Lying Trump Dumped by Accountants & Freddie the Stoner's Question for Olympic Gold Winner Chloe Kim
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
- The statewide indoor mask mandate for vaccinated individuals in California has been lifted but LA County is still requiring that we mask up, court documents have revealed that Donald Trump’s long time accounting firm has dumped him, according to multiple sources Trump had a habit of making calls on other people’s phones because he didn’t want White House aides listening in, his terrible kids are making the rounds, a Manhattan judge and jury rejected Sarah Palin’s lawsuit against the New York Times, Klan Mom Marjorie Taylor Greene went on OAN to chat with host Dan Ball and they had a bone to pick with Jimmy, the now former Mayor in Hudson, Ohio suggested that allowing ice fishing might somehow lead to prostitution, Russian figure skater Kamila Valieva tested positive for a banned heart medication that can potentially boost endurance, and we check in with our Olympic correspondent Freddie the Stoner from Buchanan, Michigan to talk about the Winter Games and ask a question to two-time Olympic Gold Medalist Snowboarder Chloe Kim!
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Dear Mayor Shubert,
Where the hell have you been fishing, dude?😯
I like presidents that don't flush important documents down the toilet 🚽
Trump is a big man, I imagine he drops a pretty good size turd. I think he clogges the toilet with his big turds and out of embarrassment he tears up paper to make it look like its paper and not his giant poop.
speaking of dropping turds:
Hey, Mr Garland don't you think it's time to start arresting traitors?
Hillary would start with bunker baby - he'll throw EVERYONE under the bus. Given enough time, trump will confess every crime he ever committed (and try to blame someone else). but tick tock....
I like both.
Presidents that don't flush documents and senators who don't destroy entire computer server's.
And I trust no one. 👌
Klan Mom needs to get out of Congress
I really enjoyed the video of MTG's constituents calling her out on the carpet when she went back to her GA district. Look up the video, it's priceless.
Most Méxicans are still wearing masks, no crying, no complaining, no talking sh*t to you if you wear 1, no drinking pee, etc.. Watching América is an embarrassment 😢
Bravo Mexico. 🌹
Daily reminder on Jan 6 impeached tRump attacked amerikkka during a joint session of Congress certifying the 2020 election results .
Mexico has lower covid cases than the US, but Republicans want you scared of illegals with covid.
Que ?
@@dinoflagella4185 - January 6 was all Mexicans jumping those Capital Hill walls where you blind...got cataracts ? Glaucoma? Your eyes Don't work ? 🙄
I guess the accountants got tired of all the torn up papers and having to retrieve pieces from the toilet...
I like presidents that don't flush important documents down the toilet 🚽
Funny.
Drain the swamp, drain the swamp, lock him up, lock him up
I love the reaction of the board member right beside the guy talking. He honestly couldn't believe what he just heard 😂
I couldn't stop laughing! 😂😭🤣
"No she's not the devil; the devil is smart..." incredible
And the devil unlike her knows when to shut up:)
This was the best joke I heard in a while XD I laughed out loud while cooking
They don't call him Don the Con for nothing .
Freddie gives me hope for the world! Smoke on my brother, and cheers from Kansas City ❤️
It's a real shame that intelligent people become our show writers and comedians, and idiots become our lawmakers.
Word.
Respectable people don't wanna work with poisonous people in politics, so they choose a job much less corrupt.
That's because comedy is serious and politics are a joke!😵👁🤔
@@lunaballesano6410 Damn right. It's a privilege to be able to tell the truth. Also, they can make a joke and not have it deliberately taken out of context by the other side adn the media (I am pro-MSM, BTW. OK? CU L8r.)
From your lips to God's ears. Now, how many millennia before "He" sends correction?
The main problem I have with everyone mocking Marjorie Taylor Greene for confusing Gazpacho and Gestapo is that even if she had gotten that part right she was still making a stupid statement.
We all know, but the Gazpacho statement was such a low-hanging fruit, you have to pick it.
I totally agree. I honestly believe that she doesn't know the difference 🙄🙄
Gazpacho soup is a cold green soup, for those who have not been tortured with it before.
I think she read an article and went out thinking she had it correct.
