Being Mexican, I can already tell you that Mexicans would quickly empty the moat of snakes and alligators and turn them into wallets, purses and boots.
@@anilachar323 The best leatherworkers are in Mexico. The American people would fit the bill anyways. A wall is better for keeping people in than it is for keeping people out. Sounds like something a facist regime would do.
Well the longer he’s in office and the more batty his tweets are, the more comedy material late night hosts have to poke fun at the President. This guy is truly unlike any President this country has ever seen. All presidents have had issue with things that get reported. But never have they claimed the press is an “enemy of the state”. Never has a President called or implied the population of people that disagree with him are “traitors”. Never we had a President act in a way that embarrassed the office and country in such a way that a guest Leader of another country while sitting with him appears to be visibly uncomfortable. Never has a President called our allies rude or crude names in public. (Twitter is a public forum). I’m 60+ years old I’ve seen stupid Presidents, clumsy Presidents, etc. But never anyone that embarrassed the oath of office everyday. And the Stupid, Silly, Clumsy, or whatever we’re still better than this guy. (I’ve dislike other Presidents from both parties)
I know right! I'm here on the floor laughing daily cuz of him.. it's like watching a man with a 4th grade brain trying to run US..smh america is a joke cuz of him. The whole world is laughing
@@MattieCooper10000 if u ever had a buisness call u would understand why someone would describe a call as perfect. That means that it went well, as he had it planed in other words, PERFECT. Yall somthing else
He’s actually about to get re-elected for real. The more the MSM smugly ridicules Trump the more the same Trump supporters who voted for him last time are motivated to vote for him again.
Is it a perfect conversation when I call to order a pizza? Is it a perfect conversation when I call my mother to wish her a happy birthday? Is it a perfect conversation when I ask a foreign government to investigate my political opponent(s) and thus affect or influence a US election?
Why does he insist on referring to himself in the third person? He is so condescending, treating the American people as if we don’t have functioning brains. 🤨
In his case, the malignant narcissistic personality disorder is probably showing itself in this form of speech. I have not evaluated him personally, for the record
tyemaddog Coward bone spurs isn’t qualified to command a paintball team. Trickle down lies will crash the economy again, it’s already starting. Ask the republican welfare ranchers how life is under the orange moron!
tyemaddog Don’t worry, I want Trump to be re-elected. 8 years of him will destroy everything Obama did and their economy will crush like how bush did to America. I miss those days, bought my home those times. With another crush, my kids will buy their homes too. We just waiting for another economic crush and with this president, it will happen. Can’t wait
This comparison is all the more apt if you've read Alice in Wonderland recently... it's literally just a string of random nonsense, all kinds of animals with tiny bit parts in a go-nowhere adventure starring a girl who talks to herself. She's still a lot cuter than Trump, of course. There's really no comparison. For one, she's a literal child, so childishness makes sense in her case.
J C he got caught but the White House has been denying the release of the mueller report for over a year now. They have been trying to get it but they won’t hand it over.
@J C: That is not what they found. Collusion is not a legal term. They found that the cooperation did not rise to the level of a criminal conspiracy. And attempting to obstruct an investigation into a possible crime is a crime even if it turns out that there was no underlying crime. It is not easy to be as misinformed as you are.
Reporters know that the best tactic with an idiot is to pretend to take him seriously. In some countries this is even a survival policy (see Hungary , Egypt and Muslim monarchies for live examples)
@@milliet1227 Please read. I mentioned Hungary (authoritarian regime as of now) and THEN below the Muslim monarchies, so one thing is not the other. Understood?
@CRIMNALSNEAK except evidence. Supported by WH officials, SoS, Rudy Giuliani & trump himself. Stop your bullshitting. Its literal evidence. And calling people "Libtards" doesn't help your case. It just makes your argument immature (and you didn't have an argumeny to begin with)
I’m sorry, but this season of Trump: A Netflix Original has totally jumped the shark. A moat with alligators and snakes? No one would believe that could happen in real life! Oh wait...
Has to be one of history's funniest episodes of a late night show ever. The Obama, Matchgame, and Hall of Fame bits were priceless!!! Great job Kimmel and staff!!!!
