MAGA Nuts Salivate Over Classified Biden Docs, Trump Indictment Looming & Prince Harry Reveals All

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  • Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2024

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  • @GeorgesToumayan
    @GeorgesToumayan Год назад +26

    Thanks Jimmy! - Everyone

  • @CodeGrayHere
    @CodeGrayHere Год назад +48

    Those tiny little hands holding the trapper keeper were hilarious!

  • @user-dg9pu4pe9d
    @user-dg9pu4pe9d Год назад +61

    5'6" is not even short for a woman in the US.

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX Год назад +11

      i know, 5'6 is practically tall. i'm 5'7 and it's almost rare to find girls my height or taller. most are rockin 5'4 or less.

    • @franheck1
      @franheck1 Год назад +10

      Exactly! The average height of a woman in the US is 5'4". In the world it's 5'3". She's tall by those standards.

    • @brandonruggles3330
      @brandonruggles3330 Год назад +2

      I just commented this same thing before I realized that you had already said it.

    • @Shortkingharry
      @Shortkingharry Год назад +3

      Same thought I had, 5'4 is the American average she's 2 inches taller than that. I'd have to look back at the graphic but I'd guess at least some other people on the list were average height or taller for the time period they lived in and demographics they fit.

    • @tomstamford6837
      @tomstamford6837 Год назад +3

      Add to that, Napoleon wasn't considered short for his time.

  • @dee_dee_place
    @dee_dee_place Год назад +29

    The archives department needs to start numbering & assigning documents to people.

    • @OC1621.
      @OC1621. Год назад +2

      Yes make it a new job opening for the interns.. Democrat or Republicans cross check them whenever they gets the job..

    • @bidenisgarbage9428
      @bidenisgarbage9428 Год назад +2

      Lock Biden up!

    • @ianthesoccerref
      @ianthesoccerref Год назад +3

      It is absolutely remarkable the lack of accountability for taking possession of classified documents. If I check a book out of the library there's a record of it going out and whether it came back. Seems like a pretty simple system that's sadly lacking in how these classified documents are controlled.

    • @youreterriblemuriel5903
      @youreterriblemuriel5903 Год назад +1

      @@bidenisgarbage9428 lol

    • @jamesbowen2105
      @jamesbowen2105 Год назад

      They do. Problem is Original documents are rarely used temporary copies or flimsies ste issued the destroyed. If it's not actually critical data it may not be stringen. Also some individuals, like Biden have an astronomically high clearance rating. Much higher than the President! They are allowed more discretion, and wider access to materials. Not all Presidents get the same or even a "High" security rating...Clinton was severely limited in his access by the deep state. Trump also had a limited security clearance based on his affiliations and behaviours. Because Obama was thoroughly beholden to Deep State and GOP/Bush family he revieved a very high security rating.
      The Bushes of course all had the highest access to data!

  • @McCannacle
    @McCannacle Год назад +18

    Something I’ve noticed since all this Harry ish has come up - he looks nothing like Diana or Charles.

    • @shady_panda
      @shady_panda Год назад +3

      🧐

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Год назад +2

      He has Charles' ears. And if Diana wasn't actually his mother... I'm really not sure what kind of long game someone would be playing there, or what the end goal would be.

    • @McCannacle
      @McCannacle Год назад +3

      @@davidlundquist1979 I’m sure he IS their biological son. It was just something I noticed. I don’t look like my parents & siblings either.

  • @gianalfredo
    @gianalfredo Год назад +47

    DJTJ was not wearing a retainer, it’s a thick layer of ❄️ residue.

    • @SpiceofKC
      @SpiceofKC Год назад +2

      😂underrated comment

  • @ACE-ze1qg
    @ACE-ze1qg Год назад +20

    OMG the tiny hands packing up the Presidential Trapper Keeper 😂

    • @chocmam
      @chocmam Год назад +1

      i rolled off the sofa laughing...

  • @pina1508
    @pina1508 Год назад +16

    Love you Jimmy happy 2023

  • @rarefarera6946
    @rarefarera6946 Год назад +10

    I think They only send the FBI if you refuse to give them back. Lmao

    • @ABC-sc2ip
      @ABC-sc2ip Год назад

      Biden can't refuse to return documents because he doesn't know how many documents he's left scattered across the country.

  • @VJFranzK
    @VJFranzK Год назад +92

    The Document difference is: Cooperation to resolve a small unintentional situation VS Obstruction to prolong a large intentional situation.

    • @bidenisgarbage9428
      @bidenisgarbage9428 Год назад +4

      Lock Biden up!

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith Год назад

      Which, to the MAM "mind," is the _same thing,_ as long as the massive fraud vs unintentional mistake is from The Clueless Orange. 🍊💩

    • @victorseger6044
      @victorseger6044 Год назад +4

      Really ? Guess what.. they just found another batch in a different location.. small unintentional situation you say ? Good luck with that

    • @imtheman4805
      @imtheman4805 Год назад +2

      Rut Row they just found more documents at another location.
      The apology tour continues

    • @Censortubes
      @Censortubes Год назад +1

      Stealing docs for 6 years isn't anything? Huh must be nice to be a left wing boot lick.

