Trump Going Crazy Over Gatorgate

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2019
  • A new book cites multiple sources in the Trump administration who say that Donald Trump wanted a moat filled with alligators and snakes at the border and this is making Trump crazy, he continued his attacks on House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo admitted that he was part of the infamous call with the President of Ukraine, the President of Finland was unfortunately standing next to Trump during a crazy press conference, Trump's KGBFF Putin is defending him of course, and Jamie Raskin of the House Oversight Committee held a strange little chat with the press.
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  • @bunnies8773
    @bunnies8773 4 года назад +2177

    Being Mexican, I can already tell you that Mexicans would quickly empty the moat of snakes and alligators and turn them into wallets, purses and boots.

    • @JoelsterG4k
      @JoelsterG4k 4 года назад +198

      I can see all the immigrants crossing with alligators boots and snake belts and wallets 😂😂

    • @anilachar323
      @anilachar323 4 года назад +41

      ;) But, you'd have to distribute it free in Mexico. The tariffs across the wall are too high...

    • @laurademarrais3248
      @laurademarrais3248 4 года назад +11

      Bunnies right? 💯💯💯

    • @mucura1
      @mucura1 4 года назад +72

      @@anilachar323 The best leatherworkers are in Mexico. The American people would fit the bill anyways. A wall is better for keeping people in than it is for keeping people out. Sounds like something a facist regime would do.

    • @zionzzz3699
      @zionzzz3699 4 года назад +8

      Good lad

  • @Revelwoodie
    @Revelwoodie 4 года назад +206

    Finland, we are so, so sorry.

    • @crystalm4324
      @crystalm4324 4 года назад +12

      revelwoodie - the reporter should’ve straight up asked him how the forest sweeping programs are going this fall 🤣🤣🤣🤣!

    • @Balnazzardi
      @Balnazzardi 4 года назад +8

      Well the Finnish reporter did ask Trump "what favors you have asked from our President" :D

    • @daimonien
      @daimonien 4 года назад +12

      On behalf of Finland I can say no need to be sorry, we were expecting something worse to happen.

    • @JustRoudkill
      @JustRoudkill 4 года назад +6

      Maybe for our presindent it was... well... experience at least, but for me it was funny as hell xD

    • @karolinakv
      @karolinakv 4 года назад +5

      Well, he only got to crab our Sauli by the knee. 😥 *Relieved*

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac 4 года назад +115

    I'm a proud Canadian & that "moot" joke had me laughing!

  • @realee7835
    @realee7835 4 года назад +344

    How do reporters talk with this President without laughing out loud?

    • @rike94
      @rike94 4 года назад +6

      Because they are not stupid?

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 4 года назад +16

      They’ve had 3 years of experience to keep their feelings from showing. Or maybe they’re wearing masks and he can’t tell the difference

    • @54markl
      @54markl 4 года назад +10

      They probably curse a lot afterwards.🤬

    • @akmediaarts6640
      @akmediaarts6640 4 года назад +17

      Well the longer he’s in office and the more batty his tweets are, the more comedy material late night hosts have to poke fun at the President.
      This guy is truly unlike any President this country has ever seen. All presidents have had issue with things that get reported. But never have they claimed the press is an “enemy of the state”. Never has a President called or implied the population of people that disagree with him are “traitors”.
      Never we had a President act in a way that embarrassed the office and country in such a way that a guest Leader of another country while sitting with him appears to be visibly uncomfortable. Never has a President called our allies rude or crude names in public. (Twitter is a public forum). I’m 60+ years old I’ve seen stupid Presidents, clumsy Presidents, etc. But never anyone that embarrassed the oath of office everyday. And the Stupid, Silly, Clumsy, or whatever we’re still better than this guy. (I’ve dislike other Presidents from both parties)

    • @whyumadtho5290
      @whyumadtho5290 4 года назад +4

      I know right! I'm here on the floor laughing daily cuz of him.. it's like watching a man with a 4th grade brain trying to run US..smh america is a joke cuz of him. The whole world is laughing

  • @joannajamerson35
    @joannajamerson35 4 года назад +63

    Everytime Trump blames a person for something,Trump has done it.

    • @shaneiapearson6977
      @shaneiapearson6977 4 года назад +1

      Facts all facts

    • @cowboyhoyt1554
      @cowboyhoyt1554 2 года назад

      Feel stupid now? Two years later?

    • @theprogressiveway
      @theprogressiveway Год назад

      to be fair that is the conservative way - every accusation made by a conservative is a confession

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 4 года назад +46

    Oh man! It just keeps getting more and more awkward to be a foreign leader at the White House. People are going to start refusing invitations!

  • @griiseknoen
    @griiseknoen 4 года назад +250

    What kind of weirdo describes a _phone call_ as being "perfect" ?

    • @Saje3D
      @Saje3D 4 года назад +10

      This kind.

    • @DM-oy4wj
      @DM-oy4wj 4 года назад +14

      A perfect Moron!

    • @54markl
      @54markl 4 года назад +8

      Well, the stupid dumbass with his finger on the nuclear button, that’s who.🤦‍♂️

    • @MattieCooper10000
      @MattieCooper10000 4 года назад +7

      The Orange Shithead and his Cretins Clearwatergate Revival.

