Trump Claims He Declassified Documents Using Special Powers!

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2022
  • The hammer of justice came pounding down on Trump yesterday with allegations from the New York Attorney General and last night an appeals court ruled the investigation of documents can go on, Trump went on Sean Hannity to make claims that he declassified the documents found at Mar-a-Lago using his mind, Trump keeps moving the goal post by first claiming the FBI planted evidence, then saying he had a “standing order” to declassify any documents, Trump believes the FBI took top secret family documents, he said the FBI came to his house looking for Hillary Clinton’s emails, the 11th circuit court of appeals ruled unanimously that former presidents are not permitted to have classified documents without government approval, Kimberly Guilfoyle appeared on Newsmax to defend the Trumps, plus Guillermo checks in on his road to Brooklyn from Cask ‘n Flagon in Boston with comedy legend Lenny Clarke, and we bleep and blur the big TV moments of the week whether they need them or not in “ This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.”
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  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Год назад +2239

    I wanted to say that him declassifying the documents using telepathy is the stupidest thing Donald Trump could ever possibly say, but I'm pretty sure I'll be proven wrong tomorrow.

    • @RoxxStr
      @RoxxStr Год назад +62

      🤣🤣🤣 probably so

    • @mackiri6996
      @mackiri6996 Год назад +56

      😂😂😂no doubt

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Год назад +62

      They took his will....his will to live.

    • @shilohnanny5422
      @shilohnanny5422 Год назад +149

      I dunno, that injecting clorox during covid was pretty stupid!

    • @hunterroberts9951
      @hunterroberts9951 Год назад +142

      Never underestimate the stupidity of the Donald.

  • @DB800187
    @DB800187 Год назад +388

    "By thinking about it" 😂😂😂😂 Just when you think he cant say anything more batshit crazy than hes said before.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +25

      Thinking he can't get crazier is your mistake. He can always get worse.

    • @SolitaryLark
      @SolitaryLark Год назад +23

      Crazier thing is some people still believe him

    • @ddcorbittcoppola
      @ddcorbittcoppola Год назад +1

      Bless his heart

    • @magnificent10304
      @magnificent10304 Год назад +1

      Lmao I said the same. Is this the moment??

    • @sshaw4429
      @sshaw4429 Год назад +1

      I know, right???

  • @lanasachie8505
    @lanasachie8505 Год назад +128

    Well how about we all just “think” him into jail!😂😂😂😂

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 Год назад +7

      Let's try really hard, until it's done!

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 Год назад +1

      Okay. Just as long as we also 'think' Hillary to be there as his cellmate because SHE did it too and nothing happened to her.

    • @norahyland2963
      @norahyland2963 Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣😂🙋‍♀️

    • @sylviewalker7560
      @sylviewalker7560 Год назад +3

      Thats why he's not in jail...we haven't been thinking about it hard enough!!!

    • @jeaninegimlin7746
      @jeaninegimlin7746 Год назад +1

      ☠️☠️🤡

  • @rkeller8141
    @rkeller8141 Год назад +34

    Justice getting very close and he looks sicker day by day. Traitors need to be held accountable, even if insane.

    • @LibbyTarde
      @LibbyTarde Год назад

      trump is having a nervous breakdown, just like he did in the 80s after pissing away all his money. he had to go see a shrink cause he was afraid he had to get a job. he's a waste of life

    • @spider-man4460
      @spider-man4460 Год назад

      Like Biden and his Crackhead Son ?

    • @peggyivey5828
      @peggyivey5828 Год назад

      That would be Obiden, and Hildabeast!

    • @terrancecharles2108
      @terrancecharles2108 Год назад +1

      @@peggyivey5828 yall maga trumpers is so delusional

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 Год назад

      Wait a minute here. He took some documents to his home which is something he should not have done. And he never hid the fact he had them, even giving many of them up when asked. No one was shown them so far as we know. How does that make him a traitor?

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Год назад +494

    If you voted against Trump in 2020, you better get out there and vote against the 2022 midterm candidates who support him! Trump may not be on the ballot but Trumpism will be.
    🇺🇸 *VOTE BLUE IN '22!* 🇺🇸

    • @1984isnow
      @1984isnow Год назад +43

      Count on every republican who loses in the mid terms to claim it was rigged!!, just like Palin just cried about ranked choice voting!

    • @hedwigsgal78
      @hedwigsgal78 Год назад +16

      Yes!!!! This this this this this!!!

    • @meemeezong1827
      @meemeezong1827 Год назад +24

      Yep agreed. I refused to vote for any Republican until all the Trumpism are drained from this era.

    • @putangclan9265
      @putangclan9265 Год назад +9

      And remember to get your booster.

    • @barryulrich2170
      @barryulrich2170 Год назад

      @@MehMehMeh757 Are you kissing trump's?

  • @fearalice
    @fearalice Год назад +364

    "The FBI planted evidence, then he demanded the FBI give back the evidence they planted"
    I knew he asked for them back, but those two side by side never clicked for me till just now. Man that's good.

    • @seanbrown9048
      @seanbrown9048 Год назад +10

      Lol; he’s very worried about them reading Ivanka’s diary…

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Год назад +4

      Yup that was his story!

    • @JFK-ir7yz
      @JFK-ir7yz Год назад

      The FBI and CIA do that all the time. Wake up Kid

    • @cynthiaciotti2888
      @cynthiaciotti2888 Год назад +1

      Great argument.