@chow tt hahahahha u a special kind of stupid .. we talking about Donald and u bringing obama.. get over it. You're dumb. The president is mentally stupid.. u should ask him to buy an island so all u idiot's can build a wall around it so no one can get in. Reserved only for idiots. Lmfao hahahah
@@alisonsmith4801 Thank you. I hope if his presidency could do anything good at all, it would be to destroy the Republican party, honestly. Thanks for caring about our cartoonishly horrible plight. He has to go.
@@TwiPrime You will get your country back on an even keel, coming from the UK were working on the other blond buffon Boris and his crazy no deal Brexit, he's been hauled back into Parliament and he's got to get on with the job his party made him leader for. Hopefully he will be our shortest in office Prime Minister and this mess we have of Brexit will be sorted out with sense and cool heads.
@@alisonsmith4801 I really hope for a good outcome for you guys too. We all deserve better than we're getting. I really want whatever happens to go smoothly for you. Nobody needs the chaos of no deal. :(
"It was a perfect conversation..." "She hands out subpoenas like cookies..." His choice of adjectives and ability to describe events is truly perplexing. I bet no on ever corrected him when he used the wrong words, as a result, he grew up thinking there was nothing wrong with his childish vocabulary and misunderstanding of words and expressions.
@@Candy_Gal Trump's expressions are particularly childish, though. There's nothing wrong with being expressive, but his choice of expressions and his reference-points are quite revealing of his mental maturity level. Or lack thereof.
That conversation was perfect! I'm a stable genius! I deserve an A+ I hire the best people! Next week I'm gonna Fire 🔥 Mike Pompeo and hire Dennis Rodman
Sadly he'll never take responsibility or have any accountability, it will someone else's fault, he did nothing wrong! He's being persecuted. We're living the Caine Mutiny
He cut Fema’s budget for his stupid wall and Dorian hit my family down south hard so fema who would provide food and medicine can’t help my family and he said my family should leave when the area has been my family’s home since this place was known as the 13 colonies I hate his guts
@Palaven Thanks, dear. I agree completely. He is trying to throw away the Constitution and be a dictator. It's just horrible. And, it's alarming that so many people get on board and defend him. Reasonable people are hoping to vote him out if he isn't removed first. Him getting removed after impeachment is iffy, since the Senate has protected him all along. Please keep sending good vibes. I think shared intentions and encouragement help a lot.
"I call dibs, this phrase is mine and you can't have it. What phrase, you ask? Don't worry about it, just "Open your Mouth fa some mo Subpoenas!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!
You have no compassion towards the millions of people a bad economy will effect. In real America, lots of people live paycheck to paycheck. You are not of sound mind if you think a recession is good for this country.
@@AmbyJeans nobody wanted donald!.. but he won as president hahah.. shows how much america really cares for their people! 10 billion people and they chose donald lmfao
The funny thing about Trump saying the moat thing was a lie is that it's the kind of thing you can totally picture him saying; it's just so him! And all those sources? This is how they cope with being his minions and not cracking a smile in his meetings!
Yes because “multiple sources” have never lied... The left spread lies about Trump all the time, lies that if we’re true, would get him impeached. Do you know why he hasn’t been impeached? Because the rumours are lies that will never be confirmed. It IS the biggest political witch hunt ever. The media are trying their absolute hardest to spread lies about Trump and his supporters. Turning “comedy shows” into propaganda tools, brainwashing the youths etc.
@@stefanlofven2986 Haha...Donny, is that you? BTW....to answer your question "Do you know why he hasn’t been impeached?"...well, because, only now that darn inquiry has started, so Donny, you have lied once again!
Janko Ivkovic I have no idea who Donny is. But anyway, what I’m saying is that the left have been pushing an impeachment for a while now, but nothing has happened until now. But I can with certainty say Trump is not getting impeached ever. Mark my words.
Trump: Ask Finland's President a question!😡 *OK. Did you really tell our President that, in Finland, you prevent forest fires by raking the forest floor?* 🤔
Chalchiuhtlicue Hey, I understand. We get forest fires here in NZ and Australia too, and often collaborate on containing them too. More a comment on the non-stop scandals and stupidity of Trump. Hard to keep track sometimes. Kia kaha California 🇳🇿
Finland, we are so, so sorry.
revelwoodie - the reporter should’ve straight up asked him how the forest sweeping programs are going this fall 🤣🤣🤣🤣!
