Facts Don't Look Good for Team Trump

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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2024

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  • @pano3607
    @pano3607 5 лет назад +162

    Jimmy’s not pulling any punches these days. I love it!

    • @RCmack
      @RCmack 5 лет назад

      I thought you were talking about Jim Jordan for a second.

  • @o_o231
    @o_o231 5 лет назад +89

    Man Jimmy, your burns are getting roastier and toastier by the second. Lots of love from India

    • @kyngjah3295
      @kyngjah3295 2 года назад

      Reading this comment in an Indian accent makes it so much better

  • @demondogmom7221
    @demondogmom7221 5 лет назад +133

    We all knew he didn't have a heart attack...it would require him to have a heart. A cerebral hemmorage is equally impossible.

  • @poppy5883
    @poppy5883 5 лет назад +88

    Volker and Morrison were guarded when being questioned and not being totally truthful. LT. COL VINDMAN was relaxed and honest when answering questions. Bravo to LT.COL VINDMAN you will be admired by most Americans for telling the truth. Jennifer was totally truthful also another true American. Trump is Guilty.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +3

      We need more real American heroes.

    • @TheMeanArena
      @TheMeanArena 5 лет назад

      Guilty of what? I can't keep track as the accusations of him being guilty of something change weekly.

    • @affinity3281
      @affinity3281 5 лет назад

      I saw the complete opposite. Vindman leaked to the whistleblower.

    • @TheMeanArena
      @TheMeanArena 4 года назад

      @Edward Armstrong And you got all this information from where? None of that is accurate at all. Spoon fed much?

  • @dannmarceau
    @dannmarceau 5 лет назад +567

    Mike Pence will be "Dancing with The Stars" in two years.

    • @docdarlin5491
      @docdarlin5491 5 лет назад +61

      lol, no.
      Mother won't let him dance with girls.

    • @jgs2462
      @jgs2462 5 лет назад +12

      As will Melania.

    • @elvira-irinareisinger6370
      @elvira-irinareisinger6370 5 лет назад +14

      And the female dancer must dress like his MOTHER!

    • @misslanapford9169
      @misslanapford9169 5 лет назад +1

      You'll have to call it, when it happens..

    • @buch1224
      @buch1224 5 лет назад +6

      @@docdarlin5491 He will dance with Sean in a comeback

  • @felixantoinetremblay
    @felixantoinetremblay 5 лет назад +118

    If he says "sir" when "quoting" someone, it is a lie.

  • @edweirdmitchell3095
    @edweirdmitchell3095 5 лет назад +909

    Melania was trying to shock him into a heart attack by calling him darling.

    • @SweetGinRickey
      @SweetGinRickey 5 лет назад +24

      Too bad her plan didn't work...

    • @tonygunk1886
      @tonygunk1886 5 лет назад +13

      I always want to call her/him.. "Man"Lania... my word that jaw line is more manly than Arnold Schwarzenegger

    • @edweirdmitchell3095
      @edweirdmitchell3095 5 лет назад +9

      I love that she waited until he got home to inquire if he was ok- HahHa. Maybe next time.

    • @marcexner1631
      @marcexner1631 5 лет назад +14

      Melanie calling him darling and people calling him sir are dead giveaways that it didn't happen.

    • @egilhansen8857
      @egilhansen8857 5 лет назад +14

      DT cannot have a heart attack. He doesn’t have one.

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 5 лет назад +283

    Melania must be hugely disappointed when he came back from the hospital. " Darling you are back. How? Why?".

    • @dontletemchangeyourmood
      @dontletemchangeyourmood 5 лет назад +7

      😂

    • @EthanJ1005
      @EthanJ1005 5 лет назад +1

      Jesus Christ 💀 some very strong hatred in this comment section

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +1

      I guess money is a very powerful thing.

    • @sssssssss111
      @sssssssss111 5 лет назад +2

      She's just waiting until she can finally live rich and free. I wonder how much will be allocated to her

    • @EthanJ1005
      @EthanJ1005 5 лет назад

      Noiseless Sounds hating me? Why do you hate me? I didn’t vote for this guy, but saying you want him to die is a bit much.

  • @joanrosseel5111
    @joanrosseel5111 5 лет назад +100

    “Darling, are you alright?” He must have walked in on her talking on the phone to her lover! 😂

  • @d_a_n_a.
    @d_a_n_a. 5 лет назад +420

    I am now convinced that America is actually a giant reality show

    • @chickensdone1
      @chickensdone1 5 лет назад +3

      D.a .n.a wasn’t that an episode of Futurama?

    • @ShadowStoryteller
      @ShadowStoryteller 5 лет назад +13

      Unfortunately we can't vote politicians off the island...just out of office.

    • @hakmanash3072
      @hakmanash3072 5 лет назад +2

      D.a .n.a 😂🤣😂😂 the best show ever

    • @sidnew2739
      @sidnew2739 5 лет назад +3

      @@chickensdone1 South Park

    • @johnwattdotca
      @johnwattdotca 5 лет назад +10

      "Politics is the entertainment division of the industrial-military complex". Frank Zappa, early 80's.

  • @overundercambodia8926
    @overundercambodia8926 5 лет назад +199

    Jimmy and his writers were savage tonight, loved it

    • @godarzahmadi8993
      @godarzahmadi8993 5 лет назад +5

      Really good!!! Specially the end was gold 🤣

    • @TheUsername217
      @TheUsername217 5 лет назад +3

      @@hilderbells are you gonna cry because Kimmel dissed your orange daddy? Shithead

    • @TrilogyNjStorm
      @TrilogyNjStorm 5 лет назад +1

      Really? Think it's annoying and I don't care for Trump Hillary non of them Jimmy and good writers AREN'T POLITICIANS and there is many things going on besides TRUMP every single solitaire night

    • @magicknight13
      @magicknight13 5 лет назад

      hilderbells if you don’t like it then.. why are you on this video?

    • @davidwalker2144
      @davidwalker2144 5 лет назад +1

      10:41 REVEALED! Proverbs 20-19
      "Whoever goes about slandering reveals secrets; therefore do not associate with a simple babbler"(OPPOSITION)
      James 1-12
      "Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial,(TRUMP) for when he has stood the test he will receive the crown of life, which God has promised to those who love him!.
      HELPFUL OR NOT HELPFUL?.

  • @jd2616
    @jd2616 5 лет назад +8

    I love how Jimmy keeps it real stating the facts and explaining things the way they are and with humor, we have to be made to laugh to keep from crying, thanks Jimmy

  • @jensscholz
    @jensscholz 5 лет назад +72

    I love it when Jimmy doesn't hold back at all.

  • @markphc99
    @markphc99 5 лет назад +61

    i didn't hear that he had chest pains anywhere in the media except from Trump himself

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +1

      Well, maybe don't subsist on a diet of KFC and diet Coke at 73.

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 5 лет назад

      The White House statement stated he had no chest pains or neurological incident

  • @rcarpenter1217
    @rcarpenter1217 5 лет назад +78

    "At this point the only way we would be surprised is if we found out he enjoys salads and spending time with his kids". I was dying 😂🤣!

