Exactly What You Thought, But So Much Worse Than You Imagined

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

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  • @lorrainethomas8797
    @lorrainethomas8797 3 года назад +993

    Stephen, I truly understand the thrill it is to be returning to a live audience. But please understand how much you have a) mastered remote late night and 2) kept so many of us united while we were divided. Bless you. Because America doesn't have to smell like this.

    • @Cryhai
      @Cryhai 3 года назад +70

      The camera/animation gags he has pulled off with the current format were brilliant, and I’m definitely gonna miss them. Plus the interaction with Evie and the crew felt more real and natural than with the studio audience

    • @pattyamato8758
      @pattyamato8758 3 года назад +32

      Love Steven for helping us get thru the pandemic and the years of the Fartus who just stunk things up and left.

    • @WarriorQueenUnicorn
      @WarriorQueenUnicorn 3 года назад +16

      "Love Steven for... helping us get through... the years of the Fartus..."😭🤣🥰

    • @dleet86
      @dleet86 3 года назад +22

      @@WarriorQueenUnicorn Countering the ignorance that fans of Fox's Alt-Right Taint (F.A.R.T. for short) promote, takes quite a talent. He is facing the Pompous Oleaginous Obsequious Party (aka P.O.O.P. for short, formerly GOP), too as they tune into F.A.R.T. for their daily dose of common scents. Tucker does not notice the stench. I think he is too close to the source of F.A.R.T. because he has a nose for news. He is a crack reporter ya know.

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto 3 года назад +4

      [Lifts arms, sniffs] whaddya mean _smell?_
      I'm aromatic. That's what my plushies tell me. 🤪

  • @drewski1535
    @drewski1535 3 года назад +213

    0:20 I'm really gonna miss the background laughter and snickering 😅😅😅😂😂😂

  • @allebaba1966
    @allebaba1966 3 года назад +456

    The way that we are witnessing Steven slowly dissolve into chaos as he gets closer to the live show is truly the most entertaining performance art I have ever seen

    • @davemick7216
      @davemick7216 3 года назад +14

      It's like having to use the toilet so much worse, the closer you get to your house.

    • @notsonutsomills593
      @notsonutsomills593 3 года назад +3

      At least spell his name right.🙄

  • @user-tb5ns7hc5i
    @user-tb5ns7hc5i 3 года назад +751

    Stephen’s cabin fever spontaneous Chris rant has to be one of the funniest bits I’ve seen. Thank you for leaving it in and not editing it out of tonight’s monologue. Gold. It’s how we all feel at this point. Very poignant.

    • @karenwillough180
      @karenwillough180 3 года назад +40

      This was the best Colbert I’ve seen in a while.

    • @shenanikenz
      @shenanikenz 3 года назад +10

      Agree!

    • @frankcheng05
      @frankcheng05 3 года назад

      @@karenwillough180 7579878768
      9

    • @Mediaright
      @Mediaright 3 года назад +8

      A bit... ...sure. ^^ That's what it was... yeah.

    • @kr13100
      @kr13100 3 года назад +3

      Yes it was almost as if he channeled his Colbert report character to get into the rant.

  • @ligeiaztomb2755
    @ligeiaztomb2755 3 года назад +102

    I am going to miss this format. I like the singular laughter. This feels more intimate...and somehow HILARIOUS.

  • @petuniapop7819
    @petuniapop7819 3 года назад +184

    Stephen ranting off the rails “THESE LAST 15 MONTHS WERE FINE. WHY WOULD YOU THINK IT BOTHERED ME??” .... I felt that ☠️

  • @Demerus99
    @Demerus99 3 года назад +420

    I'm going to miss his interaction with the staff and his wife when he goes back, I love this so much more.

    • @crushedit1497
      @crushedit1497 3 года назад +1

      Let me know when you find comedy and not political mind twisting rhetoric first.

    • @Demerus99
      @Demerus99 3 года назад +9

      So you come to watch the show to complain about it and leave inane comments on a random persons comment? What in the world motivates you?

    • @taylorstratford9717
      @taylorstratford9717 3 года назад +6

      @@crushedit1497 eat me

    • @cocorees5
      @cocorees5 3 года назад +1

      What are you so worried about? Only a wife could laugh at him! What are you worried about?

    • @Baelor-Breakspear
      @Baelor-Breakspear 3 года назад +5

      Yeah it’s sweet his wife is his biggest cheerleader. It’s really nice and I think it’s sweet. I said sweet twice because it’s twice as sweet as normal.

  • @lindagraham2779
    @lindagraham2779 3 года назад +33

    Stephen was sure on a roll tonight-have never seen him bleeped 🤬 so much. I was loving every minute of this! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

  • @leahosullivan1057
    @leahosullivan1057 3 года назад +44

    Stephen's mental breakdown was the funniest thing I've seen in ages 🤣

    • @toddbevans4192
      @toddbevans4192 3 года назад +4

      That sharpie really fucked with him 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dimitriosp7214
    @dimitriosp7214 3 года назад +242

    "it's almost as if we're making this shit up!"
    Lol this was the best monologue in all the pandemic.

  • @819lioness
    @819lioness 3 года назад +249

    I love that Steven avoids saying the name of that old guy that used to live in the White House!

