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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

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  • @Tam_Eiki
    @Tam_Eiki Год назад +371

    That little boy was so polite and well-mannered. Even through his disappointment in getting door knobs he still wished them a Merry Christmas. I really hope he was given more than just the door knobs. His parents should be very proud.

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 Год назад +16

      He’s old enough to get a joke, I’m sure they gave him some of his wish stuff too.

    • @johndolan5076
      @johndolan5076 Год назад +15

      i think that this was supposed to be funny but sometimes funny this way backfires.
      i hope that kid got paid a lot and jimmy explained to him that this is a joke before he was in the scene.

    • @foxbutterfly-eden8715
      @foxbutterfly-eden8715 Год назад +1

      That kid is a snitch

    • @kevinm.1565
      @kevinm.1565 Год назад +7

      Kids should not be raised to be this passive and compliant. I’d rather a kid say “that’s not what I wanted, but thank you.”

    • @kregan1986
      @kregan1986 Год назад +10

      @@kevinm.1565 you would rather that?

  • @AccessCode101
    @AccessCode101 Год назад +877

    that little kid was so sweet.
    Deserves all the gifts he asked for.

    • @mikelytou
      @mikelytou Год назад +22

      Deserving is one thing, but affording another.
      His wishlist is easily over $1000.
      That's like 20 Christmases for me.

    • @markusbrauns4274
      @markusbrauns4274 Год назад +63

      That kid has amazing parents. well behaved, speaks properly, great example to follow.

    • @Bryguy_Gaming
      @Bryguy_Gaming Год назад +12

      And flat screen tvs are dirt cheap

    • @robin31165
      @robin31165 Год назад +49

      @@mikelytou yeah, his wishlist is a little pricey, but I don’t think he realizes that. He’s a sweet and cute little kid, I love this kid!

    • @robin31165
      @robin31165 Год назад +59

      And the look on his face when he got all those door knobs, you know he was disappointed, but that’s a well behaved kid. He still says “thank you” & says he’s happy when we know damn well he was hoping something like a Nintendo switch was on that little conveyor belt! What a sweet kid.

  • @annjohnson8437
    @annjohnson8437 Год назад +178

    What a sweet, polite young man! I hope Jimmy got him something he actually wanted for Christmas! He was such a good sport!!! 😊

    • @__yklim
      @__yklim Год назад

      Door knobs

    • @alb453
      @alb453 Год назад +1

      I think I saw his heart breaking when those door knobs rolled out. I wanted to hug him lol!!! I hope they got him something from his list as well ❤

    • @nathaliecheng4190
      @nathaliecheng4190 Год назад +1

      I came to the comments for this poor child! Lol

  • @blaqmyke
    @blaqmyke Год назад +53

    That little boy is the epitome of being grateful. God Bless his little heart.

  • @kizpaws
    @kizpaws Год назад +71

    I loved that sweet little boy! So well mannered! Hopefully he didn't just go home with doorknobs, that Jimmy gave him something nice for being on the show.

  • @deltatango6793
    @deltatango6793 Год назад +100

    Oh my god that little boy at the end was absolutely precious. I hope he has a wonderful Christmas!

  • @julieutley2073
    @julieutley2073 Год назад +111

    Ah, you know they gave him something totally cool off stage. When he saw the knobs he sure kept his composure. What a great kid! He is obviously being raised well, probably with a lot of love to make him that accepting!

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 Год назад +3

      He knows grown ups can be goofy too! We get to joke around and have fun too.

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 Год назад +1

      @Marie Smith really? Didn't know that.

    • @Stella-tan
      @Stella-tan Год назад +5

      @mariesmith8454Bruh, it’s clear he was acting. No kid is talking about Santa and presents without a huge smile on their face. And it must’ve been his parents that signed some paper for him to act in the first place. Him and his parents definitely got something in return other than those door knobs.

    • @Stella-tan
      @Stella-tan Год назад +3

      @mariesmith8454 Calm down whatever you are. I’m just being realistic.

    • @Stella-tan
      @Stella-tan Год назад

      @mariesmith8454 I wanna end this argument/discussion on a good note, so let’s agree to disagree lol

  • @stevischermi6409
    @stevischermi6409 Год назад +295

    Happy birthday Joe, I'm a few years older and I voted for you. Go get 'em😊

    • @6onut692
      @6onut692 Год назад

      Your the problem with this country

    • @aestheticallypleasing7184
      @aestheticallypleasing7184 Год назад

      Not likely. He isn’t there mentally. Don’t you watch RUclips or news other than CNN?

