Matt Gaetz Pal Marjorie Taylor Greene's “Pro-Pedophile” Meltdown & Trump Haunted By Pizza with Palin

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  • Опубликовано: 4 апр 2022
  • The Kansas Jayhawks came back from being down 15 points at half to beat North Carolina in the men’s March Madness Tournament, Jimmy’s wife Molly actually correctly predicted that Kansas would win the whole thing, Obama returned to the White House for the first time since leaving office to celebrate the twelve year anniversary of the Affordable Care Act, Amazon workers at an Amazon fulfillment center in Staten Island were able to successfully unionize over the weekend and we were able to get a list of banned words from their internal messaging app, Tesla CEO Elon Musk joined the Board of Directors at Twitter after buying 9% stake in the company, Donald Trump’s “Truth Social” is still non-functional, a new study at Stanford and Yale showed that Fox viewers that were paid to watch CNN actually changed their minds on a variety of issues, Lara Trump was on Hannity to remind us all that her father-in-law is always right, Trump is still haunted by eating pizza with Sarah Palin and using a fork, Marjorie Taylor Greene called Republican Senators “pro-pedophile” for supporting Ketanji Brown Jackson, and the Georgia Department of Education has already made a new instructional video to help focus on “patriotic education.”
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  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 2 года назад +756

    The real, real sad thing is: not a single Republican calls MTG out on her disgusting accusations. Therefore, they are all as guilty as she is

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 2 года назад +42

      Agreed!

    • @Junksaint
      @Junksaint 2 года назад +56

      Yep. Silence is culpability.

    • @Dan-ud8hz
      @Dan-ud8hz 2 года назад

      GOP is literally trying to legalize pedophilia in Tennessee.
      Never believe a "conservative" isn't a disgusting hypocrite when they climb up on their moral high horse.
      They're the worst of humanity.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 года назад

      Republicans: the party run on fear.

    • @NPC13377
      @NPC13377 2 года назад +1

      By this logic, all Democrats ignoring Hunter Bidens laptop and illegal business dealings are just as guilty.

  • @teresawatson9656
    @teresawatson9656 2 года назад +83

    Why are these two people still in Congress. Matt should be in jail right?

    • @sirmister9099
      @sirmister9099 2 года назад +7

      When you are not guilty of a crime you dont go to jail though

    • @jasonrod4523
      @jasonrod4523 2 года назад

      You got fooled again by liberal lies. It's ok I'm sure it will happen again.

    • @MrGgabber
      @MrGgabber 2 года назад +8

      for what? You haven't heard because your media bubble doesn't let you know things, but it's been over a year and no charges have been brought.

    • @MaryAnnNytowl
      @MaryAnnNytowl 2 года назад

      @@MrGgabber just because no charges are brought doesn't mean they're not guilty; just means the state they're in is afraid to piss off the GOP - er, GQP.

    • @MrGgabber
      @MrGgabber 2 года назад

      @@MaryAnnNytowl Lol, right, they're "scared". Or it's just that ONE text from an anonymous source isn't enough evidence, except to the conspiracy loving left

  • @lucillekenney8311
    @lucillekenney8311 2 года назад +62

    “When it comes to the GOP, every accusation is a confession.”
    - Brian Tyler Cohen

    • @DoctorReyesArt
      @DoctorReyesArt 2 года назад

      That is a Sal alinski tactic, ACCUSE YOUR OPPOSITION OF WHAT YOU ARE GUILTY OF. Obama and Hillary looked up to Sal Alinsky and his book "Rules for radicals" Another tactic is to insult your opposition and then take advantage of their response as Jimmy did here and insolate the response and discredit them. Meanwhile nobody seems to care about the record of the new supreme court justice that is weak on pedophiles, as you can read here from the post.
      In the eight child-porn cases that came before her court, former D.C. District Court Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson heard horrifying details of “sadomasochistic” torture of young kids - including “infants and toddlers” - yet challenged the disturbing evidence presented by prosecutors and disregarded their prison recommendations to give the lightest possible punishments in each case, according to transcripts of sentencing hearings obtained by the Post.

  • @soulmistin
    @soulmistin 2 года назад +56

    “She works here, she doesn’t just hang around” I’m glad he said that because I really was wondering why she was there and if she was always there

    • @jimd1617
      @jimd1617 2 года назад

      I always thought it was creepy the way Colberts wife would be hanging around while taping cackling in the background 🤣

    • @AJ-jy6lb
      @AJ-jy6lb 2 года назад +6

      @@jimd1617 - It's ok,...we think you're creepy too.

    • @strawberrybird7319
      @strawberrybird7319 2 года назад +4

      @@jimd1617 I actually think that’s adorable. It looks like everyone there likes her.

    • @reynardfoxx6753
      @reynardfoxx6753 2 года назад +4

      We love Evie❤️

  • @muuuuuud
    @muuuuuud 2 года назад +83

    "Patriotic education" Doesn't sound North Korean at all.

  • @ninjapants7688
    @ninjapants7688 2 года назад +133

    Uh oh, MTG is screaming something accusatory about others. That's a cue to investigate her for the same thing.

    • @Sir.AdamsVIII
      @Sir.AdamsVIII 2 года назад +3

      How dare you assume a fine republican such as her , of similar actions... MTG wouldn't dare associate nor support any politician or Supreme Court nominee of such heinous crimes.

    • @charlesjohnson1602
      @charlesjohnson1602 2 года назад +11

      @@Sir.AdamsVIII you are being facetious right

    • @karmaisreal111
      @karmaisreal111 2 года назад +3

      That's true. She's a defeated human being for all what she hates. Probably, she's projecting herself.

    • @jurgnobs1308
      @jurgnobs1308 2 года назад

      magic the gathering?

    • @jarrypason8885
      @jarrypason8885 2 года назад

      Hello Pants how are you doing today?

  • @Splagnate
    @Splagnate 2 года назад +8

    Joe it’s ok. Same thing happens to me at family reunions!