Well the Finnish reporter did ask Trump "what favors you have asked from our President" :D
On behalf of Finland I can say no need to be sorry, we were expecting something worse to happen.
Maybe for our presindent it was... well... experience at least, but for me it was funny as hell xD
Well, he only got to crab our Sauli by the knee. 😥 *Relieved*
Being Mexican, I can already tell you that Mexicans would quickly empty the moat of snakes and alligators and turn them into wallets, purses and boots.
I can see all the immigrants crossing with alligators boots and snake belts and wallets 😂😂
;) But, you'd have to distribute it free in Mexico. The tariffs across the wall are too high...
Bunnies right? 💯💯💯
@@anilachar323 The best leatherworkers are in Mexico. The American people would fit the bill anyways. A wall is better for keeping people in than it is for keeping people out. Sounds like something a facist regime would do.
Good lad
I'm a proud Canadian & that "moot" joke had me laughing!
How do reporters talk with this President without laughing out loud?
Because they are not stupid?
They’ve had 3 years of experience to keep their feelings from showing. Or maybe they’re wearing masks and he can’t tell the difference
They probably curse a lot afterwards.🤬
Well the longer he’s in office and the more batty his tweets are, the more comedy material late night hosts have to poke fun at the President.
This guy is truly unlike any President this country has ever seen. All presidents have had issue with things that get reported. But never have they claimed the press is an “enemy of the state”. Never has a President called or implied the population of people that disagree with him are “traitors”.
Never we had a President act in a way that embarrassed the office and country in such a way that a guest Leader of another country while sitting with him appears to be visibly uncomfortable. Never has a President called our allies rude or crude names in public. (Twitter is a public forum). I’m 60+ years old I’ve seen stupid Presidents, clumsy Presidents, etc. But never anyone that embarrassed the oath of office everyday. And the Stupid, Silly, Clumsy, or whatever we’re still better than this guy. (I’ve dislike other Presidents from both parties)
I know right! I'm here on the floor laughing daily cuz of him.. it's like watching a man with a 4th grade brain trying to run US..smh america is a joke cuz of him. The whole world is laughing
What kind of weirdo describes a _phone call_ as being "perfect" ?
This kind.
A perfect Moron!
Well, the stupid dumbass with his finger on the nuclear button, that’s who.🤦♂️
The Orange Shithead and his Cretins Clearwatergate Revival.
@@MattieCooper10000 if u ever had a buisness call u would understand why someone would describe a call as perfect. That means that it went well, as he had it planed in other words, PERFECT. Yall somthing else
I thought the title was “Trump Going Crazy Over Gatorade”. lmao
Pretty sure he chugs the liquid crack he's stuffing his face with Mickey D's
that's next week's agenda.
Well, he's clearly drinking something...
Lysdexia is a fathermocker, isnt it?! 😂🤣😂
I thought so too until I read your comment and checked the title again 😂
Everytime Trump blames a person for something,Trump has done it.
Facts all facts
Feel stupid now? Two years later?
to be fair that is the conservative way - every accusation made by a conservative is a confession
When you realize the title doesn’t say Gatorade
Took me until the end when they never mentioned Gatorade lmao
Lmaoooo i thought it did until i saw your comment
You too. Was thinking he's going after Gatorade now? Wow
Dyslexia strikes again
lol I’m happy that I read it wrong.I kept saying that it must’ve been the wrong flavor
the President of Finland looks like he's in pain listening to Trump's speech
The Finns always find themselves standing next to Nazis for some reason. It’s their fate.
We are all in pain listening to the orange face piece of trash
@@54markl It's their pursuit and soul
I thought he was going to break out into uncontrollable fits of laughter a la the UN.
It must be quite excruciating!
“Then just lead him into a hall of some kind and lock him in it.” 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Why did I think it said Gatorade 🤦🏽♂️
TylerNolet13 Same. Lol
damn it
Because that's something Trump would do
Well, he does look like orange Gatorade...
Oh man! It just keeps getting more and more awkward to be a foreign leader at the White House. People are going to start refusing invitations!
"I want alligators and snakes and chupacabras and those giant worm monsters I saw on that documentary show Tremors!