    • @skalaz3795
      @skalaz3795 4 года назад +2

      @@MattieCooper10000 if u ever had a buisness call u would understand why someone would describe a call as perfect. That means that it went well, as he had it planed in other words, PERFECT. Yall somthing else

  • @ALEET
    @ALEET 4 года назад +466

    When you realize the title doesn’t say Gatorade

    • @Brettsparadox
      @Brettsparadox 4 года назад +17

      Took me until the end when they never mentioned Gatorade lmao

    • @nojolie
      @nojolie 4 года назад +13

      Lmaoooo i thought it did until i saw your comment

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 4 года назад +5

      You too. Was thinking he's going after Gatorade now? Wow

    • @hectorrgee
      @hectorrgee 4 года назад +4

      Dyslexia strikes again

    • @yalondahardaway5050
      @yalondahardaway5050 4 года назад +2

      lol I’m happy that I read it wrong.I kept saying that it must’ve been the wrong flavor

  • @theholygrass19
    @theholygrass19 4 года назад +53

    Wow, I never thought i'd hear such a perfect "thanks, Obama" ever again. Gives me hope

  • @TyQuavion
    @TyQuavion 4 года назад +120

    Why did I think it said Gatorade 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @holdfasthope1669
    @holdfasthope1669 4 года назад +32

    “Then just lead him into a hall of some kind and lock him in it.” 😂😂😂😂

    • @fvtii284
      @fvtii284 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @johnho6173
    @johnho6173 4 года назад +157

    the President of Finland looks like he's in pain listening to Trump's speech

    • @54markl
      @54markl 4 года назад +14

      The Finns always find themselves standing next to Nazis for some reason. It’s their fate.

    • @smackdowner
      @smackdowner 4 года назад +8

      We are all in pain listening to the orange face piece of trash

    • @poodlesrock6552
      @poodlesrock6552 4 года назад +1

      @@54markl It's their pursuit and soul

    • @gojewla
      @gojewla 4 года назад +3

      I thought he was going to break out into uncontrollable fits of laughter a la the UN.

    • @BETTERWORLDSGT
      @BETTERWORLDSGT 4 года назад +1

      It must be quite excruciating!

  • @deathlightstrikes3282
    @deathlightstrikes3282 4 года назад +523

    I thought the title was “Trump Going Crazy Over Gatorade”. lmao

    • @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet
      @femalehobbitwithhairyfeet 4 года назад +11

      Pretty sure he chugs the liquid crack he's stuffing his face with Mickey D's

    • @inspectorpouzo
      @inspectorpouzo 4 года назад +5

      that's next week's agenda.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад +2

      Well, he's clearly drinking something...

    • @shipoopeeeeeeeee
      @shipoopeeeeeeeee 4 года назад +2

      Lysdexia is a fathermocker, isnt it?! 😂🤣😂

    • @subhadip99
      @subhadip99 4 года назад +4

      I thought so too until I read your comment and checked the title again 😂

  • @trevorz459
    @trevorz459 4 года назад +34

    How does Trump screw in a lightbulb? Waits for the world to revolve around him

    • @Dan-yz4qz
      @Dan-yz4qz 2 месяца назад

      How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they're all living in the dark ...

  • @QueenofNonSequitur
    @QueenofNonSequitur 4 года назад +95

    Can't wait until this national nightmare is over.

  • @DianaMarieBailey
    @DianaMarieBailey 4 года назад +88

    Why does he insist on referring to himself in the third person? He is so condescending, treating the American people as if we don’t have functioning brains. 🤨

    • @2001eskimo
      @2001eskimo 4 года назад +16

      people who refer to themselves in the third person typically have a mental disorder

    • @woohunter1
      @woohunter1 4 года назад +13

      Diana Bailey he’s used to talking to his base, so of course they don’t have functioning brains.

    • @Annamarie40985
      @Annamarie40985 4 года назад +4

      In his case, the malignant narcissistic personality disorder is probably showing itself in this form of speech. I have not evaluated him personally, for the record

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 года назад +7

      @@2001eskimo
      Yeah. It's called delusions of grandeur. He thinks he's the King of America.

    • @helensanderson5586
      @helensanderson5586 4 года назад +1

      @@thehellyousay I had an old boyfriend who had delusions of grandeur. It's not pretty

  • @juancampos1635
    @juancampos1635 4 года назад +18

    You have a Madman in the White House, a Mad Dog, what do you do with the Mad Dog? you put it down!

  • @pgc4sean
    @pgc4sean 4 года назад +34

    Clicks to watch, immediately turns off captions.

  • @thevincentcharlesxx
    @thevincentcharlesxx 4 года назад +71

    "The Schiff is hitting the tan" was the best one liner of the whole rant

  • @utah133
    @utah133 4 года назад +88

    "Perfect conversation?" What the hell is that supposed to mean?? This guy's brain is bizzarely twisted.

    • @ladonnabrock8613
      @ladonnabrock8613 4 года назад +3

      rationalguy No, he has no brain.