    • @Daluna13
      @Daluna13 3 года назад +8

      Why would he, he is never going to go on his show

    • @studio1127
      @studio1127 3 года назад +30

      I love how he uses names 'we the people ' have come up with in the last 4 years for lord dampnut. 🤪

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 3 года назад +3

      Yessss

    • @daisy_jericho_seth
      @daisy_jericho_seth 3 года назад

      Should have started that 5 years ago.

    • @randyjh82
      @randyjh82 3 года назад +1

      You mean Mar-a-Lardo?

  • @ryansoule6628
    @ryansoule6628 3 года назад +45

    I'm so going to miss this format and his wife's contagious laugh. One of the best things to have come about during this covid mess. Kept me laughing on some pretty dark days

  • @MahmoudElgassier
    @MahmoudElgassier 3 года назад +47

    Stephen melting down live in front of us is the best tv moment of all time. BEST. TV. MOMENT...OF ALL TIME

  • @T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan
    @T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan 3 года назад +69

    I'm going to miss this set just as much as the home set. It felt like we was chilling, having a great convo, like old friends. It was fun!

    • @anthonynycholas4230
      @anthonynycholas4230 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, the pandemic brought out a more natural comfortable side to these shows. Once it goes back to pre-pandemic conditions the laughter after joke will seem completely fake and many of the funny charming bits Colbert was able to do at home (including the *physical* gags) he'll have to return to the imaginary props. I get that there's the frustration of being unable to see your audience or talk to your guests in person, believe me but these one-on-one, in-home sessions made Colbert's jokes truly genuine and therefore more funny.

    • @T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan
      @T_P_W_ThachoZenjuan 3 года назад

      @@anthonynycholas4230 Exactly. I love the authenticity of the snots, gahoffs, giggles, snickes and belly laughs. Even the silence was awesomeness.

  • @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
    @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 3 года назад +267

    Between the "Jewish Space Lasers"
    and the
    "Italian Space Lasers",
    I'm surprised anybody makes it to the corner store. 😂

    • @sion8
      @sion8 3 года назад +6

      I know!

    • @enviromental2565
      @enviromental2565 3 года назад +27

      But these same laser believing morons don't believe we actually landed on the moon. SMH

    • @charlesarturo7718
      @charlesarturo7718 3 года назад +4

      BTW, GREAT screen name!...

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 3 года назад +8

      Why hasn't America stepped up, and taken credit for the Space Lasers? We can't let foreigners have the best Space Lasers! Quick, ship something to Baikonur! I don't know, make it look good, with diamonds and stuff. (Covers mic) Diamonds work for lasers, right? What do you mean Baikonur is closed? Well who hacked them? Oh. (Looks up at camera, and loosens tie.)

    • @davidsantor1760
      @davidsantor1760 3 года назад +2

      😁

  • @owens311
    @owens311 3 года назад +481

    as someone who watches the show through RUclips, I have to say that this format has been much better for this platform. I'm going to miss the ad-hoc feeling of the show. It showed off his personality and improv skills more. Hopefully they take some of the positives from this format and roll it into the previous show's format, instead of just going back to the way it was. Even though I enjoyed the old format too.

    • @hillolilly
      @hillolilly 3 года назад +25

      Agreed! And I find this is true for Seth Meyers and Trevor Noah as well!

    • @SherriSLC
      @SherriSLC 3 года назад +10

      Completely agree! And I will miss his lovely wife's laughter.

    • @cocorees5
      @cocorees5 3 года назад +1

      Omg are you serious! He is about as funny as a raging boil on your arse! 😝

    • @richwojehowski1123
      @richwojehowski1123 3 года назад +9

      @@cocorees5 Would you please then tell us WTF you're here watching it then?!?!?

    • @cocorees5
      @cocorees5 3 года назад

      @@richwojehowski1123 to have a bloody good laugh! We need it🤣

  • @nancydeis7121
    @nancydeis7121 3 года назад +47

    Ahhhhh Steven Colbert gets to come out of the closet. No matter where the show has been done you all did a great job. It was a rough year for all but you tried your best to bring laughter to these incredibly frustrating and sad times. God Bless you Steven and family, and all the crew and staff who did the hard work to make it happen.

    • @MISNM0
      @MISNM0 3 года назад +2

      Accurate. They really pivoted like people who put thought into it. I'm feeling hopeful a few things will carry over, obviously Evie most.

  • @christinearmington
    @christinearmington 3 года назад +3

    I’m going to miss these intimate moments of ours. Especially the bleeps. 🤬🥰

  • @maysaniyazova
    @maysaniyazova 3 года назад +31

    Stephen's camera man breakdown was hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @aymericmarchand3472
    @aymericmarchand3472 3 года назад +200

    I just love when Stephen freaks out and gives us an insight into how much he's fed up with all this, even though like most I'll miss that format!

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 3 года назад +7

      This really is better.

    • @hwi1691
      @hwi1691 3 года назад +5

      "The bit" finale with the sharpie sniff-fed up

    • @itsROMPERS...
      @itsROMPERS... 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, i have the feeling that charming casual monologue will soon be a thing of the past, replaced by much shinier more polished ones that no one really wants.
      He's not gonna stand on the stage and pick on his cameraman, which is often the best part!

    • @karenshaub8273
      @karenshaub8273 3 года назад

      @@itsROMPERS...
      We lioved him before and I can't imagine how going back to wearing a suit and using his old format would ever be a be a negative.

