Trump Rants About Windmills & DeSantis, the Case of Curious George Santos & MyPillow Mike is Coming!

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2023
  • The matchup for Super Bowl 57 is set between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles, fans in Philly took to the streets loudly and drunkenly, Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce had a message for the mayor of Cincinnati, Donald Trump was back on the campaign trail this weekend to talk about windmills, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and the Taliban, the case of Curious George Santos gets curiouser every day and he still refuses to answer questions from reporters with one exception, MyPillow Mike Lindell was defeated bigly for RNC Chair and he has agreed to come on our show tomorrow while squeezed inside an arcade claw machine, and we give something back to our fans who have been by our side for 20 years.
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  • @jojoleaf2112
    @jojoleaf2112 Год назад +59

    I wanna build a huge windfarm a mile away from MaraLardo. I'm sure that would go over nicely.

    • @vickywitton1008
      @vickywitton1008 Год назад +4

      Can I just say that MaraLardo is brilliant!

    • @edgarcayce2.02
      @edgarcayce2.02 Год назад +3

      @@vickywitton1008 _Maga_ Lardo

    • @LethalSaliva
      @LethalSaliva Год назад +4

      I heard someone once say Merde-Lardo.

    • @caryl246
      @caryl246 Год назад +1

      I want to see him try and bomb the next Cane that looks like it's headed for Mar-a-Lardo.

  • @lurklingX
    @lurklingX Год назад +75

    "AbdUUUUL" on the third one the guy finally lost it and laughed.

    • @shirlthegirl631
      @shirlthegirl631 Год назад +1

      You should listen to that “guy” talk sometime…it’s why we folks in SC call him “Foghorn Leghorn”. And, yes, I also cracked up seeing him laugh at “Yelvis” on the third time he said Abdoooool.

  • @bastimixacoustic3958
    @bastimixacoustic3958 Год назад +332

    The way Santos' face lit up when he was asked about the drag show and he had to deny any excitement 🤣

    • @TheKnives777
      @TheKnives777 Год назад +34

      Dude reacted like I do when someone says want to see a kitten?

    • @joshk.6246
      @joshk.6246 Год назад +22

      Maybe the only truth we've seen from him.

    • @immanueltarigan6703
      @immanueltarigan6703 Год назад +19

      The whole Washington DC is a drag show... a drag on the American progress.

    • @danielkwan3771
      @danielkwan3771 Год назад +14

      He did look like he had already thought about that and deep down wanted to discuss it

    • @hermionepink96
      @hermionepink96 Год назад +2

      loved that part

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Год назад +1039

    Dried up Lake and Mike Pillow are two of the saddest caricatures of the Republican Party.

    • @nefariousmex2352
      @nefariousmex2352 Год назад +112

      George Santos would like to contest that

    • @tomstarcevich1147
      @tomstarcevich1147 Год назад

      Democrats suck !!!

    • @hammerdick82
      @hammerdick82 Год назад +1

      @@nefariousmex2352 Hes ultimately benign currently. Lindell and the likes of kari are just insane and so cartoonishly stupid that its just absurd

    • @nefariousmex2352
      @nefariousmex2352 Год назад

      @@tomstarcevich1147 Rescumlikkkans Swallow

    • @stephanieolds7608
      @stephanieolds7608 Год назад +55

      Oh, I could think of at least 5 more! But yes very true!

  • @jamesstuart3346
    @jamesstuart3346 Год назад +38

    To quote Momma from The Carol Burnett Show, he has splinters in the windmills of his mind

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 Год назад +3

      Beautifully phrased.

    • @LethalSaliva
      @LethalSaliva Год назад +1

      That's one of my favorite shows! And one of my favorite Carol skits.

  • @xskrym
    @xskrym Год назад +44

    "...we make fun of Donald Trump because he's a fool.." Spot on! 😂😂😂

    • @chrisdevon9467
      @chrisdevon9467 Год назад +2

      So if Trump if a fool what the hell is Biden then. Ur country was awsome under trump look at it now. Lets go Brandon!!!

    • @aaronthenorm5400
      @aaronthenorm5400 Год назад

      I'd he'd not make himself such an easy target!

