Second Whistle Blown on Donald Trump

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @ebbyc1817
    @ebbyc1817 5 лет назад +324

    "I'm only interested in, corruption. I don't care about, politics"
    Indeed.

    • @cheatinjoebiden4806
      @cheatinjoebiden4806 5 лет назад

      Jimmy Kimmel of Pedowood has so much to lose from a Trump-run government. His punditry is unsurprising.

    • @Sargethe1st
      @Sargethe1st 5 лет назад +1

      Ebby C , yeah, the whole world knows 🤨🧐😏, duh.

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 5 лет назад +6

      @@cheatinjoebiden4806
      Everyone does, jackass.

    • @dons106
      @dons106 5 лет назад +2

      @schwadaddy81 Hamburders...

    • @i.i.iiii.i.i
      @i.i.iiii.i.i 5 лет назад +3

      God blesh the Unishes Shtatesh.

  • @DANNYonPC
    @DANNYonPC 5 лет назад +241

    ''I don't care about politics'' - Donald Trump
    Yes, we know.

    • @ramsesjfg7668
      @ramsesjfg7668 5 лет назад +5

      @Adi-LMNOP You can't expect much fom these bright bulbs

    • @mortalclown3812
      @mortalclown3812 5 лет назад +1

      @@ramsesjfg7668 fom 🤦

    • @worldfamousgamer9191
      @worldfamousgamer9191 5 лет назад +3

      @ ur ignorant ass is whats wrong with america

    • @ramsesjfg7668
      @ramsesjfg7668 5 лет назад +1

      @ Funny how you're quick to roll all Trump supporters into a ball and make assumptions about them. You will find more integrity in people who support your President than in people who just sit there and criticize the person who is fighting for them.

    • @NoctumusTV
      @NoctumusTV 5 лет назад +3

      At this point, being a Trump supporter is 100% equivalent to telling everyone around you that you're mentally developed as a 10-year-old. Unfortunately, for this exact reason they truly
      cannot see just how stupid and embarrassing they make themselves look when they try to defend him.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +1153

    "I'm only interested in corruption..."
    Committing it? yeah, we know.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +45

      And proudly confessing it on national TV!

    • @bethy-lou3307
      @bethy-lou3307 5 лет назад +8

      @@blehblah9233
      You can do it yourself. Tap the video, you will see three vertical dots. Tap the dots, a menu will pop up. Tap captions and a menu will give you a choice of options. Tap "Turn Captions off." Good luck. If that doesn't work go to settings and turn them off there.

    • @FGP_Pro
      @FGP_Pro 5 лет назад +23

      @RV Caballero That's some nice whataboutism. Putin's proud of you, brainwashed minion.

    • @FGP_Pro
      @FGP_Pro 5 лет назад +31

      @RV Caballero And, sorry, but the Klan are conservatives and always have been, you pathetic moron.

    • @karinbarger9192
      @karinbarger9192 5 лет назад +15

      New Message, I think that may have been the second truth he’s uttered in the last 3 years. The first being,” I love the uneducated.”

  • @NassusTV
    @NassusTV 5 лет назад +366

    “I’m only interested in corruption, some would say I’m the best at corruption”

    • @jaswmclark
      @jaswmclark 5 лет назад +6

      @Hal Jordan " GREAT AND UNMATCHED WISDOM ? " CIRCLE THE WAGONS AND FIRE INWARDS !

    • @gabrielladots5990
      @gabrielladots5990 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
      @JohnDoe-jh5yr 5 лет назад

      The biggest corruption you've ever seen. 10/10, would collude.

    • @husseinmohammed1431
      @husseinmohammed1431 5 лет назад +1

      Believe me!

    • @lindacurtsinger3637
      @lindacurtsinger3637 5 лет назад

      I'm worried he will sail us out to ISIS my sis is Salem on a cemetery lot her middle name is Làfey scared me he Nick name is càndy like Andy beàsher

  • @ih8tusernam3s
    @ih8tusernam3s 5 лет назад +170

    "...my great and unmatched wisdom" this guy is off the rails; textbook narcissist.

    • @quizzabella
      @quizzabella 5 лет назад +11

      Who says that? Even the Dali Lama is probably going "whoa dude, I'd be embarrassed if people said that about me, let alone saying it myself". Trump's been going off the rails for a while but the impeachment looming has made him go full on Loony Tunes. For goodness sake America, put the orange thing in a nursing home before he starts messing with the nuclear codes.

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 5 лет назад +5

      @quizzabella Haha, I honestly thought you were going to say "before he starts messing his diapers!😆 😆

    • @quizzabella
      @quizzabella 5 лет назад

      Why not both?

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 лет назад +4

      That part honestly made me think for a few seconds that it must be the setup to a joke rather than a real tweet. "Even _Donald_ wouldn't go that f...well, actually, he probably would."

    • @markdouglas481
      @markdouglas481 5 лет назад

      it's sarcasm, moron.....liberals are so stupid..

  • @anniealbaugh555
    @anniealbaugh555 5 лет назад +68

    He gets crazier by the day and at this point,.... you’re like how is that even possible ? !!! God help the USA 🇺🇸

    • @professorfoxtrot
      @professorfoxtrot 5 лет назад +1

      A crazy good economy and crazy border protection!