    • @GamerNate30
      @GamerNate30 Год назад +7

      I asked a Trump supporter after Donald Trump said the documents were planted that he also said he declassified the documents and I asked him which is it. Were the documents declassified or were they planted? And he said they are both

  • @Dick-Titties
    @Dick-Titties Год назад +12

    No one gonna talk about how he said “Malaria’s” shoe dungeon😂😂😂

  • @millieo7155
    @millieo7155 Год назад +36

    This is the man many Americans look up to. How did we get so many blind and deaf Americans to keep him going.

    • @philricci2012
      @philricci2012 Год назад +1

      He must have turned over enough rocks to find them.

    • @retroguy9494
      @retroguy9494 Год назад +3

      I say the same thing every time I see sleepy Joe with his dementia on the television.

    • @bipl8989
      @bipl8989 Год назад +1

      The word you left out explains it. Hint: It's like @retroguy's comment.

    • @adelle7464
      @adelle7464 Год назад +1

      Blame Trump's predecessor for this! I gues Americans were desperate for a change!

    • @javierderivero9299
      @javierderivero9299 Год назад

      @@retroguy9494 Did Joe incite riots??.....did he declassify documents using special powers???....did he laugh at people weraing masks during the pandemia??....does Joe love diktators??....does your hate for Biden makes you love Trump??? or just you love idiots

  • @garywebb5927
    @garywebb5927 Год назад +205

    This might be his "I'm not a crook" moment.

    • @annem7806
      @annem7806 Год назад +7

      ✌✌

    • @nugboy420
      @nugboy420 Год назад +6

      Lmao which part : D

    • @starsabove8059
      @starsabove8059 Год назад +6

      Yup

    • @willfitz777
      @willfitz777 Год назад

      Obama's executive order 13526 exempts the President from having to declassify any document like the 3 million that Obama took with him

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo Год назад +6

      He's had a hundred moments like that, so far...

  • @raze5346
    @raze5346 Год назад +1646

    Its beyond comprehension how anyone can listen to Trump and support this man in anything let alone President of the US. He sounds absoutely insane... and he was a sitting president.. like is this actually real?

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa Год назад +187

      I honestly felt like I was in a twilight zone episode when he got elected.

    • @hurshyz
      @hurshyz Год назад

      @@mattlol163 u need to get a life magamaniac

    • @RoxxStr
      @RoxxStr Год назад +28

      Right, this is a good episode of Saturday night life at best cuz what??!!! What are you even saying sir?

    • @harpcht8487
      @harpcht8487 Год назад

      @@mattlol163 and Trump still lost to Biden.. who is the big sucker 😂😂😂😂

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 Год назад

      @@mattlol163 Another Trumpster than cannot spell.
      What a surprise.

  • @terribowers9467
    @terribowers9467 Год назад +3

    “Your honor, the defendant pleads Jedi”

  • @jefferyneu3915
    @jefferyneu3915 Год назад +11

    Brilliant work Jimmy!❤️

  • @joshthompiano
    @joshthompiano Год назад +443

    "There is nothing either classified nor declassified but thinking makes it so." ~Donald Shakespeare

    • @steveellis9004
      @steveellis9004 Год назад +10

      Words fail me Don. Your brother Will.

    • @bcatblues725
      @bcatblues725 Год назад +7

      😂

    • @delmarchipperson2049
      @delmarchipperson2049 Год назад +3

      Josh is a Shakespeare fan, we get it.

    • @RedondoBeach2
      @RedondoBeach2 Год назад +10

      No credible person ever accused him of being "like a smart person."

    • @drumbum3.142
      @drumbum3.142 Год назад +5

      "Ask Not for What, You; Can Do for the Hug and Kiss. Ask What the Hug and Kiss Can Do For YOU~!" ..

  • @Matt_Villines
    @Matt_Villines Год назад +165

    “I can declassify documents by thinking about it”…
    Okay, but see the problem with that? It requires thought…

  • @thayer0486
    @thayer0486 Год назад +5

    I declassified all my bills into the paid barrell by using my mind, now I'm all set until next month !!!

  • @jimuicker4731
    @jimuicker4731 Год назад +7

    "At this point, even QAnon is like, 'What? What are you talking about?'" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @furrybear9416
    @furrybear9416 Год назад +481

    When he pulled out the inject bleach line I turned to my friend and said we will never live long enough to hear a dumber thing ever said by a president, I think I was wrong. Wtf he really said that and Hanity nodded and smiled like a puppet, unbelievable!

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 Год назад +30

      He is not the president anymore ...but I'm sure he said something dumber than the bleach while he was still in office.

    • @flyeaglesfly94
      @flyeaglesfly94 Год назад

      Oh yea look up 7 dumbest things Trump has ever said by TYT...It's old video so there has been so many more.

    • @RogersMgmtGroup
      @RogersMgmtGroup Год назад

      The Loser in Chief wanted to trade Puerto Rico to Denmark for Greenland. True story!

    • @drumbum3.142
      @drumbum3.142 Год назад

      @@jlbueno0611
      I'llBet a HUG, & A SMOOCH OnIt,!..
      💥💥💥💣💥💨🗯💢💥

    • @tealsquare
      @tealsquare Год назад +30

      @@jlbueno0611 "Putin strongly denied meddling in the elections and I believe him"

  • @belowmeoff
    @belowmeoff Год назад +66

    Word salad from a mad man. I think he's going for an insanity defense 😳 😬

    • @bolaadetiba8220
      @bolaadetiba8220 Год назад +1

      😂😂

    • @carmenpalenske6685
      @carmenpalenske6685 Год назад +1

      Nope, he thinks he is the smartest genius there ever was and that he can talk his way out of everything.

