Trump OUTRAGED Over Biden Docs, Cancun Cruz Livid at FAA & Jimmy’s Wife Molly Gives Away His Crap

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2023
  • The FAA had to ground every flight leaving the U.S. resulting in the cancellation 1200 flights, Cancun Ted Cruz released a furious statement blaming the Biden Administration, Chicago ranks #1 on the list of Worst Traffic in America, a sinkhole in Chatsworth gobbled up two cars, the Golden Globes received their lowest ratings ever and Colin Farrell won the award for most unusual thank you speech, cannabis-related emergency room visits have skyrocketed, Trump is outraged over Biden’s classified documents, and Jimmy’s wife Molly gives away all of his crap - with a special appearance from our pal Bryan Cranston.
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  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 Год назад +353

    “I’ve had that shirt longer than I’ve had you.” Jimmy was not holding back on that one. 😂

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 Год назад +16

      Can you imagine how much money that woman can make on Ebay!

    • @peace4myheart
      @peace4myheart Год назад +15

      @@rabbit251 I think Jimmy makes enough for the both of them that she doesn't have to hock his stuffs on ebay.

    • @easymoneysniper9013
      @easymoneysniper9013 Год назад

      @@peace4myheart I think he meant the girl that got them lol

    • @haining3509
      @haining3509 Год назад +1

      dwafwaf13

    • @danielessex2162
      @danielessex2162 Год назад

      @@peace4myheart they meant the girl who won the shirt

  • @stoicsky1375
    @stoicsky1375 Год назад +84

    Let’s roll with “Give away Molly’s shoes!!” I’d love to see that

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 Год назад +5

      This has to happen. She seemed like a complete villain here (to Men. Not to women).

    • @stevejordan7275
      @stevejordan7275 Год назад +1

      What am I supposed to do with a pair of Molly's shoes? They're not even my size!

  • @Ruffdrummr
    @Ruffdrummr Год назад +41

    “All of a sudden she’s not keen on working dildoes into her interior design.” Easily the funniest joke/comeback Jimmy’s ever told. That was literal genius.

    • @ColonPal
      @ColonPal Год назад +1

      I thought that was hilarious too! Too funny!

  • @hectornegron9155
    @hectornegron9155 Год назад +122

    Jimmy couldn't have picked a better lady to be his wife.
    They were made for each. Congrats you guys.

    • @shlepmessing8703
      @shlepmessing8703 Год назад

      Two losers.

    • @cccccc4532
      @cccccc4532 Год назад +3

      Their darling together! In a funny way!

    • @hectornegron9155
      @hectornegron9155 Год назад +1

      @@shlepmessing8703
      Why are you watching then?
      Judging by all your comments it seems like you love Jimmy more than Jimmy loves himself.

    • @woodycoat
      @woodycoat Год назад +1

      Kimmel wife is complicit

    • @curlyfries5095
      @curlyfries5095 Год назад

      Yay Molly! Rock Chalk!

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Год назад +547

    Jimmy saying "my sweet baby Guillermo" was weirdly heartwarming.

    • @sophiophile
      @sophiophile Год назад +19

      Until he started talking about him living in the porno capital. Hahha

    • @lucy2014
      @lucy2014 Год назад +12

      @@sophiophile I thought so to. They seem to have a very close friendship and really care about each other.

    • @rubensantiago6403
      @rubensantiago6403 Год назад +2

      Right !!

    • @RapidResponce
      @RapidResponce Год назад

      Would like to know what Jimmy did on Epstein's Lolita Express with those lil girls?

    • @charlottejones1693
      @charlottejones1693 Год назад +2

      @Repent and believe in Jesus Christ bbb 😊

  • @onelogue
    @onelogue Год назад +153

    I love the banter between Molly and Jimmy! Such a funny segment.

    • @mechez774
      @mechez774 Год назад +2

      Spoiler alert! Now I know its coming. Sorry, I reaf the comments 1st

    • @onelogue
      @onelogue Год назад +3

      @@mechez774 what's the spoiler?

    • @taylorstewart9479
      @taylorstewart9479 Год назад +1

      @@mechez774 this gotta be a white lady lmao

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 Год назад +4

      Jimmy and Molly remind me a lot of Stephen and Evie Colbert. They're such sweet couples they make me wanna go choke myself :P Kidding... I love them all.❤

    • @sg-vp2qg
      @sg-vp2qg Год назад +8

      I think Molly is as funny as Jimmy, and she seems to be saying everything off the cuff.

  • @tripodthreefoot2268
    @tripodthreefoot2268 Год назад +21

    Great relationship between Jimmy and his wife

  • @AtypicalPaul
    @AtypicalPaul Год назад +32

    I am so tired of the 2 parties blaming one another when problems occur instead of working together. Smh

    • @susanmckay8638
      @susanmckay8638 Год назад +4

      What a novel idea. The two parties working together for the A.merican People. Their Employers .