    • @aaronthenorm5400
      @aaronthenorm5400 Год назад

      ​​@Raiden Except for the lonnnnnnngggggg list of Biden accomplishments President Biden has achieved for America; as well as the dignity President Biden has restored to America! The only people who don't get that, are the "uneducated" dmfps declared he "loves"!

    • @aaronthenorm5400
      @aaronthenorm5400 Год назад

      ​@@chrisdevon9467 Awesome? Like the most unemployed in US. history; the most divided we have been since Lincoln started a completely avoidable war?! You clearly are a non US citizen who wants to see America fall! F U! We are doing well now; thanks to President Biden!!!

  • @stephanielight4161
    @stephanielight4161 Год назад +23

    "Don't do it Abdul."🍊🤡
    "50% chance he called Paula Abdul accidently"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bethanygee6939
    @bethanygee6939 Год назад +464

    Trump's explanation that all wind turbines are made in China really surprised me, since my husband works at GE, making wind turbines, and we live in Pensacola, FL. Weird, right?

    • @davidweyant9356
      @davidweyant9356 Год назад +113

      Trump has never been called smart by anyone other than himself.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад +5

      Yes you're weird

    • @phatphuk2761
      @phatphuk2761 Год назад +1

      MAGA outer wear is made in 🇨🇳....

    • @davidhansen4927
      @davidhansen4927 Год назад

      @@davidweyant9356 says the party that elected a guy who cant write his own speeches or read from a teleprompter.

    • @mrufino1
      @mrufino1 Год назад +99

      Trump got confused with his maga merchandise, which is all made overseas.

  • @TheWasif
    @TheWasif Год назад +156

    Somewhere, a little girl with a lemonade stand is wondering where her cupcakes went.

    • @kallen868
      @kallen868 Год назад +8

      😂

    • @kirk5152
      @kirk5152 Год назад +9

      Hahahahahahaha that's GOLD!!!....Love from Australia 🇦🇺

    • @davidhansen4927
      @davidhansen4927 Год назад

      @@kirk5152 didn't your country violate peoples civil rights in the name of "covid response"?

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 Год назад +11

      @@davidhansen4927 Nope. Keeping people alive and healthy trumps all other civil rights.

    • @kellizafer9828
      @kellizafer9828 Год назад +5

      🥇comment of the day award!

  • @sethwooten5678
    @sethwooten5678 Год назад +53

    When Santos says he's not a drag queen I'm like "giiiirl you bring passive aggressive cupcakes as an eff you to the press" slay it queen!

    • @deborahwingard776
      @deborahwingard776 Год назад

      English please!

    • @BethLarsenSedona
      @BethLarsenSedona Год назад +6

      Language is constantly evolving…I thought those comments were right on. And I’m an old fart.

    • @lukenestler1740
      @lukenestler1740 Год назад +1

      Not to mention they were practically rainbow coloured 😂

    • @cavaalli
      @cavaalli Год назад

      @@deborahwingard776 ok boomer

  • @blazinchalice
    @blazinchalice Год назад +79

    Watching this put a smile on my face. Great job, and looking forward to Lindell in a claw machine hahaha

    • @ShannonJacobs0
      @ShannonJacobs0 Год назад +3

      The original business model of RUclips was annoying, but at least the ads were reasonable.
      New flood of invasive, repetitive, and offensive ads are EVIL.
      Google is now fully dedicated to doing any evil that seems profitable.
      And censoring complaints, too.

  • @wendymcclelland7943
    @wendymcclelland7943 Год назад +283

    Lol! Looking forward to Mike Lindell in the claw machine. Please don't let him out.

  • @BH4LF
    @BH4LF Год назад +6

    “Don’t do it Abdul”…😂😂 omg I was rolling‼️

  • @adrianbeckmann3778
    @adrianbeckmann3778 Год назад +2

    LOL, that guy blocking cameras with his face smiling, gotta love it.

  • @concernedcitizen9374
    @concernedcitizen9374 Год назад +24

    Nice gesture by Santos to offer donuts to everyone, but there's no way I would have eaten one.

  • @mattk2740
    @mattk2740 Год назад +142

    “The Case of Curious George” is genius writing!

    • @KaiserBlade
      @KaiserBlade Год назад

      Yeah, to an idiot I'm sure it's genius. It doesn't take much to amuse a jimmy Kimmel white supremacist audience.

