Marjorie Taylor Greene's Hate During Pride, Don Jr’s Hypocrisy & Laura Ingraham Blames Pot Not Guns

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  • Опубликовано: 1 июн 2022
  • The Celtics & Warriors kick off the NBA Finals in San Francisco, Laura Ingraham of Fox News is blaming gun violence on marijuana, Garbage-person Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia has been trying to pin some of the blame on those who support the LGBTQ+ community, Sarah Palin is keeping busy warning viewers of Fox News that the Democrats are trying to kill them, Donald Trump Jr’s official online store is pushing products that are “designed and embroidered in the USA” but actually made in places like China, Nicaragua and El Salvador, the company in charge of Elvis Presley’s brand has ordered wedding chapels in Nevada to stop using Elvis in their ceremonies, and we take to the street to confuse people with the first of what we hope will be many editions of “Breaking the News.”
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  • @alhiggins5154
    @alhiggins5154 2 года назад +882

    Blames pot for shootings? Have you ever met an angry stoned person? I haven't.

    • @gageshippy2256
      @gageshippy2256 2 года назад +9

      Drugs make you crazy is not a crazy thing to say.

    • @servdv
      @servdv 2 года назад +107

      @@gageshippy2256 yup you can always tell someone that never had pot before Lmao too funny pot makes you eat snakes and lay on the couch.

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli 2 года назад +8

      ... asking for a friend 😁

    • @Taijifufu
      @Taijifufu 2 года назад +42

      @@servdv that typo makes it sound crazier than before. Lounging about eating _snakes??_ * shudder *

    • @gageshippy2256
      @gageshippy2256 2 года назад +6

      @@servdv trying drugs like pot doesn't make you want to try other drugs? What happens when you run out of drugs? Don't people do crazy things to get their fix? Please tell me why doing drugs is a good thing.

  • @gueits8586
    @gueits8586 2 года назад +1214

    As a disabled war vet, weed has stopped me from being violent. Also, MTG looks like Ron Perlman's rendition of beast from the 80's.

    • @markguzewski5430
      @markguzewski5430 2 года назад +128

      "MTG looks like Ron Perlman's rendition of beast from the 80's"
      THAT"S IT! I knew I've seen that face somewhere before.

    • @Jekons
      @Jekons 2 года назад +98

      First, Thank You for your service🫡
      Second, You are so spot on about her looking like Perlman!!!😂

    • @mattisonquinn6486
      @mattisonquinn6486 2 года назад +37

      LMAO.

    • @fabrisseterbrugghe8567
      @fabrisseterbrugghe8567 2 года назад +61

      Nonsense. Vincent was handsome.
      MTG proves the adage "ugly is as ugly does."

    • @somtrip
      @somtrip 2 года назад +38

      I had to Google that, but that comparison was uncanny. We need to get this message across Twitter.

  • @firefoxblue5803
    @firefoxblue5803 Год назад +99

    Every time she speaks I have the same reaction. "Can such stupidity truly exist?"

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 Год назад +1

      Every time Joe Biden speaks and Kama Harris speaks I have the same reaction. "can such stupidity truly exist?"

    • @ernestassam5419
      @ernestassam5419 Год назад +4

      Sadly, it is the level of intelligence of her constituents that she exhibits. Imagine returning her to the house?

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 Год назад +1

      @@ernestassam5419 That's your OPINION! An opinion is not always based on fact. Intelligence has nothing to do with opinions. So, there are many who don't agree with you and your opinion of MTG. Ms Green and her constituents have a right to build on their political beliefs no matter how much YOU dislike her.

    • @lisalisa1435
      @lisalisa1435 Год назад +2

      Yes.
      Sadly.
      Just look at Boobert and that wing ding from Alaska.
      Geezus.

    • @CryptocurrencyInsider
      @CryptocurrencyInsider Год назад

      She's not stupid - she's evil.

  • @brendamcdonall5798
    @brendamcdonall5798 2 года назад +39

    MTG should have not merely " the book thrown at her", but the entire library.

    • @allenlovell1604
      @allenlovell1604 Год назад +2

      Starting with the Law Books 📚 😌 👌 ☺️ [ LOL 😆 ] !

  • @jefffreeman644
    @jefffreeman644 2 года назад +17

    MTG is such a terrible human being!!

    • @treegreen941
      @treegreen941 2 года назад

      I disagree - she's not a human being :)

  • @dinkazoid
    @dinkazoid 2 года назад +476

    I love how blunt he is about how vile mTG is

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 2 года назад +8

      EmptyG

    • @schplafff
      @schplafff 2 года назад +15

      @Gun care.Health control.
      No, she's not.

    • @schplafff
      @schplafff 2 года назад +4

      @Gun care.Health control.
      I'll have to agree with Gandhi, then...

    • @KayakFishing44
      @KayakFishing44 2 года назад +5

      @Gun care.Health control. No. She is not.

    • @jameandthegiantpeach2273
      @jameandthegiantpeach2273 2 года назад +12

      ... she's not vile, she wants to protect children from being able to see unicorns and furries in their school books, and if that means that a few of them have to be brutally sh0t at school every other week, who cares....(sarcasm)

  • @Overcaffenated
    @Overcaffenated 2 года назад +161

    "Garbage person MTG" Well, somebody finally found the most succinct way to describe her.

    • @jancook4495
      @jancook4495 2 года назад +9

      @Jac Daniels oops are you triggered and so fast .

    • @thisisspartacus
      @thisisspartacus 2 года назад

      It's an insult to hard working garbage people to be compared to her, but the point is taken.