    • @coreymills444
      @coreymills444 Год назад +1

      Or a purge night for government employees above level 8...

    • @pamelabennett1492
      @pamelabennett1492 Год назад

      The 2 parties???? Since when? GOP are the instigators from EVERYTHING Ive observed since the Trump reign!

    • @kimhall9918
      @kimhall9918 Год назад

      Like congress? Who cares about their relationship? I couldn't agree with you more if your comment was in regard to our congress instead of two people.

  • @JeanFredericP
    @JeanFredericP Год назад +396

    We definitely need a "Win Molly's shoes" segment. Revenge time!!!

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 Год назад +20

      Except she probably wouldn't even notice if you gave away 50 pairs of her shoes. And it would simply be an excuse to go out and buy more. But entertainment value: Golden!

    • @christopherloyd8938
      @christopherloyd8938 Год назад +4

      @@rabbit251 it will be Tit for tat as they say it would be entertaining to see her reaction and known woman they have a nervous breakdown😎🤔

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 Год назад +6

      Shoe's recipients need they right size

    • @robertcofresi8199
      @robertcofresi8199 Год назад

      Yes🤣🤣😎🐶🐶,BLESSINGS TO YOU AMEN ✝️🕉☯️🕉

    • @Its_Renee_
      @Its_Renee_ Год назад +1

      Shush!!!;👠🥿👡🥿👠

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +73

    The earth better keep its mitts off Guillermo.. or we're ALL goin' in after him!

    • @jrcenteno1896
      @jrcenteno1896 Год назад +4

      @New Message
      Whoever mentions Guillermos name? That☝ bs SPAM pops up...

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад

      @@jrcenteno1896 Eh, just report it. The more the merrier.

  • @walterpark8824
    @walterpark8824 Год назад +23

    The Molly segment was great. Oh, it pains me so much to think about getting rid of stuff I don’t need.

  • @christalthomson7747
    @christalthomson7747 Год назад +12

    I totally agree, win Molly's shoes segment! Giving away Jimmy's t-shirts hurt my heart!

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 Год назад +1

      She should have him a quilt(s) made.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Год назад +181

    I really don’t understand the confusion about this. But then I’ve always understood that deceit is a core republican value.

    • @onegunred
      @onegunred Год назад +10

      @@JesusFollower60 😂

    • @LoriCurl
      @LoriCurl Год назад +5

      I watch these clips for the funny take on politics to cheer me up from the serious ones I watch daily. Looks like you might too!! I see you everywhere !! I am not a conspiracy gal at all, and I likely won't say this again, but did you notice that these documents started being "found" now?? Hmmm??🤔🤔🤔

    • @thethirdchimpanzee
      @thethirdchimpanzee Год назад +1

      ​@@onegunred Who knew these comments would have jokes!?!?

    • @Cryaboutmyhandle
      @Cryaboutmyhandle Год назад +4

      Because you are a bot. For the rest of us its easy.

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks Год назад +3

      @@Cryaboutmyhandle Aw, baby has a boo boo! LOL

  • @TheseNuts2
    @TheseNuts2 Год назад +118

    Honest self reporting and fighting to keep illegal things is not the same.

    • @bobx8069
      @bobx8069 Год назад

      Trump took docs, which everyone knew he had. Was working with fbi. They asked to add additional security which was done. He has power to declassify. Mara Lago protected by secret service. Every president goes through this issue to keep for mementos or for their presidential library. Biden on the other hand immediately broke a more serious law by having docs in his possession for many years in several locations completely unprotected which is different as a VP vs President. And not known who had access or if all found yet. Look up Sandy Berger. Pretty serious and slap on the wrist.

    • @TheseNuts2
      @TheseNuts2 Год назад +1

      @@bobx8069 He was so nice that they executed a search warrant to get them back. You are delusional. Typically a symptom of a mental condition, Bob.

    • @bobx8069
      @bobx8069 Год назад

      @@TheseNuts2 didn’t say he was nice or right. Just in multiple visits could have asked for docs and didn’t. Gave instructions to further secure. They could have issued a simple subpoena vs middle of night raid for show. Stop the hysteria and look at it objectively.

    • @TheseNuts2
      @TheseNuts2 Год назад +8

      @@bobx8069 You are disconnected from reality Bob. Stop writing to me, Bob.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Год назад +10

      @@bobx8069 He was asked multiple times to give the documents back. And they had a warrant.

  • @kuzzbillington6392
    @kuzzbillington6392 Год назад +32

    See? It's true! Bryan Cranston wins an award every single time he acts

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads Год назад +1

      I had no idea who he was. Thanks!