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад +2

      Def word salad....the best word salad

    • @takata98
      @takata98 Год назад +3

      Judge... How do you plead, "guilty or not guilty?" DJT "I plead the 5th... and insanity!".

    • @AG-M23
      @AG-M23 Год назад

      Watched Biden lately? Both aren't fit.

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi Год назад +4

    Best. Monologue. Ever. 🙌🏻🤣💙

  • @mizzury54
    @mizzury54 Год назад +4

    Did anyone notice the perplexed look on Brian Kilmeade's face during Lara's delusional rant ? LOL.

    • @davidcedric7424
      @davidcedric7424 Год назад

      Hello Brown. How are you doing?? 😂 yes I thought I was the only one who saw that .

  • @popunkid
    @popunkid Год назад +238

    For the first time in my entire life, I actually found myself unconsciously scratching my head when he said the telepathy part. I'm 40. In those 40 years, until now, I have never heard something so utterly, confoundingly and completely stupid that I bent my head down and started scratching it without realizing what I was doing.

    • @johntuohy1867
      @johntuohy1867 Год назад +7

      Guy: Did you notice anything confounding in the years before this interview? Anything headscratch worthy?

    • @joecountry8397
      @joecountry8397 Год назад +23

      I did ,when tRump got elected!

    • @mariepanimdim4303
      @mariepanimdim4303 Год назад +16

      The whole world is scratching their heads... even Putin

    • @johntuohy1867
      @johntuohy1867 Год назад +10

      @@mariepanimdim4303 With these goons running amok soon the entire world could be starting again from scratch.

    • @NonniMcMac
      @NonniMcMac Год назад +18

      I scratch my head too. But, not just over the things he says, but over the fact that so many still believe him. Mystifying!

  • @Chavez787
    @Chavez787 Год назад +81

    "He got doc-blocked" lol This whole segment was hilarious 😂

  • @gobbletegook
    @gobbletegook Год назад +6

    I can't wait to see how Saturday Night Live will put a spin on this one when it returns in fall.

  • @eternalskeptic
    @eternalskeptic Год назад +96

    He invited
    He incited
    The rioted
    Then he denied it
    Even though he'd implied it
    Now he must be indicted

    • @spider-man4460
      @spider-man4460 Год назад +3

      "Summer Of Love" Ring any bells ?

    • @eternalskeptic
      @eternalskeptic Год назад

      @@spider-man4460 Your comment makes it clear that Whataboutism sure rings your bell...

    • @gregj831
      @gregj831 Год назад

      Have you even f**king paid any attention to this Hunter Biden stuff?

    • @theeluannesantos
      @theeluannesantos Год назад

      🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

    • @italiannn16
      @italiannn16 Год назад +2

      @@spider-man4460 Come on man! That was mostly peaceful. Only 35 people were murdered, 2000 cops injured and 2 billion dollars in damage.
      Now the unarmed INSURRECTION had broken windows and cuts and bruises. How dare you!!😂😂😂😂

  • @AlexL415
    @AlexL415 Год назад +89

    If I think that he’s going to jail will it just happen?

    • @lucycan6363
      @lucycan6363 Год назад +10

      If one could only wish! 😂😂😂

    • @mattlol163
      @mattlol163 Год назад

      nope. He hasnt committed any crimes
      seeing as he has never been hand cuffed in his life......
      Unlike Joe Biden who got locked up marching with Nelson Mendelian. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kenazfehu7176
      @kenazfehu7176 Год назад +5

      I’ll think about that as hard as I can!

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад +2

      Ok ...on the count of 3 we all wish him in prison. Ready ..1
      2
      Damn it.., don't break the concentration.....
      Ok, again....

    • @DM-oy4wj
      @DM-oy4wj Год назад +1

      Best comment of the night! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Akash-uq8wg
    @Akash-uq8wg Год назад +878

    Comedians dont need writers when they have Trump!

    • @putangclan9265
      @putangclan9265 Год назад +11

      Who's the guy who fell off the stationary bike again?

    • @eliassalcedo5229
      @eliassalcedo5229 Год назад +9

      Good one 😂🤣

    • @zacharygrossman8316
      @zacharygrossman8316 Год назад +30

      @@putangclan9265 Bro, every leader has done something wrong or made a mistake... only reason it is talked about more is because they have cameras on them all the time, and people trying to "cancel" them. You've defiantly tripped before..

    • @Anna-br9jt
      @Anna-br9jt Год назад +4

      Truly 🤣😂

    • @Anna-br9jt
      @Anna-br9jt Год назад +1

      @@zacharygrossman8316 I fell down the stairs the other day, it happens. What's that have to do with Trump being a moron and being a criminal?

  • @shawnmckenzie8699
    @shawnmckenzie8699 Год назад +1

    "Even by thinking about it." He thinks? Could have fooled me.

  • @traceykoontz2868
    @traceykoontz2868 Год назад +12

    Glad you're back thank you for helping us all through the strange times, can't help but wish we didn't ever hear that awful creatures name or hear his voice or any of his cohorts.