    • @SheilaR.08
      @SheilaR.08 5 лет назад +5

      @@professorfoxtrot Nah, just crazy. Our country is teetering on the verge of constitutional crisis as the unfit, willfully ignorant man-child plays footsie with thugs, abandons strategic allies, and scapegoats refugees and immigrants to fluff his racist base. What a dark time to be American.

    • @professorfoxtrot
      @professorfoxtrot 5 лет назад +2

      @@SheilaR.08 Constitutional crisis? That's odd, given that the constitution was founded on defending America from invasion (See Federalist 10). Not one ounce of faux sympathy is owed to illegal immigrants who don't respect our laws enough to apply LEGALLY. The only thing that is racist is that Democrats believe certain races have a special and inherent right to violate American sovereignty, where it would be completely unacceptable for everyone else.

    • @SheilaR.08
      @SheilaR.08 5 лет назад +5

      @@professorfoxtrot You're delusional, as expected from one who crows about the constitution while supporting a grifting, unqualified, racist, xenophobic, misogynistic serial sexual predator and compulsive liar. Even genuine conservatives who value country over party are aghast at this clown. Those who back him are either ignorant, willfully or otherwise, or view him as a Trojan horse to put forth their shitty agendas, many times pretending to be christian, which beggars belief. Either way, history will not be kind, as deserved.

    • @professorfoxtrot
      @professorfoxtrot 5 лет назад

      ​@@SheilaR.08 Yet another cult member decrying sexism and xenophobia from the pews of the Church of Woke. Political correctness is the new McCarthyism. Yet ironically, it is the left that are all these things. Would you be condemning Trump as a racist and sexist if he weren't a white male? Aye, there's the rub.
      The Democratic party has no present and no future. The future Democratic party learns nothing from Martin Luther King and views individuals solely on group identity and not content of character. While the future Dems appear to be protesters, their identity politics are creating a race to the bottom- where wealth and power are determined not by merit, but by how victimized one feels by their group identity. This will inevitably lead to in-party fighting among Democrats as we're starting to see when AOC and Kamala Harris accuse Pelosi and Schumer of racism.
      Trump is ahead of the curve and ahead of his time.

  • @jamesl9371
    @jamesl9371 5 лет назад +174

    I’m only interested in corruption. I love ❤️ corruption. I’m the best at corruption. Nobody does corruption like me

  • @AThagoras
    @AThagoras 5 лет назад +66

    "I'm only interested in corruption". Yes corruption does seem to be his number one priority.
    He corrupts everything he touches.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +224

    Destroy Turkey's economy? He's gonna run for office in Turkey?!?!

    • @NARNONDU
      @NARNONDU 5 лет назад +13

      😂

    • @aleyahaforlife
      @aleyahaforlife 5 лет назад +8

      @RUclips Moderator that was Trumplthinskins assertion, not libs. Pay attention.

    • @uzi6497
      @uzi6497 5 лет назад +7

      lmao trumps a joke honestl. sending threats around on twitter. im young and i swear when i get into a fight i barely talk to the guy on phone. because if theres one thing ive learnt is that barking dogs dont bite

    • @smaragdwolf1
      @smaragdwolf1 5 лет назад +1

      Not even the Turkish People would be SO stupid to elect Trump.
      And iam talking about the People who voted for a Law, that basically erased Democracy and give the President most of the Power in the Country.

    • @w1tchmom
      @w1tchmom 5 лет назад +3

      Doesn't tRump have hotels in Turkey? Just sayin'

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula 5 лет назад +36

    "If that gun isn't smoking, it's vaping like a mother right now."

  • @JonStark117
    @JonStark117 5 лет назад +101

    I can’t believe Eric Trump tried to use that as an argument...I think everyone in that room, and watching the interview...was thinking the same thing.

    • @mcreyrey
      @mcreyrey 5 лет назад +2

      I can.

    • @killerjoke2945
      @killerjoke2945 5 лет назад +6

      Well he is the dumb one in a family of morons.... that says a lot.

    • @jillmorrow7422
      @jillmorrow7422 5 лет назад +5

      We don't have to imagine Eric not knowing anything about Child Cancer or Charities 😑

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 5 лет назад +3

      I didn't even know Eric was allowed to talk.

    • @ericno4u
      @ericno4u 5 лет назад +1

      @@notsure1969 when there is literally no one else..he gets the call.

  • @DaveLugo79
    @DaveLugo79 5 лет назад +154

    I mean technically he is correct that his wisdom is unmatched.
    No one over the age of 5 is as voluntarily ignorant as he is.

    • @easypeasy9584
      @easypeasy9584 5 лет назад

      and who made you the judge

    • @vmo2851
      @vmo2851 5 лет назад +17

      @@easypeasy9584 common sense made him the judge

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain 5 лет назад +64

    I've lived through Nixon and Clinton, and like them or hate them, I found varying things worth respecting about both.
    I can't say the same for Trump. He's devoid of any redeemable qualities.

