Dumb GOP Politicians Tried to Overturn Election, Musk Loses Richest Man Title & Chanucorn Returns!
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- Опубликовано: 12 дек 2022
- Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas is You is number one on the Billboard Hot 100 chart again, President Biden signed the Respect for Marriage Act protecting same-sex and interracial marriage, we are learning more about what happened leading up to the attack on our Capitol on January 6th, Mark Meadows reportedly texted with 34 Republican lawmakers exchanging ideas and suggestions for how they might be able to overturn the election, Elon Musk is no longer the richest man in the world, Kanye West is still spinning out , and with four days left until Hanukkah we get our annual visit from the Chanucorn.
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Edward Circumcision Hands had me rolling!!! ✂️✂️✂️😂😂😂
It’s so telling what kind of GOP representatives we have in the US congress. How embarrassing it is not to even know how to spell Martial Law?
Uneducated morons voted them into office, so the GOP representitives are also uneducated. Remember, their last two presidents (Bush and Trump) weren't exactly prize students, Bush being a legacy admission to college (and a 'C' student), and Trump having his degree bought and paid for by his daddy.
I mean they don’t care about facts, or laws, why would they care about spelling?
As long as Biden is president don’t ever say anything pertaining to Republicans is embarrassing. Look at your lineup Biden, Harris, Pelosi, even the idiot in this video Kimmel. They are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
In his defense, he was invoking the Gunsmoke act…
In deference to their Jesus, "I love the uneducated. "
Love it, all it took was a photo of Matt Damon to bring back the Hanukkahcorn.
Really? Gary couldn't think of the MinorahTaur???
Ooh, that's rather good!
Now they need to work on the Voting Rights bill that was gutted in 2013
What I don't understand is why shutting down the government shutdown is even an option! Why should the people suffer because the politicians can't work it out?
To fix most things, reverse that Citizens United ruling. That ruling has done so much damage to the integrity of this country. Schiff is introducing a constitutional amendment to overturn this. It probably is one of the most important pieces of legislation these days.
The Republicans in the House will never let a bill reinstating the original Voting Rights Act get out of a committee, let alone pass a vote and be sent to the Senate.
@@GoGreen1977 Shamefully, that's true. But what to do about those with no shame?
@GoGreen1977 But why when each state is changing the law to fit the needs of the redistricting & gerrymandering within, Voting laws should be the same in each state and it need federal protection.
English isn't my first language and even I know how to write martial law. It's unbelievable how stupid some US politicians are. But then again: They really do represent their supporters appropriately.
The Cult of *rump is in love with the poorly educated.
Sadly, yes.😟
Be best!
51% of Americans can neither read nor write properly... 🥴
You have a point. No wonder there are many Americans that resemble potatoes.
Kanye: "I'm not having some kind of episode."
Me: "Kind of hard to believe you when you are wearing that on your face."
Kinda hard to believe when he makes Alex Jones look like a fully sane and rational person.
Bipolar has never caused me to change my beliefs.
I don't doubt kanye's ability to form an opinion- I think he's just stupid.
it a genuine burka, I think he's needs anew pronoun
It doesn't matter if he had a bipolar episode or not. It would not explain the things he did and said at all. Maybe if he had a stroke, but even then 99.9% of all people would probably *not* go on national TV and praise Nazis - or wear masks.
He is bipolar ,BPD and more… he is so sick poor thing why isn’t anyone helping him … it’s so sad 😢😢😢
*"Even the partisanship was bi"! Can't believe that slipped under the notice of most of the audience! Brilliant!*
Those 34 (perhaps more?) R lawmakers ought to be indicted for insurrection - or at best attempted insurrection.
Garland doesn’t have the balls to investigate them.
Define insurrection.
TRUMP 2024
@@jinxterpinxter oh yes he does
@@trhansen3244 its called a dictionary
Happy holidays, everyone. Love from an Aussie in Ireland ❤️
Late happy holidays from Canada! I'm sure glad I don't live in that nutty country!
Matt Damon continues to be a presence in Kimmel’s nightmares, lol
No, that would be Trump.
Nah that's orange man, dude can't do one show without talking about his daddy.
@@johnwayneasgenghiskhan4699 are you kidding? Trump is the comedic gift that doesn’t stop giving! Every comedian’s dream
@@johnwayneasgenghiskhan4699 I never said that -trump- wasn’t *also* a regular presence… just that the Damon callbacks are lite and fun
If that is his wife... Im miles away. We love Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. Ok?