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 3 года назад +3

      @@karenshaub8273 This is just my opinion, but I'm a bit weary of the hyper-produced glamour version of reality. I've always been more interested in looking behind the curtain to see what's _really_ there, but particularly now, when honesty and intimacy are in scarce supply, I like it when people are genuine and relatable.
      Not saying I'm siding with the "presidents shouldn't be elitists" crowd, as I will always want a leader who is smarter than I am. But in a talk-show host, or PR, or whatever? I would rather it be a real person than a facade.

  • @spicyramendotcom7975
    @spicyramendotcom7975 3 года назад +61

    The “space gourd unit” bit was just pure comedy gold

    • @timkingsemail
      @timkingsemail 3 года назад +10

      I cannot stop laughing at 'Gourd, gourd!!!!' 7:08

    • @rudy2360
      @rudy2360 3 года назад +2

      Best belly laugh in a long time. Writers must be smoking up all the good stuff before they have to go back to "the building".

  • @WayneLewisRSP
    @WayneLewisRSP 3 года назад +62

    I am really really really really really really really going to miss every aspect of these shows when everything goes back into the theater.

  • @nashathegeorgiapeach3908
    @nashathegeorgiapeach3908 3 года назад +69

    I'm gonna miss the quarantine shows! 😥

  • @YaoEspirito
    @YaoEspirito 3 года назад +40

    "Gourd Gourd!" got me. 😂

  • @LexTheGrey
    @LexTheGrey 3 года назад +82

    This is why I enjoy Stephen Colbert the most out of all the talk shows, he has the best chemistry with his crew and it really brings the laughs out.

    • @lstapes7
      @lstapes7 3 года назад +3

      I love Stephen but would have to say that in terms of crew relationships, both James Corden and Seth Myers easily give him a run for his money. But that doesn’t matter now 😥🥺. I will also miss these formats, but I guess I didn’t realize how much Stephen despises this format, so he needs to present in a way that makes him happy. On the far side of the late night host universe, Trevor is still filming from his apartment sporting his many colored hoodies. 😂😆 Early on, Trevor said this was about as much contact he would wish.

    • @marykay1946
      @marykay1946 3 года назад +4

      Love his wife

    • @audreymuzingo933
      @audreymuzingo933 3 года назад

      He loves his crew obviously, but this Covid format has been harder on him than any of the late night hosts because of how much chemistry he has with a LIVE AUDIENCE. I think it's because his background was improv, not standup. Comedians who spent their early careers in sad little venues learned how to survive dying, ha. They know how to shake off the feeling of not having a joke laughed at. But Stephen being a deliverer of scripted monologue jokes didn't start until after he was already famous from the Daily Show, and a big studio audience guarantees positive affirmation. So Covid quarantine threw the standup experience into reverse for him, going from hundreds of people scream-laughing to the first-year experience of a standup newbie, just a couple people chuckling here and there, and he doesn't have the callouses to deal with it.

  • @karengummer6657
    @karengummer6657 3 года назад +1901

    I really like this format and I'm really going to miss it

    • @jessetorres8738
      @jessetorres8738 3 года назад +22

      I miss Our Cartoon President and want Colbert to renew it for a 4th Season! The guy who voiced Trump also voices Biden, and it's not like the government is less of a cartoon with just a different President. I even have a great idea for the Season 4 cover art image: It's Washington Crossing The Delaware with Biden as Washington, Harris as Monroe (the soldier holding the flag behind Washington), and the rest of the people in the boat could be Dr. Jill, Hunter, Doug (Kamala's husband), Pelosi, Schumer, A.O.C., Sanders, Buttigeig, Yellen, Fauci, and Psaki.

    • @jonny-b4954
      @jonny-b4954 3 года назад +65

      Yeah, the return to an audience is going to suck. Ha. Such an outdated format for what's basically an internet show now. Was crossing my fingers they'd announce a big change but guess the audience and fake applause is a little too engrained haha.

    • @toddwatson2245
      @toddwatson2245 3 года назад +2

      Really?

    • @troll-fx2zc
      @troll-fx2zc 3 года назад +16

      Out of all the late night hosts; he needs the physical comedy and the audience most.

    • @ekibirigeable
      @ekibirigeable 3 года назад +8

      I like the live audience

  • @j4242
    @j4242 3 года назад +14

    Stephens breakdown speaks to me! Anyone else gonna miss "A Late Show" from home? End of an era.

  • @YouGuessIGuess
    @YouGuessIGuess 3 года назад +109

    The informal style of these quarantine episodes have made me appreciate Stephen even more, and tonight's "bit" where he vented his frustrations over Chris' marker was both hilarious and deeply human. It'll be good to have the audience back but this solo format perfectly reflected what the last year has felt like for so many.

  • @ypezd
    @ypezd 3 года назад +278

    The camera man’s laughter is so freaking contagious lol. Going to miss it.

    • @markrm16
      @markrm16 3 года назад +5

      They should keep playing it in the background in case it's a rough night.

    • @rudy2360
      @rudy2360 3 года назад +4

      This last week has been off the rails hilarious!