    • @jrcenteno1896
      @jrcenteno1896 Год назад +1

      He owes his fame to his "Tim Whatley", the Dentist, character on SEINFELD. 👍

    • @billzardus95
      @billzardus95 Год назад

      I was surprised to see how old he looks now.

  • @LEM19284
    @LEM19284 Год назад +26

    I’m SHOCKED that Atlanta didn’t make nations’s worse traffic list!

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason Год назад +5

      Man tell me about it.. Atlanta traffic is insane..

    • @12thDecember
      @12thDecember Год назад +2

      Atlanta traffic was insane 30 years ago. I can't begin to imagine what it's like now.

    • @brynneholt1990
      @brynneholt1990 Год назад

      Tied with Houston for 9..

    • @crestonburks2141
      @crestonburks2141 Год назад

      I used to live in Chicago. And believe me, you'd better pack a lunch ( and use the bathroom) before you get on the I94 expressway to anywhere. You can spend more time on the highway and streets than how much time you spend at work.

    • @adb888
      @adb888 Год назад

      If you've never even driven through Chicago during lunchtime, then you have no clue how bad it is to actually live there and deal with the traffic on the daily - it is bad...

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Год назад +983

    Conservative media can't scream about this after they downplayed the former guy’s actions.

    • @Grizzly39
      @Grizzly39 Год назад +162

      They can and they will. I just hope people see the difference in the 2 situations.

    • @fathercadi
      @fathercadi Год назад +99

      They will, and they will as hard as they can. I think the meaning of "conservative" means be as loud as possible.

    • @rebekahogle9021
      @rebekahogle9021 Год назад +55

      @@Grizzly39 They can, they are and they claim the situations are identical.

    • @RogersMgmtGroup
      @RogersMgmtGroup Год назад +46

      They are screaming a whole lot.

    • @-valkyrie-00
      @-valkyrie-00 Год назад +63

      they are 5 year olds saying NO U

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 Год назад +29

    I love the Jimmy and Molly bits.

  • @msingleton
    @msingleton Год назад +18

    She gave away your T-shirts?!?! Time to give away her shoes!

  • @megaraptor3
    @megaraptor3 Год назад +20

    The give away segment had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣 Why is it so funny watching Jimmy getting really upset?

  • @markletavish3170
    @markletavish3170 Год назад +18

    I would like to see cousin Sal give some of Molly's crap away LOL

  • @justinflick6802
    @justinflick6802 Год назад +71

    Another great night watching Jimmy Kimmel Live!!

    • @woodycoat
      @woodycoat Год назад

      Please. He's awful

    • @ruthharris9664
      @ruthharris9664 Год назад +4

      @@woodycoat and yet you are here commenting

    • @conanobrien1861
      @conanobrien1861 Год назад +3

      @@woodycoat You have to admit, this was a funny monologue.

    • @justinflick6802
      @justinflick6802 Год назад +2

      @@woodycoat and you’re here because?

    • @woodycoat
      @woodycoat Год назад

      @@conanobrien1861 hoe DARE you sully Conan's legacy with such a disgustingly ridiculous comment

  • @loriann1506
    @loriann1506 Год назад +7

    Storage wars 😂 good one ☝🏼 jimmy 😂😂😂

    • @keanureevesactor
      @keanureevesactor Год назад

      I'm using this Medium to appreciate and thank you for your continuous support throughout my movie 🎥 career once again thank you and happy New year ❤️ hope you don't mind where are you from?

  • @dbilly7
    @dbilly7 Год назад +293

    Dump explaining anything is like an 8 year old explaining a book he’s never read

    • @KaiserBlade
      @KaiserBlade Год назад

      Like your comment. Bidenblowers aren't very articulate.

    • @annieorphananie4946
      @annieorphananie4946 Год назад +1

      Watching biden has got to be the same as watching a 98 year old trying to wipe himself. What's even funnier are the people that voted for him, ha ha ha!

    • @mikes.4863
      @mikes.4863 Год назад +10

      I like how you hypocrites give Biden a pass on this.

    • @pamjones8007
      @pamjones8007 Год назад +17

      @Mike S. i. Like how you defended Trump on this but say Biden is guilty. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU DEFENDING HIM. DO YOU NOT SEE THAT?

    • @mikes.4863
      @mikes.4863 Год назад

      @@pamjones8007 Wrong again. I'm not even a fan of Trump. Trump should not have taken the docs. But you guys celebrated WAY too hard when he got caught---and then got silent when Biden did it. That's the problem.

  • @DelightLovesMovies
    @DelightLovesMovies Год назад +84

    I was having a really bad day until I saw Jimmy just now. Thanks so much for the laughs

  • @gaiapurpure
    @gaiapurpure Год назад +63

    “The FAA effed everyone in the AA…”
    Don’t love that situation for anyone involved, but especially loved that joke.

  • @emjayay
    @emjayay Год назад +27

    Molly is really really good at this.