Which is sadly even more ironic
@@moniqueengleman873 I have never seen a green version only red. I haven't had it in years but on occasion I have enjoyed it.
The other thing that shows her lack of understanding is that if she had said "Gestapo police" the "police" is redundant and I have never heard anybody include it.
Amen!! That's the more important point!
Aren't stupid statements her stock in trade? I've never heard her say one sensible thing!!! Wingnut.
“No, she’s not the devil. The devil is smart.” Thanks, Jimmy!! That was awesome!
0ⁿ(kp
Powerful statement, Jimmy! Powerful!
My favourite statement of the week!
Thanks Jimmy!🙏👍
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windmils cause that cancer yet drinking bleach and tanning your anius help with covid yet ?
Aww, he was so excited to meet her. That made Freddie’s day! 💚
Thank you for representing Michigan, Freddie! 😍
Calling Marjorie the devil is actually an insult to the Devil.
At this moment in time Hilary Clinton definitely is Satan's spawn. The Durham report will be destructive.
The devil is intelligent
@@rickyhazard5766 😴😴😴
@@insAneTunA nice to know a minion doesn't care about a Presidents servers being hacked. 😉
@@rickyhazard5766 🤣😂 I love your MAGA tears !!!
Eric's been diggin' in Jr's stash😂😂
But not Hunter, the cocaine aficionado who actually knocked up a stripper, then denied he ever had sex with her in an interview, then was taken to court by her in a paternity suit, ordered to take a paternity test and was found to be the father - all while being taken to court by his ex-wife for intentionally not paying money for his kids, and while simultaneously sleeping with his dead brother’s wife, whom he was cheating on with the stripper and other women buying them gifts while neglecting his children.
It’s all public knowledge. But yeah, the Trump kids are the real scumbags.
@@amostlyreasonableguy That’s quite an interesting story. You should write a book about that. But you might consider keeping your sentences under 100 words long - that first paragraph of yours is a real doozy!
Watching from Australia 🦘 when is the Trump train going to end. How more can Americans endure?
Yes Australia 🇦🇺 manages OK with federal elections only every 3 years and the false campaign starts about 3 months before with the official campaign lasting just a few weeks. It's much less tiring and we still manage to throw out a failed government occasionally. Oh, and failed Prime Ministers tend to go and find another job to keep themselves busy. We don't hear much from them or about them.
When it finally totaly derails there will be the biggest parties held all around the world.
LUL she answers the secret service call thinking "Maybe I'm a widow?"
The accounting firms jumping the sinking ship when they realize that they can no longer play the shell game with the numbers.
yep…..what the hell were they doing? thinking, definitely NOT!
They jumped ship when they figured out they could be legally culpable for attesting to financial positions they didn't really investigate - essentially they took the word of the company about asset values. Word is they've already provided a pallet load of documents to authorities.
@@raygunsforronnie847 Agreed.
"... were mislead about the size of his holdings."
"You're tellin' me!"
-Stormy Daniels.
Nice!👍
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Bitchin' funny...
*misled
Misled. The woman elected to represent the Metal Industry for 2022 "Miss Lead". (Gregg Oreo long beach ca )
Thank you for bringing so much honor to this ridiculous country! Love it. Good call, jimmy.
Keep bringing Freddie back please 😂
Wow…. Jimmy when you said “ the devil is smart!” That has to be the greatest comeback ever… it’s actually a true statement.
That man’s face when he said” prostitution”…that’ man’s face next to him… priceless.
I practically fell over laughing
Is there something you want to admit, congressman?
"it’s actually a true statement. " if we overlook the obvious fact that the devil does not exist.
100th like 👍
That poor man sitting next to that mayor had never been so in shock in his entire life!!!🙄
He went through every version of "WTF!" 😂
Like am I hearing this or is it a joke, there are many dire problems in the world and I got this!? 🙃🤣
Was just going to say that. I watched the guy beside him the whole time, the 2nd time I ran thru it. That is sooooooo funny. My entire family ice fishes, I guess I better warn them of the horrors of ice shanties. lol
@@jogreen3081 be careful who you open your door for :D
@@spacenerd9499 Hey, prostitutes ROCK!! You pay them a few bucks, and they'll do whatever you want them to do!