    • @scotttavernier720
      @scotttavernier720 2 года назад

      Trump 2024. Make America great again again

    • @tammyjohnson1927
      @tammyjohnson1927 Год назад

      ​@@scotttavernier720 He didn't make America great the first time. But by his cards and his book by all means. 🦇💩👹.

  • @SouthburyGirl
    @SouthburyGirl 2 года назад +52

    "Shameless, worthless, grifters and leaches" that about sums these vile people up. So glad to hear you calling them out for exactly what they are - nobody else is. I wonder just how many Americans understand how close we really came on Jan. 6.

    • @thecool5718
      @thecool5718 Год назад +1

      Kimmel is what you just described

    • @michaeld9682
      @michaeld9682 Год назад

      Southbury girl, how does it feel to be brainwashed?

    • @chuckwarchild3150
      @chuckwarchild3150 Год назад

      You are totally right 👍 There isn't enough Americans speaking up on that fact. Allowing morons on the right to hurt our nation. DaiperDon didn't give a damn the affect of telling lies about the electoral system would have! While he knew the whole time there wasn't any fraud or cheating. His people all around him repeatedly told him to stop telling people it was rigged, it's not true. But Daiperman did not care. He'd rather see the Nation go down than loose his position as President. How could anyone American get behind these fools baffles any sound thinking human.

    • @byronleach3767
      @byronleach3767 Год назад

      ​@@thecool5718 ppppppp pp p

    • @byronleach3767
      @byronleach3767 Год назад

      Pp pp ppppp

  • @purpleishpanda
    @purpleishpanda 2 года назад +438

    MTG: complains about terrorism
    also MTG: votes against the terrorism bill

    • @edwardblair4096
      @edwardblair4096 2 года назад +32

      If she got rid of terrorism, then she would have nothing to complain about (but I'm sure she would find something else).
      Besides, actively investigating and prosecuting domestic terrorists would be attacking one of her big constituent voting blocks.

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 2 года назад

      Because the real terrorists vote for her

    • @ruthdevisser6632
      @ruthdevisser6632 2 года назад +25

      She did the same thing with baby formula

    • @old-fashionedcoughypot
      @old-fashionedcoughypot 2 года назад +19

      She also dangled to the yokels that 'Jewish SPACE LASERS' were starting forest fires in California too. 🙄

    • @elmarobberts5128
      @elmarobberts5128 2 года назад

      She voted against it because deep down she knows who the REAL terrorists are.

  • @dannmarceau9743
    @dannmarceau9743 2 года назад +59

    I think MTG should slow down on the testosterone injections.

    • @gageshippy2256
      @gageshippy2256 2 года назад

      Aww is a woman who works out to much of a man for you? She's a full woman but she's not a pathetic wimp like you so she must be a man by your standards

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 года назад +3

      lookin like Mark McGwire.

    • @donnawhiteturkey7240
      @donnawhiteturkey7240 2 года назад +3

      👍👏👏

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 2 года назад +5

      @@markmac2206 You can't disrespect Mark McGwire like that bro

  • @Bobalicious
    @Bobalicious 2 года назад +159

    That MTG is still a candidate for Congress is an embarrassment.

    • @nickro7722
      @nickro7722 2 года назад +3

      FJB is an embarrassment

    • @Bobalicious
      @Bobalicious 2 года назад

      @@nickro7722 I had to google FJB. I'm assuming you're referring to Joe Biden?
      He's not my first choice, but in the embarrassment department, he doesn't hold a candle to Chump and his ilk.

    • @prometheus5700
      @prometheus5700 2 года назад +2

      You ain't seen nothin yet. Stacey Abrams?

    • @Mid-American
      @Mid-American 2 года назад

      @@prometheus5700 Yes. Out here in middle America it's odd someone who's done nothing gets so much lib media love.

    • @jimdocker3570
      @jimdocker3570 2 года назад +1

      yes her and rashida talib omar ilhan and many more

  • @Mid-American
    @Mid-American 2 года назад +60

    As a Republican I'm glad Kimmel has an in-office job at least; but MTG is an embarrassment to us all and the good people of her district must send her packing.

    • @scotttavernier720
      @scotttavernier720 2 года назад

      You are a rino

    • @DirtFlyer
      @DirtFlyer 2 года назад

      Too late for that. She won her primary a few weeks ago against 5 other Republicans. She got 70% of the vote. The next closest Republican got 15%. And in a district like that, no Democrat will win for a long, long time, if ever.

    • @jamesrobinson9646
      @jamesrobinson9646 Год назад

      They will not....she's echoing their sentiments

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 Год назад

      Fluck the "packing". Send her as a package to Nicaragua

    • @jamesrobinson9646
      @jamesrobinson9646 Год назад

      She has no place in politics, her only goal is to foment hate and chaos. Shame on the people who sent her to Congress. I pray for the day Dems and Repubs can have civil discourse about what is good for America. Treating fellow citizens as the enemy is insane, no one wins.

  • @johnwinslow3776
    @johnwinslow3776 2 года назад +39

    Pot makes you too lazy to go get your gun

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 2 года назад +577

    The only time I've ever been violent when high is when I have to involuntarily see or hear Laura Ingraham

    • @rohankurian5641
      @rohankurian5641 2 года назад +30

      😂😂✌😂😂

    • @crystalview5811
      @crystalview5811 2 года назад +15

      Lol!

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 2 года назад +1

      and the wannabe dictator donny sells his hats and shirts that are made in China, Nicaragua, El Salvidor... ANYWHERE but USA... in sweatshops (owned by Ivanka?)... costing $3 to make. Selling for $30+ each.