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 3 года назад +39

    **Simon & Garfunkel cartoon concert**
    Stephen: "Still here?"
    LOL

    • @johnmalcolm4822
      @johnmalcolm4822 3 года назад +1

      Simon and Garfunkel actually used to perform as Tom and Jerry which is also the name of a cartoon. True.

  • @MrGHenchel
    @MrGHenchel 3 года назад +15

    Love watching from Australia. Having Covid vaccine incentives of a joint, a picture of sea Jesus, or a gun.
    This about sums up the states of America today. Just amazing.

    • @shellibelli4387
      @shellibelli4387 3 года назад +1

      Just trying to appeal to the whole spectrum of wackadoodles.

    • @HinataElyonToph
      @HinataElyonToph 3 года назад +1

      There’s also free booze

    • @sassysarina9718
      @sassysarina9718 3 года назад

      Just half of us. The rest think it's ridiculous 🙄

  • @livetime5815
    @livetime5815 3 года назад +263

    "Exactly What You Thought, But So Much Worse Than You Imagined."
    Well said Stephen, well said.

    • @gerryjr6490
      @gerryjr6490 3 года назад +3

      Best segment title ever

  • @leanoramccarthy7726
    @leanoramccarthy7726 3 года назад +32

    I'm really gonna miss this clusterf**k of pure joy that has been keeping me sane this past year. Don't forget to completely lose ur shit once in awhile when ur back at the theater. ❤️❤️❤️😂😂🤣🤣🤣😍🤩😍🤩😍

  • @jamesbenjamin6172
    @jamesbenjamin6172 3 года назад +177

    Friendly advice: don't bother with the whole suit and tie thing once you go back with a live audience. That would make a statement. Regardless, thanks for your shows during this crisis. You have been a voice of reason during a time when reason seemed lacking.

    • @michelemiller3798
      @michelemiller3798 3 года назад +5

      Reason left the building when trump was put in the White House! That was an election that was fraudulent.

    • @FringePrincess
      @FringePrincess 3 года назад +8

      Agreed. Casual should be here to stay.

    • @karenshaub8273
      @karenshaub8273 3 года назад +5

      @@FringePrincess Don't care at all what you wear. Just keep the sharp observations coming.

    • @FringePrincess
      @FringePrincess 3 года назад +1

      @@karenshaub8273 exactly

  • @emilyderoest4732
    @emilyderoest4732 3 года назад +397

    The show has turned into something so silly and unique, I almost don’t want them to resume live audiences! He’s like, a deliriously tired little kid who just can’t stop laughing at a funeral!

    • @amandahudson431
      @amandahudson431 3 года назад +2

      Good, I just tuned in. Was wondering what 3 more shows was all about

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 3 года назад +7

      Jump to 11:40, which undoubtedly will be a classic moment during this broom closet show era.

    • @u.synlig
      @u.synlig 3 года назад +2

      That was just perfect!

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 3 года назад +1

      I like your funny analogy, magic person.

    • @matthewmangum6320
      @matthewmangum6320 3 года назад

      That’s why we love him. 🙃

  • @crypsis0182
    @crypsis0182 3 года назад +10

    Steven losing it as COVID comes to a close reminds me of how Hawkeye lost it at the end of the Korean War. Thanks for staying strong and keeping the jokes coming for us Steven.

  • @azarahwagner2749
    @azarahwagner2749 3 года назад +24

    “ FILET O FARTS 💨 “
    Damn it 😂 I choked on my coffee and it came out my nose too !!!

  • @aq1q
    @aq1q 3 года назад +154

    "Italy isn't really known for their cutting edge space technology" 😂

    • @--cs3
      @--cs3 3 года назад +16

      Well, apart from those four inhabited modules on the International Space Station and that space espresso maker.

    • @ThelPic
      @ThelPic 3 года назад +17

      I can assure you that we use satellites only to watching football (soccer) matches 🤣🤣🤣

    • @spacelasertech8359
      @spacelasertech8359 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, they leave the secret space lasers to the Jews.

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli 3 года назад +2

      @@spacelasertech8359 ..maybe that's the missing link how they beamed the software from Italy to those voting machines?😆..🤧..😷

    • @Hermititis
      @Hermititis 3 года назад +1

      I am unfamiliar with Italy's space tech, but the rocket image made me snicker aloud from its glorious ridiculousness.

  • @krudmonger
    @krudmonger 3 года назад +54

    Some of us: "We're gonna miss this format! It's so intimate and relaxed and less structured, and it's all so--"
    Stephen: "--ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!"

    • @cocorees5
      @cocorees5 3 года назад

      What format? Why doesn’t he go live? Guess not enough viewers? In fact would rather watch paint dry! More entertaining! He is lost without the best president of the us! Now we end up with piss pants, who he dare not make fun of? There is plenty of material there! Be scared of global warning! Not warming! 😯

    • @monitoraccount4132
      @monitoraccount4132 3 года назад

      @@cocorees5 He does. This is a clip of the broadcast not the whole show.

  • @dav0n
    @dav0n 3 года назад +219

    When Stephen goes back in the studio I won’t feel like he’s talking directly to me anymore. #Separationanxiety

  • @cyrusmagnus
    @cyrusmagnus 3 года назад +441

    When Stephen starts dropping the f-bombs, that's when you know he's off script... and fabulous.