    • @donaldshaw1242
      @donaldshaw1242 4 года назад +3

      Is it a perfect conversation when I call to order a pizza? Is it a perfect conversation when I call my mother to wish her a happy birthday? Is it a perfect conversation when I ask a foreign government to investigate my political opponent(s) and thus affect or influence a US election?

    • @54markl
      @54markl 4 года назад +2

      He’s a ten year old, don’t you get it yet?

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 4 года назад +42

    Finland President was like Why the heck I came to America. This is a Circus.

    • @moneyking340
      @moneyking340 4 года назад +1

      Right

    • @freelover220
      @freelover220 4 года назад

      Lib
      A circus with no ring master .no trained animals .
      But ...... Only one clown . it's not worth the price of the admission ticket !!!!

    • @ozsfi
      @ozsfi 4 года назад

      He was not the Finnish president.

  • @WARSfate
    @WARSfate 4 года назад +27

    Jimmy can make us laugh at a horrible situation

  • @boywonders
    @boywonders 4 года назад +190

    "I've done more for this country than any administration has ever done." Really?? Wtf have you done?

    • @jet7865
      @jet7865 4 года назад +13

      Nothing, I just don't know what to say, lol

    • @harmanvirk4421
      @harmanvirk4421 4 года назад +12

      He's managing a good economy. Not a huge fan of him can't deny it.

    • @valiantfreak
      @valiantfreak 4 года назад +29

      Harman Virk this economy is a bubble. It’s pathetic you don’t know this.

    • @valiantfreak
      @valiantfreak 4 года назад +11

      ghosttrain2066 because you’re too stupid to know what Obama’s done? How dumb can you be?

    • @davidstoned8825
      @davidstoned8825 4 года назад +44

      he brought racism to new levels. and divided this country more than its ever been.

  • @KathymacMac
    @KathymacMac 4 года назад +20

    ❤ Mr O. Missing having a President smart enough to recognize satire.

  • @JessTheory
    @JessTheory 4 года назад +60

    maybe we should elect people who actually study politics instead of celebrities and businessmen!!!

    • @seanewing845
      @seanewing845 4 года назад +5

      Well duh. How come you couldnt have explained that to Trump supporters 4 years ago?

    • @samuelsmith2596
      @samuelsmith2596 4 года назад

      He’s actually done a damn good job.

    • @seanewing845
      @seanewing845 4 года назад +8

      @@samuelsmith2596 Yeah a damb good job.....LOL just kidding your an idiot.

    • @boywonders
      @boywonders 4 года назад +3

      @@samuelsmith2596 you sir sound like a bonafide idiot

    • @cheekymonkey5621
      @cheekymonkey5621 4 года назад +2

      Most important job in our country and we don’t make anyone pass a test or have a resume supporting that they are qualified. It baffles me

  • @toxictrumptube7763
    @toxictrumptube7763 4 года назад +7

    This is how many years of prison Trump deserves:
    👇🏽

    • @toxictrumptube7763
      @toxictrumptube7763 4 года назад

      Shubham Mishra In your weird fantasy land perhaps 0...but in the real world it looks like he's gonna die in prison....

  • @Paul-oh4fe
    @Paul-oh4fe 4 года назад +135

    "I want sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads"

    • @Stabsnipers
      @Stabsnipers 4 года назад +7

      SCOTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @travisteachout2849
      @travisteachout2849 4 года назад +4

      We have sea bass. Mutated sea bass! TREMENDOUS progress!

    • @candielandssweetadventures
      @candielandssweetadventures 4 года назад +6

      I can’t!!! 😂😂😂 A real life Dr. Evil.

    • @ghostpine
      @ghostpine 4 года назад

      @@travisteachout2849 throw me bone will you.

    • @feliciabosch8110
      @feliciabosch8110 3 года назад +1

      Beem him up scotty 😡 Donny is ready to fly 😳 oh my he's such a big baby 😭

  • @Broducts
    @Broducts 4 года назад +128

    "Just ask Putin" that I didn't conspire with Russia.
    ....what?

    • @cheekymonkey5621
      @cheekymonkey5621 4 года назад

      J C he got caught but the White House has been denying the release of the mueller report for over a year now. They have been trying to get it but they won’t hand it over.

    • @strawbrryfld1
      @strawbrryfld1 4 года назад +3

      Ok this is an old "style" joke BUT I JUST CANT RESIST ! Trumps PUTIN his foot in his mouth again ! 😜🤪

    • @donaldshaw1242
      @donaldshaw1242 4 года назад +1

      @J C: That is not what they found. Collusion is not a legal term. They found that the cooperation did not rise to the level of a criminal conspiracy. And attempting to obstruct an investigation into a possible crime is a crime even if it turns out that there was no underlying crime. It is not easy to be as misinformed as you are.

    • @voixdelaraison593
      @voixdelaraison593 4 года назад +1

      J C
      The FBI did catch him it just didn’t rise to the level of a crime based on the poorly written law.

    • @voixdelaraison593
      @voixdelaraison593 4 года назад +2

      Kimberly Sikorski
      Why does Treasonous Trump sometimes stumbles on words... Putin’s hand cramps.