That Chanucorn bit was so much better than it had any right to be!
"Our LAST HOPE is invoking Marshall Law!"
I'm sure the Marshall Islands would've been flattered that they wanted their laws as an example. Lol
Don't "L" too "ol", there, at that one of your own. Leave it to the professionals.
I thought he was talking about the clothing store for a bit
Everybody knows Marshall Mathers :)
True! They could have been referring to Penny or Garry, too! Lol and hugs!
I think it was the Marshall plan
Oh how I've missed the Kimmel-Damon rivalry
Imagine being a law maker and don't know the difference between marshall and martial?
oh, you mean being a republican.
Dumbing us down at its best !
Perhaps the imbecile in chief could explain that for you all? 🤣
@Joe Shmoe Nah Joe... that joke is on you, you don't need to reside in the US to see what is going on there... enjoy your idiot in chief 🤣
Somebody had better alert the Gazpacho police and their peach-tree (petri) dishes! 🤣
The Honicorn makes about as much sense as Santa or the Tooth Fairy. 🤷🏾🤣🤣🤣
…or the Holiday Armadillo.
@@scottisitt I didn't know that one! I had to Google it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
THANK YOU for consistently providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!
Can Republicans stop committing treason FOR 5 MINUTES!?
But then they wouldn't be Republicans!
Nope, it’s not in them
Naw...temper tantrums are their norm.
No. 😑
Don't exaggerate, they almost never do anything treasonous between 3 and 4 am
Jimmy K: "Douchbag got beaten by a handbag."
Me: Agree and Approve!
nope
That was a good one lol
Definitely knew what I was going to see in the holiday card. 🤣
I never tire of Jimmy Kimmel's jokes about Republicans
When you talk about a bunch of jokers, the jokes flow naturally
Just wish they'd stop being jokes.
Republicans are the gift that keeps on giving to comedy.
@@moedark4390 why don't you tell us
@@lawrencelampke6007 ìijjjjiiìjìjì
Edward Circumcisionhands? Next year's halloween costume is SORTED!
Or next year, Elon probably be a werewolf if he hangs out with Hershel The 🏈 Football Head Walker.
At least the Spirit Halloween store is being used year round at Jimmy’s talk show.
We all quickly figured out what happened to Jimmy’s fam before he opened that card. 😂
My fingers were crossed 😂
As soon as he said "real man" I was going please be Damon please be Damon lol
somewhere DamonVSKimmel thing is not updated so thanks to that segment
Democrats in the House should start wearing Tees stating “I know what you did last 2020” 🤷🏻♀️
They should build a follows,for the domestic terrorist
and Republicans should wear one saying "You traded a Russian weapons dealer who is going to supply weapons of war for your proxy wars, all for a basketball player who broke the law". Hmm might need to shorten that one though
Darth Traitor aka Diaper Don aka Trumpy grumpy needs to be in prison a Long time ago with rudy like yesterday
@@mariatorres5563
Spelling must be hard for you..
It’s
F a u c c i
Exactly, shorter… otherwise they might not understand it themselves 😆👍🏻
Such bad manners too. Whatever happened to women and children first? Releasing an insignificant marine who signed up to die for his country but can’t face a little prison time. What is he… made of butter 😂 so weak.
My BF got released on the 5th and did 5 years altogether. Never complained. Just did his time. My hero 😍
I love they worked Matt Damon into it!
she should have had Five more kids !
Kimmel has become my new Letterman. Love his show the last couple years.
Garbage
Late night died with Letterman and Jay Leno.. All this guy does is cry about Trump every single night talk about monotonous and boring..
Why even give Kanye airtime at this point?
I love when talk shows have a surreal and purely wtf twist
I have drinks and watch jimmy every night 😄
Nice little tradition, enjoy!
As a Catholic I have Communion every night and watch Jimmy...
I get high.
I love Saskatoon have you ever been to Shellbrook?
I don't drink. But for Jimmy? I could start.
if marshall law doesn't work maybe deploy the gaspacho police!
Send for the Jewish Space Lasers!
@@nickhughes8179 And don't
forget to wear your
Peach Tree Dish Hats for protection!! :)
Remember everyone: you have to VOTE.