  • @johnippolito2363
    @johnippolito2363 2 года назад +1

    Marjorie & Matt are the Best.

  • @redcomet7024
    @redcomet7024 2 года назад +149

    Something tells me that soon Amazon will be closing the Staton Island location for other reasons completely "unrelated issues"

    • @ezcoinshopper5943
      @ezcoinshopper5943 2 года назад +6

      IT'S already in the works

    • @carynmartin6053
      @carynmartin6053 2 года назад +5

      Amazon Island, perhaps 🤔 😏 👀

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads 2 года назад +2

      Staten.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 2 года назад

      Well, they don’t seem to be closing the Bessemer location, and it unionized recently.

    • @alanhart2745
      @alanhart2745 2 года назад +1

      @@sophierobinson2738 Give it time.

  • @javelinjav2695
    @javelinjav2695 2 года назад +1798

    It’s comforting to see a respectable and humble president taking a joke and not even showing a single sign of insecurity.

    • @MrGgabber
      @MrGgabber 2 года назад +118

      because he didn't know where he was or who was talking

    • @tbone020998
      @tbone020998 2 года назад +50

      Cause he their little puppet

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 года назад +246

      its comforting to see your comment has upset the short bus riders.

    • @ezcoinshopper5943
      @ezcoinshopper5943 2 года назад +56

      It's because he doesn't know what happened, poor old man should be home getting a diaper change

    • @davidturner5923
      @davidturner5923 2 года назад +42

      That's because he's too demented to figure it out.....

  • @user-hw5xe7kb9i
    @user-hw5xe7kb9i 2 года назад +193

    Thanks Joe you saved us from another 4years of pity and ridiculous behaviour..bless

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 2 года назад +1

      Amen. One more term of 45 and there would be no more United States of America.

    • @brushcreek42
      @brushcreek42 2 года назад

      And left us with 2 million illegal aliens, near record inflation and on the edge of world war. Gee, thanks Joe!

    • @cobra1995xx
      @cobra1995xx 2 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @gregclaflin9026
      @gregclaflin9026 2 года назад +8

      And trump self pity parties. Oh, sorry press interviews and conferences. Oh forgot. And rallies.

    • @winterdream5710
      @winterdream5710 2 года назад

      @@brushcreek42 preceded by dump's recession!

  • @mselizabeth2644
    @mselizabeth2644 2 года назад +28

    It’s so refreshing to have an adult for President, instead of a spoiled 8-year-old.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 2 года назад +619

    The chemistry between these two Presidents Biden and Obama is priceless and heartwarming.

    • @tvdinner325
      @tvdinner325 2 года назад +24

      When I think of tRump...flatulence!

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 2 года назад +22

      They are great 👍

    • @dark_raps4184
      @dark_raps4184 2 года назад

      they both the devil trump the goat

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 года назад +17

      @@tvdinner325 The fart heard round the world.

    • @tvdinner325
      @tvdinner325 2 года назад +16

      @@TheDarkness1 It still stinks, and the sheep "repeat" it.

  • @mikeoxbig9392
    @mikeoxbig9392 2 года назад +478

    For a party that stands for “Family Values” the GQP is awfully obsessed with anything that takes place below the waist.

    • @johnsonsandra8069
      @johnsonsandra8069 2 года назад +46

      Obsessed is spot on

    • @happyguy801
      @happyguy801 2 года назад +9

      Chop chop below your waist...

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 2 года назад

      The only party concerned and against schools sexualizing children and teaching perversion to kids.

    • @thomasjohn6041
      @thomasjohn6041 2 года назад

      Well, dems don’t stand for family values. So both the same.
      The only difference between a democrat politician and a republican is who’s knees hit the floor first when their donors walk in!🤣🤣.

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 2 года назад +76

      For a party that is obsessed with claiming their opponents are pedophiles they seem to support a lot of questionable things like the bill that eliminates age requirements for marriage in Tennessee.

  • @ellendolber2765
    @ellendolber2765 2 года назад +2

    Love you Jimmy, so right, thanks!

  • @JoseGarcia-dw9tt
    @JoseGarcia-dw9tt 2 года назад +1

    Thank you sir, you are a hero fighting to keep this country afloat. Respect and love to you Kimmel!

  • @ce7768
    @ce7768 2 года назад +78

    It was good to see our 44 & our 46 together. Their friendship above everything is what we missed. Loved the event & the jokes back and forth was "oh so good" ❤

    • @israelgomez9627
      @israelgomez9627 2 года назад +4

      You miss the gas prices and inflation as well??

    • @ezcoinshopper5943
      @ezcoinshopper5943 2 года назад +2

      The jokes are on you

    • @beverleyhagaman7344
      @beverleyhagaman7344 2 года назад +3

      Obama said about Biden "Never underestimate Joe's ability to f--ck things up". Wise up!

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks 2 года назад +1

      @@israelgomez9627 How is it possible to miss something that wasn't an issue under Obama and Biden? Why would somebody NOT miss those gas prices and low inflation?

    • @Cynnik911
      @Cynnik911 2 года назад +2

      46 so desperate for some good news so he needed 44 to come over to celebrate a 12 year anniversary for Obamacare? Who tf celebrates a 12 year anniversary for anything lol

  • @kimcollar1166
    @kimcollar1166 2 года назад +519

    Wonderful to see those two Presidents hang together for a good cause. 💕 Love them

    • @dokskwyr4353
      @dokskwyr4353 2 года назад +9

      Agreed.

    • @Gooselip
      @Gooselip 2 года назад

      There is something so wrong with your brain if you like Joe Biden

    • @teresitauy5532
      @teresitauy5532 2 года назад +6

      As compared to the previous one .

    • @michaelortt9514
      @michaelortt9514 2 года назад

      Joe makes mistakes, but he tries to be a decent person and do what's right. I don't even talk to anyone that supports Trump and his minions, anymore. They are either a bad person or the only news they get is from Facebook.