  • @sshaw4429
    @sshaw4429 Год назад +280

    Florida man and his dummies….redirecting as hopefully justice comes calling. Sweet Jesus throw Florida man in jail.

    • @markkramer3797
      @markkramer3797 Год назад +5

      I sentence you to 2 weeks of how to write a coherent sentence.

    • @1432b
      @1432b Год назад +5

      There is no one more pathetic & scary as those that come up with insane, out of this world, conspiracy theories.

    • @LahainaStrong444
      @LahainaStrong444 Год назад +12

      Trump for jail

    • @markkramer3797
      @markkramer3797 Год назад +3

      @@LahainaStrong444 Paired with H.Clinton and J. Biden, if you want to go that route!

    • @shaunblock9392
      @shaunblock9392 Год назад

      @@1432babsolutely

  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler7803 Год назад +168

    How is he NOT in jail already?!? For real. That phone call alone is enough. If it were anybody else, they'd already be in jail. Indict him.

    • @lisbethwestmark2089
      @lisbethwestmark2089 Год назад +3

      Who are you takling about ❓❓❓

    • @sinematographynaction
      @sinematographynaction Год назад

      🍋😇😂

    • @hades9337
      @hades9337 Год назад +3

      @@franksmith7247 dont be stupid, mussolini was 100x worse

    • @mariagarcia5203
      @mariagarcia5203 Год назад

      I totally agree. Any other president would of been impeached already but this orange clown has gotten away with so much. It’s amazingly frustrating.

    • @OOPS2468
      @OOPS2468 Год назад

      the sooner the orange cheeto is in jail the better

  • @christopherwald9960
    @christopherwald9960 Год назад +122

    It was in a secure office. Not in the basement of a golf resort.

    • @Pbav8tor
      @Pbav8tor Год назад +23

      They were not Top Secret Compartmentalized and sold to the Saudis.

    • @refererererer
      @refererererer Год назад

      Still not right that they were not returned.
      I wish the Democrats just hid or burned those when they discovered them.
      Their fixation on going high when the GOP goes low is undoing all the gains against the fascists. =

    • @jeangillespie1173
      @jeangillespie1173 Год назад +5

      Exactly!!!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      It's okay for Biden but not Trump Trump's a Russian spy and I hear he's working for the Saudis people forget about that that's important we remember that's why Trump stole the documents

    • @bidenisgarbage9428
      @bidenisgarbage9428 Год назад +1

      Lock Biden up!

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 Год назад +13

    To all the short folks out there, you grew til you were perfect then stopped.

  • @Valdagast
    @Valdagast Год назад +61

    The US is a strange country. Subpoenas from the Congress can just be ignored if you don't feel like turning up. Once a year the government shuts down while people shout "YOUR FAULT!" at each other. And they have worse security than my High School library.

    • @hardyharr9377
      @hardyharr9377 Год назад +5

      only those in power/wealth are allowed to ignore a subpoena, the rest of us would be hunted and put in jail for doing the same...the US has a theater of a justice system...its just a show

    • @ricksanchez9798
      @ricksanchez9798 Год назад

      @@hardyharr9377 not really, the traitors just confuse it with their "just us" system....

    • @companyheroes8120
      @companyheroes8120 Год назад +2

      "And they have worse security than my High School library" not if someone use his VP power to bring those documents out and ask his mates there to keep it quiet. They successfully influenced twitter, surely asking a bit of help to keep this small number of documents privately is not too much, am I right?

    • @janiekcarney5482
      @janiekcarney5482 Год назад +2

      So true!!

    • @ricksanchez9798
      @ricksanchez9798 Год назад

      @JB the problem is actually the money scam, get rid of that and all of humanity's issues will solve themselves.....

  • @mikeperez2096
    @mikeperez2096 Год назад +32

    The guilty will always blame the other guy to justify their wrong. In Spanish, la sorra nunca semira la cola.

  • @americandevo
    @americandevo Год назад +19

    People talk about stopping childhood bullying. A good start would be for adults to stop making fun of other adults and calling people names.

    • @franheck1
      @franheck1 Год назад

      Even better would be to stop reporting on them. Assign them numbers like is done with with presidents.

  • @sMileHighCity
    @sMileHighCity Год назад +105

    I'm surprised Don Jr. can spell FBI

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад +14

      It's a Freudian slip. He means FIB cause his family's very familiar with that concept.