I urge people to get off Twitter
Why? I don't see any problem with Twitter today under Musk. And in regards to Jimmy Kimmel, I will say that it is very funny that a completely insignificant person like Kimmel thinks he is interesting with his ridiculous jokes about Musk. The difference between the two is colossal - one is just an ordinary comedian and the other is probably the most influential person in the world. By the way, I say this as someone who doesn't sympathize with Musk. At all.
I watch every night in hopes of the Hanukorn popping up, even in July
Well, beats Edward Circumcision-Hands...
Especially offended by Amazon ads. My final Amazon purchase was two decades ago.
Why should my comments be any less repetitious than the google's offensive and unstoppable ads?
Only one question for RUclips:
Does anyone really think more frequent and more offensive ads can lead to profit?
I can’t stand that. Turned off show.
Kanye senses he ain't right and seems to desperately trying to figure out what the heck is wrong with him. He feels he is smarter than the doctors that have already told him he is bipolar. Sad.
" I'm not part of this bit , I'm just drunk . "
Finally, another Matt Damon bit!
14th amendment section 3. Prohibiting the enablers from holding office.
They tried that with MTG back in April. She basically perjured herself...hence one of her MANY monikers...Perjury traitor Greed
Democratic Party=weak men and angry women. You’re cowards
@@p.j.m.d.1948 just call her CCC and all three C’s stand for c un t
"I went to prison for that circumcision. They made me join a gang" is a sentence I never thought I'd hear.
I also never thought I'd see a live Dreidel dog spinning.
You still haven’t… it was two sentences placed adjacent to each other.
@@sciencenate Oh, sure. Be 'that guy!' Have a thumbs up, and a happy Wednesday.
@@sciencenate I picture the independent clauses separated by a semicolon.
@@sciencenate :) That's true. These are two sentences. Maybe that's why I haven't heard it yet.
You must be the center of every party with your "corrections" of people. Good for you. Keep doing that. People love that.
Well you never saw the bris episode of Seinfeld then.
This is my favorite thing I’ve seen on TV that involves a unicorn since unicorn gold and squatty potty. 😂😂😂
First Sarah, now Molly...Matt Damon sure seems to have a thing for Jimmy's women.
Mike Lindell is one episode of Jimmy Kimmel’s show away from choking on his pillow.
Why care what Kimmel says?
Man, I went three whole days without hearing Mike's name and you blew it for me!🤠 Happy Holidays!
🤣🤣 "YASSS QUEEN!" Jimmy's crazy
Matt Damon is a real man !!! 🤣🤣😂💞💕
You're the best Jimmy! And Guillermo!! Cheers from the UK mates
I second that from 🌲🇩🇪🌲❗️👌❗️
Kanye is crazy.
@JaneFonda1942 role* and he seems genuinely crazy
Kanye is the gift that keeps on giving to those of us who laugh at the former President and his circle of best friends.
The Former GUY does not have a circle of best friends - all of his associates are transactional - even his marriages and relationships with his children.
@@LJ-ht4zs dude, sad but true. And brilliantly worded
@Pine El Blends - Really!? How is that? You mean "people like you"!? People who believe ridiculous conspiracies that even a 5 yr old could figure out that it was a fake story! 😂🤣😂😅
@pineelblends8387 would you elaborate? Thanks.
In other words you like laughing at people with mental illnesses.
Mass citizens arrest for 34 congressmen and one pumpkin…
Somehow "cow in a leather jacket" is an image I can't erase from my head!
The Damons… best joke this year 👌🤙😂
Kanye's interview looks like something from The Onion.
I knew the Christmas card was going to feature Matt Dayyyymun(Team America, World Police) 🤪🤪🤣😂🤣🤣
But but her emails 😂
"We love our new Daddy" with Matt Damon, OMG.😂🤣 Love the Hanu-corn! xoxo
You can try...
The only hole is under the neck...
Not like the Turd Man rubber Trump Suit.
That ones mostly all orifice.
Who writes your material? The DNC/FBI? embarrassing..
Awesome job on monologue as usual, Jimmy & crew.
Guillermo needs to do a Steven Segal impersonation. That would be great. 😂👍
Very clever skit
Happy Chanukah
In the old days those Republicans would've gotten hung for treason
apparently in the old days some people were decent.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy.🤗😉❤️👍
Tonight's bit was so funny! Matt Damon should comeback as The Hanukorn 😂😂
I'm an American spoiled for choice. Colbert and Kimmel are BOTH my faves. If I had to choose just one? Please don't make me do that.