    • @fredplat467
      @fredplat467 2 года назад +1

      @@GreatTechBuys what is your d*mb post supposed to mean?

  • @steveliv552
    @steveliv552 4 месяца назад

    Two great Americans. Please continue to fight for our freedoms.
    Thank you and god bless you.

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 2 года назад +1

    Oh my God will these people and they're crazy teachings ever stop? Thank you Jimmy for keeping us sane

  • @raystanczak4277
    @raystanczak4277 2 года назад +49

    When Joe was being ignored, he could’ve pulled a trump and shoved everyone out of the way. You know...classy!
    But it didn’t seem to destroy his self-image, or even bother him much.
    Oh, it’s good to have the adults back in charge.

    • @brushcreek42
      @brushcreek42 2 года назад

      Yes, it just made him look even more senile.

    • @benprunier9276
      @benprunier9276 Год назад

      @@brushcreek42 Trump does seem senile you're right with the way he tried to lie his way back in

    • @brushcreek42
      @brushcreek42 Год назад

      @@benprunier9276 Trump isn't senile, that's ridiculous. Compared to Biden, he's sharp as a tack. But I do think he needs to step aside and let someone younger take his place in 2024.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 года назад +69

    And no Republican in the party will condemn Gaetz or MTG. Shame

    • @anthonypiacentini3367
      @anthonypiacentini3367 2 года назад +1

      Except Lindsey graham. He's the only one I respect

    • @mattslash6918
      @mattslash6918 2 года назад +13

      @@anthonypiacentini3367 how can you respect Lindsey? He flip flops on everything

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 года назад +5

      @@anthonypiacentini3367 Hahahaha, that means you have no respect for yourself.

    • @jeremybackup5758
      @jeremybackup5758 2 года назад +1

      Republicans have always represented the worst our society has to offer. This has been the case since the 70's. Why is this even still an issue at this point in time?

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 2 года назад

      Nothing to condemn.

  • @cz2165
    @cz2165 2 года назад +3

    “It’s scum and scammer”.=MTG and Gaetz.
    Good one Jimmy and I plan to use that in the future to describe anyone in the GQP.

  • @martinze11
    @martinze11 2 года назад +241

    It's good to see someone in the white house that has an actual sense of humor as opposed to you-know-who.

    • @cookiecola5852
      @cookiecola5852 2 года назад +7

      No who?
      Trump ? xD

    • @martinze11
      @martinze11 2 года назад +27

      @@cookiecola5852 I avoid writing his name because I heard that if you say it three times he can appear. Like Beetlejuice.

    • @trippingballs8116
      @trippingballs8116 2 года назад +8

      GOD bless The Great President Donald Trump.

    • @martinze11
      @martinze11 2 года назад +16

      @@trippingballs8116 I will have to leave it to god to bless Donald Trump because I won't.

    • @trippingballs8116
      @trippingballs8116 2 года назад +4

      @@martinze11 well GOD has , is and will do just that. Because you're not needed at all.

  • @rhymereason3449
    @rhymereason3449 2 года назад +146

    "Can't discuss anything divisive" means our children won't learn to debate, analyze, and explore nuances in in subjects... i.e. they won't learn how to THINK.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 2 года назад +34

      If all young people learned how to think, where would future GOP voters come from?

    • @victordecastro7221
      @victordecastro7221 2 года назад

      _ g0p = gang of 💀putin💀 ❗

    • @Crazycatlady71
      @Crazycatlady71 2 года назад

      That's exactly their point. It's much easier to brainwash uneducated people. That's why the orange buffoon loves the uneducated, not to mention the fact, he is one of them.

    • @OranRobinson
      @OranRobinson 2 года назад

      Sounds like you're pro CRT... I hear that's a bad thing...ha! JK!

    • @brblack2007
      @brblack2007 2 года назад +3

      By the end of the day, these replies will prove your point.

  • @leeanne0716
    @leeanne0716 2 года назад +1478

    its nice to see a president that can take a joke instead of screaming at them!

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 года назад +76

      Or exacting revenge. 🙄

    • @MikeFelix1805
      @MikeFelix1805 2 года назад +46

      100%

    • @NPC13377
      @NPC13377 2 года назад

      Biden is a joke

    • @sirmister9099
      @sirmister9099 2 года назад

      Joe biden is constantly yelling at people. he tends to call them dog faced pony soldiers and said he has nothing to do with hunter’s work in Ukraine. unfortunately the laptop says otherwise but you are right. At least we dont have to put up with mean tweets. world war 3 is easier to deal with. i cant wait to own nothing and be happy

    • @nicksandmann5874
      @nicksandmann5874 2 года назад

      .

  • @jackdshellback3819
    @jackdshellback3819 2 года назад +4

    Who else reckons Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Tailor Green are.... you know...... doing it?

  • @ashakir622
    @ashakir622 2 года назад +2

    I'm a little embarrassed to admit that I sometimes eat my pizza with a fork and knife too. I just don't like to get my fingers greasy. 🤣

  • @windsorSJ
    @windsorSJ 2 года назад +330

    I remember Obama's time in office very well. I'm a Brit but I thought Obama could change the world and was sad to see him go. When he was around the White House it seemed a lot happier place than trump's White House. I never once saw trump connect so intimately with an audience that he could have everybody laughing sincerely.
    I miss Obama and I'm concerned for America and what comes next for you.

    • @julio7842
      @julio7842 2 года назад

      Obama was the best “Republican” president since Reagan.

    • @saulgster
      @saulgster 2 года назад +46

      Thank you for your concern sir. I'm American and you are correct. When Obama did help the people a lot and I was always excited to hear his speeches. It was completely different when Trumpdy dumpdy was in the white house. It was 4 years of literal hell for us Americans who voted against him. I'm glad we voted him out eventually.