  • @ShelleyPolarbelle
    @ShelleyPolarbelle Год назад +24

    Molly is a natural comic. She’s great!!!

    • @chippy7745
      @chippy7745 Год назад +2

      She should meet Ali Wentworth (married to George Stephanopoulos) …they would probably be great friends. They are both hilarious!!

    • @keanureevesactor
      @keanureevesactor Год назад

      I'm using this Medium to appreciate and thank you for your continuous support throughout my movie 🎥 career once again thank you and happy New year ❤️ hope you don't mind where are you from?

    • @jag5014
      @jag5014 Год назад +1

      She's a head writer on the show

    • @claudiajacques2339
      @claudiajacques2339 Год назад

      ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @KB_-_
    @KB_-_ Год назад +53

    Richie seemed so confused by the curse words 😂 But like any good midwesterner, he shrugged it off with a wholesome smile + wave combo.

  • @FranMjolnir
    @FranMjolnir Год назад +83

    Like a good wife, she tries to take away anything that brings you joy.

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 Год назад +2

      😆🤣

    • @danielfox1301
      @danielfox1301 Год назад +9

      I don't know, she didn't even pretend it was for his own good. The 'good wife's convinces you this all for your benefit....

    • @Adeena55
      @Adeena55 Год назад +4

      I hope the people of Newfoundland are not insulted. They are very kind and loving people.

    • @cmb6087
      @cmb6087 Год назад +1

      @@Adeena55 I got to go there to play hockey from the US, you have 16 year olds with beards and child support that destroyed us.
      Took us out for drinks and food afterward though. Canada is great.

    • @Adeena55
      @Adeena55 Год назад

      @@cmb6087 I am not from Newfoundland and only got to go there for the first time in July of last year. The folks I encountered there were amazing and so kind to me. I am from Nova Scotia but my Mother’s parents were from Newfoundland. 😊🇨🇦

  • @humnpwr
    @humnpwr Год назад +23

    Love this show, Jimmy and Guillermo got us through the stressful one term presidential years and the pandemic.😂😂😂

  • @richarddelconnor
    @richarddelconnor Год назад +33

    Since people normally go to jail for miss handling classified documents, each person should go to jail for one day for every classified document they confiscate.

    • @argo_0030
      @argo_0030 Год назад +4

      One month. TFG would def be dead by that time - iffy if Joe would be.

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Год назад

      The twice impeached disgraced former president can't drink from a bottle like an adult. Joe Biden is the antithesis of Donald Janet Trumpty..

    • @punkanelliefonkbush8811
      @punkanelliefonkbush8811 Год назад

      If that's you in the pic, what a MANLY and rugged face you have Richard dear.

    • @lindaswanson9328
      @lindaswanson9328 Год назад +1

      The justice department can charge Biden with any crime they want to. He is a good man and will deal with the consequences. Just be sure and charge dump with sedition. And convict. He loses all of his rights afforded by the Constitution. Nothing Biden will be investigated for is even remotely as haneous as what dump incited on a day that will truly go down as one of the darkest days in the history of our country.

    • @punkanelliefonkbush8811
      @punkanelliefonkbush8811 Год назад +2

      But this means that Trump would never get out of jail

  • @Oooo-bi7bi
    @Oooo-bi7bi Год назад +295

    do you still have to call him president . For a brief moment I was reminded how pleasant it has been and still is. To have an actual president . A man that can talk in English and admits when he has done something wrong .

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Год назад +1

      No you don't. Republicans love to talk as if the Orange Baboon is still in power, and that he's just taking a 4 year vacation right now. They're the same kind of folks who claimed a UFO gave them superpowers to talk to Jesus through a piece of toast.

    • @Cryaboutmyhandle
      @Cryaboutmyhandle Год назад +14

      Says nobody but ccp posters.

    • @Bill-tz3wg
      @Bill-tz3wg Год назад +14

      You should be the Democrat's mascot. You personify them so well. Before praising Sleepy Joe for being a good president, in part, because he can "talk in English" you begin your comment with a question in which the first word of the sentence wasn't capitalized, and the question was ended with a period rather than a question mark. I can see this is a big priority for you. I like your assessment of Biden though. You really like his speaking style, huh? Interesting.
      Additionally, he admits when he's done something wrong? Like all of his interactions tied to Hunter plus everything about the classified documents he knew that he had at the same time Trump was being raided for the same thing? Interesting take. I guess the investigations about to be launched by the Republican House will exonerate our current president. Did you notice, btw, I called him OUR president? Even though I obviously didn't vote for him I believe that a real American will respect the office enough to at least recognize he is the president.
      Lastly, you've described him as you see him. A lot of us see him as a guy who falls down a lot, gets confused when speaking, wanders off in the wrong direction at public events, forgets when someone has already shaken his hands and...let's not forget...destroyed the US economy. I just hope he does run again in 2024.