    • @ywoulduchoosetousethis
      @ywoulduchoosetousethis Год назад +6

      He is serious business

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Год назад +12

      It's such a relief that Jimmy is only making fun of Biden's age and malapropisms...
      not like the last guy, who committed treason or felonies every single day.

    • @wesleybeacom
      @wesleybeacom Год назад +2

      Sad to see Joe finally become president and then go senile

  • @lawrencef4356
    @lawrencef4356 Год назад +52

    I love that guy ..it’s like having a loving grandfather in charge ..leave him alone ❤️❤️

    • @OrbitalBipbohb
      @OrbitalBipbohb 19 дней назад

      ...that is what i keep asking to a wedding planner organizer that went wrong
      🍺💪🥴🤳

  • @mrqs1549
    @mrqs1549 Год назад +53

    Happy Birthday to our President. As an immigrant, I thank him for bringing decency and respect to each one of us living in this beautiful country.

    • @danpowell6962
      @danpowell6962 Год назад +4

      He doesn't promote decency. He promotes abortion and child mutilation. That's the opposite of decency.

    • @Moskoe83
      @Moskoe83 Год назад +1

      You obviously have no clue about Biden and his crimes.

    • @mrqs1549
      @mrqs1549 Год назад +3

      @@Moskoe83 Show me the prove. Don’t come to me with empt bla bla bla!

    • @vernchaput6368
      @vernchaput6368 Год назад

      @@danpowell6962 so how many abortions did he force you to get? And what mutilations?

    • @danpowell6962
      @danpowell6962 Год назад

      @@vernchaput6368 I never said he forces anyone to get abortions. However he does support and advocate for abortion to be a right, which is pure evil. And by mutilation I am referring to Biden's open support of allowing minors to receive gender transition surgery.

  • @cjcap9918
    @cjcap9918 Год назад +395

    I felt sorry for the little kid. He was too young to realize that Jimmy was. kidding him, but still he was polite, I hope they don't do that anymore.

    • @sunshinenOJ
      @sunshinenOJ Год назад +38

      They could've at least given him some candy or something before leaving. Geesh Jimmy. Did you even notice how he couldn't take his eyes off the knobs; he was so disappointed

    • @christiannielsen3863
      @christiannielsen3863 Год назад +19

      oh I'm sure they do. He is gonna laugh about it when he gets older.

    • @jaypac7126
      @jaypac7126 Год назад +21

      That kid got way more than door knobs no need to feel sorry

    • @gggnumber1
      @gggnumber1 Год назад +16

      @@jaypac7126 -Yeah, me too, I don't see what the problem is. All those door knobs. I was friggin' so jealous.

    • @purplefireweed
      @purplefireweed Год назад +10

      Jimmy is always mean to kids
      Always has been
      For the laughs
      Hahahaha

  • @GoodJuju.8D
    @GoodJuju.8D Год назад +49

    That little boy was adorable!!
    Can you imagine what was going on in his head when he first saw those doorknobs coming towards him?! Poor little guy.

  • @ssssssssssss885
    @ssssssssssss885 Год назад +343

    As funny as it was, man, I really felt for the kid when he saw the knobs. Hope you guys get him something in return.

    • @RPGreg2600
      @RPGreg2600 Год назад +24

      Yeah man, that poor kid was expecting a Nintendo switch and he got doorknobs. 😭

    • @cjcap9918
      @cjcap9918 Год назад +17

      Me too! I wish they would not have done that

    • @mikotomisaka8714
      @mikotomisaka8714 Год назад +6

      i didn't, he asked Santa for a Flatscreen TV, a Switch and a thousand dollar phone. He's spoiled as hell. should be grateful he got anything, and be told santa isn't real so he is truly grateful to who the REAL purchaser of his gifts are, his hard working parents.

    • @Christi6746
      @Christi6746 Год назад +62

      @@mikotomisaka8714 Are you serious?? A kid asking for things doesn't automatically make them spoiled. Every child has dream items they'd love to get. Doesn't mean they're going to throw a fit if they don't get them. Don't jump to conclusions about someone you know nothing about.