    • @willmorrison5950
      @willmorrison5950 2 года назад +12

      😂😂😂

    • @dennisthemenace8854
      @dennisthemenace8854 2 года назад

      we would like it if our own border was safe along with the schools I wonder how many of these Mass shootings are done by democrats jimmy

  • @joemug4079
    @joemug4079 2 года назад +22

    Jimmy is the best. Wittiest, funnest, good human being. I dont miss a show.

    • @scotttavernier720
      @scotttavernier720 2 года назад

      Why are his ratings so much lower than tucker?

    • @jamesrobinson9646
      @jamesrobinson9646 Год назад +2

      @@scotttavernier720 because he does something that is missing at Fox..... TRUTH

    • @jamesrobinson9646
      @jamesrobinson9646 Год назад

      @@scotttavernier720 see you're still in the weeds throwing bombs....a rino would have more character

    • @jamesrobinson9646
      @jamesrobinson9646 Год назад

      @@scotttavernier720 Tucker is a HATER....only maga and Putin Russians embrace him, not Americans

  • @Paineinyourblank
    @Paineinyourblank 2 года назад +5

    I cant believe mtg just won in her district. damn fools. can we maybe look at the water supply in that city cause something has to be wrong there

  • @MarkWick
    @MarkWick 2 года назад +174

    MTG told one undeniable lie when she said "I think."

  • @SlavaUkraine420
    @SlavaUkraine420 2 года назад +1660

    We make fun of MTG for being crazy, but the really scary thing is the number of people who support her and the fact she is still electable just blows my mind!! 🤯

    • @reginafutch3211
      @reginafutch3211 2 года назад +40

      For real

    • @DwiteLoot
      @DwiteLoot 2 года назад

      She ran unopposed because she sicced her rabid fans on her opponent, causing him and his family to get serious death threats and harassment to the point where he dropped out of the race. She’s a monster leading monsters.

    • @franksinatra1977
      @franksinatra1977 2 года назад

      the stupidest people are those who think Buyden is actually doing a good job, and calling the shots himself.. you would not be one of those idiots, would you?

    • @reginafutch3211
      @reginafutch3211 2 года назад

      Christians are supposed to love everyone. But to support her evil ways ,shows that they are not the Christians they " call themselves". Imo

    • @franksinatra1977
      @franksinatra1977 2 года назад +11

      @@reginafutch3211 those without sins are the ones who throw the first stones? and when are Christians suppose to love everyone?

  • @madelyn9826
    @madelyn9826 2 года назад +6

    OMG....My stomach hurt from laughing 😃 so hard. That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long while. Pleeeese do MORE. Love u2, Jimmy.

  • @ericlane659
    @ericlane659 Год назад +3

    Wow!! Jimmy had the RECEIPTS on Don Jr.'s merch gift!
    Excellent!!!
    Excellent!!!

  • @kelleywimberley
    @kelleywimberley 2 года назад +109

    Violent behavior from a drug that makes people laid back? Cross dressing and trans? WTF?

    • @cathithomas2888
      @cathithomas2888 2 года назад +3

      Lmasssso

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 года назад +10

      Up next on Fox News...Beavis and Butthead try to read the weather report.

    • @abbynormal3068
      @abbynormal3068 2 года назад +2

      @@TheDarkness1 🤣🤣🤣

    • @teresabates1498
      @teresabates1498 2 года назад +1

      @@TheDarkness1 good one

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 года назад

      @@teresabates1498 Next episode, Trump being interviewed by Cartman. No Donny! That's my pot pie! Stay tuned for an epic cat fight.

  • @lberelson
    @lberelson 2 года назад +951

    Hypocrisy: NRA didn’t allow guns in their own conference but the GOP senators allow it in grocery stores, churches and schools

    • @ire1398
      @ire1398 2 года назад

      As much as I hate the NRA, it wasn’t their decision - it was the Secret Service.

    • @religionisapoison2413
      @religionisapoison2413 2 года назад +8

      Where did you get that fact

    • @belikewater420
      @belikewater420 2 года назад +37

      It's because they know the dangers of that many people with different life situations having guns. But don't care when they are safe and can profit.

    • @geoJetson2208
      @geoJetson2208 2 года назад +45

      That's very true. They DON'T allow guns ANYWHERE THEY CONGREGATE.

    • @dmikulec
      @dmikulec 2 года назад +9

      Of course. The GOP/NRA Purge should only include citizens, but not the NRA and GOP.

  • @leanneaho920
    @leanneaho920 Год назад +13

    Keep it up Jimmy! I'm so with you, Happy Pride month Marge!

  • @RhondaB4thesong
    @RhondaB4thesong 2 года назад +3

    The Breaking the News bit is the funniest lmao in a while....nailed it!

  • @jeffreygalket5883
    @jeffreygalket5883 2 года назад +871

    MTG is nuts, but she’s also truly terrifying. And she’s actually in Congress.

    • @venomg5799
      @venomg5799 2 года назад

      She's actually a perfect representation of how stupid our country is.

    • @FockTrump
      @FockTrump 2 года назад

      Yep...a lot of Confederate Trump Nazis there. They love to HATE. 🍴💩🎺

    • @johnsmith9903
      @johnsmith9903 2 года назад

      also she's trans

    • @ptv8113
      @ptv8113 2 года назад

      She is. And that’s why she isn’t the problem as much as the millions of total f’in idiots we have living in this country. I swear it’s unique to US. To have this many idiots. The world is laughing.

    • @MsTifalicious
      @MsTifalicious 2 года назад +4

      Terrifying? How so?

  • @boogieboy6946
    @boogieboy6946 2 года назад +347

    Why is MTG acting sanctimonious, she cheated on her husband twice!! That's the reference Kimmel was eluding to..

