Trump Pushes to Delay Jan 6th Trial, Ted Cruz’s New Book & People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2023 Revealed!

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  • Опубликовано: 6 ноя 2023
  • There were local elections in 31 states today, future incarceree Donald Trump is leading President Biden according to a new poll, Republicans in the house are playing chicken with the budget again, Trump is trying to delay his January 6th trial, the third Republican debate is happening in Miami tomorrow, Ron DeSantis is determined to break away from the pack, King Charles delivered the first “King’s Speech” in 72 years, Ted Cruz has a new book, and we reveal People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2023 using Proto Hologram technology!
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  • @teresalapier9354
    @teresalapier9354 6 месяцев назад +38

    Delay Hole?? Another incredible new nickname for the Mango Musilini?

  • @tech-nomadic5218
    @tech-nomadic5218 6 месяцев назад +84

    " 5 non-viable candidates will assemble on-stage for... no reason at all" has me freaking dying.

    • @jcbjcb2
      @jcbjcb2 6 месяцев назад

      2028

    • @heinleinreader
      @heinleinreader 6 месяцев назад +3

      The one that did bother me was when he compared them all to Hawkeye. I like Hawkeye.

    • @goodtroublemaker143
      @goodtroublemaker143 6 месяцев назад +3

      I mean, there was some pretty funny video.

  • @Suehuskins
    @Suehuskins 6 месяцев назад +93

    When does Teddy Cruz work. Podcast, vacations, book writing and watching Princess Bride 100’s of times? Fire him 🤡

    • @jerushamaxwell281
      @jerushamaxwell281 6 месяцев назад +7

      He must be crushing on Jean Ferre, who appeared in that movie as a friendly giant. His pro wrestling handle was The Giant, and he died from gigantism syndrome. RIP, Jean.

    • @MikeF-90909
      @MikeF-90909 6 месяцев назад

      Republicans DO NO WORK. Haven't you been paying attention?? 😊

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads 6 месяцев назад +14

      WORK??? C’mon, he’s a Republican.

    • @Dirtymacked
      @Dirtymacked 6 месяцев назад

      When does Biden work? There’s like a two hour period in the middle of the day - 3 days a week that he’s actually “working” and not at one of his vacation homes.
      Y’all are so brain washed it’s sickening

    • @29maurice
      @29maurice 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@jerushamaxwell281 There is no Jean here. Le Géant ferré (the iron giant) is a nickname. (Real name André René Roussimoff). Known as André The Giant. Have you heard of Google?

  • @toryhyde9306
    @toryhyde9306 6 месяцев назад +34

    Ted Cruz’ book should’ve been called “Asleep”

    • @SceneWins
      @SceneWins 14 дней назад

      It pretty much is. Thats what normal people call “unwoke”

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 6 месяцев назад +105

    Thanks Jimmy, Guillermo and the entire crew! 🤗

  • @thomasd4738
    @thomasd4738 6 месяцев назад +22

    Uploaded only 3 minutes, already 3k views. Now that's a loyal audience!

    • @rinzaghi2057
      @rinzaghi2057 6 месяцев назад +6

      And insomniacs

    • @jewdy8915
      @jewdy8915 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@rinzaghi2057it’s 8PM in Alaska…

    • @MaidenHelll
      @MaidenHelll 6 месяцев назад +1

      And bored

  • @Lupin788
    @Lupin788 6 месяцев назад +131

    This was actually a fun audience participation game. People Magazine should do this every year.

    • @ahmedbanaga8185
      @ahmedbanaga8185 6 месяцев назад +9

      They used to announce it every year on the stephen colbert show, but i think because they are taking a break this week, they moved to Jimmy

    • @stevecarson4162
      @stevecarson4162 6 месяцев назад +10

      They should be honest and call it "Sexiest AMERICAN man" when they don't even look anywhere else.

    • @outofegypt1970
      @outofegypt1970 6 месяцев назад +8

      nobody in the audience knew how to play the game. Is he bilingual? sheesh.

    • @ahmedbanaga8185
      @ahmedbanaga8185 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@outofegypt1970 all of them had their own image in their heads so they went of on that lol

    • @bridgethaines7127
      @bridgethaines7127 6 месяцев назад

      @@stevecarson4162 Idris Elba, David Beckham, Mel Gibson, Sean Connery, Chris Hemsworth, Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Jackman, Jude Law? Wanna try that again?

  • @celiamirabal8678
    @celiamirabal8678 6 месяцев назад +34

    Jimmy is hilarious, love that man

  • @simongregg1364
    @simongregg1364 6 месяцев назад +12

    Be fair. The $45m hat is a hand-me-down.