🐊🐗🐍🐐🐲😂
Especially the GIANT WORMS
Or the other documentary "Dune".
The giant sand worms from the Beetlejuice documentary. Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha
Doctor Thirteen “All I ask is that you get me sharks with lasers coming out of their frickin heads” Austin Power’s Dr. Evil....hard to believe 🙄
"The Schiff is hitting the tan" was the best one liner of the whole rant
"I want sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads"
SCOTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have sea bass. Mutated sea bass! TREMENDOUS progress!
I can’t!!! 😂😂😂 A real life Dr. Evil.
@@travisteachout2849 throw me bone will you.
Beem him up scotty 😡 Donny is ready to fly 😳 oh my he's such a big baby 😭
"when the shift hits the tan"
judging by the audience reaction that was underappreciated :D
Clicks to watch, immediately turns off captions.
Everytime
(Paraphrasing my uncle)
"He's been campaigning for an impeachment and he's about to get elected"
Your uncle seems like a pretty cool cat
He’s actually about to get re-elected for real. The more the MSM smugly ridicules Trump the more the same Trump supporters who voted for him last time are motivated to vote for him again.
For the record, I didn’t vote for Trump- but the way the MSM is carrying on, they’re gonna get trump re-elected
@@kathrynwhitbeck9798 *yawn*
pro-Trump parrot pretending not to be a parrot
@@doctorthirteen5727 your totally right. Look at her subscriptions " shapiro "etc
Can't wait until this national nightmare is over.
@@Mine-Finder well before then.
Drama!
@@Mine-Finder
Not all the dirt is out yet.
@@Mine-Finder
4 years?
Yeah the booming economy and an anti war president really sucks
"I've done more for this country than any administration has ever done." Really?? Wtf have you done?
Nothing, I just don't know what to say, lol
He's managing a good economy. Not a huge fan of him can't deny it.
Harman Virk this economy is a bubble. It’s pathetic you don’t know this.
ghosttrain2066 because you’re too stupid to know what Obama’s done? How dumb can you be?
he brought racism to new levels. and divided this country more than its ever been.
A "moot" is a river full of apologetic alligators!
"Sorry eh! , um, awe excuse me eh! .aw, comin through eh!
the last of the lemmings I don't think a moot matters very much
Canadian alligators?
Said no dictionary ever...
The "smarts" of the Trump Cahoot
made the Whistleblower quite moot,
and demonstrated,
corruption as stated,
is viable evidence fruit.
@@gail9566 Yea! they have a beaver tale.
How does Trump screw in a lightbulb? Waits for the world to revolve around him
How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they're all living in the dark ...
not many people know that Mike Pompeo's first name was originally Pimpy
"Perfect conversation?" What the hell is that supposed to mean?? This guy's brain is bizzarely twisted.
rationalguy No, he has no brain.
Is it a perfect conversation when I call to order a pizza? Is it a perfect conversation when I call my mother to wish her a happy birthday? Is it a perfect conversation when I ask a foreign government to investigate my political opponent(s) and thus affect or influence a US election?
He’s a ten year old, don’t you get it yet?
Why does he insist on referring to himself in the third person? He is so condescending, treating the American people as if we don’t have functioning brains. 🤨
people who refer to themselves in the third person typically have a mental disorder
Diana Bailey he’s used to talking to his base, so of course they don’t have functioning brains.
In his case, the malignant narcissistic personality disorder is probably showing itself in this form of speech. I have not evaluated him personally, for the record
@@2001eskimo
Yeah. It's called delusions of grandeur. He thinks he's the King of America.
@@thehellyousay I had an old boyfriend who had delusions of grandeur. It's not pretty
"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it." -Lindsey Graham, may 3, 2016
Looks like Nostradumbass was right! 👍
I didn't vote for Trump, but besides him being ugly, what is so bad?
Destroyed? The economy is doing fantastic. As a Canadian, your country is in great shape. Far from "destroyed"..