    • @michaelrmurphy2734
      @michaelrmurphy2734 2 года назад +15

      Getting it on with the hot guys who came to her crossfit gym, I think.

    • @Kimberly-dt4ko
      @Kimberly-dt4ko 2 года назад +25

      The one article I read about it said the one guy confirmed it but didn't want to talk about her and the other had nothing nice to say about her.

    • @reggienaidoo6514
      @reggienaidoo6514 2 года назад

      What's confuses me is these Republican politicians lie so much, yet they get the majority evangelical vote.I am a Pastor in South Africa,the Bible calls Satan, the father of lies

    • @idigbill
      @idigbill 2 года назад +26

      She did her husband a favor. Maybe the only "nice" thing she's ever done.

    • @feszty
      @feszty 2 года назад

      Were those guys blind or had a neanderthal fetish?

  • @AmbushEveryone
    @AmbushEveryone 2 года назад +2

    Breaking the news is comedic gold! :)

  • @richardschneider8053
    @richardschneider8053 2 года назад +2

    Tony with Breaking the News was great. Loved his sence of humor.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 года назад +206

    MTG being a straight icon is a bad look for the straight community

    • @telebubba5527
      @telebubba5527 2 года назад +14

      She's only an icon for little green men....

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto 2 года назад +4

      Ikr? Makes me want to find a woman. Actually, it's bc of ppl like _her_ that I don't trust women.. so imma stay w/ my man.

    • @ameliefrancoeur3683
      @ameliefrancoeur3683 2 года назад

      She ain’t a icon for the straight community…she is an icon for the freak, the insane and the over the board orange fake tan person

    • @rosemariestrumecki6880
      @rosemariestrumecki6880 2 года назад +8

      Is she trans?🙏

    • @JavierFernandez01
      @JavierFernandez01 2 года назад

      Oh.. BEHAVE!

  • @johnpeter4436
    @johnpeter4436 2 года назад +274

    Breaking the News is definitely a keeper, Kimmel. Give Tony a raise!

    • @HankChinaski27
      @HankChinaski27 2 года назад +25

      I just came on to say the very same thing. That is comedy gold.

    • @wjbt3
      @wjbt3 2 года назад +16

      👏🏻👏🏻

    • @funkaddictions
      @funkaddictions 2 года назад +14

      I was rolling

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox 2 года назад +9

      In the immortal words of Ed McMahon, YES!

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 2 года назад +7

      @@funkaddictions ---- I wish I was rolling, but I ran outta weed.

  • @hopesnopes
    @hopesnopes 2 года назад +19

    Jimmy, no matter how disturbingly dystopian and weird stuff gets, you always crack me up and lift my spirits. Thank you muchisimo!! XO

    • @brianmouland209
      @brianmouland209 Год назад

      Aw Little Jimmy is pooing his diaper because he’s a Woke Coward!

  • @chrisyacoback6320
    @chrisyacoback6320 Год назад +2

    Thanks Jimmy as always well done 👍

  • @andreasdesigns
    @andreasdesigns 2 года назад +499

    You know that when MTG starts a sentence with, “I think…” or “Probably…” that she’s going to say something wild, crazy, and stupid.

    • @eco2geek.
      @eco2geek. 2 года назад +30

      "You know that when MTG starts a sentence, that she's going to say something wild, crazy, and stupid." FIFY

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 года назад +37

      You are giving too much credit. Any time she opens her mouth.....

    • @herminaescamilla8537
      @herminaescamilla8537 2 года назад

      @@TheDarkness1 EXACTLY..MTG is UNHINGED DELUSIONAL , DERANGED N Definitely DOES NOT BELONG in CONGRESS..But then Neither do the Rest of the GQP...

    • @thisismetoday
      @thisismetoday 2 года назад +15

      She always says something crazy

    • @lanceash
      @lanceash 2 года назад +11

      @@jeffb9991 Good point, troll.

  • @marym22
    @marym22 2 года назад +112

    Thank you for supporting American businesses Jimmy!

    • @Dawn737
      @Dawn737 2 года назад

      TRUMP supported American businesses, by preventing those businesses that hired Americans from going under. This is what happens when American businesses must compete with global corporations that can have items made cheaply in China. Trump enforced tariffs and border laws that prevented American companies from hiring cheap foreign labor instead of Americans at the legal American minimum wage.

    • @lameduck3105
      @lameduck3105 2 года назад

      That's a cool profile name you have there. If only more people cared about actual policies than about virtue signalling and complaining.

    • @addisonwilliamsjr4450
      @addisonwilliamsjr4450 2 года назад

      I don't even wear T-shirts, but I am sure as hell buying one of these!!

  • @opalessence4818
    @opalessence4818 2 года назад +2

    “Breaking the News” segment is hysterically funny 😄!
    Definite keeper.

  • @kickinghorse2405
    @kickinghorse2405 2 года назад +4

    The "pot-induced psychosis in teens" argument is literally 100 years old.

  • @MDA-uu8lw
    @MDA-uu8lw 2 года назад +19

    MTG has children. I feel so sorry for those poor kids.

  • @McCarthyJohn100
    @McCarthyJohn100 2 года назад +93

    This lady MTG is out of her mind, how can any half decent human being vote her into office

    • @gageshippy2256
      @gageshippy2256 2 года назад

      Because we're not half decent. We're fully decent. Pride month is a narcissistic display of perversion.

    • @dejaypage1575
      @dejaypage1575 2 года назад +2

      She was literally the only choice at the time if I recall

    • @yandenuts
      @yandenuts 2 года назад +2

      She is not the problem she is only a symptom of the problem. The people that elect these people are the problem. What are they going to do about them. I'd start with educating people.