    • @gregmikulewicz2038
      @gregmikulewicz2038 5 лет назад +3

      And if he can look a female in the eyes.

    • @smiller2044
      @smiller2044 5 лет назад +2

      @@gregmikulewicz2038 powerful women at that

    • @ValentijnEnJack
      @ValentijnEnJack 4 года назад +1

      Oh, he loooves spending time with his kids. (Instert inappropriate comments he made about his daughter)

  • @jawadad802
    @jawadad802 5 лет назад +169

    so his wife thinks he is having a heart attack but waits till he gets home to ask him whats what? bwahaha , she must have been disappointed seeing him walk in...

    • @2Sinamin
      @2Sinamin 5 лет назад +18

      Of course she was disappointed seeing him walk in the door. she was in the middle of the party of her life. She had to say something at that point.😂

    • @yeezylegit4883
      @yeezylegit4883 5 лет назад

      ah yes the liberal sheep comment bubble. LET ME TASTE THOSE TEARS

    • @allabouttheafc6031
      @allabouttheafc6031 5 лет назад +3

      @@yeezylegit4883 Republican tears are much more saltier than usual.🤔 I wonder why? 😂

    • @yeezylegit4883
      @yeezylegit4883 5 лет назад

      @@allabouttheafc6031 We dont cry though, ware you on crack again liddle sheep?

    • @op3129
      @op3129 5 лет назад +1

      she doesn't live at WH. and his "darling" stories are more ludicrous than his "sir" bullshit.

  • @ragingmonk6080
    @ragingmonk6080 5 лет назад +404

    Pence said god told him he would be president. He just may be the whistleblower.

    • @kennethhwang3425
      @kennethhwang3425 5 лет назад +8

      Raging Monk God also told Ted Cruz that, so I suppose this whole reality might be a Shonda drama, in which this God dude is trying to stir all the worst characters to move the plot along.

    • @brettswaykoski5451
      @brettswaykoski5451 5 лет назад +5

      "Lodestar" anybody ?

    •  5 лет назад +2

      Oh his azz is going down too!!! LMAO 😊

    • @obiwankenobi661
      @obiwankenobi661 5 лет назад +1

      on one hand its too obvious, on the other... its the trump era, so...

    • @karsten9895
      @karsten9895 5 лет назад +4

      @Kim Jong-un since when is Putin's name God?

  • @MrChannelnamehere
    @MrChannelnamehere 5 лет назад +167

    "Is this real life?" is a question a record number of people have probably been asking themselves many times in the last 3 years, including myself.

    • @javierperwz3416
      @javierperwz3416 5 лет назад +2

      Jeff Abbott inconsistency? Like this fake news? What’s real, Jussies attack?

    • @anndalynnketellapper8296
      @anndalynnketellapper8296 5 лет назад +6

      Jeff Abbott 🎵Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide! No escape from reality Open your eyes...etc!😄

    • @fordhouse8b
      @fordhouse8b 5 лет назад

      It would be fun to know how that kid feels about this whole ordeal, considering he is now old enough to vote. “Real life” sure got messed up since that video was recorded.

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 5 лет назад +2

      3 years and the sub-human liberals still haven't learned how to NOT run the ball into Trumps End-Zone. "Liberals", what an embarrassment to the planet Earth.

    • @jpkjnn6733
      @jpkjnn6733 5 лет назад +6

      @@javierperwz3416 the mindless fallback of the Trump cult of suckers. FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS DEEP STATE DEEP STATE. Unbelievable losers.

  • @denniswalker4887
    @denniswalker4887 5 лет назад +17

    Love Your 'Trump" show Jimmy. Keep up the good work, I don't know how your country is still working with him in charge .

    • @allyourcode
      @allyourcode 5 лет назад

      We had some good people in the past, but Trump has found a way to undo much of their work. It will take some time for it to come crashing down, but by then, he will be long gone. I wish there were a way to position all of the lemmings who enabled this debacle under the edifice when it collapses. Unfortunately, they will probably be saved by the vast amount of injustice in this world, the very same injustice that put this fetid pile of garbage into the White House.

  • @sonpacho
    @sonpacho 5 лет назад +203

    He didn't tell his wife he was going to the hospital?

    • @hermanhelmich
      @hermanhelmich 5 лет назад +4

      sonpacho great one

    • @mouse7984
      @mouse7984 5 лет назад +18

      I doubt he tells his wife much of anything. She more than likely gets any and all information from low level secretaries at best or worse t.v.. LOL

    • @paintinganimalsonrocks7633
      @paintinganimalsonrocks7633 5 лет назад +15

      He just wandered off and that's just where he ended up. Or else they told him he was just going for a ride...

    • @michaelpondo6324
      @michaelpondo6324 5 лет назад +1

      She doesn t care because she s goin to get monenies galore.

    • @vargohoat9950
      @vargohoat9950 5 лет назад +6

      trump recently said she hates him, which was shocking in the sense that he told the truth/

  • @billeddy4357
    @billeddy4357 5 лет назад +220

    I just about choked when Mike Pence " showed up " at the end .

    • @sirwinstonlennon6486
      @sirwinstonlennon6486 5 лет назад

      All this over a phone call we already heard.

    • @shaybrown5289
      @shaybrown5289 5 лет назад +2

      Me too 😂

    • @TraceyJean
      @TraceyJean 5 лет назад +9

      @@sirwinstonlennon6486 which tells us just how serious that phone call is

    • @silverbat5873
      @silverbat5873 5 лет назад +9

      @@sirwinstonlennon6486 What a stunning defense of the President's criminal behavior 🙄

    • @screeningmimi
      @screeningmimi 5 лет назад +3

      @@silverbat5873 - Why haven't we seen that defense verbatim? ;- )

  • @dawndiegidio5952
    @dawndiegidio5952 5 лет назад +29

    I like the way he's forced to admit his wife knows nothing about his whereabouts or activities and has to get her information from the TV, just like him. She had no idea he went to the hospital??? Now that's funny.

    • @kavumamartin7281
      @kavumamartin7281 5 лет назад

      Galatians5:19 Now the works of the flesh are evident, which are: adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lewdness, 20 idolatry, sorcery, hatred, contentions, jealousies, outbursts of wrath, selfish ambitions, dissensions, heresies, 21 envy, murders, drunkenness, revelries, and the like; of which I tell you beforehand, just as I also told you in time past, that those who practice such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.
      1 John 1:9 If we confess our sins, He((Jesus)) is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

    • @carlakinsella3833
      @carlakinsella3833 5 лет назад

      You would think someone in WH would have notified her. Most likely they live separate lives. She knows a skunk when she smells one. Mr. Infidelity!! King of it🤴

  • @LeticiaSPandaMcfly6
    @LeticiaSPandaMcfly6 5 лет назад +271

    “Darling are you okay?” Melania doesn’t even like him. lol Who is he trying to fool here?! This man just lies about any and everything.