@@tyemaddog Bahahahaha. Have you seen the latest US economic figures of the last 24 hours? Good one, ay?
tyemaddog Coward bone spurs isn’t qualified to command a paintball team. Trickle down lies will crash the economy again, it’s already starting. Ask the republican welfare ranchers how life is under the orange moron!
tyemaddog Don’t worry, I want Trump to be re-elected. 8 years of him will destroy everything Obama did and their economy will crush like how bush did to America. I miss those days, bought my home those times. With another crush, my kids will buy their homes too. We just waiting for another economic crush and with this president, it will happen. Can’t wait
it's really hard not to feel like Alice in Wonderland.. it's all so weird and bizarre
Louis Carol never could've imagined anything like this.
We’re all mad here.
Happened with Nixon over 40 years ago. Lie Cheat Steal Win that's the American way right?
This comparison is all the more apt if you've read Alice in Wonderland recently... it's literally just a string of random nonsense, all kinds of animals with tiny bit parts in a go-nowhere adventure starring a girl who talks to herself.
She's still a lot cuter than Trump, of course. There's really no comparison. For one, she's a literal child, so childishness makes sense in her case.
Your telling me
Jimmy can make us laugh at a horrible situation
What’s the definition of a “perfect phone call?”
"I resign"
Coastfog I like it!
The dude was kissing Trump's ass the entire phone call.
Any phone call that goes his way, I guess?
The one when both parties get off
"Just ask Putin" that I didn't conspire with Russia.
....what?
J C he got caught but the White House has been denying the release of the mueller report for over a year now. They have been trying to get it but they won’t hand it over.
Ok this is an old "style" joke BUT I JUST CANT RESIST ! Trumps PUTIN his foot in his mouth again ! 😜🤪
@J C: That is not what they found. Collusion is not a legal term. They found that the cooperation did not rise to the level of a criminal conspiracy. And attempting to obstruct an investigation into a possible crime is a crime even if it turns out that there was no underlying crime. It is not easy to be as misinformed as you are.
J C
The FBI did catch him it just didn’t rise to the level of a crime based on the poorly written law.
Kimberly Sikorski
Why does Treasonous Trump sometimes stumbles on words... Putin’s hand cramps.
Wow, I never thought i'd hear such a perfect "thanks, Obama" ever again. Gives me hope
Soon, we'll all be hearing, "Thanks, Bernie!"
Trump actually tweeted a picture of a wall with spikes on top...... now he says it's not true..
Did he really? Haha
You have a Madman in the White House, a Mad Dog, what do you do with the Mad Dog? you put it down!
Kimmel is the west coast Steven Colbert 😂
❤ Mr O. Missing having a President smart enough to recognize satire.
"I have one simple request, to have sharks with frekin laser beams on their foreheads" - Dr. Evil
Ian Musgrove
And he only got ill tempered, mutated sea bass. Poor guy!
Yasss
"Sir it's 1969 that kind of money doesn't even exist."
Finland President was like Why the heck I came to America. This is a Circus.
Right
Lib
A circus with no ring master .no trained animals .
But ...... Only one clown . it's not worth the price of the admission ticket !!!!
He was not the Finnish president.
maybe we should elect people who actually study politics instead of celebrities and businessmen!!!
Well duh. How come you couldnt have explained that to Trump supporters 4 years ago?
He’s actually done a damn good job.
@@Samadam2767 Yeah a damb good job.....LOL just kidding your an idiot.
@@Samadam2767 you sir sound like a bonafide idiot
Most important job in our country and we don’t make anyone pass a test or have a resume supporting that they are qualified. It baffles me
Damn, the poor Finnish president looked like a kid whose friend got chewed out by a parent in front of him.
😂
Okay.
That's the best one yet!
What the hell is he doing with Trump? Go home and rake!
Reporters know that the best tactic with an idiot is to pretend to take him seriously. In some countries this is even a survival policy (see Hungary , Egypt and Muslim monarchies for live examples)
@@leonaldobrum Erm.. Hungary is not a monarchy... at least not on paper!
@@milliet1227 Please read. I mentioned Hungary (authoritarian regime as of now) and THEN below the Muslim monarchies, so one thing is not the other. Understood?
Thank you Jimmy for actually having a brain.
Trump: Don't believe your lying eyes when you read the transcript of my conversation with the Ukraine president that the White House released.
Anybody getting 1984 vibes over here?