    • @idkhowtofight
      @idkhowtofight Год назад +1

      "wow this is awesome!!!" -iiiidiot

    • @annemettefrederiksen7751
      @annemettefrederiksen7751 Год назад

      To bad the monkey is more competent and capable of governing than the GOP.

  • @iSmartMan1
    @iSmartMan1 Год назад +59

    I KNEW the claw machine interview was going to happen!

    • @r.p.mcmurphy6623
      @r.p.mcmurphy6623 Год назад +3

      We all did, bub

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +2

      Of course it is! It's Jimmy Kimmel!

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Год назад +2

      Mike is desperate to spew his crap!

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад +1

      @@jcoopes5604 Yep, yep. Jimmy can take a breather for 10 minutes. The only interview that will be one sided because Mike will never let anyone talk or he yells over them.

  • @ronkirk5099
    @ronkirk5099 Год назад +77

    The GQP is literally a treasure trove for late night comedy. An endless source of humor.

    • @annemettefrederiksen7751
      @annemettefrederiksen7751 Год назад +1

      And panic, alcoholism and pill use. He is absolutely nuts and Desatan is even more dag and twisted.

    • @dme1016
      @dme1016 Год назад +1

      Yeah, but those dumbass muthafukas have House power, so it's only humorous to a point.

    • @georgesouthwick7000
      @georgesouthwick7000 Год назад

      The Democrats must be an even bigger source of humor, because on Gutfield on FOX has the number one rated late night show while Jimmy holds down the number 6 spot. Looks like people just aren’t buying what Jimmy is selling….lol

    • @dme1016
      @dme1016 Год назад

      @@georgesouthwick7000 Nah....No one can outdo the Repugnants for sheer lol stupidity.

  • @mrgregoo3104
    @mrgregoo3104 Год назад +4

    Santos calling someone else dishonest, PRICELESS!!!!!

  • @princequestly2218
    @princequestly2218 Год назад +128

    Oh my pillow, this mike Lindel interview from inside the claw machine is going to be epic. 😅

  • @man_on_wheelz
    @man_on_wheelz Год назад +151

    Oh, Jimmy is a genius if Mike Lindell actually ends up in that damn claw machine tomorrow. Better believe I will be watching!

    • @jamesweekley1087
      @jamesweekley1087 Год назад +1

      He's a promotional genius. A lot of people will watch the show just to see this.

  • @lspiegel5704
    @lspiegel5704 Год назад +3

    Santos asked the reporter to be honest?! I’m surprised he didn’t burst into flames saying that word.

  • @richardthiele8363
    @richardthiele8363 Год назад +3

    And the windmills are all made in “Jina”! The “Jinese” windmills are killing all our birds! 😂

  • @jennywitkop8467
    @jennywitkop8467 Год назад +11

    Oh those damn 'gina windmills

  • @shgb44
    @shgb44 Год назад +97

    5 years for an eagle... and for leading an insurrection... he gets... nothing?

  • @shaunblock9392
    @shaunblock9392 Год назад +14

    Omg! Jimmy is funny asl this was the far most best monologue yet I’m hysterical what a laughter what kills me is how he stands there with a straight face staring at the audience it’s priceless!!!!!!

  • @audreycathcart3685
    @audreycathcart3685 Год назад +102

    Jimmy Kimmel jokes really have me laughing to keep from crying later!😂

  • @OneAdam12Adam
    @OneAdam12Adam Год назад +22

    Mike Lindell has a straight jacket waiting for him with his name on it.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Год назад

      Inside the claw machine!

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 Год назад +1

      Will his padded room be made out of My Pillows?
      ... Might as well line it with concrete if that's the case.

  • @LvndrHppE2
    @LvndrHppE2 Год назад +35

    I can’t wait to see Mike Lindel inside a claw machine. I will want that image on a t-shirt.

  • @OliveDasi
    @OliveDasi Год назад +29

    Plains and Prairies are the same thing and can be used interchangeably. A friendly message from your professional Geographer (who that statement bothered them more than it should). 😊

  • @theother1406
    @theother1406 Год назад +3

    The guy next to him started laughing..😂

  • @yeltsin6817
    @yeltsin6817 Год назад +5

    Lol. If your grandfather started talking like this you’d take his car keys away and put him in a place. Lol. So true

  • @angelazuspan6302
    @angelazuspan6302 Год назад +155

    The fact that The Pillow Guy doesn't realize that he's being roasted is just fabulous. Can't wait to watch!