    • @easymoneysniper9013
      @easymoneysniper9013 Год назад +16

      @@danmcgriff1421 gee someone read trumps truth social post

    • @carollund8251
      @carollund8251 Год назад

      @@Bill-tz3wg Destroyed the US economy? 🤣🤣You are sadly uninformed.
      And no, the document issue is not the same thing. Mar a Lago was searched by the FBI because Trump categorically refused to return documents, he lied about them, fought against returning them, claims they belong to him, tried to hide them, kept them in a place accessible to everyone .. .it is a completely different story.
      And yes, Biden speaks English and speaks it well, and everyone stumbles over words now and then.
      Trump couldn't form a grammatically correct sentence if his life depended on it, and stumbles over words constantly, he was and is the biggest embarrassment this country has ever had.

  • @brewer921
    @brewer921 Год назад +112

    It's almost like they should have a show together. Jimmy and his wife could host the Oscars.

    • @mrrobot8973
      @mrrobot8973 Год назад +8

      Agreed. She is great. Jimmy hit a HR w her

    • @easymoneysniper9013
      @easymoneysniper9013 Год назад

      Damn again this ngga did like 5 Oscars lmao

    • @brewer921
      @brewer921 Год назад

      @@easymoneysniper9013 2

    • @pipedown1246
      @pipedown1246 Год назад +1

      If they got a show together it would have to be on cable, after watching this segment something tells me it wouldn't be RATED PG-13😄

    • @MaxHesh7
      @MaxHesh7 Год назад

      That b aint touching any of my stuff.

  • @bepriceless
    @bepriceless Год назад +31

    As a certified pack rat and minor hoarder, I cried for Jimmy and all the cool stuff his wife viciously gave away.

    • @billzardus95
      @billzardus95 Год назад +5

      Molly is a control freak. I avoid them like the plague.

    • @kimhall9918
      @kimhall9918 Год назад +4

      Are you kidding me? This is television. Everything is planned and rehearsed. The monologue, the questions for guests, and the different segments. Judging his wife? Cool stuff? Actually, you stated you were a hoarder, so what you said makes sense. And you were honest about it. You were honest and that explains your answer. Judging people has no use whatsoever.

    • @joetursi9573
      @joetursi9573 Год назад

      So cruel!

  • @raradis
    @raradis Год назад +52

    Molly has the exact same energy as any other woman getting rid of her husband's crap! :)

  • @MultiMolly21
    @MultiMolly21 Год назад +167

    People heading out to ski in avalanche prone hills should have "finders" tagged in their jackets so losing them under snow wouldn't be a problem. Classified document folders could have the same type of tags, to finding them wouldn't be a problem.

    • @ianthesoccerref
      @ianthesoccerref Год назад +30

      Public libraries have a better tracking system for materials in place than our federal government.

    • @samualstanley8671
      @samualstanley8671 Год назад +19

      Public library can find out what book I owe charges from 1986 but government loses classified documents like we lose circulars outta the mail..lol

    • @tedspens
      @tedspens Год назад +9

      Finders can be removed, but that would help locate actual "lost" documents like those in Biden's office closet. And it would find those which Trump wouldn't know to remove the finder. Okay, they would have retrieved all the documents. Never mind.

    • @clarenceyseraalston4005
      @clarenceyseraalston4005 Год назад +2

      you don't foresee any possible issues with that approach? :) hehehehe

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Год назад +11

      Bringing logic and a common sense suggestion into a RUclips comment section is a bold move, Cotton.

  • @floridagirl4407
    @floridagirl4407 Год назад +3

    I also love how, last week, Donald was unsure of how the presidential records act worked. This week, all of a sudden, he is an expert on all the records acts. Please...

  • @peanutbutter3543
    @peanutbutter3543 Год назад +38

    crushing on Molly, the lead writer of this show and a very smart woman. Jimmy married well! :)

  • @lindadeal3344
    @lindadeal3344 Год назад +22

    Great show, Jimmy and ❤️ love Molly's part in doing away with your junk...enjoy the Fruit Loops 😀!

  • @kristinaslater9298
    @kristinaslater9298 Год назад +38

    Being late for his friend's birthday party was clever!

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizen Год назад +6

    I'm visiting via You Tube, from Canada🇨🇦🙌

  • @princesa_fugitiva
    @princesa_fugitiva Год назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣 I don't usually like the comedy gags at the end and often stop watching, but the bit with Molly was HILARIOUS !!!

  • @christopherrobinson3290
    @christopherrobinson3290 Год назад +3

    LoL the way Molly threw that towel at the first contestant was gold!!!

  • @sarahdesalvo1053
    @sarahdesalvo1053 Год назад +13

    Literally never been so early. Love your show, Jimmy!