    • @msoperator510
      @msoperator510 6 месяцев назад +2

      Still a pompass outfit

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 6 месяцев назад +3

      Still a beyond ridiculous institution

    • @simongregg1364
      @simongregg1364 6 месяцев назад

      Compared to what?
      The sort of system which gets you tossers like Trump? I would have preferred it if Charlie had been passed over in favour of Wills, but even he is better than some other heads of state.@@lenawagenfuehr53

  • @user-md4di6yg2p
    @user-md4di6yg2p 6 месяцев назад +398

    They should hold the trial on January 6th... y'know...just for the fun of it. Like rubbing the ex-"president's" nose in it!

    • @casscart1
      @casscart1 6 месяцев назад +20

      Agreed!!

    • @tiffanyshanley1419
      @tiffanyshanley1419 6 месяцев назад +10

      And by "it" you mean someone's boot right?

    • @DR.Poncho-dx4zr
      @DR.Poncho-dx4zr 6 месяцев назад +28

      He should be sentenced on January 6th, that way it would all come full circle.

    • @HH-gv8mx
      @HH-gv8mx 6 месяцев назад +6

      One of the insurrectionists who was at the January 6 capital, stealing bottles of wine, and helping break into the representatives offices, got indicted for her crimes. But while waiting for her court case on the anniversary of January 6, she got into a car after drinking and killed the people in the other car.

    • @itsknotmagic
      @itsknotmagic 6 месяцев назад +9

      Sentencing on election day

  • @Serpe10
    @Serpe10 6 месяцев назад +90

    Jimmy, you are one of the bright spots of my day! ❤️😂❤️

    • @propertypros3187
      @propertypros3187 6 месяцев назад +1

      Obviously, you live in a cave without sunshine.

    • @ChunkyLover53atAOL-com
      @ChunkyLover53atAOL-com 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@propertypros3187 You could have just said anywhere without sunshine, but okay.

    • @kittikins1
      @kittikins1 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@propertypros3187but here you are..watching and commenting. Ha ha ha😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Minifiguresandstuff
    @Minifiguresandstuff 6 месяцев назад +126

    Jimmy Kimmel is the best late night host on right now! Thank you jimmy!

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 6 месяцев назад +14

      Im from the Netherlands. And for me its the best morning show. It just got on RUclips at 6 am. 😃

    • @juniorstarks7494
      @juniorstarks7494 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@jannetteberends8730GM & GN Netherlands 🇳🇱 it’s 10:00 pm here in Utah

    • @samsepiol05590
      @samsepiol05590 6 месяцев назад +8

      It’s funny how Fox puppets think Gutfeld is even though he’s not even a comedian and recycles the same 10 “guests” on his show on Fox “News” every night 😂

    • @ryanjofre
      @ryanjofre 6 месяцев назад +3

      ⁠@@jannetteberends8730Fuk all the people that call him names! He’s a damn good man and a great American. Jimmy has the courage to speak truth to power and evil. He’s a good husband and a good father and he’s sincerely funny.
      God protect Jimmy🙏🇺🇸🇮🇱

    • @jimmurphy834
      @jimmurphy834 6 месяцев назад +1

      Partially correct... he speaks for power and evil.

  • @kieraemerson9020
    @kieraemerson9020 6 месяцев назад +13

    Yeesssssss!! Love from Maine, the home of People's Sexiest Man Alive 2023!!!

  • @Mooooty
    @Mooooty 6 месяцев назад +19

    Lock Him Up🤡Lock Him Up🤡Lock Him Up🤡Lock Him Up🤡Lock Him Up🤡Lock Him Up🤡

    • @charlenemack7040
      @charlenemack7040 6 месяцев назад +2

      Are you sure you want us to lock him up🤡? LOL

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@charlenemack7040yes

  • @MiBzAn
    @MiBzAn 6 месяцев назад +3

    Dude I'm loving these "Previously" openings hahahahaa - such a great idea.

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica 6 месяцев назад +220

    how brave of Ted Cruz to name his book after the people who fell asleep reading it in the nursing home and never woke up

    • @anniehuckerby9281
      @anniehuckerby9281 6 месяцев назад +13

      😅

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder 6 месяцев назад +24

      What I love is how he is defending a guy who insulted his wife and accused his father of murdering JFK. If this doesn't make you angry but people trying to end racism makes you angry then that's a you problem.

    • @tonygeorge470
      @tonygeorge470 6 месяцев назад +5

      Unwoke, aka Asleep lol

    • @user-jq1so5vd2i
      @user-jq1so5vd2i 6 месяцев назад +1

      As opposed to the former New York Governor who got 10,000 seniors killed in Nursing homes during the pandemic??

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 6 месяцев назад +4

      Teddy wants to be president someday... but that would be a BIGGER mistake than trump.
      Please don't foist that upon us!