    • @ROArecords2
      @ROArecords2 2 года назад +31

      It's a little worrisome with the Republican election tricks like redistricting, but if people come out to vote like they did in 2020, there may be some hope for this country.

    • @noahwilliams5168
      @noahwilliams5168 2 года назад +3

      @@saulgster bet u voted for Biden too😮‍💨

    • @BrdBks
      @BrdBks 2 года назад +15

      Yeah the ability to make your audience laugh determines how good of a president you are... Obama did nothing but hurt this country.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 года назад +196

    That's what happens when someone is unpopular in high school. Poor Matt Gaetz didn't even get a high school girlfriend until he was 38... and look what it's done to him!

    • @mooreandless
      @mooreandless 2 года назад +13

      Lol

    • @kylebritt1225
      @kylebritt1225 2 года назад +18

      Then he had to pay!

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 2 года назад

      @@kylebritt1225 You are thinking of Hunter Biden.

    • @kylebritt1225
      @kylebritt1225 2 года назад +12

      @@johnbrowne3950 Didn't vote for Hunter so it's inconsequential. Just like I didn't go to Trump University.

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 2 года назад +1

      @@kylebritt1225 Did you apply?

  • @hollyrorienetwork
    @hollyrorienetwork 2 года назад

    I'm glad you addressed that.

  • @beckymiller5907
    @beckymiller5907 2 года назад +1

    "Scum and scummer!" "Fiberace!" These writers are great! :D

  • @Derek-ws2xu
    @Derek-ws2xu 2 года назад +327

    It's good to see the former & present president can have a good laugh together, that's refreshing for the Country to witness.

    • @kylebritt1225
      @kylebritt1225 2 года назад +30

      Grown ups interacting what a cool concept!

    • @MrGgabber
      @MrGgabber 2 года назад

      Yeah, they can laugh because all the inflation they are causing doesn't effect them. They are laughing at you idiots who voted for them

    • @cybrfriends5089
      @cybrfriends5089 2 года назад

      The only real US Presidents in the last 10 years.

    • @jackhammer7824
      @jackhammer7824 2 года назад +3

      " Wangthang " authentic presence !
      Keep'n it real.

    • @MrFenri
      @MrFenri 2 года назад +1

      That was a straight power move by Obama. Shouldn’t have done it but meh.

  • @donnale3881
    @donnale3881 2 года назад +144

    President Biden has such a wonderful sense of humor, and he’s as humble as it gets.

    • @jarrypason8885
      @jarrypason8885 2 года назад

      Hello Donna how are you doing today?

    • @brushcreek42
      @brushcreek42 2 года назад +6

      Humble? He's an elderly man who's mind is failing.

    • @31terikennedy
      @31terikennedy 2 года назад +3

      Apparently he likes potty jokes, just ask the Pope. :D

    • @Jayke5150
      @Jayke5150 2 года назад +8

      Lets go brandon

    • @travis8947
      @travis8947 2 года назад +2

      @@Jayke5150 you a satisfied Matt Gaetz groupie?

  • @petebutler5139
    @petebutler5139 2 года назад +1

    “Waiting for daddy to finish” hit me late but then I spit ginger ale across the room! 😉 OMGosh was that funny!

  • @chrisyacoback6320
    @chrisyacoback6320 Год назад +1

    Hey Jimmy I really Love your show... Molly is a very cool part of the show. You and Molly are awesome

  • @karenfitzpatrick6256
    @karenfitzpatrick6256 2 года назад +125

    I miss Obama's speeches. Calm, clear, strong, optimistic and appropriately humorous.
    Trump should stick to bragging bigly about his golfing

    • @johnalsop2303
      @johnalsop2303 2 года назад +6

      I miss the dude!

    • @ezcoinshopper5943
      @ezcoinshopper5943 2 года назад

      It's not a speech it's called MK ULTRA and it seems to be working on you

    • @RSfandude
      @RSfandude 2 года назад +6

      Trump living rent free in your head lol

    • @karenfitzpatrick6256
      @karenfitzpatrick6256 2 года назад +3

      @@RSfandude Only in my mind's thankful area that he is no longer president!

    • @karenfitzpatrick6256
      @karenfitzpatrick6256 2 года назад

      @@ezcoinshopper5943 I have no idea what you mean. Nor do I care to.

  • @ajayarya8591
    @ajayarya8591 2 года назад +87

    I hear Gaetz wants to move to Tennessee. No age limits to get married... 🤔

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 года назад +9

      Even they might start rethinking the whole matter if he shows up. 🤔

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 года назад +18

      Yup, his thoughts....every underage is a Ten I See.

    • @des3753
      @des3753 2 года назад +7

      @@TheDarkness1 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @docwatson1134
      @docwatson1134 2 года назад

      Divorce and repeat every three years, Mr. Gaetz be in hog heaven!

    • @AZVIDS
      @AZVIDS 2 года назад +4

      Maybe he can comfort Beau’s wife like Hunter did?🤣

  • @shelleygebhardt3143
    @shelleygebhardt3143 2 года назад +1

    This is great!

    • @jarrypason8885
      @jarrypason8885 2 года назад

      Hello Shelley how are you doing today?

  • @ronniemontgomery4394
    @ronniemontgomery4394 2 года назад +3

    Go Joe your the man.

    • @jarrypason8885
      @jarrypason8885 2 года назад

      Hello Ronnie how are you doing today ?

  • @RyuLongRHOG
    @RyuLongRHOG 2 года назад +457

    I felt bad for Joe at that moment. But he took it like a champ. Obama's like that cool kid at the party everyone wants to talk to.

    • @donnavorce8856
      @donnavorce8856 2 года назад +21

      He IS the cool kid at the party.

    • @iDontCare12345Countess
      @iDontCare12345Countess 2 года назад +9

      @@donnavorce8856 he was so cool he sold weapons to Isis. Yeah a true cool guy

    • @mielmel
      @mielmel 2 года назад +12

      @@iDontCare12345Countess governments have used rebels to fight wars when they want to eliminate certain political powers. The only problem was that when you arm rebels, eventually they take power. This is a lesson learned and hopefully will not be repeated.

