Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Back On Twitter | Mike Lindell Thinks He Has A Shot At RNC Chair

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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2022
  • Elon Musk’s new rules for Twitter have allowed Covid misinformation back on the platform, as well as previously-banned users like Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. Elsewhere in the GOP, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell is throwing his hat in the ring for chairman of the Republican National Committee.
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  • @fodetoure1576
    @fodetoure1576 Год назад +3280

    “They don’t hate free speech. They’re mad at you because you freed hate speech” 🎤 that’s a certified BAR, Stephen! 🔥

  • @geoffbacka3800
    @geoffbacka3800 Год назад +1414

    “They don’t hate free speech. They’re mad at you because you freed hate speech”. Give the writer a raise. What a line!

    • @TSIRKLAND
      @TSIRKLAND Год назад +59

      Absolute perfection. Short, pithy, to the point. Complete gold.

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse Год назад +13

      excellent

    • @H240909
      @H240909 Год назад +52

      @@danieldreyer4254”Oh will someone think of the poor fascists😢”. That’s what you sound like. Besides, a company like Twitter is not even capable of violating someone’s right to free speech because they AREN’T THE GOVERNMENT! Seriously, what do you people not get about that? It’s the right to free speech, not the right to perpetuate your victim complex.

    • @jane-ellendesomma6097
      @jane-ellendesomma6097 Год назад +33

      @@danieldreyer4254 It is not about what people think. It's about how incendiary rhetoric can lead to violent actions. We've seen it again and again since social media platforms have become a prominent mode of social communication.

    • @moore4807
      @moore4807 Год назад

      @@danieldreyer4254 Hate speech is subjective? To falsely yell fire in a crowded theatre is subjective? How about claiming historical facts are false is subjective too?? You make no sense in either context or subject matter.
      America has had the most progressive free speech laws in the world, however there are limits to anything and everything. Although the laws defining free speech are pretty lax and nave been interpreted differently by both action and word by the Judicial branch, the U.S. Constitution and Bill of Rights still have free speech limitations in it even though it was written over 200 years ago. Burning a US flag is not considered treasonous, but an expression of free speech, and that decision was upheld by the judges. Yet to speak or act out against the government, or to provide aid and comfort to the enemy of the U.S. IS treason... Why isn't it considered free speech? You wrote that is a purely political agenda. THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!!!

  • @dafinaglgrrrr8565
    @dafinaglgrrrr8565 Год назад +34

    I am SOOO grateful for the humor of sane men with brains 😂 and it restored my faith in the future

  • @wednesday8397
    @wednesday8397 Год назад +27

    Lol, I literally deleted my Twitter the same DAY musk took over. I had NO doubt he would do what he did

  • @seakr9838
    @seakr9838 Год назад +687

    Strange that she didn't object to people wearing masks on January 6th.

    • @brininahoward5445
      @brininahoward5445 Год назад +31

      Absolutely great comment

    • @Sheeler-Bey
      @Sheeler-Bey Год назад +35

      And the "pole watchers" in Arizona.

    • @t.nelson9345
      @t.nelson9345 Год назад +10

      That's a good ones.

    • @ExodusDawning
      @ExodusDawning Год назад +2

      @@t.nelson9345 p

    • @lettersandwordsandstuffs
      @lettersandwordsandstuffs Год назад

      Hey now Marjorie still is against blm so that's something we can all be thankful for lol look at the actual numbers and the insurrection is jack poo compared to blms mayhem and death...yes death way more than the insurrection watch something besides left wing media many are waking up,you should too

  • @liraloo
    @liraloo Год назад +168

    Crazy Mike in charge of the RNC. What a Christmas present!

    • @tomcostello8220
      @tomcostello8220 Год назад +10

      Mitch the turtle 🐢 McConnell tried to call Mike Pillow to tell him that he won't be head of the RNC but the FBI still has his phone.

    • @whitehouseplumber
      @whitehouseplumber Год назад +3

      @@tomcostello8220 😂

    • @1hawtMetz
      @1hawtMetz Год назад

      WHAT.

    • @lettersandwordsandstuffs
      @lettersandwordsandstuffs Год назад +2

      @@1hawtMetz he meant Trump...that would be a present

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +3

      At the rate they're going, he'd probably get the job too.

  • @sinistar99
    @sinistar99 Год назад +28

    "They're after me Musky Charms!"
    Died.

