullin thinks that his teeth imbedded in the knuckles of some guy's fist is biting an opponent.
@@stratostatic Phlook ma teess a´e shhtill bi´n his ´nugglss ^^
Yeah it's either a last ditch desperate effort , or something done at the anger of losing lol
(Unless you're Australian fighting off an alligator 😂)
@@egrace3738 LMAFO why did I read that comment with an Australian accent in my head?🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Judge James Kimmel & Guillermo as bailiff. That's something to watch! 👨⚖️
Why are judges the only who get chambers?
@@mechez774Because they are the ones who have to take on all that💩😁
@@troyallen8223 I think that's deep. But I still don't get the subtleties of what that means. It's . . . what is 'all that'. I feel like I know, but it would be nice to have some specific guidance. . . I have so much more thought on how to listen, and learn, but I think I'm out for tonight.
@@adipsous Chambers at one time we're portable toilets.A place where something is held. Can be small, large,private, or public place where meetings are held as well... But in this case it was toilets
@@adipsous The next time you need a hand in this I'll just take it for granted and hold you to nothing
The look on that kid's face... 😂
Too cute.😳 🤣
😂😂😂😂
It was a 100% staged reaction.
we owe the anger in government to trump and his associates
Absolutely! He's the root cause. Noticed how it's infecting the GOP/Republican severely. No Democrat is not behaving so shamelessly.
Yah and about everything else including the deficit so him and his wealthy millionaires & corporations can operate basically tax free.
Absolutely.
Add incompetence,
Conspirators
Looney circus circuit
Hypocritical finger pointing
ETC...
No, there was always anger. Trump just brought their true personalities to the surface.
Trump reads the speeches and emphasizes the words and phrases Stephen Miller is feeding him.
You could be on to something .
How has Stephen Miller not been cursed by Glinda the good witch yet?
S. Miller is *Trump's Goebbels
That's Right Not Only Miller. This Is What Happened When A Person Lacks A 🧠😊
And Steve Bannon.
Judge James should be a show.... I would definitely tune in
Trump is not coming up with these talking points all on his own. He memorized that book of Hitlers speeches. That is probably the only book Trump ever studied. That was Trump's equivalent to the Gideon Bible in the drawer by his bed. He probably wore it out, studying it.
Steve Miller probably wrote the script.
He doesn't study. Steve Bannon and others write the words, Trump brings the emotion.
He learned his whole schtick from Steve Bannon. It's an adaptation of EU right-wing populist strategy.
Google Sweden Democrats, Austrian Freedom Party, Golden Dawn
Trump's late ex-wife Ivana told her lawyer "that from time to time her husband reads a book of Hitler's collected speeches, My New Order, which he keeps in a cabinet by his bed ... Hitler's speeches."
He must have learned that on Netflix 😂😂😂
We need more episodes of the judge kimmel.😎👍
I'd watch "Judge James" every day! 😂
Jimmy is a better judge than Clearence ThomAss.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
No more MMA fighters or old football coaches or actors running our government after this is all over please
Don't forget failed business owners.
Every judge should have a bailiff sidekick that interjects comments during trial.
the verdict is in: that court sketch is a winner!
I was screaming "Old Lady Skrull who fights Capt Marvel" like a huge geek!
And the teamster gave him a Jimmy Hoffa smile back.
P.S. Being apeppered is very painful, especially in the creases.
Big difference between a country cowboy and someone who goes face to face with underworld types.
Brilliant. Kimmel's on top of late night as usual
Really? I love JK, but this episode was weak AF. That Judge James skit was just lame -- HIs writers really struggled with this one.
Seth was on fire tonight!
On top, lol
I want a Judge James series ASAP 😂😂😂😂
Good job Judge James 💯
If judge James ruled on any trump case we'd be partying for 4 yrs straight then more when the traitor passes in prison
Peter and Paul prayed in prison, and an earthquake opened the doors of the prison for them.
Funny thing is. There's no Trump case. Four years of Trump 2024..letssss goooo
@@newrose24russian troll 🧌
@@Kodakcompactdisc Russian troll. Typical response
@@KodakcompactdiscChinese gremlin
That's great that Senator Mullins stated in the interview that he bites and that he will bite anywhere on the body, but I think speaker Johnson, now knowing that Mullins is a biter, should require Mullins to wear a muzzle during all senate hearings, otherwise speaker Johnson could face a lawsuit if Mullins should bite again.
This comment is almost as LAME as the Judge James skit. This wasn't JK's writers strongest episode and probably not your best comment either. lol. While the House and Senate make up the US Congress, these are two very distinct institutions/chambers -- Speaker Johnson has no authority over a US Senator and vice versa.
I despise both of those scumbags, almost as much as I dislike people who comment on social media just because they can -- Even if it makes no sense whatsoever.
@@Jase-Ldude relax. I had the same thought you did about Mullin and Johnson not having anything to do with one another, but you didn't have to be such a stiff about it.
👏👏
Clip it bruh, please!!😂😂😂😂 Jimmy, SOOOO FUNNY!! I ❤ that episode, thank you!!👍
When I saw Guillermo's gun location, I lost it 😂😂
Jimmy is the best dressed talk show host - period!
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. You rock Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👍
I got my dalmatian in 2006 and I named him Snoopy. (Yes I’m aware of that he’s a beagle). And my Mainecoon, named Woodstock. ❤
I have always compared Trump to Fascist Benito Mussolini
(even before he turned to politics their physicality was spot on)
Watch old newsreels of Fascist rallies c 1930s
(yes, without doubt this is where DT got his inspiration)
look at the smug facial expressions, the body language, the cultist followers, the bloated fugure & crossed arms- that's Trumps courtroom demeanor as well
When I was a kid, the popular dog name was King 👑
You DON’T challenge the Head of Teamsters. That guy has a death wish.