    • @OOPS2468
      @OOPS2468 Год назад +5

      news flash, he can't

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Год назад +5

      He is caught in a Colombian snow front.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      I would imagine he has a better education than you

    • @christopherloyd8938
      @christopherloyd8938 Год назад

      @@OOPS2468 that's crazy you can't spell FBI you would think someone like that was in college and he learned something he was in those books and not in those other books with potheads😎😂🤣

  • @TaureanTrish
    @TaureanTrish Год назад +4

    I SO wanna see DT in an orange jumpsuit. Can't wait for the day.

  • @jenjins
    @jenjins Год назад +11

    Tim The Kiwi maybe on to something…

  • @bmcc12
    @bmcc12 Год назад +158

    I actually think that it might be quite easy. Anytime a politician, requests, secret documents, they should be signed for, including the name of the person taking them. At a later date, the records department should request them back from the people that checked them out.

    • @bmcc12
      @bmcc12 Год назад +12

      And who they were retrieving them for!!

    • @jimwheeler9840
      @jimwheeler9840 Год назад +6

      Sounds good. Am betting the one scenario where that solution might not work as easily as expected would be stuff that is urgent or provided at the last minute and doesn't get "checked in" to begin with.

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic Год назад +8

      That's how it works for defense contractors.

    • @ggjohnson5754
      @ggjohnson5754 Год назад +11

      That's how Hillary described the process when she was secretary of state.

    • @joeljoss1916
      @joeljoss1916 Год назад +13

      I'm amazed that any documents leave the archives without being signed out. They do it for library books for f#@*s sake.

  • @ralphflores8661
    @ralphflores8661 Год назад +45

    Who is in charge of the classified documents,does anybody keep track of these secret documents and know where they are all of the time?

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart Год назад

      Lol yes

    • @stan4now
      @stan4now Год назад +9

      It's primarily the responsibility of the president's legal counsel.
      But in this case, it was a lack of oversight, as compared to Trump and his legal counsel refusing to return documents requested by the National Archives.

    • @BoojumFed
      @BoojumFed Год назад +2

      Depends on the level of classification and the source of the documents. If it's "Classified" material from a federal agency (FBI, DoA, USPS, etc.) it's basically office documents and is pretty much that agency's responsibility. If it's Compartmented material (that's the "C" in the "TS/SCI" material they had to get the FBI to retrieve from Mar a Lago) that's literally under lock-and-key in a room with armed guards checking your badge before they let you enter and can only be removed from the compartment it's held in by order of up to the Secretary of that department and/ or the President.
      Like another comment I'm totally stealing this from says: This isn't just apples and oranges, this is strawberries and thermonuclear warheads.

    • @ralphflores8661
      @ralphflores8661 Год назад

      @@stan4now that's because thrump let the Russians check them out and are in Russia today and now they're at war with Ukraine trump is not in office and they're lost forever.

    • @MasterOfViewership
      @MasterOfViewership Год назад +2

      well, now all but 45 had them sent to the National Archives.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Год назад +90

    Much love and respect for Jimmy and Guillermo for bringing us the laughter! 🤗💕💕

  • @edwardjensen6595
    @edwardjensen6595 Год назад +10

    Oh so all the sudden they want the FBI to move in 🤣🤣

  • @zed4225
    @zed4225 Год назад +8

    I hope you do better than Stephen Corbert, and call this grifting former Royal out. He is everything the late Queen did not stand for.

    • @oceanside88
      @oceanside88 Год назад

      The queen? Really? She liked Harry. He made her smile.

  • @christophersnyder1532
    @christophersnyder1532 Год назад +21

    Oh, Donnie boy, the feds, the feds, are calling.

    • @mrbrooklynite
      @mrbrooklynite Год назад +2

      They got a pinstripe suit

    • @SethroPalmer
      @SethroPalmer Год назад +2

      Oh Hunter Biden, the child support is piling up. 🤣

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад

      From tee to tee, and down the fairway side...

    • @hades9337
      @hades9337 Год назад +3

      they been calling for years and nothing has happened lol

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic Год назад

      Jack Smith is lurking in the shadows.
      Like the Grim Reaper

  • @patriciapage2109
    @patriciapage2109 Год назад +45

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel💙
    Laughter Is the best medicine😘

  • @debrahelmlinger6256
    @debrahelmlinger6256 Год назад +48

    Don Jr, high as usual, his eyes were slits

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад

      but that particular substance dilates the pupils, not shrinks them - right?
      A friend told me....

    • @shortshorts920
      @shortshorts920 Год назад

      Yeah because he’s been proven to be a crackhead right? I think you’re mistaken him for Hunter you clown.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      Making fun of Donald's children I wonder why we don't make fun of Biden's children you know Hunter nothing to make fun of there I guess

    • @franheck1
      @franheck1 Год назад

      It's the only way the low-life can get high...a little toke for such a joke.

    • @firequeen2194
      @firequeen2194 Год назад +1

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 depends on how much and how long you’ve been indulging. If you’re on a bender, your eyes will reflect that no matter how stimulating your powdered donuts (😉) are.