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 2 года назад +2

      Pretty sure the last part was set up too.

    • @winstonsmith6607
      @winstonsmith6607 2 года назад +5

      Yeah, poor Joe. He has a son named Hunter that nobody except FOX will talk about. It must suck for Joe that the entire msm won't acknowledge that he has a kid. Or that Ashley wrote a diary of being mollested by her dad.

  • @sharononeal7183
    @sharononeal7183 2 года назад +93

    So the state that struggles to keep high school diplomas accredited (ie, Clayton County schools) would rather focus on stupid things???

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 2 года назад +9

      Georgia makes South Carolina look great 👍. Thanks Marjorie Traitor Greene!

    • @ty.1357
      @ty.1357 2 года назад +1

      @@amyreynolds3619 lolll😂😂

    • @ca6360
      @ca6360 2 года назад

      Exactly .... these people are so low info and poor priorities as they become poorer by the day!... oh wait I am talking big picture democrat voters

    • @jarrypason8885
      @jarrypason8885 2 года назад

      Hello Sharon how are you doing today?

    • @Mdebacle
      @Mdebacle 2 года назад

      Those of us who saw the inbred banjo picker and sadistic hillbillies in 'Deliverance' realize MTG and Andrew Clyde are exemplary representatives for Georgia.

  • @melissaphelps1046
    @melissaphelps1046 2 года назад +1

    “Fibberaci”🤪
    “Scum and scammer”😂
    “Jesus Washington”🤣
    Jimmy, you are the best!!!🥰

    • @jarrypason8885
      @jarrypason8885 2 года назад

      Hello Melissa how are you doing today?

  • @johnnyroche138
    @johnnyroche138 2 года назад +4

    Biden had that “So this is what Trump feels like” moment

  • @jcoopes5604
    @jcoopes5604 2 года назад +118

    FYI: it’s primary season, register and vote 🗳! We cannot let them get control! Let’s ditch Mitch and minions for all they stand for/on

    • @victordecastro7221
      @victordecastro7221 2 года назад

      _ instead of busting unions let's bust that g0p = gang of 💀putin💀 ❗❗

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 2 года назад +7

      Make sure your like-minded friends also register and vote!

    • @spaceballs44
      @spaceballs44 2 года назад +2

      I’m glad I already voted using the absentee ballot.

    • @jesylynw744
      @jesylynw744 2 года назад +3

      If you are already registered, check your status to make sure your voter registration didn’t get purged.

    • @mittensmcghee4916
      @mittensmcghee4916 2 года назад

      Let who get control? The left and right are two hands of the same corrupt body!

  • @dumpie45sucks43
    @dumpie45sucks43 2 года назад +139

    So nice to see Joe and Obama together again. Great presidents working for America.

  • @lynnegackstetter2779
    @lynnegackstetter2779 2 года назад +2

    I live in rural Minnesota and I just looked out every one of my windows and doors and I don't see my windmill?? Am I being cheated out of my windmill by my house ??? Call tRump and ask him where the hell is my windmill??😄😄😄

    • @jarrypason8885
      @jarrypason8885 2 года назад

      Hello Lynne how are you doing today?

  • @Jan-zv7ze
    @Jan-zv7ze Год назад

    Love Kansas Jayhawks!! I'm a Jayhawk myself..bestest bestest team!

  • @sweetangel9498
    @sweetangel9498 2 года назад +332

    The most wasted of days is the day without laughter! Obama is nice and so is Joe. Matured men who know how to keep a friendship going.

    • @markr9193
      @markr9193 2 года назад +4

      Obama and Michael

    • @flipwright1138
      @flipwright1138 2 года назад

      Uh Oh@@markr9193 is an insecure little boy.

    • @DADONZMK
      @DADONZMK 2 года назад

      @@markr9193 I can see you're really delusional 😅 all that was photoshop to make her look like a man.....learn the art 🎨 programs you maybe learn something 🤔 but then again you trumpeter are actually air heads😅 even when yall see the truth yall don't want to hear it but who cares about an un educated air head

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 2 года назад +12

      Healthy relationships...something 45 doesn't grasp, or do. I miss ethics and dignity...Joe's trying, but 45 did so much harm.

    • @DUDEBroHey
      @DUDEBroHey 2 года назад +2

      What's nice about what Obama did to Libya?

  • @bermudagirl5039
    @bermudagirl5039 2 года назад +25

    “Tan of La Mancha” - man his writers are fantastic!!!😂

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 2 года назад

      Jimmy, please stop giving the tangerine twit air time. Yeah, make fun of him but we're sick of his voice and image. TY

    • @Brklyn_NuYawka
      @Brklyn_NuYawka 2 года назад +2

      I literally scrolled through thr comments looking to see if anyone else heard that.🤣🤣🤣

  • @kjyoung9715
    @kjyoung9715 2 года назад

    That's right Molly.. Let's Go SIXERS 🏆💯💯💯

  • @phillylifer
    @phillylifer 2 года назад

    That really was a tearjerker

  • @Diana_L.
    @Diana_L. 2 года назад +121

    Actually, Trump isn't mad at windmills, he's mad at wind. Have you seen what wind does with his hair?

    • @jamesmarsh9888
      @jamesmarsh9888 2 года назад +1

      Have you seen how much wind Biden passes?

    • @belikewater420
      @belikewater420 2 года назад +4

      Toupèe*

    • @huletnadof313
      @huletnadof313 2 года назад

      @@jamesmarsh9888 You can't see flatulence. On the other hand, you can smell feces like those caked in Trump's adult diapers.

    • @calebstevens7487
      @calebstevens7487 2 года назад +2

      @@belikewater420 as much as I don’t like the guy, it’s real.