    • @johnpjones182
      @johnpjones182 2 года назад +2

      Georgia? Decent? (Sorry, Aunt Frances!)

    • @miguelpaul1164
      @miguelpaul1164 2 года назад

      Disgusting people where she is from where maga means take us back to slavery based on race. That's what she is about.

  • @paulettesoares544
    @paulettesoares544 Год назад +2

    Thank you Jimmy for a good laugh as always. 🙏😁😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍

  • @piafunesbakker5095
    @piafunesbakker5095 2 года назад +1

    Love your show Jimmy Kimmel 👍👌🏻👍👏

  • @jaredf3844
    @jaredf3844 2 года назад +497

    Can every American just agree on the fact that the entire trump family has done nothing to help America?

    • @laroncolton2047
      @laroncolton2047 2 года назад +1

      For real because senile crooked joe has greatly advanced the people's situation folks if you cant define a woman you shouldn't get to speak in public let alone be in the government

    • @loomspace
      @loomspace 2 года назад +37

      Actively dividing it.

    • @JB-pl1iu
      @JB-pl1iu 2 года назад +1

      Well. They exposed the racists hiding among us so we now know who to avoid in our social life at least.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 2 года назад

      Well, they helped gave racists and fringe xenophobic a voice in government so...yay?

    • @michaelbray109
      @michaelbray109 2 года назад

      But they revitalised democracy by trying to overturn American democracy…

  • @mytruecrimelibrary
    @mytruecrimelibrary 2 года назад +19

    Laura Ingraham's own brother calls her a "monster".

  • @ShesHereForTheMusic
    @ShesHereForTheMusic 2 года назад +1

    The “Breaking News” was hilarious! 😂

  • @23Choany
    @23Choany 2 года назад +2

    Breaking News had me cracking up

  • @susanrobinson910
    @susanrobinson910 2 года назад +68

    I remember Chris Rock making a statement about gun control during one of his stand-up routines, and I actually think it makes a lot of sense…
    “We don’t NEED gun control; we need BULLET control. Make every bullet $5,000.”

    • @TheBrianna4555
      @TheBrianna4555 2 года назад

      You can make a homemade bullet for pennies on the dollar. You can also print weapons now. Gun control is null & void. It's way too late.

    • @kevinmokumobi9684
      @kevinmokumobi9684 2 года назад +4

      Bigger and blacker. Best stand up of all time.

    • @eltiburon5240
      @eltiburon5240 2 года назад +1

      That way only the rich can afford to protect themselves great idea. Kind of like the politicians who called to abolish police but kept private security who by the way also have guns.

    • @katstorm13
      @katstorm13 2 года назад +1

      you can walk into some gun stores and big hunting supply stores and buy everything you need to make your own bullets.

  • @sly7856
    @sly7856 2 года назад +315

    If she wanted to truely address "grooming", she should have brought up the churches

    • @somethingclever4563
      @somethingclever4563 2 года назад +17

      Excellent point

    • @philipkoene5345
      @philipkoene5345 2 года назад

      GoP politicians and their bimbos in the media want nothing except getting/keeping power and benefiting from that power financially.

    • @curtisthomas2670
      @curtisthomas2670 2 года назад +32

      Or Trump. Or Gaetz. Or Jordan.

    • @TattedIrishxxx
      @TattedIrishxxx 2 года назад +6

      @@curtisthomas2670 right!!

    • @Ivehadenuff
      @Ivehadenuff 2 года назад

      Grooming is when you put your kids in front of a Christmas tree holding a gun.

  • @PeskyVrmt
    @PeskyVrmt 2 года назад +1

    MTG is such an embarrassment to the human race.

  • @Elizabeth-ks1jl
    @Elizabeth-ks1jl 2 года назад +2

    When I heard MTG, rolled my eyes so hard I looked like Linda Blair in the Exorcist.

  • @cherylmcnutt9905
    @cherylmcnutt9905 2 года назад +197

    If being with MTG were part of the package, that would make many, many men consider a different lifestyle to save themselves from HER.

    • @virginiabalch6274
      @virginiabalch6274 2 года назад +20

      And lesbians going straight.

    • @crystalview5811
      @crystalview5811 2 года назад

      She's gross!

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 года назад +4

      Meanwhile.....MTG is muff diving on Lauren Boebert.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 года назад +4

      @@jeffb9991 Lol. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    • @blaze556922
      @blaze556922 2 года назад +5

      If she were the last woman on Earth, I would still refuse. I'd rather be abstinent!

  • @02mb
    @02mb 2 года назад +719

    Sometimes exposing the grift is as simple as ordering a T-shirt.

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 2 года назад +23

      They should return them, too, for misleading since they claimed the products were partially made in US.

    • @bobsbuurgers3714
      @bobsbuurgers3714 2 года назад +7

      There you go being all "woke" and stuff... Lol

    • @justjackie7272
      @justjackie7272 2 года назад +1

      @@waryaawariiri1812 They refuse to Be WOKE ...
      That's just the way Fox News wants them
      😴 SLEEP
      They won't even use Common Sense!!!
      Hey haven't you heard that Common Sense ISN'T Common anymore with Fox News viewers 🤔 🙄 ☺

    • @s2Capacidade2s
      @s2Capacidade2s 2 года назад +28

      Say what you want about Kimmel, but right now he is the best TV host at making political commentary, besides John Oliver. This is called journalism, exposing idiocy and hipocrisy.

    • @Ari-pw6nu
      @Ari-pw6nu 2 года назад +7

      Apple gets away with "packaging designed in California". Hahaha 🤣

  • @tom2point0
    @tom2point0 2 года назад +3

    Breaking the News was awesome. Do more for sure!