Gotta love the expression on the guy sitting next to the clown mayor.
Freddie always brings a smile to my face. Even in these difficult times Freddie can bring a little bit of joy. 😊
Too much time focusing on this goofball. He isn't funny, I felt my IQ drop 20 points. Good thing I don't smoke THAT much......duuuude. lol
Eric just hitting puberty with his voice 👏
That's awesome that Chloe Kim went on the show. She deserves the best spotlight for those sick moves she did off those halfpipes for our entertainment.
Loved the expression on the face of the man next to him. Yeah, real funny dude!?!
Saying that Greene was confused or that it was a slip of the tongue for her to call the German Secret Police the name of cold soup gives her a way out of being just plain stupid and not knowing she was wrong. That needs to stop.
1st amendment.
Im sure she also misspoke when comparing that DC jail to the gulags in the same sentence. Funny how they conveniently didnt mention that part 🙄
@@melaniecotterell8263 what is your point? It is NOT ok to spread lies and BS. Drink some chlorox and you will feel much better. Drink 1 or 2 liters. Enjoy
@@gracemunich1476 Tut tut, everyone knows the 1st Amendment guarantees every American's right to say stupid things in public.
Hate to be that person, but as a professional translator I feel compelled to point out that Gestapo Police would have been redundant because the “po” at the end of Gestapo stands for Police (Polizei). Hence we commonly just say Gestapo even in English.
Gazpacho Police, however is not redundant, just baffling.
You left out that the girl is only 15. I'm not saying she should be allowed to compete for medals, but everyone around her should get a lifetime ban from international competition
I feel really bad for her they probably made her take it.
Tara Lapinski was also 15 when she won her Gold Medal. What's your point?
@@sunnydaysatl do you mean as they did with Lance Armstrong in cycling?
Sha'Carri Richardson smoked a little pot to deal with a death in her family, apologized and didn't compete. Russia has had their national team banned from the Olympics and they're still doping a 15 year old with medications that could be harmful to them, with a coach that pressured her to do a trick that has caused permanent injuries and disabilities in her team members. This whole thing is disgusting.
@@jimuicker4731 Exactly, the Russians continue to dope their athletes while they can't even compete under their country's name because of previous doping violations. The sanctions mean nothing to them, they just continue to give drugs to their so called "clean" team.
It's a shame the accountants didn't have the guts or ethics to do this before the investigation but better late than never!
Hey gap tooth. Let’s go Brandon 🇺🇸
@@fakenews2041
G'day Munchkin...
Tuck
Frump...,
Now...!
;-p
Ciao !
There likely would have been legal consequences if they did. Disclosing personal information on clients without a court order can lead to serious problems.
exactly, like it took them 10 years to figure out that what trump was giving them was BS...they are just trying to save face and not get incriminated at this point
@@fakenews2041 hi karen🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jimmy is always right on the money. Love watching him.
😂😂😂😂 jeez
That Ohio councilman that turned and looked at the “prostitution councilman” couldn’t believe what he was hearing. 🤣🤣
Ikr? 😂
Better sure he was the mayor
7:04 How can she smile after all the hurt she's caused?! She's chased young students down the block in D C who had survived school shootings and were there to testify about it and advocate for gun safety laws and she accused them of making the shootings all up or blowing it all out of proportion 🤯😥and yet she still thinks she's a worthwhile human being and a woman who deserves to smile and flirt with men on national TV while she leaves her own children at home with no mother to love them and guide them through the HELL that children are living in now. Even if she was at home, they would still need a Good mom who cares about them more than she cares about matt Gaetz's affections.
M.T. Green and Matt Gaetz, an item? Oh, don't sear my brain with that kind of imagery! That's the stuff of nightmares.
Her teeth look like a car crusher machine.
She is so despicable!
@@edwinagray4373 That's from all those steroids she shoots up.
Interesting your use of the word hell. That seems to imply your Christian centric point of view perhaps you should broaden your horizons. Marjorie Taylor green is an insult to all humanity. Well she whines and complains about freedom she herself supports, you're very authoritarian view spread by Donald Trump. She is by all measurable means an authoritarian adverse to democratic principles and as such she should be voted out immediately.