  • @Punky_Brewster
    @Punky_Brewster Год назад +50

    I am laughing way harder than I should at “Harry’s audiobook”😂

  • @dyent
    @dyent Год назад +9

    LAs current weather looks a lot like what us Brits call 'summer'

  • @stratostatic
    @stratostatic Год назад +492

    President Biden isn't loudly proclaiming, "Mine! Mine! My secret documents!"

    • @Censortubes
      @Censortubes Год назад +19

      Because he actually broke the laws.

    • @theultimaterental
      @theultimaterental Год назад +63

      Surprised so many MAGAotts watch Jimmy

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic Год назад +34

      And Trump spoke about General Washington and the Continental Army defending airports..

    • @SethroPalmer
      @SethroPalmer Год назад +8

      @@theultimaterental Surprised 81 Million (😉) voted for a turnip.

    • @kaganasmr6775
      @kaganasmr6775 Год назад +1

      Actually I needed something to put me to sleep.😅😂🤣

  • @XiagraBalls
    @XiagraBalls Год назад +4

    I call mine 'Kimmel' because it's short and makes people laugh.

  • @chrisjames3087
    @chrisjames3087 Год назад +8

    The Royal Family is the English version of the Kardashians.

  • @dmercury292
    @dmercury292 Год назад +39

    Breaking news: George Santos has admitted that he’s the real Keyser Soze.

  • @Sunny-il1xm
    @Sunny-il1xm Год назад +266

    Obviously these "classified documents" aren't that big of a deal if nobody notices they're missing. Who exactly is in charge of protecting these documents anyway?

    • @nefariousmex2352
      @nefariousmex2352 Год назад +10

      Governement Officials are supposed to be trained on how to handle classified docs according to their classification and ask for permission to be carried elsewhere accordingly.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      It's no big deal if Biden has classified documents in his closet come on

    • @videoettaceo8900
      @videoettaceo8900 Год назад +9

      @@user-gb4dc1ss5d 🤡

    • @kathyparrish844
      @kathyparrish844 Год назад

      @JB

    • @justiniswebb9
      @justiniswebb9 Год назад +5

      @JB 🙄

  • @chathurasaliya3867
    @chathurasaliya3867 Год назад +20

    I love his comedy.

  • @betweenthepoles
    @betweenthepoles Год назад +14

    There is a huge difference between a private office and a resort basement accessible to the public.

    • @livefreeordie5534
      @livefreeordie5534 Год назад

      Trumps private area. Not public. There's 2 different places at Mar A Lago. It's not all public. Trumps private residence is very secure.

  • @edwardjensen6595
    @edwardjensen6595 Год назад +10

    Betcha they don't defund the FBI now 🤣🤣

  • @samuelgardner2653
    @samuelgardner2653 Год назад +4

    9:02 - No, but WHO WROTE THAT?? That plot was better that 2/3rds of what's on Netflix.

  • @ThomasBolt
    @ThomasBolt Год назад +8

    Being from Indiana I look at what's going on in California and just think. "This is what we call Tuesday"

  • @loganmalough2379
    @loganmalough2379 Год назад +48

    2:41 why is Greene still being interviewed? She’s a Karen queen!

    • @franheck1
      @franheck1 Год назад

      I wish the media would stop making these people like Greene and Gaetz and Trump important. Stop printing every time they open their mouths and they would be irrelevant.

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 Год назад

      She's more important than ever, now.

    • @loganmalough2379
      @loganmalough2379 Год назад

      @@thatswhatisaid8908 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

  • @d.e.waters883
    @d.e.waters883 Год назад +5

    There is no reasonable when dealing with narcissistic psychopaths.

  • @kevinbarr9003
    @kevinbarr9003 Год назад +20

    He declassified them with his mind.

    • @ShannonJacobs0
      @ShannonJacobs0 Год назад

      The original business model of RUclips stank, but at least the ads were reasonable.
      New flood of invasive, repetitive, and offensive ads are EVIL.
      Google is now fully dedicated to doing any evil that seems profitable.
      And censoring complaints, too.

  • @Snomrade
    @Snomrade Год назад +26

    The climate thing about shorter people must have been thrilling to Matt gaetz because of how much he likes little people

  • @Kats_Tea_Time
    @Kats_Tea_Time Год назад +187

    As an environmentalist, the "dating shorter people to save the planet" is a new one to me. 🤣

    • @tonygrowley5275
      @tonygrowley5275 Год назад +11

      That's because the just made it up... doh!

    • @FoEKringle
      @FoEKringle Год назад

      Biden willingly gave the documents to the feds trump had to be raided because he didn't want to give them up

    • @williamnaman3570
      @williamnaman3570 Год назад +9

      It is only an advantage if they have less gas.

    • @Destinyarc
      @Destinyarc Год назад +6

      @@tonygrowley5275 And she made a joke...doh!