    • @LAVIN20
      @LAVIN20 5 лет назад +7

      I agree. Republican or Democrat this is our country we are talking about

    • @eatmyshortsss4755
      @eatmyshortsss4755 5 лет назад +2

      Appreciate your honesty

  • @josephbanet5410
    @josephbanet5410 5 лет назад +19

    “Grab em by the subpoena.” Good one Jimmy 😂

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 5 лет назад +325

    "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it."
    -Lindsey Graham, May 3, 2016
    Looks like Nostradumbass was right! 👍

    • @holamoco
      @holamoco 5 лет назад +13

      @J. A. Stupid fascist

    •  5 лет назад +11

      @J. A. lmao coming from the cult land of copy and paste cough 8chan. what are you gunna say orange man bad next amirite?

    • @robertquick6690
      @robertquick6690 5 лет назад +8

      @J. A. Stands for Jack Ass... Whoda thunk... But seein' how your so far up drumpf's ass, be sure to say hello to Hannity.

    • @ricklozano50
      @ricklozano50 5 лет назад +1

      A. trump is mr honesty?

    • @IcemanJuice
      @IcemanJuice 5 лет назад +8

      J. A. Lindsay graham said that. Is Lindsay a corrupt democrat too?

  • @shauncampbell4371
    @shauncampbell4371 5 лет назад +45

    “Pride goeth before destruction and a haughty spirit before a fall. - Proverbs 16:18

    • @sherryburrows2252
      @sherryburrows2252 5 лет назад +3

      Well, the senile, ancient warlock of the 700 Club warned that Rump was risking "losing God's mandate"

    • @shauncampbell4371
      @shauncampbell4371 5 лет назад +2

      ZENSIBLE not my words, just quoting them from the Bible as they are appropriate in this case. Trump’s fall is coming.

  • @kushagrachaturvedy2821
    @kushagrachaturvedy2821 5 лет назад +311

    "I'm only interested in corruption."
    If so, then you can charge yourself with it.

    • @carlive9532
      @carlive9532 5 лет назад +4

      Trump is only interested in corruption on his political rivals.

    • @andrewfrancis3683
      @andrewfrancis3683 5 лет назад +1

      All politicians should do so. All of them are evil.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +7

      Especially because you keep blatantly committing and confessing to crimes!

    • @matsheen2564
      @matsheen2564 5 лет назад +1

      He has not broken a law. So why would he?

    • @Michael-yl2iq
      @Michael-yl2iq 5 лет назад +1

      Why that is the relevant statement is this, if Trump was looking into Ukraine for his campaign it is wrong and illegal, if Trump was looking into corruption issues in Ukraine it is right and legal. You may think your comment cute but it doesn't really address the importance of that fact.

  • @dirtbiketours
    @dirtbiketours 5 лет назад +569

    ""If you like Subpoena Colada's & gettin' caught in U-kraine..."

    • @justinstevenson2061
      @justinstevenson2061 5 лет назад +8

      dirtbiketours haha I’m sure you should get some likes. Best comment lol

    • @randyjax09
      @randyjax09 5 лет назад +7

      Bahahahaha that was great 🤣

    • @meljamz
      @meljamz 5 лет назад +6

      Really clever!!!!!

    • @gentillygirl545
      @gentillygirl545 5 лет назад +10

      They'll cuff me and rough me and I'll be in deep pain.

    • @camctrail
      @camctrail 5 лет назад +2

      @Pat Micucci well, both of them are

  • @mg19cal
    @mg19cal 5 лет назад +191

    "Great and unmatched wisdom?"
    Yeah, if we're comparing it to 2 year olds

    • @aladdinsane848
      @aladdinsane848 5 лет назад +29

      that´s an insult to all 2years old kids... even 2 year old oppossums

    • @BrokeredHeart
      @BrokeredHeart 5 лет назад +31

      My two year old nephew knows how to share, how to say thank you, and he can close an umbrella with ease.

    • @joybrautigam9529
      @joybrautigam9529 5 лет назад +15

      that's an insult to 2 year olds. How about morons?

    • @wlee6685
      @wlee6685 5 лет назад +13

      "Great and unmatched wisdom" man talk about your freakin super ego's.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 5 лет назад +6

      Richard Parker, sad but true.

  • @spaceballs44
    @spaceballs44 5 лет назад +28

    After Donald is out I’m sure there’s going to be laws put into place where the President does not get this much power.

    • @dg.262
      @dg.262 3 года назад +1

      spaceballs44:
      July 2021 , I keeper wondering when this is going to happen. We can't ever let tRump take the oath of office or anyone of his minions.

  • @leetraviusmckay314
    @leetraviusmckay314 5 лет назад +150

    Trump "I do care about corruption"
    Kimmel "so do we and that's why you're getting impeached"

    • @abraxas546
      @abraxas546 5 лет назад

      okay 👍🏻

    • @philliesphan312
      @philliesphan312 5 лет назад

      Well jimmy is constitutional scholar so if he says Trump will be impeached then I have to listen. I think he went to law school during the man show.

  • @gloriamaggs5453
    @gloriamaggs5453 5 лет назад +1

    Oh God....I could listen to Jim my Kimmel forever! Always a hoot! G.

  • @epicon6
    @epicon6 5 лет назад +70

    ”I only care about corruption” :) we can see that :)

    • @1911GreaterThanALL
      @1911GreaterThanALL 5 лет назад

      Evidence? Oh yea Mueller said there wasn't any.

