Trump’s Tax Returns FINALLY Handed Over, Mar-a-Lago Beefs Up Security & Stoners Get a Pot Quiz

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2022
  • December is minutes away and the President and First Lady took part in the 100th lighting of the national Christmas Tree, parents all across the country are breaking out the old Elf on the Shelf to try and get their children to behave, Spotify released their annual musical report card “Spotify Wrapped” and Jimmy reveals what his top artists were, after Trump’s little dinner party last week they’re beefing up security at Mar-a-Lago, he continues to try and distance himself from White Supremacist Nick Fuentes, after seven years House Democrats confirmed that they are finally in possession of six years’ worth of Trump’s tax returns, Herschel Walker has been left with some explaining to do after Trump’s decision not to hold a campaign rally for him, Mike Pence is out and about promoting his book and trying out material for his new Netflix comedy special, the Senate passed a bill to protect same sex and interracial marriage, and we check in at the NuWu Cannabis Marketplace in Las Vegas to meet some of their employees and customers.
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  • @Dan-nt2yb
    @Dan-nt2yb Год назад +164

    “The 2nd time in a year that a fungus had to be removed from the White House”.
    Bravo to that writer.👏🏼😄

    • @MK-su6eg
      @MK-su6eg Год назад +2

      As pops would say, at ease, disease, there's fungus among US. and. ..... kiss my wrist,,,!!

    • @Dan-nt2yb
      @Dan-nt2yb Год назад +1

      @@MK-su6eg …😄👍🏾

    • @wisdomprepper
      @wisdomprepper Год назад +1

      It was good but I saw it coming a mile away. lol

    • @BM-ur4je
      @BM-ur4je Год назад +4

      ABSOLUTELY... although I'm inclined to call it "parasite"....instead

    • @EvanMoon
      @EvanMoon Год назад +1

      Deep truth

  • @Qssential
    @Qssential Год назад +191

    Meanwhile others are in jail for weed in different states. Sad

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 Год назад

      Yeah, those other states should wake the f up. Weed is Washington state's #3 agricultural product.

    • @greeneyedlady5580
      @greeneyedlady5580 Год назад +18

      @@jacquelinehorne6485 It isn't just sad, it's ridiculous.

    • @stc3145
      @stc3145 Год назад +2

      Use your brain and dont use drugs. Only the weak and idiots use drugs

    • @zazatv6822
      @zazatv6822 Год назад

      I live weed smoker

    • @phdonme1
      @phdonme1 Год назад +5

      Well somebody's always going to be on that in between. Of everything in life. Definitely sucks but it's on its way to not being illegal anymore. Next we need to get rid of all the billionaires.

  • @sacasanova
    @sacasanova Год назад +18

    "I try to hide out before it gets too wicked" is some damn good life advice.

  • @wirelesmike73
    @wirelesmike73 Год назад +45

    That drive-through is more clean and professional than 99.99% of the fast-food drive-throughs in this country. Veronica seems like a real sweetheart. If I lived there, I'd be happy to see her face at that window, too. Legalization across the Nation! Let's go, Dark Brandon!!! 🤣 Get it done!!! 😃

    • @brittneyhorsley4047
      @brittneyhorsley4047 Год назад +3

      It's really a top notch dispensary.. the smoke lounge is cool too

    • @vonswaego
      @vonswaego Год назад +8

      Veronika is one of my oldest friends.
      She’s a delight.

    • @trutymeproductions5478
      @trutymeproductions5478 Год назад +2

      Her smile is infectious.....I wanna go there just to see it in person

  • @coleengoodell7523
    @coleengoodell7523 Год назад +16

    I'm so dang jealous I can't stand it. Legalize Nation Wide!!!!

    • @unknownsample4801
      @unknownsample4801 Год назад

      Biden is Trying but republicans be like NO that will help people! just like them stopping student loan debt relief.

    • @TJfromEarth
      @TJfromEarth Год назад +2

      smoke one up for me, living in china i can safely say that day will probably never come haha

    • @brittanyflowerday
      @brittanyflowerday Год назад +2

      @@iccus62 Yet another reason to move to Canada.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Год назад

      @@iccus62 blaze one for me, would you?

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 Год назад +327

    “Everyone’s been doing things for me”
    Yea, like raising the kids you don’t acknowledge!

    • @greeneyedlady5580
      @greeneyedlady5580 Год назад +17

      Bingo!

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Год назад +19

      Hilarious but that's a fact..

    • @erickborling1302
      @erickborling1302 Год назад +2

      Brilliant. Now enough of this buffoon already. How ANY person allow their personality to be defined by and reinforce a negative stereotype is beyond me.

    • @Ragesomethingidk
      @Ragesomethingidk Год назад +9

      Your Name ist very fiting. 😉

    • @williamgreenfield9991
      @williamgreenfield9991 Год назад +2

      Congratulations for the savage and oh-so-well-deserved take down.

  • @CalSharp
    @CalSharp Год назад +38

    That fungus joke was killer.