    • @Kats_Tea_Time
      @Kats_Tea_Time Год назад +3

      @@williamnaman3570 🤣

  • @aliveandhearty7321
    @aliveandhearty7321 Год назад +6

    As a 5ft 2 person 5'6" seems like a giant

  • @ianfitzpatrick3231
    @ianfitzpatrick3231 Год назад

    Love Pat McAfee!! Brings so much energy to brodcasting!! WHADDD

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Год назад +28

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗 😉❤️👍

    • @jerodTSI
      @jerodTSI Год назад

      Brain dead 💀 😂

  • @fredraney
    @fredraney Год назад +51

    That unintentional joke of the week got a like from me, keep up the good work guys

  • @randyross5630
    @randyross5630 Год назад +6

    Sir Jumps Allot and the Knights of the Nut Sack!

  • @journeysinthiscrazyworld682
    @journeysinthiscrazyworld682 Год назад +2

    The nickname section at end hilarious 😂 😃 😄

  • @LuinTathren
    @LuinTathren Год назад +1

    Trapper Keepers! Wow! That brings back memories. I want my Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper back.

  • @NA_49erFan
    @NA_49erFan Год назад +11

    We all know this is not the same thing. Thank you Jimmy for breaking it down

  • @cnwil4594
    @cnwil4594 Год назад +5

    There is a complete difference. The two situations are like night and day.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад +1

      Of course it is it has to be Joe good Trump bad all you need to know

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks Год назад +1

      @@danmcgriff1421 You're not very bright, are you?

    • @geekylove3603
      @geekylove3603 Год назад

      @@Mark_Brooks
      He's clearly not. They are not comparable. But it is still an issue. I hope Biden and his staff get the book thrown at them if necessary.

  • @undertow2142
    @undertow2142 Год назад +553

    Irony is the fact we even know about Biden’s doc flub proves he’s not running a swamp.

    • @13juju
      @13juju Год назад +9

      Very true, but I would like Biden to come out and Thank his team for doing it, but also Why did it take this long to come out, if this happen when he was VP???

    • @ThereIsNeverEnough
      @ThereIsNeverEnough Год назад

      it PROVES nothing.... BUT... relatively.... it isnt as bad as trump getting raided by the FBI

    • @deletethis6902
      @deletethis6902 Год назад +57

      I plan on not listening to another minute of the crap about these documents. It's clear what happened and the repukkkes are going to use this to harass the guy for the next 2 years.

    • @RogersMgmtGroup
      @RogersMgmtGroup Год назад +71

      closing out an old office and some documents are found. Immediately they are turned over to the correct agency. Not a problem, not a big deal.

    • @FoEKringle
      @FoEKringle Год назад

      Biden willingly gave the documents to the feds trump had to be raided because he didn't want to give them up

  • @leylinjan4186
    @leylinjan4186 Год назад +32

    I think Harry's book is a perfect example of “It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt” (Mark Twain).

    • @old_grey_cat
      @old_grey_cat Год назад +2

      Havamal, The words of Odin the High One verse 27
      For the unwise man 'tis best to be mute
      when he come amid the crowd,
      for none is aware of his lack of wit
      if he wastes not too many words;
      Bible, Proverbs Proverbs 17:28. Here is the New International Version followed by the King James Version of this verse:
      Even a fool is thought wise if he keeps silent, and discerning if he holds his tongue.
      Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.

    • @OC1621.
      @OC1621. Год назад +1

      Mark Twain was speaking for his time and place.. where were you for about ten years now? Everyone who have
      nothing to say is in the public sphere.. History is very important..

    • @tomstamford6837
      @tomstamford6837 Год назад +3

      @@OC1621. You just proved the OP's point!
      A perfect example.
      You obviously don't understand the point of that quote and have atrocious grammar to boot!
      Good for you.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Год назад +1

      You think a person taking the brave action of reporting hideous bigotry amongst the most powerful in society, despite that meaning tremendous personal consequences, is a "fool"?
      Whatever you say, fascist.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Год назад

      @@tomstamford6837 Sweetie, you're aware some people don't speak English as a first language, right?
      Lazy bigot.

  • @juliemgates
    @juliemgates Год назад +7

    "Trump wedding venue slash home" 😅😅😅

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +60

    So... the guys who were screaming that classified documents are no big deal for their guy to take home are screaming for the head of the other guy for doing the same thing?
    Sounds legit.

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 Год назад +2

      What tRump did was much worse, and tRump was uncooperative and lied about it. Not really the same.

    • @sloppynyuszi
      @sloppynyuszi Год назад

      It goes both way. You don’t see anti Trump people asking for Biden to quit. Criminals on both side. Why is America so bad at finding legit good leaders?

    • @ChazTheYouthful
      @ChazTheYouthful Год назад +7

      The hypocrisy is a feature not a bug

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic Год назад

      The MAGAs claim that Dear Leader could wave his magic wand and declassify documents. Joe has no such magical powers according to them.