    • @1911GreaterThanALL
      @1911GreaterThanALL 5 лет назад

      @NonyaBusiness! you need evidence....you lack evidence.

    • @jeffreyglenellen1188
      @jeffreyglenellen1188 5 лет назад

      1911GreaterThanALL evidence? Don’t worry, I won’t even attempt to have a civilized conversation with you, can’t convince the clueless

    • @1911GreaterThanALL
      @1911GreaterThanALL 5 лет назад

      @@jeffreyglenellen1188 way to dodge the argument but ok.

  • @rebeccahopkins9522
    @rebeccahopkins9522 5 лет назад +72

    “...like it was one of his casinos in Atlantic City” 💀

    • @thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
      @thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 5 лет назад

      The fakes are not going to stop the great Trump. You can dance with me after my 2020 win.

    • @MonstersOfTheUniverse
      @MonstersOfTheUniverse 5 лет назад

      Rebecca Hopkins if you watch the dramatized and paraphrased version by schiff ....
      Stop drinking the msinstream kool aid....
      The msm is dead set against trump because he promised to drain the swamp

    •  5 лет назад +1

      @@MonstersOfTheUniverse hey fox and friends is on, it's ok we know you can''t think for yourself incel pansey

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 5 лет назад +81

    "I, in my great and unmatched wisdom", have yet to learn how to work an umbrella. I also said our troops manned the airports, and rammed the ramparts, during the Revolutionary War. Now, I'm just waiting for my Mensa invite.👍Gah Blesh da Unidesh Schaces! 🇺🇸

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 5 лет назад +2

      Commander in Thief Covfefe drinker and his followers will be upset by this post.

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ 5 лет назад +2

      @@kbanghart Oh well, it's not as if I've made any of it up, Trump did and said these things... Be mad at Dear Leader, not the one who pointed it out. 🤷🏼‍♀️ (Well, I did make up the Mensa part, but I'm sure he thinks he's smart enough.😉 Spoiler alert: He's wrong.🤭)
      Take care, Plen122!
      Have a good night!✌️💜 🇺🇸

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ 5 лет назад +3

      @ Thanks John! Trump's like a 24 hour a day, real life SNL skit! 😉 He is a bottomless pit of comedy material.

    • @collinscollins5595
      @collinscollins5595 5 лет назад +1

      knuckles magee yeah he does. He is making a joke out of the United States of America. Hope you are not a commie.

    • @bajaboy27
      @bajaboy27 5 лет назад +1

      You're a savage! 😂

  • @furball8967
    @furball8967 5 лет назад +32

    This is one of Jimmy’s BEST performanes....Trump provides the best mateterial. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @advsenzoncube5869
    @advsenzoncube5869 5 лет назад +22

    Coughing and breaking wind at the same time? Wow!

  • @KenHeslip
    @KenHeslip 5 лет назад +46

    "So much wisdom that I know everyone just LOVES a bragger."

  • @izzybrown3218
    @izzybrown3218 5 лет назад +28

    thank you jimmy kimmel for discussing this crap and making it funny

  • @frankie1012
    @frankie1012 5 лет назад +39

    Why is he screaming with a deep throat voice during chopper talk? He truly is losing his mind.

    • @dorien7480
      @dorien7480 5 лет назад +6

      He lost his mind a long time ago, as he ever had one😉

    • @frankie1012
      @frankie1012 5 лет назад +2

      Daniel Chen.... I love that. Absolutely perfect trump brain description.

  • @markamark123
    @markamark123 5 лет назад +256

    “Last November I pardoned the Turkey. This year no more!”

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +12

      "Unless the turkey pays in cash!"

    • @melissaspier4840
      @melissaspier4840 5 лет назад +3

      @@melihozturk2619 he's talking about the BIRD ... TURKEY... we bake... fry... roast... for Thanksgiving.... NOW say something like.... SORRY 🤷‍♀️

    • @melihozturk2619
      @melihozturk2619 5 лет назад +6

      @@melissaspier4840 Kinda woosh huh? Lmao sorry but still America's kurdish allies are terrorists.

    • @IcemanJuice
      @IcemanJuice 5 лет назад +3

      Those turkeys have been receiving a free ride from U.S. taxpayers for far too long. No more! And Canada will pay to have her slaughtered!

    • @melissaspier4840
      @melissaspier4840 5 лет назад +1

      @@melihozturk2619 and thanx for the apology.... sorry about the fun being lobbed against TURKEY (the bird) I'm not familiar enough with the dictator of Turkey the country... however as AMERICANS in the MILITARY means that you don't LEAVE... no man left behind...

  • @jasoncarter1869
    @jasoncarter1869 5 лет назад +78

    "I don't care about politics...I only care about corruption"
    I mean you're so good at corruption...of course you care about it...

    • @ishawnj2920
      @ishawnj2920 5 лет назад +1

      @Adi-LMNOP Yep, Biden too Trumps just stupider at it.

  • @leetraviusmckay314
    @leetraviusmckay314 5 лет назад +404

    "he will run Turkey into the ground like it was one of his casinos in Atlantic City"

    • @jackm1091
      @jackm1091 5 лет назад +7

      @RUclips Moderator Did you even watch the video?

