Trump’s Heaping Helping of Trans-Paranoia, Supermodel Santos & MyPillow Mike STILL in Claw Machine

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2023
  • President Biden made an official proclamation declaring it Black History Month, no one is more astonished that it is February than our nation’s newscasters, after 21 seasons Dr. Phil has decided to hang up his mustache, Tom Brady announced that he has decided to retire again, George Santos has been having another doozy of a week, his longtime campaign treasurer has resigned, ABC News interviewed one of his exes that said Santos bragged about dating supermodels and claimed those models begged him to become a supermodel, Donald Trump is trying to rev up the MAGA outrage machine with a heaping helping of trans-paranoia, the FBI searched the vacation home of Joe Biden for remaining classified documents, a genetic engineering company raised $150 million to “de-extinct” the Dodo bird, and Mike Lindell (James Adomian) is still stuck in the claw machine from his appearance last night.
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  • @toddboughn5168
    @toddboughn5168 Год назад +64

    They can't believe it's February? Leap years will make their heads explode.

    • @jodyfulford8215
      @jodyfulford8215 Год назад +4

      For the past few decades they've made mine explode. Leap years are the year we have presidential elections.

  • @walterfristoe4643
    @walterfristoe4643 Год назад +110

    Wow, who knew February first follows the last day of January!? 🧐

  • @jahniedez6834
    @jahniedez6834 Год назад +48

    The Mike Lindell impersonator is SO GOOD!! I cant tell the difference sometimes

  • @mmjackk667
    @mmjackk667 Год назад +17

    How can you not miss Betty White? R.I.P.

    • @jeangillespie1173
      @jeangillespie1173 Год назад

      She was a rare gem, a truly beautiful inside & out. That includes Doris Day. Same brilliant talent, a generous & compassionate hero for animals!

  • @TheWasif
    @TheWasif Год назад +255

    This Mike Lindell is so good, I don’t even recognize the difference between him and the real one.

    • @zombiebillcosby
      @zombiebillcosby Год назад +11

      The same guy does a better Bernie Sanders impression than Bernie himself.

    • @NightBazaar
      @NightBazaar Год назад +11

      Will the real Mike Pillow Man please stand up?

    • @rolandofgilead43
      @rolandofgilead43 Год назад +9

      i know right at first i thought it was the real Mike Lindell cause he's so good

    • @stirlingfletcher7040
      @stirlingfletcher7040 Год назад

      The difference is the fake one isn't STILL trying to overthrow a fair election.

    • @insane_troll
      @insane_troll Год назад +5

      @@NightBazaar But he can't, he's still stuck in the claw machine!

  • @justmyopinion9959
    @justmyopinion9959 Год назад +546

    Really impressed by Santos. Can't imagine how he handles being a congressman while also training to defend his Boston marathon win, writing his acceptance speech for the Nobel prize, hosting SNL and starring in the sequel Showgirls 2

    • @krysmorrison3896
      @krysmorrison3896 Год назад +32

      You forgot running for King

    • @jessicak2811
      @jessicak2811 Год назад +35

      As well as being People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Live"!!!!!!

    • @MnemonicSyntax
      @MnemonicSyntax Год назад +20

      He's also currently coding Half Life 3. Single-handedly.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Год назад +13

      Now he's a Kenyan too?

    • @jackcherbourg2899
      @jackcherbourg2899 Год назад +14

      He came up with "Cash me outside. How bout dat?"

  • @christophermerlot3366
    @christophermerlot3366 Год назад +14

    "Time flies when you're slowly suffocating" is definitely a t-shirt I want.

  • @zoltore23
    @zoltore23 Год назад +592

    Honestly, the fact that Trump was once the President of the United States baffles me. He was, and still is, the laughing stock of the world!

    • @elizabethmillar1829
      @elizabethmillar1829 Год назад +8

      I am not into President Trumps Personality, but the Administration as a whole making us energy independent and a net exporter? We would not be struggling as much nor would the world. I am an Independent, so, we need a new Administration that does the same and is sensitive to all peoples rights. My 2 cents.

    • @sheilawilliamson6327
      @sheilawilliamson6327 Год назад +13

      May always be too🤣 Just think what someone will have to do, to be worst than tRump!!!😬

    • @carson5108
      @carson5108 Год назад

      Meanwhile in the U.S. where "Trump is a laughing stock" we have a brain-dead president🤡🤣

    • @hazelanderson1479
      @hazelanderson1479 Год назад +51

      And some folk want him back in the White House. They’re nuckin’ futs!

    • @TheRealBlueValhalla
      @TheRealBlueValhalla Год назад

      Trump Admin Sold Largest U.S. Oil Refinery to Saudi Arabia

  • @petedog9581
    @petedog9581 Год назад +4

    Mar A Lardo must be upset DeSantis was out-MAGAing him on the trans issue.

  • @AtypicalPaul
    @AtypicalPaul Год назад +45

    I give Mike props for coming and interviewing from the claw machine yesterday. Lol

  • @professorswaggamuffin7572
    @professorswaggamuffin7572 Год назад +71

    That guy who plays Mike Lindell is hilarious.