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 4 года назад +96

    "when the shift hits the tan"
    judging by the audience reaction that was underappreciated :D

  • @doctorthirteen5727
    @doctorthirteen5727 4 года назад +347

    "I want alligators and snakes and chupacabras and those giant worm monsters I saw on that documentary show Tremors!

    • @sofialavoe9457
      @sofialavoe9457 4 года назад +5

      🐊🐗🐍🐐🐲😂

    • @richardmartinez1167
      @richardmartinez1167 4 года назад +7

      Especially the GIANT WORMS

    • @Chukwu1967
      @Chukwu1967 4 года назад +14

      Or the other documentary "Dune".

    • @keithriley6597
      @keithriley6597 4 года назад +6

      The giant sand worms from the Beetlejuice documentary. Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha

    • @jdmacgyver2062
      @jdmacgyver2062 4 года назад +10

      Doctor Thirteen “All I ask is that you get me sharks with lasers coming out of their frickin heads” Austin Power’s Dr. Evil....hard to believe 🙄

  • @Applejocky
    @Applejocky 4 года назад +51

    Kimmel is the west coast Steven Colbert 😂

  • @NicciGemz
    @NicciGemz 4 года назад +116

    Damn, the poor Finnish president looked like a kid whose friend got chewed out by a parent in front of him.

    • @joelbizzell1386
      @joelbizzell1386 4 года назад +2

      😂
      Okay.
      That's the best one yet!

    • @54markl
      @54markl 4 года назад +3

      What the hell is he doing with Trump? Go home and rake!

    • @leonaldobrum
      @leonaldobrum 4 года назад +1

      Reporters know that the best tactic with an idiot is to pretend to take him seriously. In some countries this is even a survival policy (see Hungary , Egypt and Muslim monarchies for live examples)

    • @milliet1227
      @milliet1227 4 года назад

      @@leonaldobrum Erm.. Hungary is not a monarchy... at least not on paper!

    • @leonaldobrum
      @leonaldobrum 4 года назад

      @@milliet1227 Please read. I mentioned Hungary (authoritarian regime as of now) and THEN below the Muslim monarchies, so one thing is not the other. Understood?

  • @FPVREVIEWS
    @FPVREVIEWS 4 года назад +38

    Trump actually tweeted a picture of a wall with spikes on top...... now he says it's not true..

  • @jasoncarter1869
    @jasoncarter1869 4 года назад +440

    (Paraphrasing my uncle)
    "He's been campaigning for an impeachment and he's about to get elected"

    • @clintbeasthood9758
      @clintbeasthood9758 4 года назад +13

      Your uncle seems like a pretty cool cat

    • @kathrynwhitbeck9798
      @kathrynwhitbeck9798 4 года назад +5

      He’s actually about to get re-elected for real. The more the MSM smugly ridicules Trump the more the same Trump supporters who voted for him last time are motivated to vote for him again.

    • @kathrynwhitbeck9798
      @kathrynwhitbeck9798 4 года назад +3

      For the record, I didn’t vote for Trump- but the way the MSM is carrying on, they’re gonna get trump re-elected

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 4 года назад +20

      @@kathrynwhitbeck9798 *yawn*
      pro-Trump parrot pretending not to be a parrot

    • @grandebigy
      @grandebigy 4 года назад +7

      @@doctorthirteen5727 your totally right. Look at her subscriptions " shapiro "etc

  • @martiemc8398
    @martiemc8398 4 года назад +5

    😟🤯😣Stranger than fiction… You can’t make this stuff up.

  • @J3TTXZ
    @J3TTXZ 4 года назад +4

    Thank you Jimmy for actually having a brain.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 4 года назад +20

    Reporter to President of Finland: “Sir, are you Finnish?”
    President of Finland: “Yes, and your president might be finished too!”

  • @TimeTheory2099
    @TimeTheory2099 4 года назад +12

    Gator Gate. ✌🙂✌
    Build the swamp, build the swamp
    Build the swamp, build the swamp

    • @freelover220
      @freelover220 4 года назад

      And send you and your family to take swimming lesson !!!

  • @spreston5230
    @spreston5230 4 года назад +9

    I love Jimmy Kimmel so much! I watch Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers too, but Kimmel is definitely the funniest.

  • @UberLummox
    @UberLummox 4 года назад +3

    Has to be one of history's funniest episodes of a late night show ever.
    The Obama, Matchgame, and Hall of Fame bits were priceless!!!
    Great job Kimmel and staff!!!!

  • @petehilll9492
    @petehilll9492 4 года назад +38

    "The schiff is hitting the tan" priceless 😂

  • @toxictrumptube7763
    @toxictrumptube7763 4 года назад +20

    We don't call him Dumb Donald for no reason...

  • @JPMJPM
    @JPMJPM 4 года назад +163

    What’s the definition of a “perfect phone call?”

    • @Coastfog
      @Coastfog 4 года назад +41

      "I resign"

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 года назад +14

      Coastfog I like it!

    • @mesainy
      @mesainy 4 года назад +12

      The dude was kissing Trump's ass the entire phone call.

    • @blatherskite3009
      @blatherskite3009 4 года назад +9

      Any phone call that goes his way, I guess?