  • @fluffy2517
    @fluffy2517 Год назад +50

    God bless joe 😊keep him safe and in good health for us

    • @michaelmiami
      @michaelmiami Год назад

      The best thing Biden has done is stopping Carter from being the worse president of the last 50 years. Thanks Joe!

    • @louiseasmith1336
      @louiseasmith1336 Год назад +5

      Amen.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Год назад +98

    Donnie’s attorneys spent so much time in the same courtroom they named a park bench after him. The bench sued for defamation.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад +2

      You're funny are you a comedian maybe you could write for Jimmy Kimmel

    • @adrijanacah1280
      @adrijanacah1280 Год назад

      😄😁😁😂😂😂

  • @poopsonastick13
    @poopsonastick13 Год назад +38

    That drive-through worker seems awesome ❤

    • @JennyJeong425
      @JennyJeong425 Год назад

      She's stoked because she's got a good job. People who work in dispensaries, especially pretty girls, make hundreds of dollars a day just in tips. And they don't have to deal with cranky people very often. Every time I go to a dispensary, the clientele is excited because they're getting their happy treats.

  • @robdog2231
    @robdog2231 Год назад +140

    My girlfriend and I attended the show, thank you Jimmy and crew we had a blast!

    • @jimfoster9964
      @jimfoster9964 Год назад

      wow... just announce your an idiot. bizarre

    • @richpiana6930
      @richpiana6930 Год назад +1

      How much did they pay you to attend his show? i have heard the audience is told when to laugh. American "comedy" is so lame, because they can't keep politic out of the show.

    • @dmercury292
      @dmercury292 Год назад +6

      @@richpiana6930 👈🏻❄️🐑thanks for watching.

    • @papabear3488
      @papabear3488 Год назад +11

      @@richpiana6930 the republicans don't have a sense of humor anyway so no real big loss too us anyhow...

    • @jefe2098
      @jefe2098 Год назад +2

      I wouldn't walk across the street to see that garbage he spews

  • @ianbrink9962
    @ianbrink9962 Год назад +46

    The pot shop bit reminds me of when my Dad and I would watch Letterman and he would always check in on Rupert Jee of the Hello Deli, I hope it becomes a regular thing 💚

    • @greeneyedlady5580
      @greeneyedlady5580 Год назад +6

      I miss Rupert!

    • @internetstress
      @internetstress Год назад

      This show will never be great like Letterman don't even compare the two.

    • @greeneyedlady5580
      @greeneyedlady5580 Год назад +1

      @@internetstress Letterman was good, but he also had some incredibly lame bits.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Год назад +1

      This show could be the catalyst that changes the world if they would do a segment on the 1942 USDA film *Hemp for Victory* that encouraged Americans to grow "Marihuana" to defend our country during World War II.
      The video is online at an official .gov link from the US National Archives. It became public in 1990 after 45 years of being buried under mountains of drug war lies.

  • @jakep9610
    @jakep9610 Год назад +173

    Vote Warnock for senate, Georgia 💙

    • @DippyHippie
      @DippyHippie Год назад +23

      💙

    • @annjohnson8437
      @annjohnson8437 Год назад +18

      Yes, please!!! 💙

    • @commonsense571
      @commonsense571 Год назад +12

      💙💙💙🙏

    • @growtechsystems6528
      @growtechsystems6528 Год назад

      Yes!!! Let’s vote Marxism and socialism . I’m so excited that the government will control my life and spend all my money

    • @tdrc3244
      @tdrc3244 Год назад +8

      Hershel Walker ❤

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain Год назад +25

    "Where do clouds come from?"
    My lungs, homie! That was the right answer...

  • @ChimeraZone
    @ChimeraZone Год назад +63

    It's fun to see how happy these people are to be on TV.

  • @MichaelGreen-tl8vm
    @MichaelGreen-tl8vm Год назад +8

    So nice to see young people enjoying a little pot instead of all that other deadly stuff. Kaleidoscopes - what a cool idea. Love ya Jimmy.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Год назад +91

    That is the best news I have heard lately. Sounds like DOJ is getting serious, too. Holding him accountable would be the best Christmas!

    • @bbm1077
      @bbm1077 Год назад

      it's left wing nonsense. divide and conquer.

    • @indiasuperclean6969
      @indiasuperclean6969 Год назад +1

      WOW SIRRR VERY DANGEROUS !!!! 😠 😠BUT THIS WHY IM SO LUCKY LIVE IN SUPER INDIA 🤗🇮🇳 THE CLEANEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD , WE NEVER DO SCAM AND WE GIVE RESPECT TO ALL WOMEN THEY CAN WALK SAFELY ALONE AT NIGHT AND WE HAVE CLEAN FOOD AND TOILET EVERYWHERE 🇮🇳🤗🚽, I KNOW MANY POOR PEOPLE JEALOUS WITH SUPER RICH INDIA 🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳🤗🇮🇳

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +7

      About damn time!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      How about giving presents to needy children that would be the best Christmas you need to get a grip on reality damn

    • @terwillagermcghee4148
      @terwillagermcghee4148 Год назад

      @@danmcgriff1421 oh how your tune has changed Dan Mcgrifted 😘
      Happy holydaze traitor!