    • @HikariHellion
      @HikariHellion 3 года назад +8

      Script? What script? There ain't been no script since March 2020 😂

    • @JillKnapp
      @JillKnapp 3 года назад +3

      I was thinking, "Ah, Stephen is showing his New Jersey. He's so very relatable!"

    • @cocorees5
      @cocorees5 3 года назад

      Oh hilarious! He swears? I had a fecal impact ion that was funny than him!😖

    • @XKloosyvv
      @XKloosyvv 3 года назад

      @@cocorees5 ur werds ar so gud

  • @frazernagy3143
    @frazernagy3143 3 года назад +2

    The slow descent into insanity has been one of the greatest things to watch ever! Keep the off cuff stuff coming Stephen!

  • @jahkra9259
    @jahkra9259 3 года назад +34

    Stephen's last stand against insanity has been incredibly entertaining to watch

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 3 года назад +2

      Just Stephen and a sharpie, against entire world 😉🌍🤭

  • @impoisonivy88
    @impoisonivy88 3 года назад +785

    I'm really going to miss this format. He doesn't need the live audience.

    • @mijnordna
      @mijnordna 3 года назад +32

      I agree, he should continue from home, the format really plays to his strengths. He is so good in an informal setting. Just clear out the rest of the basement, thrown in another chair or two and a small bandstand for the musical acts that could all do stripped-down acoustic versions of their hits. Done!

    • @ClockwiseCat
      @ClockwiseCat 3 года назад +1

      @@mijnordna I agree with you, but this is not his home.

    • @seanbohan9491
      @seanbohan9491 3 года назад +18

      Agreed. Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers and, of course, Stephen, are all far better in this format. Too bad it's ending...

    • @ngkos17
      @ngkos17 3 года назад +37

      My favorite part of this format is actually the muffled laughter from his staff. I find it really really funny and refreshing rather than the laugh from the audience that sometimes sounds like a laugh track.

    • @Tristanosaurs
      @Tristanosaurs 3 года назад +22

      I agree, he is great in this format. He doesn't need the audience. But it is so clear HE needs the audience.

  • @MichaelLKW-Fahrer
    @MichaelLKW-Fahrer 3 года назад +19

    I'm really going to miss these shows. Definitely some of his best work.

  • @rickyjkuron5275
    @rickyjkuron5275 3 года назад +56

    i love how the vax scene is doing a tribute to Simon & Garfunkle

  • @blueguy15
    @blueguy15 3 года назад +23

    Stephen buddy i'm really gonna miss this personal format. It was a beautiful joy filled ride of laughter and sadness.

  • @SiriuslyBast
    @SiriuslyBast 3 года назад +375

    Am I the only one who prefers this version of the show and doesn’t want them to have an audience?

    • @thatsmrfuckwit
      @thatsmrfuckwit 3 года назад +25

      Nope -- this is far, far better!

    • @debbieedwards420
      @debbieedwards420 3 года назад +6

      Nope

    • @peggydavidson2442
      @peggydavidson2442 3 года назад +9

      No, you aren’t the only one. This could go on forever as far as I’m concerned. I like it so much better.

    • @LillianHenegar
      @LillianHenegar 3 года назад +7

      I like this format, but I understand how difficult it is to perform without a room full of people. I think not having an in-person audience has sucked some of the fun out of performing.

    • @MrMann0123
      @MrMann0123 3 года назад +6

      Nope. I really don't want the old one back

  • @hereholdmybeer12
    @hereholdmybeer12 3 года назад +215

    "Incompetence and Malice" should be the chapter title in future books about this period in our history.

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko 3 года назад +19

    I think I just found my new favorite Vax-Scene, complete with its "Whatever" portable loos. Well done!

  • @BriannaBeastMode
    @BriannaBeastMode 3 года назад +74

    "When the moona hits your eye, like a bagel pizza bite, that's an Italian vote changing satellite"

    • @collinscollins5595
      @collinscollins5595 3 года назад +1

      Does it work in the day time? As that is when I voted .Also I had the best tactical military sunglasses on. You know the commercials. Lol. And I got 2 . One for free but I only had to pay $200 shipping for the free pair. Now that is a deal for protecting you from those anti- trump Italians. I thought every one in the world loved trump. If that was true why would I have to pay $ 230 for these glasses . Wouldn’t I get them for free from the trump loving Italians as well as every person, country and company in the world loves trump so much. I want my money back as I used those glasses and those Italian space rays made me vote for Biden! Was I supposed to buy a special hat also? I just don’t understand any of this. trump says everyone tells him how great he is and how everyone loves him. Am I not an everyone?

  • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
    @JohnDoe-jh5yr 3 года назад +715

    You should do your last "A Late Show" in the bathtub, just for nostalgia.

    • @jrcarper
      @jrcarper 3 года назад +22

      Thirded

    • @drewstaser9726
      @drewstaser9726 3 года назад +24

      Fourtheded

    • @Pr3ttyBrwnTwiin
      @Pr3ttyBrwnTwiin 3 года назад +4

      Weird 😒

    • @tylerkochman1007
      @tylerkochman1007 3 года назад +13

      I really didn’t like those first few COVID compilation episodes (the one in the tub, on the porch, and by the bonfire, if I recall correctly). I appreciated him for trying to put out something, but it fell flat with me. Once he went into his living room (or wherever he started filming from) l, things started improving.

