Trump OUTRAGED Over Biden Docs, Cancun Cruz Livid at FAA & Jimmy’s Wife Molly Gives Away His Crap
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- Опубликовано: 10 янв 2023
- The FAA had to ground every flight leaving the U.S. resulting in the cancellation 1200 flights, Cancun Ted Cruz released a furious statement blaming the Biden Administration, Chicago ranks #1 on the list of Worst Traffic in America, a sinkhole in Chatsworth gobbled up two cars, the Golden Globes received their lowest ratings ever and Colin Farrell won the award for most unusual thank you speech, cannabis-related emergency room visits have skyrocketed, Trump is outraged over Biden’s classified documents, and Jimmy’s wife Molly gives away all of his crap - with a special appearance from our pal Bryan Cranston.
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“I’ve had that shirt longer than I’ve had you.” Jimmy was not holding back on that one. 😂
Can you imagine how much money that woman can make on Ebay!
@@rabbit251 I think Jimmy makes enough for the both of them that she doesn't have to hock his stuffs on ebay.
@@peace4myheart I think he meant the girl that got them lol
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@@peace4myheart they meant the girl who won the shirt
Let’s roll with “Give away Molly’s shoes!!” I’d love to see that
This has to happen. She seemed like a complete villain here (to Men. Not to women).
What am I supposed to do with a pair of Molly's shoes? They're not even my size!
“All of a sudden she’s not keen on working dildoes into her interior design.” Easily the funniest joke/comeback Jimmy’s ever told. That was literal genius.
I thought that was hilarious too! Too funny!
Jimmy couldn't have picked a better lady to be his wife.
They were made for each. Congrats you guys.
Two losers.
Their darling together! In a funny way!
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Why are you watching then?
Judging by all your comments it seems like you love Jimmy more than Jimmy loves himself.
Kimmel wife is complicit
Yay Molly! Rock Chalk!
Jimmy saying "my sweet baby Guillermo" was weirdly heartwarming.
Until he started talking about him living in the porno capital. Hahha
@@sophiophile I thought so to. They seem to have a very close friendship and really care about each other.
Right !!
Would like to know what Jimmy did on Epstein's Lolita Express with those lil girls?
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ bbb 😊
I love the banter between Molly and Jimmy! Such a funny segment.
Spoiler alert! Now I know its coming. Sorry, I reaf the comments 1st
@@mechez774 what's the spoiler?
@@mechez774 this gotta be a white lady lmao
Jimmy and Molly remind me a lot of Stephen and Evie Colbert. They're such sweet couples they make me wanna go choke myself :P Kidding... I love them all.❤
I think Molly is as funny as Jimmy, and she seems to be saying everything off the cuff.
Great relationship between Jimmy and his wife
I am so tired of the 2 parties blaming one another when problems occur instead of working together. Smh
What a novel idea. The two parties working together for the A.merican People. Their Employers .
Or a purge night for government employees above level 8...
The 2 parties???? Since when? GOP are the instigators from EVERYTHING Ive observed since the Trump reign!
Like congress? Who cares about their relationship? I couldn't agree with you more if your comment was in regard to our congress instead of two people.
We definitely need a "Win Molly's shoes" segment. Revenge time!!!
Except she probably wouldn't even notice if you gave away 50 pairs of her shoes. And it would simply be an excuse to go out and buy more. But entertainment value: Golden!
@@rabbit251 it will be Tit for tat as they say it would be entertaining to see her reaction and known woman they have a nervous breakdown😎🤔
Shoe's recipients need they right size
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The earth better keep its mitts off Guillermo.. or we're ALL goin' in after him!
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@@jrcenteno1896 Eh, just report it. The more the merrier.
The Molly segment was great. Oh, it pains me so much to think about getting rid of stuff I don’t need.
I totally agree, win Molly's shoes segment! Giving away Jimmy's t-shirts hurt my heart!
She should have him a quilt(s) made.
I really don’t understand the confusion about this. But then I’ve always understood that deceit is a core republican value.
@@JesusFollower60 😂
I watch these clips for the funny take on politics to cheer me up from the serious ones I watch daily. Looks like you might too!! I see you everywhere !! I am not a conspiracy gal at all, and I likely won't say this again, but did you notice that these documents started being "found" now?? Hmmm??🤔🤔🤔
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Because you are a bot. For the rest of us its easy.
@@Cryaboutmyhandle Aw, baby has a boo boo! LOL
Honest self reporting and fighting to keep illegal things is not the same.