  • @winstonsmith8565
    @winstonsmith8565 Год назад +11

    God bless Jimmy Kimmel's endless jokes about Republicans

    • @caroll6541
      @caroll6541 Год назад

      Oh brother! 🙄 Too bad 🇺🇸 has only 2 parties, makes the citizens extremely judgmental to jump and point fingers at others, assuming they are supporters of the opposite side, when there’s a disagreement or worse! 🙄😏sad…

  • @MumNeesh22
    @MumNeesh22 Год назад +125

    As a sentimental pack rat who still has things from elementary school (I'm 32), Molly's segment REALLY made me sad & upset for Jimmy. 😔

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 Год назад +11

      I would love that towel! I knew nearly all of those shows and watched most of them. I can't remember what came on after Wonderful World of Disney on Sunday nights though. That show and the one after it are obscured through the whole segment. I love mementos from the past too!

    • @mrrobot8973
      @mrrobot8973 Год назад +6

      I’m 38 and still have crazy stuff from elementary and HS. Can’t help it.

    • @robertcofresi8199
      @robertcofresi8199 Год назад +2

      Some men need to GROW COJONES AND THAT THE TRUE I LOVE WOMAN 💑 BUT MY HOUSE I PAY THE BILLS I'M KING 🤴 🤣🤣🤣😎🐶🐶✌INFINITE BLESSINGS TO YOU AND YOUR LOVE ONE'S AMEN 🕉☯️🕉✝️

    • @alfonzalynn9387
      @alfonzalynn9387 Год назад +3

      why is his giving his stuff away when she probably have crap then he does

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 Год назад +3

      I'm 47. I feel this

  • @geodez2959
    @geodez2959 Год назад +4

    Exactly what I was thinking Jimmy, she must have a whole lot of crap you want to get rid of, you should make a segment to that.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Год назад +68

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗 😉 ❤️ 👍

  • @erikk77
    @erikk77 Год назад +186

    Poor Ted Cruz. Always the butt of travel jokes. Wha Wha Wha.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +19

      He's the universe's answer to, "What if we gave a boil life?"

    • @imasherman933
      @imasherman933 Год назад

      Pathetic senator of texas

    • @twist58
      @twist58 Год назад +19

      Poor little Teddy. Karma is terrible for him, but gold for us.

    • @jeepdude7359
      @jeepdude7359 Год назад +10

      Can we just let him travel to Cancun? Then we can just prevent the Canadian from entering back into the country.

    • @thomasfoss9963
      @thomasfoss9963 Год назад +1

      At this point, we wish Ted Cruz would just stay in Cancun-- He is nothing but a divider, and a thorn in the side of the American public!!!!!!

  • @lorih9180
    @lorih9180 Год назад +30

    I love Win Jimmy’s Crap, there should be a home version lol

    • @mechez774
      @mechez774 Год назад +1

      Oh wow! I loved the last segment of win was awesome! I was actually just thinking about that - those shoes his wife gave away were flame! But, lots of stuff hoarders have is technically cool. Sometimes less is more, speaking of my trigger word, midwesterner.

    • @mechez774
      @mechez774 Год назад +2

      Wow , these questions are hard. She should make it multiple choice. I would never be able to win any of Jimmy's crap 😪

    • @mechez774
      @mechez774 Год назад +2

      When was the last time you wore that cereal shirt Jimmy?

    • @mechez774
      @mechez774 Год назад

      Wow Jimmy did have a lot of crap! Now Bryan Cranston has more weird storied crap that he has to get rid of! I remember in water world when he swam to the sunken city for the crayons.

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 Год назад

      @Lori H:
      Do you have a S.O. at home?
      If yes - it shouldn't be so hard to do a home version of that game (though some name changes might be necessary).

  • @michaelkelly6583
    @michaelkelly6583 Год назад +3

    The silly contest at the end was fun! My wife and I got a chuckle out of it. 😂

  • @DishonestTrack6
    @DishonestTrack6 Год назад +29

    Yes do a giveaway show of Molly's things.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Год назад +17

    Gotta Love Kimmrl. its nice too see someone stick on their own values

    • @MRick-cd1kr
      @MRick-cd1kr Год назад

      Jimmy has no values He cashes a check and you mutt clap like sheep

  • @melindawilliams6624
    @melindawilliams6624 Год назад +6

    Walter: Does he have 2 of these balls?
    Me: Check her purse Walter! 😆

  • @microfoneman
    @microfoneman Год назад +2

    The molly segment was great!

  • @kiniburk
    @kiniburk Год назад +35

    Need more Win Jimmy's Crap segments. Molly is a riot to listen to

    • @thomasfoss9963
      @thomasfoss9963 Год назад +3

      She was rattling off some good one liners, too!!!!

  • @jmepaints7014
    @jmepaints7014 Год назад +3

    I deja vu'd with "put the two in a cell together" joke because it was said almost exactly on a Jimmy Kimmel Live video yesterday.