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +89

    Holy crap! He finally has to release his taxes! We might finally get to find out whether he wrote Erick off as a loss!

    • @coloradocitizen6478
      @coloradocitizen6478 Год назад +3

      Funny!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      What a bunch of nosy people why don't you worry about yourself damn

    • @marionoz9980
      @marionoz9980 Год назад +3

      Yeah A total loss!!

    • @RobertBreckenridge13
      @RobertBreckenridge13 Год назад

      Republicans will still defend him come Jan. They should really just cut bait, throw him into the cement mixer, and pivot away from extremism. But that will piss off their meager base.

  • @guyincogneto8979
    @guyincogneto8979 Год назад +8

    I was totally expecting Lindell to pull up to that window.

  • @VicariousAquarius
    @VicariousAquarius Год назад +26

    Kimmel is my go-to whenever I need a laugh.

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 Год назад +379

    You know damn well 10 mins of talking with Fuentes tells you exactly who he is. Plus his vice prez nominee MTG just went through the same thing last year. "I didn't know him" is BS.

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 Год назад

      Seriously. Wasn't trump Sr. A Klan member?

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 Год назад +1

      Fuentes is disgusting period 🤢

    • @mikehersh6192
      @mikehersh6192 Год назад

      We gotta get the Bullshit before they get more security 😲😵🎄

    • @Thatdudewiththedogs
      @Thatdudewiththedogs Год назад +4

      It’s funny to me that all of these normie NPC people are now clued into who Fuentes is 😂

    • @HannibalOrJustRex
      @HannibalOrJustRex Год назад +17

      @@Thatdudewiththedogs I almost envy anyone who hasn't known who he is for the past several years. I remember him on Twitter arguing that the age of consent is too high a while back. Weird creepy guy. It does for some reason seem like a somewhat common complaint for people of his ilk though.

  • @therelaxationstation5258
    @therelaxationstation5258 Год назад +162

    They need 30 yrs of tax returns ..

    • @fpiedade9451
      @fpiedade9451 Год назад +5

      Exactly Exactly !!
      Investigation on tax return of all presidents before Trump To !
      Americans don’t like
      Discrimination !

    • @jeanponce2017
      @jeanponce2017 Год назад

      @@fpiedade9451
      For what none of them hid their return so what's to investigate? Nobody ever ran for president because they were trying to avoid tax evasion charges not counting fraud and money laundering.

    • @BurtTurbo
      @BurtTurbo Год назад +1

      @@fpiedade9451 Trump's the only president to hide his tax returns.

    • @fpiedade9451
      @fpiedade9451 Год назад

      @@BurtTurbo how you Know that ??????

    • @fpiedade9451
      @fpiedade9451 Год назад +2

      @@BurtTurbo investigation on some
      Laptop’s 💻 to

  • @papajeff5486
    @papajeff5486 Год назад +9

    AND YET, he still sits in luxury, free as a bird, frowning at this monologue.

  • @desertegle40cal
    @desertegle40cal Год назад +30

    I swear, watching these Kimmy Kimmel monologues and skits he does, they always make me smile. But THIS one, had me smiling and laughing so much my friggin face hurt!! LOVED IT!!

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica Год назад +456

    apparently they didn't tighten up security when they realized they were storing classified documents. I'm shocked. SHOCKED! Well, not at all shocked.

  • @justmyopinion9959
    @justmyopinion9959 Год назад +12

    Thats not Herschel Walker. It is Eddie Murphy doing his Buckwheat character from SNL and that is OTAY

  • @donnale3881
    @donnale3881 Год назад +8

    AJ has the most gorgeous smile, he’s adorable! That’s the happiest drive through ever!

    • @kristinhouser3886
      @kristinhouser3886 Год назад

      I was scrolling through comments just for this! I thought surely someone else already commented on AJ's cuteness ;)

  • @Flaming360Spider
    @Flaming360Spider Год назад +3

    The first guy got screwed no weed and got bubble wrap as a gift 😂

  • @XelionGraves
    @XelionGraves Год назад +196

    I wonder if, when they finally got the tax returns, if the person who got them muttered "Thanks. Was that really so hard?"

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Год назад +1

      I have a feeling the IRS sent them over directly. They actually petitioned the scotus to be able to release them this time, saying there were things that Congress really needed to see. Uh-oh. 🤔

    • @PADS62
      @PADS62 Год назад +17

      Ik right! 😅🤣

    • @chocomojo9552
      @chocomojo9552 Год назад +5

      I Hope somebody s gonna leak everything !!!

    • @4bibimimi
      @4bibimimi Год назад

      If he secluded them in his rectum, removing them could be quite painful. I'm going to go with that.

    • @pozzythump868
      @pozzythump868 Год назад +1

      That's what she said.

  • @DelightLovesMovies
    @DelightLovesMovies Год назад +37

    Jimmy and Guillermo are the best. The girl working the drive thru reminded me of Rosi Perez.