    • @davidcedric7424
      @davidcedric7424 Год назад

      Hello Tracey. How are you doing ?? I agree ☝️ of what you said. Because it’s was true of a thing. He’s really helping us

  • @no1no1655
    @no1no1655 Год назад +491

    We are laughing at the former guy's idiocy, but our allies (and enemies) are watching this incredulity. Who said the world wouldn't be laughing at us anymore

    • @zed4225
      @zed4225 Год назад

      If you can;t shut Trump up, it continues but the comedy parodies on Trump are worthy though, full on belly laughs.
      Presidents and PM's are all mouthpieces (scapegoats) for the so called advisers, big business and the military who really run the country. Trump musta been a headache for them, he's a loose cannon for sure

    • @daroe2340
      @daroe2340 Год назад +26

      Trump is the kind of disaster that we will never live down.

    • @Monika-mh2je
      @Monika-mh2je Год назад +12

      And in his very tiny,limited brain ,he thinks the president could do whatever he wants, we know he never read the constitution, but still this bubble heads should educate him .😂

    • @robertbrown892
      @robertbrown892 Год назад +17

      i've read comments from all over (supposedly)...australia...norway....they are stunned this is all happening.....my response...was....SO ARE WE

    • @GunaG
      @GunaG Год назад +6

      And the irony is that he repeatedly utters the phrase MAGA

  • @ellzgoespro6568
    @ellzgoespro6568 Год назад +175

    Trump on a date like, "I don't need consent! I just think of it and BOOM... CONSENT! When you're famous you can get away with it!"

    • @lucycan6363
      @lucycan6363 Год назад

      He did say you can grab 'em by the p**sy. When you're a star they let you do it. I guess when you're president you can pretty much do any damn thing you want. Too bad president Nixon did not know that, he could have stayed in office

    • @mycatistypingthis5450
      @mycatistypingthis5450 Год назад +6

      That does sound like him.

    • @zed4225
      @zed4225 Год назад +5

      Perfectly said. That's how it is eh. Sickening he was Pres of the US. Only narcissists like other narcissists and can tolerate them, what does that say about humanity

  • @DrFlippin
    @DrFlippin Год назад +4

    He is claiming to have used the same 'Special Eagle Powers' as Nacho Libre... 😳

  • @edvh88
    @edvh88 Год назад +4

    Guillermo is like “you had me til naked volley ball”

    • @davidcedric7424
      @davidcedric7424 Год назад

      Hello Emily. How are you doing ?? Exactly dear. You have say my point . 😊

  • @georgelayton6641
    @georgelayton6641 Год назад +262

    "...because you're sending it to Mar-A-Lago, or to wherever you're sending it..." Where else did trump send classified documents?

    • @annem7806
      @annem7806 Год назад +17

      🎯

    • @jsmartin
      @jsmartin Год назад +23

      @@mattlol163 thats the docs we know about. The grift never stops.

    • @2chooseluv
      @2chooseluv Год назад +21

      A lot of accidental deaths in Russia lately.

    • @Ms_Mary69
      @Ms_Mary69 Год назад +6

      I took it as an ah oh moment using Mar a largo as the example, but if not I hope the justice dept can do some quick damage control😔

    • @randallgreene8398
      @randallgreene8398 Год назад +8

      Putin

  • @solvseus
    @solvseus Год назад +83

    Eric has a charity? Weren't they forced to take classes after their fraudulent charity was exposed, and forbidden from ever running one ever again? Did she just admit that he violated that agreement?

    • @Repdem
      @Repdem Год назад +6

      Just in New York State, I believe

    • @MeaghanTamara
      @MeaghanTamara Год назад

      @@Repdem That's interesting.

    • @veronicajennings1044
      @veronicajennings1044 Год назад

      Exactly.

    • @veronicajennings1044
      @veronicajennings1044 Год назад

      @@MeaghanTamara Donald Trump And His Crime Family steals Million From Their 8 Different Charities, One From st.jude Children Cancer Research Hospital, Money For Dying Babies With Deadly Cancer, They Took The Money For Themselves.

    • @billgabrielsonjr7259
      @billgabrielsonjr7259 Год назад +1

      @ solvseus
      Well yeah he does, and think of all the children who perished because they investigated his top tier charity?🙄LMFAO

  • @raymondbendall6935
    @raymondbendall6935 Год назад +6

    The special genius rides again!

  • @sciencemansandera
    @sciencemansandera Год назад +4

    Thanks Jimmy, your the best, love ya brother, Guillermo Lmao you guys are always hilarious

  • @dogsrule2075
    @dogsrule2075 Год назад +40

    I didn’t know Don Jr was dating Morticia.

    • @katm6
      @katm6 Год назад +9

      Do NOT insult Morticia like that.

    • @dogsrule2075
      @dogsrule2075 Год назад +8

      @@katm6 yes sorry. She was much prettier and nicer.

    • @RoxxStr
      @RoxxStr Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 Год назад +3

      I thought it was Elvira. Both the current trump man boys wives have way too much filler in their lips.

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +526

    And in their minds, Trump's lawyers just quit! It makes me so depressed to think that millions of my fellow citizens will line up to vote for this man once again!

    • @geelee1977
      @geelee1977 Год назад +28

      They are the 30% on the far left of the IQ bell curve. They can't help it.

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa Год назад +41

      I don't understand how that many people can be that stupid...we invented the wheel, the airplane and the automobile.

    • @The1djdave
      @The1djdave Год назад +2

      what do you want after the state of our nation today!!

    • @bigdaddy9926
      @bigdaddy9926 Год назад

      @@geelee1977 far right* proud boys, kkk etc are all far right.

    • @johnwayne8758
      @johnwayne8758 Год назад +16

      White people

  • @edvh88
    @edvh88 Год назад +2

    Welcome to Boston, Guillermo!! Thanks for showing our silly side 😉

  • @futuresequence.
    @futuresequence. Год назад +3

    I've never heard of Lenny Clarke but that bit in the bar was hilarious. Going to have to see what I can find about this apparent legend.