Trump took docs, which everyone knew he had. Was working with fbi. They asked to add additional security which was done. He has power to declassify. Mara Lago protected by secret service. Every president goes through this issue to keep for mementos or for their presidential library. Biden on the other hand immediately broke a more serious law by having docs in his possession for many years in several locations completely unprotected which is different as a VP vs President. And not known who had access or if all found yet. Look up Sandy Berger. Pretty serious and slap on the wrist.
@@bobx8069 He was so nice that they executed a search warrant to get them back. You are delusional. Typically a symptom of a mental condition, Bob.
@@TheseNuts2 didn’t say he was nice or right. Just in multiple visits could have asked for docs and didn’t. Gave instructions to further secure. They could have issued a simple subpoena vs middle of night raid for show. Stop the hysteria and look at it objectively.
@@bobx8069 You are disconnected from reality Bob. Stop writing to me, Bob.
@@bobx8069 He was asked multiple times to give the documents back. And they had a warrant.
See? It's true! Bryan Cranston wins an award every single time he acts
I had no idea who he was. Thanks!
He owes his fame to his "Tim Whatley", the Dentist, character on SEINFELD. 👍
I was surprised to see how old he looks now.
I’m SHOCKED that Atlanta didn’t make nations’s worse traffic list!
Man tell me about it.. Atlanta traffic is insane..
Atlanta traffic was insane 30 years ago. I can't begin to imagine what it's like now.
Tied with Houston for 9..
I used to live in Chicago. And believe me, you'd better pack a lunch ( and use the bathroom) before you get on the I94 expressway to anywhere. You can spend more time on the highway and streets than how much time you spend at work.
If you've never even driven through Chicago during lunchtime, then you have no clue how bad it is to actually live there and deal with the traffic on the daily - it is bad...
Conservative media can't scream about this after they downplayed the former guy’s actions.
They can and they will. I just hope people see the difference in the 2 situations.
They will, and they will as hard as they can. I think the meaning of "conservative" means be as loud as possible.
@@Grizzly39 They can, they are and they claim the situations are identical.
They are screaming a whole lot.
they are 5 year olds saying NO U
I love the Jimmy and Molly bits.
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She gave away your T-shirts?!?! Time to give away her shoes!
Amen!
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The give away segment had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣 Why is it so funny watching Jimmy getting really upset?
I would like to see cousin Sal give some of Molly's crap away LOL
Another great night watching Jimmy Kimmel Live!!
Please. He's awful
@@woodycoat and yet you are here commenting
@@woodycoat You have to admit, this was a funny monologue.
@@woodycoat and you’re here because?
@@conanobrien1861 hoe DARE you sully Conan's legacy with such a disgustingly ridiculous comment
Storage wars 😂 good one ☝🏼 jimmy 😂😂😂
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Dump explaining anything is like an 8 year old explaining a book he’s never read
Like your comment. Bidenblowers aren't very articulate.
Watching biden has got to be the same as watching a 98 year old trying to wipe himself. What's even funnier are the people that voted for him, ha ha ha!
I like how you hypocrites give Biden a pass on this.
@Mike S. i. Like how you defended Trump on this but say Biden is guilty. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU DEFENDING HIM. DO YOU NOT SEE THAT?
@@pamjones8007 Wrong again. I'm not even a fan of Trump. Trump should not have taken the docs. But you guys celebrated WAY too hard when he got caught---and then got silent when Biden did it. That's the problem.
I was having a really bad day until I saw Jimmy just now. Thanks so much for the laughs
I hope you're ok now, sending a hug to you xo
“The FAA effed everyone in the AA…”
Don’t love that situation for anyone involved, but especially loved that joke.
Molly is really really good at this.
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She is an obnoxious control freak.
Molly is a natural comic. She’s great!!!
She should meet Ali Wentworth (married to George Stephanopoulos) …they would probably be great friends. They are both hilarious!!
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She's a head writer on the show
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Richie seemed so confused by the curse words 😂 But like any good midwesterner, he shrugged it off with a wholesome smile + wave combo.
Like a good wife, she tries to take away anything that brings you joy.
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I don't know, she didn't even pretend it was for his own good. The 'good wife's convinces you this all for your benefit....
I hope the people of Newfoundland are not insulted. They are very kind and loving people.
@@Adeena55 I got to go there to play hockey from the US, you have 16 year olds with beards and child support that destroyed us.