    • @lynette50
      @lynette50 5 лет назад +12

      Doesnt like him but stays with him.. Golddigger

    • @yesouth6221
      @yesouth6221 5 лет назад +4

      Leticia S. If she did ask? She was pissed when he said “yeah I’m fine”

    • @gentillygirl545
      @gentillygirl545 5 лет назад +6

      I am surprised she didn't say, "SIR, are you ok?"

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 5 лет назад +7

      I know someone like that..has to lie no matter what. Even when the truth sounds better they still lie. Its sickening to listen to from a regular person, sickening and scary when it's the president.

    • @CorrectionUnknown
      @CorrectionUnknown 5 лет назад +1

      @@lynette50 There is a LOT more to it than that. If she leaves he will deport her.
      You make liberals look bad.

  • @cgp1442
    @cgp1442 5 лет назад +81

    Chest Pains, lol, it was just Gas from all the McDonalds he eats

    • @annerodgers4081
      @annerodgers4081 5 лет назад +1

      CG P I Think it was a Panic Attack. I know, I had one. The stress of the Impeachment would cause one. It feels like a heart attack. For sure his diet is horrific, but he seems to have a Teflon digestive system.

    • @annerodgers4081
      @annerodgers4081 5 лет назад +2

      Ezekiel Swiss no, Trump does eat that and French fries, KFC, polished off with ice cream. Anyone else would die by now. He is too mean for that!

    • @annerodgers4081
      @annerodgers4081 5 лет назад +1

      Oh yes, I forgot the diet cokes. All the time. Maybe he really is evil!🤣 I have seen photos of this on Air Force One.

    • @Ama-jx6eo
      @Ama-jx6eo 5 лет назад +1

      @@annerodgers4081 oh so diet coke makes him evil lool. You have seen photos of him drinking it? Yet you seem to know what he eats... anne you smell like a troll. Hopefully wont be long he is out of office

    • @mikecooper8462
      @mikecooper8462 4 года назад +1

      Melania spiked his hamberder.

  • @earlenewallace8445
    @earlenewallace8445 5 лет назад +33

    Of course he didn't have a heart attack. You have to have one for one of those.

  • @user-vl8fv5tv7g
    @user-vl8fv5tv7g 5 лет назад +31

    One good thing about Trump being President, we got laughs every day☺

    • @chloekey8043
      @chloekey8043 5 лет назад +2

      The laughs aren’t worth it

    • @hijinxxxx
      @hijinxxxx 5 лет назад +3

      I miss when politics were boring

  • @fracturedgamer420
    @fracturedgamer420 5 лет назад +112

    No he had a panic attack because he's realizing just how screwed he is!!!!!!

    • @voodooros
      @voodooros 5 лет назад +2

      He's not screwed. He's totally fine.

    • @fracturedgamer420
      @fracturedgamer420 5 лет назад +3

      @@voodooros yeah because of the Republicans in the Senate......

    • @fracturedgamer420
      @fracturedgamer420 5 лет назад +2

      @@ChineduOpara sad but true, but let's hope for the best.......

    • @hoghustlers2587
      @hoghustlers2587 5 лет назад

      @@ChineduOpara "Evil finds a way"?!! LOL, you're dang right it does, as evidenced by the idiotic and ignorant Democratic party still being "alive". But don't worry, it won't be around much longer.... unlike Donald Trump.

    • @hoghustlers2587
      @hoghustlers2587 5 лет назад

      HAHAHA!!! You can't really believe that? I assume it just makes you feel a little better to say/type those words, even if it couldn't be further from the truth. Hope you learn to like PRESIDENT Trump, he'll be YOUR president for 5 more years yet...

  • @GabbyRN545
    @GabbyRN545 5 лет назад +40

    The case they're building is factual, precise, and frankly brilliant. Each witness has told the SAME story from their viewpoint. Each piece fits the puzzle. Each piece also discredits every pathetic strategy the Republicans try.
    I cant wait to see Sondland's testimony today.

    • @jacqdanieles
      @jacqdanieles 5 лет назад +5

      If he has half a brain, he should roll on Trump

    • @GabbyRN545
      @GabbyRN545 5 лет назад +2

      @@jacqdanieles I'm sure he will to save his on ass.

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 5 лет назад +1

      It's a sound strategy but there's nothing brilliant about it

    • @Edu_Kate
      @Edu_Kate 5 лет назад +1

      @@jacqdanieles
      I better not hear him plead the 5th.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +1

      And for confirmation, Trump is losing his mind.

  • @robingarrett3171
    @robingarrett3171 5 лет назад +174

    Kimmel is sounding like he is just so fed up this isn't about his show, but legit about the country. I love that.

    • @MrMaximumprime
      @MrMaximumprime 5 лет назад +21

      so fed up haha and his insults are getting harsher haha. Love it

    • @DaveGIS123
      @DaveGIS123 5 лет назад +7

      Wow! The gloves are coming off!

    • @TheLegend-hw3zu
      @TheLegend-hw3zu 5 лет назад

      Robin Garrett nah he just wants to slander trump for attention and praise from democrats

    • @MrSoloDolo20100
      @MrSoloDolo20100 5 лет назад +13

      TheLegned27 His channel alone has 15 million subscribers... Pretty safe to say he definitely isn’t focusing on a select few democrats.

    •  5 лет назад +5

      @@TheLegend-hw3zu and that's a bad thing considering the circumstances????

  • @mikeriggs9341
    @mikeriggs9341 5 лет назад +25

    Melania, was very disappointed after the call. She had her hopes up. LOL

    • @Farsadelcatolicismo
      @Farsadelcatolicismo 5 лет назад +1

      it's like missing the 900 million powerball by one digit

  • @jamescassidy3995
    @jamescassidy3995 5 лет назад +96

    “Darling” yeah right. 😖🇺🇸

    • @davidwalker2144
      @davidwalker2144 5 лет назад +1

      10:41 REVEALED! Proverbs 20-19
      "Whoever goes about slandering reveals secrets; therefore do not associate with a simple babbler"(OPPOSITION)
      James 1-12
      "Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial,(TRUMP) for when he has stood the test he will receive the crown of life, which God has promised to those who love him!.
      HELPFUL OR NOT HELPFUL?.

    • @tripwire4727
      @tripwire4727 5 лет назад +2

      @@davidwalker2144 yea, trump loves god... wow.😖

    • @ultonian63
      @ultonian63 5 лет назад +1

      David Walker yeah, no not helpful at all actually.

    • @GaidenHawkz
      @GaidenHawkz 5 лет назад

      @@ultonian63 Nothing is helpful for you people nowadays, y'all are deceived way to easily. Get ready for whats to come during the 2020s.

  • @fluidcreativity3124
    @fluidcreativity3124 5 лет назад +40

    One of the Dems running for president should make *"We Read The Transcript!"* , t-shirts for people to wear at their rallies.

  • @MrEdwin57
    @MrEdwin57 5 лет назад +15

    When you see the two getting off a plane they look so loving together........sort of like when a US marshal is escorting a convict off the plane ! ! ! !