  • @theheyseed
    @theheyseed Год назад +105

    That was a long walk to Pence's play list, but I almost spit out my beer. :-)

    • @eyeruhl74
      @eyeruhl74 Год назад

      Same

    • @matthewconrad2908
      @matthewconrad2908 Год назад

      Was it an orange squirrel of spit or just spittle from the dance marathon where we first heard of Trump and knew everyone left without us...and followed "the hunginsratler" a rattlesnake with orange froth on his lips

    • @matthewconrad2908
      @matthewconrad2908 Год назад

      Use this same orange swamp algae or scum to wash or shine your car it is long lasting like petrified wood from the ice age or his wife's hair

  • @Chibastud
    @Chibastud Год назад +35

    Gees your writers and producers are top notch! Thank you as always for the laughs Jimmy K! Expat fam in Japan!

    • @The1djdave
      @The1djdave Год назад +1

      define top notch when the ratings are sinking..

  • @johnyu1750
    @johnyu1750 Год назад +129

    So doofus Don said he didn’t know Nick Fuentes? He said afterwords; “ this guy really gets me. He really gets me!” This time it’s guilt by association.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      Blah blah blah get your own life worrying about other people what's the matter with you I assume you're a grown up act like it

    • @Crazycatlady71
      @Crazycatlady71 Год назад

      He gets him because 45 is no different than Fuentes. Of course, he knows ole buddy Nick! 45 has lied all his life and he's still not good at it!

    • @MrStaybrown
      @MrStaybrown Год назад +1

      Nobody wants to have dinner with him.
      Kanye and Fuentes are the bottom of the list. .Donald is only looking for more associates to throw under the bus.

    • @trill2527
      @trill2527 Год назад

      You wish.

    • @johnyu1750
      @johnyu1750 Год назад +3

      @@MrStaybrown along with a dinner invitation you also get a subpoena

  • @scottbutler5421
    @scottbutler5421 Год назад +144

    That drive-thru skit could be it's own show

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Год назад +3

      reminds me of the Steve Allen show...

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 Год назад +8

      Yeah, that was a great bit, like Cash cab 😂

    • @mikeday2393
      @mikeday2393 Год назад +2

      I was thinking the exact same damn thing

    • @smolke2040
      @smolke2040 Год назад +3

      I agree. I just loved everyone of the drive through customers...adorable.

    • @haidarhakimable
      @haidarhakimable Год назад +1

      I'd watch every episode

  • @donaldtate3372
    @donaldtate3372 Год назад +7

    Audience, Great Job Mr. Kimmel. Just love the holiday spirit you shared with the Vegas customers🤜🏼🤛🏼👊🏼👍🏼✌🏼.

  • @radiogoodguy6287
    @radiogoodguy6287 Год назад +14

    Elf on a Shelf jokes were HILARIOUS 😂!

    • @internetstress
      @internetstress Год назад +1

      So its funny to lie and decieve children?

  • @coloradocitizen6478
    @coloradocitizen6478 Год назад +165

    Agreed about the documents and why is the media not mentioning what utter crap it is that he wouldn't have any idea someone was coming or who they were when he has secret service detail! Everyone that comes anywhere near him is checked out. Period. The amount of people that believe him is astonishing. I am not shocked and disgusted as usual.

    • @ThomasElliott-yb8gy
      @ThomasElliott-yb8gy Год назад +2

      don't be shocked, the people that still worship will never admit that they were conned. Then they would show how stupid they are.

    • @cosmicraysshotsintothelight
      @cosmicraysshotsintothelight Год назад +19

      He and they knew exactly who was coming to dinner.

    • @frankhirner5503
      @frankhirner5503 Год назад

      Let's be honest, he lives in your head. Dummy

    • @gmacka6333
      @gmacka6333 Год назад +14

      Of course he knows who Fuentes is. I can only imagine what the conversation around the dinner table was about. To be a fly on the wall, lol......(with a recording device)

    • @normacolon9618
      @normacolon9618 Год назад +7

      I.think he pinned it on kanye, when he invited.duentes himself..he wants to gather his group,.he is planning something.

  • @edwardndriskoll
    @edwardndriskoll Год назад +30

    Finally someone pulled close to the drive thru window.

    • @RobertBreckenridge13
      @RobertBreckenridge13 Год назад

      That stressed me out too! I pull up so close the dispensary drawer almost hits my car!

  • @tonilareebennettspokenword2272
    @tonilareebennettspokenword2272 Год назад +5

    Back in the Fifties, my mom told me the Felix the Cat clock on our wall was watching me whenever she wasn't home and I absolutely believed her.

  • @austin9582
    @austin9582 Год назад +35

    You had me at "Stoners get a pot quiz"

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Год назад

      Question: "What is the title of the 1942 US Department of Agriculture video that taught American farmers how to grow 'Marihuana' to defend our country during World War II?"
      Answer: *Hemp for Victory.*
      The federal license to grow Cannabis that is shown 3 minutes into the film reads, "Producer of Marihuana."
      There is an official .gov link to the video from the US National Archives, and it's on several RUclips channels.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Год назад +94

    The longest audit since time immemorial is finally over.