    • @nikobatallones
      @nikobatallones 3 года назад +3

      @@tylerkochman1007 It was his library/study. :D

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 3 года назад +2043

    I’m gonna miss the Stephen+Evie+Laughing Cameraman shows…

    • @MothGirl007
      @MothGirl007 3 года назад +27

      Same.

    • @lorrainethomas8797
      @lorrainethomas8797 3 года назад +3

      Yep.

    • @alaakalloub1474
      @alaakalloub1474 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/XLy5SeVBcQw/видео.htmlب

    • @brianjeffrey1913
      @brianjeffrey1913 3 года назад +31

      I really hope he will continue to have her on the show at least 2 or 3 days a month.

    • @takr797979
      @takr797979 3 года назад +55

      ditto.. this format has really grown on me

  • @acebaker3623
    @acebaker3623 3 года назад +10

    I'm going to miss the sound of Evie's laugh when Stephen truly hits his mark. No live audience can replace her.

  • @Newylife
    @Newylife 3 года назад +10

    Man, I hope Stephen can find a way to keep this format in the theatre! A Late Show has shown so much more of Stephen on a personal level, and I love, love, LOVE having Evie there with him 💙

  • @tophers3756
    @tophers3756 3 года назад +739

    I'm going to miss the intimacy of the pandemic episodes.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia 3 года назад +1

      I miss believing that a heavily-armed "free" society would defend itself against violent domestic terrorists.
      But, yeah, television shows are important, too.

    • @Sauerdrops
      @Sauerdrops 3 года назад +2

      Well, if the world is going back to "normal" the next pandemic is right around the corner. And this one is not over.

    • @bubbleraydiddly3334
      @bubbleraydiddly3334 3 года назад +7

      @@Marijuanifornia bro just post your own comment if you want the traction. Why do people feel the need to try and undermine others platform

    • @kgames1748
      @kgames1748 3 года назад +1

      Facts

  • @darkdragon5916
    @darkdragon5916 3 года назад +5

    i have been depressed recently do to some personal stuff but the bit from 11:58 to 13:18 is the first time i have genuinely laughed in a while and i wanted to thank you for it.

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 3 года назад +11

    That Scarborough Fair parody was legit so good

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 3 года назад +5

    True to his words, Stephen's rant at the 11:40 mark made this first of the last three broom closet shows unforgettable. I don't care what they do on stage, nothing, and I mean NOTHING, can possibly top that!

  • @BlueWoWTaylan
    @BlueWoWTaylan 3 года назад +89

    Honestly, I don't look forward to ''forced laughter'' etc of a studio audience. It takes away from the natural feeling which made the show a lot better in my opinion.

    • @jmlewis435
      @jmlewis435 3 года назад +1

      💯

    • @mjbaldwin
      @mjbaldwin 3 года назад +4

      You've probably never been to a taping but none of the laughter is forced! All 100% genuine, whenever it starts and whenever it stops. Maybe you think there are red "laughter" signs or something? Nope...

    • @dumpygoodness4086
      @dumpygoodness4086 3 года назад

      @@mjbaldwin they "sweeten" it when needed.
      they ALL do.
      the FULL truth is never pretty.

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam 2 года назад

      @@dumpygoodness4086 have you been to a taping?

  • @daledarling11
    @daledarling11 3 года назад +17

    How can any live show compete with a producer yelling “gourd, gourd!”? 😂

  • @Open2OpenUT
    @Open2OpenUT 3 года назад +43

    Can we please continue to hear Evie’s laughter played in the Theatre once the show returns there on Monday? She’s a Star in her own right… right. 😃😍

  • @lotharsoran3604
    @lotharsoran3604 3 года назад +9

    I hope the improvisational quips that typifies these "closet shows" follow Colbert back on stage. So much funnier like this. Evie's giggling, and Chris' laugh being audible is pure gold. Watching Stephen dissolve into snickering and bizzare ad hoc rants is amazing.

  • @qwitchyy
    @qwitchyy 3 года назад +64

    Space Italians?
    That’s a spacey-a meatball.

    • @Tustin2121
      @Tustin2121 3 года назад +5

      The Space Italian legacy was well documented in the popular blockbuster, Super Mario Galaxy.

    • @12fuxu2
      @12fuxu2 3 года назад +2

      Space Italians? Don't you mean... "specimen"?.......sorry...I'll...see myself out.

    • @rivermistfae
      @rivermistfae 3 года назад

      This is one of my favourite chain of comments in the last year 😃🍝

    • @qwitchyy
      @qwitchyy 3 года назад

      Well done everyone 😂

  • @SandyRiverBlue
    @SandyRiverBlue 3 года назад +5

    Man, your effects department! We NEED a full version of that song. Seriously I think it could win a Grammy in one category or another.

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 3 года назад +6

    Whoever hollered “Gourd, Gourd!” Bravo! Inspired! Thank you.

  • @mikenoble91
    @mikenoble91 3 года назад +2082

    How do we spend trillions of dollars on "national defense", but our government's main building gets overrun by our dumbest people in 2 hours?

    • @midknight
      @midknight 3 года назад +309

      Because the former commander in chief and his GOP minions wanted it to happen. That’s why it’s called an insurrection.

    • @crazybagoham
      @crazybagoham 3 года назад +75

      murica.