    • @jeremycurtis2334
      @jeremycurtis2334 Год назад +38

      @@mikotomisaka8714
      Also young kids don’t always have the greatest concept of cost. Their brains haven’t figured out the value of things, Santa or parents. He’s a kid with dreams and will likely grow up to be more charitable than you. Santa getting you a lump of coal and society will judge you.

  • @bmh67wa
    @bmh67wa Год назад +9

    That young man was polite and sweet. I hope they gave him something better than some doorknobs.

  • @leeposey1511
    @leeposey1511 Год назад +20

    That little boy was so lovely. His parents should be extremely proud of his demeanor and his control over the door knobs prank lol

  • @themiraclemoon4734
    @themiraclemoon4734 Год назад +36

    I just want to hug Joe B. Bless his sweet ol' heart and God Bless America!

  • @imrulahsan2876
    @imrulahsan2876 Год назад +148

    Mr. jimmy I have always watched your show, this episode of your show was different with that little boy, the way he answer’s your questions was very polite and well mannered, I really hope you bring this kind of little kids in your show and boost their lives in to the bright future. I thank you Mr. jimmy, best regards

    • @MrSupervillin
      @MrSupervillin Год назад +8

      It would be nice if he actually gave him the 🎁

    • @janicecastellanos8091
      @janicecastellanos8091 Год назад +12

      @@MrSupervillin Every year that thought crosses my mind,Christmas 🎄& Thanksgiving. 🦃 I just can’t see Jimmy Kimmel not gifting 🎁 🎁 these kids. 👦🏾🧒 That young boy was so honest & well mannered - not to mention adorable!!!! 🥰 A+ to his parents! 👏🏻👏🏻

  • @zeldasmith6154
    @zeldasmith6154 Год назад +36

    Riley is absolutely the most precious boy. What a gem.

  • @ranestorypictures1738
    @ranestorypictures1738 Год назад +7

    That poor kid! He was so polite about the door knobs. I hope he got a better gift afterwards. 😊

  • @michelekett8450
    @michelekett8450 Год назад +9

    Joe is delightful, real and honest. I talk to my cat, and dog owners talk their dogs, so don’t give Joe any grief.

  • @cheryllundholm8779
    @cheryllundholm8779 Год назад +43

    I really hope you gave that little boy something really nice after that! What a gracious person he is, he makes a really good friend!

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 Год назад +2

      I mean, unless you’re Leonardo!!

  • @ToniGlick
    @ToniGlick Год назад +26

    I wasn't on Twitter before but this clinches it - I will never go on Twitter and I don't want to know what either of those idiots say on that forum or any other.

  • @asteverino8569
    @asteverino8569 Год назад +51

    That kid and his manners are precious.

  • @An_dong_ni_
    @An_dong_ni_ Год назад +16

    Oh man… the door knob one had me laughing uncontrollably while hanging my laundry up… you guys are so mean… 😂

  • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
    @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 Год назад +76

    Biden talking to the turkey is actually really wholesome.

  • @sharonsmith1677
    @sharonsmith1677 Год назад +1617

    The fact that the turkey was cool with the prez petting him is so sweet unlike the eagle attacking Trump and rightly so. Lol

    • @toriwolf_92
      @toriwolf_92 Год назад +5

      Eagle knew he was a Russian spy wanting to destroy the US

    • @stumblingmumbler
      @stumblingmumbler Год назад +171

      That's my favorite video of Trump it's was a perfect metaphor for his presidency
      That eagles name was uncle Sam BTW

    • @realzachfluke1
      @realzachfluke1 Год назад +121

      For real though, and honestly, what an incredible metaphor Trump being attacked by that eagle was. We should really remind ourselves of that more often, because it's accidental symbolism at its _absolute finest_ hahaha.
      Like this country could not have been ANY clearer from the very beginning that *WE do NOT support him* 😂

    • @ericjanssen394
      @ericjanssen394 Год назад +13

      Cool with it? That turkey was demonstrating where the expression "Ruffling someone's feathers" came from.

    • @Kari.F.
      @Kari.F. Год назад +89

      Biden loves animals, and this proves it. This was really sweet!