@CRIMNALSNEAK except evidence. Supported by WH officials, SoS, Rudy Giuliani & trump himself. Stop your bullshitting. Its literal evidence. And calling people "Libtards" doesn't help your case. It just makes your argument immature (and you didn't have an argumeny to begin with)
@CRIMNALSNEAK You are so wrong about that chief. Lol
"The schiff is hitting the tan" priceless 😂
I’m sorry, but this season of Trump: A Netflix Original has totally jumped the shark. A moat with alligators and snakes? No one would believe that could happen in real life!
Oh wait...
Lol. That's why I started watching Obama Netflix.
Oh it’s a wacky TV show . Thank goodness l thought this crap was real life.
LOL! A Netflix original!!! Died when I saw this comment! 😂
I love Jimmy Kimmel so much! I watch Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers too, but Kimmel is definitely the funniest.
Has to be one of history's funniest episodes of a late night show ever.
The Obama, Matchgame, and Hall of Fame bits were priceless!!!
Great job Kimmel and staff!!!!
This presidency just keeps getting more ridiculous.
@chow tt so what?
@chow tt lol wut
It's a comedy show every week! starring dumb donald
@chow tt hahahahha u a special kind of stupid .. we talking about Donald and u bringing obama.. get over it. You're dumb. The president is mentally stupid.. u should ask him to buy an island so all u idiot's can build a wall around it so no one can get in. Reserved only for idiots. Lmfao hahahah
@chow tt you talk like trump
You can tell Raskin is trying not to laugh about the folders they received. 😂😂😂
I thought he looked like he was having a hard time not rolling his eyes and keeping a straight face too
"A Moot"!! I really do hope he ends up "moot."
The biggest moot point in American history. You poor Americans.......
@fried spaghetti Someone needs to put a spider in his dumpling, my aunt Yvonne would have said. :)
@@alisonsmith4801 Thank you. I hope if his presidency could do anything good at all, it would be to destroy the Republican party, honestly. Thanks for caring about our cartoonishly horrible plight. He has to go.
@@TwiPrime You will get your country back on an even keel, coming from the UK were working on the other blond buffon Boris and his crazy no deal Brexit, he's been hauled back into Parliament and he's got to get on with the job his party made him leader for. Hopefully he will be our shortest in office Prime Minister and this mess we have of Brexit will be sorted out with sense and cool heads.
@@alisonsmith4801 I really hope for a good outcome for you guys too. We all deserve better than we're getting. I really want whatever happens to go smoothly for you. Nobody needs the chaos of no deal. :(
"It was a perfect conversation..." "She hands out subpoenas like cookies..." His choice of adjectives and ability to describe events is truly perplexing. I bet no on ever corrected him when he used the wrong words, as a result, he grew up thinking there was nothing wrong with his childish vocabulary and misunderstanding of words and expressions.
Ah, AtheistOnTheEdge, you seem to be going back to Dipshit Donny's "oranges".
MsG
No one corrected him cos no one was paying him any attention
AtheistOnTheEdge I don’t see the issue with being expressive when you speak. Kind of a petty point...
@@Candy_Gal Trump's expressions are particularly childish, though. There's nothing wrong with being expressive, but his choice of expressions and his reference-points are quite revealing of his mental maturity level. Or lack thereof.
Your name is "AtheistOnTheEdge." Why should we care about your opinion?
😟🤯😣Stranger than fiction… You can’t make this stuff up.
Reporter to President of Finland: “Sir, are you Finnish?”
President of Finland: “Yes, and your president might be finished too!”
lol
Stephen Miller will lead all the Snakes and Alligators in the Moat.
You mean the, "moot"
I'm pretty sure the only thing he feasts upon is the blood of innocent immigrant children!
@Courage Karnga - That's pretty much what I was going to say!
Jimmy had to be the one that remembered that episode of Match Game 😅
I thought a moot was when trees got together to talk about if they should attack trump tower. TIL
😆
I wish the Ents would trample Trumpuman!
@@54markl Treebeard 2020!
@Jason Carter Love the saying! It is bang on. Watching all the craziness from Canada
Never thought I'd hear an immigration control plan that made his family separation policy seem empathic, but there we are.
It's like I keep saying: he can have this. All I want is for him and his goons to be thrown in first.
I love your name xD
No, no, not "back into the wild", directly to jail for him and those who have helped.
