Trump Puts on an Insane Show in Vegas, Santos Charges are Piling Up & Pence Drops Out
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- Опубликовано: 4 июн 2024
- Flava Flav delivered a beautiful ode to our United States of America in Milwaukee last night, Mike Pence announced the suspension of his campaign for President in Las Vegas, Donald Trump had a lot to say over the weekend despite a federal judge reinstating his gag order, he unloaded some very self-unaware comments in Vegas, we slowed him down for a new edition of Drunk Donald Trump, Ben Carson gave his stamp of approval to Donny’s campaign, and we speak to Congressman George Santos about possibly being expelled.
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That Santos piece at the end was too funny. Lol. That actor looks so much like him, and plays him perfectly.
His timing is perfect!
It actually is George Santos earning some extra cash.
@@kurrie3280 Haha, if this guy claims he is the REAL Santos - do we believe him? Wait...I'm confused now.
Remember when misspelling a word was enough to disqualify you for office?
Can we please go back to that?
Is potato 😂
I'd even be ok with Quale at this point 😅
Potatoe
Quayle
Or an enthusiastic yell.
😂😂Wow the Santos bits are pure gold !! I'm dying here!! Lol. Kudos to the acting and the script. Mel would be proud.
I love these George Santo skits so much! 😂
They’re as good as Mike Pillow.
The avocado flying all over is hilarious!!
They are escaping
Flavor Flav says it’s the land of the free
It was the whitest thing i ever saw 😂
Coz she was using the wrong mixer.
I didnt really get it. I thought I was missing something.
He says the wrong city name & they still cheer for him. Do they even listen to what he is saying?
Botox, the only thing Santos doesn't lie about.
Naw the fans are just there to support their team.
They hear what they want anyway.
It’s a cult, no thinking allowed….just drooling and follow…
* clapping seals
That "George Santos " skit was incredible!😂
I don’t know if you ever read these comments but I wanted to thank you for not letting up on Trump. It’s appreciated. It’s important. thank you.
only for a hack Democrat it is.
Flava flav been waiting for that moment all his life 😂😂
Hilarious videe
The actor playing Santos is spot-on with the acting and looks like him. Probably one of the best celebrity imitations I have ever seen!
Impressive.
Jimmy provides much needed comic relief💕
You go Jimmy ! Don't let up. The emperor has no clothes.
That Santos sequence was incredible. Congrats to everyone involved.
Smokescreen! Hahaha.
It was awesome . 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was very funny
Agreed! I honestly wondered was that really George or not?? Great look and impersonation!!
🤣🤣🤣 hilarious
I sure missed Jimmy for those 5 months.
I literally live for his lambasting of the Criminal Tub of Lard!! 😏🤗
The economy has crashed and we are giving 210 billion away for 2 proxy wars. And it's all because Americans are getting their political ideology from late night comedians.
It wouldn't been 5 months and would it only been 2 cause he would have taken 3 months off for vacation
The George Santos skit was priceless!!😅
It’s crazy that drunk Donald Trump makes more sense than sober Donald Trump.
He says he does not drink
Has he started drinking?
@@V8bluehe better
@@susaneva520eva9I think we have to take into account, the source of "he says"! LoL 😹😆 I hope he, actually does have an excuse for his outlandish behaviour
It's even crazier that you think either one makes sense!
From the opening bit... If you're actually using a massive stand mixer and a countertop full of crap just to make guacamole, it's time to re-evaluate your life choices and think about exactly where it was that everything started to go so badly off the rails for you. This is a task that can easily be handled with a small bowl and a fork, or if you're really ambitious, a potato masher.
😂right
Lol. 👍
😅😅💙
Maybe it’s also the fact that she probably chose a rock hard avocado because it didn’t have any blemishes.
@@MimiYuYu Ohh, I just thought it was a Mexican Jumping Avocado subspecies. 😅
Love your George Santos and the drunk trump bits. Thank you for making me laugh Mr. Kimmel, I needed that.
The economy has crashed and we are giving 210 billion away for 2 proxy wars. And it's all because Americans are getting their political ideology from late night comedians.
indeed 😊
I am thankful to youtub for carrying these gems otherwise I don't see them!
Kimmel should start calling his show the Trump show. It's getting old! Biden bumbles & stumbles every day. How about some jokes about him.
@@janmorton6729stumbling and fumbling? What’s wrong with you? Smh
I can't with the avocados flying everywhere😂And then the flavor flav singing, Trump and the golden showers, what in the world.
7:48 It is so embarrassing to be an American and see a former president acting like a disgruntled middle school student.
It's scary to be an Australian watching this stuff knowing that if that crazy person gets elected again our armed forces have to show up to any wars he starts.