  • @vsedai
    @vsedai Год назад +90

    when ever Biden rambles on I just love it. It makes me feel safe. I trust Grandpa. He is so relaxing after the trump

    • @carrie3206
      @carrie3206 Год назад +12

      I agree with your sentiment exactly.

    • @denisehenry3427
      @denisehenry3427 Год назад +9

      Me too. ♥

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад

      He did this all his life, not just in old age. This is the genius who gave us the unconstitutional "Biden Rule"...which managed to bite the Democrats in the butt.

    • @Syclone0044
      @Syclone0044 Год назад +1

      The best part of Biden getting elected is being able to sleep soundly knowing a rational adult is at the helm of the ship once again!

    • @Killercoldice22
      @Killercoldice22 Год назад +1

      lol....i didn't even vote for trump,,,but sleepy joe literaly doesn't know whats going on. Biden ain't running the country and if you believe that your foolish.

  • @friedbergje
    @friedbergje Год назад +45

    That kid was so nice. What a gentle spirit.

  • @klaird_h4727
    @klaird_h4727 Год назад +4

    That boy is beyond adorable...so smart and astute 🥰...please get him everything on his list 🙏🏾

  • @zed4225
    @zed4225 Год назад

    I'm spruking you for Pres Jimmy, you would do a great job. I'd trust you.

  • @CrzyDemona
    @CrzyDemona Год назад +30

    I hope that sweet kid got a REAL present after the doorknob trick. He was so good about the joke gift. ❤

  • @CappyLarou
    @CappyLarou Год назад +49

    they better have given that kid a Switch, he was such a little gentleman. :)

    • @raykahn455
      @raykahn455 Год назад

      A stick to beat him with? That's the only switch I know other than a light switch

  • @KitaHolms
    @KitaHolms Год назад +30

    Too funny trump thinking he's aware of the cost or availability of turkey 🦃 🤭 I just purchased the nicest bird I've gotten in years for just over a dollar a pound 🤣

  • @AngelNScott-zf4oz
    @AngelNScott-zf4oz Год назад +2

    That little boy is just the cutest little nugget ever, 😍so brave, calm and articulate. 🥰

  • @bigmomma1077
    @bigmomma1077 Год назад +7

    Let's hope that Jimmy is never going to get old.

    • @lmm1586
      @lmm1586 Год назад

      I’m sure he uses Adrenachrome 😀

  • @HairynosedWombat163
    @HairynosedWombat163 Год назад +28

    That kid's face when he saw those door knobs was classic! I bet he was hoping for the wide screen tv.

  • @vickicravener7529
    @vickicravener7529 Год назад +63

    I just got a turkey today...3 days before Thanksgiving....and my 14 lb bird was exactly 28 bucks so Jimmy is spot on.

    • @gogrannygo4431
      @gogrannygo4431 Год назад +5

      Our turkey was free. That's four times under the price we paid last year.

    • @pisces363
      @pisces363 Год назад +3

      I got a 15lb. turkey from Costco for about $16.00. I actually got two for about $30.00.

    • @TheRealcdawg22
      @TheRealcdawg22 Год назад +3

      @@gogrannygo4431 your math is off

    • @gogrannygo4431
      @gogrannygo4431 Год назад +2

      @@TheRealcdawg22 I know

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC Год назад +2

      A free range Turkey would cost about $65

  • @renatacantore3684
    @renatacantore3684 Год назад +26

    God bless that sweet little boy . I hope they gave him real 🎁 presents 🎁

  • @bwmcelya
    @bwmcelya Год назад +2

    I don’t do twitter, facebook, and such. Classic Johnny Carson, that’s about it. Blood pressure good.

  • @allenlovell1604
    @allenlovell1604 Год назад +2

    Oh Jimmy, I am so glad for you doing your humor show ! So many things to lampoon, poke fun at, and parody. Thomas Nast ( Look him up ) would be smirking 😏 too !