That mayor's thinking about the ice shanties is a whole lot of projection.
He should come to Manitoba and find out what is really happening in our ice fishing huts.
Every random accusation outburst like that should be investigated.
The look on the guy's face next to him when he said it! 😂🤣
"Why is Ivanka's voice more masculine than Eric's" One jab for two people - Genius
My cousin Chris did couples slalom in the X Games several years ago with Chloe, she's super nice. Glad she brought the US home some gold 👏🤘
I'm not holding my breath on charges against Donnie until I see the police requisition form for a child sized pair of handcuffs.
What are your charges Gestapo?
@@BabushkaBrigade how so?
@@words911 If you have to ask, you've been underground too long. You can come out now, the Civil War is over. You lost.
@@elmarobberts5128 "if you have to ask..." (common refrain of thot msm brainwashed pleb incapable of articulating what they don't even know)
@@elmarobberts5128 That actually makes zero sense. You are likely the type that thinks your side is completely innocent of everything. That in of itself is horrendously ignorant bordering on brainwashed. Trump is an ego maniac, but his policies were way better than what is going on now, the sequel to Obama's Steady Decline of Freedom, Democracy and America. That is where we are. Also: Rigged election
I love the way he references 'Jimmy Kimmel and the National Media" as if you were a singer and a backing band
Jimmy you are the best. You are always funny, just like Johnny Carson used to be.
That ice fishing clip just gets me. It's not so much the ridiculous thing that that man is saying as the facial expression on the guy next to him. I've never seen somebody's eyes literally bug out of their head 🤣🤣👍
I’m actually surprised that MTG even knew the word _gazpacho_ since she’s at a third grade reading and comprehension level.
If that.
She totally thought gazpacho was the right word. She's just woefully ignorant.
Not often do we as a society talk of the seedy underbelly of ice fishing. Oh what those poor fish are willing to do to not go home as dinner.
"For the record, we weren't born this way" - big mouth bass.
I feel sorry for the guy that catches the cat fish.
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@@Mark-gg6iy ooh, that is sly!
Something fishy going on in them shanties.
CONGRATULATIONS CHLOE!!! YOU ROCKED IT!
“She’s not the devil, the devil is smart” 🙌🏻🤣 Spot on!
I've seen the ice fishing clip a handful of times now and the guy to the right's reaction is absolutely priceless 🤣
IKR. He had the best reaction!
Lol
I loved the way he gave that little shake of the head in the beginning of the clip. It looks like he was giving a 'no, don't do it and don't say it' kind of message to somebody. The same thing my wife used to do to me in company when she knew I was about to say something ridiculous. 😀
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@@Kim_Miller I thought that too. They must go rent a ice shanty and a couple prostitutes every winter together.
That's the look you give someone as you are considering calling 911 for psychiatric assistance.
Freddie’s got some really good penmanship I’m impressed.
It took him 8 days to make that....
i want to see a podcast with Chloe Kim and Freddie! something tells me that Freddie is happy and carefree 99% of life. that jazz cabbage is really what the world needs
This is one of your best shows in my opinion.... I like how you got upset with Guillermo 🤣🤣 it was natural... But most of all how you roast politics and speak the truth. God bless you Jimmy and everyone in your show to make this happen.
Regards from Nicaragua....
Jimmy's right, the devil is evil and smart. MTG is just plain evil and not too bright!
Best defense they can come up with is pointing fingers at someone else.
The "crime" he's referring to is monitoring of phone traffic from the WH.
This is not a crime at all and it actually started in 2014, when Obama was President and just continued. It was Obama that was "spied" on first. It has absolutely nothing to do with Hillary.
It's legal because it's only the traffic that's monitored, not the content of communications.
The family's getting desperate now because its increasingly clear the noose is tightening and they have no way out. They are all guilty of numerous crimes and they know it better than anyone.
@Yuppy Guppy 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂best joke I've heard all week.
Jimmy, you are a national treasure!!!
"Bouncing off the walls he never built!" 😂😂😂😂😂
The kid, on icy driveway scores a point. He's got a talent. Look at him again.