    • @karengummer6657
      @karengummer6657 4 года назад +7

      The one when both parties get off

  • @louisejoyal9266
    @louisejoyal9266 4 года назад +5

    A Canadian Moot is filled with Maple Syrup....every good Canadian knows that 🇨🇦

    • @fonkenful
      @fonkenful 4 года назад

      Not to forget the sea otters and beavers. Who doesn’t like a nice Canadian beaver?

  • @klarastern5597
    @klarastern5597 4 года назад +100

    it's really hard not to feel like Alice in Wonderland.. it's all so weird and bizarre

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад +5

      Louis Carol never could've imagined anything like this.

    • @ACKMINDSEYE
      @ACKMINDSEYE 4 года назад +4

      We’re all mad here.

    • @spacecab1
      @spacecab1 4 года назад +2

      Happened with Nixon over 40 years ago. Lie Cheat Steal Win that's the American way right?

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 4 года назад +2

      This comparison is all the more apt if you've read Alice in Wonderland recently... it's literally just a string of random nonsense, all kinds of animals with tiny bit parts in a go-nowhere adventure starring a girl who talks to herself.
      She's still a lot cuter than Trump, of course. There's really no comparison. For one, she's a literal child, so childishness makes sense in her case.

    • @alyssainwond3r652
      @alyssainwond3r652 4 года назад +2

      Your telling me

  • @thelastofthelemmings6279
    @thelastofthelemmings6279 4 года назад +236

    A "moot" is a river full of apologetic alligators!
    "Sorry eh! , um, awe excuse me eh! .aw, comin through eh!

    • @jrdnnoel
      @jrdnnoel 4 года назад +3

      the last of the lemmings I don't think a moot matters very much

    • @gail9566
      @gail9566 4 года назад +3

      Canadian alligators?

    • @jokerdude7038
      @jokerdude7038 4 года назад

      Said no dictionary ever...

    • @RichWinder-je5xn
      @RichWinder-je5xn 4 года назад +5

      The "smarts" of the Trump Cahoot
      made the Whistleblower quite moot,
      and demonstrated,
      corruption as stated,
      is viable evidence fruit.

    • @dentheluck3795
      @dentheluck3795 4 года назад +3

      @@gail9566 Yea! they have a beaver tale.

  • @dazendi8116
    @dazendi8116 4 года назад +10

    I still can't believe this guy is a president. Am I being trolled?

  • @mr-mz4ed
    @mr-mz4ed 4 года назад +2

    kudos for the match game reference lol

  • @dalebyrondalebyron3207
    @dalebyrondalebyron3207 4 года назад +13

    That conversation was perfect! I'm a stable genius! I deserve an A+ I hire the best people! Next week I'm gonna Fire 🔥 Mike Pompeo and hire Dennis Rodman

  • @BellTunnel
    @BellTunnel 4 года назад +22

    I enjoy watching the Orange One come undone.

  • @AtheistOnTheEdge
    @AtheistOnTheEdge 4 года назад +44

    "It was a perfect conversation..." "She hands out subpoenas like cookies..." His choice of adjectives and ability to describe events is truly perplexing. I bet no on ever corrected him when he used the wrong words, as a result, he grew up thinking there was nothing wrong with his childish vocabulary and misunderstanding of words and expressions.

    • @gionncaomhinmorpheagh4791
      @gionncaomhinmorpheagh4791 4 года назад +1

      Ah, AtheistOnTheEdge, you seem to be going back to Dipshit Donny's "oranges".
      MsG

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 4 года назад +4

      No one corrected him cos no one was paying him any attention

    • @Candy_Gal
      @Candy_Gal 4 года назад

      AtheistOnTheEdge I don’t see the issue with being expressive when you speak. Kind of a petty point...

    • @blatherskite3009
      @blatherskite3009 4 года назад +3

      @@Candy_Gal Trump's expressions are particularly childish, though. There's nothing wrong with being expressive, but his choice of expressions and his reference-points are quite revealing of his mental maturity level. Or lack thereof.

    • @askmeificare5557
      @askmeificare5557 4 года назад

      Your name is "AtheistOnTheEdge." Why should we care about your opinion?

  • @DrGero15
    @DrGero15 4 года назад +21

    I thought a moot was when trees got together to talk about if they should attack trump tower. TIL

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 года назад +2

      😆

    • @54markl
      @54markl 4 года назад +3

      I wish the Ents would trample Trumpuman!

    • @DrGero15
      @DrGero15 4 года назад +1

      @@54markl Treebeard 2020!

  • @MsObeyy
    @MsObeyy 4 года назад +112

    I read Gatorade lol anyone else?

  • @nonir670
    @nonir670 4 года назад +31

    Can you IMAGINE if Obama had said about anything at all, just ask Putin, he'll tell you I'm right? SMH

  • @kevinbenderman2065
    @kevinbenderman2065 4 года назад +35

    Nobody has been tougher on Russia. I wonder if he's ever heard of the Cuban missile crisis?

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 года назад +4

      I wonder if he's ever heard of Stalin?