  • @davidr9591
    @davidr9591 Год назад +91

    Can we just FAST fwd to the part where the prosecutor says "Your Honor, we the people of the United States have good reason to suspect the defendant is not fit to stand trial. We therefore request that he be administered - in the most highly professional manner possible - a complete and thorough psychiatric evalualtion."

    • @strathruncie
      @strathruncie Год назад +2

      Many of You The People also require such an evaluation, y'know.

    • @yrp237
      @yrp237 Год назад

      Ya know....I hadn't thought of that happening but it may be the best course. He's so deluded he thinks he really won't be prosecuted regarding this. Unbelievable because, for sure they are prosecuting this slam dunk case. Guaranteed!! He will be so SHOCKED and never see it coming. That's a serious mental delusion.

    • @-oiiio-3993
      @-oiiio-3993 Год назад +6

      Let's go a step further to where Trump sits fishing at his swimming pool babbling incoherently to the wind like Capone.

    • @davidr9591
      @davidr9591 Год назад +1

      @@strathruncie 💩

    • @OhhhhCheri
      @OhhhhCheri Год назад

      ...where a lobotomy will be done? 😂😂

  • @lorettatrujillo7072
    @lorettatrujillo7072 Год назад +41

    How did the US end up like this smh

    • @ezekielswiss4347
      @ezekielswiss4347 Год назад

      Fake media ran by marxist communist's that want to ruin this country. Jimmy is one of those outlets and does nothing buy lie to his watchers.

    • @jobe420
      @jobe420 Год назад +1

      With no common sense 🫰

    • @relist_wolves
      @relist_wolves Год назад

      1492 European rejects United 😂✨

    • @amine80kg
      @amine80kg Год назад +1

      American politics is a reality show 😊

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад +1

      Failing to understand that politics is a participatory sport. Can't sit on the sidelines and expect them to read your mind ... Have to be up in their grill all the time, write, call, email, visit local offices, write letters to the editor, flood their fax machines, demonstrate outside their offices, camp in their ditches, organize, organize, organize.

  • @ejwright5655
    @ejwright5655 Год назад +1

    I would pay good money to have Jimmy do an entire show as the Trump monologue.

  • @mallement
    @mallement Год назад +1

    I would love to be in his mind for just an hour. It must be the most crazy thing ever!

  • @IshhTheFish
    @IshhTheFish Год назад +255

    Lock Him Up!!!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +22

      Before he causes even more irreparable damage!

    • @willjohnboy
      @willjohnboy Год назад

      Prison or mental institution if only arkham asylum for the criminally insane was a real thing it would be perfect for trump.

    • @gailpommainville2901
      @gailpommainville2901 Год назад

      He needs to be locked up alright. In a straitjacket and rubber room.

    • @Longshore79
      @Longshore79 Год назад

      You libs been saying it for years . Your obsession over trump is pathetic . Meanwhile the economy is crippling under dementia Biden

    • @pattiharvey1787
      @pattiharvey1787 Год назад +7

      Absolutely 👍

  • @Jabokrazy
    @Jabokrazy Год назад +68

    He literally tried to used the Jedi mind trick to convince the world he declassified documents.

    • @diegosuarez1563
      @diegosuarez1563 Год назад +3

      These are not the documents you seek!

    • @merlin711oregon
      @merlin711oregon Год назад +5

      Exactly what I thought! Too bad it didn't work on FBI , oh I forgot he wasn't there in person so he couldn't think as they passed by him " There's nothing to see here" LOL!

  • @helenlewis5409
    @helenlewis5409 Год назад +3

    Guilfoyle looks like the love child of Morticia Adams and Daffy Duck!

    • @davidcedric7424
      @davidcedric7424 Год назад

      Hello Helen. How are you doing?? Lol that’s a bit funny 😆.

  • @speedtopia2013
    @speedtopia2013 Год назад +1

    😂...,clicking his heels saying "there's no place like disclassification"...

  • @twostepcub
    @twostepcub Год назад +53

    he's certainly going for the denial of culpability in the "as I understand it" slip in there, like a freaking ten year old.

    • @jeffbaer5851
      @jeffbaer5851 Год назад +7

      The biggest lie Trump has EVER told is in that quote..... he actually said "I understand". AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    • @CrimSang420
      @CrimSang420 Год назад +2

      Don't know about the U.S. but here the fact that you did not know something was a crime is no defense whatsoever. Hope this applies there as well. Then again Trump would be behind bars over here, already. Dude could fly to Russia any moment, private jets and cruise ships, how difficult would it be? Ankle bracelet is the very least your DOJ should do...

  • @COMPFUNK2
    @COMPFUNK2 Год назад +31

    You know there’s something wrong when Sean Hannity is interviewing someone and even _he’s_ like, “WTF are you talking about?“

  • @bcatblues725
    @bcatblues725 Год назад +1

    Thank you Jimmy. ♥️

  • @yougotmike
    @yougotmike Год назад +2

    Its like, how off the rails can you get? Dumpy says "hold my beer"

  • @Carcerian
    @Carcerian Год назад +26

    When he says "lots of people say" he's referring to the voices in his head, isn't he?

  • @SundanceWolf
    @SundanceWolf Год назад +58

    You know what a narcissist does? Tries to divert attention off of them XD

    • @mattlol163
      @mattlol163 Год назад +1

      Sooo, like Joe Biden during his "soul of the nation" speech???