Literally the biggest dumbass criminal. Should be fed to alligators
If you turned Trump into the wild he wouldn't last long.
I enjoy watching the Orange One come undone.
"Now open your mouth for some more subpoenas"
Nobody has been tougher on Russia. I wonder if he's ever heard of the Cuban missile crisis?
I wonder if he's ever heard of Stalin?
No because he doesn't listen
Reagan was also, He probably had a lot to do with the demise of the Soviet Union!
ask Trumps best friend Putin there is a real love affair
YES BRILLIANT
That conversation was perfect! I'm a stable genius! I deserve an A+ I hire the best people! Next week I'm gonna Fire 🔥 Mike Pompeo and hire Dennis Rodman
Gator Gate. ✌🙂✌
Build the swamp, build the swamp
Build the swamp, build the swamp
And send you and your family to take swimming lesson !!!
There’s gonna end up being a moose and a goose loose aboot the moot
The only one going crazy are the liberals chimps. Whatever happened to russiagate eh? This will be another L for the leftist scum.
Libtards losing their commie minds since 2016 lols!
Syrup_in_my_TUM
Toot toot!
jo pump
Can’t come up with better material? LMMFAO!
@@keirfarnum6811 Ask your loony buddies... They've been deluding themselves for the past 2 and a half years.
This is 1 of my favorite episodes! Its literally hysterical 🤣
A Canadian Moot is filled with Maple Syrup....every good Canadian knows that 🇨🇦
Not to forget the sea otters and beavers. Who doesn’t like a nice Canadian beaver?
trump's moat idea was moot from the start
And we all wish he were mute!
I read Gatorade lol anyone else?
lmao..me too. Started wondering what the hell he had against Gatorade now.
No?! Of course not!..
Me too
Me too
😍
Can you IMAGINE if Obama had said about anything at all, just ask Putin, he'll tell you I'm right? SMH
“The Schiff is hitting the tan.”
Excellent! But it went by too fast!
Do people not realize that there are TUNNELS. No matter what you do people will find a way to get in
Fallon has animals. Corden has Carpool Karaoke, while Jimmy Kimmel has the roasts. Its a latelate party
"never thoughted it"
He said "never thought of it".
Wait what. He wanted wild animals like a Bond villain in his evil lair
Why didn't he ask for sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads?
@@JR-bm8dl Laser beams are biggly extra costs. He can't have that......
I still can't believe this guy is a president. Am I being trolled?
Am I the only one here that wants the old, non political, funny jimmy kimmel back?
Luke Visgatis you mean Kimmel right ? And I totally agree he’s become too much about that and less of a comedian.
@@pearlfischer4528 couldn't agree with you more
The world is out of control at the moment
True that.
"moot" hahaha thats my new favourite wow what a maroon.
Uh, I think you mean "maron," ya dumy 🙄
@@avamasquerade You're clearly not a Bugs Bunny fan. Let me translate - "maroon" is Bugs' version of the word "moron."
@raddocnate I had to help her out, she was obviously lost. She probably should have taken a left at Albuquerque.
@@Dakhoth 🤣
I honestly hope trump gets impeached... just think of how shattering that will be to his ego... Thinks he's god's gift to humanity I swear...
Do you think his ego can actually be hurt? He is a delusional narcissist.
Just think how shattering it’ll be when he wins in 2020 😂
Trump has broken liberals brains - Jimmy dore
Sadly he'll never take responsibility or have any accountability, it will someone else's fault, he did nothing wrong! He's being persecuted. We're living the Caine Mutiny
VOTE 2020!! End gop chaos and corruption
"Just ask Putin"
Hey Vladimir, who's gonna win in 2020?
Well... if the Democrats keep nominating crypto-republicans, sadly and depressingly, Trump will. Again.
Vladdy Laddie ! 😜
It is so annoying how only Jimmy's videos trigger auto caption!
Yea ive been wondering the same thing and wont be able to turn it off permanently either for some reason o.O
He cut Fema’s budget for his stupid wall and Dorian hit my family down south hard so fema who would provide food and medicine can’t help my family and he said my family should leave when the area has been my family’s home since this place was known as the 13 colonies I hate his guts
I'm really sorry to hear that. Is anyone helping?