The people that have the most money have the least sense of humility or humanity. It’s how they got the most money. We the people they exploit, can make their profits disappear by boycotting them and their products. Elon just needs attention and wants everyone to bend the knee to him.
He has proved himself to be exactly who he is.
People don't act collectively however so in the end the rich always win.
"Just go create your own platform'-- remember? You need to learn to cope harder.
Exposing corruption on Twitter🤡
@@Teodede explain..
You are commenting on a guys RUclips that is worth 50 million. Hypocrisy
"Oh it's so cold in L.A.!!"
Spare me Jimmy. It's about 22 degrees where I am.
I seriously did not realize they dubbed that in until he told me. Unless that was a joke.. I don’t know what to believe anymore.
It fits with all the other batshit crazy things that Kanye has been saying lately! I thought he really said it too. I don't put anything past Kanye anymore.
I knew they did. there were three jokes in a row, all of which were kinda the same. like a comedy bit. only comedians speak that way.
Kudos to President Biden for ensuring all Americans have equal rights for marriage.
Yeah, screw women's rights. It's more important that gays can get divorced too...
@@lenawagenfuehr53 ,yes equal rights for all just like the straights do.
The 🕎 Hanukkah carol special is great! I feel seen! Thank you, Jimmy and Staff!
Yes! Understood! And in a good way, not blowing up your temple! Someday my people will be respected, too! Hang in there, be careful, and a bless-ed, bless-ed Hanukkah. To you and yours!
I celebrate Christmas, but that enthusiastic Chanucorn got me excited for Hanukkah! Have a Wonderful Hannukkah, my friends!
Long time watcher, but I hardly comment, just wanted to say I loved that ending Scrooge skit. 👏
Pretty sure it was spoofing It's a Wonderful Life. ;)
@@LucareonVee It's a combo of both.
It definitely had a familiar feel, but it was awesome, especially the ending with the card 😂
Have a fabulous day peeps
I can’t watch this anymore all he talks about is The republican party we get it NBC is earned by Democrat fascist now get back to entertaining me!! Lol
"Even the partisanship was bi" lmao!!
I love how you eviscerate anyone else for pandering and flip-flopping, but Biden gets a pass...🙄
@@lenawagenfuehr53 aw. Thank you so much.
Thank you for making me laugh Jimmy.
Dreidel Dog is the goodest boy!
Hollywood and media aren’t biased at all!
I still find it hard to laugh about Jan 6 and I normally find everything funny
*lealta* - Join the club. The frustrating part, each day there seems to be more information - but they are all still sitting there. I try to avoid the continuous news feed now. Regards.
@@joanne4758 seriously with 6 different people.asked if the fbi asked them to do it and they all said i can't answer that
*cough* it was non violent unlike all the BLM protests *cough*
@@bryanyanezbyby so police just decided to die on their own? Real friendly . You guys know it was wrong, thats why you're so desperate to deflect to blm and then to to deny it all together
Poor YE, please get some help..
this feels like the beginnings of trump, atrocious, but no one took him serious. i don't see this ending well and am genuinely worried what Kanye might try to do - beyond just running for president.
Billionaire needing help?
Until he decides to get help, things are only going to get worse for him. But the problem is that his ego and pride won’t all him to do so.
He misses his mama. And you're right, he needs help.
closed captions turnt "CHANU-corn" to:
- honey corn
- Honda Accord
- Hannah Korn
💀
Thanks for you obvious joy in relating the idiocy from your politicians.
The *Hanicorn* needs to come back every year.
No it's Xhanucorn
No it's Hannukorn
NOOOOOOOO!
Please no.
Gift cards are nice, but cash is king
How bout crypto?
@@TheRealcdawg22 If it physically tangible and in my hands...
@@Alchemistice I was making a joke based on a current event. No you can't hold it in your hands. It's really just a scam wall street came up with to avoid government regulation. But now that a big cryptofirm went belly-up they want the government to reimburse their losses.
this contains an impressively well crafted sentence
Way to go, TPM! Yeah, all of this stuff about those texts is coming from their independent reporting. Nice job!
Some topical good cheek and crazy stuff.
I love Hanukkah, by the way.