  • @marchamill
    @marchamill Год назад +98

    Absolutely well written and well said ! All my support from France.

    • @kroken5819
      @kroken5819 Год назад

      @@allanford2663 Take your pills man. I can tell that you know the history version we teach to our children or you only know the part you read on a 4chan forums, read an history book and learn were your country made is wealth while the world was at war. Anyway as Mark Twain said " Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience".

    • @Leeohlin89
      @Leeohlin89 Год назад

    • @allanford2663
      @allanford2663 Год назад

      You sure are cute

  • @Jadeskorpion
    @Jadeskorpion Год назад +233

    I'm glad I left Twitter. I wouldn't want to be associated with MTG even remotely.

    • @dirtyfrench2926
      @dirtyfrench2926 Год назад +19

      I play Magic the Gathering and am somehow ashamed they're both abbreviated as mtg...

    • @stephaniecornwell8766
      @stephaniecornwell8766 Год назад +9

      I was trying to be hopeful and stayed on the fence for a while but cut ties a couple weeks ago. I hate when I encounter folks I want to follow but are only on Twitter.

    • @somebodynamedsomething9751
      @somebodynamedsomething9751 Год назад +7

      @@dirtyfrench2926 ive gotten some concerned looks from people overhearing me and buds talking bout big (Reanimator) black decks in mtg vs white weenies (another type of deck). after an incident like that you all get real careful with word choice in public real quick.

    • @dirtyfrench2926
      @dirtyfrench2926 Год назад +5

      @@somebodynamedsomething9751 I've got a weird sense of humor... I would 100% get a kick out of that and laugh at their expense.

    • @somebodynamedsomething9751
      @somebodynamedsomething9751 Год назад +4

      @@dirtyfrench2926 weird humor best humor... shit was damn near impossible to not burst into laughter from.

  • @13katecoombs
    @13katecoombs Год назад +745

    MTG is such a class act! And knowledgeable. Maybe she can explain her medical theories to all the surgeons who wear masks while performing surgery.

    • @1Kent
      @1Kent Год назад +7

      She's the queen of the dipshits.

    • @indigowolf556
      @indigowolf556 Год назад +7

      Exactly how professional is she?

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto Год назад +46

      @Kate Coombs your comment is the first I've read in which the sarcasm comes through, on a rocket.

    • @EvesRevenge
      @EvesRevenge Год назад +2

      F in A, exactly! Plus farts are gas woman!!! Go back to school lady!

    • @joergmaass
      @joergmaass Год назад +67

      Undoubtedly, they wear masks to not have to smell the farts...

  • @jc199159
    @jc199159 Год назад +37

    “-Mike Lindell, seen here challenging a mailbox to a karate fight.”
    I am so far beyond high that I had to stop making my plate of food and rewind that for a second laugh, I can see that shit in my head and it’s absolutely amazing. Need that cosplay Mike from Jimmy Kimmel to enact that scene for me.

  • @nicolebragg1171
    @nicolebragg1171 Год назад +348

    The entire Lindell bit had me crying with laughter, honestly the writers deserve all the applause

    • @davidpaz9389
      @davidpaz9389 Год назад +7

      It was reported that numerous celebrities cut ties with Balenciaga after a My Pillow pillow was spotted in Balenciaga's children's BDSM ad.

    • @stephenstephen7371
      @stephenstephen7371 Год назад +1

      I'm Stephen from Missouri and you

    • @customer5032
      @customer5032 Год назад +5

      The funniest part was Stephen Colbert as Freddie Mercury! 😂🤣

    • @stephenstephen7371
      @stephenstephen7371 Год назад

      @@customer5032 what do u mean

    • @thomasdones4208
      @thomasdones4208 Год назад

      Funny how a simple man who makes pillows for a living has more courage humility love and consideration. What did you say you had again?

  • @wingschick
    @wingschick Год назад +40

    I left the dumpster fire that is Twitter a while ago.