    • @THCMusicBlog
      @THCMusicBlog Год назад +1

      well after the double standard is exposed, why not?

  • @firstname__lastname
    @firstname__lastname Год назад +5

    Store the classified document in a Lisa Frank trapper keeper! So everyone will know you're kewl 😎

  • @massey4business
    @massey4business Год назад +30

    It's hilarious when Jimmy catches Guillermo spacing out. 🤤

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +5

      It's that Cali weed haha.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад +1

      I think he just gets tired of hearing these Trump jokes every single night enough already

    • @ryanricks3002
      @ryanricks3002 Год назад +1

      @@danmcgriff1421I doubt he even cares either way just loving life is all I see

    • @fuzzywuzzy1355
      @fuzzywuzzy1355 Год назад

      @@danmcgriff1421 they’re hilarious

  • @djl2735
    @djl2735 Год назад +19

    There's a huge difference between a mistake and intentionally stealing documents!!!!!!

    • @laduchesse6530
      @laduchesse6530 Год назад +1

      EXACTLY.

    • @jeffroot7075
      @jeffroot7075 Год назад +1

      Yes, big difference !

    • @hashbrown4278
      @hashbrown4278 Год назад +1

      Only difference you like Biden and want him to get a pass and not Trump because you dislike him. Yeah it’s only a “mistake” when Biden does it. What a joke.

    • @ken4016
      @ken4016 Год назад

      Why, because Biden claims it was a mistake? You snowflakes are amusing...

    • @Mattgaines1
      @Mattgaines1 Год назад

      None of us know anything for sure other than they both had documents and they were classified. Have we seen any proof other than the media telling us what they want us to hear. Neither of them had them as a “Mistake” you don’t have 2 locations of classified documents as a “mistake”. He’s got dementia now so all he has to say is I don’t know and everyone will sweep it under the rug. I think they both should be treated equally for the same crime they both committed of having classified documents after leaving office.

  • @shanonkallhoff2431
    @shanonkallhoff2431 Год назад +2

    Soggybottoms cracked me up, great story

  • @rgwade7493
    @rgwade7493 Год назад +9

    Mar-a-gogo is a full-time Boarding House and Cemetery.
    Part-time wedding venue and goof club.

    • @SethroPalmer
      @SethroPalmer Год назад

      Joe Biden pooped himself when he met the Pope.

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 Год назад +23

    The “dating midgets” thing cracked me up!😂

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL Год назад +75

    Jimmy Kimmel is amazing. Love his comedy and his jokes ❤️

    • @jerodTSI
      @jerodTSI Год назад

      Wow kimmel hasn’t been funny in years.thanks for the garbage economy and the most decisive America I’ve seen in 40 years Biden 😂

    • @kaganasmr6775
      @kaganasmr6775 Год назад +1

      Get off the pot!😅😂🤣

    • @allisonmaldonado3705
      @allisonmaldonado3705 Год назад +2

      You loved Jimmy's blkface

  • @margaretpeabody243
    @margaretpeabody243 Год назад +12

    Jimmy's show is a Sizzler. He's down to earth, fun to listen to and has Dynamite clips.

  • @heidigone
    @heidigone Год назад +9

    Jimmy is the logical problem solving comedian.

  • @DeepThought420
    @DeepThought420 Год назад +20

    Whoever you are and wherever you're from doesn't matter what you look like or even the way you smell! I personally hope you have a wonderful night! Much love to you all!

  • @jclay6680
    @jclay6680 Год назад +208

    The differance between trump and Biden is like night & day . ( at least Biden returned the classified envelope with the documents inside them & not handing them out )

    • @clutch8249
      @clutch8249 Год назад +7

      Wrong

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      No difference they both had classified documents and their homes spinning around so you feel good about it and don't forget Trump is a Russian spy so that makes it worse

    • @justiniswebb9
      @justiniswebb9 Год назад +11

      @@clutch8249 False.

    • @justiniswebb9
      @justiniswebb9 Год назад +22

      @@clutch8249 You will figure it out when you search a site other than truth social, or newsmin, etc.

    • @justiniswebb9
      @justiniswebb9 Год назад +13

      @@clutch8249 Again with the projections eh?

  • @carleenmulloy481
    @carleenmulloy481 Год назад +19

    Jimmy 🤣 hilarious show 💯

  • @Lock2002ful
    @Lock2002ful Год назад +1

    Who names parts of their body? That’s ridiculous.

  • @jankodes197
    @jankodes197 Год назад +10

    I lost it at Hannity's "So far, no hysteria!" while Fox is hysterically shouting about it the whole day.

  • @deensta745
    @deensta745 Год назад +5

    my wife has literally been complaining about not having clothes for the rain and she has a whole wardrobe HAHAHAH

  • @dmercury292
    @dmercury292 Год назад +25

    Dems will agree if you break the law. You have to pay the price. Doesn’t matter what your political affiliation is.