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 Год назад +13

      People with mental health issues should never be allowed to have large public forums. 😩

    • @sprootown
      @sprootown Год назад

      Check out his speech....the tongue movements....ever notice why dogs can pick up on a human A-whole before you have any idea? Face and body language. These guys have primitive minds, easy to read..

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Год назад +2

      God he’s so clueless!

    • @Silverfirefly1
      @Silverfirefly1 Год назад +3

      He's a true believer, one of the very few that is sincerely convinced of what he says. Conviction is one of the best armours to the opinions of others that exists. It's not that he doesn't care about what people say and do but rather that he can't anymore without endangering this crusade that now defines him.

    • @kkhill34
      @kkhill34 Год назад

      The guy sells pillows. It’s simply free advertising. I’m sure he understands that.

  • @LucareonVee
    @LucareonVee Год назад +10

    More Aunt Chippy is what we all needed! XD

  • @AT-yz4eo
    @AT-yz4eo Год назад +10

    Mike Lindell. Thank you for being such a good sport. Can't wait for the interview!

  • @minkiitwo
    @minkiitwo Год назад +3

    Thank you for the giggle eh!!! I needed that!

  • @DelightLovesMovies
    @DelightLovesMovies Год назад +141

    I'm gonna have my bag of popcorn ready for when Mike Lindell gets in the claw machine.

    • @aaronsinger
      @aaronsinger Год назад +2

      Get your popcorn machine ready for watching the claw machine.

    • @thedon9670
      @thedon9670 Год назад

      I doubt it will happen.

    • @jamesweekley1087
      @jamesweekley1087 Год назад

      If he tries to flee, use the claw to drop him back in. Better yet, let him go.

  • @mildredpierce4506
    @mildredpierce4506 Год назад +104

    The commemorative coin tickled me so much especially it selling for $799 or 4 payments of $399 😂😂. I couldn’t hold my laughter in anymore.

    • @momwithaplan1287
      @momwithaplan1287 Год назад +9

      I know right! I just bought mine now with the payment option. It was such an amazing deal, and with 0% interest to. I ended up buying 4 for my whole family. 😂

    • @riyamu6447
      @riyamu6447 Год назад +11

      @@momwithaplan1287 oh so THATS why it was sold out when i checked the website

    • @K_Z_R
      @K_Z_R Год назад +5

      So what you mean is that we should split it? I get custody on weekends and you get week nights. Maga logic 🎉😅

    • @martyjames9368
      @martyjames9368 Год назад +3

      @@momwithaplan1287 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sinetteiversen9978
      @sinetteiversen9978 Год назад +3

      Me too.Absolutely hillarious

  • @justinkosuk3458
    @justinkosuk3458 Год назад +6

    What killed me was the fact you could tell the Kimmel Coin looked scratched up 🤣

  • @deboradarden764
    @deboradarden764 Год назад +5

    not only do I want one of those coins, but I am also going to set my alarm to not miss Mike in the claw machine interview.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Год назад +75

    Love and respect for Jimmy and Guillermo and crew! 🤗💙💙💙

  • @Fraccy
    @Fraccy Год назад +104

    I've been wanting the Mike Lindell interview for so long omfg I'm so happy YAY

    • @KonradvonHotzendorf
      @KonradvonHotzendorf Год назад +4

      So hoping it happens 😂

    • @tacobell2009
      @tacobell2009 Год назад +4

      I really hope he doesn't back out at the last minute!

    • @cindyjanssen6965
      @cindyjanssen6965 Год назад +1

      NUTTY BUDDY IS RIGHT!!

    • @curtisadkins4453
      @curtisadkins4453 Год назад +2

      They can talk about how Bed and Bath tried to cancel him and now their about to file for bankruptcy........yay 🤣

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад

      It's so funny because I think in Mike's mind, Jimmy actually likes him. He's so desperate for mainstream attention instead of the 0 viewers of his "channel" and all the far right garbage rallies he goes to that draw about 100 cultists. Come on, he's going into a claw machine to make a fool of himself just to get attention. Plus, I think his dentures need some Extra Hold Poligrip because they are slipping.