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 Год назад +8

      I take great pride in the fact that I was never on it

    • @thethirdman225
      @thethirdman225 Год назад +3

      MSNBC described it a few weeks ago as, “… the entirely predictable, slow, rolling. Five alarm, thermonuclear dumpster fire…”

  • @immenseofperspectives8295
    @immenseofperspectives8295 Год назад +64

    "Seen here...releasing doves into a wind turbine" 🤣🤣

  • @eily_b
    @eily_b Год назад +52

    I get a lot of insane information on twitter just because I follow some American actors, writers, comedians... And thank God this show puts it in perspective at the end of the week (can watch all episodes of week on Saturday at tv over here). "They don't hate speech, they hate you because you freed hate speech" is 💪

    • @stephenstephen7371
      @stephenstephen7371 Год назад

      I'm Stephen from Missouri and you

    • @OpenMindArtist
      @OpenMindArtist Год назад

      And everyone's scared 👀 but dude it's the internet. You should be allowed to talk with hatred, just expect people to block you. BUT SHOULDNT automatically consor EVERYTHING because that just leads to issues of things being censored, that the public actually should be seeing... like Ch*na committing gen**ide...

  • @aaronharding2960
    @aaronharding2960 Год назад +66

    Writers were on point last night. And as always, immaculate delivery

  • @marcodebarkingville1827
    @marcodebarkingville1827 Год назад +66

    "the unholy mess her loins have wrought"🤣😂🤣

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Год назад +899

    I wouldn’t have survived a month in this insane world without Stephen. Thanks for always making me laugh and smile.

    • @billfoster5257
      @billfoster5257 Год назад +5

      He wasn't always around, but this place has been crazy forever.

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey Год назад +10

      You know, stuff is really, still very weird, but I way prefer 2022 to some of these other trash years we've had. Thanks to Stephen for getting us through.

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey Год назад +5

      @@billfoster5257 Thanks, it's good to remember it's not just in my lifetime, and learn to relax and enjoy my time here, instead of getting too rapped up in today's news.

    • @jamesirwin8917
      @jamesirwin8917 Год назад +17

      Yes, and the way he roasts Congress members like Greene, Jordan, Boebert, McCarthy, and Cruz is divine justice!

    • @stephaniecornwell8766
      @stephaniecornwell8766 Год назад +4

      I hate it when they aren’t on!!!

  • @cgoebbert
    @cgoebbert Год назад +41

    I might be the only one to say this, but anyone that has ever performed improv knows that Stephen Colbert does the best space work! Always picks up an (invisible) object the way one would with an actual object, handles it so well you actually believe it’s there, and Never forgets to discard the objects properly as well. I’ve only seen one player his equal and that was my former teacher, John Thies (RIP, brother 😔) who taught at The Hothouse Improvisational Theatre in Noho (LA). He Once spent 3-4 minutes in silence “touching” things in an improved room so well that the entire audience was enthralled with how amazingly well he showed us this invisible room and its contents. Total Master class in improv in the span of approx. 40 min set. 🤯 And, if memory serves, John actually did some work w/ Stephen in the Second City days in the ‘90’s, Amazing performers, the both of them. 🙏

  • @johnstephan7680
    @johnstephan7680 Год назад +72

    Kudos to the writers’ excellent opening and Colbert’s delivery.😂

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 Год назад +53

    "Speaking of things that are starting to smell bad..... Elon Musk".
    Started right from the jump did Stephen tonight!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Год назад +135

    The RNC chair shall be decided by pillow fight!

    • @escutus
      @escutus Год назад +9

      It has to be with those bricks Mike Pillow sells.

    • @muellerphyllis
      @muellerphyllis Год назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @thedaveandjimshow3809
      @thedaveandjimshow3809 Год назад +4

      I'm the Pillow Fight Master!

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 Год назад +1

      My pillow will put in some patented my rocks in his my pillows to win the fight.

    • @SW-dg9us
      @SW-dg9us Год назад

      Sure, but the dem lems have just voted an "Election Denier" to lead the dem minority in the house Hakeem Jefferies, that to this day is still denying the 2016 presidential election! LOL I wonder if this shill colbert will ever play that old tune again?

  • @andrearoosth564
    @andrearoosth564 Год назад +15

    Knocked it out of the ballpark with this one!

  • @kufitop
    @kufitop Год назад +19

    What a banger of a monologue!

  • @camelshit-on-the-walls446
    @camelshit-on-the-walls446 Год назад +220

    MT Green is one of those individuals that fills up the Deplorable Basket all by herself.
    And by heck are there a lot of those individuals.

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm Год назад

      She's a jar of mixed nuts all by herself.

    • @richardthurmond7103
      @richardthurmond7103 Год назад +3

      A lot!!!!