    • @texannadeb5005
      @texannadeb5005 2 года назад +2

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂. True!🌬🌬🌬

  • @niallbyrne6474
    @niallbyrne6474 2 года назад +143

    I love Joe, no insecurity when with his cool friend Obama. Respectable,caring & humble

    • @leonbell5141
      @leonbell5141 2 года назад +6

      He looks old, frail like an out of touch grandpa about 100 years old 😂

    • @FishingHuntingAndBigfoot
      @FishingHuntingAndBigfoot 2 года назад +7

      I'm pretty sure you are confusing dementia with humble.

    • @bazookajoethompson3407
      @bazookajoethompson3407 2 года назад +3

      HAHAHA! You must change Joe's Diapers!!

    • @niallbyrne6474
      @niallbyrne6474 2 года назад +2

      @@leonbell5141 lol and Trump was gorgeous lol

    • @niallbyrne6474
      @niallbyrne6474 2 года назад

      @@FishingHuntingAndBigfoot You obviously don't know anyone with dementia . Even people with dementia can be humble

  • @randyschultz4549
    @randyschultz4549 2 года назад

    Love how Kimmel keeps rubbing these pieces of crap in the dirt!!!!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Carolmaizy
    @Carolmaizy 2 года назад

    Go unions! Bring them back!

  • @arenc5619
    @arenc5619 2 года назад +72

    I almost cried watching Obama and Joe back in the White House. How I miss President Obama.

    • @johnalsop2303
      @johnalsop2303 2 года назад +1

      Obama was the man!!!
      Still freaks me out that Republicans and the Tea Party couldn't stand that a half-black guy made it farther than they ever will.

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda 2 года назад +3

      @@JawBoneChronicles Bless your heart, honey.

    • @lauriejones4507
      @lauriejones4507 2 года назад +2

      @@plaidpanda he sure is "special" ain't he? 🤪😉🤭

    • @ezcoinshopper5943
      @ezcoinshopper5943 2 года назад +1

      You mean that traitor?

    • @Kimberly-dt4ko
      @Kimberly-dt4ko 2 года назад

      @@ezcoinshopper5943 Catch up. They threw the traitor out of the WH over a year ago.

  • @latonyanewsome0
    @latonyanewsome0 2 года назад +45

    Gosh I wonder what John McCain would think about Trump endorsing Palin.
    She's just spitting on his grave, but then again he did choose her. 😕

    • @MiniM69
      @MiniM69 2 года назад +3

      He’s partially responsible for this. Never forget.

    • @dianedenham5259
      @dianedenham5259 2 года назад +10

      She was selected for him. They had no idea she was a freaking basketcase and couldn't cope.

    • @Kimberly-dt4ko
      @Kimberly-dt4ko 2 года назад +8

      Why would she want the endorsement of someone who lived in a foreign country before moving to Florida? (Remember how she thought NY was in a foreign country?). Maybe it's because she can see Russia out her kitchen window and neighbor Vlad likes him.

    • @ezcoinshopper5943
      @ezcoinshopper5943 2 года назад

      Something we should all do

    • @brendaleary9281
      @brendaleary9281 2 года назад +3

      @@dianedenham5259
      😂😂😂😂😂😂
      McCain was doing the same thing that Joe Biden did
      Trying to bring our country into real equality. But Palin is a cook coo bird

  • @marlalepp9037
    @marlalepp9037 2 года назад +1

    JIMMY. BEST MONOLOGUE EVER.....BRAVO

  • @gillesmatheronpro
    @gillesmatheronpro 2 года назад

    Clever and witty... smart people love your creations Jimmy ! Event those "old fashion folks who just can't get it" from France.
    Keep on keeping !

  • @XeroCool420
    @XeroCool420 2 года назад +325

    Joe even put his arms up like WTF? Oh man that's priceless and I do like the guy. I think he really does have people's best interests in mind

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 2 года назад +14

      You can tell he and Obama have been planning this for awhile. And the "vice president" joke 🤣

    • @StandYourGrounds
      @StandYourGrounds 2 года назад +5

      He doesn't have a mind. It's gone.

    • @brushcreek42
      @brushcreek42 2 года назад +1

      @@kbanghart Joke? I think not!

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 2 года назад +29

      @@StandYourGrounds you're right, Trump's mind is gone.

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 2 года назад +4

      @@brushcreek42 yep absolutely a joke

  • @billy-joe4398
    @billy-joe4398 2 года назад +20

    The Will Smith bit was so funny 😂

    • @ezcoinshopper5943
      @ezcoinshopper5943 2 года назад

      There never anything FUNNY anymore on late night it's ridiculous and disgusting every night

  • @lindaward3156
    @lindaward3156 2 года назад +1

    the way you referenced Will Smith was the absolute best I've heard yet. thanks! I think that it's - pros & cons - going to be a comedic classic.☮️

    • @jarrypason8885
      @jarrypason8885 2 года назад

      Hello Linda how are you doing today?

  • @sherimann6144
    @sherimann6144 Год назад

    Belly laugh! Hysterical thank you Jimmy!

  • @SoManyRandomRamblings
    @SoManyRandomRamblings 2 года назад +8

    All the Alaskans I know, when they heard Palin was running up here, ALL said "I thought she moved to Arizona"

    • @SouthwesternEagle
      @SouthwesternEagle 2 года назад +1

      As an Arizonan in Phoenix, I can tell you she never lived here. John McCain, her Presidential running mate lived here and was our Senator.

    • @whitebird5383
      @whitebird5383 2 года назад

      Are you sure they didnt say that they *wished* she moved to Arizona. Lol

  • @tonylupone1157
    @tonylupone1157 2 года назад +6

    MTG has a massive Man Crush on AOC

    • @sirmister9099
      @sirmister9099 2 года назад

      AOC just got in trouble for embezzling money

  • @MrArcher0
    @MrArcher0 2 года назад +9

    It was nice to see Jimmy and his wife on the show together.