  • @TheBoogerJames
    @TheBoogerJames Год назад +5

    I really hope this interview with Mike Lindell happens. I think you should stuff the claw machine with My Pilows.

  • @bosnianlady10
    @bosnianlady10 Год назад +1

    “ Abdull, Abdull, don’t do it”…😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chrispittman8854
    @chrispittman8854 Год назад +5

    The only event more embarrassing to Cincy than the Mayor's "Trash Talk" would be WKRP's "Turkey Drop."

  • @turnerdcentury
    @turnerdcentury Год назад +19

    I feel my brain getting smoother with every syllable uttered out of 45’s pie hole… At this rate I’ll never find my pet unicorn

    • @williamduffy1227
      @williamduffy1227 Год назад

      🤣😅🤣😅

    • @russellm2555
      @russellm2555 Год назад

      You must be one of those lunkheads who believed that some vague comments about a new medical technology called Healight somehow actually meant 'inject bleach'🙄

    • @turnerdcentury
      @turnerdcentury Год назад +1

      @Russell M what are you talking about?

  • @dejahdanger
    @dejahdanger Год назад +2

    Jimmy. Jimmy, this is brilliant. I am excited to see the pillow guy and I never thought I’d say that.

  • @kellygoodman4773
    @kellygoodman4773 Год назад +1

    Boy that portrait of Jimmy on that coin looks crazier than Mike Pillow!

  • @2011blueman
    @2011blueman Год назад +63

    He's obsessed with the windmills because he didn't like that they built some off of one of his golf courses.

    • @bogususer2595
      @bogususer2595 Год назад +11

      They’re in Scotland, not even in the US.

    • @garymartin7369
      @garymartin7369 Год назад +10

      They were made in Chi nah!

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows Год назад +6

      @@garymartin7369 The wind turbines we have here in Texas are made in “Mejico” ( meh-he-co )

    • @wvbkf
      @wvbkf Год назад +9

      @@garymartin7369 I do believe Trump was made in Ra sha!🤣

    • @NicoleA.C.-PhD.
      @NicoleA.C.-PhD. Год назад +3

      @@wvbkf 😂😂😂😅😅

  • @rosannemassman4560
    @rosannemassman4560 Год назад +62

    Loved hearing Aunt Chippy answer the phone. LOL 😂

    • @xemnas9098
      @xemnas9098 Год назад +2

      Aunt Chippy: "What are you asking me what I'm wearin".

    • @punkanelliefonkbush8811
      @punkanelliefonkbush8811 Год назад

      Who?

    • @alexcarter8807
      @alexcarter8807 Год назад

      @@punkanelliefonkbush8811 AUNT CHIPPY

    • @vickywitton1008
      @vickywitton1008 Год назад +3

      I would love to see Aunt chippy do interviews with politicians, I'm guessing she would roast them!

    • @kevin2400
      @kevin2400 Год назад

      Chippy…. Wuzzat

  • @justjane1984
    @justjane1984 Год назад +3

    Gawd, I love you Jimmy! So clever. So funny.

  • @TheZsuzsana
    @TheZsuzsana Год назад +1

    I am laughing so hard! 😂😂😂 Great freakin' post!!!

  • @jenniferbraud6750
    @jenniferbraud6750 Год назад +6

    OMG the pillow guy in the claw machine...

  • @ChristieVegas
    @ChristieVegas Год назад +21

    Congrats on your 20 years!

  • @Gaballufix
    @Gaballufix Год назад +2

    It would be hilarious if the claw machine was filled with mini bottles of liquor.

  • @elless4817
    @elless4817 Год назад +1

    5:30 love the guy chuckling at Trump behind his back 😂

  • @lowbird7947
    @lowbird7947 Год назад +16

    What did the windmills do this time?

    • @kallen868
      @kallen868 Год назад +2

      They killed thousands of eagles...
      🤔🙄🤣

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 Год назад +5

      Messed up trumps weave.