    • @cosmicraysshotsintothelight
      @cosmicraysshotsintothelight Год назад

      Double the size of GITMO. Add a mental ward. Be sure to include an electroshock 'therapy' lab, and a lobotomy procedure room. And some do not deserve such kindness (Gaetz). They get a rubber room and we can compile video of them bouncing off the walls trying to break their neck to get it over with... or the Thorazine route. drool baby drool. I figure about 600 oath sworn public officials participated in Trumps planned, scheduled coup attempt. Every last one should do a minimum of twenty years, and that includes Justice Thomas and 'his best friend'. And some civilians as well. I get a feeling ol' Newt had a hand in this shit stew as well. Let them roast and whither in the hot Cuban Sun. Never to set foot on free soil again, many of them. Good riddance. You might be able to tell... this kid ain't happy. I want prison terms. Every last 'player'.
      I say these are "immediately arrestable offenses". The Capitol Police should don full SWAT regalia and march onto the House Floor and arrest Marjorie Taylor Green, Lauren Boebert, Josh Hawley, And Jim Jordan, and Gohmert, and Gosar, and Loudermilk, and other direct 'players' in Trump's planned and mapped out scheme. And if they resist, TAZE their asses, bros! ALL deserve to be removed from their ability to walk on free soil. No bond as ALL represent not only a flight risk, but a risk of further incitement, a direct threat to the security of the nation. Try them right from their cells. We have the technology. And I would not forget to retain the "new inmate intake interrogation lab" either.
      I am not playing around. These guys thought they could play around with our government? Some of them deserve the firing squad and we should add a firing squad yard to the prison as well. And do not forget the potter's graveyard out back. No ceremony, no funeral, no grave marker... hell, no coffin. Worm food.
      This kid is NOT happy. I demand redress. I demand criminal prosecution. I demand imprisonment of all of those convicted.
      Wake up, America.

    • @TheAlanX2
      @TheAlanX2 Год назад +1

      Do u ever wonder...who does support her?

    • @Libbathegreat
      @Libbathegreat Год назад +1

      We're gonna need more baskets.

  • @alphabetsoup3610
    @alphabetsoup3610 Год назад +33

    Approximately 877,000 twitter users closed their accounts in the past 2 weeks.

    • @ldfreitas9437
      @ldfreitas9437 Год назад +10

      By next week it will be two million. Hopefully it goes out of business. Zuck Face next!

    • @simonmarlan8528
      @simonmarlan8528 Год назад +1

      Just goes to show that even if you have a ton of money, you can still be a dumbass. I hope twitter crashes and burns and he loses all that he put into it. It’s enjoyable to watch idiots squirm.

    • @Wunderlustgirl
      @Wunderlustgirl Год назад

      @@ldfreitas9437 maybe that's the plan. It's a ridiculous platform used by so many people (watching this play out 🍦

  • @evenflowsteven
    @evenflowsteven Год назад +6

    “They’re after me musky charms.” 😂

  • @rebeccahenderson7761
    @rebeccahenderson7761 Год назад +76

    OMG, Colbert and his writers are truly the greatest comedians that ever lived. His delivery and physical comedy + dancing is simply the best. I have never been much for potty humor, but that was truly epic! Bravo to you and your team Stephen, lol!!

    • @xLordOfNothingx
      @xLordOfNothingx Год назад

      blink twice if you are allright

    • @rebeccahenderson7761
      @rebeccahenderson7761 Год назад

      @@xLordOfNothingx Why do you waste your time with nonsense replies?

    • @dkamphaus43
      @dkamphaus43 Год назад

      @@rebeccahenderson7761 Why do you waste your time drooling over a shameless leftist hack who tries to pass himself off as a comedian?

    • @stephenstephen7371
      @stephenstephen7371 Год назад

      I'm Stephen from Missouri and you

    • @geerid
      @geerid Год назад +1

      Where is Q? Why you have this weirdo cult? Why one of your leader again exposes to be an pedophile?

  • @scififan5996
    @scififan5996 Год назад +1688

    I just want to say... that as a Minnesotan... please don't judge us all by Mike Lindell. I assure you the majority of us are quite sane.

    • @danielgehring7437
      @danielgehring7437 Год назад +110

      You statement should probably carry the addendum that it doesn't apply towards the end of February, when most of us up here are so stir crazy we could go full Shining at any moment.

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 Год назад +69

      I know people in the Northern Tier states. Lindell isn't ANYTHING like Minnesotans. He has got to be certifiable.

