Hell Breaks Loose in the House, Insurrectionists Two Years Later & Prince Harry’s Frozen “Todger”

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2023
  • The Mega Millions jackpot is up to almost a billion dollars, today is the 2nd anniversary of the January 6th Insurrection, Republicans have done everything they can do downplay what happened two years ago, we catch up with some of the old members of team treason to see what they are up to, there is a new gift for the MAGA-loving loved one in your life, hell is still breaking loose in the House of Representatives as Kevin McCarthy tries to get enough votes to be named speaker, the Never Kevers seem to be running out of steam, Prince Harry reportedly had a frostbitten penis during William & Kate’s wedding, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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  • @lucy2014
    @lucy2014 Год назад +3309

    I'm almost 73 and cannot believe the world I'm living in today. The fact that 2 years later Trump is still a delusional free man who is not in prison boggles my mind. This country is in pure chaos and it's disgusting.

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Год назад +375

      I sincerely hope you ( and I) get to witness Trump going to prison. Peace to you!

    • @katherinehunter9526
      @katherinehunter9526 Год назад +187

      I agree 100%a

    • @Acinom34
      @Acinom34 Год назад +45

      He can’t go to jail because he did nothing wrong. No proof he was at fault.

    • @bober1019
      @bober1019 Год назад +1

      the problem is:
      people live in an online fueled world and act upon it. then you have the unfortunate rest of people living in tangible reality and have to deal with the crazies making up chit for: clicks, likes, monetization, vanity and conspiracy.
      this is what happens when you have too much good time on your hands:
      idle hands are the devil's workshop
      regards, retards.

    • @funkyfiss
      @funkyfiss Год назад +30

      For what would you send him to prison for?

  • @aubrey1633
    @aubrey1633 Год назад +940

    Those of us who aren't in a cult and actually watched the hearings are deeply disturbed by what happened that day. It was horrific.

    • @lexslate2476
      @lexslate2476 Год назад +15

      @@stinkstank5177 Why? Are you in the cult?

    • @PatriotGamesROCKS
      @PatriotGamesROCKS Год назад +12

      @@stinkstank5177 You poor thing,

    • @andrewball9762
      @andrewball9762 Год назад

      @@stinkstank5177 StinkStank stunk

    • @David-wk6md
      @David-wk6md Год назад +7

      Q, What do you get when you cross a polar
      bear with a seal?
      A, A polar bear.

    • @Jason-hg1pc
      @Jason-hg1pc Год назад

      @@stinkstank5177 I know for a fact that you named yourself accurately, and I believe that you should GFYS!

  • @anonymoususer9079
    @anonymoususer9079 Год назад +168

    The images of the insurrection gave me chills. The way the cop was yelling out of pain when caught in between that door ..... Chills.

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 Год назад +8

      It’s absolutely chilling. I can’t fathom how anyone excuses this. This is wanton destruction of we the people’s sacred chambers of power. It’s shameful.

    • @annemettefrederiksen7751
      @annemettefrederiksen7751 Год назад

      Rage, pure and simple rage, then fury ,then hate and absolute disgust These people are murderes and they are hailed by the very same people now sitting in the house accusing the democrats of being a danger to democracy and getting away with it

    • @RW-zh7kl
      @RW-zh7kl Год назад

      @@edvh88 what's even more chilling and shameful is all these "chambers of power" were the rights of the people, not the government in charge. This is exactly why people left Britain to even start this country

    • @nunya7705
      @nunya7705 Год назад +3

      That's the one that haunts me

    • @bukketkid2567
      @bukketkid2567 Год назад

      I thought for sure bullets were going to start flying when the cop was being crushed.

  • @spankywzl
    @spankywzl Год назад +442

    Thank you, Jimmy, for reminding the world what took place in D.C. 2 years ago. We are still grateful for your monologues during the decade long 4 years of misery, but no one should ever forget the mob and their leaders on that painful day. Good lookin' out.

    • @mikejones5364
      @mikejones5364 Год назад

      This is funny, Jan 6th is the only time I see dems supporting law enforcement, usually they want to defund them

    • @robertwienhold6520
      @robertwienhold6520 Год назад +3

      😆🤮🤨🙄

    • @Scanner9631
      @Scanner9631 Год назад +9

      Even Trump thinks those 4 years were a lot longer. He has stated that he didn't start a war in decades. So those 4 years had to feel like at least 20 to him.

    • @carmennurse8641
      @carmennurse8641 Год назад +1

      …and some maga fool is going to call the 800# to order the cargo pants //s

    • @patricialovely-broderick5023
      @patricialovely-broderick5023 Год назад

      If you are an idiot trying to enter the US, please, don't. Turn around, all the way and return home or anywhere else but here. We're overrun with our own. Don't need anymore. Thank you. Do it the legal way and no problem.

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +1340

    I remember hearing the Capitol had been stormed and thinking it was an awful joke. Then I turned on the news. It was absolutely horrific! I can't believe it's been two years already! Two years, and the insurrectionist-in-chief is still free!