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Год назад

      @@mattlol163 Because you have no soul? 🤔🤔

    • @leroyrodgers6089
      @leroyrodgers6089 Год назад

      You know what a corrupt media does? Ignore the sitting president and focus on old ones while the country is being torn apart. Create more division through lies and sophistry, and gaslight half of the country at all times.

    • @omniicore
      @omniicore Год назад +3

      @@mattlol163 no, hes clearly talking about drump

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад +3

      Matt is a classic what about-er. Best ignored.

  • @zwelihajie5269
    @zwelihajie5269 Год назад +8

    Donald: I declare them, DECLASSIFIED!!
    Oscar: You can't just say "declassified" and expect something to happen.
    Donald: I didn't just say it, I declared it.

    • @MsJenniferinNYC
      @MsJenniferinNYC Год назад

      👍👍👍👍

    • @jessallen7756
      @jessallen7756 Год назад

      For a president, that's all it does take.... There is no process for a president to declassified documents..... just wait

    • @jaggedjdiamond6234
      @jaggedjdiamond6234 Год назад

      It was Ok though for a VP to have de classified docs next to his Corvette?

  • @terryprideaux
    @terryprideaux Год назад +2

    Dig up the 1st Mrs. Trump! Let’s see the documents in her casket.

  • @timithius
    @timithius Год назад +79

    Maybe someone should stress to his family that it's time for an intervention. Grandpa's snapped.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Год назад

      They know he's not mentally right the man can barely read off a teleprompter elder abuse the Democrats should be ashamed of themselves what they're doing to Joe you're right there should be an intervention

    • @nadiavoun7137
      @nadiavoun7137 Год назад +2

      Lol they're packing their bags & figuring which country will take them.

    • @zed4225
      @zed4225 Год назад +1

      Family are all naricssists too, no point

    • @rydersmith7391
      @rydersmith7391 Год назад +2

      there is no one in the family smart enough to do anything.

  • @brysonwest93
    @brysonwest93 Год назад +57

    Poor Hillary! She's gotta be thinking, "I lost the election to this dufus?"

    • @uofm4life735
      @uofm4life735 Год назад

      @bryson west- Normal rational people are thinking how the F$$k did we end up with this current socialist administration. I don't expect a dem or lib to entertain rational thoughts or the truth.

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo Год назад +5

      With a lot of Russian help.

    • @Republicanismisadisease
      @Republicanismisadisease Год назад

      She did get 2.8 million more votes, but the Putin fix was in with the Electoral College.

  • @dasboot-yp7xv
    @dasboot-yp7xv Год назад +1

    THAT is the America I remember. Well done, Mr Kimmel!!!

    • @gregj831
      @gregj831 Год назад

      Good luck following Jimmy as his ultra high ratings reflect his support.

  • @noodlet6704
    @noodlet6704 Год назад +2

    His mind doesn't have enough wattage power to think never mind to de-classify anything.

  • @ChenoodleSoup
    @ChenoodleSoup Год назад +23

    what does it take to arrest someone..? the rest of us would've been on week 4 of our trial by now

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 Год назад +1

      I couldn't agree more.

    • @clit_niblr0375
      @clit_niblr0375 Год назад +2

      He's rich and he's white. AND he has A LOT of sycophants defending him.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +422

    Why not? It’s just as silly as Trump thinking he can alter a Hurricane’s path with a Magic Sharpie, or destroying a Hurricane with a Nuke!

    • @bettypelton7711
      @bettypelton7711 Год назад

      Or drinking bleach to get rid of COVID

    • @lesliecurran1704
      @lesliecurran1704 Год назад

      Or getting rid of a virus by ingesting bleach.

    • @JasonMaxXbot
      @JasonMaxXbot Год назад +3

      lol its sad nobody talks about hillary clinton

    • @stuartb3609
      @stuartb3609 Год назад

      Don’t forget the injecting bleach and internal lights to cure Covid.

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks Год назад +13

      @@JasonMaxXbot Pathetic.

  • @tomsimpson5317
    @tomsimpson5317 Год назад +3

    He should be in prison by now

  • @JoeJBuddha
    @JoeJBuddha Год назад +4

    And you know he's a sleazeball, 'cause he declassified your precious documents with his mind. (I hereby release this meme to whoever can fill it out to a full parody)

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 Год назад +78

    Everytime he opens his mouth , I am MOGADORED by what comes out. Stunned. Confounded. How is he allowed out without a keeper?

    • @docdirtymrclean3610
      @docdirtymrclean3610 Год назад

      rhymes with " Kite that has a Itch"

    • @Monika-mh2je
      @Monika-mh2je Год назад +3

      I feel the same,it's like a very bad monologue....I can't understand who could listening to him freely and believing all this nonsense idiocracy. 🤔

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 Год назад +2

      Can you even imagine trying to be his lawyer??? The man can’t bring himself to say “no comment”

    • @lanasachie8505
      @lanasachie8505 Год назад +1

      Never mind the keeper… without his helmet!😂😂😂😂

    • @Oletechiegirl
      @Oletechiegirl Год назад +2

      ….Or a leash

  • @daolieu4261
    @daolieu4261 Год назад +258

    It’s incomprehensible how he could get away with it - if I were to take some information from the hospital, I would be reported to the authorities and be fired immediately.