    • @dannywayne311
      @dannywayne311 Год назад

      They’re all MaDe In cHiNa

    • @nancychandler3673
      @nancychandler3673 Год назад +1

      There are 500 windmill manufacturers in the USA which makes Trumps China windmill stocks tank. Poor Trumpy the businessman made another poor investment. P.S. Windmills aren't killing Eagles.

    • @dannywayne311
      @dannywayne311 Год назад +1

      @@nancychandler3673 man idk why RUclips deleted this comment but probably because it was too truthful, right on!

  • @wproct11
    @wproct11 Год назад +722

    I love Jimmy! He gives Trump all of the respect he deserves, NONE. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bare_Essence
    @Bare_Essence Год назад +3

    Did no one catch that he put what look like store bought cupcakes in a Tupperware container to give them that home baked look?

  • @rahmattrisandy6206
    @rahmattrisandy6206 Год назад

    That *Choinah* whenever he spells china never failed makes me laugh.

  • @LoveHandle4890
    @LoveHandle4890 Год назад +22

    Celebrating 20 glorious years of Jimmy Kimmel.🙏

  • @twenty3electronics
    @twenty3electronics Год назад +29

    “As the images unwind like the circles that you find In the windmills of your mind.”

  • @mc3lizard
    @mc3lizard Год назад

    For the Claw machine, fill it with GOOD QUALITY pillows.

  • @Doomster-jl9rx
    @Doomster-jl9rx Год назад +2

    We really did a number on Trump, here in Aberdeen/Scotland. He still can't get our wind turbines out of his head. LOL

  • @carolmorris2705
    @carolmorris2705 Год назад +80

    Best line of the day: He is literally Don Quixote! 😂😂😂

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 Год назад +3

      don quijote is a warrior and a gentleman !

    • @carolmorris2705
      @carolmorris2705 Год назад

      @@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 … Jorgegonzalez is an 🍑🤡! 😂👋😂

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 Год назад +1

      @@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 I was thinking the same thing! DQ might have been delusional but he was a true gentleman and a chivalrous knight.

  • @edwardroche2480
    @edwardroche2480 Год назад +380

    That guy standing next to Trump is trying real hard not to laugh in the wrong places. I think he does need a old fogies home

    • @trev8492
      @trev8492 Год назад +15

      That guy is our Governor here in South Carolina 😀😀😀Henry McMaster

    • @lowcarb7392
      @lowcarb7392 Год назад

      Don't say much for your governor! Who votes those jokers in anyways? Sad!

    • @genoateam1
      @genoateam1 Год назад +7

      *an old* not a old!!

    • @genoateam1
      @genoateam1 Год назад

      Biden needs that more than trump fool!!

    • @markedly1013
      @markedly1013 Год назад +5

      No kidding. And one with no windows for birds to crash into.

  • @mq42
    @mq42 Год назад +2

    8:45 To paraphrase Dennis Miller: 'That's only 4 more votes than I got and I didn't even run'

  • @MulrySquare
    @MulrySquare Год назад +1

    "If I had a combover like that, I'd be afraid of windmills, too!" lol

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад

      If Trump was near one, his combover would be sucked up into it and they are several hundred feet tall just to get to the turbine blades!!!!

  • @karenjordan5731
    @karenjordan5731 Год назад +8

    Can't wait for tomorrow!

  • @Fern635
    @Fern635 Год назад +116

    Not gonna lie; the way George Santos lit up talking about Drag Race was kind of adorable. For a split second, he was almost likable.

    • @lorrainemcfarland621
      @lorrainemcfarland621 Год назад +16

      I like him better than most Republicans. He's more honest!

    • @davidhansen4927
      @davidhansen4927 Год назад +2

      @@lorrainemcfarland621 he's definitely more honestly than the current president 👍🏾

    • @elizabethhenning778
      @elizabethhenning778 Год назад +5

      He's totally a fan

    • @flasfynest855
      @flasfynest855 Год назад +2

      See, the truth shall set you free…. Lol!!!!😅😂

    • @davidhansen4927
      @davidhansen4927 Год назад

      @@flasfynest855 Biden didn't get the memo

  • @briankrian3834
    @briankrian3834 Год назад +2

    These monologues are great!

  • @smk9320
    @smk9320 Год назад

    I loved watching the guy next to Trump while he went on with his "Abdul" rant!