    • @bluecorvettered1810
      @bluecorvettered1810 4 года назад +4

      No because he doesn't listen

    • @BETTERWORLDSGT
      @BETTERWORLDSGT 4 года назад +1

      Reagan was also, He probably had a lot to do with the demise of the Soviet Union!

    • @hollydowns2279
      @hollydowns2279 4 года назад +3

      ask Trumps best friend Putin there is a real love affair

    • @kimokla3874
      @kimokla3874 4 года назад

      YES BRILLIANT

  • @L8rCloud
    @L8rCloud 4 года назад +11

    [Meanwhile on Airforce 1.....]
    I’VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF...CKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERF..CKING PLANE!

  • @MRSomethin1
    @MRSomethin1 4 года назад +74

    not many people know that Mike Pompeo's first name was originally Pimpy

  • @MYRitchie48
    @MYRitchie48 4 года назад +94

    Trump: Don't believe your lying eyes when you read the transcript of my conversation with the Ukraine president that the White House released.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад +4

      Anybody getting 1984 vibes over here?

    • @raquelcrud9015
      @raquelcrud9015 4 года назад +1

      @CRIMNALSNEAK except evidence. Supported by WH officials, SoS, Rudy Giuliani & trump himself. Stop your bullshitting. Its literal evidence. And calling people "Libtards" doesn't help your case. It just makes your argument immature (and you didn't have an argumeny to begin with)

    • @MYRitchie48
      @MYRitchie48 4 года назад

      @CRIMNALSNEAK You are so wrong about that chief. Lol

  • @johnw2259
    @johnw2259 4 года назад +12

    I’m starting a charity for Mexicans affected by this moat it’s going to be called Gatorade

  • @sciencemansandera
    @sciencemansandera 4 года назад +1

    LOL Jimmy is the BEST

  • @MrTomtomtest
    @MrTomtomtest 4 года назад +28

    No, no, not "back into the wild", directly to jail for him and those who have helped.

    • @Halloffamer-km9qw
      @Halloffamer-km9qw 4 года назад +3

      Literally the biggest dumbass criminal. Should be fed to alligators

    • @LardGreystoke
      @LardGreystoke 4 года назад +1

      If you turned Trump into the wild he wouldn't last long.

  • @princessaria
    @princessaria 4 года назад +73

    I’m sorry, but this season of Trump: A Netflix Original has totally jumped the shark. A moat with alligators and snakes? No one would believe that could happen in real life!
    Oh wait...

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 4 года назад +5

      Lol. That's why I started watching Obama Netflix.

    • @Knightswhosaynee
      @Knightswhosaynee 4 года назад +7

      Oh it’s a wacky TV show . Thank goodness l thought this crap was real life.

    • @candielandssweetadventures
      @candielandssweetadventures 4 года назад +3

      LOL! A Netflix original!!! Died when I saw this comment! 😂

  • @christinearmington
    @christinearmington 4 года назад +17

    “The Schiff is hitting the tan.”
    Excellent! But it went by too fast!

  • @mamastay164
    @mamastay164 4 года назад +1

    This is 1 of my favorite episodes! Its literally hysterical 🤣

  • @nancymesek
    @nancymesek 4 года назад +77

    You can tell Raskin is trying not to laugh about the folders they received. 😂😂😂

    • @cheekymonkey5621
      @cheekymonkey5621 4 года назад +2

      I thought he looked like he was having a hard time not rolling his eyes and keeping a straight face too

  • @ianmusgrove1814
    @ianmusgrove1814 4 года назад +165

    "I have one simple request, to have sharks with frekin laser beams on their foreheads" - Dr. Evil

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 4 года назад +6

      Ian Musgrove
      And he only got ill tempered, mutated sea bass. Poor guy!

    • @amyhansen6318
      @amyhansen6318 4 года назад +2

      Yasss

    • @yakojjy
      @yakojjy 4 года назад +4

      "Sir it's 1969 that kind of money doesn't even exist."

  • @supermarioisacat
    @supermarioisacat 4 года назад +21

    I'm surprised trump doesn't call him, "Vladimir."

    • @freelover220
      @freelover220 4 года назад

      His wife calls him Vladimir ,in the intimacy of their bed room .

    • @hollydowns2279
      @hollydowns2279 4 года назад

      lol behind closed doors

  • @SpecialGuestStar
    @SpecialGuestStar 4 года назад +64

    "Just ask Putin"
    Hey Vladimir, who's gonna win in 2020?

    • @oleogabalo
      @oleogabalo 4 года назад +3

      Well... if the Democrats keep nominating crypto-republicans, sadly and depressingly, Trump will. Again.

    • @strawbrryfld1
      @strawbrryfld1 4 года назад

      Vladdy Laddie ! 😜

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +69

    Never thought I'd hear an immigration control plan that made his family separation policy seem empathic, but there we are.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад +1

      It's like I keep saying: he can have this. All I want is for him and his goons to be thrown in first.

    • @skilifavas4016
      @skilifavas4016 4 года назад

      I love your name xD

  • @Patchuchan
    @Patchuchan 4 года назад +75

    This presidency just keeps getting more ridiculous.

    • @ScaryManiac
      @ScaryManiac 4 года назад +4

      @chow tt so what?