  • @jordanhershberger7958
    @jordanhershberger7958 6 месяцев назад +31

    I have not watched Jimmy Kimmel live in a long time good to come back finally.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 6 месяцев назад +19

    There was another book…
    Ted Cruz: Bearded Blobfish

  • @bonzrh68
    @bonzrh68 6 месяцев назад +125

    Jimmy Kimmel live is always entertaining and hilarious, i can’t go to sleep without watching his show, makes me to to sleep laughing, just love his show❤

    • @anniehuckerby9281
      @anniehuckerby9281 6 месяцев назад +5

      Me too! Never miss a night 😊

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 6 месяцев назад +7

      I catch in morning’s along with Seth and Stephen!

    • @johnny6507
      @johnny6507 6 месяцев назад +1

      Not like the glory days of Carson. Oh well, all things must pass.

    • @nadiamccall4311
      @nadiamccall4311 6 месяцев назад +3

      aw same here, kinda. He's uplifting. What better compliment is there, really?

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@jcoopes5604 I prefer Stephen and Seth, but I like Jimmy's style. Also, there is no such thing as too many jokes making fun of Republican idiots.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 6 месяцев назад +55

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show, on the air. You rock Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😉❤️👍

  • @mpressme5654
    @mpressme5654 6 месяцев назад +15

    Gotta love Doctor McDreamy...congrats to a great actor!!!

  • @jwanie366
    @jwanie366 6 месяцев назад +372

    Tonight was a pretty good one for Democrats, as they won many of the races that were expected to be competitive. I think the past few election cycles have shown that if there was one good thing Donald Trump did as President, it was motivate more people to go out and vote. Voter turnout has still been strong recently but nowhere near where it was when Donald himself was on the ballot

    • @ThrashTillDeth83
      @ThrashTillDeth83 6 месяцев назад +74

      Very true....my wife I her late 40s had never voted until Trump was on the ballot, she hates him more than I do! 😂

    • @quinnjackson9252
      @quinnjackson9252 6 месяцев назад

      Trump has done nothing but loose. I believe that if the 2024 election were held today, Democrats would perform very well. Just need to avoid a complete economic collapse.

    • @bsing2u
      @bsing2u 6 месяцев назад +61

      ​@@ThrashTillDeth83
      Ditto... and will always vote against anyone with conspiracy and dictatorship tendencies out of all levels of government

    • @tiffanyshanley1419
      @tiffanyshanley1419 6 месяцев назад

      I still want to know WHY people continue to vote for those with conspiracy and dictatorship tendencies. I just can't understand how people want to take that kind of abuse and neglect. Wtf is wrong with them? 🤦

    • @Zerolink30
      @Zerolink30 6 месяцев назад +32

      Very true, i myself never voted once in my life before the 2020 election, (I'm in my mid-30s.) Honestly i rather not continue to get involved as i am not a fan of politics, but i will vote again if tRump or any of his cronies want to continue trying to get elected as president.

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain 6 месяцев назад +90

    Ted Cruz runs a three day a week podcast and has time to write 5 books - Senators have it so rough...

    • @billthecat129
      @billthecat129 6 месяцев назад +9

      You mean Rafael

    • @Robertodette
      @Robertodette 6 месяцев назад +11

      You actually think he wrote those books himself???

    • @appletile2887
      @appletile2887 6 месяцев назад +3

      He used Melania Trump's ghost writer

    • @civil_villain
      @civil_villain 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Robertodette
      I mean, I personally don't think he's capable of doing anything himself. It's mind-bottling how he keeps getting elected...

    • @j.c.5749
      @j.c.5749 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@appletile2887Melania's ghost writer? Isn't that Michelle Obama? Wait, that was her speech writer. Sorry, my bad.

  • @kailalavender17
    @kailalavender17 6 месяцев назад +12

    I enjoy the comical late night talk shows. ❤

  • @jasonk7072
    @jasonk7072 6 месяцев назад +9

    Unwoke isn’t a word, the word is asleep.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 6 месяцев назад +149

    Ted Cruz’s book:
    ‘How To Escape To Cancun While Your Constituents Turn Into Human Popsicles’

    • @billthecat129
      @billthecat129 6 месяцев назад +7

      You mean Rafael

    • @Gigimor
      @Gigimor 6 месяцев назад +6

      Word!

    • @donaldnewman5836
      @donaldnewman5836 6 месяцев назад +5

      You can bet a lot of clowns will buy that clown book

    • @mew10521
      @mew10521 6 месяцев назад

      I'd definitely read that

    • @delphinebez3045
      @delphinebez3045 6 месяцев назад

      And NOT get away with it... 😂

  • @chaslam1945
    @chaslam1945 6 месяцев назад +13

    Jimmy is the best❤

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 6 месяцев назад +236

    Reminder: these polls calling doom and gloom for Biden are the same polls that said Hillary Clinton will be president in 2016 and Trump will, and I quote, "not make it past the preliminaries." So, yeah, TOTALLY accurate!