  • @gianalfredo
    @gianalfredo Год назад +42

    Mike Lindel is the reason “Bless your heart” was invented

  • @doloresweatherspoon2727
    @doloresweatherspoon2727 Год назад +1

    🤣Jimmyyy🥰you're killing me. 🥳Can't stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣...💞

  • @1970sureconnection
    @1970sureconnection Год назад

    Lol!! at the claw machine. Perhaps a bunch of mini pillows inside of it.

  • @Xena3
    @Xena3 Год назад +13

    I can’t believe you are doing an interview with him in the claw machine. 😂

  • @winstonsmith6607
    @winstonsmith6607 Год назад +63

    I never tire of Jimmy Kimmel's jokes about Republicans

    • @davidhansen4927
      @davidhansen4927 Год назад

      They are flat and cringe. 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @rlsmarine
      @rlsmarine Год назад

      Kimmel is a joke.

    • @ironfist458
      @ironfist458 Год назад +1

      I do and it’s becoming boring and old just like both parties. Can’t wait until more natural disasters happen within the coming months and days. IE the sun heating up, spiritual ufo orbs (not government designed trash), hurricanes, tornadoes, snow storms/blizzards/ice, volcanoes, & earthquakes. Get ready because the days of calamity is here and comfortability is out the door. Yay! 👍

    • @stephenbingham5935
      @stephenbingham5935 Год назад +2

      Me also. Wish I could remember them when needed.

    • @davidhansen4927
      @davidhansen4927 Год назад

      @@stephenbingham5935 wow, you must be fun at parties...

  • @stub5505
    @stub5505 Год назад +2

    Man I hate starting work at 4 a.m. I can never watch live but I feel like I have to stay up and watch just to see Mike in the claw machine....uh I can work on a couple hours sleep for that!

  • @josephpetruccelli4589
    @josephpetruccelli4589 Год назад +1

    excellent writing for the monologue and the coin bit was hilarious!

  • @NightFall429
    @NightFall429 Год назад +40

    Yellvis had me chuckling like a kid 😂😂

  • @ngozinnunukwe5680
    @ngozinnunukwe5680 Год назад

    The guy standing behind Trump couldn't hold back the laugh any longer.🤣

  • @four4eyes
    @four4eyes Год назад +2

    Didn't Mike say he was suing ALL machines ? And now he's gonna get inSIDE one ? It might never let him out !

  • @davemills8193
    @davemills8193 Год назад +7

    You are totally going to roll up a second claw machine with his double right?

  • @starchaser2489
    @starchaser2489 Год назад +38

    Scamtos needs to be followed by journalists everywhere he goes until he gets fed up, gives in, and resigns.

    • @sallyrose3161
      @sallyrose3161 Год назад +1

      Yes! Please God Someone🤯🤬😱Why WHY HAVE WE LET THIS BS CONTINUE??? LIES, CORRUPT & PULLING DOWN BIG MONEY AT THE CAPITAL?????? AM I WRONG??

    • @davidhansen4927
      @davidhansen4927 Год назад +1

      I say the same thing about this administration 👍🏾

    • @bogususer2595
      @bogususer2595 Год назад +2

      @@davidhansen4927 isn’t that what Peter Doushy is doing?

    • @davidhansen4927
      @davidhansen4927 Год назад +1

      @@bogususer2595 he's the only person asking serious questions that your press secretary just can't answer.

    • @adb888
      @adb888 Год назад

      @@davidhansen4927 LMAO, LOL, hahahahahahaha 🤣😂 - I laughed so hard I almost had to find a "I pooped myself" emoji...

  • @bamarmane4208
    @bamarmane4208 Год назад +1

    I can’t wait for the interview with my pill😮w man

  • @NicoleA.C.-PhD.
    @NicoleA.C.-PhD. Год назад +1

    Lmao “Yelvis”😅😂

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +6

    If “George Santos” sold commemorative coins of him joining congress, he would say the coins are “worth-less”, not worthless.

  • @yodel_diploma2315
    @yodel_diploma2315 Год назад +5

    Santos' bodyguard has too much fun. Wait until he sees his payroll lol!

    • @bogususer2595
      @bogususer2595 Год назад +1

      Is that his bodyguard? I thought it was his new “friend”.