What is embarrassing is that Trumpty Dumpty was elected President at all. 😅
@@vonb4050 What wars exactly did he start last time?
Because as an Australian I find watching Joe Biden to be a complete and utter embarrassment to America. You're just fooling yourselves if you think Biden is competent let alone coherent.
the santos bits are comedy gold
And he was President. What a disgrace.
Unfortunately for the nation, he occupied that seat for 4 long years, but he was never really a president. He was/is just an obnoxious pretender.
Joe Biden Is worst
That's right. I'm so happy Biden is our POTUS. Soaring inflation and 2 proxy wars worth 110 Billion dollars = $960 for every single person in America. What a disgrace.
I agree but He still did some favors to line his pockets@@HelynnHeels
The worst president in American history.
Another awesome Kimmel sequence of skits! BUT, these "Check-ins with Congressman Santos" are on a whole other level, practically the very best thing on TV right meow.
George santos needs his own reality show. Lets just follow him around and see what happens.
Santos is 35?!!! I legit thought he was much older lol
His level of extreme obliviousness is profound, surpassed only by his blatency.
Donny T should never see the light of day again.
Wow, I've never heard of the Flava Flav clock guy (I'm not American) but wouldn't it have been better for everyone if he had done a rap of The Star-Spangled Banner? This version made my ears cry.
The best part of this was the beginning with the avocado flying out of the bowl
"Mother said I couldn't run for POTUS anymore.”
Mother: "You've had enough fun in politics..its time to come home."
These santos sketches are instant classics. Brilliant.
Best Santos bit I have seen in a long time. Well done , sir!
Why would anyone dirty a heavy, awkward appliance to make guacamole? Dying here😂
Yeah they did not think that thru 😂
The avocados weren’t ripe they were hard and flew out whole! I use a masher, more control!
@@petergriffiinbirdistheword
But not as funny !😸
Flava Flav looked like a clip from 30 Rock of Tracy singing it drunk 🤣
Honestly Flava Flav's rendition was solid given his usual style. Bravo, Flav.
Pretty soon they can make a whole movie out of the Santos bit, and I'd definitely pay to watch it
The drunk Trump had me in stitches!! So funny because his monologue makes more sense if he's drunk!!
And if anyone listening to him is drunk as well...
Drunks are more coherent than Trump.
absolutely does, ahahahaha
Let’s see how if you’re laughing like that when we show up at your house. It took me all three seconds to find your address. Wonder if your wife and children will be there when we show up? The 1% will be seeing you and your family very soon.
The George Santos steadicam bits through the theatre are just awesome.
The Santos piece was hysterical !!!! GENIUS !!!
Jimmy has the best Santos impersonator 😂😂😂
He also has the best "pillow guy" impersonator......Mikey lindell.
@@LostintheTwilightZone yes! He's great 👍
It's crazy how much the guy who does the George Santos impersonation for these skits looks almost exactly like him.
The bit with George Santos casually committing heinous crimes keeps getting funnier.😂
@@user-uc9nu1yn1n
Please define corporate propagandist or stop trying to troll.
@@dozzer009 there is no point replying to them since it's an actual bot, you can sort of tell from randomly generated name. There's no real person
Also you are being trolled by late night comedians that only got hired because they will march when Larry Fink says to@@dozzer009
The actor they have playing him is doing a spectacular job. Loving it!
Lol its hilarious he just pushed someone down the stairs!
I love the Santos one shot sketch, it has really evolved!
Literally best George Santos 👌 love that guy 😂
George Santos and his lawyer walking out of the building looked like a weeble convention.
I hadn't quite placed what was wrong with that picture but I think you've nailed it.
remember when Trump said he could start acting presidential any time he wanted to? when do you reckon he's going to give it his first try? 😅😂
He thinks he is.
This is his best attempt at acting like a rational, mature adult in a position of power.
He thinks he is because, he’s delusional. 😉✌🏼💙
Were you conditioned to expect a specific demeanor from a president, influencing your vote based on those traits rather than policies? Opting for character over policy can be deceptive. The polished politeness of leaders over the past 50 years hasn’t necessarily steered the country in the right direction. Criticizing a leader for being unfiltered, yet calling out institutions and individuals, seems contradictory. It’s crucial to prioritize policy over character in voting decisions; otherwise, we risk succumbing to a form of societal conditioning.
What are his policies? He doesn’t really have any and certainly doesn’t talk about them. He only bad mouths people and talks about the stolen election. Not presidential material in my book.
@@judatyler4592 Sorry, Judy, but that isn’t what it means to be Presidential. He was a terror and and embarrassment to this nation on every level.