    • @Kaiteevasey
      @Kaiteevasey Год назад +13

      Your first mistake was turning on the "news" to get actual news.

    • @phoebeflanders
      @phoebeflanders Год назад +66

      And the crazies are still denying it.

    • @Aweoe
      @Aweoe Год назад +5

      For real. The destruction, leaving nearly 10 WHOLE WATERBOTTLES on the floor? They can't get away with this!

    • @bryanbenson6551
      @bryanbenson6551 Год назад

      @Kat V umm...are you mental?? This "news" was EVERYWHERE! Screw lots of MSN BUT...this stuff has been documented by TONS of independent reporting.
      But then again
      , I don't expect idiots to realize REALITY...HAPPENING IN FRONT OF EVERYONE'S FACE!!

    • @alishaygan9844
      @alishaygan9844 Год назад +5

      @@stinkstank5177 your name couldn’t be more accurate

  • @Pe-S
    @Pe-S Год назад +99

    The church choir singing about Harry's frozen knob nearly broke me in half.. Whoever wrote that; I salute you! 😂😂🤣

  • @donnaogorman4935
    @donnaogorman4935 Год назад +101

    Heck Yvonne...I am Canadian and I cannot believe what all of you are living through. Head up, stay strong as the saying goes
    ..what goes around comes around
    Try and stay positive. Good will prevail

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Год назад

      Canadian here, too, and I think we're in worse shape than America. At least America had the guts to go after their fascist insurrectionist traitors to some extent. Our entire Conservative Party threw-in with our violent swastika-waving Convoy, and the only consequence has been that the most treasonous sycophant amongst them, "Polio" Pierre Poilievre, became Opposition leader and thereby PM-in-waiting.
      We seem determined to learn again, the hard way, that fascists cannot be appeased.

  • @HairynosedWombat163
    @HairynosedWombat163 Год назад +1429

    It's beyond disgusting that these insurrectionists aren't already facing indictments.

    • @ianvernon5344
      @ianvernon5344 Год назад +13

      they are, they did, serving time right now, some already out!

    • @Honeyman126
      @Honeyman126 Год назад

      @@ianvernon5344 no some members of congress and Donald haven’t been charged yet , hopefully soon .

    • @jasonarmstrong2970
      @jasonarmstrong2970 Год назад +10

      They got a few months lol

    • @Honeyman126
      @Honeyman126 Год назад +3

      @@jasonarmstrong2970 hopefully they won’t do too much damage in the mean time . Sigh.

    • @kylerichardson4257
      @kylerichardson4257 Год назад

      The democrats and antifa being held accountable 😂
      That’s a funny thought…
      I can’t imagine to be as stupid as a Jimmy fan, his opening monologue has debunked stories in it already. Remember when cities were burning and just like his left wing msm daddy, Jimmy also claimed antifa was just there for Justice and were peaceful 😂
      The dumbest walking amongst us still believe anything either side of the media tells you especially Jimmy Phony Kimmel and the liberal left.
      I guess the colored hair morons will always be offended and told how to think

  • @christie4378
    @christie4378 Год назад +166

    The video of the police officer crying out in pain is very hard to watch. I can’t laugh after that.

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Год назад

      Every goddamn one of those despicable Republicunt domestic terrorists should be in jail!

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 Год назад +20

      It's incomprehensible that MTG thinks there could be a winner in that hideous mess. Those dyed blonde roots go deep.

    • @denillefleming2942
      @denillefleming2942 Год назад +16

      He received a citizen medal today.

    • @dr.g3860
      @dr.g3860 Год назад +3

      Daniel Hodges.

    • @BrendanGM
      @BrendanGM Год назад +6

      I agree. That image is the defining moment of that day for me.

  • @davidlundquist1979
    @davidlundquist1979 Год назад +49

    "You can't rodger with a dodgy todger." Now there's a piece of wisdom that's going to stay with me for a while.

    • @DrachenGothik666
      @DrachenGothik666 Год назад +7

      That should be a slogan for every STD awareness campaign ever.

  • @happyngrateful
    @happyngrateful Год назад +139

    I remember watching it live on television. I remember feeling sick and full of disbelief. I never thought I'd see anything like that in my life. I thought if people attacked our capital would have been shot dead. Born and raised in the United States now it makes me sick that these people are still walking around free. It's taking far too long.

    • @docdirtymrclean3610
      @docdirtymrclean3610 Год назад

      Only if those people had a higher percentage of melanin in the skin they would have been shot, beat, gassed and thrown into Guantanamo. Peaceful protestors? Beaten and rubber bullets shot at them for a shitty photo op. But good ol Boi terrorists? That was just a normal tourist day.

    • @happyngrateful
      @happyngrateful Год назад +6

      @DocDirty MrClean that's the way it looks as of now. I hope we see justice

    • @stevenwilkinson2031
      @stevenwilkinson2031 Год назад +9

      Make American great again put Trump in jail.