  • @thisshowidoit8618
    @thisshowidoit8618 Год назад +30

    Please keep Guillermo safe he is a national treasure

    • @billzardus95
      @billzardus95 Год назад

      He adds ZERO to this show.
      he is a complete waste of time.
      All he does is reinforce the stereotype of stupid, lazy Mexicans.

  • @ericminch
    @ericminch Год назад +3

    My wife has 68 pairs of shoes (at last count, two weeks ago). But when I once teased her as being a "clothes horse" she flew into a rage.

  • @Youngstown529
    @Youngstown529 Год назад +3

    As a hoarder, I would have no choice but to run out of the studio screaming and grabbing all my stuff.

  • @aborch7
    @aborch7 Год назад +2

    Give away Molly’s shoes… I’ll be waiting for it 😂

  • @nicholascrow8133
    @nicholascrow8133 Год назад +1

    "I've had that shirt longer than I've had you" lmao!!!

  • @drawyournameproductions-au8824
    @drawyournameproductions-au8824 Год назад +10

    When they are about “physical conservation” but then raise the national debt way higher than needed 😂😂😂

  • @crestonburks2141
    @crestonburks2141 Год назад +1

    I still say: The best thing about the Covid lock down of 2020, is that I discovered The Jimmy Kimmel Live! show on RUclips.

  • @1971jwing
    @1971jwing Год назад +1

    Damn! Jimmy took that like a champ on the chin. Jimmy stewing on camera was priceless. That is what real love looks like after a few seasons working together and it is beautiful. Great health to all.

  • @southsider9638
    @southsider9638 Год назад +9

    I don't want to hear any republican complain about the FAA ground stoppage today, when every single one of them voted against the infrastructure bill

  • @nicolemelnyk152
    @nicolemelnyk152 Год назад +11

    I like it when they have mommy's crap! She really puts him in the dog house

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 Год назад +1

    Definitely "Giving away Mollies Shoes' !

  • @ceciliarichter2458
    @ceciliarichter2458 Год назад +5

    I love Molly!❣She's fantastic!

  • @justinalexander9493
    @justinalexander9493 Год назад +38

    Molly was a dream on camera. Being on camera is a talent, and she definitely excels in it.
    For instance, I love Colbert and Evie, and her segments are great because their relationship seems so incredible. But they’re not exactly the pinnacle of camera-ready.
    But this segment was great, and we should definitely get Molly’s reaction to Jimmy giving away three pairs of shoes.

    • @GoodJuju.8D
      @GoodJuju.8D Год назад +1

      If she's size 7.5 then let me know exactly when.
      Molly has great taste in what stuff of her husband's to give away and in husbands. Therefore, I'm sure her taste in shoes, boots, sandals, etc... is exquisite.
      Give me the date and time and I'm there. 🤍

    • @shantanumishra9106
      @shantanumishra9106 Год назад

      Molly works on the show and Evie is just a homemaker. Thanks for pointing that out. 👍

    • @cainsparks3457
      @cainsparks3457 Год назад

      Also, somewhere to Sleep when she really gets PIssed off/takes charge.. you know like when its in Private..

    • @oceanside88
      @oceanside88 Год назад

      I like Molly's hair brunette. For no reason🤠

    • @chippy7745
      @chippy7745 Год назад +2

      Colbert and his wife are so lovey covey it’s almost hard to believe. Evie seems very nice.

  • @whiskyjames4200
    @whiskyjames4200 Год назад +3

    Your wife is a beautiful soul Jimmy. Yes Jimmy, you should take revenge on Molly and her 90,000 pairs of shoes. Looking forward to it!

  • @pacolemus2938
    @pacolemus2938 Год назад +5

    This show gets better everyday

  • @marvinmartin4692
    @marvinmartin4692 Год назад +6

    Loved Jimmy’s wife giving away his crap!!!! Awesome!

  • @amyreynolds3619
    @amyreynolds3619 Год назад +4

    Poor Cancun Cruz! He can't run off or run away from his real job whatever that is.

  • @JonnoPlays
    @JonnoPlays Год назад +5

    If you've ever driven around Chicago you'd know their highway system is extremely confusing. Los Angeles only has a few major freeways so it's easy to navigate and there aren't too many changes along your trip. When I was in Chicago I found it insane how one freeway would turn into literally 7 different options to choose from and you need to select your lane pretty quickly. They also have very narrow freeways in a lot of areas and it's just an overall very bad experience. Very easy to get lost or take the wrong exit.

  • @ashokmehta15
    @ashokmehta15 Год назад +1

    Thank you Jimmy! Thank you Molly! You guys are great.

  • @earljeremy2364
    @earljeremy2364 Год назад +2

    Molly is awesome...LOL

  • @Sara-mf3px
    @Sara-mf3px Год назад +6

    Can I be on the episode where you give away Molly’s shoes 👀🤣 She’s hilarious 👏 👏 love ya Jimmy!