  • @Bwahzehdezooner
    @Bwahzehdezooner 2 года назад +1

    "Fifty or sixty different options!" Bwahahahahahah!!!!

  • @jussayin2325
    @jussayin2325 2 года назад +4

    The only way to stop a bad guy with a bong is a good guy with a bong.

  • @markrosenstand4796
    @markrosenstand4796 2 года назад +11

    MTG has all the fake fear and no solution to Her delusion.

  • @5rings16
    @5rings16 2 года назад

    MTG is an American hero!!

  • @greenpugcactus3143
    @greenpugcactus3143 Год назад +1

    Marjorie’s been scrapped more than a fisherman’s knuckles.

  • @sandysmith4435
    @sandysmith4435 2 года назад +11

    When you're high on weed ... You don't want to leave your couch let alone the house... 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @ilikeeating2
    @ilikeeating2 2 года назад +167

    I was really hoping that Kimmel's merch would have a 'Made in Guillermo's Garage' tag on them.

    • @cathithomas2888
      @cathithomas2888 2 года назад +10

      What a great idea!!

    • @michaelrmurphy2734
      @michaelrmurphy2734 2 года назад +5

      HAHA!!! Guillermo's "Tea" is more like it! Or Corona. Not the virus!

    • @calibankzthomas9229
      @calibankzthomas9229 2 года назад +2

      It will still be made in the USA tho lol

    • @trentgay3437
      @trentgay3437 2 года назад +3

      @@calibankzthomas9229 yes that's part of what makes funny.

    • @TheMusicman0729
      @TheMusicman0729 2 года назад +1

      That would be certifiable 100% Made in the USA!

  • @kyrie363
    @kyrie363 2 года назад +2

    love the breaking the news segment lol hope to see more of those

  • @brianbeeching5232
    @brianbeeching5232 Год назад

    MTG a true patriotic American, God bless her.

  • @margarethooten3007
    @margarethooten3007 2 года назад +12

    That woman is plain venomous.

    • @gageshippy2256
      @gageshippy2256 2 года назад

      Which one? Mtg or Laura Ingram?

    • @margarethooten3007
      @margarethooten3007 2 года назад

      @@gageshippy2256 There are quite a few of them out there!

  • @girlnextdoor7
    @girlnextdoor7 2 года назад +29

    I love how much Jimmy despises MTG. Same dude.Same

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 2 года назад

      Why waste time on a small fry like MTG when there's toxic schmucks like Mitch McConnell, Ted Cruz etc out there? Riiight... let's just perpetuate the "Karen" trope

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 года назад

      I can't despise her, she can't rise to that level and she's already beneath contempt.

    • @dragongirl89115
      @dragongirl89115 2 года назад

      @Jac Daniels I have problems with insane, transphobic, and homophobic women who idolize guns as though they were God and thought jewish space lasers were real.

  • @sundaynightdrunk
    @sundaynightdrunk 2 года назад +1

    The guy at the end is hilarious.

  • @marshawalker5273
    @marshawalker5273 2 года назад

    Jimmy makes more sense than almost anyone

  • @tzzz7
    @tzzz7 2 года назад +25

    I always mute most of greenes rants. OMFG! She actually said this!!!

  • @pimslickins8321
    @pimslickins8321 2 года назад +289

    Without medical pot I would have continued to be locked up several times a year due to ptsd anger issues. I went at least 20 some odd years doing this. Ever since I've used weed instead of pharmaceuticals to treat my symptoms I haven't been locked up ONCE. In 8 years. No Ma'am Margarine Greene, weed doesn't trigger any violent behavior.

    • @ShaithMaster
      @ShaithMaster 2 года назад

      I cant smoke weed anymore because it gives me panic attacks but I'll tell you, while I'm having a panic attack, the last thing I'm thinking about is attacking someone else while my brain is attacking itself.

    • @writtenhousesecurity6499
      @writtenhousesecurity6499 2 года назад +3

      Tell that to the drug cartels

    • @pimslickins8321
      @pimslickins8321 2 года назад +23

      @@writtenhousesecurity6499 I told that to your wife and she was impressed...

    • @writtenhousesecurity6499
      @writtenhousesecurity6499 2 года назад +2

      @@pimslickins8321 Yes STD is bad , I'm glad it help you get through it.

    • @pimslickins8321
      @pimslickins8321 2 года назад

      @@writtenhousesecurity6499 Well, the reviews of Reefer Madness faded out long ago right along with your antiquated mother who got passed around quicker than a cheap joint in the '70's lol.

  • @lauraeden6224
    @lauraeden6224 2 года назад

    That news on the street guy is too funny!!! LMAO

  • @ominkan3129
    @ominkan3129 Год назад +1

    Every time I see MTG, all that comes to mind is a scab that never heals.

  • @michaelgiddings195
    @michaelgiddings195 2 года назад +294

    When trump actually Stated " I'm Running as a Republican, those people will Believe Anything " We all should have taken that more seriously.

    • @cfalmanza
      @cfalmanza 2 года назад +11

      💯

    • @peaceloveharmony7213
      @peaceloveharmony7213 2 года назад +19

      This comment needs WAY more “likes”. I’ll bet none of his supporters neither know he said this or believe it’s true. I remember it well. ✌🏼

    • @marty4278
      @marty4278 2 года назад +1

      @@peaceloveharmony7213 Wut?😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

    • @will-ob7pr
      @will-ob7pr 2 года назад

      It's a lie, these kimmel sheep just regurgitate everything these talk show hosts and ccn lie to them about. Kimmel has no spine like his followers have no brains.