  • @refererererer
    @refererererer 5 лет назад +33

    Look at Kushner on the corner. He spectates like a movie villain does.

    • @GenevieveThornton
      @GenevieveThornton 5 лет назад +2

      ולאָזטאָ ולאָזטאָ yeah I noticed that, creepy!

    • @ALAL-dn4on
      @ALAL-dn4on 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah the pussy son in law.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +4

      All of Trump's people look and act like movie villains.

  • @melissahoover3389
    @melissahoover3389 5 лет назад +43

    Melania Trump: the first Fist-Lady that nobody has to ask why she looks pissed off all the time.

    • @Wardup04
      @Wardup04 5 лет назад

      I’m just happy we finally got the First Husband out of the way with Mike O.....

    • @beverly719
      @beverly719 5 лет назад +2

      @@Wardup04 the Obama's have more class in their little fingers than all of the Trumps put together

    • @maxdominate2481
      @maxdominate2481 5 лет назад

      Are you one of those women who push your pet dog or cat around in a baby stroller? Perhaps, your projecting as you consider your future: empty wine and anti-depressive bottles, cat/dog fur all over your clothes, and an uncontrollable desires to cry yourself to sleep every night.

  • @patricknelson8929
    @patricknelson8929 5 лет назад +2

    Mr. Kimmel; I have a new respect for you. Doing a great job!

  • @RoninZulu
    @RoninZulu 5 лет назад +72

    His own wife didn't know (or didn't care) that he was going to hospital?!

    • @RobbieTheTerminator
      @RobbieTheTerminator 5 лет назад +1

      Rob C where you see that @ that sounds soooo trumpISH

    • @Edu_Kate
      @Edu_Kate 5 лет назад +1

      Well, she doesn't live in the WH. She and Barron live with her parents.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +1

      I'm guessing she suggested he see somebody and he thought she meant a regular doctor.

    • @wushock97
      @wushock97 5 лет назад +3

      @Rob C There is no way that Don the Con went to Walter Reed to “visit a wounded vet.” If he did, he would have insisted that multiple press journalists and camera operators were present for the photo op.

  • @anaj9346
    @anaj9346 5 лет назад +14

    Love how Jimmy doesn’t hold punches!

  • @mauliebella
    @mauliebella 5 лет назад +67

    I say he finally went and had the syphilis taken care of.

    • @adamf663
      @adamf663 5 лет назад +1

      he shouldn't have taken it in the ass for trump. trump doesn't wear a condom and has end stage neurosyphillis.

    • @guidomayorga3955
      @guidomayorga3955 5 лет назад +4

      He went to the hospital early in case He looses the medical benefits !!

    • @DSwann
      @DSwann 5 лет назад

      Wow, you people really don't know?

    • @mauliebella
      @mauliebella 5 лет назад +2

      @@DSwannlike you do. Lol it's certainly not for a routine physical. Lmao!

  • @nightknight9415
    @nightknight9415 5 лет назад +774

    George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie."
    tRump : "I cannot tell the truth."
    tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"

    • @Canuckmom128
      @Canuckmom128 5 лет назад +52

      @Night Knight That's pretty much it in a nut shell. They'd vote for Satan as long as he promised to keep the brown people out.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +48

      If you're a Trump supporter, you're stupid beyond belief.

    • @davidlittle3354
      @davidlittle3354 5 лет назад +7

      It is a shame Trump will be reelected in 2020

    • @austinhartenstine
      @austinhartenstine 5 лет назад +7

      Courage Karnga you might be right, but at least we know that there are 2 genders.

    • @alfredjohnson3642
      @alfredjohnson3642 5 лет назад +15

      @@austinhartenstine you can be a conservative and hate Trump

  • @jacqdanieles
    @jacqdanieles 5 лет назад +465

    _Trumpers:_ second-hand hearsay
    _Dems:_ here's some eyewitness testimony
    _Trumpers:_ Squirrel ... over there!

    • @jbsatxillinois7063
      @jbsatxillinois7063 5 лет назад +2

      jacq danieles bill Clinton’s BJ was hearsay by one person

    • @larryfishbags5324
      @larryfishbags5324 5 лет назад +2

      Ignorant

    • @Kris-xx1ns
      @Kris-xx1ns 5 лет назад +16

      This isn't eyewitness testimony to anything, they're talking about the same call WE ALL SAW that showed no quid pro quo, extortion, or bribery like Democrats tried to say, in that order, after each one was proven not to be lmao

    • @MarcF.Nielssen
      @MarcF.Nielssen 5 лет назад +23

      @@Kris-xx1ns
      Kid, brains are not turned on by a switch.

    • @jacquelineleubin5004
      @jacquelineleubin5004 5 лет назад +31

      @@Kris-xx1ns Oh, it's you again, the troll!!! Still living under that rock, I see! Poor thing you! Your beloved Trump is a criminal and thats been proven many times! Why are you watching this anyway?! You are pathetic, do you know that? Sorry to tell you that but it's facts!

  • @beverleyreid7572
    @beverleyreid7572 5 лет назад +120

    Melania did not say "darling, are you alright?" No way in hell.

    • @2Sinamin
      @2Sinamin 5 лет назад +1

      She did if she was in the middle of her Celebration party🤣 Oh wasn't expecting you home so soon, darling.🥳 I heard you had a heart attack are you all right.

    • @shanasimmons5933
      @shanasimmons5933 5 лет назад +6

      She said it with a jacket I don't care do you😂😂

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 5 лет назад

      With liberals, only their AIDS viruses that are swapping between each other's Torn 'n Taintless anuses, call each other "Darling". Just like cursed Nephilim spirits, Liberals have never had Souls, but THEY JUST LUZ THEM SOME FECES!! xD

  • @Kennabon
    @Kennabon 5 лет назад +364

    Whenever the president quotes some anonymous person as saying “sir”, he is lying lol

    • @kavumamartin7281
      @kavumamartin7281 5 лет назад +2

      Galatians5:19 Now the works of the flesh are evident, which are: adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lewdness, 20 idolatry, sorcery, hatred, contentions, jealousies, outbursts of wrath, selfish ambitions, dissensions, heresies, 21 envy, murders, drunkenness, revelries, and the like; of which I tell you beforehand, just as I also told you in time past, that those who practice such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.
      1 John 1:9 If we confess our sins, He((Jesus)) is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

    • @sarahj909
      @sarahj909 5 лет назад +13

      It's a HUGE tell, he would be awful at poker.. maybe that's how he managed to LOSE money on his casino businesses!!

    • @williamplatt1641
      @williamplatt1641 5 лет назад +5

      Trump has never called anyone sir, unless he wanted a financial or political favor from them!

    • @williamplatt1641
      @williamplatt1641 5 лет назад +2

      @@kavumamartin7281 most of this sounds like trump!
      The end sounds like Trump after an eternity in hell has been passed in judgement!