    • @lmm1586
      @lmm1586 Год назад

      Jimmy is so superficial 😃

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 Год назад +26

    That little boy was so cute as he walked away carrying all those doorknobs pretending to be happy ☃️🧑‍🎄🧑‍🎄

  • @linda.m.s72
    @linda.m.s72 Год назад +384

    I would rather somebody talking to turkeys than the actual real turkey there last time. Joe rocks🇦🇺

    • @jacobk4475
      @jacobk4475 Год назад +1

      Joe can’t even get out a full sentence you probably know that making you the real turkey voting for a disabled man

    • @evolassunglasses4673
      @evolassunglasses4673 Год назад

      🙄

    • @patriceaqa288
      @patriceaqa288 Год назад

      @@evolassunglasses4673 I feel sorry for Joe biden. If it was the era pre social media we'd only see him when he gives speeches or important moments. We'd know he's the oldest sitting president but little more. That everything is being filmed 24/7 by every human being on the planet is a nightmare for biden. All of his missteps are seen and mocked by the whole world.

    • @Jinkroll
      @Jinkroll Год назад +12

      Anyone who thinks it’s weird to talk to animals has never had animals.

    • @tonybonfiglio872
      @tonybonfiglio872 Год назад

      Joe rocks something never ever said before should have said Hunter blows

  • @gljm
    @gljm Год назад +38

    "Conservative" and "Think", two words that should never be used in the same sentence.

    • @PleaseDontEatAnimals
      @PleaseDontEatAnimals Год назад +3

      Unless it's: Conservatives can't think.

    • @paleocon777
      @paleocon777 Год назад

      Did Fetterman tell you that? 🥴

    • @myusername272
      @myusername272 Год назад

      Wow. Your what’s wrong with America. Left and right are making Americans fight each other. And you can’t see that. Both sides suck but here you are digging in for “your side” while they point the finger and don’t do their basic job. Good for you.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Год назад +1

      @@paleocon777 loser says what?

    • @mikelytou
      @mikelytou Год назад +4

      Yeah, Everytime I hear "conservative Think tank", I burst into either laughter or tears.

  • @mariastewart8810
    @mariastewart8810 Год назад +1

    A Happy and blessed 80th b-day anniversary to Prezi Biden! Cheers Mr Prez🍷🎂

  • @CastanedaCrew4
    @CastanedaCrew4 Год назад +3

    “Ya you’re pardoned, yes you are yeah”
    First of all why is this really sweet, and second why did he sound like Will Ferrell when he said it😂😂

  • @paulesterline5714
    @paulesterline5714 Год назад +11

    I got my turkey for .47 cents a pound. They had a HUGE pile of them! In fact I got one to cook for my dogs, it is cheaper than dog food!

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Год назад +592

    If he is the “most transparent President ever” and has nothing to hide, what’s he so upset about?

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +46

      I guess he didn't want everyone to know how completely innocent he is.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Год назад +125

      Reminder: Trump pleads the Fifth Amendment 440 times during a session with New York's Attorney General.
      Also reminder: "You see these mob bosses take the Fifth. If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?" - Donald Jessica Trump, Iowa 2016

    • @linda1lee2
      @linda1lee2 Год назад

      He's surely the most transparent criminal President ever!

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 Год назад +45

      President Reject Donald John Trump trundle into a bar....................
      .................and lowers it.

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Год назад

      Yeah of course everyone knows that every single word out of the Insane Orange Clown's 🤡 mouth is always a lie and basically an admission of guilt!

  • @Zeorymer300
    @Zeorymer300 Год назад +25

    I paid basically the same as last year for my Turkey lol…. Prices are the same here pretty much for all typical thanksgiving ingredients

    • @jsully8076
      @jsully8076 Год назад

      ??? Where the hell do you live? Glad you think it's fun to brag about your Thanksgiving savings while some people can't even have Thanksgiving.

    • @jesusamaya8943
      @jesusamaya8943 Год назад +4

      I got a free turkey for buying a ham... same as every year 🦃🍖🥳👍

    • @Zeorymer300
      @Zeorymer300 Год назад +1

      @@jesusamaya8943 haha yesss 🎉

    • @normacolon9618
      @normacolon9618 Год назад

      I think they r giving us a break with the turkey, but for the last minute buyers prices always go up in whatever is that people but most of for the holidays. No????

  • @ProfClaudeBalls
    @ProfClaudeBalls Год назад +2

    So refreshing when the worst thing you can say about the Pres is that they're old!

  • @edvh88
    @edvh88 Год назад +4

    As a locksmith and parent of a 2 yr old I really enjoyed the Santa segment. The young man was a very good sport about taking some door knobs!