    • @tylerkochman1007
      @tylerkochman1007 Год назад +2

      He did a great Bernie too. His Bernie and Anthony Atamanuik’s Trump had hilarious debates

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Год назад +2

      James Adomian

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Год назад +1

      @@cleverusername9369 He's so good, and he has a ton of other characters, too. He's often on shows on the Earwolf alt-comedy podcast network.

  • @seraphonica
    @seraphonica Год назад +1018

    The funniest part of this monologue is Donald Trump pretending he could pass a bill.

    • @sheilawilliamson6327
      @sheilawilliamson6327 Год назад +105

      I don't think tRump could pass a convincing fart!🤣

    • @shadowqueen1701
      @shadowqueen1701 Год назад

      @@sheilawilliamson6327 he talks out of his arse anyway.

    • @swampy6194
      @swampy6194 Год назад +48

      @@sheilawilliamson6327 Lindsey does it on his behalf.

    • @shadowqueen1701
      @shadowqueen1701 Год назад +44

      @@ukm37 bills from his wallet no doubt.

    • @amberturdcoloringbook1733
      @amberturdcoloringbook1733 Год назад +1

      The only thing that trump can pass is gas 🐖💨

  • @randomrangoon5476
    @randomrangoon5476 Год назад +45

    So unbelievable that that one month begins after another ends 🤣

    • @senanshortt5521
      @senanshortt5521 Год назад +3

      Same thing happened last year I’ve been told🙈

    • @randomrangoon5476
      @randomrangoon5476 Год назад +3

      @@senanshortt5521 the audacity

    • @senanshortt5521
      @senanshortt5521 Год назад +4

      @@randomrangoon5476 can you believe it🙀

    • @borano2031
      @borano2031 Год назад +1

      You just wait a few weeks...... Rgr

  • @DenisKeenan
    @DenisKeenan Год назад +21

    The MyPillow Guy impressionist is brilliant.

  • @karlaallen2971
    @karlaallen2971 Год назад +8

    Oh brother, I have huge concerns for ourRepublic. Thank you the Repubnuts and the Orange Dumpster. If they have their way we will soon be ruled by something resembling the Taliban.

  • @aileenburke4667
    @aileenburke4667 Год назад +74

    In the news anchors’ defense, January felt like it had about 1001 days.

    • @meganega123
      @meganega123 Год назад +1

      That doesn't make any sense

    • @sassyg9133
      @sassyg9133 Год назад

      🤣🤣👻

    • @elirien4264
      @elirien4264 Год назад +3

      January always feels like it will never end. March too.

  • @rickgiles3633
    @rickgiles3633 Год назад +183

    That guy playing Lindell deserves an Oscar. Or a Razzie. At any rate, he’s funny as hell.😊

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 Год назад +1

      Stop skipping the Emmy's and Tony's lol

  • @mizztab3677
    @mizztab3677 Год назад +112

    In 1975 the TV show Medical Center starring Chad Everett had a two part storyline about gender reassignment surgery. The patient was played by the dad from the Brady Bunch. Saw this as a kid and considering the time period it was told better than you might think.

    • @jimuicker4731
      @jimuicker4731 Год назад +17

      I was a kid in the '70s, and the idea of gender reassignment surgery was a popular topic among kids in my neighborhood. As I was told by other 8 year olds, some people feel like they were born in the wrong body, and they can go to Mexico to get it fixed. 50 years later, the medicine has presumably advanced, but the story still checks out.

    • @glnnchrstphr9717
      @glnnchrstphr9717 Год назад +3

      I remember that show! I always liked the other show, "Emergency" even more.

    • @karasene2091
      @karasene2091 Год назад +11

      The 1st large n*zi book burning was at the Berlin Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, which was researching gender and sexual identities, and performed some of the first GRS procedures. A trans woman was also murdered that night. We've always been here

    • @tvviewer4500
      @tvviewer4500 Год назад +3

      @@jimuicker4731 no kids were talking about gender reassignment surgery in the 1970s

    • @jimuicker4731
      @jimuicker4731 Год назад +5

      @@tvviewer4500 We called it a "sex change operation" back then.

  • @gloriaf6971
    @gloriaf6971 Год назад +11

    Jimmy makes the best jokes about Trump.

  • @slylockdefox246
    @slylockdefox246 Год назад +282

    Mike Lindel sounds crazier than the fake Mike Lindel 😂

    • @kathleenaustin327
      @kathleenaustin327 Год назад +13

      He's a good fake !! Could be his twin!

    • @Mandeepsays
      @Mandeepsays Год назад +2

      😅👍

    • @adb888
      @adb888 Год назад +3

      Crack is a helluva drug...

    • @timcrawford8744
      @timcrawford8744 Год назад

      His is crazier!

    • @czechmate784
      @czechmate784 Год назад +3

      Don't you think Liddell would have at least one good friend who would stop him and say" Mike, enough"?

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +332

    Mike Pillow in the Claw Machine is one of the funniest, entertaining and enjoyable things I’ve seen. It is now a classic!