It's SO much easier on the eyes and ears listening to *drunk Trump.*
Thank you for that.
That Santos skit was awesome! 😂
Trump belongs back in the wrestling shows. That was a perfect fit.
Right?!?! Honestly, when I was a kid in the 80’s I had no idea that my generation would redefine what it meant to be “presidential”.
You belong on a farm with the sheep
Truly it was. He should have replaced Jack Tunney as president of the WWF😂🎉
With gym jordan
His whole campaign in 2016 and 2022 uses everything he learned in the WWE. It's a WWE campaign, and no, I'm not joking. It's a strategy that works, no brains required.
The purse full of Sweet and Lows got me 🙂
The Santos bit is a masterpiece 😜
Please note that they made sure Santos voted for Johnson before they decided to expell him !
EXACTLY!!!
This is all a game to politicians
You've had some hilarious skits, but I think the George Santos bit tonight was the best yet!
I also loved the Mike Pillow skits, especially the one in the motel room when he’s waiting for the $1,000,000 astronaut.
So he eats the shrimp that wasn’t used at the rally and he
passes out and falls on the edge of the bed and bounces
off !!!
@@opaltaberna6817 That one was hilarious, too!
I love Flav and I gotta say his rendition of the anthem had some moments. Gotta admire his performance savvy. 💯
Oh please! Keep this man as far away from any office as possible....but give him his own comedy show on NBC.
That last off key note actually made me come out in goosebumps! Then my ears shut down in protest. 🤣🤣
I LOVE the George Santos skits!
I’m on the east coast and I just sit here and wait for Jimmy Kimmels monologue to be uploaded to RUclips!
I'm in Australia and same!
West coast the same
Germany and same! ✌️
South African - Randburg
Sounds about right 😂
That santos spoof video was HYSTERICAL
That Santos bit was amazing!!!!
Flave killed it, could tell he practiced and took it seriously 😃
Gave proof to the night?
Pretty dang good.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@intomnia3313
One tiny word...
other than that,
his spirit, and voice, enthralled me. 😊
I thought he did a fabulous job.
That is a hard song to sing. I applaud him👏👏👏
Jimmy's suit cut tonight is exquisite. Best yet! Sometimes I tune in just for the intro and monologue.
One of the best openings among many great ones! Trump and his followers look more and more ridiculous with each episode.
Pretty sure Melania knew about Golden Showers long before you, Donnie.
Q: How many MAGAs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Trump just LIES and tells them "I already changed the bulb by just thinking about it", so they all stand in the dark yelling how great he is.
I like that! I'm going to steal it! 😃👍
😅😂🤣
Sadly that is just what they would do 😂
The bulb isn't burned out - Santos stole it.
Because light doesn't exist, it's a dem invention
Trump: "Melania, do you know what a golden shower is?"
Melania: "About $5,000".
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
On the streets it would be quite a bit less. But it's Melania. It costs a bit more.
@@foofourtyone Yes, but she can quote the price in five different languages.
Tooo funny
🎤
Santos stole that Lemare line from Chad Michaels on Drag Race 😂😂😂😂😂😂
James you make me laugh hysterically every single night you are on up here in Toronto 😂
I'd be ashamed to mock the person who kicked my behind. 🇺🇲💙
💙💙💙💙
Twice, at that.
Don't forget to take Bobert and MTG with him. Gotta clean up the party of all the crazies. But Mike Johnson isn't the way either.
Santos interview was so funny. The sweet n low bit cracked me up.
Awesome segment. Awesome. Thank you for the humor this evening. I think most of us need and appreciate the work you all do. Great crew and team.
Frankly....the judge should place Mr. Trump on house arrest....I bet the Secret Service could use the rest.
The average person would be thrown in jail It just shows what a 2 tiered system we have
He doesn't even deserve a mister as it is he think everyone calls him sir
In theory, that _would_ be a reasonable concession to make if the "house" he'd be confined to weren't a luxury resort with a $200,000 membership fee (and additional $14,000 annual dues), a staff under his beck-and-call under threat of deportation, and the occasional cache of highly sensitive classified documents.
No! Put Trump in one of those freezing pre Civil War jails!
@@stefanhall3219 I believe the word is .... GULAG!
Dude, the guy who plays Santos needs his own gotdamn movie 😂😂
I think Dumpy missed his calling as a comedian 😂
Trump becomes crazier by the day.
And that is an understatement😅😯
Just seeing more layers of the onion
And I didn't think that was possible!
Hard to believe aint it.
Dementia is a helluva drug.
I had forgotten about the "Golden Shower"! UGH! He can't stop himself from talking and self-incriminating! The gift that keeps on "S ...... I T T I N G"!!!!