  • @blazinchalice
    @blazinchalice Год назад +50

    That last Christmas skit was so cute, that little kid is very poised and composed, too. Good job, Kimmel and co.

    • @dlittlester
      @dlittlester Год назад +9

      I was kind of sad he wasn't given something else as well.

    • @kkkkkkk7
      @kkkkkkk7 Год назад +1

      How did they know about the doorknobs b4 he told them the story?

    • @blazinchalice
      @blazinchalice Год назад +1

      @@kkkkkkk7 Hollywood. It's all make-believe, just enjoy the ride

  • @janlam01
    @janlam01 Год назад +35

    I like it when they post the monologue on RUclips before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).
    --
    It's 10:47pm ET

    • @capstone1073
      @capstone1073 Год назад +4

      Me too!

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Год назад

      it is The Jimmy Kimmel AMERICAN RESCUE PLAN ! ...

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin Год назад +1

      I like it when you like it that they post the monologue on RUclips before the actual airtime on television. (You're in eastern time).

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Год назад +243

    It's going to become increasingly hard for Musk to make his interest payment to his investors for Twitter.

    • @marjieestivill
      @marjieestivill Год назад +28

      The Saudis are patient as the interest accrues.

    • @ChristineMillerServiss
      @ChristineMillerServiss Год назад

      Let him scrape it up and fork it over.

    • @anthonyyoung6489
      @anthonyyoung6489 Год назад

      He’s just going to dump tsla shares on the heads of his cultys.
      Just going to dump and dump. Sending tsla into a death spiral.

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Год назад

      I sincerely hope that the Twatter goes down in flames and that malignant narcissist Musk loses the entire $44 BILLION!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +16

      Serves him right. Count the cost.

  • @ryleycrowe6465
    @ryleycrowe6465 Год назад +3

    Lou Wilson is a comedic genius, they gotta put him in front more.

  • @bmac1205
    @bmac1205 Год назад

    OMG! The naughty or nice skit was classic! How did you keep a straight face!!!!

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Год назад +25

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗❤️👍

  • @Zonker66
    @Zonker66 Год назад +14

    Did you really let that kid leave with freaking door knobs? Tell me you gave that awesome kid something else!

  • @non-exist-ent
    @non-exist-ent Год назад +308

    Everyone who voted ‘yes’ to trumps return to twitter follows musk, most people who would vote ‘no’ have already left twitter.

    • @6onut692
      @6onut692 Год назад +18

      I joined twitter today for Trump thanks for letting me know to follow Elon well.

    • @billg4369
      @billg4369 Год назад +8

      Hopefully!

    • @blingbeek0024
      @blingbeek0024 Год назад +2

      @@6onut692 please don’t tell her ppp

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Год назад

      Objectively, it doesn't make much difference.
      The first cheeto traitor tweet you see, click on 'mute this account' et...... voila! He's gone again.

    • @stumblingmumbler
      @stumblingmumbler Год назад

      Majority of yes votes were bots

  • @jacovawernett3077
    @jacovawernett3077 Год назад

    Happy Birthday President Biden. Thank you Jack Smith.✨️❤️✨️

  • @km7668
    @km7668 Год назад +3

    I am crying laughing about that sweet, sweet child just standing there, so politely, so confused & so disappointed by that pile of doorknobs! 🤣🤣🤣 What a sweetheart!

  • @ThisIsF-dUp
    @ThisIsF-dUp Год назад +67

    The turkey literally sighs for relief after getting the pardon.

    • @PleaseDontEatAnimals
      @PleaseDontEatAnimals Год назад +2

      I know, right?

    • @6onut692
      @6onut692 Год назад

      Turkey would rather die that have to be sniffed by joe

    • @mikelytou
      @mikelytou Год назад +5

      May the relief was more about not having had to listen to trump instead of Biden.

    • @xo_edmo
      @xo_edmo Год назад +4

      Trump didn't get a pardon though.

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Год назад

      @@xo_edmo Incarcerated murderers and seditious ppl like the nut Flynn got pardoned by Trump though. Trump was on a mission to destroy after his election loss

  • @puspavelai8353
    @puspavelai8353 Год назад +36

    LOL! "Another Turkey, that could use a pardon..." This one could probably come to mind when serving :D

  • @russell2952
    @russell2952 Год назад +205

    The kid ratting out his classmates is awesome

    • @EmanHowells
      @EmanHowells Год назад +29

      Im laughing so hard that got that boy snitching on TV\

    • @mgman6000
      @mgman6000 Год назад +37

      I hope they gave that sweet boy something other than doorknobs it was a dirty trick on an innocent kid

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Год назад +6

      @@mgman6000 I dunno. Snitching on his classmates was pretty naughty.