    • @-theislander-5888
      @-theislander-5888 5 лет назад +17

      RUclips Moderator my ass hair is more inspiring.

    • @jackm1091
      @jackm1091 5 лет назад +9

      @RUclips Moderator Ah, I see. You're either light-speed stupid, or a half-assed troll. Either way, not worth any reasonable person's time.

    •  5 лет назад

      That's only the beginning. He'll do the same with Social Security, healthcare, education, the economy. In fact, he already has.

    •  5 лет назад +2

      @RUclips Moderator You live in a Gulag

  • @Kittyspit562
    @Kittyspit562 5 лет назад +2

    I love how your show has become my new news channel. Great stuff Jimmy!

  • @shakthidhasan4544
    @shakthidhasan4544 5 лет назад +27

    I've subscribed and there is no way in hell im closing my eyes when this train wreck comes on. Kimmel is hilarious.

  • @JaimeMesChiens
    @JaimeMesChiens 5 лет назад +52

    When I first read “my great and unmatched wisdom,” I HONESTLY thought that I was reading a spoof account.
    I am serious.

    • @ddigiorgio8438
      @ddigiorgio8438 5 лет назад

      Yes, I thought it was a spoof on the Wizard of Oz - man behind the curtain - the great and powerful OZ" - a charlatan.

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 5 лет назад

      Me too! Sadly that is the norm now...What used to look like an obvious SNL sketch...

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 5 лет назад +1

      @V. V Yup. Birtherism, intelligent design, trickle down economics. Heck, liberals even elected a guy who'd been bankrupt 5 times!!! They'll fall for anything.

    • @cmnsnserite9944
      @cmnsnserite9944 4 года назад

      @V. V how sad that u must put forth effort to defend such an idiot

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +22

    He misspelled 'Greatly Unhinged'.

  • @nayinayi1
    @nayinayi1 5 лет назад +16

    Those children will sue their parents when they grow up - who made them stand behind that lunatic!!!

    • @kimclark1352
      @kimclark1352 5 лет назад +1

      I know what is it that he always has random Black people standing behind him?

    • @nayinayi1
      @nayinayi1 5 лет назад +1

      ​@@kimclark1352​Using them as props for political gains! That whole thing was cringe worthy!

    • @kimclark1352
      @kimclark1352 5 лет назад

      @@nayinayi1 And also Pathetic

  • @thomashughes_teh
    @thomashughes_teh 5 лет назад +199

    Reminder: The Wizard of Oz floated away on an uncontrollable balloon full of hot air and the fan base was just fine without him.

    • @johnandersen6752
      @johnandersen6752 5 лет назад +3

      Thomas Hughes Joe Biden needed brain surgery a few decades back, Sanders had heart surgery, and Warren needs courage. Who's got the ruby red slippers?

    • @collinscollins5595
      @collinscollins5595 5 лет назад +5

      John Andersen oh I am sure trump does because he is a whiny, victimized girly man according to what he says. Poor , poor whiny little girl.And he did say he is a witch. Talking about the witch-hunt. And he has been caught.

    • @collinscollins5595
      @collinscollins5595 5 лет назад +2

      John Andersen trump defiantly has the red slippers . But he ain’t returning to Kansas. Although they clash with his orange face. Definitely not becoming of a wannabe dictator.

    • @bettym.3996
      @bettym.3996 5 лет назад +2

      @@johnandersen6752 Well...i suppose he still needs the brain so the red slippers must belong to the real Americans, whether Democrat or Republican or Otherwise who know in our hearts he's a dictator having a wet dream. Maybe Carson can do the operation.

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 5 лет назад +1

      monokhem he’s referring to the movie, not the books

  • @WillNewcomb
    @WillNewcomb 5 лет назад +7

    This should be hilarious, but it's downright terrifying!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 5 лет назад +81

    At this rate, Donald will be on the cover of "Doing Time" magazine.
    Inmate of the Year, 2020!

  • @cheknfaks
    @cheknfaks 5 лет назад +9

    Yes, he's obliterated Turkey before..And it was the entire turkey at Thanksgiving. Total annihilation.

  • @hodaka1000
    @hodaka1000 5 лет назад +24

    Corruption? Oh you mean golf at Mar a Lago at the tax payers expense.

    • @alanmorris4895
      @alanmorris4895 5 лет назад

      hodaka1000 every president goes on vacations on the taxpayers expense. So thats a really good point

    • @alanmorris4895
      @alanmorris4895 5 лет назад

      monokhem when did clinton or obama own property own property to bill?

  • @americanboy7040
    @americanboy7040 5 лет назад +23

    DT: “I have done it!”
    What have you done?
    When?
    where?
    How?
    Any proof(s)?

    • @naotamf1588
      @naotamf1588 5 лет назад

      so you agree that your president is an empty bag of farts? If the words of your highest representative are meaningless and are not "supposed" to be taken serious, than be not surpriesed to be treated as a joke by the international community as well.
      He is now clearly handing Putin everything over. They probably planed to do that at a calmer pace but now that an impeachment seams close, a totalitarian regime is probably trumps only way out without handcuffs.