    • @reneeelias9514
      @reneeelias9514 Год назад

      What i cannot believe is my mans son and niece saying there was no insurrection that it was all made up and what we saw on tv was what the media wanted us to see. UH WHAT?? I watched it live while it was happenining. WTF!!!!!! They also think our President pooped his pants while visiting the Pope soooo tell me they listen to or watch reasonable news. Nothing like smirking know it all young people who know absolutely nothing.

    • @willscheck8072
      @willscheck8072 Год назад

      are you finally awake how old are you after we murdered our own president in 1963 what else would it take to wake you up this is Babylon

  • @tina1908
    @tina1908 Год назад +91

    Jimmy Kimmel's dry humor is just about the only thing that can ease my fears during such a tumultuous time. Being able to laugh for just a few minutes is so necessary because this is seriously scary.

    • @rubensindoavalo3221
      @rubensindoavalo3221 Год назад

      👏👏👏👏

    • @mgebi1
      @mgebi1 Год назад

      He's great to hear. We count on late night comedians to tell us the truth. It seems these days the comedians are about the most honest people on television. I remember a time when 3 networks basically gave truth in news. Comedians now deliver truth and make it funny. These are people who now tell us what's really going on in the world. 👍☮️

    • @bidenisgarbage9428
      @bidenisgarbage9428 Год назад

      LMAO

  • @justinflick6802
    @justinflick6802 Год назад +416

    It’s a good week when Jimmy Kimmel is on even on a Friday night!

  • @paddy.7784
    @paddy.7784 Год назад +120

    Thanks Jimmy .. Good for the soul to have a few laughs .

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Год назад +13

    "If you drop your gun and shot your own eye out, you don't deserve to look cool with an eye patch. A googly eye, maybe, but definitely not an eye patch!" - Christopher Titus, "Armageddon Update"

  • @maunzee
    @maunzee Год назад +50

    Jimmy you’re the best. May those who passed RIP🙏🏾

    • @CaliSteve169
      @CaliSteve169 Год назад +1

      The ones who passed from the vaccine?

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks Год назад +4

      @@CaliSteve169 I know you think this is a good comeback, but it just makes you look silly and uninformed.

    • @nunya7705
      @nunya7705 Год назад +1

      ​@@CaliSteve169 Try to keep up.

  • @catherinegigliotti1368
    @catherinegigliotti1368 Год назад +25

    Even though this mess is no laughing matter, between you, Colbert, Meyers, Fallon, Noah, and others, my stress levels at nearly 70 have been greatly decreased by laughing through this mess . Thanks for being here on You Tube.

  • @luishumbertovega3900
    @luishumbertovega3900 Год назад +54

    The church chorus at the royal wedding 9:46 killed me !!! 😆😅🤣😁

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Год назад +4

      My fave part of the vid! I know that wasn't what they were really singing, but what the hell?
      Lol!

  • @sunnycove100
    @sunnycove100 Год назад +26

    Thank you for speaking the truth about the crazy’s !

  • @Sillybillyilly
    @Sillybillyilly Год назад +14

    2 years later and I'm still traumatized by watching these videos.. and I'm a tough cookie .. really tough

  • @johnjoe8682
    @johnjoe8682 Год назад +3

    I'm almost 83 and the world has never been scarier!

  • @JKFlaker
    @JKFlaker Год назад +23

    “Bass Pro Fashion Show” 😂. Was hilarious. Would have been even funnier if it wasn’t referring to the January 6 insurrection

  • @engletinaknickerbocker5380
    @engletinaknickerbocker5380 Год назад +79

    That video of insurrection is as awfully horrific as ever.

    • @dustyoldhat
      @dustyoldhat Год назад +7

      but it was a "peaceful protest"

    • @lawrencelampke6007
      @lawrencelampke6007 Год назад +9

      @@dustyoldhat imagine what a violent one would look like

    • @christopherloyd8938
      @christopherloyd8938 Год назад

      It was peaceful protest that's not what the other ones who wasn't there said they was back pedaling like crazy and it's still on today well all day homies and ladies got arrested and indicted😂🤣

    • @crazyguy9513
      @crazyguy9513 Год назад

      @@lawrencelampke6007 Its the BLM riots

    • @rondaleroi
      @rondaleroi Год назад +4

      @@crazyguy9513Nope. Un-huh. NO.

  • @jocelynnowen3078
    @jocelynnowen3078 Год назад +53

    Thank you Jimmy for making sense of it all. 😎🇺🇸🎶from Seattle with love! You make Hollywood look sane. That’s a real gift. Lol

  • @SilentBob731
    @SilentBob731 Год назад +222

    "You can't Roger with a Dodgy Todger".
    Preach, Jimmy! 🤣

    • @nancyprescott102
      @nancyprescott102 Год назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamesweekley1087
      @jamesweekley1087 Год назад +6

      Yep. Ya gotta dodge her.