    • @MrClownWorld
      @MrClownWorld Год назад +2

      Is this sincere? 🤡

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic Год назад +3

      Criminal intent must be examined according to the law.

    • @THCMusicBlog
      @THCMusicBlog Год назад +2

      @@stratostatic like that nothing burger russiagate?

    • @stratostatic
      @stratostatic Год назад +2

      I heard the geniuses you voted for are going to reopen the Benghazi investigation..

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад +2

      Sarcasm I love it

  • @mitrarahimzadeh2347
    @mitrarahimzadeh2347 Год назад +18

    Jimmy honey I hope you and your family are safe❤

  • @charisobservatory
    @charisobservatory Год назад +2

    Thank you for making fun of Harry, he's taking himself waaay to seriously. 🙄

  • @deanbalboa
    @deanbalboa Год назад +4

    Love seeing Pat McAfee on the show!!!!! Bring him on as a guest!!! With all the boys!!!

  • @toddprifogle7381
    @toddprifogle7381 Год назад +95

    I feel so much better about Biden having files than fruump

    • @russwhite8872
      @russwhite8872 Год назад

      Trump is a traitor.

    • @bidenisgarbage9428
      @bidenisgarbage9428 Год назад +8

      Lock Biden up hypocrite

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Год назад

      @@bidenisgarbage9428, lock the twice impeached disgraced FORMER president! Fixed that for you 😉 dear.

    • @ealexander71
      @ealexander71 Год назад +5

      At least these were locked up & not sitting in a desk drawer where Russians & Chinese are members of that corrupt golf course.

    • @russstorey4393
      @russstorey4393 Год назад

      @@bidenisgarbage9428 sure. Right after your orange mouthpeice goes to jail for the literal dozens of crimes he committed

  • @lorrie2878
    @lorrie2878 Год назад +5

    Golf club /wedding venue /burial gound. Because yes.

  • @Jackd-lz2hn
    @Jackd-lz2hn Год назад +91

    So Trump can do it but nobody else can

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic Год назад +9

      ..not the best argument.

    • @purplemist7
      @purplemist7 Год назад +25

      @@morbidmanmusic It is according to Trump and the MAGAts...

    • @danmontes4015
      @danmontes4015 Год назад +7

      The president can declassify the vp can’t that’s the diff genius

    • @dennisg4053
      @dennisg4053 Год назад

      Using Big Tech to Censor & Supress Factual Content = FACIST
      Using the DOJ/FBI to Intimidate Parents @ Public Board meetings = FACIST
      Using the DOJ/FBI to harrass & intimidate Political Opponents etc = FACIST

    • @Johnny_Doe
      @Johnny_Doe Год назад

      @@danmontes4015 Don’t call her a genius….Imbecile more like it.

  • @paulahik211
    @paulahik211 Год назад +1

    Welcome to Seattle, LA! Enjoy the rain.

  • @mariepanimdim4303
    @mariepanimdim4303 Год назад +30

    Jimmy you’re my favorite keep it up please never retire sometimes I can’t watch at night because I’m so tired
    I watch you in the morning or all day long at work you’re the best I love all the other hosts .:/ but you’re my favorite

    • @B.Macklin
      @B.Macklin Год назад

      He resigned his contract through the 2025/26 season

  • @gradycollins3601
    @gradycollins3601 Год назад +45

    Wait a minute! Didn't Donald Trump say that Jimmy Kimmel's ratings are so low that nobody ever watch him again? Never mind just another thing that ain't true.

    • @bidenisgarbage9428
      @bidenisgarbage9428 Год назад +2

      LMAO it is that’s why Jimmy was crying last month about it.

    • @stevenwilkinson2031
      @stevenwilkinson2031 Год назад +2

      Make American great again put Trump in jail.

    • @gradycollins3601
      @gradycollins3601 Год назад

      @@bidenisgarbage9428 are you really laughing your but off? Get real.

  • @Glostahdude
    @Glostahdude Год назад +58

    How are the Trumps still drawing Free Breath?! Lock ‘em up already. All of ‘em

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      What do you think would happen to you if they found a video tape of you weighing out your crack cocaine in a hotel room with a w****

    • @mvanmaele5534
      @mvanmaele5534 Год назад

      Maybe because all the stuff the media has been pushing was not accurate

  • @ItIsWhatItIs8120
    @ItIsWhatItIs8120 Год назад

    I get flooding is the opposite end of the extreme weather in California but I hope this rain reverses the drought that Cali had for so long before it? God Bless 🙏 and hope everyone is safe ?

  • @amberts180
    @amberts180 Год назад

    I don’t think your description of the rain did it justice. I looked it up and it is catastrophic flooding.