  • @1wer819
    @1wer819 5 лет назад +34

    Our children need so much. Mother's need a decent income to be able to provide housing, food and clothing.
    This government talks and talks in between their VERY sustainable meals and meetings in proposterous Frump hotels. Meanwhile...
    I am grateful for nutrition assistance to feed my granddaughter.

  • @spoonface9698
    @spoonface9698 5 лет назад +23

    You can see the kids behind him trying to stifle their laughs when he brought up Kanye West and Kim 😂

    • @jessicabruno1316
      @jessicabruno1316 5 лет назад +3

      This is the dictionary definition of "laughing at you, not laughing with you."

  • @FaithMatini
    @FaithMatini 5 лет назад +3

    What did the 700 club guy say at the end? I couldn’t understand him.

  • @exdoode
    @exdoode 5 лет назад

    I have to say, I really like Jimmy Kimmel... it doesn't get much better than this!!

  • @kiltxan1642
    @kiltxan1642 5 лет назад +37

    Why are the captions on automatically for Jimmy Kimmel???

    • @LeoDeStino
      @LeoDeStino 5 лет назад

      So they can watch it people with hearing issues.

    • @kiltxan1642
      @kiltxan1642 5 лет назад +2

      @@LeoDeStino The option is there to turn it on if they want to. Majority of people dont have hearing issues.

    • @annek1226
      @annek1226 5 лет назад +2

      Turn them off! Simple! Tap on video, tap on three dots in right hand corner, tap on captions, tap off!

    • @kiltxan1642
      @kiltxan1642 5 лет назад +1

      @@annek1226 Ain't nobody got time for that!

  • @katiewenta
    @katiewenta 5 лет назад +11

    Key position in a political system. “I don’t care about politics.”
    Preschool teacher: “I don’t care about children.”
    Oi.

  • @flaviantropy
    @flaviantropy 5 лет назад +73

    "Can you blow my whistle baby" - Flo Rida

    • @SliceofBread123
      @SliceofBread123 5 лет назад +1

      Great song, great song

    • @brianralph5036
      @brianralph5036 5 лет назад

      he wants to know the whistle blowers name because he thinks it's a porn star

  • @deniseboldea1624
    @deniseboldea1624 5 лет назад +6

    Somewhere in the great beyond, Caligula is looking down saying "Yay! I'm no longer the craziest ruler in History!"

  • @itsallGudmin
    @itsallGudmin 5 лет назад +60

    IMPEACH

    • @Saltie
      @Saltie 5 лет назад +2

      sayesh shrestha y? He made America way better than it has been

    • @societynewsnetwork5973
      @societynewsnetwork5973 5 лет назад +13

      @@Saltie what the hell you been smoking? I need some that you Trump ass kisser

    • @moreland3315
      @moreland3315 5 лет назад

      @@societynewsnetwork5973 i mean they are not lying since trump has been president tthe unemployment rates went down, Almost 4 million jobs created since the 2016 election, Almost 3.9 million Americans have been lifted off food stamps since the election, We reformed the Medicare program to stop hospitals from overcharging low-income seniors on their drugs-saving seniors hundreds of millions of dollars this year alone.

    • @randomname6475
      @randomname6475 5 лет назад +4

      @@Saltie Because he violated the law. More than once. The President isn't immune from being held accountable. It's the duty of the government and of the American people to hold representatives accountable for their actions. Trump has allowed corruption to run rampant and he's conducted himself like a mob boss. Hes unfit to serve. It's simple.

    • @collinscollins5595
      @collinscollins5595 5 лет назад

      Saltie What you want communism?

  • @ufftatabummbumm
    @ufftatabummbumm 5 лет назад +44

    Trump: “I'm only interested in corruption.“
    First time he told the truth lol

  • @Kelz_X
    @Kelz_X 5 лет назад +47

    I love how the woman is staring at Trump in the thumbnail 🤣

    • @dontreadmypicture4835
      @dontreadmypicture4835 5 лет назад

      ƉОƝƬ ᎡⴹΔⅮ Ɱұ ᑌᏚⵟⱤƝАⱮ⋿

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC 5 лет назад

      Who is she?

    • @FJB_USA_1ST
      @FJB_USA_1ST 5 лет назад +1

      @@M_SC God knows

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC 5 лет назад +1

      Oh I see she’s a conservative. Ew.

    • @MikeyJoJo6385
      @MikeyJoJo6385 5 лет назад

      Esther B. Ew what?

  • @billthecat666
    @billthecat666 5 лет назад +4

    He was only kidding is a great defense. Can the rest of us use that in court?

  • @teresem9674
    @teresem9674 5 лет назад +18

    Lock HIM Up!!!!

  • @bethhayes2152
    @bethhayes2152 4 года назад

    Jimmy.kimmel is brilliant hits the nail on the head every time.

  • @Watch_Dog_World
    @Watch_Dog_World 5 лет назад +15

    He is right no one in this world has any match with his WISDOM!

    • @rhondah1587
      @rhondah1587 5 лет назад +1

      You might find a few in a mental hospital. LOL

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander 5 лет назад +1

      Or his stupidity (outside of his own family).