    • @samsepiol05590
      @samsepiol05590 6 месяцев назад +1

      Also, they only poll boomers. Notice how that “Red Wave” never came to fruition in 2022

    • @SwiftJustice
      @SwiftJustice 6 месяцев назад

      These polls are pure maga copium. Who in their right mind cares about a poll _twelve months_ before the election.

    • @quantumleaper
      @quantumleaper 6 месяцев назад

      Also, Mitt was beating Obama a year out. Any poles are totally worthless this far out. (yes I did misspell POLLS on purpose)

    • @TheAccidentalViking
      @TheAccidentalViking 6 месяцев назад +22

      They also had Ben Carson ahead by 10 points for the Republican Nomination, so take that as you will.

    • @MikeYeary
      @MikeYeary 6 месяцев назад +25

      Reminder: Don't let that make you complacent, though

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 6 месяцев назад +41

    Don’t delay! Speed up the accountability

  • @PRLIBRE_SOBERANO
    @PRLIBRE_SOBERANO 6 месяцев назад +13

    Jimmy THE BEST 🫶🏼

  • @debbiepreston5222
    @debbiepreston5222 6 месяцев назад +16

    It’s about time Patrick Dempsey won sexiest man alive! He should have won a long time ago!

    • @concordep2504
      @concordep2504 6 месяцев назад +2

      Over Chris Hemsworth???? Are you kidding????

    • @stevecarson4162
      @stevecarson4162 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@concordep2504 : Chris Hemsworth is not an American, so "People Magazine" would think that disqualifies him from "alive".....

    • @valerieherrera8516
      @valerieherrera8516 6 месяцев назад +1

      McDREAMY!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @darkchi0
      @darkchi0 6 месяцев назад +1

      I remember him as a gangly kid from the 80s. Lol, he's really grown in a lot of ways.

  • @eddiearmijo6635
    @eddiearmijo6635 6 месяцев назад +42

    trump 2024. Too Life without the Possibilty of Parole.

    • @hamelk
      @hamelk 6 месяцев назад

      Too life?

    • @blackqueen164
      @blackqueen164 6 месяцев назад

      Trumpcelllblock2024🤗

  • @musicinggp
    @musicinggp 6 месяцев назад +70

    Thanks Jimmy for bringing up the fact that cruddy cruz left his dog to die in an ice storm. That still pisses me off.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 6 месяцев назад +12

      His dog and all his constituents, a number of whom did die. And it wasn't the only time Cruz left his voters to die, either.
      Although the most interesting thing about it may be that it was Cruz's *neighbours* who turned him in for fleeing and abandoning his dog and his supporters in a crisis, demonstrating that the only people who may hate Ted more than the people who know him through the news are the ones who know him personally.

    • @kevin2400
      @kevin2400 6 месяцев назад

      That was a false story

    • @musicinggp
      @musicinggp 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@kevin2400 lol...he did leave his constituents in the cold.

    • @bonnielassise9371
      @bonnielassise9371 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@kevin2400I think his neighbors would know more than you a total stranger

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 6 месяцев назад

      @@kevin2400 all your zero evidence is very convincing, especially as there's a photo of the abandoned dog in question, taken by Cruz's neighbours, who also hate him.
      Lie better.

  • @silverhooligan1256
    @silverhooligan1256 6 месяцев назад +15

    Charles wearing the 45 million dollar hat… English royal family, what a boondoggle.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 6 месяцев назад +2

      How the Brits put up with all that pomp, and the money he gets … is beyond me!

    • @felis1672
      @felis1672 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@anthc5477 i agree but how does the USA put up with Chump

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 6 месяцев назад

      @@felis1672 US taxpayers are not mandated to pay for Trump’s lifestyle, or any other politician.

    • @felis1672
      @felis1672 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Slo-rydeyes thats true

  • @carolynturk-hu7je
    @carolynturk-hu7je 6 месяцев назад +38

    Wow, Teddy Cruz has time to write a new book, but what time does he spend connecting and doing common sense things for his constituents?

    • @user-ij1nv8be3i
      @user-ij1nv8be3i 6 месяцев назад +1

      One can invite someone to write for one, 50/50 share of the profit, takes hardly any time.

    • @tinasanders9554
      @tinasanders9554 6 месяцев назад +2

      Great comment 👌🏾

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 6 месяцев назад

      @carolynturk-hu7je
      He spends a lot of time connecting. Connecting the palm of his hand to...well... you know.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 6 месяцев назад +488

    Pollsters: Trump is beating Biden by a lot!
    anyone with a brain: Who did you ask?
    Pollsters: 9 old people who talked to us, 5 interns, and 90000 bots on Twitter

    • @KnockOut242
      @KnockOut242 6 месяцев назад +51

      That’s what I think too!

    • @thelapander
      @thelapander 6 месяцев назад +1

      How come Joe Biden said we're going to have a public option for healthcare and it never happened?