  • @louiselaliberte9816
    @louiselaliberte9816 2 года назад

    Of course anything that could ruin his combover-helmet would be his nemesis. Those damn windmills!!!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @razorTsax
    @razorTsax 2 года назад +21

    Matt Gaetz looks like an evil cartoon villain

    • @kylebritt1225
      @kylebritt1225 2 года назад +1

      Venmo John The Snorter sound about right.

    • @joedelira2337
      @joedelira2337 2 года назад +2

      He looks like the incredibles villain

    • @bartholomewcubbins9723
      @bartholomewcubbins9723 2 года назад +2

      Not coincidentally, he IS an evil cartoonish villain.

    • @LethalSaliva
      @LethalSaliva Год назад +1

      It's that upturned nose of his. Gives him a harelip-kind of look, like Josh Powell.

  • @MadDragon75
    @MadDragon75 2 года назад +456

    It's okay Joe... Everyone misses him... Besides, he's a hard act to follow.

    • @jreteeksjreteeks8868
      @jreteeksjreteeks8868 2 года назад +6

      I know right

    • @alansbinnie1446
      @alansbinnie1446 2 года назад +15

      Clowns are always hard to follow.

    • @TheMarxist70
      @TheMarxist70 2 года назад +13

      @@alansbinnie1446 word. As well as criminals always love cronies to take the fall for him

    • @liveandletdie7187
      @liveandletdie7187 2 года назад +38

      @@alansbinnie1446 you mean trump?

    • @MadDragon75
      @MadDragon75 2 года назад +5

      @@alansbinnie1446 🤔I'm surprised after 6 years and so charming... Yet still no one subscribed to your ch.?
      What a shame.

  • @melly3427
    @melly3427 2 года назад

    Jimmy why did you do Uncle Joe like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Milaaq302
    @Milaaq302 2 года назад +1

    THAT was the joke she reported to the police?!?? Where is Will Smith, indeed.

  • @ripadipaflipa4672
    @ripadipaflipa4672 2 года назад +206

    Poor Joe! He is soo cute and just a real guy. How doesn’t everyone love him?

    • @kathyb8540
      @kathyb8540 2 года назад +19

      No also don’t forget inflation, High gas prices and a wide open boarder. Guess you do though💩

    • @Gooselip
      @Gooselip 2 года назад +18

      Ask Hunter Biden and his laptop who is the big guy?

    • @ezcoinshopper5943
      @ezcoinshopper5943 2 года назад

      Their is nothing to love. a grown man in diapers should be at home back in the basement where he was all of 2019

    • @samsepiol05590
      @samsepiol05590 2 года назад +22

      @@Gooselip HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER!!!
      Rent. Free.

    • @samsepiol05590
      @samsepiol05590 2 года назад +40

      @@kathyb8540 gas prices are through the roof world wide. Inflation is world wide. Keep hitting those talking points though!

  • @wiggywig1105
    @wiggywig1105 2 года назад +43

    I live in Georgia and have kids in the school system. The last bit was HILARIOUS, and accurate!!! My daughter is in college AP government now and they are discussing this bullsh!t in class.

    • @justemmalyn7934
      @justemmalyn7934 2 года назад +6

      Oh goodness! I was in AP Gov just after Trump was elected. Things were pretty crazy all around, but thankfully our teacher was very good at remaining unbiased. We all had a great experience and learned a lot. However, when I was in a Social Problems course as a sophomore in college (last year,) the political climate was so intense even in just our classroom that campus security had to get involved and everything.

    • @PhunnyConflicts
      @PhunnyConflicts 2 года назад +2

      How do you parents general feel about it over there? Oppose? Mixed? Against?
      It feels so strange with that law passing. It just feels like we went back in time. I don't know how to explains it.

    • @anitajohnson819
      @anitajohnson819 2 года назад +1

      They should be teaching this in govt right now. What is going on in our country right now r very valuable teaching moments. U should be applauding her teacher. Talk to your daughter more.

  • @lynnenormandeau318
    @lynnenormandeau318 2 года назад +1

    WAS that Bezos with the heart-shaped sunglasses? Sure looks like Canadian Paul Schaffer!

    • @jarrypason8885
      @jarrypason8885 2 года назад

      Hello Lynne how are you doing today?

  • @TheDAJ007
    @TheDAJ007 2 года назад

    That was hilarious with Obama and Biden LOL

  • @MaryAnnNytowl
    @MaryAnnNytowl 2 года назад +40

    Absofreakinglutely pathetic to see the RWQNJs on here defending the likes of Gaetz and MTG. Still, great segment, team. Thanks for being one of the few rays of light into my darkness. ❤❤

    • @ripadipaflipa4672
      @ripadipaflipa4672 2 года назад +5

      Well said!

    • @MrGgabber
      @MrGgabber 2 года назад

      I mean MTG is pretty out there, but the entire Democrat party supports sexualizing 5 year olds, so I'll go with the crazy lady over the p3dos

    • @dylanfarnum4121
      @dylanfarnum4121 2 года назад +2

      Despite never having seen the acronym RWQNJs before, I read it as if it was written out in words. Amazing.

    • @jarrypason8885
      @jarrypason8885 2 года назад

      Hello Mary how are you doing today?

  • @brendaleary9281
    @brendaleary9281 2 года назад +95

    I love Jove Biden! I love Obama too!
    Nice people. Wives are so intelligent and just so right. Its these examples that we need to teach our kids.

    • @jarrypason8885
      @jarrypason8885 2 года назад

      Hello Brenda how are you doing today?

    • @trippingballs8116
      @trippingballs8116 2 года назад +2

      Brenda👈🤡🐑🤦‍♂️

    • @tiararoxeanne1318
      @tiararoxeanne1318 2 года назад

      @@trippingballs8116 👈🤡💤

    • @chrismcgrath5980
      @chrismcgrath5980 2 года назад +1

      Have another glass of wine Brenda 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @tiararoxeanne1318
      @tiararoxeanne1318 2 года назад

      @@chrismcgrath5980 You might need to be sober yourself before offering wine to someone else

  • @SuburbanDon
    @SuburbanDon Год назад

    This writing is great. I love the nick names.