    • @Watch_Dog_World
      @Watch_Dog_World 5 лет назад

      @@rhondah1587 In Mental Hospital they don't know whats going on but DT knows his wisdom. LOL

    • @BMORETODAY
      @BMORETODAY 5 лет назад

      Whoa. lol

  • @kelly0088
    @kelly0088 5 лет назад +1

    Love Kimmel!

  • @44SirLoopalot
    @44SirLoopalot 5 лет назад +3

    My suggestion: Gary Busey as Trump.

  • @rheap129
    @rheap129 5 лет назад +14

    "Great and unmatched wisdom...?" This dude thinks he's God...

  • @desmondmilesss6121
    @desmondmilesss6121 5 лет назад +11

    Love Jimmy Kimmel

  • @leadbenefitdirector664
    @leadbenefitdirector664 5 лет назад +2

    Gettimg warmer kimmel

  • @TheFoxisintheHouse
    @TheFoxisintheHouse 5 лет назад +3

    👸 I am the Queen.
    I am declaring a new holiday.
    WHISTLEBLOWER DAY
    Everyone, go buy a whistle.
    BLOW, BLOW, BLOW
    Blow that whistle.

  • @jrbland18
    @jrbland18 5 лет назад +1

    IM SO GLAD YOU TELL US THE TRUTH ABOUT POLITICS. OH AND LOVE YPUR SHOW.

  • @n.g.h.calmarena7013
    @n.g.h.calmarena7013 5 лет назад +11

    "I'm only interested in corruption", (Donald Trump, as above, president of the U.S.) We believe you. (LOL)

  • @gop108
    @gop108 5 лет назад +1

    Let's hope that the beautiful country of America will get interested in STOPPING CORRUPTION 💖💖💖

  • @magicsantos2681
    @magicsantos2681 5 лет назад +23

    We "the people" want him impeached! 👌👍😉
    👇👍

    • @luckyfisher7240
      @luckyfisher7240 5 лет назад +1

      @Jeff Driscoll if the I fukin R S doesn't have a problem with Trump's taxes what exactly is your dumbass going to do with them?! There is no requirement for POTUS to release his personal taxes. None.

  • @fabianfarbeyond558
    @fabianfarbeyond558 5 лет назад +4

    Pat Robertson just SHARTED💨💩on national TV. That's what happens when old men don't retire gracefully.

  • @Chris-hp9be
    @Chris-hp9be 5 лет назад +9

    His last 2 years have taught me to just sit back and enjoy his idiocy

    • @kdogg6781
      @kdogg6781 5 лет назад

      when you say his idiocy.. are you referring to his policies that have lead to lowest unemployment rates in HISTORY... or, the highest economic rates in HISTORY??.. or maybe it's the peace deal he made w n. korea?.. or the trade deals he's made w/ multiple countries?... please.. do share.

    • @Chris-hp9be
      @Chris-hp9be 5 лет назад +1

      Ronald Jones Exactly.?? Okay lets see
      Mexico was supposed to pay for the wall but did not
      Hillary Clinton was suppose to get locked up but is not
      Trickledown economy was supposed to work but it only end up giving the billionaires more tax cut
      He says he has a plan for replacing Obamacare but did not
      Shall i go on.?

  • @Artkidtek
    @Artkidtek 5 лет назад

    The captions are on point, damn. Usually they write the most darndest things in the captions lol

  • @comicgod3378
    @comicgod3378 5 лет назад +27

    I'm calling it right now. Melania Trump is the second whistleblower LOL

    • @chesirecat5827
      @chesirecat5827 5 лет назад

      Spoiler! It's bolton

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 5 лет назад +4

      Comic God. I still think it’s Trump. He is going full Tyler Durden.

    • @comicgod3378
      @comicgod3378 5 лет назад +2

      @@TheKaiTetley LOL so The Whistleblower isn't bipartisan he's bipolar

  • @isabellemessou9024
    @isabellemessou9024 5 лет назад

    Great comments Jimmy.

  • @johnnypunish
    @johnnypunish 5 лет назад +5

    "In my Great and Unmatched Wisdom, I declare Trump is Insane" Signed, Caligula

  • @Sydnysun11
    @Sydnysun11 5 лет назад +9

    He should know a lot about corruption he is the poster child for it!

  • @ryssi8467
    @ryssi8467 5 лет назад +3

    Sometimes I feel like I can hear aunt chippy laughing in the background

  • @FrayJaeBen
    @FrayJaeBen 5 лет назад +9

    "America Deserves Better"!
    Should be Biden's slogan.😂🤣

    • @JSkyGemini
      @JSkyGemini 5 лет назад +2

      Canadian here and the thing I say to my American cousins is You can do better, you can do a Lot better and we all know it.
      I was surprised when Biden showed up to the race, tbh. He seems to be older in his head than in actual years and I can't take him seriously for some reason. Bernie's Nothing like that, always sharp and always on point ...and older than Biden, iirc.

  • @chellebelle914
    @chellebelle914 5 лет назад +48

    God I would love to know what his actual IQ is because I think it's actually LOWER than I thought which is staggering 🤯

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 5 лет назад +2

      @Rob C you're too kind

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 5 лет назад +2

      Well, consider we all know animals that act smarter...

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 5 лет назад

      "bless his heart" - medication can only do so much.