    • @sandrawilson8792
      @sandrawilson8792 6 месяцев назад +84

      ​@@thelapanderstill waiting on Trump's infrastructure are you? 😅

    • @lwhitaker4054
      @lwhitaker4054 6 месяцев назад +22

      If you read the fine print on the poll.....it looked like 1,000 people. I usually google...."how many polled on so- and- so poll".

    • @SwiftJustice
      @SwiftJustice 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@thelapanderbecause *All Republicans do is Stand in America's Way.*

  • @bmgosse
    @bmgosse 6 месяцев назад +37

    I was so frusturated with the audience while watching this. Most of them asked the dumbest questions.

  • @TheRaferaf
    @TheRaferaf 6 месяцев назад +8

    😅😅😅Ted Cruz's Unwoke? Aaahm, so he's asleep?😅😅😅 I agree.

  • @withinyouwithoutyou3
    @withinyouwithoutyou3 6 месяцев назад +14

    Omg! Pod Save America is on?! And it's all three men?!? Okaaaay, Jimmy!

  • @mrbrooklynite
    @mrbrooklynite 6 месяцев назад +4

    DelayHole LMAO 🎉🎉🎉

  • @elless4817
    @elless4817 6 месяцев назад +12

    “Ted Cruz: Asleep”
    Well at least he’s admitting it.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 6 месяцев назад +138

    Democrats and liberal policies are doing well in today's election. Keep up the momentum into next year!
    Vote Blue 💙

    • @prime2955
      @prime2955 6 месяцев назад +1

      If there's a next year. The conflict in the Middle East is going to doom the human race. Next election will be held by roaches.

    • @vicharkranti142
      @vicharkranti142 6 месяцев назад +3

      Kennedy 2024 ❤🎉

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 6 месяцев назад +10

      🗽💙🌊💙🌊🗽

    • @vicharkranti142
      @vicharkranti142 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@charlenemack7040Come on, these are Mainstream media smearing points. We all have disagreements in our families that doesn't mean anything. Listen to the guy yourself, don't read the reports or listen to the establishment mouthpieces.

    • @scott8xxx532
      @scott8xxx532 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@vicharkranti142 are the msm making that up? kennedy's family is actually endorsing him? how did you find this out and why are you the only who knows about this and why isn't kennedy's campaign team putting this important news out on social media and anywhere else they possibly can?

  • @broadwaywes
    @broadwaywes 6 месяцев назад +14

    That kid is not only an appreciator of the classics, but a leader in innovation

  • @DelightLovesMovies
    @DelightLovesMovies 6 месяцев назад +19

    "I'm proud to be called pitiful by a man who abandoned his dog in an ice storm so he could fly to Mexico.." ...haha

  • @TrubluFul
    @TrubluFul 6 месяцев назад +22

    Damn! I was hoping People would crown Gavin Newsom . Congrats to Mr. Demspey, i guess. /s

    • @fwmyeejkha22
      @fwmyeejkha22 6 месяцев назад

      🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒

  • @Lib-Tard
    @Lib-Tard 6 месяцев назад +58

    Cruz is obsessed with "woke". Everyone else has moved on.

    • @moodrider
      @moodrider 6 месяцев назад +12

      It always makes me laugh because you do hear a lot of them saying 'wake up people' So do they want us woke or not?

    • @mikeussery4583
      @mikeussery4583 6 месяцев назад +1

      Really? you force feed a nation your democratic coined term and now want to disassociate yourselves?

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 6 месяцев назад

      @@moodrider
      Don’t you know; their words mean what they want them to mean so they can freely denigrate the actual/factual meaning. They’ve made it their very own F O U R letter word. Damn those Christian values are starting to take on a mid evil kind of vibe.

    • @lindaswanson9328
      @lindaswanson9328 6 месяцев назад

      Every time they say woke, they need to do a deep dive into their own self and realize who we are as a society. We have come a long way but we still have a long road ahead of us. They are afraid of this so-called "woke" label they created. They use it like it's a weapon against libs. It's not a weapon. It's not a bad thing. It's about trying to bring all people to the table. We all have something to bring. We all want the same things. To be able to live without fear. To provide for ourselves and our families. To be happy. Is that too much to ask? Well, I don't think so. Go ahead, call me woke. I wear it like a badge of honor. And so should you.

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 6 месяцев назад

      Maybe he overslept?

  • @post1113
    @post1113 6 месяцев назад +90

    Save Democracy.
    ***Vote BIDEN and bring friends***

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 6 месяцев назад +13

      🗽💙🌊🗽

    • @mikeussery4583
      @mikeussery4583 6 месяцев назад +1

      I don't know where you live or care to. But please tell me what you do for a living if you indeed have a job. Please tell me how having 6 million refugees for us to care for is a good thing. Please tell me how crazy inflation is a good thing. How do you confuse democracy with socialism? I am an older American trying to understand the left so I am posting comments on this liberal site to try and get opinions that might help me understand a faction that makes absolutely no sense to me. I welcome your comments.