Took us out for drinks and food afterward though. Canada is great.
@@cmb6087 I am not from Newfoundland and only got to go there for the first time in July of last year. The folks I encountered there were amazing and so kind to me. I am from Nova Scotia but my Mother’s parents were from Newfoundland. 😊🇨🇦
Love this show, Jimmy and Guillermo got us through the stressful one term presidential years and the pandemic.😂😂😂
Since people normally go to jail for miss handling classified documents, each person should go to jail for one day for every classified document they confiscate.
One month. TFG would def be dead by that time - iffy if Joe would be.
The twice impeached disgraced former president can't drink from a bottle like an adult. Joe Biden is the antithesis of Donald Janet Trumpty..
If that's you in the pic, what a MANLY and rugged face you have Richard dear.
The justice department can charge Biden with any crime they want to. He is a good man and will deal with the consequences. Just be sure and charge dump with sedition. And convict. He loses all of his rights afforded by the Constitution. Nothing Biden will be investigated for is even remotely as haneous as what dump incited on a day that will truly go down as one of the darkest days in the history of our country.
But this means that Trump would never get out of jail
do you still have to call him president . For a brief moment I was reminded how pleasant it has been and still is. To have an actual president . A man that can talk in English and admits when he has done something wrong .
No you don't. Republicans love to talk as if the Orange Baboon is still in power, and that he's just taking a 4 year vacation right now. They're the same kind of folks who claimed a UFO gave them superpowers to talk to Jesus through a piece of toast.
Says nobody but ccp posters.
You should be the Democrat's mascot. You personify them so well. Before praising Sleepy Joe for being a good president, in part, because he can "talk in English" you begin your comment with a question in which the first word of the sentence wasn't capitalized, and the question was ended with a period rather than a question mark. I can see this is a big priority for you. I like your assessment of Biden though. You really like his speaking style, huh? Interesting.
Additionally, he admits when he's done something wrong? Like all of his interactions tied to Hunter plus everything about the classified documents he knew that he had at the same time Trump was being raided for the same thing? Interesting take. I guess the investigations about to be launched by the Republican House will exonerate our current president. Did you notice, btw, I called him OUR president? Even though I obviously didn't vote for him I believe that a real American will respect the office enough to at least recognize he is the president.
Lastly, you've described him as you see him. A lot of us see him as a guy who falls down a lot, gets confused when speaking, wanders off in the wrong direction at public events, forgets when someone has already shaken his hands and...let's not forget...destroyed the US economy. I just hope he does run again in 2024.
@@danmcgriff1421 gee someone read trumps truth social post
@@Bill-tz3wg Destroyed the US economy? 🤣🤣You are sadly uninformed.
And no, the document issue is not the same thing. Mar a Lago was searched by the FBI because Trump categorically refused to return documents, he lied about them, fought against returning them, claims they belong to him, tried to hide them, kept them in a place accessible to everyone .. .it is a completely different story.
And yes, Biden speaks English and speaks it well, and everyone stumbles over words now and then.
Trump couldn't form a grammatically correct sentence if his life depended on it, and stumbles over words constantly, he was and is the biggest embarrassment this country has ever had.
It's almost like they should have a show together. Jimmy and his wife could host the Oscars.
Agreed. She is great. Jimmy hit a HR w her
Damn again this ngga did like 5 Oscars lmao
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If they got a show together it would have to be on cable, after watching this segment something tells me it wouldn't be RATED PG-13😄
That b aint touching any of my stuff.
As a certified pack rat and minor hoarder, I cried for Jimmy and all the cool stuff his wife viciously gave away.
Molly is a control freak. I avoid them like the plague.
Are you kidding me? This is television. Everything is planned and rehearsed. The monologue, the questions for guests, and the different segments. Judging his wife? Cool stuff? Actually, you stated you were a hoarder, so what you said makes sense. And you were honest about it. You were honest and that explains your answer. Judging people has no use whatsoever.
So cruel!
Molly has the exact same energy as any other woman getting rid of her husband's crap! :)
People heading out to ski in avalanche prone hills should have "finders" tagged in their jackets so losing them under snow wouldn't be a problem. Classified document folders could have the same type of tags, to finding them wouldn't be a problem.
Public libraries have a better tracking system for materials in place than our federal government.