    • @cinnyminnie
      @cinnyminnie Год назад +9

      Honey, if Top Secret docs can be declassified with the mind, how much easier do you think it is for HIPAA?? Just walk right out with a bunch of patient records. And if you get in trouble, hire Rudy, I think his schedule's got some openings....

    • @emanuscriptgraphics
      @emanuscriptgraphics Год назад +3

      Exactly 🎯

    • @emanuscriptgraphics
      @emanuscriptgraphics Год назад +1

      @@cinnyminnie 😂😂💀💀

    • @mattjones5987
      @mattjones5987 Год назад +1

      Difference is HIPPA is federal law. Security classifications are administrative functions

    • @glendaneblett8449
      @glendaneblett8449 Год назад

      @@cinnyminnie 😂🤣😂

  • @tessietesoro7407
    @tessietesoro7407 Год назад +1

    😂 😂 😂 Crazy, first time I heard of such thing.

  • @MaxTSanches
    @MaxTSanches Год назад +1

    I'm sure that 'The Current Guy' could re-classify them with his mind too.

  • @multilaughs8813
    @multilaughs8813 Год назад +21

    He called her Melaria 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mooooty
    @Mooooty Год назад +28

    Bigly Documents

  • @lynndinovo3500
    @lynndinovo3500 Год назад +1

    Hocus POTUS! 🤣 This even funnier than seeing it the first time!

    • @davidcedric7424
      @davidcedric7424 Год назад

      Hello Lynn. How are you doing? I think it’s really funny 😆. Because sitting down all day watching this joke that they’re acting here

  • @elmolewis9123
    @elmolewis9123 Год назад

    Great monologue.

  • @presentfuture7563
    @presentfuture7563 Год назад +204

    The look on Brian Kilmeade's face when Lara Trump makes a claim too ridiculous even for Fox

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 Год назад

      Its different from the usual ?
      Bri- Bri is a vacuous bimbo, which he caught from Ainsely.

    • @myriamickx7969
      @myriamickx7969 Год назад +10

      He sure wanted to be ANYWHERE else!

    • @lidopina4334
      @lidopina4334 Год назад +14

      nothing is too ridiculous for fox

    • @Dang329
      @Dang329 Год назад +2

      Poor Lara.... Please don't cry! 😂

    • @presentfuture7563
      @presentfuture7563 Год назад +2

      @@Dang329 Won't somebody think of the CHILDREN!

  • @alisalaska1786
    @alisalaska1786 Год назад +124

    Can you imagine the special master if his lawyers said “he declassified them in his thoughts” 😆😆😆😆. But also, declassified documents still belong in the archives and are not personal property.

    • @helvete983
      @helvete983 Год назад

      There is a process to declassify, if that is not followed they are still classified.
      No former president is allowed to remove those documents, it is illegal.
      And it is a misconception that Declassification makes those documents safe for public domain. It does not, you can read a declassified document, but to all of those without top secret clearance the sensitive information is redacted.
      Essentially this guy stole classified documents. It is a potentially treasonous act, as we do not yet to know the intent of taking these documents, nor do we know who may have viewed them in the 2 years since Trump left office.

  • @dawn-reneelanier2916
    @dawn-reneelanier2916 Год назад

    "I know how many...Zero!" LOLOLOLOL... Classic!

  • @gloriouse4458
    @gloriouse4458 Год назад +1

    😂SPECIAL POWERS LIKE MAGIC 🤣😃😝

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Год назад +680

    Trump 2020: "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."
    Trump 2024: "Prison. Guard. Jumpsuit. Cell. Bars."

  • @aubrey1633
    @aubrey1633 Год назад +258

    His cult actually believes that he declassified the documents. There's definitely a process. Thinking about it isn't it 🤦‍♀️

    • @somanysocks5295
      @somanysocks5295 Год назад +5

      Sorry bout yet luck....but uh....look up the process. 😂🤣😂🤣 There isn't one.

    • @keithb6717
      @keithb6717 Год назад

      Look up Clinton executive order on classified information. Trump is correct. Jimmy isn’t very educated.

    • @prodemocracyseth
      @prodemocracyseth Год назад +15

      @@somanysocks5295 There is a process.

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 Год назад +19

      Someone should ask the MAGA people which top secret files should given to foreign countries. Their answers would be interesting.

    • @keithb6717
      @keithb6717 Год назад

      @@maryelizabeth6797
      Too late. Hunter already sold everything good to China and Ukraine.

  • @knurlyfingers6530
    @knurlyfingers6530 Год назад +1

    "Lock him up! Lock him up!" (chant)😂🤣

  • @kikidevine694
    @kikidevine694 Год назад +2

    Are the special powers in the room with us now, Donald?

  • @UberLummox
    @UberLummox Год назад +75

    Bad attention is still attention. He literally lives for it.

    • @gregj831
      @gregj831 Год назад +3

      And our projecting, deflecting Progressive Fascist Media goons do a very good job of keeping Trump in the spotlight.

    • @charleshorseman55
      @charleshorseman55 Год назад

      @@gregj831 Kimmy Gibblets used him to great effect as well!

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Год назад +218

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😉 🤗❤️👍

    • @jim007
      @jim007 Год назад

      ​@@ezekielswiss4347
      All shows have that. 😂 😂. Did you really not know that?

    • @ezekielswiss4347
      @ezekielswiss4347 Год назад

      @@jim007 - Its funny that prob 90% of the accounts posting this kind of non sense are brand new youtube accounts. weirrrddd You only joined feb this year? looool

    • @danielguinan6643
      @danielguinan6643 Год назад +1

      Brown noser!