Judge James has a real Night Court vibe. Maybe a magic trick or two?
The Plaintiffs in this case were insanely unreasonable. They were gone for 8 months, and they told the new folks to eat anything they wanted from that pantry. Also: in what world is one and one half square feet of Walmart purchased, plastic bottled spices worth $750? Those two are looney!
No….mullet would have gotta his clock cleaned
Wishing you a pleasant evening
American historians: *sees Congress breaking down into fistfights* 1850s, 2020s….put on a helmet America!
*_Thanks for the uploads!_* 💚
*Cheers 🍻 from México!*
🌮 🥁 🌯 🎤 ⛱️ 😎 🥂 🤘🏽 🇲🇽
What I want to know is, "where did Jimmy get that shirt?" That collar stayed put all night and did not budge. I need a shirt like that!
8 months isn't a honeymoon, that's just moving.
Passed away @11:01. Most important Kimmel moment ‘23. Truly a blessing.
Thank you darling. ⚰️
Cousin Sal with the "Objection" Brilliant 😂😂😂
You should become a TV judge. If Steve Harvey did it without a law degree, you can too!
Hey Tim Burchette, my daddy told me a long time ago "If someone wants to sucker punch you bad enough, there's nothing you can do about it". /s 🤣🤣🤣
7 MONTH honeymoon?? WTAF?! Who and how and in what world can anyone afford that?
Apparently by having a whole bunch of roommates.
@@costanzafaustand playing landlord and dragging them to court for nothing. 8 months is a long time to go through some measley spices. Plaintiff is cheap and petty AF.
Talking about the high school lunchroom argument between the congressman and the teamster. UNION YES
More like the 6th graders lunchroom, maybe middle school.
I just said godbye to my dog Charlie a couple months ago…. He was a great dog
I'm sorry😢
One of his biographers said he has Mein Kampf
First wife Ivana, mentioned he kept that book on nightstand for years.
Omg I would watch a thousand seasons of judge James. Pleaseeeee do more
"Florida Boy can't contain his statelyhood"
I love your show ! The best
I would totally watch Judge James!
Since Jimmy Kimmel's monologues and gag bits are so good I have decided to create his own "Jimmy Kimmel" saved videos category rather than just "Funny @$$ Sh*t"
I am LOVING "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live"!!!
You got a great demeanour as Judge
Judge James for SCOTUS!
The court seen is straight on
“Markwayne Mullin” is definitely a serial killer name…
I mean look at this name 😂😂
Bitey Mullins
Another white guy that claims he's Native American..
@@mechez774 yep, biting off more than he can chew by taking on teamsters.
@@carlyar5281biting off more than he can chew taking on an 8th grader..because at that point in life most 8th grade boys are taller then markymark.
Candidate for the next "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel" segment:
That video with the kid running and a woman shouting, "What do you have there?"
"A knife!"
"NO!"
My dog's name is Bugaboo. Buggy for short. 😊
🐛
@@d.b.1176 😁
@@toriwisdom8385I have a cat named Carlos, he's very skinny, his nickname is Cardboard.
@@kittikins1 haha cute!
Mullin: My dad's bigger than your dad!
O'Brien: no he's not. My dad's bigger than your dad!
Muliin: wanna fight about it?
O'Brien : Yeah!
Mullin : Yeah!
Sanders: if you two don't stop it I'm gonna put you on the naughty step.
Loved judge james and his bailiff 😂
What a mess of a world
Yes , sad. I hope we can get up and fix it .
Thank you
Being gone 8 months after saying you can pretty much have your way in the kitchen is not worth suing anyone over for... And if there is nothing good in there, then thank the people for cleaning out your cabinets and move on. Maybe get somethings you actually need and use in there.
To think that Markwayne Mullin is from the same state Oklahoma, that gave us the Wonderful Reba! Wow!
That kid face😮😂😅 hes so cute 🥺🥰 This is why I love kids. I can't wait to be a future parent❤
It's wonderful and horrible 😅 good luck
Good afternoon all you Kimmel Fans!! 😊
How much they pay u??
Sup bruh! I had a bit to show jimmy I found his long lost twin
I don't think senator tough guy would last long in a non congressional fight
I so needed this😂
What a statesman. Oklahoma!
Mullin is another example of a rich dude buying his way into election, he's just some guy who went to college then dropped out, started his own businesses and got rich. He is "the only currently serving senator without at least a bachelor's degree."
And he had 3 MMA fights, which he won, but that doesn't really say anything, I'm pretty sure the Teamsters have impressive fighting tactics of individuals give them trouble.
I took my cat to the vet for the first time. She said it Needed a name, call it something. So I did.
Judge James & Officer Guillermo! Great combination!😂
You are guilty of funniest Judge James Skit Ever
Mullens is like 4'7" even I'm taller then him and I wouldn't use a step stool to look like a big boy.
Thanks for the laugh... and cheers from overseas!
And never forget - vote blue!💙💙
Lmao! The people’s court parody 🤣🤣 my favorite court show. But hopefully they really start a show on judge James I would watch it lol
I agree with you on every point. I appreciate your honesty. I too love your voice and sense of humor. You are always willing to try things and show them even if they turn out wonky. Thanks very much for this video. 👏