    • @kevinmax7723
      @kevinmax7723 6 месяцев назад +1

      Lol

    • @blakelyhall8191
      @blakelyhall8191 6 месяцев назад

      @@mikeussery4583how do you confuse “socialism” with Democracy? I want to take you seriously but you sound like you work for faux news.
      Regardless. It’s simple: like democracy and hate wannabe authoritarian facists? VOTE BLUE to save our country from those who hate America and want to tear it apart 💙💙💪

    • @Chicagonono
      @Chicagonono 6 месяцев назад +1

      VOTE TRUMP VOTE TRUMP VOTE TRUMP VOTE TRUMP

  • @rosemarienarcisse4756
    @rosemarienarcisse4756 6 месяцев назад +6

    Keep entertaining us Jimmy. Love you man. Blessings 👏🏽👍🏽❤️💙🤍🌸

  • @hillbillydeluxe27
    @hillbillydeluxe27 6 месяцев назад +133

    ted cruz should title his book “really, I’m not an American but actually was born in Canada”

    • @juliansmith4295
      @juliansmith4295 6 месяцев назад +44

      We don't want him in Canada either. Thank you for taking him, and you can keep Bieber as well.

    • @lawrencelampke6007
      @lawrencelampke6007 6 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@juliansmith4295I thought you guys liked us 😢

    • @jewdy8915
      @jewdy8915 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@juliansmith4295will you take back Jordan Peterson and Steven Crowder, please? You guys really aren’t sending you best…

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 6 месяцев назад +8

      Hey we gave him back before he was one. I’m from Calgary we definitely kicked him out.

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@jewdy8915to be fair his mother was in the wrong country at the wrong time. She is after all an American we were just returning to sender…..

  • @tomlakosh1833
    @tomlakosh1833 6 месяцев назад +257

    DJT’s tax reassessments should be based upon his highest inflated property valuations and then added to the disgorged ill-gotten loan profits. Those restitution amounts should have treble damages applied as punitive penalties for the rampant fraud conspiracies and multiple perjured testimonies by several Tramp Org. executives. DJT and his flying monkeys should then be banned from ever holding a business license again and referred for criminal prosecution pursuant to state and federal RICO statutes.

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 6 месяцев назад

      Revoking his business licenses in NYS is definitely the plan. 50 years of fraud is enough. Plenty of context for this: the fraud of Trump University that he already admitted to, the dismantling of his fraudulent charities and removal of any permission to create new charities in NYS. NYS is so done with this grifter. Hope other states get the message, but I guess some people like getting their pockets picked by a con artist. 🗽

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 6 месяцев назад +32

      Tell us how you REALLY feel. Lol. He told his old friend Chris Christie that he couldn't do jail. He just couldn't do it. Well, I say let's just see if he can. ☺️😃2U all!!

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 6 месяцев назад +20

      nice comment. i had to google 'treble damages', as a musician i was confused, at first...

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 6 месяцев назад +22

      Trump pays $750 in taxes ?

    • @Drew-bc7zj
      @Drew-bc7zj 6 месяцев назад +29

      Meanwhile, back here in the land of reality, Trump screams at the judge and prosecutors inside the courtroom and gets to go on his merry way. 🤷🤦

  • @lisavilleneuve2583
    @lisavilleneuve2583 6 месяцев назад +2

    If you have never seen the movie 'Can't Buy Me Love', it's a MUST!! Patrick Dempsey is wonderful. Great '80s movie

    • @mew10521
      @mew10521 6 месяцев назад

      Yes way better than Nick Cannon's remake

  • @chonwai
    @chonwai 6 месяцев назад +6

    It would be hilarious if Matt Damon came out as the sexiest man alive to piss off jimmy

    • @mew10521
      @mew10521 6 месяцев назад

      Omg!!! Yes

  • @mickeydixon7978
    @mickeydixon7978 6 месяцев назад +9

    Caleb's the mannn! He's going to be sommmething in life. Way to go bro.

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 6 месяцев назад +21

    We love your show jimmy kimmel

  • @YeanGracie
    @YeanGracie 6 месяцев назад +25

    He so deserved the title Sexy Man Alive ❤

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 6 месяцев назад +1

      I never heard ofhim,but boy he's too handsome. argh

    • @mista2621
      @mista2621 6 месяцев назад

      @@jimmythebold589 Was a popular actor in the 80s 'Cant buy me Love , Loverboy , Meatballs and Meatballs 3 and a host of others

    • @DeanStrickson
      @DeanStrickson 6 месяцев назад +1

      It’s weird. I remember him as the dork in Can’t Buy Me Love but he seems to get more handsome the older he gets. I’m the same age and I’m a complete physical disaster. It’s not fair!