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 Год назад +3

      @@jamesweekley1087 -- Very clever! And good advice with many women.....

    • @seanbrown9048
      @seanbrown9048 Год назад +2

      Lol; time to update Mother Goose!

  • @Spartacus-pq5yp
    @Spartacus-pq5yp Год назад +71

    I hope that History will hold these traitors accountable!

    • @stevejordan7275
      @stevejordan7275 Год назад

      Would you settle for the DOJ?

    • @QuietHusband
      @QuietHusband Год назад

      Just accept defeat and stop crying about it!

    • @willscheck8072
      @willscheck8072 Год назад

      never happen never does this is an evil place not the leave it to beaver world some think it is. this my brother is Babylon not Kansas

    • @Schmidtelpunkt
      @Schmidtelpunkt Год назад

      With about 30% of the US people being committed fascists (their own grandfathers would have drowned in the bath tub without blinking had they known), it is unlikely that anything will come from it. The best they will be able to do is just to forget what has happened in order to carry on, with the shame festering in the common consciousness. After all that is what the US did to the genocide on the natives, slavery, and their civil war. This spreads the guilt nicely over everybody rather than the ones actually responsible.

    • @harbosonius
      @harbosonius Год назад

      Seethe and cope some more.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheFlutecart
    @TheFlutecart Год назад +17

    Time for DOJ to get busy. What the hell?

  • @oodles_of_noodles.
    @oodles_of_noodles. Год назад +7

    That frozen todger skit is freaking hilarious. "You can't Roger with a dodgy todger" will stay with me forever 😂😂😂

  • @nimo7576
    @nimo7576 Год назад +6

    nothing is sweeter than seeing those dangerous animals are behind bars

  • @gerigaskill785
    @gerigaskill785 Год назад +38

    Royal wedding recap, brilliant!

  • @jeniw8586
    @jeniw8586 Год назад +57

    Guillermo has the best laugh!

    • @seanbrown9048
      @seanbrown9048 Год назад +1

      Lol; he has the best job on earth, so no way quitting after winning the lotto, just party harder!

  • @Edie-wn9ll
    @Edie-wn9ll Год назад +26

    Jimmy is the best late night host! Delivering truth no b.s.!

  • @kasperchristensen8416
    @kasperchristensen8416 Год назад +21

    🌟 This episode is *pure gold* !!! 🌟

  • @ashrafsaiful
    @ashrafsaiful Год назад +96

    Every single vile person on Jan 6 should be serving time

    • @danarzechula3769
      @danarzechula3769 Год назад +11

      And the ones who enabled and encouraged them

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Год назад +8

      Agreed!!!

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Год назад +2

      In Guantanamo.

    • @bdawg4231
      @bdawg4231 Год назад

      So you believe blm and antifa should be tried as terrorists too right??? for causing billions of $$$ of damages, storming the white house, killing black people, etc

    • @InfiniteJustice
      @InfiniteJustice Год назад

      Lock em up with R Kelly

  • @QueenNoTeetha151
    @QueenNoTeetha151 Год назад +50

    Whoever made the little Harry skit needs a rise! No pun intended!

    • @deathlokprime2645
      @deathlokprime2645 Год назад

      Did you mean a rise, or a raise. Either way, I guess.

  • @Jekons
    @Jekons Год назад +135

    😂If you had to talk about Harry - this was perfect.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Год назад +185

    Kevin McCarthy: “Make me you boss, and you can fire me at any time.”
    Freedom Caucaus: “No.”
    Kevin McCarthy: “What else do you want from me?”
    Freedom Caucus: “Your soul.”
    Kevin McCarthy: “Sorry, I’ve already sold it to someone else!”

  • @pyrylover650
    @pyrylover650 Год назад +131

    Harry's Frozen Todger is THE funniest thing I've seen in a long time!!!! BRILLIANT!

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 Год назад +7

      You SAW it?
      😬

    • @alffuergregor
      @alffuergregor Год назад +21

      Harry is the most embarrassing man of the moment. Harry: ‘My brother broke my necklace’

    • @OldRaver
      @OldRaver Год назад

      @@alffuergregor I know! It has gone down as a complete joke over here (UK)
      What a total nonce!!

    • @carriered4715
      @carriered4715 Год назад

      Maybe That's What happened to his B**** too ! And they Dropped Into his wife's Purse !

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Год назад +2

      ​@@seanryan3020 lol! Not THAT way!

  • @bhays05
    @bhays05 Год назад +11

    Never forgive never forget.

  • @hawk469
    @hawk469 Год назад +42

    That Frozen Knob song did me in. I died so badly on that

  • @sunnyboknow
    @sunnyboknow Год назад +25

    I remember watching the insurrection thinking and saying out loud ( numerous times) where is help.
    I wondered if that crowd was black would it have been handled differently. I mean it took forever for some real help to arrive.