I want my advocado to remain in the mixing bowl!😂😂😂😂
Oh my god. He even steals his jokes! That la mer joke was a Chad Michaels joke from an early season of RuPaul's Drag Race!
Ben Carson, a brain surgeon in need of a brain.
And to think Ben Carson operated on people brain
And he couldn't convincingly play a surgeon in a Matt Damon movie!
No he's not, his title is a Doctor of Somnology.
Drunk Donald is a masterpiece.
Adderall. He doesn't drink
@@schrisdellopoulos9244…and you don’t watch the videos you comment on. ✌️
He kind of makes sense drunk. lol
OK, the Drunk Chump bits are hilarious!! MORE!! May I please have some more?
He was Pencing over, for Trump 😂😂😂
That last scene with DeSantos flying off is amazing.
Instructing Donald Trump to respect a court order is like telling Lauren Boebert to keep her hands to herself.
Makes a mockery of American legal system. Scary that he still seems to be in control.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aye oh 🤣
you said that in "Neal Katyal on Trump gag order: He's a danger to the rule of law." how you get top comment twice?
I accidentally read "to keep her hands off of herself" and was intrigued and excited for a moment
Flav looks so proud of himself. Bless his little heart.
He did okay! his performance was earnest, i enjoyed it on that merit. and i'm snob music producer sort...
Why were the players moving around like they had to pee real bad?
@@jimmythebold589it would have been ok if he had acted the least bit self aware of his own struggle
So happy he respected the anthem so much he removed his cap.
Not changing one of those "home of the brave"s to something with his name in it has to be one of the greatest challenges Flavor Flav has faced in years.
... and the home of Flava Flave.
Forgive me, I am English, I never heard of you Jimmy, but funny does not begin to describe this. I loved it, Donald Trump is your Humpty Dumpty, I hope no-one can put him back together again, unless of course he is behind bars, then they can match him to his suit!! Thanks for the laughs. 👍👍
You know that crowd went nutz after flavor flav. 😂 🎶
The drunk Trump is always hilarious!
The man babbles about god knows what
He doesn’t drink. He’s faking insanity re the prison thing coming up
Really?? I think it's one of the lamest bits Jimmy does... doesn't even make sense because Trump doesn't drink.
@@rhymereason3449did you not get that it is trump acting drunk - while not drunk from drinking- because he’s old and losing it.
Getting less funny as time passes…scary!!
That was a good one on George, Jimmy 😂😂😂😂😂
The George Santos sketch was just brilliant.
Flava Flav murdered the Star Spangled Manner. Who tf thought that was a good idea?
It's amazing how the clock around-the-neck never caught on like the low rider pants.😂😅😂😆🤭
How old are you??? You don't know about the low rider pants trend??? 😐
It did for a bit, at least here in NYC
What world are we living in that one of the worst excuses for a human being (and I use that term loosely) that has ever lived still has millions of people who think he should be president of the United States?
The Trump era will be known as the golden age of financial fraud in America.
Insanity! 🧐
When you have people "yelling" at on social media telling you to wakeup and how stupid you are for not supporting trump because only he can save America........they have been brainwashed from watching faux noise and listening to RW radio......
Trump has obviously been studying Marcel Marçeau. Very dignified. Presidential material all the way.☮️🇺🇸
KEEP TEARING HIM A NEW ONE, JIMMY! YOU ARE THE BEST!
Can one of these judges finally throw all the jail time at Trump for violating these gag orders
The WEALTHY elites are protected!
No. It won't happen. You haven't figured that out yet. He's too powerful and they know it. Government is weak.
@schrisdellopoulos9244 remember AL Capone went to prison for tax evasion not racketeering
@@schrisdellopoulos9244 He only has power because people like you claim he has it.
Tell that to Harvey Weinstein @@RedPolitics1776
That Santos skit was so funny it made my eyes tear for the opposite reason it normally does when thinking about Santos. 🤣😂😂
🤣😝😂I think he has found his calling. Businessman? Strike 1
Politician? Strike 2
Great Human? Strike 3
The Trump in Vegas show, however, just had me rolling...if you think about it, his exaggerations/lies/delusions, over the top blatant insults, and these latest antics and speeches filled with all our favorite lines...he's the perfect comedian. I may still hate him but love to laugh at him.
Flav was great. That song's a tough one for anybody. So kudos to him. Better than I could have done by a long shot.
Me too
I wish it were prohibited to sing this except note for note. Lol.
I thought exactly the same thing.
I agree.
@@TheSocrateaseof the braaaaveeeee of da baraeeeeeve