    • @stevecarson4162
      @stevecarson4162 6 месяцев назад +4

      It's just insulting to call their pick "Sexiest Man *Alive"* when they only look at American men. They must be afraid of the competition -- of which there is PLENTY.

    • @tambetott626
      @tambetott626 6 месяцев назад +4

      I was afraid it was going to be Matt Damon

  • @russward2612
    @russward2612 6 месяцев назад +4

    I love how the yes or no questions went out of the window.

  • @peace4myheart
    @peace4myheart 6 месяцев назад +14

    That sexiest man alive revealing with questions from the audience was fun.

    • @msoperator510
      @msoperator510 6 месяцев назад +1

      Fun yes. But Dempsey sexy... um NO!

  • @dsomething5334
    @dsomething5334 6 месяцев назад +5

    Patrick Dempsey? Not mad at that. At all 😊

  • @ralphcolerick4939
    @ralphcolerick4939 6 месяцев назад +13

    It's good to be the king Mel Brooks

    • @Foxtrot1967
      @Foxtrot1967 6 месяцев назад

      ......which JK is certainly NOT

  • @Skarlett00
    @Skarlett00 6 месяцев назад +10

    Patrick Dempsey looks good!! ❤

  • @ThuNguyen-jy2jt
    @ThuNguyen-jy2jt 6 месяцев назад +12

    Who's watching this after a MAJOR night for democracy? 💙💙🌊🌊🗽🗽🗳🗳

  • @highflyerl23
    @highflyerl23 6 месяцев назад +4

    I met Patrick in Daytona Beach in 2009. I thought I knew him from somewhere but couldn't place him. I asked him if he went to my university in Daytona, he said no. I said "you seem familiar somehow". He smiled and walked away. I got a picture with him later that night after my tv watching friends instantly recognised him.

  • @samsepiol05590
    @samsepiol05590 6 месяцев назад +8

    Kimmel’s the man! Greg Gutfeld studies and stalks him and Seth Meyers every single night 😂

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 6 месяцев назад +3

      And Colbert.

    • @samsepiol05590
      @samsepiol05590 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@freya8133 Yup! 😂 Forgot about him

  • @user-xz8tx7di7e
    @user-xz8tx7di7e 6 месяцев назад +6

    I don't know why but Patrick Dempsey reminds me of Gavin Newsom.

    • @NiceDonkey3417
      @NiceDonkey3417 6 месяцев назад

      He looks like Charles Shaughnessy to me.

  • @dmacd7514
    @dmacd7514 6 месяцев назад +6

    Jimmy saying like it is!!!!

  • @cherylcampbell9369
    @cherylcampbell9369 6 месяцев назад +3

    Jimmy should do more Mystery Guest segments.

  • @vrvaughn
    @vrvaughn 6 месяцев назад +4

    Wow, I didn’t know Patrick Dempsey was still around…

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 6 месяцев назад +1

      Men just don't stay cancelled anymore. I expect Harvey Weinstein will be crowned sexiest monster next

  • @Cherylvirden-vb6ug
    @Cherylvirden-vb6ug 6 месяцев назад +4

    Thank you Jimmy Kimmel. You could be a Newscaster. I watch you just to keep informed of Trump latest shenanigans. And I get a good laugh on a Sad situation. .

  • @jeejee70
    @jeejee70 6 месяцев назад +20

    Please let Guillermo do all future elections

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 месяцев назад +10

    Guillermo has less of a "I voted" face there, and more an "I farted" face.

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 6 месяцев назад +4

    Ted Cruz's book should be on the "Banned Books List."

  • @amandal5545
    @amandal5545 6 месяцев назад

    Thank YOU Keith!!! OMG 😱 the questions were just 😫😫😫

  • @betweenlamppost
    @betweenlamppost 6 месяцев назад +4

    This Jimmy is simply the best!, a natural born very smart comedian.

  • @cry2love
    @cry2love 6 месяцев назад +13

    Let's let him push it till 5 years later 😂 judicial system at its best!

  • @vcdrny
    @vcdrny 6 месяцев назад +4

    No idea who that guy is. I thought it was going to be George Clooney.

    • @natalielongarini229
      @natalielongarini229 6 месяцев назад

      I thought it was going to be George Clooney too. Patrick Dempsey was on Grey's Anatomy, I think. I never got into that show but I'm pretty sure he plays "McDreamy"

  • @justinflick6802
    @justinflick6802 6 месяцев назад +5

    Wait up Just for this alert 😊

  • @davidfuentes9957
    @davidfuentes9957 6 месяцев назад +5

    2:04 was Guillermo baked? 😂

  • @rafterman3712
    @rafterman3712 6 месяцев назад +7

    unwoke. doesn't that mean asleep

  • @ToeBest
    @ToeBest 6 месяцев назад +12

    Kimmy Kimmel is the best host

  • @dm3277
    @dm3277 6 месяцев назад +2

    OMG, I have missed you, Mr. Kimmel. Good Lord those jokes were funny tonight!!! Thank you! great show! loved it! Thank you!