    • @oldschoolman1444
      @oldschoolman1444 Год назад +4

      @@mgman6000 kind like telling kids that Santa is real 🤭

    • @bb3b644
      @bb3b644 Год назад +7

      @@mgman6000 Yeah, that didn't end like I hoped it would

  • @davidarmillie4226
    @davidarmillie4226 Год назад +3

    I love Joe Biden speaking to that turkey who seemed to understand him and breathed in this big sigh of relief. It's a shame we are going to eat all of his relatives! Also loved the ending that cute kid! He is trying to pretend like he likes the gift of - doorknobs!!

  • @shellimendoza6875
    @shellimendoza6875 Год назад +1

    There's plenty of Turkey's in AZ and they cost under 20$

  • @tommyosuccess7919
    @tommyosuccess7919 Год назад +11

    OMG, I love how you guys love what you do, it shows. another knock out show, thanks!

  • @cooperleher10
    @cooperleher10 Год назад +9

    So glad to see Lou on camera! Love you, Lou!

  • @kaybrown2201
    @kaybrown2201 Год назад +15

    Poor baby went home with a handful of door knobs 😂😂. He is a sweetheart. Kids are so precious.

  • @LebowskiDudeful
    @LebowskiDudeful Год назад +3

    Man did I enjoy that video of Joe still in possession of his car keys in the Jay Leno tubeshow. Man he whipped that stinger like a man. Our good ole cup of Joe.

  • @stevensoto9375
    @stevensoto9375 Год назад

    Turkeys are smart birds though Jimmy, 😁 you’re wrong for this one❣️ Great work per the norm❣️

  • @dflenn9423
    @dflenn9423 Год назад +4

    I paid 49 cents a pound for my turkey and 1.69 a pound for my ham! Local Kroger here in Tennessee. Thanks, Jimmy! Happy Thanksgiving!

  • @joyl3926
    @joyl3926 Год назад +166

    I love President Joe Biden! He’s so stinking adorable. God bless America

    • @jonathanrisher8541
      @jonathanrisher8541 Год назад +23

      I wouldn't go that far....but it's a great improvement from Trump

    • @McLKeith
      @McLKeith Год назад

      No doubt you think the Insurrection Inciter is cool.

    • @thatoneguy58609
      @thatoneguy58609 Год назад

      Its really not. Biden raised prices on almost everything and ruined the economy

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Год назад +24

      @@jonathanrisher8541 A moldy bologna sandwich is a great improvement from Trump. The bar is not high. Actually I think they had to drill a hole in the ground just so they could put the bar down to Trump's level.

    • @chevynova7103
      @chevynova7103 Год назад

      Yay worst president in American history

  • @Toshiko-y1u
    @Toshiko-y1u Год назад +9

    Sending thoughts and prayer to the people of Cianjur right now. 🙏🏻

    • @joanne4758
      @joanne4758 Год назад

      Yes - they certainly get more than their fair share - but this was really nasty. (New Zealand)

  • @damonpyles2800
    @damonpyles2800 Год назад +3

    This episode is better than ever I'm rolling laughing

  • @janpowell1549
    @janpowell1549 Год назад +1

    That sweet child was so polite and adorable.😊♥️

  • @dawnsmith9596
    @dawnsmith9596 Год назад +11

    Kimmel is going to give that precious little boy a real gift, right? They aren't gonna just let him leave with doorknobs are they?

  • @Sanfranshelley
    @Sanfranshelley Год назад +18

    Jimmy? You did give that young man a Nintendo, right?

  • @maribelcaudillo258
    @maribelcaudillo258 Год назад +5

    I totally love that sketch " Naughty or Nice" It is so funny! I saw it last year and it was funny too!

  • @JB-kf2hu
    @JB-kf2hu Год назад

    Exactly!!
    Shouldn't it be called "kick ball" anyway??