Public library can find out what book I owe charges from 1986 but government loses classified documents like we lose circulars outta the mail..lol
Finders can be removed, but that would help locate actual "lost" documents like those in Biden's office closet. And it would find those which Trump wouldn't know to remove the finder. Okay, they would have retrieved all the documents. Never mind.
you don't foresee any possible issues with that approach? :) hehehehe
Bringing logic and a common sense suggestion into a RUclips comment section is a bold move, Cotton.
I also love how, last week, Donald was unsure of how the presidential records act worked. This week, all of a sudden, he is an expert on all the records acts. Please...
crushing on Molly, the lead writer of this show and a very smart woman. Jimmy married well! :)
Great show, Jimmy and ❤️ love Molly's part in doing away with your junk...enjoy the Fruit Loops 😀!
Being late for his friend's birthday party was clever!
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🤣🤣🤣 I don't usually like the comedy gags at the end and often stop watching, but the bit with Molly was HILARIOUS !!!
LoL the way Molly threw that towel at the first contestant was gold!!!
Literally never been so early. Love your show, Jimmy!
God bless Jimmy Kimmel's endless jokes about Republicans
Oh brother! 🙄 Too bad 🇺🇸 has only 2 parties, makes the citizens extremely judgmental to jump and point fingers at others, assuming they are supporters of the opposite side, when there’s a disagreement or worse! 🙄😏sad…
As a sentimental pack rat who still has things from elementary school (I'm 32), Molly's segment REALLY made me sad & upset for Jimmy. 😔
I would love that towel! I knew nearly all of those shows and watched most of them. I can't remember what came on after Wonderful World of Disney on Sunday nights though. That show and the one after it are obscured through the whole segment. I love mementos from the past too!
I’m 38 and still have crazy stuff from elementary and HS. Can’t help it.
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why is his giving his stuff away when she probably have crap then he does
I'm 47. I feel this
Exactly what I was thinking Jimmy, she must have a whole lot of crap you want to get rid of, you should make a segment to that.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗 😉 ❤️ 👍
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Poor Ted Cruz. Always the butt of travel jokes. Wha Wha Wha.
He's the universe's answer to, "What if we gave a boil life?"
Pathetic senator of texas
Poor little Teddy. Karma is terrible for him, but gold for us.
Can we just let him travel to Cancun? Then we can just prevent the Canadian from entering back into the country.
At this point, we wish Ted Cruz would just stay in Cancun-- He is nothing but a divider, and a thorn in the side of the American public!!!!!!
I love Win Jimmy’s Crap, there should be a home version lol
Oh wow! I loved the last segment of win was awesome! I was actually just thinking about that - those shoes his wife gave away were flame! But, lots of stuff hoarders have is technically cool. Sometimes less is more, speaking of my trigger word, midwesterner.
Wow , these questions are hard. She should make it multiple choice. I would never be able to win any of Jimmy's crap 😪
When was the last time you wore that cereal shirt Jimmy?
Wow Jimmy did have a lot of crap! Now Bryan Cranston has more weird storied crap that he has to get rid of! I remember in water world when he swam to the sunken city for the crayons.
@Lori H:
Do you have a S.O. at home?
If yes - it shouldn't be so hard to do a home version of that game (though some name changes might be necessary).
The silly contest at the end was fun! My wife and I got a chuckle out of it. 😂
Yes do a giveaway show of Molly's things.
Gotta Love Kimmrl. its nice too see someone stick on their own values
Jimmy has no values He cashes a check and you mutt clap like sheep
Walter: Does he have 2 of these balls?
Me: Check her purse Walter! 😆
The molly segment was great!
Need more Win Jimmy's Crap segments. Molly is a riot to listen to
She was rattling off some good one liners, too!!!!
I deja vu'd with "put the two in a cell together" joke because it was said almost exactly on a Jimmy Kimmel Live video yesterday.
Please keep Guillermo safe he is a national treasure
He adds ZERO to this show.
he is a complete waste of time.
All he does is reinforce the stereotype of stupid, lazy Mexicans.
My wife has 68 pairs of shoes (at last count, two weeks ago). But when I once teased her as being a "clothes horse" she flew into a rage.
As a hoarder, I would have no choice but to run out of the studio screaming and grabbing all my stuff.
Give away Molly’s shoes… I’ll be waiting for it 😂
"I've had that shirt longer than I've had you" lmao!!!
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When they are about “physical conservation” but then raise the national debt way higher than needed 😂😂😂
I still say: The best thing about the Covid lock down of 2020, is that I discovered The Jimmy Kimmel Live! show on RUclips.