    • @mireillelebeau2513
      @mireillelebeau2513 5 лет назад +4

      Every time Trump quotes Melania as worry for his health, he is lying

  • @ld4974
    @ld4974 5 лет назад +154

    Don't tease us with Trump having a heart attack. That's cruel.

    • @whyicare
      @whyicare 5 лет назад +6

      Didn't he just come back from an unannounced doctor visit. He claimed to be in great shape for someone who is at least 100 lbs overweight.

    • @SD-vj6gz
      @SD-vj6gz 5 лет назад +1

      @@whyicare when are you and LD getting married?

    • @whyicare
      @whyicare 5 лет назад +5

      @@SD-vj6gz I don''t think you got the joke. Here is another one. When Trump was campaigning at Liberty (Evangelical) university, a student asked Trump about how much he knows about Jesus. Trump responded that he knows Jesus better than anyone in this campus. Jesus a great man and a good person, in fact he hired Jesus couple of weeks ago to do landscaping work.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +1

      Well, we know he's had an ongoing stroke.

    •  5 лет назад

      @@couragekarnga8735 I live in hope!

  • @rhetorical80
    @rhetorical80 5 лет назад +46

    People in the USA would go to the hospital but they cannot afford it.

    • @mangoesfly1594
      @mangoesfly1594 5 лет назад +2

      rhetorical80 TRUE

    • @marcuscassius388
      @marcuscassius388 5 лет назад

      Ya for a cold... You idiot.. Hospitals would be packed..

    • @dagunny5590
      @dagunny5590 5 лет назад

      rhetorical80 I can, Ive had medical insurance since I was 17, provided by DOD.

    • @rhetorical80
      @rhetorical80 5 лет назад +1

      Marcus Cassius,
      You ought to go, to check your brains.

    • @marcuscassius388
      @marcuscassius388 5 лет назад

      @@rhetorical80 lmao.. I have to say..That was a good one....Maybe i should...

  • @studiodevis
    @studiodevis 5 лет назад +81

    "The Mother's not gonna like that language at all !" - TRUE Jimmy

    • @daina3628
      @daina3628 5 лет назад +5

      I'm surprised mother lets him have a female advisor.

    • @screeningmimi
      @screeningmimi 5 лет назад +1

      @@daina3628 Clearly Mother will be on hand to supervise. After all, Trump's entire family is present, why not Mother too. ;- )

  • @michaelcoe9824
    @michaelcoe9824 5 лет назад +17

    Jimmy, that was your finest.

  • @noureyahhussein1284
    @noureyahhussein1284 5 лет назад +133

    Melania probably said “You’re still alive?” while hiding her suitcases 😂😂😂

    • @JrVtec
      @JrVtec 5 лет назад +1

      LMAO!!!

    • @Lolo_NwanyiOma
      @Lolo_NwanyiOma 5 лет назад

      Hahahaha 😂...this took me out 💀😩

    • @simul8rduude
      @simul8rduude 5 лет назад +1

      Shes stuck with him forever now that he's president. They're not allowed to get a divorce once he's out of office.

    • @noureyahhussein1284
      @noureyahhussein1284 5 лет назад

      simul8rduude she can’t get a divorce cuz they signed a prenup which means she leaves with nothing but her handbag and her “I don’t care ” jacket

    • @Farsadelcatolicismo
      @Farsadelcatolicismo 5 лет назад +1

      like missing the one billion powerball by one digit

  • @johno7617
    @johno7617 5 лет назад +51

    VOTE the whole rotten gop cult out in 2020!!

  • @judd442009
    @judd442009 5 лет назад +13

    Must-see TV this Sunday: Anderson Cooper's interview with Mike Pence, author of new book "Anonymous".

  • @sirhunter8694
    @sirhunter8694 5 лет назад +1

    It’s amazing to me how greatly different of opinions exist in select parts of the United States. Where I live, if you were to disrespect and slander someone of political office in such a harsh and immature behavior you would receive nothing but head shakes and disgust. The political perspective across the US is also amazing, in how greatly it changes that is. I just can’t believe how different people can be when we live in the same world, breath the same air, and see with the same eyes. Absolutely incredible...

  • @gentillygirl545
    @gentillygirl545 5 лет назад +34

    I could never ever get away with lying like that. I'd be called out in a heartbeat.

    • @babarazamsucks
      @babarazamsucks 5 лет назад +2

      Gentilly Girl Same.

    • @kerrythompson2838
      @kerrythompson2838 5 лет назад +3

      trump doesnt have a heartbeat

    • @Denidrakes69
      @Denidrakes69 5 лет назад

      And once I was found out, my pride would take an absolute beating and I'd die of embarrassment.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +1

      Yes, but I have to believe you wouldn't be caught dead lying quite that way.

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 5 лет назад

      Yes, but you're not the president.

  • @dailybackup8372
    @dailybackup8372 5 лет назад +48

    He had some NEW HAIR PLUGS PUT IN. Thats why he went to hospital.

  • @kirkjohnson9353
    @kirkjohnson9353 5 лет назад +83

    The heart attack scare was so big he even got a get well card from KFC

    • @rolandmartin1483
      @rolandmartin1483 5 лет назад

      Il devrait arrêter de boire que du Co.;; et de bouffer que des hamburger, il doit avoir des valeurs sanguines catastrophique, de dire qu'il est en bonne santé est autres mensonge, impossible.

  • @lisagibson2812
    @lisagibson2812 5 лет назад +112

    He gave his adderall to Jim jordon and Devin Nunes.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +4

      I doubt they could snort it from inside his ass.

    • @sarahj909
      @sarahj909 5 лет назад +7

      100 years from now school kids will be watching these proceedings thinking WTF were these guys on!!!!

    • @williamplatt1641
      @williamplatt1641 5 лет назад

      @@couragekarnga8735 IF they only breath deeply enough;? Who knows?!

    • @zakstone123
      @zakstone123 5 лет назад +3

      Jordens on coke 1000% !!!!

  • @Aristotelezz
    @Aristotelezz 5 лет назад +145

    Trump wasn't fighting corruption in Ukraine, he was using it.

    • @Rabbitsarewonderful
      @Rabbitsarewonderful 5 лет назад +5

      Well said.

    • @boilaknezzi8974
      @boilaknezzi8974 5 лет назад

      But what about Biden's corruption

    • @RCmack
      @RCmack 5 лет назад +1

      @@boilaknezzi8974 What about Hillary's corruption? And George W Bush's? And Reagan's? And Nixon's? And Eisenhowers? And Herbert Hoovers?

    • @lukeparsons583
      @lukeparsons583 5 лет назад +6

      Boi Lak Nezzi 1. There’s no evidence he’s done anything wrong.
      2. Even if he had, should we overlook the president’s crime just because someone else did something wrong, you brain dead Neanderthal?

    • @Rabbitsarewonderful
      @Rabbitsarewonderful 5 лет назад +8

      @@boilaknezzi8974 What about Hillary's emails? What about Big Foot (I'm sure he's involved somehow)? What about unicorns? Oh, look -- an albino squirrel! Oh, no. Sorry. That was Roger Stone off to prison.