    • @AC8X
      @AC8X 2 года назад +4

      That was a fake quote. He didn’t say that.

  • @rmendoza5953
    @rmendoza5953 2 года назад +79

    If Laura Ingraham is right about smoking marijuana, we better take Tommy Chong's, Willie Nelson's and Snoop Dog's, AR's away.

    • @MarilynMonday
      @MarilynMonday 2 года назад +3

      Don't forget Skynyrd

    • @stephj9378
      @stephj9378 2 года назад +1

      well... lol

    • @Republicanismisadisease
      @Republicanismisadisease 2 года назад +3

      “Laure Ingraham is right”, said no reasonably intelligent person ever

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 2 года назад

      Would any of them really have ARs though? I mean, maybe Snoop from his days in Compton lol? If they do, they're probably locked up safely, because those people listed are all smart people.

    • @rmendoza5953
      @rmendoza5953 2 года назад +1

      @@kbanghart Snoop isn't from Compton, he's from Long Beach.

  • @marcbitsilly473
    @marcbitsilly473 Год назад

    Omg Jimmy!! THANK YOU!!!
    For 4:00 to 4:08 for saying it!! 😂 love it 😂

  • @nevillej3399
    @nevillej3399 Год назад

    Jimmy you’re definitely the GOAT.

  • @co-ffeemonster194
    @co-ffeemonster194 2 года назад +57

    Breaking The News is so good please do more

  • @leafyrox
    @leafyrox 2 года назад +29

    We all know that Donkey from Shrek was not only sweet, but cute, too. Marge is neither.

  • @markchapman1892
    @markchapman1892 Год назад +1

    MTG gives a whole new meaning to intellectually challenged...

  • @claudedubois2629
    @claudedubois2629 2 года назад

    Love the new Breaking the News segment!!!

  • @brandonmcmahan2859
    @brandonmcmahan2859 2 года назад +108

    “Breaking the News” needs to be a regular segment. That was amazing.

    • @mistahskarface
      @mistahskarface 2 года назад +1

      I concur

    • @zizzie4081
      @zizzie4081 2 года назад +3

      Could have done without the bodies. Not this week

    • @brandonmcmahan2859
      @brandonmcmahan2859 2 года назад +1

      @@zizzie4081 Ugh. Yeah. Good point.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 года назад

      @@zizzie4081 nah, you either decompress or go insane.
      When they were looking at him with the WTF look, I'd have figured it out and ducked out of camera view to laugh.

  • @sonnycarter8447
    @sonnycarter8447 2 года назад +274

    I wish people in general would quit giving her what she wants, obviously attention and media coverage.

    • @katstorm13
      @katstorm13 2 года назад +8

      yeah when I saw the video about fake burgers and peach tree dishes, she almost started laughing before speaking. Later someone in the room busted out.

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 2 года назад

      Agreed. "The media" IS out of control. That is the only thing I'm close to siding with tRump on. It is already proven that if you repeat lies, even calling them lies, that a certain amount of people will remember it as a truth. No oxygen no fire.

    • @deevnn
      @deevnn 2 года назад +4

      Agreed...

    • @EarthmanJim
      @EarthmanJim 2 года назад +18

      I'm sort of torn on this. On the one hand I agree with you, on the other hand people need to see constantly how batshit insane she is while overseeing government policy. Best not to forget this creep is in the building trying to change the rules in her and Gilead's favor.

    • @johnransom1146
      @johnransom1146 2 года назад +3

      @@EarthmanJim Gilead. Right on the nail.

  • @ms.g4707
    @ms.g4707 2 года назад +1

    Well, if there is anyone who knows about hate it is Jimmy Kimmel. Has he had even one show within the past six years that didn't include insulting President Trump, and any other popular Republicans he can name? The hypocrisy of politicians, celebrities, and members of the DNC's media is truly annoying.

  • @brandym.williams7314
    @brandym.williams7314 2 года назад

    Thank you Jimmy

  • @stevemorris6855
    @stevemorris6855 2 года назад +35

    Looking from afar, it seems to me that one hour of fox news is far more dangerous than a ton of marijuana.🇬🇧

    • @pumathewsp737
      @pumathewsp737 2 года назад +1

      Unfortunately lot of brainwashed people watch it and believe it. There is senior citizen group in Florida that get together to watch Fox News😳

    • @stevemorris6855
      @stevemorris6855 2 года назад

      @@pumathewsp737 so much for older and wiser..🇬🇧😖

    • @jamesrobinson9646
      @jamesrobinson9646 Год назад

      Helllll yes!!!!!

  • @drfunky2182
    @drfunky2182 2 года назад +123

    Liked specifically for the Made in the USA bit, what phonies! Cheers to Jimmy and anyone else supporting USA jobs. It may cost a little more but your neighbor gets to put food on the table 👍

    • @klintburns7230
      @klintburns7230 2 года назад +1

      My neighbor is a meth head, food on the table is the least of his concerns

    • @trentgay3437
      @trentgay3437 2 года назад +13

      @@klintburns7230 move out of that red state man.

  • @xXColdHandsXx
    @xXColdHandsXx 2 года назад +1

    Strong locks, doors, securities, etc and all other things that they were saying sound very similar to the idea of locking yourself in a cage to protect yourself from a tiger. They are forgetting that the ‘tiger’ is the issue here not the ‘lock.’ Given that you have good security, locks, etc at school doesn’t stop the shooter to engage in a traffic stop or a children’s field trip. You don’t chop your head off because you have a headache; you take medicine to ease your pain.