    • @chinookh4713
      @chinookh4713 Год назад

      Oh I forgot to mention how odd this thing is...BLM riots/protest took place over the summer period, this took place in the winter... reason why their was large amount of BLM protest was because people had more time to be outside and socialize in the summer many kids are out for m school and such but the Jan 6th thing doesn't make sense thousands of trump supporters across the nation went to the captil in the winter right after the holidays and when it was cold and they had work... chances of the major even like this occurring now in the modern times is low unless their was some sorta thing that motivated them or they had help.

    • @rondaleroi
      @rondaleroi Год назад

      @@chinookh4713 Trump motivated them. Tweeted for them to come to Washington on Jan. 6. "Will be wild." They came. He told them to "fight like hell or you won't have a country." So they fought like hell, breaking into the Capitol and bashing police as they went. You're right in that it doesn't make sense. Trump supporters DON'T make sense. They don't stop and think for themselves or use common sense. They just do what he says.

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Год назад

      @@chinookh4713 Yeah, something motivated them. Trump told them all they needed to assemble in DC on the day Biden's victory would be certified by Congress. This is not a big mystery.

    • @chinookh4713
      @chinookh4713 Год назад

      @@davidlundquist1979 True but I mean something got them movtvated to storm the capital their was a clear shift form trump supporters telling everyone to remain peaceful to full out rioting. And it's not like Trump told the to storm the capital he told them to peacefully make their voices heard, which they understood

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Год назад

      @@chinookh4713 Wow, you could not be more wrong if you tried. Trump absolutely told them to storm the Capitol (though in that vague, mafia boss style he's fond of using), and so did every other speaker at the rally that day. If anyone mentioned remaining peaceful, it was only to give them some plausible deniability.

  • @hannaclue2728
    @hannaclue2728 Год назад +15

    The “todger” clip was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time!!

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 Год назад +69

    I've been wondering how a lot of them are voting considering they haven't been able to be sworn in yet 🤨
    WTF? BUS 😂😂

    • @deborahbarnes6741
      @deborahbarnes6741 Год назад +10

      The first order of business is to elect the Speaker so they are all allowed to vote on just that issue. They are sworn in after the Speaker is elected.

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 Год назад

      I've been wondering why so many adults don't know how Congress functions. Google is your friend.

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 Год назад +5

      @@deborahbarnes6741 - Thank you! I was wondering the same thing...

    • @Scanner9631
      @Scanner9631 Год назад +8

      Now will they have the guts to not seat the Republican known as "George Santos" whatever his real name may be. Ideally extradite him to Brazil to face his charges there.

  • @H0lland0ates79
    @H0lland0ates79 Год назад +83

    That bus clip still has me 😂

    • @presidentcamacho
      @presidentcamacho Год назад +4

      The crowd did not appreciate the joke about being thrown under the bus, when they just saw it happen.

    • @KarenMahoney
      @KarenMahoney Год назад +1

      I love you Jimmy! You make me laugh every time I watch you on UTube! (Too poor to afford cable). Which brings us to the privatizations and monopolies, which I believe are illegal -like Amazon and utility companies. Love Guillermo too. Maybe address this on one of your monologues.

  • @jasonallen3678
    @jasonallen3678 Год назад +5

    Unbelievable how nobody of substance have been indicted for that tragedy on January 6th 2021..

    • @sharonwalberg5438
      @sharonwalberg5438 Год назад

      Especiallt the leader Trumpty Dumpty while he continues to lie and commit crimes!

  • @ginameronek8068
    @ginameronek8068 Год назад +42

    Thanks to the whole Kimmel team for this reminder - it's too easy to forget what the Jan 6 insurrection was really like.

    • @dorothywiseman3492
      @dorothywiseman3492 Год назад +1

      I will never forget.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Год назад

      That footage should be played with every story about Jan 6, especially with the degree of revisionism still occurring.

  • @tonyhinds6882
    @tonyhinds6882 Год назад +69

    Love you Jimmy and Guillermo

  • @profanepersonality
    @profanepersonality Год назад +55

    Imagine being named Elmer, and wanting to change your name; and then picked the name Stuart. 😂😂😂

    • @Scanner9631
      @Scanner9631 Год назад +1

      I'm fairly sure he didn't change his name but just used his middle name. Hence he is still Elmer.

    • @THINJIMI
      @THINJIMI Год назад

      My middle name is Stuart…you got a problem?

    • @profanepersonality
      @profanepersonality Год назад +1

      @Bill Eichert , it is a goofy sounding name.

  • @Dexy83
    @Dexy83 Год назад +38

    I'm watching this directly after McCarthy's 14 loss! 🤣🤡🍿💩

    • @jaimekaiser1622
      @jaimekaiser1622 Год назад +1

      Matt Gaetz was about to get beat up 😂😂😂

    • @justine8163
      @justine8163 Год назад

      And yet he still became Speaker. Better go drown yourself in tears now 🤡

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад +1

      @@justine8163 this is the horse you want to back until you die? 🙄

    • @Scanner9631
      @Scanner9631 Год назад +1

      @@justine8163
      He became a puppet. Soon to have his strings cut.