    • @auggieeast
      @auggieeast Год назад +40

      We know it's a blue state, so we assume Lindell is not the norm. I've been there myself like 5 times. Saw Dylan and the Dead at the Metrodome in 1986.

    • @siena2248
      @siena2248 Год назад +31

      Mike Lindell reminds me of the old men in Silicon Valley so if it makes y’all feel better this Californian will claim him for the Silicon Valley dumpsterfire

    • @DanStrayer
      @DanStrayer Год назад +92

      Take comfort, friend: I mostly judge you by Prince, Bob Dylan and Al Franken. And y’all never disappoint 👍🏽

  • @B1ibrab3aUty
    @B1ibrab3aUty Год назад +179

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The way I've screamed during this whole monologue...Stephen I'm sending you my hospital bill if I get hurt laughing at you so hard. You do me in every single time. Hilarious and a comedic genius. Brilliant man 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @cosmicraysshotsintothelight
      @cosmicraysshotsintothelight Год назад +6

      And that brass section! Wow!

    • @steveng7174
      @steveng7174 Год назад +1

      I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!

    • @MrPhotodoc
      @MrPhotodoc Год назад

      I know right?

    • @davidpaz9389
      @davidpaz9389 Год назад

      Recent examples of hate speech:
      -If you're not vaccinated for Covid you shouldn't receive health care or have a job!
      -Biological females who can't beat Lia Thompson and say she has an unfair competitive edge should practice more instead of being transphobic bigots!
      -Minorities who don't vote blue are sell out race traitors who don't know what's good for them!
      -If you don't like Twitter then go build your own platform!

  • @karlosdelacruz3803
    @karlosdelacruz3803 Год назад +15

    Stephen's monologues are hands down the coldest in the game. The writing team + His deliveries are undefeated.

    • @WalterStahlhelm
      @WalterStahlhelm Год назад

      And someday, because of his inspired ideas translated to "comedy", you'll achieve all you hoped for.
      I can't wait. 🙂

  • @janicebritton4461
    @janicebritton4461 Год назад +7

    Awesome monologue, Mr. Colbert...one of the best ever!! Thank you 😂

  • @denisewells6856
    @denisewells6856 Год назад +358

    I cannot express how important you are to the sane people! You are a national treasure!

    • @timreeves8937
      @timreeves8937 Год назад

      He is a national joke. Sane? Like all the people in his audience still wearing masks like little cultists despite no regulation or science saying it is necessary and no one else doing it? You people are in a cult.

    • @paoist
      @paoist Год назад

      International treasure!

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Год назад +845

    Marjorie Toilet Greene takes the term ‘stupidity’ to new heights.

    • @CP-mb7ly
      @CP-mb7ly Год назад +3

      Don't insult toilets, at least they're useful. MTG is always full of sh*t

    • @djtdub1
      @djtdub1 Год назад +52

      Or new depths.

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto Год назад

      @Mike Oxbig ikr, she makes stupidity look smart.
      She's an ignorant twat.. she needs to be shown the exit.

    • @goahead3995
      @goahead3995 Год назад +11

      Because divorce matters.

    • @BlackGuardXIII
      @BlackGuardXIII Год назад +60

      She’s fragrantly exposing the gazpacho police and their peach tree dishes, to promote Marshal law.

  • @torntokoroa3357
    @torntokoroa3357 Год назад +2

    Please
    Please let pillow man win that. The bungling that'll occur is fucking fantastic.

  • @barbaramedlock4337
    @barbaramedlock4337 Год назад +27

    steven colbert just gets better my stomach hurts laughing so much i love the colbert show

  • @coldcampaign2058
    @coldcampaign2058 Год назад +615

    Protect Colbert at ALL costs.

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Год назад +4

      If he disappeared tomorrow he wouldn't be missed except by other Democrat shills.

    • @eneobande7433
      @eneobande7433 Год назад

      @@johnbrowne3950 loser loser, pants on fire

    • @xXEGPXx
      @xXEGPXx Год назад +1

      @@johnbrowne3950 "Everyone who disagrees with me is a shill" - a subhuman

    • @user-vj4ih9pp9z
      @user-vj4ih9pp9z Год назад

      @@xXEGPXx They're sick , you can't help them.

    • @True-Patriot
      @True-Patriot Год назад +11

      @@johnbrowne3950 You are so right, there ain't anything left in your head.