  • @neightthegreight
    @neightthegreight Год назад

    Fill the claw machine with the purple teletubby!!!!

  • @suzidelarue5344
    @suzidelarue5344 Год назад +1

    In the machine
    How about pillows ?

  • @JohnClark-tt2bl
    @JohnClark-tt2bl Год назад +105

    We should expect more from our pillow royalty.

    • @kcbowman4042
      @kcbowman4042 Год назад +1

      Waiting for the autobiography Spoor

    • @lynnemaclean2644
      @lynnemaclean2644 Год назад +1

      Lol😂

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 Год назад +2

      We tried those pillows. I bought one more to stuff the other two. That made them at least usable.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Год назад +68

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗 😉 ❤️ 👍

    • @davidhansen4927
      @davidhansen4927 Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾

    • @deanreadman3263
      @deanreadman3263 Год назад

      Best show by far,which Bill Maher hates

    • @davidhansen4927
      @davidhansen4927 Год назад

      @@deanreadman3263 best show? 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾

    • @mystronghand4038
      @mystronghand4038 Год назад

      @@davidhansen4927 MAGA cultists crying daily 🤣🤣🤣🐑🐑🐑🤷

    • @davidhansen4927
      @davidhansen4927 Год назад

      @@mystronghand4038 didn't vote for him. At least I didn't elect a whyte supremacists who tells me I'm not blk if I don't vote how I'm told. 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @christinamiller4660
    @christinamiller4660 Год назад

    Please! Please put 'Triumph the comic insult dog' in that claw machine!!!!!!!!

  • @cellpat2686
    @cellpat2686 Год назад

    Aunt Chippy: "Why you askin' me what am I wearin'?" 😄😄😄😄😄😄

  • @sabinawoods5134
    @sabinawoods5134 Год назад +116

    I just love Jimmy Kimmel. He is so genuine, so passionate about the things that really matter. He has a truly kind and compassionate heart. And most of all he just cracks me up with his jokes about trump and his goons. Thank you Jimmy! Here’s to another 10 years at least, PLEASE!

    • @kevin2400
      @kevin2400 Год назад +2

      Trump and his goons…. You misspelled Biden wrong

    • @peopletok5502
      @peopletok5502 Год назад +5

      Lmao this comment is screaming middle aged woman am I right?

    • @plrmanager
      @plrmanager Год назад +7

      @@kevin2400 No Kevin I'm sure she knows how to spell even if you can't except her comment.

    • @plrmanager
      @plrmanager Год назад

      @@peopletok5502 Why would that matter?????? Fool !!!!!!!

    • @OneLifeTwoLive
      @OneLifeTwoLive Год назад +4

      @@kevin2400 Shush Kev!! Theres adults talking here

  • @esecocolan1
    @esecocolan1 Год назад +53

    20 years and counting🙏🏽

  • @wilazo77
    @wilazo77 Год назад +2

    The Jimmy Kimmel coin should have Guillermo on the other side 😂

  • @EmsLionheart
    @EmsLionheart Год назад +2

    Dammit. I can’t believe I have to admit I had a similar thought to Mike Pillow. Of course I wanted to climb inside a claw machine as a kid. I took everything apart I could 😬
    I think he meant, like, he didn’t want Batman’s the Joker plushies surrounding him 😂 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Год назад +89

    Theory: a windmill once exposed his ridiculous combover in public and now Diaper Donnie wants them all demolished as petty act of revenge.

    • @aiming4peace254
      @aiming4peace254 Год назад +5

      Your post should seem kind of crazy, but no, *it's true!*

    • @alwaysgr8fl
      @alwaysgr8fl Год назад +1

      No one can copy that! where are the animal lovers 🤣

    • @lorrainemcfarland621
      @lorrainemcfarland621 Год назад

      @@alwaysgr8fl Nice to know Trump is such a conservationist!

    • @Issy585
      @Issy585 Год назад +1

      DIAPER DONNY, lmfao!😅😅😅😅

    • @davidhansen4927
      @davidhansen4927 Год назад

      @@Issy585 if anyone is wearing a diaper, it's Dementia Joe.

  • @mountveggie
    @mountveggie Год назад +61

    Can’t wait for tomorrow, it may yet be the greatest day in the show’s 20 year history!🧸