    • @indraservo5764
      @indraservo5764 3 года назад +71

      It's National (interest for our glorious oil industries abroad) Defense

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 3 года назад +138

      They're white and America is racist.

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 3 года назад +127

      it was an inside job.

  • @jenniferlindsey2015
    @jenniferlindsey2015 3 года назад +44

    Please keep Evie involved somehow? She’s what I’m going to miss most.

  • @shermanculbertson6191
    @shermanculbertson6191 3 года назад +217

    I’m really gonna miss hearing Evie’s laugh.

    • @Dopecheetah
      @Dopecheetah 3 года назад +5

      Me too yo. It’s like my favorite part of the show. It’s delightful.

    • @TheSuzberry
      @TheSuzberry 3 года назад +3

      Could we please keep Evie? Please.

    • @jii.
      @jii. 3 года назад

      Not gonna miss the many varieties of the same comment about her though.

  • @yxeaviationphotog
    @yxeaviationphotog 3 года назад +256

    Anyone else gonna miss his production crew laughing in the background?

    • @marisolaquino719
      @marisolaquino719 3 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @pam6455
      @pam6455 3 года назад +4

      Damn! I’m going to miss Evy laughing in the background!
      Always makes me smile.....

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 3 года назад +1

      They're likely still going to, it'll be drowned out by the audience, though.

    • @peggydavidson2442
      @peggydavidson2442 3 года назад

      @@krejados1 A lot of the show ends up drowned out by the audience. This is much better for hearing everything.

  • @eSchoolLibrarian
    @eSchoolLibrarian 3 года назад +3

    Gonna miss this format. Love the informality and Evie.

  • @professorplum3858
    @professorplum3858 3 года назад +28

    Space Italians sounds like the greatest B movie never made.

  • @danielpreilly77
    @danielpreilly77 3 года назад +118

    “Until someone cracks the window of Justice...” absolutely brilliant

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ 3 года назад +23

    I will miss Stephen's interaction's with his staff in the office during the monologue. Especially, I'll miss Evie.

  • @thisistheaccountname
    @thisistheaccountname 3 года назад +141

    Y'all, don't forget to vote in each election and remind your family and friends to vote as well.

    • @raybin6873
      @raybin6873 3 года назад +7

      And DONATE $
      🇺🇸👍

    • @Jabberkong
      @Jabberkong 3 года назад +2

      can this be the top comment for every video, even tiktok clip videos?

    • @Bat_Boy
      @Bat_Boy 3 года назад +2

      Approval voting > rank choice voting > plurality voting.

    • @victorarredondo304
      @victorarredondo304 3 года назад

      And vote the demorats out

    • @michaeladams6847
      @michaeladams6847 3 года назад +13

      @@victorarredondo304 or vote with your conscience and not merely on party lines like a sheeple

  • @31emxof
    @31emxof 3 года назад +38

    I "like-like" Stephen's rapid, scrambling sprint to avoid being sucked into the black hole of madness...he's riding right on the edge of that event horizon.

  • @mckenzie.8653
    @mckenzie.8653 3 года назад +17

    “A young hip bae like you fam” 😂😂😂🥴

  • @coldfire0007
    @coldfire0007 3 года назад +9

    Thank you for not editing out Stephen's rant about his crew

  • @samagosto7237
    @samagosto7237 3 года назад +1222

    I'm really going to miss this relaxed, totally "unprofessional", version of this show

    • @goodbuddy316
      @goodbuddy316 3 года назад +33

      I might not watch anymore. The sound of an audience gives me anxiety lol.

    • @sadewolfkitten
      @sadewolfkitten 3 года назад +35

      Came here to say exactly this. It's been *years* since I watched late shows, but I've really become a fan of the button-down versions. I hope at least the suits don't make a comeback.

    • @brandymoser8457
      @brandymoser8457 3 года назад +20

      Me too! I prefer the intimate set up they have now

    • @MrMann0123
      @MrMann0123 3 года назад +13

      Yup. I'm probably going to drop it like I did with Fallon after he went back to the studio. Not a fan of the one size fits all generic version with the quick rattle through guests etc.

    • @WayneLewisRSP
      @WayneLewisRSP 3 года назад +18

      Maybe they could keep up one a week...do a Friday show or something. They are truly gold.

  • @pholliez
    @pholliez 3 года назад +42

    I’m really going to miss Evie and the crew giggling in the background.

  • @NoirFan01
    @NoirFan01 3 года назад +41

    Space Italians: “that’s a spicy meteor!“

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 3 года назад +237

    Between Donnie's pants and Rudy's constant leaks, 'Depends' is getting a lot of free advertising!

    • @freefalln
      @freefalln 3 года назад +3

      LOL!

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 3 года назад +12

      They need to release a special pair worn on the head, to soak up excess hair dye.

    • @freefalln
      @freefalln 3 года назад +8

      @@NewMessage And, orange face coloring! Just cover the whole face on that one!

    • @alaakalloub1474
      @alaakalloub1474 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/XLy5SeVBcQwd/видео.html

    • @atiredfloridian777
      @atiredfloridian777 3 года назад +9

      I laughed harder than I should have at that.

  • @GRJ-uz7kf
    @GRJ-uz7kf 3 года назад +52

    "America doesn't have to smell like this."