    • @Teaganbear
      @Teaganbear 4 года назад +2

      @chow tt lol wut

    • @whyumadtho5290
      @whyumadtho5290 4 года назад +2

      It's a comedy show every week! starring dumb donald

    • @whyumadtho5290
      @whyumadtho5290 4 года назад +6

      @chow tt hahahahha u a special kind of stupid .. we talking about Donald and u bringing obama.. get over it. You're dumb. The president is mentally stupid.. u should ask him to buy an island so all u idiot's can build a wall around it so no one can get in. Reserved only for idiots. Lmfao hahahah

    • @ScaryManiac
      @ScaryManiac 4 года назад +3

      @chow tt you talk like trump

  • @mmmguannaaa6657
    @mmmguannaaa6657 3 года назад +1

    Just watching him deny it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It looks literally like a cartoon so funny 🤣

  • @damianbowyer6258
    @damianbowyer6258 4 года назад +1

    Cool Stuff Jimmy.

  • @TwiPrime
    @TwiPrime 4 года назад +73

    "A Moot"!! I really do hope he ends up "moot."

    • @alisonsmith4801
      @alisonsmith4801 4 года назад +5

      The biggest moot point in American history. You poor Americans.......

    • @TwiPrime
      @TwiPrime 4 года назад +1

      @fried spaghetti Someone needs to put a spider in his dumpling, my aunt Yvonne would have said. :)

    • @TwiPrime
      @TwiPrime 4 года назад +2

      @@alisonsmith4801 Thank you. I hope if his presidency could do anything good at all, it would be to destroy the Republican party, honestly. Thanks for caring about our cartoonishly horrible plight. He has to go.

    • @alisonsmith4801
      @alisonsmith4801 4 года назад +2

      @@TwiPrime You will get your country back on an even keel, coming from the UK were working on the other blond buffon Boris and his crazy no deal Brexit, he's been hauled back into Parliament and he's got to get on with the job his party made him leader for. Hopefully he will be our shortest in office Prime Minister and this mess we have of Brexit will be sorted out with sense and cool heads.

    • @TwiPrime
      @TwiPrime 4 года назад

      @@alisonsmith4801 I really hope for a good outcome for you guys too. We all deserve better than we're getting. I really want whatever happens to go smoothly for you. Nobody needs the chaos of no deal. :(

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 4 года назад +73

    "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it." -Lindsey Graham, may 3, 2016
    Looks like Nostradumbass was right! 👍

    • @thebobhollyband
      @thebobhollyband 4 года назад

      I didn't vote for Trump, but besides him being ugly, what is so bad?

    • @tyemaddog
      @tyemaddog 4 года назад +1

      Destroyed? The economy is doing fantastic. As a Canadian, your country is in great shape. Far from "destroyed"..

    • @tim.fletcher
      @tim.fletcher 4 года назад +1

      @@tyemaddog Bahahahaha. Have you seen the latest US economic figures of the last 24 hours? Good one, ay?

    • @YZ250W1
      @YZ250W1 4 года назад +2

      tyemaddog Coward bone spurs isn’t qualified to command a paintball team. Trickle down lies will crash the economy again, it’s already starting. Ask the republican welfare ranchers how life is under the orange moron!

    • @fifimohz1584
      @fifimohz1584 4 года назад

      tyemaddog Don’t worry, I want Trump to be re-elected. 8 years of him will destroy everything Obama did and their economy will crush like how bush did to America. I miss those days, bought my home those times. With another crush, my kids will buy their homes too. We just waiting for another economic crush and with this president, it will happen. Can’t wait

  • @abbiejoliec3133
    @abbiejoliec3133 4 года назад +3

    Absolutely perfect for self impeachment!

  • @sherry5455
    @sherry5455 4 года назад

    @Jason Carter Love the saying! It is bang on. Watching all the craziness from Canada

  • @jozz2248
    @jozz2248 4 года назад +40

    Jimmy had to be the one that remembered that episode of Match Game 😅

  • @elvira-irinareisinger6370
    @elvira-irinareisinger6370 4 года назад +28

    Wait what. He wanted wild animals like a Bond villain in his evil lair

    • @JR-bm8dl
      @JR-bm8dl 4 года назад +3

      Why didn't he ask for sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads?

    • @elvira-irinareisinger6370
      @elvira-irinareisinger6370 4 года назад +1

      @@JR-bm8dl Laser beams are biggly extra costs. He can't have that......

  • @soniasanchez7472
    @soniasanchez7472 4 года назад +3

    And 45 is a scam you said it

  • @jamesvigio8477
    @jamesvigio8477 4 года назад +1

    Don't watch while high on weed I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 4 года назад +99

    Stephen Miller will lead all the Snakes and Alligators in the Moat.

    • @slappy8714
      @slappy8714 4 года назад +2

      You mean the, "moot"

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure the only thing he feasts upon is the blood of innocent immigrant children!

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 4 года назад

      @Courage Karnga - That's pretty much what I was going to say!

  • @digitalxsca
    @digitalxsca 4 года назад +28

    Jimmy, you don't need to pay so many writers for the show. Hire orange man directly. Why need for a middle man?!