  • @o.joei.b9929
    @o.joei.b9929 5 лет назад +84

    Melania was like "he's still alive?" Lmao!

  • @CatherineSTodd
    @CatherineSTodd 5 лет назад +18

    "It was a mistake. It was an adiminstrative error." UNBELIEVABLE. IT NEVER ENDS!
    LOCK THEM UP LOCK THEM ALL UP!

    • @silverbat5873
      @silverbat5873 5 лет назад

      Lying Eyes.

    • @rogerlowery2293
      @rogerlowery2293 5 лет назад

      finally a woman with good sense

    • @maxdominate2481
      @maxdominate2481 5 лет назад

      We'll start will all of he people whose name was on Epstein's flight log...like Kimmel. Meanwhile, here you are on your hind legs lapping up what the fake news and a Hollywood presenter wants you to think.

  • @handleBadpuppy
    @handleBadpuppy 5 лет назад +21

    It's clear Trump was lieing the minute he said Melania said darling !! 😆🤣😂😅

    • @lafayettesmyre1094
      @lafayettesmyre1094 5 лет назад +1

      You can always tell if he's lying. It's simple if his lips are moving and he's not consuming junk food, he's lying.

  • @robertahubert9155
    @robertahubert9155 5 лет назад +13

    The end is priceless. Cant stop laughing

  • @FITNESS-zf2cx
    @FITNESS-zf2cx 5 лет назад +46

    Jared Kushner looks like a 12 year old girl with a boys haircut lmaooooo

    • @yuu12e
      @yuu12e 5 лет назад

      SO YOU'RE TELLING US THAT HE LOOKS LIKE YOU WANT TO LOOK?

    • @weasel8890
      @weasel8890 5 лет назад +2

      @@yuu12e fake account

    • @FITNESS-zf2cx
      @FITNESS-zf2cx 5 лет назад

      @@yuu12e I'm not a Republican lol

    • @c.a.t.732
      @c.a.t.732 5 лет назад +4

      He looks like Damien from "The Omen" all grown up... creepy.

    • @dannycoker6439
      @dannycoker6439 5 лет назад +1

      FIT NESS That’s another cake eater ain’t worth a F..k!!!

  • @Ron-rs2zl
    @Ron-rs2zl 5 лет назад +38

    That woman chasing the press out sounds like me chasing my cows out of the barn.🐄🐄🐄

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux 5 лет назад

      I thought she sounded just like that Pooha that Don Jr is hooking up with. Maybe Don Sr is hookin' up too??!

  • @karenbishop5885
    @karenbishop5885 5 лет назад +1

    Like the suit and tie, very sharp. Looking good Jimmy

  • @dannmarceau
    @dannmarceau 5 лет назад +82

    Morrison is only forty, ten years will go by quickly.

    • @davidwalker2144
      @davidwalker2144 5 лет назад +1

      10:41 REVEALED! Proverbs 20-19
      "Whoever goes about slandering reveals secrets; therefore do not associate with a simple babbler"(OPPOSITION)
      James 1-12
      "Blessed is the man who remains steadfast under trial,(TRUMP) for when he has stood the test he will receive the crown of life, which God has promised to those who love him!.
      HELPFUL OR NOT HELPFUL?.

  • @lt3074
    @lt3074 5 лет назад +61

    trump look like he was having a heart attack telling that lie

  • @intimi28
    @intimi28 5 лет назад +16

    Is Trump implying that his wife didn't even know he was going to hospital for a checkup? Either communication isn't a thing in their marriage or he's lying.

  • @philipberthiaume2314
    @philipberthiaume2314 5 лет назад +29

    Even the republican witnesses admitted that a crime was committed, this is historical times we are living through

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад

      I'd much rather it were just another boring presidency.

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 5 лет назад +1

      @Hale Light
      Dude, you just misspelled Republican.

  • @damarmar1001
    @damarmar1001 5 лет назад +50

    I find stephen colbert the best late show host but Jimmy is a very close second hilarious

  • @yolandadenny8692
    @yolandadenny8692 5 лет назад +36

    It sounds like a bar maid screaming at a bar. Where does he find these "highly qualified" people.

    • @CeeCeeB.
      @CeeCeeB. 5 лет назад +3

      Seriously. So unprofessional...?!?

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 5 лет назад +2

      *YOU DONT HAVE TO GO HOME BUT YOU CANT STAY HERE! DONT FORGET YOUR COATS OR ITS A COLD RIDE HOME*

    • @yolandadenny8692
      @yolandadenny8692 5 лет назад +3

      She could have also gathered the secret service and security personnel and asked them to approach people and have them quietly and firmly ask people to leave the area. Offering them an alternative--like going into the hallway or other area was brilliant. Your letting them know they didn't have to go home and to put on coats was gentle and caring. There was no need to yell--just announce it and have security escort/guide people do the rest. She needs to remember it takes several minutes to clear any room anywhere. People really don't want to hang around. Screaming made her the fool. The fact the president laughed made it even more ridiculous.

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 5 лет назад +4

      @@yolandadenny8692 Also, this is a completely preposterous (and needlessly, deliberately humiliating and belligerent) way to end a WH presser.
      The President could simply have ended it by excusing himself and leaving the room like a normal POTUS who is done answering questions.
      (Anyone who works with children, or in management, or in live performance, knows there is a conscious reason press conferences tend to end with the speaker thanking the press and quickly leaving the room. It is a simple, dignified, effective way to end the session.)
      This administration has been adversarial with the white house press corps in particular, since the beginning and has made their work needlessly difficult.
      (I assume part of it is that Pres Trump cannot forgive them for laughing when then-pres Obama and host Seth Meyers poked fun at him during the White House correspondents' dinner)
      Its amazing to me that it's still a painful surprise, even though it shouldn't be.
      Despite three years of building to it, it still hurts that things have come to this stupid, stupid pass.

    • @yolandadenny8692
      @yolandadenny8692 5 лет назад +1

      @@melissasaint3283 You are right. The POTUS has always thanked the press and exited.

  • @Ekkie101
    @Ekkie101 5 лет назад +55

    Trump went to the Walter Reed Medical Center to see if doctors could treat his hurt feelings.

    • @egrace3738
      @egrace3738 5 лет назад +1

      Bahaha!!🤣

    • @propellerhead9197
      @propellerhead9197 5 лет назад

      Hurt feelings.! Your still whining Killary lost.. Bahaha!

    • @carolynworthington8996
      @carolynworthington8996 5 лет назад

      Ekkie101 Good one!

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 5 лет назад

      The WAAAAAMBULANCES have been running day and night for 3yrs, pickin' up liberals with Torn 'n Taintless anuses and liberals that have drowned in their own tears.
      *_2020 the year of Epic liberal Meltdown Vids._* xD

    • @Ekkie101
      @Ekkie101 5 лет назад +2

      @@MAGGOT_VOMIT If Trump is so great then why is he so insecure?