I don’t know
Perry Stone my bad I heard my mother wrong
Jimmy’s quips and jokes are hilarious. He’s so quick with the best Trump puns.
you realize he has writers .......
Just watching him deny it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. It looks literally like a cartoon so funny 🤣
kudos for the match game reference lol
We apologize Finland. This is our mad, mad, mad, mad world every day.
And, if I may say so, we apologize to all the other reasonable people, too!
@Palaven Thanks, dear. I agree completely. He is trying to throw away the Constitution and be a dictator. It's just horrible. And, it's alarming that so many people get on board and defend him. Reasonable people are hoping to vote him out if he isn't removed first. Him getting removed after impeachment is iffy, since the Senate has protected him all along. Please keep sending good vibes. I think shared intentions and encouragement help a lot.
It's ok, we know 😏
Jimmy, you don't need to pay so many writers for the show. Hire orange man directly. Why need for a middle man?!
Unfortunately, Trump is busy right now, saving America from Obama and Hillary, apparently.
"I didn't want snakes and gators, I'm not that tough on the border....I only wanted to use deadly Military force" -Trump
Accurate.
😂😂
"I call dibs, this phrase is mine and you can't have it. What phrase, you ask? Don't worry about it, just
"Open your Mouth fa some mo Subpoenas!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!
I’m starting a charity for Mexicans affected by this moat it’s going to be called Gatorade
Gatoraid
We don't call him Dumb Donald for no reason...
As Chump is talking that Wall Street ticker in the corner of the tv screen displays lower and lower numbers.
You have no compassion towards the millions of people a bad economy will effect. In real America, lots of people live paycheck to paycheck. You are not of sound mind if you think a recession is good for this country.
Bruh how is this dude still the president 😂
America loves dumb presidents.. they dont want a smart guy in office I guess.
whyu Madtho
We didn't even want Trump. Our system is ducked up.
@@AmbyJeans nobody wanted donald!.. but he won as president hahah.. shows how much america really cares for their people! 10 billion people and they chose donald lmfao
How is he still not in a nursing home?
It's an outdated ridiculous system. It's the Electoral College. 97,000 people elected him.
I'm surprised trump doesn't call him, "Vladimir."
His wife calls him Vladimir ,in the intimacy of their bed room .
lol behind closed doors
We need the jimmy kimmel show in the UK 🇬🇧
Did he ask the Finnish leader how to rake forests?
RAKE NEWS!
The funny thing about Trump saying the moat thing was a lie is that it's the kind of thing you can totally picture him saying; it's just so him! And all those sources? This is how they cope with being his minions and not cracking a smile in his meetings!
Yes because “multiple sources” have never lied...
The left spread lies about Trump all the time, lies that if we’re true, would get him impeached. Do you know why he hasn’t been impeached? Because the rumours are lies that will never be confirmed. It IS the biggest political witch hunt ever. The media are trying their absolute hardest to spread lies about Trump and his supporters. Turning “comedy shows” into propaganda tools, brainwashing the youths etc.
@@stefanlofven2986 Haha...Donny, is that you? BTW....to answer your question "Do you know why he hasn’t been impeached?"...well, because, only now that darn inquiry has started, so Donny, you have lied once again!
Libtards losing their commie minds since 2016 lols!
Janko Ivkovic I have no idea who Donny is. But anyway, what I’m saying is that the left have been pushing an impeachment for a while now, but nothing has happened until now. But I can with certainty say Trump is not getting impeached ever. Mark my words.
Kate Coombs he wouldn’t have gotten into so much detail about it today if it was a lie
Trump: Ask Finland's President a question!😡
*OK. Did you really tell our President that, in Finland, you prevent forest fires by raking the forest floor?* 🤔
Suzy Q
I totally forgot about that!
Rose S
I wish I could. That was infuriating. The sun was blotted out of the sky for days with smoke and this asshat decides to make it political.
That was so funny. We had a blast, although I kind of felt sorry for our president that he had to comment about it afterwards.
Chalchiuhtlicue
Hey, I understand. We get forest fires here in NZ and Australia too, and often collaborate on containing them too. More a comment on the non-stop scandals and stupidity of Trump. Hard to keep track sometimes. Kia kaha California 🇳🇿
Absolutely perfect for self impeachment!
LOL Jimmy is the BEST