  • @ianmiller6040
    @ianmiller6040 Год назад +206

    Looks like Elon is throwing out everything at Twitter, *including* the kitchen sink! Also, that Lindel impression was great!

    • @heckzotica
      @heckzotica Год назад +6

      When I first saw that picture of Musk walking into twit headquarters with that sink my mind immediately went to 'him taking everything including the kitchen sink`. I didn't read the joke he was actually trying to make untill later.

    • @patrickbrumm4120
      @patrickbrumm4120 Год назад +8

      that pic of him walking into the building carrying a sink? He was there to sink it. He knew it then. That was the plan.

    • @samuraigundam0079
      @samuraigundam0079 Год назад

      How could someone as smart as Colbert not understand what Musk is doing?
      He’s not “freeing hate speech”, he’s preventing one side from dominating the platform with fake bots. I’m Left leaning, but what he’s doing is the absolute best thing that could have happened for the platform; he’s making it fair. And he’s not letting people say whatever they want. He instituted rules that would ban hate speech. He just banned Kanye.
      Seth Meyers gets it.

    • @ianmiller6040
      @ianmiller6040 Год назад

      @@samuraigundam0079 ruclips.net/video/GGn25URIss8/видео.html&ab_channel=527dannyb

    • @samuraigundam0079
      @samuraigundam0079 Год назад

      @@ianmiller6040 I’m sorry you and your bot army won’t be able to cancel people for a bad joke or simply being republican and not believing in everything you do, in lock step.

  • @artemmandrob
    @artemmandrob Год назад +4

    There once was a platform caller twitter
    It was perfect for the angry and bitter
    Just send a quick note
    To sink someone’s boat
    While sitting atop of your shitter

  • @juanmoa2259
    @juanmoa2259 Год назад +7

    The Marjorie bit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @petegarza2025
    @petegarza2025 Год назад +18

    Wow Stephen took no prisoners tonight, going after ELON MUSK,the MY PILLOW JERK,and MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN'S "FARTS"😱😱😱

    • @DjiemYT
      @DjiemYT Год назад +1

      The Three Stooges

  • @sugerbean4800
    @sugerbean4800 Год назад +37

    I love the “dancing with that chicken” bit! Please don’t let it die!

    • @rogeramos8052
      @rogeramos8052 Год назад +2

      It’s the new “is potato” 😂

  • @channelforwhat
    @channelforwhat Год назад +10

    '...do you have that in a thong ? ' followed shortly after by
    ' just get a brita ' (as in a filter for ..) got us all literally ROTFL

  • @vickiedixon9745
    @vickiedixon9745 Год назад +12

    Holy Cow Stephen you get better day to day and I didn't think you could better because you are already the greatest.

  • @Worldbuilder
    @Worldbuilder Год назад +79

    “But Lindell’s been like a son to… oh, yeah.” That was me *done*! 😂

  • @yeroca
    @yeroca Год назад +40

    I wish I had ever used Twitter, so that I could rage quit. Unfortunately I don't have that privilege.

    • @dirtyfrench2926
      @dirtyfrench2926 Год назад +4

      I'm proud I can say the same for Twitter, Facebook, and all that bs...

    • @elegantgypsyrose5328
      @elegantgypsyrose5328 Год назад +1

      @@dirtyfrench2926 me too. I'd would rage quit if I'd ever gotten one of the stupid things ..but... ain't been that dumb

    • @lisaspikes4291
      @lisaspikes4291 Год назад

      I did set up a Twitter account eons ago, but after going on it a few times, realized it was not for me. I found it useless. I’m really not that interested in people’s random thoughts. They’re not very interesting.

  • @markgentry6688
    @markgentry6688 Год назад +3

    The most hilarious monolog I have heard a while. Great job !

  • @deborahnaybor2233
    @deborahnaybor2233 Год назад +7

    One of your best monologues ever.

    • @steveng7174
      @steveng7174 Год назад +1

      I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!

    • @dkamphaus43
      @dkamphaus43 Год назад

      Compared to what?

    • @stephenstephen7371
      @stephenstephen7371 Год назад

      I'm Stephen from Missouri and you

    • @theduder2617
      @theduder2617 Год назад

      @@dkamphaus43
      Well... how about you take a few hours to think about the very question you asked. What on this planet could you possibly imagine this monologue was being compared to if it were not being compared to previous monologues Stephen performed on this very show?
      Do you think it was being compared to an apple? Perhaps a car?
      Reading comprehension. It's not as if a whole lot is being asked nor expected. Your failed attempt to judge another's personal opinion has been detected. Try respectable, civilized discussion from here on out if you wish not to be called out.