    • @LauraCourtneyette
      @LauraCourtneyette Год назад +10

      You know SNL is gonna have to parody it 😂

    • @sms7505
      @sms7505 Год назад +7

      Pillow's greatest hit.

    • @swaslaukinonome
      @swaslaukinonome Год назад +4

      Jimmy kinda withered in that bit tbh. I can understand the sheer disbelief at the absurdity of the thing, but he didn't really make any jokes worth a dang the whole time. Should be a sequel with a real size crane and better jokes imo. 🤷‍♂️

    • @Celestial_Reach
      @Celestial_Reach Год назад +5

      @@swaslaukinonome I think that because Jimmy isnt a bad guy, and honestly, while i dont believe people like Mr. Lindel should have anything to do with out political institutions in any way, the bit left a bad after taste. You know who else makes funny of those with mental health issues of one kind or another? Maga supporters. did that compairison upset anyone else? Cause as soon as I thought of it, it pissed me off. And when something makes me angry, i tend to ask myself why. And in the end, Im kinda sad jimmy didnt begin his show today with an apology to Mr. Lindel. because.... in the end, I dont believe this is comedy. That passed the line into bullying the kid who had learning disabilities in the name of "oh we are just having fun." In the end, Mike handled that entire situation with far more grace then most of us did laughing about it.
      And to anyone who wants to say that Lindel cant have disabilities because he is a good business man, one of the richest men on the planet during the last several years has openly talked about growing up with Aspergers. I live with a guy with that, and it makes it impossible for him to understand social ques and jokes, And he can never tell when someone is joking or just being crule. And so when people are being cruel, he just keeps going. Thats exactly what i saw last night.
      We have to act better then this. And I dont think Jimmy went into this thinking it would even happen. once it did, how could he say no even had he made the connection. I probably would have caved to the pressure from all around. Today though.... I could see it in his face. I think he is having second thoughts too.
      sorry.... been on my mind. I dont wanna act like those who live for power and control, and who get a kick out of hurting people.

    • @theverhohnepeople8934
      @theverhohnepeople8934 Год назад +2

      I hear you. Thank you for sharing your thoughts!

  • @kingjamos2422
    @kingjamos2422 Год назад +227

    I'm impressed that Jimmy Kimmel managed to talk Mike Lindell into being on his show two nights in a row!

    • @kellykerr5225
      @kellykerr5225 Год назад +20

      He didn’t talk him into it. He’s been begging to come on the show. So this was the only way he would let him on the show. He didn’t figure he would except that because most adults wouldn’t. He loves attention and he’s entertaining

    • @victoriadelaney1123
      @victoriadelaney1123 Год назад +12

      I feel like he’s show up to the opening of an envelope…

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 Год назад +12

      When does he run his pillow empire ?

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Год назад +14

      @@kellykerr5225 I think you missed something and took what I said at face value. Either that or the two Lindells really can't be told apart. 😉

    • @badeugenecops4741
      @badeugenecops4741 Год назад +10

      @@kingjamos2422 In general, most people really don't pay attention.

  • @dianewhalen9721
    @dianewhalen9721 Год назад +4

    The sad part of the humor is there is so much truth to how he is demonstrably imitating a lot of some of the Trump followers☹️

  • @joachimschoder
    @joachimschoder Год назад +172

    Every time Trump says "Nobody ever heard of this" it really means "I have never heard of that".

    • @frozenrose84
      @frozenrose84 Год назад +7

      very true.

    • @om-qg7ju
      @om-qg7ju Год назад +10

      It's true though, there was no such thing as 'transgender' untill very recently

    • @railand
      @railand Год назад

      @@om-qg7ju Google transgender history, the first link will be Wikipedia.

    • @taochi100
      @taochi100 Год назад +20

      @@om-qg7ju That's 100% not true

    • @johnstone7697
      @johnstone7697 Год назад +13

      ​@@om-qg7ju You truly embody the essence of Dunning Kruger.

  • @rock-n-rollfoodie
    @rock-n-rollfoodie Год назад +20

    Well Hello Jimmy and writers! Keep voting blue America. 💙

  • @andyvigue
    @andyvigue Год назад +568

    I want to see the reaction of the four people who voted for Mike Lindell after they watched him be interviewed in the inside of a claw machine

    • @jodyfulford8215
      @jodyfulford8215 Год назад +30

      I was hoping someone would nominate him for speaker of the house. I think he would have had a pretty good chance. They should keep him in mind in case McCarthy doesn't work out.

    • @stevennieto9898
      @stevennieto9898 Год назад +16

      Bad publicity is good publicity, or so they say.

    • @shaunblock9392
      @shaunblock9392 Год назад +15

      It doesn’t matter they all have the same mentality

    • @shaunblock9392
      @shaunblock9392 Год назад +16

      Sad part about a narcissist is they don’t mind being humiliated the more the marry!!!!!!!