Kimmel's commentary on Elon is always *chef kiss*
This Hannukkorn bit is super weird 🫠
I guess that's the point.
Agree I was in the audience and everyone was laughing I was like.... this stupid
I love the imbecilic use of the English language by so many in the GOPO(Marshall>Martial etc etc) It is so, so, so Trumpian. It is a great time to be a comedian with so much material to work with. And explains why Kimmel won't let go of his "Trump" thing; there is so much material!!!!!!!!!!!!
don't capitalize his name, he doesn't deserve it.
and that's way he's lost half his audience, besides having no original material.....only sheep spends that much time watching someone who's just a propagandist now.
I agree. I am pushing the Grand Old Outrageous Party. Or Odious. Anyway, I enjoy GOOP for them.
Really? U want to talk about material for providing proof of being a completely brainwashed pedophilic no soul no eyes to see greedy self-indulgent innocent life murdering cult of satanists look no better place than at your leader and then take a look in the mirror and ask ur self why is your heart cold and hardened and then ask Christ to forgive you of your sins, to soften ur heart, and give you eyes to see, ears to listen, and most of all a new brain!! God bless, peace.
No one is safe from MTG's Gazpacho.
Thank you Jimmy! Keep the pressure on!!
Jimmy Kimmel lost half of his audience because he went woke and kept talking about Trump💀💀💀
@@daddywashington12
WRONG.
@@laduchesse6530 he literally said it in a podcast. You can literally look it up on RUclips.
@@daddywashington12
19+ million viewers is half of the previous audience? 🤔
Here's a headline for you.
Over politicized propagandist comedians ruin late night television.
Prosecute/Fauci Elon Musk is the reason I may finally sign up for Twitter.
Dreidel Dog is brilliant.
And yet you still have these people working in your government. What blows my mind is how weak your country is at punishing it's own leaders. No wonder America is behind everyone else.
That was a great send up for the holidays!
A perfect example of why I don't watch this show.
So if Democrats thought the outcome of an election disenfranchised voters and didn't reflect the will of the people, they'd still quietly honor the result they view as inaccurate, and they wouldn't try to fix it? Is that what he's saying?
"Duce Bag got beat up a hand bag"
😂😂😂
It is very funny that a completely insignificant person like Kimmel thinks he is interesting with his ridiculous jokes about Musk. The difference between the two is colossal - one is just an ordinary comedian and the other is probably the most influential person in the world. By the way, I say this as someone who doesn't sympathize with Musk. At all.
Deuce
I'm just glad the JC Panzer division wasn't called up.
Yeah, it's really cold outside. And our furnace just went out! Damn.
Loved the Hanucorn bit! 😆
Each and everyone of those republican'ts need to be charged with TREASON.
No Joe Biden and his administration need to be tried for treason after letting a dangerous murderous arms dealer loose on the world, and I know how people like you have selective memories but Democrats tried to overturn the 2016 Election and wouldn't let up for 4 years!!!
indeed, a decent society which cared about justice instead of only profit and cruelty would do that, but that's not what this is.
how would you charge someone with treason
if things were going your way, we would be locked down with 10 masks on.
are you going to hold trial over zoom or something?
all the failed indictments and charges and you still think every time there's a new one it will be the one....
eventually you should start taking notes and see who is actually committing treason
@@highstimulation2497 then each and every Democrat need to be charged with treason too, they are the biggest threat to the United States.
Dur dur dur, go run in the highway w your mask you putz
Please no more Hanunicorn
Spell check humor, so funny.
Dave Chappelle also brought out Elon last night and got Booed off stage for 4 long minutes last night lmao
OH WOW. Jimmy Kimmel! You're SO FUNNY. Haha. You're SO SMART. Hahaha! WOW watching your show I totally don't want to commit seppuku!
They should be thrown out of government
Would you like to read the fastest joke ever? Yes? All right. Here it goes…
The republican party.
Did you like my joke?
That's not a joke, it's a horror story.
Here's a joke. Hospitals filling up, antibiotics & cold medicine shortages, masks being recommended again by the CDC and thousands crossed the border just yesterday with a huge caravan at the border now and DEMOCRATS are doing NOTHING about any of it. Yeah that makes total sense 🙄🙄🙄
That was hilarious 🤣
I like how the punch line is self deprecating and confesses to so much crime.
😅🤣