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 Год назад +5

      Lol yes 😄

    • @Cheyslaaa.
      @Cheyslaaa. Год назад +3

      Haha!

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Год назад +2

      and we've just started...

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 Год назад +2

      Billy Joel is on Donald Trump's playlist too......The Longest Time.

    • @RobertBreckenridge13
      @RobertBreckenridge13 Год назад +1

      I hope they can do something with the taxes before Repugs get control of the House in January, and block/stall any efforts.

  • @stebstebanesier6205
    @stebstebanesier6205 Год назад +7

    Proof positive that a drive-up window at a dispensary is a great idea.

  • @petedog9581
    @petedog9581 Год назад +7

    "I try to hide out before it get too wicked." I'm using that.

  • @AutoDIY
    @AutoDIY Год назад +242

    I hate that we ever paid for Mike’s gas

    • @vic.blaine
      @vic.blaine Год назад +28

      Mike's family owned a chain of gas stations in Indiana, Kentucky and Illinois, Keil Brothers Oil Company. They went bust in 2004, and left behind "85 contaminated sites across the three states, including underground tanks that leaked toxic chemicals into soil, streams and wells." So not only did Mike's family make plenty of money selling people gas, they left taxpayers holding the bag and paying to clean it all up. [full story, see Esquire, Charles P. Pierce, July 19, 2018]

    • @stephenmorton8017
      @stephenmorton8017 Год назад +1

      @@vic.blaine yea, that's a great example of Mike's civic responsibility.
      it's clear to me that the petrol companies feel free to gouge in democratic administrations. it's a win/win to make the dems look bad and then loosen restrictions when their boys get back in. the public is made to think the president controls the magic price lever.

    • @paulbaker847
      @paulbaker847 Год назад +1

      It wasn't his car.

    • @Repdem
      @Repdem Год назад +3

      @@vic.blaine
      I always really disliked the guy, starting with that

    • @sjelliott6660
      @sjelliott6660 Год назад

      You voted for him.

  • @camelshit446
    @camelshit446 Год назад +62

    He must be so grateful for this help! 😊
    After all, trump told us he would be HAPPY to show us his tax returns.
    He just didn't manage to do it on his own, for some reason....🤔

    • @jasonlee5651
      @jasonlee5651 Год назад

      I'd be the same way,nunya biz,I'd like to see all of "Washington 's finest" taxes,Trump's probably look great compared to some in the swamp

    • @greeneyedlady5580
      @greeneyedlady5580 Год назад +1

      @@jasonlee5651 Biden, along with every other recent President except IQ45 made his tax returns public. All elected Senators and Representatives have to file financial disclosure forms.

    • @darkcrystal438
      @darkcrystal438 Год назад

      He aaid he would release if emails were ceased.. never were.. dems upto their evil ways. Hell has a special place for todays evil dems.

    • @CosplayZine
      @CosplayZine Год назад +1

      Sure like how he inflated his property values to commit fraud and get additional loans on them.

    • @jasonlee5651
      @jasonlee5651 Год назад +3

      @@greeneyedlady5580 I'm just saying every public servant that's elected by the people should have to show how they become multi millionaires off a mere $174,000.00 salary,not possible legally unless you know what the market is gonna do before it does it, either extremely gifted or corrupt

  • @FrillyLlama
    @FrillyLlama Год назад +15

    My son asked for his elves to come back early in a letter from Santa. I have been moving elves every night for 7 months. Not just one, but ten. He is the Clarion of the Christmas spirit. It never ends. 😅

  • @freda2758
    @freda2758 Год назад +29

    Those people in the drive trhu had great smiles. The manager looked like he could be a model.

  • @borshardsd
    @borshardsd Год назад +89

    My partner has a kid and the elf on the shelf gives me heart attacks when I find it randomly throughout a dark house in the morning.

    • @wontbefooledagain9400
      @wontbefooledagain9400 Год назад +2

      Oh that’s funny! 😂

    • @elizabethsnowpaws3751
      @elizabethsnowpaws3751 Год назад +2

      Pet rock of Xmas😉

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 Год назад +2

      And neither your partner nor the kid has anything to do with it moving "randomly" around the house. Sweet dreams!

    • @borshardsd
      @borshardsd Год назад +2

      @@roberthill799 the worst is as I'm putting my contacts in, look over, and this elf is just 👀 there.
      Merry Christmas my friend!

    • @nancywutzke5392
      @nancywutzke5392 Год назад +4

      I'd light that thing on fire and toss it out the front door. There. Done!

  • @joannefitzpatrick992
    @joannefitzpatrick992 Год назад +146

    I'm surprised they were able to get enough Republicans to pass the marriage bill into law

    • @pauljudd9825
      @pauljudd9825 Год назад +1

      always the same republicans voting with the left

    • @IditaBugger
      @IditaBugger Год назад +13

      I had to listen twice to make sure I heard that right.