    • @ryananon779
      @ryananon779 4 года назад

      Unfortunately, Trump is busy right now, saving America from Obama and Hillary, apparently.

  • @Notfunnysam
    @Notfunnysam 4 года назад +1

    The bit around 5:00, the game show bit, was hilarious!

    • @dkvrmrq
      @dkvrmrq 4 года назад

      You must be very young. Match Game was a real show.

  • @fianjames6622
    @fianjames6622 4 года назад +1

    That match game clip was perfect

  • @henrytm188
    @henrytm188 4 года назад +40

    Fallon has animals. Corden has Carpool Karaoke, while Jimmy Kimmel has the roasts. Its a latelate party

  • @Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy
    @Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy 4 года назад +26

    The world is out of control at the moment

    • @IILMNBD
      @IILMNBD 4 года назад

      True that.

  • @chrismilton2695
    @chrismilton2695 4 года назад +1

    "I call dibs, this phrase is mine and you can't have it. What phrase, you ask? Don't worry about it, just
    "Open your Mouth fa some mo Subpoenas!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!

  • @MONKeEeYboi
    @MONKeEeYboi 4 года назад

    We need the jimmy kimmel show in the UK 🇬🇧

  • @rogerthat5459
    @rogerthat5459 4 года назад +24

    We apologize Finland. This is our mad, mad, mad, mad world every day.

    • @TwiPrime
      @TwiPrime 4 года назад

      And, if I may say so, we apologize to all the other reasonable people, too!

    • @TwiPrime
      @TwiPrime 4 года назад +1

      @Palaven Thanks, dear. I agree completely. He is trying to throw away the Constitution and be a dictator. It's just horrible. And, it's alarming that so many people get on board and defend him. Reasonable people are hoping to vote him out if he isn't removed first. Him getting removed after impeachment is iffy, since the Senate has protected him all along. Please keep sending good vibes. I think shared intentions and encouragement help a lot.

    • @petrisavero4382
      @petrisavero4382 4 года назад

      It's ok, we know 😏

  • @bradgotch
    @bradgotch 4 года назад +43

    "moot" hahaha thats my new favourite wow what a maroon.

    • @avamasquerade
      @avamasquerade 4 года назад

      Uh, I think you mean "maron," ya dumy 🙄

    • @Dakhoth
      @Dakhoth 4 года назад +6

      @@avamasquerade You're clearly not a Bugs Bunny fan. Let me translate - "maroon" is Bugs' version of the word "moron."

    • @Dakhoth
      @Dakhoth 4 года назад +2

      @raddocnate I had to help her out, she was obviously lost. She probably should have taken a left at Albuquerque.

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 4 года назад

      @@Dakhoth 🤣

  • @johno1405
    @johno1405 4 года назад +2

    VOTE 2020!! End gop chaos and corruption

  • @cilla5277
    @cilla5277 3 года назад

    Ha-ha-ha! That piece on Pompeo is precious!

  • @syrup_in_my_tum6637
    @syrup_in_my_tum6637 4 года назад +95

    There’s gonna end up being a moose and a goose loose aboot the moot

    • @jopump9907
      @jopump9907 4 года назад

      The only one going crazy are the liberals chimps. Whatever happened to russiagate eh? This will be another L for the leftist scum.

    • @jopump9907
      @jopump9907 4 года назад

      Libtards losing their commie minds since 2016 lols!

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 4 года назад

      Syrup_in_my_TUM
      Toot toot!

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 4 года назад +2

      jo pump
      Can’t come up with better material? LMMFAO!

    • @jopump9907
      @jopump9907 4 года назад

      @@keirfarnum6811 Ask your loony buddies... They've been deluding themselves for the past 2 and a half years.

  • @joenobody571
    @joenobody571 4 года назад +3

    Somebody please explain to me what a perfect conversation is

    • @danakaboom1158
      @danakaboom1158 4 года назад +2

      Trump has them with the voices in his head.

  • @thebatman4392
    @thebatman4392 4 года назад +1

    All kimmels content is about this man

  • @trnharris
    @trnharris 4 года назад +1

    'Moot'. Ok🙄 And why is it capitalized?? Again🙄

  • @HomelessFooser
    @HomelessFooser 4 года назад +66

    trump's moat idea was moot from the start

  • @Archarrow520
    @Archarrow520 4 года назад +28

    He cut Fema’s budget for his stupid wall and Dorian hit my family down south hard so fema who would provide food and medicine can’t help my family and he said my family should leave when the area has been my family’s home since this place was known as the 13 colonies I hate his guts

    • @ingrid606ig
      @ingrid606ig 4 года назад +3

      I'm really sorry to hear that. Is anyone helping?

    • @Archarrow520
      @Archarrow520 4 года назад

      I don’t know

    • @Archarrow520
      @Archarrow520 4 года назад +2

      Perry Stone my bad I heard my mother wrong

  • @glam0r0us
    @glam0r0us 4 года назад

    Good laughs. Thanks jimmy.

  • @sheiladodds4186
    @sheiladodds4186 4 года назад

    I've always loved your show, I am a fan...Hugzzzz from BC Canada