  • @fisherking7798
    @fisherking7798 5 лет назад +5

    How can you have a heart attack without a heart

  • @cachi-7878
    @cachi-7878 4 года назад +16

    Whenever Trump tells a story where he says “Sir,...”, you know he’s bullshitting us.

    • @landry2611
      @landry2611 4 года назад

      I mostly agree, but I'm sure he requires it and people are probably terrified of being fired.
      But the rest is BS

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +28

    Well.. facts never were their strong suit.

    • @goodday512
      @goodday512 5 лет назад +1

      remember, like Giuliani says, truth isn't truth. 🙄

  • @Dan_Ben_Michael
    @Dan_Ben_Michael 5 лет назад +44

    So Melania finds out he went to hospital from CNN and not him telling her?

    • @CivilityOfEnemies
      @CivilityOfEnemies 5 лет назад +2

      good point, I didn't even catch that

    • @2Sinamin
      @2Sinamin 5 лет назад +3

      I mean it was all planned and everything. when Could he have had time to tell her.🥴🤪

    • @Dan_Ben_Michael
      @Dan_Ben_Michael 5 лет назад +4

      Lorna SinAmin washington You would think they would have a morning conversation like most couples do before they head off to work. “What you doing today Donnie?”
      “Well darling this morning I’m gonna stand outside on the east lawn screaming over the top of Marine One about the lying dishonest media and spout the latest conspiracy theory that Hannity whispered in my ear during our late night phone call and then in the afternoon I will tweet insults in all caps about minorities after which I will pop down to Walter Reed medical centre to get my blood pressure checked.”
      “Ok Donald, have a great day.”

    • @Dan_Ben_Michael
      @Dan_Ben_Michael 5 лет назад

      orphan 200 He does own a phone.

  • @lornehampel1330
    @lornehampel1330 5 лет назад +165

    Nunes has a look on his face like he just realized history is watching.

    • @mukiwabanda2794
      @mukiwabanda2794 5 лет назад +2

      It better be watching. Nunes and the attorney he hired Patel are the ones who uncovered the FISA abuse scandal by our DOJ, and released all those texts between Strozck and Lisa Page revealing their bias against Trump and apriori-of-evidence plans to fabricate a new Watergate with the Russia Collusion operation.

    • @lornehampel1330
      @lornehampel1330 5 лет назад +8

      @@mukiwabanda2794 I believe the word you are looking for is "invented"... "invented the FISA abuse scandal"

    • @mukiwabanda2794
      @mukiwabanda2794 5 лет назад

      Well then I have two questions I expect your incredibly informed self to directly answer without any problem or subject-changing attempts:
      1) What was invented about the discovery that a foreign actor operating completely outside the purview of the U.S. DOJ named Steele, a former British spy, was paid with cash from the Hillary Clinton campaign fund to investigate Trump? (Congressman Nunes and his special attorney Patel already proved this by uncovering and publishing the relevant financial statements, so don't try to deny it.)
      2) What was invented about the discovery that the resulting Dossier was declared by the FBI, knowing full well it was fully based on partisan-funded research and underwent no independent verification process by the FBI or CIA or any branch of the DOJ itself, as the basis for their submission to DOJ justices for the FISA warrant to spy on Trump's foreign campaign staff?
      Point out how any of this is invented information and I will openy agree with your claim that the FISA abuse scandal is an invented scandal.

    • @beeyaybaracas3240
      @beeyaybaracas3240 5 лет назад +1

      @@mukiwabanda2794 ok boomer

    • @augustneverends
      @augustneverends 5 лет назад +1

      What does any of what you claim have to do with Rep. Nunes realizing that defending the indefensible isn't going so well?
      By the way you aren't connected with Hastings Banda formerly of Malawi, are you? Interesting role model

  • @bernardtremblay4192
    @bernardtremblay4192 5 лет назад +44

    What : Melanina said "darling" ? Totally unbelievable.

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 5 лет назад

      Yes that's how us Hetero Sexual, Normal Humans talk to each other, unlike you self-loathing, sidewalk-shittin' liberal sleestaks do. Won't be long, Bendover & Jerry's is releasing "Gaybama Sphincter Torn Bad" and "Swallowell's Sharter Sherbet"

    • @paintinganimalsonrocks7633
      @paintinganimalsonrocks7633 5 лет назад

      More like "daalink".

    • @12cmercer
      @12cmercer 5 лет назад

      Haha you just repeated the same joke Kimmel said. Be more original

    • @yolandadenny8692
      @yolandadenny8692 5 лет назад

      @@MAGGOT_VOMIT Your name fits.

  • @toodlesoops7761
    @toodlesoops7761 5 лет назад +31

    Please Universe - I cannot handle looking at his insane combover hairdo any longer -

    • @timlu7684
      @timlu7684 5 лет назад +2

      His Hair looks like a Cheapass Cotton Candy Swirl

  • @thomasridley8675
    @thomasridley8675 5 лет назад +27

    The look on his face says he has more problems than just impeachment.

  • @karmarules9850
    @karmarules9850 5 лет назад +8

    Melania: "Darling, why don't you come over here and accidently fall on this knife?"

  • @williamgalaini7005
    @williamgalaini7005 5 лет назад +8

    Dead on. Kimmel, we love when your gloves are off.

    • @imuw5408
      @imuw5408 5 лет назад

      Did he take his gloves off when he had to apologize to trump?

  • @jpdemer5
    @jpdemer5 5 лет назад +68

    You know the medical issue is serious when he gives up his golfing to go to the hospital.

    • @screeningmimi
      @screeningmimi 5 лет назад +8

      jpdemer5 You've got it! He's fooling no one but himself.

  • @Virtual-Media
    @Virtual-Media 5 лет назад +8

    Perhaps Walter Reid should've worked on that rug strapped to his head.

  • @garsm2290
    @garsm2290 5 лет назад +9

    "Sir, blah, blah ...' Always a lie when he says that.

  • @johnferdon6525
    @johnferdon6525 5 лет назад +50

    Like the president’s staff wouldn’t know he’s going to the hospital for a physical, spare me.

    • @kavumamartin7281
      @kavumamartin7281 5 лет назад

      James3:13 Who is wise and understanding among you? Let him show by good conduct that his works are done in the meekness of wisdom. 14 But if you have bitter envy and self-seeking in your hearts, do not boast and lie against the truth. 15 This wisdom does not descend from above, but is earthly, sensual, demonic. 16 For where envy and self-seeking exist, confusion and every evil thing are there.
      Ephesians1;7 In Him((Jesus)) we have redemption through His blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of His grace
      1 John 1:9 If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

    • @Tcrror
      @Tcrror 5 лет назад +5

      @@kavumamartin7281 Why are you quoting a fictional book?

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 5 лет назад +1

      @@Tcrror

    • @jimmoore2838
      @jimmoore2838 5 лет назад +7

      @@MAGGOT_VOMIT you sound just like I thought maggot vomit would sound.

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 5 лет назад

      @@jimmoore2838 Are you sure? Please entertain some more with your Mr Mentality wit.