  • @marvymarier8988
    @marvymarier8988 2 года назад +1

    "Pride comes before the fall"

  • @jorgendahl5024
    @jorgendahl5024 2 года назад +197

    Do you think anyone would shed a tear if MTG became the victim of a crazed gun man. PERSONALLY I'd crack a 🍺

    • @northerngm6431
      @northerngm6431 2 года назад +32

      Me too, probably have more than one though.

    • @kiza4178
      @kiza4178 2 года назад +16

      We could pray for her, (not)

    • @baje1122
      @baje1122 2 года назад +14

      Me too!

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto 2 года назад +21

      I'd pop a bottle open. 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto 2 года назад +4

      @@kiza4178 _exactly_ not.. mostly bc I don't pray.

  • @SDXStudio
    @SDXStudio 2 года назад +53

    Good lord MTG, way display fear mongering in the simplest way. She just summed up her lack of common sense in one shot. I wonder if she knows that she will be compared to Joseph McCarthy, which ain't something one should be proud of.

    • @Foolish188
      @Foolish188 2 года назад +5

      She will be forgotten, far worse than being compared to McCarthy.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 2 года назад +7

      @@Foolish188 Hopefully she will be forgotten!

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 года назад +2

      Meanwhile....she's dumpster diving on Lauren Boebert.

    • @marvinmartion1178
      @marvinmartion1178 2 года назад +1

      We still pee on his grave stone here in Wisconsin.

    • @SDXStudio
      @SDXStudio 2 года назад

      @@marvinmartion1178 I'm near Chicago, perhaps one day I'll take a trip up and join you! XD

  • @loopy7776
    @loopy7776 2 года назад

    Thanks Jimmy. You do good work. Cheers.

  • @lz738
    @lz738 2 года назад

    Loved the new segment Breaking the News! Very funny!

  • @eastcoastla612
    @eastcoastla612 2 года назад +16

    Thank you 🙏🏻 thank you all for bringing all this hypocrisy to light! 🙏🏻

  • @foxopolos9681
    @foxopolos9681 2 года назад +35

    Love your humor Jimmy. You are wonderful!💖💕🤗💕💖

  • @Spiralc
    @Spiralc 2 года назад +1

    Weed does trigger violent behavior !!!!!! ..... Against food.

  • @iainbrodie5740
    @iainbrodie5740 2 года назад

    Loved breaking the news!

  • @rachelh11492
    @rachelh11492 2 года назад +59

    Breaking the News needs to be a recurring skit lmao

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 2 года назад +89

    May Mrs. Green receive all the negativity she puts out in the world back on herself.

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 2 года назад +1

      This is just YOUR opinion. Not everybody has to agree with you or Kimmel.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 года назад +6

      @@sharongamble9854 and your opinion seems to be clear, as otherwise, there was no purpose to your comment.
      I second Andrew's motion and move to amend that may she receive the same level of love, acceptance, compassion and justice that she seeks to inflict upon others.

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 2 года назад +1

      @@spvillano I'm glad my opinion is clear. We all are entitled to an opinion whether other people agree with it or not. A differing opinion shouldn't mean you dislike or hold malice against the one with an opposing thought or idea. There's a lot of perpetuating malice in the media by all sides.

    • @brmbkl
      @brmbkl Год назад +2

      @@sharongamble9854 that doesn't even make sense. a wish is not an opinion.

    • @sillyseal47
      @sillyseal47 Год назад

      amen

  • @ubaldoarmenta5934
    @ubaldoarmenta5934 Год назад

    Good Job Jimmy!

  • @lynnewilliams542
    @lynnewilliams542 2 года назад

    So proud to be from BC. Decriminalization is badly needed. The addicts are sick, not criminals

  • @photowarriorfundamentalfre3526
    @photowarriorfundamentalfre3526 2 года назад +153

    Much respect for consistently & deservedly mocking the deplorables.

    • @eugeneelar2231
      @eugeneelar2231 2 года назад +7

      At least she knows what a woman is and knows 60year old men in women's clothes don't turn into women

    • @Tick421
      @Tick421 2 года назад +9

      @@eugeneelar2231 are you saying you don’t know what a woman is?

    • @marty4278
      @marty4278 2 года назад

      @@eugeneelar2231 MTG IS the result of 60 different genders. God, look at that mess.

    • @eugeneelar2231
      @eugeneelar2231 2 года назад +2

      @@marty4278 pelosi,cortez,crazy maize,omar,talib ect if you want to look at a mess

    • @marty4278
      @marty4278 2 года назад

      @@eugeneelar2231 I don’t care what your opinion of these women are. You just don’t like them because they’re not trumplicans and fascists like you. Big damn deal.

  • @williamdelong8265
    @williamdelong8265 2 года назад +67

    Marjorie Trailer Queen has no problem with adultery. She definitely paid the guy because look at her lol.

    • @TheBigDogz89
      @TheBigDogz89 2 года назад +6

      You couldn't pay me enough!!

    • @geoJetson2208
      @geoJetson2208 2 года назад +2

      @@TheBigDogz89 😊😃😂😂😂!!

    • @davidrajaruzicka5546
      @davidrajaruzicka5546 2 года назад

      I could never have sex with that umpa lumpa loving psycho MTG.

    • @MatataMcCleskey
      @MatataMcCleskey 2 года назад +1

      Let's be better than making fun if her looks

    • @williamdelong8265
      @williamdelong8265 2 года назад +2

      @@MatataMcCleskey Ok Mom. How about your spelling? Lol

  • @dennismoore9147
    @dennismoore9147 2 года назад +2

    i was a democrat until i got tired of their lies she might be telling truth

  • @frankboal8268
    @frankboal8268 2 года назад

    Breaking the news is a keeper.