    • @autumnleaves8553
      @autumnleaves8553 Год назад +4

      🤣

  • @peterbateman8018
    @peterbateman8018 Год назад +75

    I have never thought kindly of Mike Lindell, but I appreciate a fellow who is prepared to be laughed at. Both Jimmy and Mike are bigger men for their quasi friendship. 👍🏻

    • @expiredlettuce5733
      @expiredlettuce5733 Год назад

      Exactly. At the end of the day this is comedy nobody's exempt. If only these emotional right wingers in the comments would learn to laugh. That right wing media ruined everything for them. That's why fox news has such high ratings, that's all they watch!

    • @patriciabeck7293
      @patriciabeck7293 Год назад +2

      Did you know that Mike the pillow guy only received 4 Votes for the Republican GOP?

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Год назад

      Messy and destructive people can be really fun.
      If you have ever known an active cocaine/crack addict, you will notice that they are either extremely charismatic and fun or that they are being awful to other people (taking their anger out on them, stealing from them, etc.).
      Lindell may not be actively using anymore, but he has replaced his drug addiction with a conspiracy addiction.
      He is fun and funny as he destroys himself and tries to destroy democracy.

    • @mr.lamont1420
      @mr.lamont1420 Год назад +3

      Cheap pillow doesn't care where publicity comes from; long as he doesn't have to pay.

    • @annmarieholland4242
      @annmarieholland4242 Год назад +1

      I agree!! That was a great bit!! Takes a tough guy to agree to put himself in a comedy bit that is that silly!!!

  • @sshaw4429
    @sshaw4429 Год назад +65

    The only thing more embarrassing than DT having been President, is …..well nothing.

    • @malovina
      @malovina Год назад +3

      Gotta open up your perspective to international politics, the world is much bigger. ;)

    • @taintright7039
      @taintright7039 Год назад

      Your mom not choosing the other option?

    • @brycespencer6732
      @brycespencer6732 Год назад +1

      *Biden Administration has entered the chat.*

    • @lashinka2574
      @lashinka2574 Год назад +4

      The fact that he might do a second round. That's embarrassing af!

    • @jefe2098
      @jefe2098 Год назад +1

      Obama was the worst biden has him beat go back to the world of make believe Mr Rodgers
      M

  • @JustAGirlWhoLovesCats
    @JustAGirlWhoLovesCats Год назад +108

    Kimmel is one of the only things that keeps me sane in today's world.

    • @BarbaraMatteau
      @BarbaraMatteau Год назад

      Truth

    • @HeadNtheClouds
      @HeadNtheClouds Год назад +4

      This is how I get all my news without getting depressed 😃

    • @Betis91
      @Betis91 Год назад

      Says so the Chinese bot 🤦🏻

    • @Betis91
      @Betis91 Год назад +4

      @@BarbaraMatteau Take your meds

  • @tomso9246
    @tomso9246 Год назад +37

    AND why are they NOT searching ALLLLLL of Trump's properties ?????????????

    • @user-zk1tb1yx2e
      @user-zk1tb1yx2e Год назад

      Too busy smoking crack with Hunter. Duh.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      They just now got around to searching Biden's beach house my God if you had anything don't you think he got rid of it by now. Maybe that was the whole idea

    • @Betis91
      @Betis91 Год назад +1

      Cause he ain't guilty of anything and Joke Bidumb is 🤣🤣🤦🏻 DEMOCRETIN TEARS ARE SUPER DELICIOUS 😋

  • @kingace6186
    @kingace6186 Год назад +16

    George Santos is a national hero for being the first American to go to space.
    George Santos is a hero of humanity for being the first human to step on Mars.
    So inspirational.

    • @jasonross6727
      @jasonross6727 Год назад +1

      Don't forget his trips to Venus and Saturn, at the same time!

  • @mikepriverguy
    @mikepriverguy Год назад +7

    George Santos as a super model. I spit out my coffee.

  • @faceoff3315
    @faceoff3315 Год назад +75

    *Richard Nixon: I'm Not a Crook*
    *Donald J Trump: "I'm Taking 5th , Because I'm a Crook*

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад +1

      Why would Trump give anything to these Trump haters, don't you think he's just about had enough of this crap

    • @karltodd7313
      @karltodd7313 Год назад +21

      @@danmcgriff1421 trump said himself your a crook if you claim the 5th. .

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      @@karltodd7313 well Biden said he wouldn't raise your taxes. Joe Biden said he didn't know anything about his family's business dealings
      Do you want to go on the internet and talk about that? Or do you just say bad things about Trump just another one of those guys

    • @johnO21
      @johnO21 Год назад

      @@karltodd7313 .. many recordings with many witnesses that trump said such things Pleading the Fifth make u look guilty..

    • @myranda4ever
      @myranda4ever Год назад +11

      @@danmcgriff1421 you want to talk taxes? Who paid more tax to China than US?

  • @beng557
    @beng557 Год назад +71

    A crackhead in a claw machine is the best thing about 2023.

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 Год назад +1

      I’ve met more white crackheads then black ones. Happy black history month lol 😂

    • @jedwing
      @jedwing Год назад +3

      That's a great book title.