    • @prodemocracyseth
      @prodemocracyseth Год назад +10

      It's was mainly the Repukes that will be retiring soon I believe.

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 Год назад +6

      Me too shocked really 😳

    • @steveb796
      @steveb796 Год назад +22

      20% of them are in the closet.

  • @crimsonfucker152
    @crimsonfucker152 Год назад +15

    I honestly thought they’d have Guillermo teleport to the dispensary in his car at the end of that sketch. Would have been epic.

  • @EmpyreanLightASMR
    @EmpyreanLightASMR Год назад +10

    I don't partake but that pot quiz game was AWESOME. People are so funny. I had a massive smile on my face the entire time. Hope this becomes a regular bit.

  • @janlam01
    @janlam01 Год назад +78

    I like it when they post the monologue on RUclips before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).
    --
    It's 10:39pm ET

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Год назад +24

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗😉❤️👍

    • @Totsamiyfilin
      @Totsamiyfilin Год назад +1

      👍🥃

    • @visariosorino8034
      @visariosorino8034 Год назад +4

      @@Totsamiyfilin 😊👍

    • @lilaznkid4ever
      @lilaznkid4ever Год назад +1

      It's his writers?

    • @corybrown1450
      @corybrown1450 Год назад

      It's not a talk show anymore it's a political show that constantly pushes a political agenda he was a pretty funny guy before he got into politics

  • @parvin46
    @parvin46 Год назад +4

    Everyone in the drive thru looks so happy 😜

  • @bulletproofair
    @bulletproofair Год назад +72

    That dispensary drive-through quiz was amazing! 😂. But I'm disappointed in the the last guy who couldn't name the Ninja Turtles. 😅

    • @timstepify
      @timstepify Год назад +4

      Donatello does machines

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 Год назад +3

      😂 I definitely could have watched a few more. I always love Jimmy's stoner base nod. Thanks Jimmy 😂

    • @mikeday2393
      @mikeday2393 Год назад +2

      right?! wtf is happening to pop culture dammit!!!! that section at the weed store could be its own show. id watch the hell out of that

    • @lunhil12
      @lunhil12 Год назад

      I don't even care about them and I know their names.

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 Год назад

      The secret fifth Ninja Turtle, Ralph.

  • @justinflick6802
    @justinflick6802 Год назад +82

    Jimmy! Love this time every night!

  • @jrgonzalez5781
    @jrgonzalez5781 Год назад +20

    I love your show you always keep it a 100.. You got him on On that West being antismetic and he still let him in..

  • @gazzabnaki
    @gazzabnaki Год назад +8

    loved the drive thru - gotta go to Vegas and gotta go to a Jimmy show - peace out from NZ 🥝

  • @mikepercival7906
    @mikepercival7906 Год назад +31

    Cannot wait to see my family in December for Christmas. Haven't been to Arizona in 8 years.

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 Год назад +5

      Have a fabulous time!!

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Год назад +3

      Just went. I saw Bizbee, Phoenix, Tucson, Tombstone and Sedona. It was beautiful! Enjoy!

    • @annem7806
      @annem7806 Год назад +2

      Florida of the west

    • @nobs997
      @nobs997 Год назад

      Out of curiosity, are you related to Kari Lake?

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 Год назад +1

      @@jackderipper2233 good for you! A lot of folks don't have family to go see.

  • @denisefoxcroft8920
    @denisefoxcroft8920 Год назад +34

    If you're tired of fighting over the Christmas table, make it a peaceful occasion by making the turkey stuffing with cannabis.

    • @susancrawford2343
      @susancrawford2343 Год назад +6

      I suggest you put it in the hors d'oeuvre otherwise you may not make it to dinner! LOL

    • @denisefoxcroft8920
      @denisefoxcroft8920 Год назад +7

      @@susancrawford2343 Or maybe make the hors d'oeuvre's shooms. You know...go the whole hog. 💃 🕺

    • @357CLOUDY
      @357CLOUDY Год назад +1

      Only if you tell the guest.

    • @MK-su6eg
      @MK-su6eg Год назад +2

      Don't forget the MUSHROOMS, and gravy!!! Ummmm, magically delicious!!!!Aloha!!!!

    • @MK-su6eg
      @MK-su6eg Год назад +1

      @@denisefoxcroft8920 o oh...shrooooooms!!,,,, exactly!!!

  • @karenthompson8038
    @karenthompson8038 Год назад +22

    I was laughing with the elf on the shelf because I got my son one when he was like five or six years old and I put it on the shelf and then I tried to explain to him what the Elf does and he looked at me and said “seriously mom do you think I’m gonna believe that?” Then he went off to do evil! lol!

  • @mikewritz
    @mikewritz Год назад +18

    Nice Spotify list Jimmy. Colbert loves steely Dan too. They’re Seinfeld and John Mullany’s favorite band as well. Easily my favorite group too, love me some steely dan!

  • @richardreynolds6398
    @richardreynolds6398 Год назад +29

    Increasing security because of Kanya West but not because of thousands of pages of stolen documents.