Hello, how are you doing today?
Damn! Jimmy took that like a champ on the chin. Jimmy stewing on camera was priceless. That is what real love looks like after a few seasons working together and it is beautiful. Great health to all.
I don't want to hear any republican complain about the FAA ground stoppage today, when every single one of them voted against the infrastructure bill
I like it when they have mommy's crap! She really puts him in the dog house
Definitely "Giving away Mollies Shoes' !
I love Molly!❣She's fantastic!
Molly was a dream on camera. Being on camera is a talent, and she definitely excels in it.
For instance, I love Colbert and Evie, and her segments are great because their relationship seems so incredible. But they’re not exactly the pinnacle of camera-ready.
But this segment was great, and we should definitely get Molly’s reaction to Jimmy giving away three pairs of shoes.
If she's size 7.5 then let me know exactly when.
Molly has great taste in what stuff of her husband's to give away and in husbands. Therefore, I'm sure her taste in shoes, boots, sandals, etc... is exquisite.
Give me the date and time and I'm there. 🤍
Molly works on the show and Evie is just a homemaker. Thanks for pointing that out. 👍
Also, somewhere to Sleep when she really gets PIssed off/takes charge.. you know like when its in Private..
I like Molly's hair brunette. For no reason🤠
Colbert and his wife are so lovey covey it’s almost hard to believe. Evie seems very nice.
Your wife is a beautiful soul Jimmy. Yes Jimmy, you should take revenge on Molly and her 90,000 pairs of shoes. Looking forward to it!
This show gets better everyday
Loved Jimmy’s wife giving away his crap!!!! Awesome!
Hello, how are you doing today?
Poor Cancun Cruz! He can't run off or run away from his real job whatever that is.
If you've ever driven around Chicago you'd know their highway system is extremely confusing. Los Angeles only has a few major freeways so it's easy to navigate and there aren't too many changes along your trip. When I was in Chicago I found it insane how one freeway would turn into literally 7 different options to choose from and you need to select your lane pretty quickly. They also have very narrow freeways in a lot of areas and it's just an overall very bad experience. Very easy to get lost or take the wrong exit.
Thank you Jimmy! Thank you Molly! You guys are great.
Molly is awesome...LOL
Can I be on the episode where you give away Molly’s shoes 👀🤣 She’s hilarious 👏 👏 love ya Jimmy!
Never ever lose that segment with Molly and your crap ..it’s hilarious and sad all at the same time …😂🫣🫣🫣
Molly is amazing.
Win Jimmy's Crap is by far the best segment ive seen in a while. Guess i just love couples bickering
Who remembers back when DJT had Covid and whenever media and doctors were talking about his general health they'd always point out how he was morbidly obese? 😆. Truth is all you need 😜
He's Moby Prick!
He is rather puffy
Lol I didn't know they said that 🤣
Biden Looks like a Corpse and you talk about TRUMP Get a life
Well he is really big
Damn she just pushed her off the damn show didn't she 🤣
She nasty!!!!!
That is so cool,you gave your wife a job! For what it's worth, Mr and Mrs J Kimmel.Are Two Great Examples of.
I love that segment! The eternal struggle of decluttering made fun.
Thank you for not starting the stream in the middle of the crowd applause! Much better :-)
Molly is AWESOME!!!
She needs to be featured more on Jimmy's show!
Yep, he picked a good one!
Molly is such fun! Jimmy, you picked a good gal there!
Let the record reflect: *Molly is AWESOME!!!!!* She was hilarious and I loved it!!! 🤣😂😅🤣😅😂🤣
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We all know the facts about this monologue...Brian Cranston is going to win another Emmy for best supporting role.
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I like it when they post the monologue on RUclips before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).
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I like it when you like it that they post the monologue on RUclips before the actual airtime on television. (You're in eastern time).
@@janlam01 so you always copy paste the same thing and every single video Muppet?
It was 4:31 a.m. Mountain Time when I saw this comment.
Dang I haven't watched Jimmy Kimmel in years. Sad to see he can't get over Trump
Jimmy's wife could have her own show.
Can we have Molly on the show more often please?
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Never understood the notion of telling your significant other what they should or shouldn’t throw out. It’s completely ridiculous.
That towel was actually pretty cool😂
Mollie is so funny!
Best episode ever. Molly was awesome.
Love Jimmy and Guillermo! 🤗💕💕