  • @chippandenga6722
    @chippandenga6722 Год назад +80

    I couldn't stop laughing after that frozen todger insert🤣😂🤣

  • @starcrib
    @starcrib Год назад +93

    Jimmy is a Decathlon of American Comedy - We Love our Boy. 🌿🇺🇸 🇺🇸🌿 ....."There she is on Karen Air".

    • @Scanner9631
      @Scanner9631 Год назад +4

      With any luck she is now on the "no fly list" and won't be able to take even private flights. Let her walk home from prison.

    • @Wildcat82164
      @Wildcat82164 Год назад +2

      She looks like a lady that would call the cops on a black kid that was on an opposing team

    • @starcrib
      @starcrib Год назад +1

      @Patriot Tiger 🍦 hahahahaha...or an ice cream shop- just because 🍦

  • @mildredpierce4506
    @mildredpierce4506 Год назад +281

    Jimmy, I too have said Trump and his supporters should buy an island and live there away from everyone else. I wish this really could happen.

    • @jbanders2358
      @jbanders2358 Год назад +20

      The island of Guantanamo

    • @richardjohnston2557
      @richardjohnston2557 Год назад +22

      And then we conduct nuclear tests on that island, right?....right?

    • @jcdemp7513
      @jcdemp7513 Год назад +5

      I’m here to say that Howard Stern said it first.

    • @ivantibormate7086
      @ivantibormate7086 Год назад

      Your liberal love feast is really touching. You and your kind are the lowest.

    • @libbyworkman3459
      @libbyworkman3459 Год назад +1

      @ mildred Pierce. Maybe we could pay Puerto Rico to take them. Or maybe New Guinea. That would be far enough away.

  • @Savetheplanet802
    @Savetheplanet802 Год назад +13

    The blessing of Jimmy show is that we’re 100% sure the insurrection leader at mar a lago is watching the show and fuming in his room

  • @PHDwLynAli
    @PHDwLynAli Год назад +34

    I would love to see this show live. 😍

  • @HoneyBadger80886
    @HoneyBadger80886 Год назад +53

    The wedding bit ...priceless 😍

  • @jcoopes5604
    @jcoopes5604 Год назад +51

    Jimmy on a Friday! Hell yeah!

  • @joveneskinner7450
    @joveneskinner7450 Год назад +2

    Can’t believe the people who still call him president.!!

  • @robertplatt1693
    @robertplatt1693 Год назад +4

    Very compelling footage. Makes you sad but more importantly makes you. ANGRY. No mercy for insurrectionists.

  • @veronicastewart1112
    @veronicastewart1112 Год назад +21

    Oh, this was hysterically funny! Thanks for keeping me sane after Kev (sorta) took over the House.

  • @heatheryoung36
    @heatheryoung36 Год назад +8

    I think Harry is throwing himself under the bus! The Royal Family has gained tremendous popularity since the spare's book was released.

  • @rodlamont3736
    @rodlamont3736 Год назад +19

    Thank you Jimmy...!! Everything you said is absolutely true. !! Thank you 💙

  • @patsylvest
    @patsylvest Год назад +37

    Thank you, Jimmy and crew. I appreciate your program on Friday night.

  • @pauluttermohlen318
    @pauluttermohlen318 Год назад +1

    You can't roger with a dodgy todger.... It's very well documented AND unusually funny.

  • @idget600
    @idget600 Год назад +6

    There is an island for them - it's called Misfit Island.

  • @NyxOleander
    @NyxOleander Год назад +323

    Have a wonderful & safe weekend everyone! Thankful this January 6th, poo poo is not being smeared all over our Capitol…at least not literally.

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 Год назад +38

      Biden 2024

    • @BenLA5
      @BenLA5 Год назад +1

      Imagine if the capitol police had ARs. Cons continue to ignore guns make it IMPOSSIBLE to protect urself as we have seen several million times. It would've been ironic AF to see thousands of them disappear in a flash from a hail of gunfire, and it would've solved all of our problems lol.
      Cons are a dying breed and their life expectancy dropped to 72 in parts of Murica so they will disappear themselves within 50 years anyway lol

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +21

      Have a lovely weekend!

    • @stanbyme7874
      @stanbyme7874 Год назад +20

      Breathe. At least for the weekend. Enjoy

    • @David-wk6md
      @David-wk6md Год назад +14

      978 traders charged
      250 still wanted
      Our weekend has got to be better than theirs

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Год назад +8

    Much love and respect for Jimmy and Guillermo! 💕💕💕

  • @UberLummox
    @UberLummox Год назад +4

    This show f_cking RULES!

  • @vincentgarcia3676
    @vincentgarcia3676 Год назад +18

    Jimmy the GOAT 🙂

  • @MrsRobinson0741
    @MrsRobinson0741 Год назад +212

    Yeah….that was a peaceful protest!! Those were just “tourists” not terrorists 🙄

    • @clarissagafoor5222
      @clarissagafoor5222 Год назад +40

      Just think if they'd been mostly not white! (?)