  • @RobertBreckenridge13
    @RobertBreckenridge13 Год назад +5

    I live right around the corner from that dispensary. I am going to have to frequent more often in the hopes the quiz becomes a regular segment!

  • @rpady2602
    @rpady2602 Год назад +1

    Love the fungal line!!🤣🤣

  • @seymourbutts4654
    @seymourbutts4654 Год назад +478

    All I want for Christmas is a Trump indictment.😬

    • @InterestedCitizen
      @InterestedCitizen Год назад +36

      Pleeeaaassseee 🎅
      Give us this gift.🎁

    • @HairynosedWombat163
      @HairynosedWombat163 Год назад +31

      And so say all of us!

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 Год назад +27

      Still flushing important documents down the toilet 🚽🪠

    • @daves8027
      @daves8027 Год назад +7

      lmao! keep dreaming

    • @dougwristen2228
      @dougwristen2228 Год назад +1

      multiple indictments for trump to celebrate the new years with , the crimes this traitor has committed haven't all come in yet , there is so much more to learn about his administrations corruption , and senators and congress members

  • @debbievoss3496
    @debbievoss3496 Год назад +24

    Jimmy,. Glad you see & hear you tonight. It was perfect. Funny. You are back in the saddle!

  • @carollivingston584
    @carollivingston584 Год назад +1

    Great post. Thank you Jimmy.

  • @donnatreadaway1911
    @donnatreadaway1911 Год назад

    Others have said this but dang! All the humans in the drive up, including Verronika, are GORGEOUS. Their smiles are amazing!

  • @steellady1164
    @steellady1164 Год назад +19

    For the people who drove through the windows, pot does have an effect on depth perception!🤣🤣🤣

    • @inbornwanderlust1076
      @inbornwanderlust1076 Год назад +1

      I was thinking that is like the worst advertisement for the legalization of pot ever 😂😂😂 Even though I do support it, that's funny yet also a bit concerning not gonna lie

    • @nancywutzke5392
      @nancywutzke5392 Год назад +2

      @@inbornwanderlust1076 Here in Michigan during the pandemic we had places that had drive up 3 lanes wide. And still do. And what makes you think these people are high coming thru the drive thru ? Huge chance they're not. Cuz why do you think they're there buying some? They're out. Duh, hello?
      I don't get the 'alarm'. Do you also assume every person that goes to the store to buy beer, wine or liquor is going to crack it open when they get back in their car to drive home? What's the Big deal about a drive thru window? Ohio and many other States have drive thru's for alcoholic beverages too. What's so scary? Its no different than walking out of a store with the stuff in a bag and getting in your car.
      You're scared for NO REASON. Making up thing's to be afraid of. Geesh.

  • @user-ij6vg8xq2r
    @user-ij6vg8xq2r Год назад +8

    Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello and, um... Mitch McConnell?

  • @lynnerholmes
    @lynnerholmes Год назад

    Thank you for consistently providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!

  • @MartaWomack
    @MartaWomack Год назад +7

    I loved the weed store drive thru interviews! Hilarious! Made me wish really hard that politicians here in Oklahoma weren't so conservative that their butt cheeks squeak when they walk. You can't buy liquor on Sundays, either, so it's like a step back in time to a more restrictive, unreasonable time.

    • @michaellovely6601
      @michaellovely6601 Год назад +1

      I can't imagine how much alcohol is sold in Oklahoma on Saturdays.

  • @therelaxationstation5258
    @therelaxationstation5258 Год назад +28

    AJ is a nice guy. 🤗

  • @hannibalofcarthage6993
    @hannibalofcarthage6993 Год назад +343

    You need to make the marijuana drive-through quiz a hilarious constant section on its own 🤣

    • @cosmicraysshotsintothelight
      @cosmicraysshotsintothelight Год назад +24

      I am sure he could arrange for Snoop and a few others to "show up" as well. It would be hilarious.

    • @marypoor9574
      @marypoor9574 Год назад +13

      100% I'd watch way more of this. Great people.

    • @Aurelyn
      @Aurelyn Год назад +9

      This could be its own TV show

    • @paulbaker847
      @paulbaker847 Год назад +5

      Make it a road show. Come to Oregon.

    • @laduke8873
      @laduke8873 Год назад +2

      Yeah like they show Cash Cab. 😊

  • @Roy-G-Biv
    @Roy-G-Biv Год назад +2

    AJ is adorable, what a smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love his Hamsa hanging from his rear view mirror. 🧿🧿🧿🧿

  • @lucamatteobarbieri2493
    @lucamatteobarbieri2493 Год назад +12

    It would be funny if for once Guillermo hosted the show in Spanish and Jimmy stood on the stool

    • @NickFieldMedia
      @NickFieldMedia Год назад +3

      One for April Fool's Day next year maybe.