  • @baileyhallfilms
    @baileyhallfilms Год назад +5

    thanks Jimmy for covering Trump's trans phobic and inflammatory comments.

  • @LordFarm
    @LordFarm Год назад +7

    I can't imagine February 1st coming again next year, that would be crazy 🤪

  • @mikewarker4445
    @mikewarker4445 Год назад +262

    Gotta give it up for Mike pillow. He’s more than a bit delusional but was a good sport, especially when his evil twin appeared. When Guiermo retires to his tequila farm Mike p is your new side kick

    • @lydias2012
      @lydias2012 Год назад +17

      I have to say, I thought MyPillow should leave politics and become a comedian. I mean really I thought that.

    • @mikewarker4445
      @mikewarker4445 Год назад +19

      @@lydias2012 Sadly he’s going to go down with the trump Titanic. Don’t know how someone smart enough to create a worldwide successful co could be so gullible. I think Jimmy likes him and would love to snap him out of this stupid funk he’s in

    • @GPGOLDENTEE
      @GPGOLDENTEE Год назад +10

      I thought the same thing. If he wasn't batshit crazy he would he a cool guy to be friends with. &as of the day before seeing that interview I wished he would just vanish.

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Год назад +12

      @@mikewarker4445 jimmy is the only human that has cared for mike p And not tried to rip off his money. deep down mike perceives that.

    • @mikewarker4445
      @mikewarker4445 Год назад +5

      @@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Jimmys the best, followed closely by Stephen C and Jimmy F

  • @DiscoDashco
    @DiscoDashco Год назад +7

    Mike Lindell skit was comedy gold on a MadTV level.

  • @dviolinman
    @dviolinman Год назад +5

    if the news casters can't believe what the date is then how can we believe anything they say!

  • @veronicagonzalez9947
    @veronicagonzalez9947 Год назад +133

    The weather reporters are mindless clones

    • @rcpilot179
      @rcpilot179 Год назад +18

      Sinclair media

    • @HeadNtheClouds
      @HeadNtheClouds Год назад +13

      Can you believe it?

    • @baberRuth
      @baberRuth Год назад +1

      @@rcpilot179 that's over 250+M heads

    • @rcpilot179
      @rcpilot179 Год назад +4

      @smoked halibut I agree.. that was a crazy video going around back in the day, watching 100 reporters saying the exact same words, coast to coast.

    • @stevennieto9898
      @stevennieto9898 Год назад +1

      They don't do anything.

  • @tomkelly2826
    @tomkelly2826 Год назад +13

    "February 1st -- can you believe it?" If only we had a paper document that hung on the wall, reminding us of what day it is and which dates are coming up!!!

  • @randyfreeman2609
    @randyfreeman2609 Год назад +5

    It's almost like the media is all told what to say by one particular group. So strange

  • @BillysWild
    @BillysWild Год назад +3

    That skit just gets better and better!

  • @aubrey1633
    @aubrey1633 Год назад +23

    Sumerian and Akkadian texts from 4,500 years ago document priests known as gala who may have been transgender. Likely depictions occur in art around the Mediterranean from 9,000 to 3,700 years ago. In Ancient Greece, Phrygia, and Rome, there were galli priests that some scholars believe to have been trans women.
    And if that's not enough for Trump and his cult. Michael Dillon, transgender, born in 1915.

    • @BlairTindall86
      @BlairTindall86 Год назад +1

      LGBTQ+ people have always existed in cultures around the world since the beginning of human history.
      And yet Trump seriously expects us to believe that they are simply an invention of the Democrats.

    • @nancychandler3673
      @nancychandler3673 Год назад +1

      Trump is clueless. Babies are absolutely born transgender. This occurs when the SRY chromosome attaches to the XX gene

    • @user-zk1tb1yx2e
      @user-zk1tb1yx2e Год назад +2

      You're right, I guess we should keep chopping up and medicating pre-teens. Thanks for your historical insight! More pills and surgeries ahoy! Woohoo!! Chop 'em up!!!!

    • @aubrey1633
      @aubrey1633 Год назад

      @@user-zk1tb1yx2e wtf are you talking about. Kids can't have surgeries. Or be on hormones. You sound like a f'n moron 🤣. You must be part of Cult 45. They are our country's village idiots. You have to be over 18 and have a mental health care provider to recommend it after treatment. Republicans will seriously believe anything even though it's really easy to look laws up.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад

      @@user-zk1tb1yx2e Neither of those things have been happening, in this context. What on earth do you consider a credible source of information?

  • @Roruqu24
    @Roruqu24 Год назад +38

    I’m shocked the little girl has been playing that game next to lindel since yesterday!😂😂

    • @ChaswellQuint
      @ChaswellQuint Год назад

      she sucks at Golden Axe

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay Год назад +6

      Except that yesterday it was a completely different girl.....

    • @foxyboiiyt3332
      @foxyboiiyt3332 Год назад +3

      And now she is a Qanon follower and 9/11 truther

    • @KGershkoff
      @KGershkoff Год назад +2

      If you look at the screen of the game she's playing, that's an actual game, Golden Axe.!