🏀 it's still in the hoop
He's still standing there, waiting for it to drop🥶
I was expecting him to slip and fall on the icy driveway. Props for scoring.
@@population-_-420 - the frozen solid hoop...
7:48 The guy’s reaction who’s sitting next to him is absolute gold 😂😂😂
It's like he's looking for Ashton Kutcher and the Punked crew.
@@barbiedahl 😂 Exactly! Freaking hilarious lol
FOR REAL. I can’t stop giggling every time I remember his reaction. 😂
@@janellie1985 Same here lol I had to rewind it a couple times to laugh again
I'm an ocean away, but I had the same reaction.
"Ice fishing solicits prostitution."
Ex- mayor or not: Is he getting help?
"You can bet if Joe Biden walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of gestapo, I'm gonna mention it." 😆
I'm wearing a mask anyway. Saves me from having to smile.
Freddie is like Bill & Ted combined, we need more of him on the show, imagine him and Guillermo out and about together.
A bit of SCTV McKenzie Brothers, too.
@@heiyuall Are they the ones that said "hoser"?
Omg, that would be hilarious!
@@johnhipp8267
"Take off, hoser."
They did a song with Rush if I'm not mistaken;
"Take off (to the great white north)" was the title.
Love their rendition of "the 12 days of Christmas"!
@@mymamasaid3003 "And a beer"
I love how so many conservatives say we only make fun of them and not of the left. Sorry guys....been watching SNL, Carson, Leno, Jimmy, Colbert, Etc,.....they all hit both sides.
The republicans are such a joke, can’t help but make fun of them.
It’s not their fault that in recent years the Republicans have been providing so much comedy gold. Four years of Trump after a year of his campaigning, followed by his antics since leaving the White House. Every single day it was a challenge just to pick a few things that fit the time allotment. Biden is so boring in comparison. Thankfully.
@@jwoolman5 like Biden farting in front of the British
There is so much evidence taht the Republicans are evil and the tools of corporations. Gerrymandering, opposing laws that benefit the environment, etc.
@@granthurlburt4062 who cares? price of gas and groceries ? There’s a massive red wave a coming!!!
I think you really get to them Jimmy, thats a compliment by the way! Keep it up.
Wow! What a throwback, Jimmy. High-pitched Eric.👍🏻👍🏻
If ice fishing leads to prostitution, WI is in trouble!!! 😆 🤣 😂 😹 Thanks Jimmy, I needed a laugh.
Not surprising, what with all the iceholes in Wishconshin state gummermint latterly.
Wisconsin used to be known as a progressive state, with the likes of Bob LaFollette and his sons Phillip and Bob Jr. Wha' happened ?
@Antonio Grancino Donald Trump happened
@@SM-ry1yx Before Trump there was Scott Walker
You are correct...Trump "happened" and a lot of people died bc of that. The buck stops ✋️ with THE PRESIDENT!
1:20 So now “waiting for the ball to drop” has a new meaning.
Trump really lives in this man's head rent free🤣🤣
Jimmy you are so funny I love your show keep up the good work.
"You're not the devil! The devil is smart!" Awesome line.
Wife: How was the ice fishing hun’?
Husband: I caught chlamydia.
You are killing me 🤣
Most underrated comment 🤣
Well at least it wasn't a king-size herpes
I hope it was catch and release.
wife...."you must have eaten your catch....your breath smells like tuna".......
That is to funny, thank you for the laughs I'm feeling sick and laugher is the best medicine.
I had to watch the Hudson council member's reaction a few times. Hilarious!
Thank you for having Freddie! He made my day!
I always said ice fishing is the devil's doorway. Into the Lake of Hell! Hallelujah! Amen!
Jimmy! You are the best.
Thank you so much for fighting the good fight Jimmy & team!
Love Freddy the Stoner. Such a happy fellow ❤️
That kid is too cute, he should have him on the show. I like Freddy!
He did a good job with the chart, too.
Jump the wall jump the wall 😂😂😂😂
Freddie makes me smile. 😁😁😁😁😁😁
How long do we have to wait till these criminals are serving time
Why does MTG look like she has too many chromosomes? Were her parents first cousins? And she was elected !? That’s just so sad.