  • @user-whatevs
    @user-whatevs Год назад +23

    Now if we could just see Don Jr's laptop , that'd be great

  • @MonsterMotard
    @MonsterMotard Год назад +9

    Hey Jimmy 👋

  • @barbj672000
    @barbj672000 Год назад +4

    I hope my neighbors dont hear me shouting at my laptop, "AJ!!! Say WEED!!! Say WEEEED!!" lol

  • @BANGbucketHEAD
    @BANGbucketHEAD Год назад +2

    They got weed drive-throughs and here I am in North Carolina where weed is still illegal I'm so jealous

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizen Год назад +17

    Yikes, Elf-on-a-shelf with viruses😳.
    Donald Duck's taxes - it's going to be fun to see💲
    The tree 🎄is nice🎁

  • @mmjackk667
    @mmjackk667 Год назад +4

    Ronny didn't seem too happy to get that Willie Nelson Christmas ornament. He also looked super baked. I bet he really was one of those who got through that "clear" glass

    • @JennyJeong425
      @JennyJeong425 Год назад +2

      I have a feeling ol' Ronnie wasn't on his way to a Mensa meeting.

    • @mmjackk667
      @mmjackk667 Год назад

      @@JennyJeong425 :))) Oh, you're worse than I am.

  • @robertyoung3059
    @robertyoung3059 Год назад

    Love the list, some of my all-time favorites

  • @davidsalisbury1688
    @davidsalisbury1688 Год назад +4

    AJ, the hero we needed.

  • @DregonGaming28
    @DregonGaming28 Год назад +18

    Man greatest episode ever. I love the marijuana motif.

  • @jakep9610
    @jakep9610 Год назад +16

    T R E A S O N O U S
    R
    U
    M
    P

  • @tampabayfan1998
    @tampabayfan1998 Год назад +3

    Imagine being stoned, going through that quiz, and receiving bubble wrap... a nightmare

  • @veritas4517
    @veritas4517 Год назад +2

    They nailed Capone with taxes, they will get Trump

  • @Skarlett00
    @Skarlett00 Год назад +3

    I live in west Georgia, the average gas price at this moment is $2.84.

    • @StageRight123
      @StageRight123 Год назад

      Damn, it hasn't been $2.84 since the mid 90's here in California.

    • @happygreenclean
      @happygreenclean Год назад

      Lucky!

    • @tuxcats8518
      @tuxcats8518 Год назад

      @@jssny2240 Ga trying to get Walker elected. I think Biden and Warnock should get credit for the lower price.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Год назад +9

    Make them public so we all can see them. Bet he is not worth what he wants people to believe.

  • @catalinacurio
    @catalinacurio Год назад

    Jeeze Jimmy, you nearly new my ear off!! Previous video was quite so I had to turn the sound right up, then boom, your jolly happy voice wakes me up!! 😅

  • @usebegood
    @usebegood Год назад +2

    You can easily tell the difference between messages sent from Trump and those sent by his minions trying to protect Trump from himself. The minions know how to spell and put together a coherent sentence.

  • @jamesfamkima2267
    @jamesfamkima2267 Год назад +3

    Kanye could become the first white supremacist who is black - world record right there baby

  • @tbarry4990
    @tbarry4990 Год назад +66

    A nanny for Trump? Too late for that. I hope she has a lot of experience dealing with temperamental 5 year old's. (You always give me a good laugh...)
    (Wow .... major flashback to Cheech and Chong's let's make a dope deal)

    • @lawrencehawk5179
      @lawrencehawk5179 Год назад +2

      Just like South Park send in the Dog Whisperer.

    • @rjd3wine
      @rjd3wine Год назад +3

      Substitute a warden for a nanny ASAP !

    • @StageRight123
      @StageRight123 Год назад +4

      Definitely loved the Cheech & Chong reference.

    • @tbarry4990
      @tbarry4990 Год назад

      @@StageRight123 Thanks .... I date myself with that reference though - lol.

    • @lawrencehawk5179
      @lawrencehawk5179 Год назад

      @@StageRight123 B - O - B! You have four quayloods. I do? 🤣

  • @chenzen1578
    @chenzen1578 Год назад

    I was in tears of laughter after 50 seconds!

  • @grinningduck8322
    @grinningduck8322 Год назад +4

    I really hope they warned these people ahead of time.

  • @grumpleforskin
    @grumpleforskin Год назад +12

    I did "not see" that joke coming.

    • @eddyblackmore2834
      @eddyblackmore2834 Год назад +8

      I did, anne frankly I didn't find it funny.
      ;)

    • @grumpleforskin
      @grumpleforskin Год назад +4

      @@eddyblackmore2834 concentrate on it, it's a gas.

  • @furball8967
    @furball8967 Год назад +3

    Because Trumps not there with Herschel, Trumps going to say...’I told you, if I’d been there, Herschel would have won’.

    • @markkasprzyk3287
      @markkasprzyk3287 Год назад

      This is more important than democrats and president Biden writing a bill and passing it called the inflation reduction act but it has nothing to do with inflation and all about green new deal handouts

  • @rudyrich5098
    @rudyrich5098 Год назад

    When he said where do clowns come from? I was like 👀
    Stop playing 😂🤣😂🤣😂