  • @cherylsmith4826
    @cherylsmith4826 Год назад +25

    Just another reason to delay prosecuting trump- I have lost hope that will ever happen

    • @pointlessproductions5113
      @pointlessproductions5113 Год назад +2

      There’s nothing to prosecute him for he never broke the law.

    • @youdontneedtoknow7548
      @youdontneedtoknow7548 Год назад +4

      @POINTLESS PRODUCTIONS You're so desperate to defend a criminal.

    • @markkramer3797
      @markkramer3797 Год назад

      If they did not prosecute H.Clinton, who had no authority to have classified government documents on an unsecured server in an unsecured basement bathroom, with 1200 classified documents, 22 with the highest top secret headings, then there is no way they can prosecute Trump for having 110 classified , despite the fact he was President and had full unrestricted authority to declassify anything he so chose.

    • @justinpurcell3717
      @justinpurcell3717 Год назад

      @@youdontneedtoknow7548 You're so desperate to see a criminal lmao get a life

    • @cherylp.3347
      @cherylp.3347 Год назад

      Don’t give up! I know how you feel, how terribly people wanted other leaders to be prosecuted! They waited and waited, it didn’t happen. It doesn’t sit right when people seem to get away with things. We all want fairness and justice! But I was again reading this passage just today, this great reminder that no one gets away with anything:As thousands crowded around Him, Jesus said this, “ There is nothing concealed that will not be disclosed, or hidden that will not be known. What you have said in the dark ( ie: secretly) will be heard in the daylight, and what you have whispered in the ear in the inner rooms will be proclaimed from the roofs!” Luke 12:2-3. Now that should make us all a little uncomfortable.

  • @FHernandez623
    @FHernandez623 Год назад

    OMG!!! I just went back to the 80s with the 3rd grade TRAPPER KEEPER!! 😂😂😂

  • @edwinagray4373
    @edwinagray4373 Год назад

    Grew up not far from the guy from Azle, TX in Mineral Wells, home of the Baker Hotel.

  • @thepicturemandannydannytho5711
    @thepicturemandannydannytho5711 Год назад +4

    WELL SAID

  • @nonunekonsequence7641
    @nonunekonsequence7641 Год назад +27

    For those Trumpiots still asking what's the difference between Donnie and Joe... About 30X as much evidence. Mathematically.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Год назад +1

      Something tells me math isn't their strong suit...

    • @bidenisgarbage9428
      @bidenisgarbage9428 Год назад

      Lock Biden up!

    • @brianclark9110
      @brianclark9110 Год назад

      so that makes it legal...demtard??? wow

    • @thesoundsmith
      @thesoundsmith Год назад

      It's not a math issue, it's an attitude adjustment. Trump STOLE, knowingly and with _great_ malice aforethought, documents to trade and to add to his other 'souvenirs' - Graham's balls in a jar, nude pix of Cruz's wife.The Constitution (National Archives, check you still have the original, look for a "Made in China" sticker on the back.)

  • @jostrong2385
    @jostrong2385 Год назад +12

    Who writes this stuff? OMG Jimmy, I'm laughing so hard it hurts. Thank you.

  • @Jezzebel1313
    @Jezzebel1313 Год назад

    I love Tim. Tim seems to be a treasure. :)

  • @GalactusOG
    @GalactusOG Год назад +1

    GOAT story!

  • @Ho-opono
    @Ho-opono Год назад +6

    Great optimistic plan Jimmy 🤣

  • @psdesert7907
    @psdesert7907 Год назад +1

    So good to see Junior has inherited the wonderful trait of playing the Air Accordion

  • @merryhunt9153
    @merryhunt9153 Год назад +44

    As a former librarian, I want to know why the National Archives weren't actively seeking those those documents a few weeks after they were lent to Biden.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix Год назад +7

      Probably completely out of date and not relevant.

    • @stan4now
      @stan4now Год назад +13

      Good question. It may be due to the level of classification and that they had no list as a result.
      FPOTUS45 had documents marked as highly classified posing a risk to national security, which is why the National Archives requested their return.

    • @williamnaman3570
      @williamnaman3570 Год назад +1

      Why didn't they negotiate with Biden for two years while he used the documents to extort documents about his opponents?

    • @bhays05
      @bhays05 Год назад

      Or were they documents stolen by Trump and planted there so that Trump could say see he did it I'm just asking questions you know like the right wing do all the time. It's just something I heard somebody told me. You know what if.

    • @dee_dee_place
      @dee_dee_place Год назад +3

      Exactly.
      And they definitely should have had them all checked back in when he was about to leave office.

  • @skranz2732
    @skranz2732 Год назад +4

    Best man on the street ever!

  • @tomd5678
    @tomd5678 Год назад +2

    look up: James Hewitt

  • @therealHeaDKasE
    @therealHeaDKasE Год назад +2

    I was thinking the same thing about the teeth and then you said it hell yeah Jimmy