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox Год назад

      @@danielguinan6643 Pole smoker !

    • @jim007
      @jim007 Год назад +1

      @@ezekielswiss4347
      So if someone just joined 7 months ago what does that mean?
      What nonsense did I post? Do tell.
      FYI:. NONSENSE IS ONE WORD.

  • @brodocbetty4856
    @brodocbetty4856 Год назад

    I'm laughing so hard my side is hurting, So is every Judge in America.

  • @Matt_Villines
    @Matt_Villines Год назад +3

    Does anyone else still look at Jimmy as the “new guy” in late night? Maybe it’s because he wasn’t one of my favorites and I still have a small hangup, but I’ve grown to really like his delivery.

  • @john_wick1
    @john_wick1 Год назад +10

    Should have Matt Damon in that Boston bar being interviewed by Guillermo!

  • @onemoredeadman
    @onemoredeadman Год назад +39

    Why didn't he just stay at Lard a Largo and Jedi the whole situation, just wave his hand and say " These are not the documents you're looking for"

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад

      Duh...that's why the FBI waited for him to be gone so he couldn't do that. His mind powers are toooooo strong for them. Send $$$$.….he needs it to power his powers what with all these attacks.

  • @lara2313
    @lara2313 Год назад

    Thanks for everything

  • @untangled99
    @untangled99 Год назад +1

    Special Powers? He doesn't even have any Non-Special Powers.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +135

    Uncle Ben said “With great powers comes great stupidity.” 😂

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Год назад +15

      Declassifying documents with your mind is pretty lame as far as superpowers go though.

    • @mattlol163
      @mattlol163 Год назад

      your telling me.... You saw Joe Biden get LOST on stage after giving that speech the other day??
      ROFL. How do you get LOST on stage!?!? Lol, just like when he went to shake hands with the invisible person on stage next to him. LMFAO

    • @hurshyz
      @hurshyz Год назад +13

      Actually, with great stupidity comes even greater stupidity. It has nothing to do with power 😂

    • @jobe420
      @jobe420 Год назад +8

      Trump has no common sense 😮‍💨🙄😒

    • @willfitz777
      @willfitz777 Год назад +1

      "great stupidity always follows time watching CNN"

  • @lagringota
    @lagringota Год назад +26

    The “will” would cause a lot of problems cause people will find they are inheriting debt 💸 lol

  • @lonnieappleby6242
    @lonnieappleby6242 Год назад

    “EXPLICITIVES.” New one to me! WOW!

  • @bobfromjob
    @bobfromjob Год назад

    Bless Lenny. What a good sport!

  • @Knightswhosaynee
    @Knightswhosaynee Год назад +181

    If he does not go to jail then the Justice System is a complete joke.

    • @chriszerkel5874
      @chriszerkel5874 Год назад

      He needs to go to a psyche ward

    • @USERTM7
      @USERTM7 Год назад +12

      I mean...it is regardless. 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @THEBLACKMANISGOD82
      @THEBLACKMANISGOD82 Год назад

      they will lock up a black man who works for the moving company that took the documents from Washington DC to Florida

    • @fuzzywuzzy1355
      @fuzzywuzzy1355 Год назад

      The sad thing is the United States does not have a justice system. It has a legal system. It's not really about determining who's wrong and right it's about winning cases

    • @mercy5266
      @mercy5266 Год назад

      there is a higher justice we cannot escape. I am sure he does not have 9 lives and every dog has its day the longest rope will come to an end. PATIENCE PEOPLE

  • @park2466
    @park2466 Год назад +18

    I would love to see the donation receipts for St Jude.

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 Год назад

      It's already been determined that it was a fake children's charity and the trumps pocketed every dime and then were legally banned from running another charity. This was before! the 2016 election and the numb skulls still voted for him. I lost so much faith in my fellow Americans that year and the years that have followed.

  • @Selena-T629
    @Selena-T629 Год назад +1

    It doesn't matter whether they were classified or not, the point is he wasn't supposed to have them!

    • @davidcedric7424
      @davidcedric7424 Год назад

      Hello Selena. How are you doing?? Exactly dear. That’s what I’m trying to say..

  • @queenafrica8219
    @queenafrica8219 Год назад +1

    Love this show ❤️ 💕 😍

  • @donaldmat64
    @donaldmat64 Год назад +11

    I had a bad day. Thanks for making me laugh😂😂😂😂💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿

  • @goldenera4ever
    @goldenera4ever Год назад +249

    Funny how it went from "Lock her up" when it was about Hillary to "I'm not sure this is prosecutable" when it involves him.

    • @nikolaipersad4098
      @nikolaipersad4098 Год назад +6

      THIS!!

    • @johnstubbs3401
      @johnstubbs3401 Год назад +4

      IKR!

    • @leslielewis40
      @leslielewis40 Год назад +10

      I see an insanity defense cooking on the back burner. Grifters gonna grift!

    • @tomcat2363
      @tomcat2363 Год назад

      She was never President. Big difference. Dont be an idiot.

    • @mercy5266
      @mercy5266 Год назад +7

      Sometimes in life we dig holes for people and we are the ones falling into it when we do not know the story. So maybe he is thinking he should have given Hilary the benefit of doubt. We spit in the air and falls right back in our faces.

  • @adelle7464
    @adelle7464 Год назад

    You are so funny, Jimmy! You are Hilarious!

  • @kf5472
    @kf5472 Год назад

    I'm going to try telling the IRS that I thought about filing my taxes! What?!? Didn't get my return?! Let me think about this....again.