  • @nathanvanek6479
    @nathanvanek6479 2 года назад

    I got a USAA ad before she replied to when he asked her who would win the tournament. I guess that’s who it was. Okay. Well, anyway, go Kansas. And I’m glad they did! YAY!

  • @dsddala467
    @dsddala467 2 года назад +40

    Ha ha ha..."Where is Will Smith when you really need him?" Hilarious.

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 2 года назад +34

    I was gonna ask and also say it’s great to see Molly again I sure enjoyed getting to know her over pandemic .

  • @neilchud5787
    @neilchud5787 2 года назад

    Maybe a new pizza for Trump to fork over. I was thinking the Don Quixote stuffed crust.

  • @smoothcriminal4038
    @smoothcriminal4038 2 года назад +3

    Trump would've sued Obama for calling him vice president 🤣🤣

  • @crontemisto8994
    @crontemisto8994 2 года назад +59

    Your list of banned Amazon phrases left out "We need to leave; there is a tornado coming"

  • @auntiekaren4692
    @auntiekaren4692 2 года назад +23

    Hey do you guys think MTG and Lowrent Bobblehead are narcissistic sociopaths or sociopathic narcissists?

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 года назад +1

      Both and behind closed doors they more than likely are having a secret love affair.

    • @winterghost3395
      @winterghost3395 2 года назад +4

      Socionarcipaths .. boebert and greene .. as defined by the Merriam/Webster Authority 2022 Edition 👍

    • @TheMsHopelin
      @TheMsHopelin 2 года назад +2

      @@TheDarkness1 uh uh... she's too old for him.

    • @ezcoinshopper5943
      @ezcoinshopper5943 2 года назад +1

      not as much as AUNTIE KAREN

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda 2 года назад +3

      @@ezcoinshopper5943 Bless your heart, honey.

  • @elizabethwade9615
    @elizabethwade9615 2 года назад

    Love that video.......It says it all

  • @marshamariner7897
    @marshamariner7897 2 года назад

    Molly keeping Jimmy in line😂😅💖🌹🇺🇸🇺🇦🌍🌎👀

  • @Kmanjr0
    @Kmanjr0 2 года назад +50

    Damn they really all were like “how can we get Obama a third term”

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 2 года назад +7

      If we could it would happen. The last time America was respected. So much damage done...

    • @adalgisounoqualunque9033
      @adalgisounoqualunque9033 2 года назад

      you are already enjoying it

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 2 года назад +4

      @@adalgisounoqualunque9033 I wish!

    • @tcoffmanaz
      @tcoffmanaz 2 года назад

      They mentioned 25th, appointment and Vice President in that conversation. While having a cackling fit over thinking she'd soon be president, Kamala missed the part that she'd have to resign.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 2 года назад +1

      @@tcoffmanaz Just curious, who are "they?"

  • @aragorn1780
    @aragorn1780 2 года назад +1

    I'm calling it...
    Matt Gaetz and MTG are f'ing

  • @pourattitude4206
    @pourattitude4206 2 года назад

    The Great Pizza Incident ...
    Bigly oversold imo

  • @bucio959
    @bucio959 2 года назад +53

    Great show Jimmy never disappointed keep it up you guys 👍

    • @ezcoinshopper5943
      @ezcoinshopper5943 2 года назад +5

      JIMMY a despicable human, if he really is

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda 2 года назад +3

      @@ezcoinshopper5943 That's nice, dear.

    • @MrGgabber
      @MrGgabber 2 года назад

      @@plaidpanda okay groomer

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda 2 года назад

      @@MrGgabber You bet, incel.

    • @MrGgabber
      @MrGgabber 2 года назад

      @@plaidpanda LOL, you think that's worse 🤣🤣🤣

  • @colmastro4373
    @colmastro4373 2 года назад +19

    "Waiting for daddy to finish" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ezcoinshopper5943
      @ezcoinshopper5943 2 года назад

      He's finished they just find anther jackass better

    • @EasyMac813
      @EasyMac813 2 года назад +1

      I was looking for this 😂🤣 I feel like he did not fully think that one through 😭😂

  • @jessiexxxx2375
    @jessiexxxx2375 2 года назад

    Gold!

  • @Frontier2000AnoDomin
    @Frontier2000AnoDomin 2 года назад +1

    In Europe, the question about MTG is slightly different. The question is not so much if she should be constitutionally barred as whether she should be institutionally sectioned. YeeeHaaa UnterMTG!

  • @Me_G.
    @Me_G. 2 года назад +3

    A chef-kiss to your video's title, Jimmy. Love from Australia ♥️ (ex-Colorado resident 😔)

  • @davidpierson7388
    @davidpierson7388 2 года назад +13

    GA prohibits teaching "divisive subjects"? Guess that math classes will be a lot easier in Georgia!

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 2 года назад +1

      That would eliminate fractions, decimals, and percentages too, right? Much easier.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 2 года назад +1

      PE will also get much easier. Nobody will be split into teams.

    • @brblack2007
      @brblack2007 2 года назад

      Reminds me of the Atlanta Public Schools cheating scandal.

    • @samiam4544
      @samiam4544 2 года назад

      Guess schools will be just one big auditorium from now on. They can't be dividing children into classes after this.

  • @anthill7334
    @anthill7334 2 года назад

    I LOVE YOU GARDEN GUY!

  • @tiggerandrew1254
    @tiggerandrew1254 2 года назад

    Tan of La Mancha. Inspired and so spot on.

  • @elizabethlove4856
    @elizabethlove4856 2 года назад +69

    I L❤️Ve you and Guillermo! You guys make me smile every night! I’m so sad on weekends and vacations when you’re not on!