  • @peteraloisio6842
    @peteraloisio6842 Год назад +3

    I know that I'm supposed to be laughing at the My Shitty Pillow Guy in the claw machine (crane game), but I'm too busy geeking out over the girl to the left of him playing Golden Axe

  • @DonaBlancas
    @DonaBlancas Год назад +2

    Who cares that it's February first! The day we are dreading is February 14th; Damn It!; Some of us recently survived December 25th. But, today's economy has encouraged all local merchants to price gauge across this country and take advantage of the situation.

  • @LoriAW3791
    @LoriAW3791 Год назад +59

    Jimmy's Mike Lindell is better than the original 😂

  • @nonyabizness.original
    @nonyabizness.original Год назад +7

    for the record, gender variance has been recorded throughout human history.

    • @user-zk1tb1yx2e
      @user-zk1tb1yx2e Год назад

      Better chop up little kids and feed them pills then, I guess. That's what you're advocating. That's what you condone. That's what you love.

  • @HeavyChevy
    @HeavyChevy Год назад +35

    Jimmy should have a daily segment of Mike in the claw machine. 😂 👏🏼

    • @ChrisVallance
      @ChrisVallance Год назад

      It seems sad though, cuz he does seem mentally challenged…

  • @user-ou4ho3qk7m
    @user-ou4ho3qk7m Год назад +5

    FUN FACT 014: NY (R) George Santos told me while at a BBQ at Alexander Fleming's house he topped his hamburger with a unique combination of condiments and discovered penicillin.

    • @marcob6880
      @marcob6880 Год назад

      I heard he furiously makes his own condiments which are now a best seller in Texas.

    • @expiredlettuce5733
      @expiredlettuce5733 Год назад

      When he heard how bad the drought was in California he saw all the dried up vegetation and couldn't help but to shed a tear... that ended the drought

  • @AlejandroMusic103
    @AlejandroMusic103 Год назад +13

    Geez with all these reporters asking if I can believe it, I don’t think I can believe it anymore💀

    • @petercoo9177
      @petercoo9177 Год назад +1

      What I can't believe, is that not one single one of them know how to pronounce "February".

    • @AlejandroMusic103
      @AlejandroMusic103 Год назад

      @@petercoo9177 💀💀 didn’t realize that quite the oof

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +17

    Can you believe it’s February 1st? The last time it happened was 12 months ago!

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Год назад +8

      Yea that’s weird! It always seems to take a year?

    • @joelstephenson
      @joelstephenson Год назад +2

      It's a once in a year celebration

  • @geekdiggy
    @geekdiggy Год назад +3

    it's still so weird to me that february 1st appears so suddenly once january is done.

  • @54mgtf22
    @54mgtf22 Год назад +28

    As Miss Universe, surely becoming a model is a backward step for George.

  • @b.k8051
    @b.k8051 Год назад +13

    Jimmy, quit taking Fridays off!!

  • @davenc8527
    @davenc8527 Год назад +157

    I am shocked that Donald Trump still walks on this Earth.

    • @elizabethmillar1829
      @elizabethmillar1829 Год назад

      He stopped us being obliterated by nukes, just as President Obama told him when he entered office? " My biggest concern is North Korea". At least he chilled that out. I am an Independent, but world affairs are far more complicated than a night time comedy show designed to entertain the dumbed down masses. Best. e

    • @mikekirk1513
      @mikekirk1513 Год назад

      DJT will never go away till the day he dies.

    • @TheRealBlueValhalla
      @TheRealBlueValhalla Год назад

      @@mikekirk1513 Putin will tire of him and escort him out window of tall building.

    • @swampy6194
      @swampy6194 Год назад +6

      IKR..I've heard sheet splatters.

    • @HeadNtheClouds
      @HeadNtheClouds Год назад +1

      He is the virus

  • @LuckyLu602
    @LuckyLu602 Год назад +3

    George Santos won “Song of the Year” tonight at the Grammy Awards, beating out not only

  • @karlhungus545
    @karlhungus545 Год назад +5

    The Mike Lindell impersonator is just brilliant 😂🤣

  • @Lynn.Panadero4242
    @Lynn.Panadero4242 Год назад +7

    I can believe it’s February 1st. For the last 54 times that I have gone to bed on January 31st, I’ve woken up on February 1st. I didn’t expect it to be different the 55th time.

  • @jamesdaniels3699
    @jamesdaniels3699 Год назад +6

    I thought it was July

  • @shabbydooforever
    @shabbydooforever Год назад +6

    Irony is.....he's saying all the right things just like last time...to rile up the evangelical base with their beliefs...and he knows they will fall for it.

  • @Lesterluwu
    @Lesterluwu Год назад +4

    Jimmy, awesome monologue.....Thank you, thank you, thank you.

  • @francotassone4929
    @francotassone4929 Год назад +5

    The orange clown face is how BBQ face

  • @Weldan12
    @Weldan12 Год назад +8

    Matt Damon

  • @laurendoe168
    @laurendoe168 Год назад +2

    This is just an example of how so many stations read the same script verbatim.