    • @spokoman23
      @spokoman23 5 лет назад +1

      I too am interested in what the IQ of an actual stable genius is

    • @WitzyZed
      @WitzyZed 5 лет назад

      Can this be like one of those games on the price is right? Which is greater, his weight or his IQ. 🤔🤔🤔 HMMMMMMMMM

  • @johnbundner
    @johnbundner 5 лет назад +4

    All we need now is Mr Rogers trolley train to Clarksville to complete our journey!

  • @ConnorMalbeuf
    @ConnorMalbeuf 5 лет назад +10

    Trump has to GO

  • @mrdfac
    @mrdfac 5 лет назад +43

    "I only care about corruption!"
    D.J.Trump.

    • @markrayes2973
      @markrayes2973 5 лет назад +3

      ... because no one is more corrupt than him

    • @garywheeler7039
      @garywheeler7039 5 лет назад +1

      Should be the words on his tombstone!

    • @mikecooper8462
      @mikecooper8462 4 года назад

      ".... and I will commit it to the best of my ability."

  • @karinbarger9192
    @karinbarger9192 5 лет назад +4

    Look at the look on those young people’s faces.

  • @craigr324
    @craigr324 5 лет назад

    I wish they showed jimmy in the uk. I'd definetly watch. 👍

  • @oldrrocr
    @oldrrocr 5 лет назад +3

    Threatening Turkey? Don't we have AF Bases there?
    What a buffoon! "Bless his heart"

  • @gloriamaggs5453
    @gloriamaggs5453 5 лет назад

    Ah Jimmy, you have my heart! Keep up on Trump! Nobody does it better than you! G.

  • @jedi1josh
    @jedi1josh 5 лет назад +4

    Unmatched alright

  • @billwesner6351
    @billwesner6351 5 лет назад +1

    Jimmy can blow my whistle.

  • @StormChasrJosh
    @StormChasrJosh 5 лет назад +25

    Bye bye DT🤷🏻‍♂️ wouldn’t wanna be ya😆

    • @pg9193
      @pg9193 5 лет назад +3

      isn't it "see ya" instead of "bye bye"?!?

    • @justtrumpem4849
      @justtrumpem4849 5 лет назад +2

      Not going anywhere.

    • @justtrumpem4849
      @justtrumpem4849 5 лет назад +1

      @Jeff Driscoll you're the same person that says they will move to Canada.. good luck with that dippy. Their immigration laws are stricter than ours. If you used your brain like the rest of us god fearing conservatives then you would know that. But keep being a brain washed slave to your mainstream media. Have fun voting for pedos.

    • @StormChasrJosh
      @StormChasrJosh 5 лет назад

      P G close enough 😂 where’s Mark Cuban when we need him😭😂 oye I feel y’all I just don’t want Trump killing us

  • @bluetoad2001
    @bluetoad2001 5 лет назад

    the casino gag is pretty funny along with the Wizard. the writers on this show are pretty good. thanks for posting

  • @fredfrond6148
    @fredfrond6148 5 лет назад +3

    Hey brother have you seen the newest Netflix movie: “ORANGE IS THE NEW ORANGE.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Georgebushdidit
    @Georgebushdidit 5 лет назад +1

    Jimmy Kimmel goes OFF

  • @pvthitch
    @pvthitch 5 лет назад +14

    I'm actually impressed that a man his age can squat like that. (not counting football coaches)

    • @M_SC
      @M_SC 5 лет назад +1

      pvthitch most western people cant squat like that. Asian people always sit like that in public because they don’t want to touch the ground. But we stop doing that in about kindergarten

  • @vela-rn2jz
    @vela-rn2jz 5 лет назад +1

    Your the BESt jimmy 🌹

  • @thinkbeyond3457
    @thinkbeyond3457 5 лет назад +12

    Time to bring honesty and integrity to Washington. Yang2020!

    • @g0stn0te
      @g0stn0te 5 лет назад +2

      he has no chance. stop. just stop.

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 5 лет назад +1

      @@g0stn0te not exactly zero, but yeah, slim. Still a good guy tho.

  • @Xergecuz
    @Xergecuz 5 лет назад +2

    Wait, I'm interested in learning more about this shelter network in Mexico.

  • @lindaleelaw5277
    @lindaleelaw5277 5 лет назад +6

    CONGRESS time to tweak the laws to take any President like this out, immediately.

    • @vidyasonavane9602
      @vidyasonavane9602 5 лет назад

      Lindalee Law unfortunately can't happen with the republican thugs in congress...even swamp animals follow nature's laws.

  • @Drnardinov
    @Drnardinov 5 лет назад

    i just skip the vids and go directly to the constantly changing appeals for a thumbs up at the end. Always funny!!!

  • @hippolimbicoVIII
    @hippolimbicoVIII 5 лет назад +9

    Hate the automatic captions wtf!! Love Kimmel though 😊😙

    • @haveagoodday5737
      @haveagoodday5737 5 лет назад

      Turn it off. I have to do it every time

    • @hippolimbicoVIII
      @hippolimbicoVIII 5 лет назад +2

      I do obviously, and that's what bothers me.. that i have to do it every single time.

  • @ebony888
    @ebony888 5 лет назад +1

    That cough shart at the end 😩🤣🤣😂😂