    • @Tharmendra28
      @Tharmendra28 Год назад +5

      @@clarissagafoor5222😃

    • @SevenHunnid
      @SevenHunnid Год назад

      Im a regular hood dude doing food reviews on my RUclips channel :)

    • @population-_-420
      @population-_-420 Год назад +16

      What happened to blue lives matter? Ha

    • @timberho3935
      @timberho3935 Год назад +2

      Are y'all parrots?

  • @happygrandma2732
    @happygrandma2732 Год назад +30

    Thank you Jimmy for keeping us sane with your hilarious humor through these periless times!!

  • @mortimus27
    @mortimus27 Год назад +14

    January six is a special day in latinoamerica… It the Three Kings Day celebration when they bring presents to kids like Santa Claus does in the USA

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 Год назад

      I got my king's cake from the local Mexican supermarket in southern California, Costco sells giant king's cake with baby Jesus too

  • @twilightshealy4152
    @twilightshealy4152 Год назад +20

    My stomach hurts from laughter so hard.
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @catpender9807
    @catpender9807 Год назад +11

    I still feel it's treason. For all involved

  • @carlaharris4879
    @carlaharris4879 Год назад +4

    I will never forget this as long as I live😔

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 Год назад

      I won't forget but I choose to remember Jan 6 as Epiphany Day and celebrate with a king's cake with baby Jesus in it

    • @chinookh4713
      @chinookh4713 Год назад

      People remeber it for all the WRONG reasons

  • @searam1
    @searam1 Год назад +22

    Cheers Jimmy, it’s Sean in Atlanta! I think this was the funniest opening monologue I have ever heard you do! You were firing on all cylinders, my friend! Oh, you also made me spew hot tea all over my pyjamas at 3:30 this morning, which means that you are now my favourite reason for doing laundry before 4 am!
    Sean

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Год назад +60

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗 😉❤️👍

  • @voixdelaraison593
    @voixdelaraison593 Год назад +80

    When Harry & his brother whispered frozen Todger I died laughing. 😂

    • @fortunateson7852
      @fortunateson7852 Год назад +6

      It reminded me of the classic movie Porky’s where the high school principal refers to it as a “tally-whacker”.

  • @marvinmartin4692
    @marvinmartin4692 Год назад +2

    We must never forget this! People died!

  • @DirkMeister
    @DirkMeister Год назад +6

    I love you Jimmy. You always make me laugh and cheer up my miserable days. Keep up the fantastic job as always. Also a big shoutout to Guillermo as well. Greetings from Canada.

  • @justinflick6802
    @justinflick6802 Год назад +42

    Best in late night entertainment will always be Jimmy Kimmel Live!

    • @thatskap
      @thatskap Год назад

      you are a sheep

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Год назад

      Jimmy Kimmel has great monologues but I think Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, and Trevor Noah are all better

  • @rifftipton7709
    @rifftipton7709 Год назад +28

    Gotta love the cargo shorts.

  • @Corporations8MyBaby
    @Corporations8MyBaby Год назад +31

    I love when JK calls Truth Social "LIE SPACE" lol

  • @serenasapphire8883
    @serenasapphire8883 Год назад +16

    Unfortunately they didn't put the all insurrectionist in prison. Half of them are in Congress STILL

  • @dw.7655
    @dw.7655 Год назад +27

    Laughing my guts out. Great monologue. Keep it going. 👍👍💪💪💪🎉🎉😊😊🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @jaswmclark
    @jaswmclark Год назад +7

    If you want to put them on an island, I suggest that there is a suitable island in San Fransico Bay which could be taken back from the Parks and returned to its previous purpose.

  • @mysunnybird
    @mysunnybird Год назад +3

    This is one of the BEST videos of Jimmy Kimmel. I can't stop laughing. !!! Thank You.

  • @patricknorton5788
    @patricknorton5788 Год назад +93

    As a non,fascist, and a cargo shorts wearer, I am very offended. To be clear, I am offended with being associated with fascists, but I still love cargo shorts.

    • @yvettejirsaraie5185
      @yvettejirsaraie5185 Год назад +3

      😂😂

    • @jsully8076
      @jsully8076 Год назад +4

      "Nobody ever got a h*nd job wearing cargo shorts." Can't remember what movie that was from, (Superbad, perhaps?) but it was funny.

    • @galacticwarlock2271
      @galacticwarlock2271 Год назад +12

      Fascist give cargo shorts a bad name.

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 Год назад +6

      Without cargo pickets, where can we put our phones, charger, 🕶️😎 sun glasses etc 😆

    • @patricknorton5788
      @patricknorton5788 Год назад +6

      @___beyondhorizon4664 absolutely. I actually use the pockets all the time. Never put my wallet in my back pocket (or anything else). I have plenty of things to go in my cargo pockets.