  • @tomdenney9963
    @tomdenney9963 Год назад +5

    The actor who does the pillow guy is hilarious man. 😂

  • @rhondaguerrero2869
    @rhondaguerrero2869 Год назад +15

    He is so uneducated!! This has been going on in all of history

    • @rhondaguerrero2869
      @rhondaguerrero2869 Год назад +7

      I talking about TRUMP - not Jimmy

    • @ronaldblackburn8947
      @ronaldblackburn8947 Год назад

      Yes of course...Why do you think the French and British aristocraticy wore all of those wigs, powder, stockings, flowery clothing..why would they want to look like and out do women?

  • @Minifiguresandstuff
    @Minifiguresandstuff Год назад +25

    Amazing Show Jimmy Kimmel. Congratulations on all of your success. I hope your show is on forever.

    • @joshmitch6907
      @joshmitch6907 Год назад +1

      Are you eduardo lopez the sex offender from maryland we used to beat up ? Or are you telling me there are TWO eduardo lopez's out there

  • @keithbushey8149
    @keithbushey8149 Год назад +3

    I'm an established male. He/Him/His I'm also a Social Worker. I worry about Trump's promise about anti-trans legislation. It's an individual realization. NOT a decision. His promised legislation will ensure more suicides within this community.

    • @kamala7101
      @kamala7101 Год назад

      Historical use of the term 'gender':
      Gender and sex etymology were synonymous, but gender extended its definition to include gendered roles during the 1500's (earliest use). Gender can be traced back from the latin term 'genus', meaning species, family, kind or sex. This can be traced back further from proto-indo-european origins with the prefix 'gene', meaning to give birth or beget. This term later developed to genre from old french, and eventually added the letter d. Gendered roles (which were mostly prevelant in the 1800's) were the distinctive interactions between men and women in quotidian life. Gender was a polite way of stating a person(s) sex unambiguously. Even then, it was an extension of the term sex as previously iterated up until the fourth wave of feminism. John Money (an infamous being) formed 'gender theory' in the late 1950's, declaring that sex and gender are antithetical and gender is malleable. Many choose not to conform to such theory that has proliferated to such an extent in the past decade, as its not stringent to what is objectively true. The theory is premised on an 'external reality', where the minds [self] perception superimposes the objective reality and treats it as such. A construct such as time (day/night cycle) is stringent on objective reality, as it uses the suns movement as a mathematical blueprint for measurement. What exactly is gender theory stringent upon?
      If you have read '1984' by George Orwell, you would know the Soviets used semantic manipulation to indoctrinate the populous, including the coersion of external realities. Orwell is a prophetic figure, and 1984 is starting to resignate in the current climate in a subtle manner. Orwell mentioned that stating truths will be perceived as hate speech, a common theme is todays society.
      Most pseudo-intellectual trans activists will state transgenderism was evident during antiquity, but men playing the gendered roles of women doesnt constitute to a change in gender.

    • @kamala7101
      @kamala7101 Год назад

      If you support transgenderism, you are a homophobe

    • @Byzantina1204
      @Byzantina1204 Год назад

      You just used an awful lot of words to make the argument: "this wasn't a thing until we gave it a name". Take a seat.

  • @Flea-Flicker
    @Flea-Flicker Год назад +9

    jimmy when you go off on Uncle Donnie it brightens my day! Puts a smile on my face bro.

  • @amgguy4319
    @amgguy4319 Год назад +18

    Can you believe that . . . I swear I thought it was January 32, but no, it is actually February 1st. I just can't believe it.

  • @patbrennan6572
    @patbrennan6572 Год назад +2

    It's February First and I accept it because yesterday was January 31th. That happened last year too.

  • @janncoons7445
    @janncoons7445 Год назад +23

    Boy after listening to that it's quite obvious that the great orange diaper boy has gone absolutely and totally psycho. By the way did you know that the Giant Donald diaper balloon is in a London Museum? What a wonderful Legacy Donald

  • @gregorchard7881
    @gregorchard7881 Год назад +14

    Perhaps Phil will actually go and get Phd after this....🤣🤣🤣

    • @rhondah1587
      @rhondah1587 Год назад +2

      I never watched his show but I now see why it was my late mother's favorite show. She was as nuts as those people he had on his show. Still loved her though.

    • @marcob6880
      @marcob6880 Год назад

      Trump will just make one up in his mind for him and Oprah will have a 1 hour special to present it to him with special guest star George Santos singing his Tony Award winning song "Stupid in the fall, dumber in the spring!" from his smash Broadway hit "Murica, can you believe it!" Soon to be a major motion picture.

  • @Jamzocd
    @Jamzocd Год назад +50

    Jimmy should invite Kari Lake to be interviewed inside the claw machine!

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva Год назад +17

      Except she is humorless. At least Mike Lindell had a sense of humor about the whole thing. Kari would just whine like trump.