  • @OfNoImport
    @OfNoImport 3 года назад +23

    I will not miss the pandemic but I am definitely going to miss the interaction between him and the crew.
    I am going to miss that so much.

  • @iSmartMan1
    @iSmartMan1 3 года назад +54

    I love how they have a different animation and song every night for The Vax-scene

    • @mauricemizero2218
      @mauricemizero2218 3 года назад +5

      And the fact that they are obnoxiously long! 😂

    • @fdavis0706fdfd
      @fdavis0706fdfd 3 года назад +1

      Anybody know the real song? It's bugging the hell out of me.

    • @janekathy1
      @janekathy1 3 года назад +5

      @@fdavis0706fdfd are you going to scarborough fair.....

    • @fdavis0706fdfd
      @fdavis0706fdfd 3 года назад +2

      @@janekathy1 Thanks.

    • @marc1397
      @marc1397 3 года назад +1

      @@janekathy1 thank you so much. I scouted across the comment section to find this information.

  • @mattb4339
    @mattb4339 3 года назад +1

    U know a late night host is outstanding when they're funny without a pandering audience. Colbert has been brilliant the last year.

  • @chickendog3042
    @chickendog3042 3 года назад +7

    I think I prefer this format. it feels more personal.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 3 года назад +210

    The real reason the GOP doesn't want a commission is because just about all sitting members would be pleading the 5th by the end of the day

  • @ammaleslie509
    @ammaleslie509 2 года назад +1

    11:35 to 13:15 is priceless beyond measure. Thank you for being you, Stephen!

  • @starshake8998
    @starshake8998 3 года назад +50

    I want a bumper sticker and a t-shirt that says that -- "America doesn't have to smell like this."

  • @stevebennett4959
    @stevebennett4959 3 года назад +98

    I’m gonna miss this, especially the long graphics.

    • @crushedit1497
      @crushedit1497 3 года назад

      You people are owned by that little box you watch every night.

    • @ricachero
      @ricachero 3 года назад +4

      None of us watch this on a little box. Literally none of the people seeing this comment.

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam 2 года назад

      @@ricachero lol I know right? I find that comment extra weird considering the person also watched the same video we did

  • @MarthaRoseMoore415
    @MarthaRoseMoore415 3 года назад +8

    Precious jewel?? Yes, you are Steven! Don't let those "Television professionals" tell you any different!

  • @aoikemono6414
    @aoikemono6414 3 года назад +31

    "This is a bit!" says every drunk uncle at the dinner table.

  • @SincerestSawa
    @SincerestSawa 3 года назад +6

    hes right they truly are gems, only really watched the show this past year

    • @culibarri2709
      @culibarri2709 3 года назад

      Same here. Watched him a few times before. Not as good as others I thought. This has been great! I will try to watch the live audience thing, but it will never have this touch.

  • @GalapagosPete
    @GalapagosPete 3 года назад +27

    I’m an atheist, but if that “Sea Jesus“ painting is glow in the dark, I would have to consider it.
    If I lived in Hawaii. And if I weren’t already vaccinated.
    It’s just so ‘70’s, dude!

  • @RogerHerzler
    @RogerHerzler 3 года назад +57

    “3 days!!! Whoooo!!!” *sniffs a marker*
    Short-Timer Stephen is pretty great.

    • @Nova_Needle
      @Nova_Needle 3 года назад

      That marker sniff was a power move if I ever saw one.

  • @suchitramaagala3115
    @suchitramaagala3115 3 года назад +36

    I'm going to miss this format. Evie is going to be missed so much. Please have her as your first guest.

  • @carolmiller5713
    @carolmiller5713 3 года назад +60

    Stephen's clearly going bonkers after more than a year in the closet and saving the sanity of Americans everywhere @ 11:10 - 13:30. Gonna miss the wackiness of Closet Colbert! 🥳

    • @billworden6642
      @billworden6642 3 года назад

      Saving the sanity of Americans everywhere? The man convinced you that one of the most peaceful and prosperous periods in American history was akin to Nazi Germany. Guess what. The reason that Trump's involvement wasn't included in a largely peaceful attempt to have voices heard in the Capitol after for the most part Capitol police let the people into the building was because there was no grand conspiracy and certainly no conspiracy directed from Trump. In fact, it is looking more and more like FBI operatives were very deeply involved in infiltrating the supposed insurrectionist 'groups' made up a a few 60 year olds to the point that the infiltrators of the organizations were very possibly the leaders and planners. And why would they decide to have inadequate security while attempting to make it appear that unarmed protesters were supposedly staging an insurrection meant to overthrow the government? Because Congress was on the verge of spending a minimum of six hours arguing why a ten day pause should take place prior to certification in order to have a forensic audit of the 2020 election before certification. it is pathetically sad to see how horribly the left has worked to try to demonize half the nation. Guess what. Those people are your neighbors and your co-workers. They attend your churches and volunteer at your children's schools. How has this nation gotten to this point? Answer. It's obvious when you take even a few steps back to recognize the hatred coming from people like Colbert.

  • @jonathanraithel5726
    @jonathanraithel5726 3 года назад +17

    Few things in the last month have made me laugh harder than Stephen losing it about being stuck in a studio closet, right before he returns to the theater.

  • @brittanywaller9022
    @brittanywaller9022 3 года назад +47

    I will miss the closet late show! The Chris sharpie tangent was HILARIOUS!