“We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”
-- Eric Trump
That is not a quote because the only source is some golf dude. There is no link of the interview with the golf dude.
@Slade Mcalister Vladimir Putin appreciates your continued support.
@Slade Mcalister that whole crack pipe been found not true lol go watch faux news. sounds you trumpers are worried trump is going to prison.
@@mostdope2536 - it’s in a golf magazine. Maybe the one called Golf? I think the year was about 2013 or 2015, can’t remember but you should be able to find it if interested. The interviewer was asking Eric about how they were funding all the golf courses they were building since the market was “flat” at the moment. Eric said golf was popular in Russia and so they were being backed by Russians. That quote is real. By that time, US banks had stopped loaning money for Trump projects.
Back around 2010, Don Jr. said at a conference or something similar that a disproportionate (his word) amount of their funding was coming from Russian sources. They were very open about their Russian connections back then, it wasn’t a secret. It was simply a fact concerning their businesses. Donald Sr started being more discrete about it only during his campaign in 2016. But he had been openly courted by rich Russians and encouraged by them to run for political office for years.
@@mostdope2536 It wasnt some golf dude. They were doing an interview with a reporter during a round of golf. And it was a quote. American banks will not do business with trump.
Oh, beautiful! You and your team come up with some of the best things! The news about TFG alone was worth the click, and the rest was just a big bonus!
Give Freddie his own show
Dumped socialedially by his "wife".
Dumped reputationally by his accountants.
I wonder if Trump is tired of losing yet
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Retrumplicans ameriKKKa
@Slade Mcalister - fun fact, those blue States also boast the highest number of Nobel Laureates born in the US. No wonder millions of you stupid conservatives can't tell the difference between "Gazpacho" and "Gestapo". BTW, the people serving you in a "Blue district" are some of the cretins from the "Red states" who have migrated to the "Blue States" looking for work, but lack the educational skills to get decent employment. Have a conversation with your servers sometime and find out where they were born and raised.
@Slade Mcalister Oh, so we're peasants? And that makes you, royalty? Sounds good to me, we outnumber you, so if you would kindly slip your head into the guillotine, we'll treat you like the royalty you claim to be.
@Slade Mcalister Fun fact. You're a 3 week-old troll that is blanketing the comments with lies. How are things at the Internet Research Agency, comrade?
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇 🤗❤💙❤💙
I agree!!!! He played his cards right! His show is classy. Funny. Just good stuff.
Top 3 at least
@@Heavenzvoice Yes Jimmy is the best.😇
Freddie just makes my day! 😀
I literally died with the correlation of prostitution vs ice fishing and the person beside hahahahah its like in the episode of the office haha
Freddie’s the man 🤣
Yeah, I’m sure Mazurs had no inkling that Trumpledforeskin was up to Monkey Business with his filings…
I 100% buy weed from Freddy. Awesome, humble dude and stays in character lol
Bada da da daaa I’m lovin it 🎉🎉
Truth always rises to show itself ☮️
There's actually a person, a US Rep, a Person Of Power, who actually thinks you can draw a link between ice fishing and prostitution!?
And I thought I’ve seen it all🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣
Obviously a Republican.
Yep, he was the mayor of a really ritzy suburb south of Cleveland. He also recently banned a book that was being used in a college course taken by a few of the high school students because it had too much sexy talk.
The guy next to him looked so shook.
Maybe he was wishing to meet a mermaid?
I think the point that should be made about the Russian athlete doping scandal, is that it’s a bloody kid.
She’s 15.
If she was doping, then it’s her trainers fault. And people shouldn’t be judging a child like this.
It’s not like these kid athletes don’t suffer enough stress as it is.
Amen.
What Eric said: "Let me break that down for you.."
What Eric meant: "Let me have an on-air breakdown for you.."
Glad to see Fred back.
It's like something that would happen to Charlie Brown🤣
Same with accounting firm that dumped Trump
well done! loved the stoner olympic reporting....I HAVE had the honor of interview xome olympians and a bronze medal winner. They were all exceptional humand beings.
FDT!!! Thanks Jimmy for your great shows!!
Freddy was on point, 2x gold medalist Chloe is a badass!