  • @fatcat8033
    @fatcat8033 5 лет назад +19

    Not " We thought you had a Heart attack" ....more like we "HOPED you had a heart attack".

    • @ShadowStoryteller
      @ShadowStoryteller 5 лет назад +1

      You have to have a heart first. Not an IOU note and a bucket of KFC.

    • @imuw5408
      @imuw5408 5 лет назад

      We talking about Bernie?

    • @dholloway2415
      @dholloway2415 5 лет назад

      Ohhhh that was a little mean...and I detest the guy. Never wish nobody harm sweetie; The universe always make sure people will get what's due to them. You just sit back and eat your popcorn...

  • @fayjohnson9891
    @fayjohnson9891 5 лет назад +25

    "Fornicates outside of marriage" was a dead give away of the author before the light came on😹🤣😹🤣

  • @PresidentCamacho2024
    @PresidentCamacho2024 5 лет назад +27

    can't wait for the "Mr. Nunes bedtime stories" books, like:
    -the totally innocent big wolf and the 3 pigs who violated the building codes and scammed Mr Wolf,...
    -Snowwhite, and the 7 immigrant dwarfs, who framed an old lady, and got her convicted with no proof at all!,...
    -Hansel and Gretel,. a brutal story of two teen age immigrants, rampaging the countryside, destroying an old lady's house, and burning her alive afterwards,.
    and many, many more!,... collect them all!

  • @jennifermorris833
    @jennifermorris833 5 лет назад +28

    8.00 Trump’s bouffant is about to fly off his head.

    • @devilsadvocate1441
      @devilsadvocate1441 5 лет назад +2

      Reminds me of what's left in the cotton candy machine at the end of a fair.

    • @wushock97
      @wushock97 5 лет назад +4

      @Jennifer Morris I noticed that too. Maybe he’s getting a hair transplant at Walter Reed.

    • @kfuller7777
      @kfuller7777 5 лет назад +3

      I teach English in China, even my ten year old students make fun of his hair.

    • @carlakinsella3833
      @carlakinsella3833 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @carlakinsella3833
      @carlakinsella3833 5 лет назад +2

      K Fuller 10 yo are very bright ☺️

  • @archimidiz
    @archimidiz 5 лет назад +80

    Trump returns form hospital
    Melania: How many days left?
    Trump: WHAT??
    Melania: ttthe election

    • @OmgWThHahaha
      @OmgWThHahaha 5 лет назад +2

      Good one👍👍

    • @lindamulholland8512
      @lindamulholland8512 5 лет назад +3

      Your clip was so sweet i laughed so hard i thought i would blow a gasket ! Loved your comment !

  • @ronniet71
    @ronniet71 5 лет назад +1

    Awesome Jimmy!!!

  • @magaandelectberniesanders1142
    @magaandelectberniesanders1142 5 лет назад +66

    This is so damn funny, watching Trumps whole defense get torn apart 😂

    • @HudsonRoss-tb6go
      @HudsonRoss-tb6go 5 лет назад +1

      What hospital in Cuba did Bernie go get his heart fixed? Canada?....Oh, wait....United States. Which of his three houses he choose to recuperate? I mean, what socialist owns three houses, huh?

    • @heavenlymessages3863
      @heavenlymessages3863 5 лет назад +1

      BOMBSHELL: UKRAINE INDICTS BURISMA HOLDINGS OWNER, DEMANDS TRUMP OPEN PROBE INTO BIDENS, DEMS
      Democrat-Ukraine money laundering operation exposed ! You are a idiot!

    • @whimsysmith2835
      @whimsysmith2835 5 лет назад +4

      @@heavenlymessages3863 - yeah. Heard there was a viral story going around. Also heard it got debunked hours ago.

    • @veryunclear
      @veryunclear 5 лет назад +1

      Socialism doesn't work. It never has, and it never will.

    • @ryanbone3537
      @ryanbone3537 5 лет назад

      What hearings are you watching? Robert Mueller couldn't have served up a bigger nothing burger.

  • @elfeisojeis611
    @elfeisojeis611 5 лет назад +29

    don’t underestimate Melany, she’s the wifey in Totally Recally

  • @tabbythehousecat5419
    @tabbythehousecat5419 5 лет назад +14

    "No Televisions were harmed or injured in the making of this episode"

  • @AussieAviator
    @AussieAviator 5 лет назад +108

    Facts: Trump hates that word

    • @RCmack
      @RCmack 5 лет назад +4

      Trump is allergic to the words *facts* and *truth* That's why he loves FOX News' Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson.

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 5 лет назад

      Aussie Aviation. Which word? Salad? Exercise? Stairs? Umbrella?

    • @RCmack
      @RCmack 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheKaiTetley*Exercise* is another word Trump is allergic to, lol!! How much does Trump weigh now - 300 lbs?

    • @TheMeanArena
      @TheMeanArena 5 лет назад

      So do Democrats in Congress obviously. Facts have already been provided of no wrong doing, now, we're just rolling on hearsay. He said she said won't pass the Senate unfortunately.

    • @AussieAviator
      @AussieAviator 5 лет назад

      @@TheMeanArena Go back to fox news

  • @MrAwesomeSquad
    @MrAwesomeSquad 5 лет назад +10

    I can't wait for this to be taught in history classes (and it absolutely will be) and people who supported Trump even through all this will be embarrassed and shamed for being in such an obvious cult.

    • @allyourcode
      @allyourcode 5 лет назад +2

      No, they will simply write their own textbooks. E.g. they have textbooks in the South that refer to the Civil War as "the War of Northern Aggression". Not even making that up. Manufacturing reality to protect their egos from the truth is their specialty. Thanks to Twitter, we can watch them ply their craft on a daily, even hourly basis. Their willingness to replace reality with fantasy knows no bounds. For an intellectually honest person, it looks really painful, but they consider it great sport, and relish mentally trapping as many lemmings with their soothing lies as they can. They lemmings, for their part, also enjoy falling into the obvious mental traps, because it looks like paradise, and they do no know the difference between "looks like" v. "is".

    • @KryptoKeller
      @KryptoKeller 5 лет назад +2

      Don’t forget the part where he gets re-elected after all of this.

  • @karalguidubaldi1517
    @karalguidubaldi1517 5 лет назад

    🙌🙌🙌TY Jimmy Kimmel 🇺🇸

  • @redrooster1908
    @redrooster1908 5 лет назад +9

    You know whenever Cheeto says, sir, everything he says after that is bull$hit.

  • @MargueriteFairProductions
    @MargueriteFairProductions 5 лет назад +14

    Even if he was too stupid to know he committed a crime (s), he still has to pay the price.

  • @JenniferFordEsq
    @JenniferFordEsq 5 лет назад +19

    When I heard about the hospital, I thought he wants us to think he's having heart trouble, so that he can fake a heart attack and resign if it looks like he'll be convicted in the Senate trial.

  • @gentillygirl545
    @gentillygirl545 5 лет назад +11

    Question to the Pubes: ""Why are you in Government?"