  • @chrisjames3087
    @chrisjames3087 Год назад +60

    The insurrection party still insurrecting.

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 Год назад +14

    There’s an island in San Francisco Bay, and it even has lots of sleeping rooms for everyone!

  • @victoriawilliams2786
    @victoriawilliams2786 Год назад +14

    I couldn't figure out why my anxiety was so frickin bad today. Then I realized the date and my anxiety levels made sense.
    "Code/ incel" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 Год назад

      Another way to forget the Jan 6 to think about January 6 is Epiphany Day , and celebrate it with a king's cake

    • @briangrant9026
      @briangrant9026 Год назад

      GROW UP!!!!!!!!! LOL

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 Год назад +8

    The longer *Speaker Search* goes on, the funnier it gets.

  • @MMConsultinggroup
    @MMConsultinggroup Год назад +25

    Oh my gosh that's so hilarious! Jimmy just said what I constantly say! Someone needs to put all of these whack-a-do's on a deserted island somewhere to deal with eachother!

    • @SeeJayPlayGames
      @SeeJayPlayGames Год назад +4

      make it Ultimate Survivor with real weapons

    • @stinkstank5177
      @stinkstank5177 Год назад

      @@SeeJayPlayGames

    • @MMConsultinggroup
      @MMConsultinggroup Год назад

      @@SeeJayPlayGames Lol, right? Imagine that crazy island. They all wouldn't last a day.

    • @SeeJayPlayGames
      @SeeJayPlayGames Год назад +2

      @@MMConsultinggroup I can see it now. People would make bets on how long they'd last... it could be the reality show of the decade.

    • @MMConsultinggroup
      @MMConsultinggroup Год назад

      @@SeeJayPlayGames right? It’s mind-boggling that people like that are allowed anywhere near employment in the government or law systems, so crazy!

  • @sprig5173
    @sprig5173 Год назад +38

    Elmer's divorced dad goon squad were my fave characters of the insurrection.

  • @mattoconnor7
    @mattoconnor7 Год назад +19

    I usually don't comment on videos but if you ever see this Jimmy, you hit the ball right out of the park tonight!!! This is the Greatest episode of your show I've ever seen!!! Thanks so much for all the laughs, I have a stomach ache now lol!!!

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 Год назад

      Why should I believe Jimmy's writers' ?

    • @mattoconnor7
      @mattoconnor7 Год назад

      @@sharongamble9854 That has 0 to do with my comment. As for why you should believe in them, I'm done trying to explain reality to deluded republicans.

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 Год назад

      @@mattoconnor7 You are entitled to your opinion.

    • @mattoconnor7
      @mattoconnor7 Год назад

      @@sharongamble9854 To quote Jim Carrey, "Alllllllllllllrighty then!!!!!"

  • @Deb_BG
    @Deb_BG Год назад +22

    The royal wedding, I'm dead!
    😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @Deb_BG
      @Deb_BG Год назад +2

      @@larry6601 When you need to comment negatively in a RUclips thread about a funny monologue...

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 Год назад +1

      I'm weak!!

  • @L8yMeg314
    @L8yMeg314 Год назад +18

    I may never be able to explain to others why I have a choir singing "frozen knob" on loop in my head lol

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Год назад +2

      Just WTF was Prince Stupid doing at the North Pole?

    • @CJAG777
      @CJAG777 Год назад

      @@lenawagenfuehr53 he was sooo unhappy he tried to freeze himself to death.

  • @michaelschwartz8730
    @michaelschwartz8730 Год назад +6

    Harry Todger is my new favorite YA series

  • @hotrodandrube9119
    @hotrodandrube9119 Год назад +8

    Best monolog in a minute.

  • @yepisaidit7722
    @yepisaidit7722 Год назад +5

    ✨✨✨ *Those Jan 6th cargo shorts had me HOLLERING LOL* 🤣🤣🤣

    • @yepisaidit7722
      @yepisaidit7722 Год назад

      *And that "Bleep" segment is ALWAYS hilarious!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tylerkochman1007
    @tylerkochman1007 Год назад +29

    And Kevin just lost the fourteenth round by a single vote 😂😂😂😂

    • @MRB16th
      @MRB16th Год назад +3

      One vote? Oh, what a shame - he was so looking forward to being Speaker too. (Disclaimer: I was being sarcastic - I am actually laughing at Kevin's failure.)

    • @MFTgal
      @MFTgal Год назад +1

      Lost by 2 votes. Needed 218

    • @RogersMgmtGroup
      @RogersMgmtGroup Год назад +2

      the two “Presents” reduce the threshold by one vote to 217. So he got half the votes but needs more than half.

    • @justine8163
      @justine8163 Год назад +1

      And yet he still became Speaker. Better go find a nice corner to cry in now 🤡

    • @MM-zn5vp
      @MM-zn5vp Год назад

      @@justine8163 won poorly. Probably no confidence votes coming as soon as all his promised committees and perks have been given out.