    • @jacquesrock7102
      @jacquesrock7102 Год назад +3

      Oh yes, that would be interesting. Please ask Kari for an interview, please Mr Kimmel. Thanks

    • @Jamzocd
      @Jamzocd Год назад

      @@MsWarriordiva I’d love seeing one of those kids come up a give her the “Claw”! Lol

    • @borano2031
      @borano2031 Год назад +1

      The machine would tilt, all by itself... Rgr

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 Год назад +1

      Nah. Drop her over in North Korea after telling her she's the new ambassador to South Korea. Hilarity ensues.

  • @KyleJWill
    @KyleJWill Год назад +4

    The "catch me outside" girl got memed so hard. Bring that back please.

  • @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat
    @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat Год назад +4

    You would think February 1st is the single most unbelievable day in history! 😹

  • @ketonhandy3390
    @ketonhandy3390 Год назад +2

    Mike Lindell impression is amazing!

  • @arctiknitter
    @arctiknitter Год назад +35

    And not one of the newscasters could say February correctly!

    • @itaikolin8264
      @itaikolin8264 Год назад +10

      @@uknow1994 Never end a sentence without a period. It's incorrect punctuation.

    • @MissMoxie
      @MissMoxie Год назад +1

      And to which grammar law are you pointing, UKNOW? Because you’re also apparently not to start a sentence with “because”…

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Год назад +1

      Who cares! Get a life!

    • @moniqueuu8777
      @moniqueuu8777 Год назад +1

      @@uknow1994 “Contrary to what your high school English teacher told you, there’s no reason not to begin a sentence with but or and; in fact, these words often make a sentence more forceful and graceful. They are almost always better than beginning with however or additionally.” - Professor Jack Lynch, Associate Professor of English, Rutgers University, New Jersey

    • @uknow1994
      @uknow1994 Год назад +2

      So take your unique attitude and

  • @maribelcaudillo258
    @maribelcaudillo258 Год назад +5

    I'd like to see this Mike Lindell impersonator in SNL!

  • @fistbumpbros
    @fistbumpbros Год назад +8

    I like how the little girl is just tapping the buttons on the Arcade machine while the game clearly shows the demo mode of Golden Axe.

    • @jasonross6727
      @jasonross6727 Год назад +1

      She barely even touches the joystick! It's like she never played a game before! Props to classic Golden Axe, tho.

  • @teresastillabower8361
    @teresastillabower8361 Год назад +1

    I can't believe there are only 28 days in February.

  • @gloriaroma-sandiegorealest4037
    @gloriaroma-sandiegorealest4037 Год назад +3

    excellent lyndell impersonation

  • @squid_fish
    @squid_fish Год назад +9

    Can you believe I was Feb 1st?

    • @poorthing
      @poorthing Год назад +1

      Can you believe I do not care its February 1st

    • @stanbyme7874
      @stanbyme7874 Год назад +1

      When?!

    • @ronaldblackburn8947
      @ronaldblackburn8947 Год назад

      It is now 5:05 am in the morning here..does that mean it is now Feb.2nd?

  • @slvsfr
    @slvsfr Год назад +4

    "A concept that was never heard of". Yeah they didn't know about Cheetos or could imagine electing a thing that looked, and acted, like a Cheeto turd.

  • @doricetimko332
    @doricetimko332 Год назад +2

    I just love these YTsegments, Jimmy! Thank you

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Год назад +27

    Much love and respect for Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo, and crew!! 🤗🩷🩷🩷

    • @Betis91
      @Betis91 Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 take your meds Democretin

  • @RobertGotschall
    @RobertGotschall Год назад +1

    Hardly wait to see what they have to say about February Second.

  • @lindablue7494
    @lindablue7494 Год назад +2

    Lindell in a claw game is priceless.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Год назад +54

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗 😉 ❤️ 👍

  • @michaeld4861
    @michaeld4861 Год назад +8

    I like how the game on the left of the claw machine says "... don't use drugs" at one point.

  • @MrCsifan55
    @MrCsifan55 Год назад +2

    Omg! Can you believe this the first time February followed January?

  • @armin88213
    @armin88213 Год назад +2

    "Annie from Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal" - Hahahahahaha I haven't laughed this much in while!

  • @kari_bear21
    @kari_bear21 Год назад +11

    Lmao. I was driving today and pulled up behind a truck that's license plate read SANTO. I wonder if they're related to Santos. 🤣

  • @Endureth
    @Endureth Год назад +3

    The best way to save a species is to turn them into a food source.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +2

    I can believe it!

  • @saxpert
    @saxpert Год назад +1

    The girl at the left side has absolutely no idea how this arcade machine works.... so true.

  • @janlam01
    @janlam01 Год назад +30

    I like it when they post the monologue on RUclips before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).
    --
    It's 10:47pm ET -- video posted 3 minutes ago (10:44pm ET)

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin Год назад +2

      I like it when you like it that they post the monologue on RUclips before the actual airtime on television. (You're in eastern time).

    • @marcob6880
      @marcob6880 Год назад

      Trump invented that, he is like Jules Verne except he really has all those fantastic time travel machines and doesn't just write about them.

  • @heatherwhittaker6169
    @heatherwhittaker6169 Год назад +3

    James Adomian is amazing.. he's more Lindell,than Lindell...