  • @ShellyBomb
    @ShellyBomb 6 месяцев назад +8

    Oh my gosh ... Patrick Dempsey is The Sexiest Man Alive ❤️‍🔥!!!

  • @hilsx7518
    @hilsx7518 6 месяцев назад +6

    Don’t give up your day job Ted; those that support you can’t read, and those that can, won’t.

  • @eb1138
    @eb1138 6 месяцев назад +6

    I was actually embarrassed watching King Charles

  • @lonreed9743
    @lonreed9743 6 месяцев назад +4

    Ain’t it funny how in Patrick’s early career, he stared in “Can’t buy me Love” and (can’t remember its title) a pizza delivery driver who specializes in EXTRA anchovies.

  • @alisaortiz6196
    @alisaortiz6196 6 месяцев назад +5

    Patrick Dempsey
    ...yes please❤❤❤

  • @PattySoffer
    @PattySoffer 6 месяцев назад

    Jimmy, I hope you never retire. There is nobody better.

  • @natashab3412
    @natashab3412 6 месяцев назад +3

    I'm glad " he can't hear them "
    Vote 💙

  • @DrNancyLivingCoCreatively
    @DrNancyLivingCoCreatively 6 месяцев назад +38

    Guillermo could have said DEMS won in important states. VOTE BLUE. 💙

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 6 месяцев назад +7

      They film these early afternoon, so they didn't know what happened yet.

    • @mackinacisland3825
      @mackinacisland3825 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@solvseusgood point. I always forget this is not really "live".

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox 6 месяцев назад

      I think you forgot something though, Doc. Now all we have to do is SAY we won! 😁

  • @missoula2213
    @missoula2213 6 месяцев назад +4

    My first question would have been, "Have you won before?" But, I also thought it was George Clooney.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 6 месяцев назад

      Patrick Dempsey?! What does it take to keep a man cancelled?!

  • @CatherineELevy
    @CatherineELevy 6 месяцев назад +2

    WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INTRO "JIMMY KIMMMMMMMMEEEELLLLLL!"? I LOVED IT!

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 6 месяцев назад

      Stop shouting. That was stolen from Johnny Carson

  • @NicholeStevens-im1xn
    @NicholeStevens-im1xn 6 месяцев назад +1

    That was really Fun! You need to make that a regular thing!

  • @zinachristie8052
    @zinachristie8052 6 месяцев назад +5

    You're so funny!😊

  • @aliciagreen5411
    @aliciagreen5411 6 месяцев назад +3

    I love that that older man referred to him as Taylor Swifts boyfriend 😅 me too lol
    Nick Cannon was my guess after 'many' too 😂

  • @jonfmcdropout
    @jonfmcdropout 6 месяцев назад +2

    when I think, "sexiest man alive" I always think, "who? oh, i guess, i mean... who is that, again?"

  • @waheedamohammed6989
    @waheedamohammed6989 6 месяцев назад +2

    Jimmy Kimmel is the sexiest man alive ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👏👏👏👏👏

  • @walterfristoe4643
    @walterfristoe4643 6 месяцев назад +6

    I refuse to read Ted Crude's book! 🤮 💩

  • @OneAdam12Adam
    @OneAdam12Adam 6 месяцев назад +333

    Trump is just as old as Biden. I don't understand why people think it's funny to claim Biden is even close to Trump senility

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 6 месяцев назад +26

      It is disgusting that those are your only two choices yet again!

    • @PaulUttermohlen-NewHomesGuide
      @PaulUttermohlen-NewHomesGuide 6 месяцев назад

      But with Biden you get a well-honed, experienced team of professionals and a VP who can step up if needed. With Trump, noone with any self respect would serve in his cabinet or administration without risking prison time.... @@lenawagenfuehr53

    • @mlbrooks4066
      @mlbrooks4066 6 месяцев назад

      So vote for the one with the best VP. Biden wins again.@@lenawagenfuehr53

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 6 месяцев назад +45

      Trump’s Alzheimers is beginning to show.

    • @Acccountable
      @Acccountable 6 месяцев назад +2

      Trump isn't a murderer, Biden is, that's the difference, you need detail pal.

  • @kathyfitzgerald7286
    @kathyfitzgerald7286 6 месяцев назад +2

    Wow! Patrick Dempsey is even better looking in his " old age."

  • @roberthendren
    @roberthendren 6 месяцев назад

    And always gives me a smile to see you walk out on the stage

  • @izi5150
    @izi5150 6 месяцев назад +7

    Those people selected to ask questions were so irritating. They asked some of the most dumbest questions. Especially the questions about pressure in the bedroom and being sexier than Kimmel. Not to mention the fact that they immediately said he was an actor and they still asked if it was the bachelor or Travis Kelce.