  • @lawrencef4356
    @lawrencef4356 Год назад +5

    Never ever lose that segment with Molly and your crap ..it’s hilarious and sad all at the same time …😂🫣🫣🫣

  • @TankUSA
    @TankUSA Год назад +2

    Molly is amazing.

  • @Nobody-dl4tm
    @Nobody-dl4tm Год назад +2

    Win Jimmy's Crap is by far the best segment ive seen in a while. Guess i just love couples bickering

  • @cherlyn1221
    @cherlyn1221 Год назад +152

    Who remembers back when DJT had Covid and whenever media and doctors were talking about his general health they'd always point out how he was morbidly obese? 😆. Truth is all you need 😜

  • @draco746
    @draco746 Год назад +18

    Damn she just pushed her off the damn show didn't she 🤣

  • @stephaniesanderson6190
    @stephaniesanderson6190 Год назад +1

    That is so cool,you gave your wife a job! For what it's worth, Mr and Mrs J Kimmel.Are Two Great Examples of.

  • @TurquoiseInk
    @TurquoiseInk Год назад +1

    I love that segment! The eternal struggle of decluttering made fun.

  • @Prince.Hamlet
    @Prince.Hamlet Год назад +2

    Thank you for not starting the stream in the middle of the crowd applause! Much better :-)

  • @mariavm9178
    @mariavm9178 Год назад +31

    Molly is AWESOME!!!

  • @GailColeman
    @GailColeman Год назад +2

    Molly is such fun! Jimmy, you picked a good gal there!

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Год назад +2

    Let the record reflect: *Molly is AWESOME!!!!!* She was hilarious and I loved it!!! 🤣😂😅🤣😅😂🤣

    • @keanureevesactor
      @keanureevesactor Год назад

      I'm using this Medium to appreciate and thank you for your continuous support throughout my movie 🎥 career once again thank you and happy New year ❤️ hope you don't mind where are you from?

    • @claudiajacques2339
      @claudiajacques2339 Год назад

      ❤❤❤❤

    • @keanureevesactor
      @keanureevesactor Год назад

      @@claudiajacques2339 where exactly are you from??

  • @clarafedde8674
    @clarafedde8674 Год назад +19

    We all know the facts about this monologue...Brian Cranston is going to win another Emmy for best supporting role.

    • @Cryaboutmyhandle
      @Cryaboutmyhandle Год назад +1

      Bot post.

    • @seannewcomb7594
      @seannewcomb7594 Год назад

      @@Cryaboutmyhandle bot reply

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks Год назад

      @@Cryaboutmyhandle Why do you insist everyone is a bot? Because you have no brain?

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад +3

      @@seannewcomb7594 No bots here!
      Btw, I have this sweet crypto deal I wanna tell you about...

    • @Cryaboutmyhandle
      @Cryaboutmyhandle Год назад +1

      @@seannewcomb7594 what's it like having a room temp iq?

  • @janlam01
    @janlam01 Год назад +26

    I like it when they post the monologue on RUclips before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).
    --
    It's 10:31pm ET -- video posted 3 minutes ago (10:28pm ET)

    • @Cryaboutmyhandle
      @Cryaboutmyhandle Год назад +1

      Bot poster. Does nothing but post same thing everytime. Look at its history.

    • @janlam01
      @janlam01 Год назад

      @@Cryaboutmyhandle Bot poster? Nice try...

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin Год назад +1

      I like it when you like it that they post the monologue on RUclips before the actual airtime on television. (You're in eastern time).

    • @Cryaboutmyhandle
      @Cryaboutmyhandle Год назад +1

      @@janlam01 so you always copy paste the same thing and every single video Muppet?

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Год назад

      It was 4:31 a.m. Mountain Time when I saw this comment.

  • @chrisa8863
    @chrisa8863 Год назад +2

    Dang I haven't watched Jimmy Kimmel in years. Sad to see he can't get over Trump

  • @sheraz1001
    @sheraz1001 Год назад +5

    Jimmy's wife could have her own show.

  • @vkumaran
    @vkumaran Год назад +4

    Can we have Molly on the show more often please?

  • @Lock2002ful
    @Lock2002ful Год назад +1

    Never understood the notion of telling your significant other what they should or shouldn’t throw out. It’s completely ridiculous.

  • @georgecostanza2695
    @georgecostanza2695 Год назад +2

    That towel was actually pretty cool😂

  • @I_Am_Superwoman
    @I_Am_Superwoman Год назад +4

    Mollie is so funny!

  • @rowlandogbonda
    @rowlandogbonda Год назад +4

    Best episode ever. Molly was awesome.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Год назад +2

    Love Jimmy and Guillermo! 🤗💕💕