  • @TheBassman396
    @TheBassman396 Год назад +8

    Joe Biden talking to turkeys is way better than Clint Eastwood talking to that dam chair

  • @alysiareid6659
    @alysiareid6659 Год назад +45

    Love hearing Jimmy and crew.

  • @edwardallenthree
    @edwardallenthree Год назад +22

    Remember when Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey and gave an interview where they were beheading turkeys in the background? Classic thanksgiving video.

    • @kallen868
      @kallen868 Год назад +2

      😂 I remember that! Ooopsie!

    • @margaretmurphy9498
      @margaretmurphy9498 Год назад +3

      And saying it was a great day our for children. No class

    • @sammi723
      @sammi723 Год назад +1

      Did she really???? Omfg, Palin is a joke!!!!

  • @JGM0JGM
    @JGM0JGM Год назад +12

    That kid was so adorable, I hope they gave him a real present off camera.

  • @teresastillabower8361
    @teresastillabower8361 Год назад

    You have never GIVEN up any documents without the extra pressure from the legal system.

  • @ArthArmani
    @ArthArmani Год назад +1

    That was so funny when the door knobs came out lol

  • @HairynosedWombat163
    @HairynosedWombat163 Год назад +20

    Hey, Queen Elizabeth was 96 and still had all her marbles! Stop knocking the elderly, we still count. PS Love your show.😉

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад

      Biden's problem is not age - he's always been rambling

  • @justinflick6802
    @justinflick6802 Год назад +17

    Waited all weekend for this moment!

  • @mrsr003
    @mrsr003 Год назад +5

    What a good boy! Jimmy you are so mean to kids!

  • @artomies1972
    @artomies1972 Год назад

    Wow. I always knew Guillermo was extremely talented, but his fluent Ecuadorian... Amazing.

  • @Jenahh-aye
    @Jenahh-aye Год назад +40

    Trump doesn't need to worry about turkey.. his goose is nearly cooked.

  • @BoogerDad
    @BoogerDad Год назад +15

    We love you Lou!!!!! happy birthday bud!

  • @ocean1233
    @ocean1233 Год назад +5

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING
    President JOE BIDEN AND FAMILY ‼️🌻🍁🍂

  • @gregmark1688
    @gregmark1688 Год назад

    Oh! They killed themselves! Gee, thanks for explaining that joke, Jimmy. That's exactly how comedy works, ofc.

  • @DaytonJoey
    @DaytonJoey Год назад +3

    I honestly love Joe Biden

  • @prall0915
    @prall0915 Год назад +7

    That little guys parents had to love that skit! He was so cute.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +85

    Trump doesn’t know the price of Turkeys because he keeps forgetting to bring his Photo ID to the store!

    • @tylerkochman1007
      @tylerkochman1007 Год назад +12

      I recall him thinking people needed to show IDs to buy groceries 😂😂
      Tell us you never stepped foot inside a grocery store 😅

    • @lastnamefirst4035
      @lastnamefirst4035 Год назад +1

      OMG I forgot the fool said that. He has said so many stupid things!

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +3

      @@danmcgriff1421 Trump previously said people needed to show ID in order to buy groceries!

    • @angelamaryquitecontrary4609
      @angelamaryquitecontrary4609 Год назад +2

      @@danmcgriff1421 Your response might make more sense if you used some punctuation. Also, your first phrase is incomprehensible - unless you're trying to be funny?

    • @j10001
      @j10001 Год назад +1

      @@vanessaarasin That was hillarious!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +10

    “Meet the new Bob. Same as the old Bob.” - We won’t get fooled again!

  • @8BitBruche
    @8BitBruche Год назад +1

    I love Lou. He is awesome on Dimension 20 and Not Another D&D Podcast.

  • @dees4896
    @dees4896 Год назад +1

    Turkeys are $19.07 or free with the purchase of a ham at my local grocery store

  • @lordcaptain73
    @lordcaptain73 Год назад +36

    Biden patting the turkey was kinda cute. I’m not a super-fan but I enjoyed that bit.

    • @thatoneguy58609
      @thatoneguy58609 Год назад +5

      Yea I agree. I usually think he's an idiot, but that was a wholesome president moment

    • @PleaseDontEatAnimals
      @PleaseDontEatAnimals Год назад +7

      Most turkeys love to be petted and will even sit on your lap. 😁