  • @josephwheeler8753
    @josephwheeler8753 Год назад +138

    Your show is so intelligent and hilarious at the same time. Thank you Stephen.

    • @lettersandwordsandstuffs
      @lettersandwordsandstuffs Год назад

      Lol yea intelligent and hilarious if you're not that smart or funny

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Год назад +3

      @@lettersandwordsandstuffs well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

    • @randallbolt9193
      @randallbolt9193 Год назад

      @@lettersandwordsandstuffs < Another butthurt MAGAdiot chimes in

    • @AndrewAMartin
      @AndrewAMartin Год назад

      @@lettersandwordsandstuffs Cope harder, snowflake...

    • @irenemax3574
      @irenemax3574 Год назад +1

      Quick, Joseph, change that Steve to Stephen.

  • @dmercury292
    @dmercury292 Год назад +44

    I sure hope and pray Lindell gets the RNC chair. It will be the ultimate GQP reach around. I’m here for it.🍿

  • @Jack-ms3so
    @Jack-ms3so Год назад +1

    Colbert at his funniest! As far as twitter is concerned I dropped it!

  • @jeromesims
    @jeromesims Год назад +9

    "Do they hate free speech in America?" I guess the good thing about Elon is that he demonstrates eloquently the reality that the richest people in the world are really just as dumb or smart as the rest of us, but with a lot more money and power.

  • @DelightLovesMovies
    @DelightLovesMovies Год назад +33

    Marjorie Taylor Green farted? I'm so sorry...I thought that was her breath.

    • @dirtyfrench2926
      @dirtyfrench2926 Год назад +3

      You mean to tell me she doesn't walk on her hands and that's not an ass? I learn something new every day...

    • @hollylandis4818
      @hollylandis4818 Год назад +1

      Probably is1🤣

    • @bryanspindle4455
      @bryanspindle4455 Год назад

      Well when you talk out of your ass like she does......

  • @adamfanalways
    @adamfanalways Год назад +539

    Thank you, thank you Stephen Colbert for your monologue every night, you give us a update on the news and can make us laugh about it! Your a true Patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @cynthiacoker3880
      @cynthiacoker3880 Год назад +2

      fake news or half news ,ppl go look up the articles and think for urselves…

    • @squirrelcottage4052
      @squirrelcottage4052 Год назад +12

      I get my news from Stephen Colbert. His version is all I can stomach. Works for me. ~~~^..^

    • @charlottepetersel8288
      @charlottepetersel8288 Год назад +14

      @@cynthiacoker3880 we do get our own info. but the comedy is relief from it all.

    • @spankduncan1114
      @spankduncan1114 Год назад +5

      @@cynthiacoker3880 this isn't news. It's satire.

    • @juanitacruz6015
      @juanitacruz6015 Год назад +8

      @@cynthiacoker3880
      Stop it. We do think for ourselves , This is for fun.

  • @andeechristian9436
    @andeechristian9436 Год назад +3

    Love the last sneaky bit calling out Mayor Adams! Well played👏

  • @floguitarfreak
    @floguitarfreak Год назад +1

    thank you for that Kenga Magjike bit, it made my day hearing my favourite comedian speaking my mother tongue! Faleminderit Stephen!

  • @mdouglaswray
    @mdouglaswray Год назад +99

    I needed a laugh so bad. Thank you Stephen

  • @aunt_cami2650
    @aunt_cami2650 Год назад +214

    Steven cracks me up - thanks for your great jokes!

    • @peace4myheart
      @peace4myheart Год назад +7

      GIve credits where credits are due. Most of those are from his great writers. But Stephen gets credit for executing them flawlessly.

    • @steveng7174
      @steveng7174 Год назад +1

      I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!

  • @joywilhide
    @joywilhide Год назад +2

    I removed Twitter from my phone after the lastime I got a notice about a Lauren Boebert post.

  • @Ravenzpeak
    @Ravenzpeak Год назад +1

    "and purple nazi's"....LOL! I love the little jig at the end 😆

  • @laras678
    @laras678 Год назад +16

    I don't understand how people continue to complain about Twitter, but don't leave.

    • @howsier
      @howsier Год назад +3

      That's the American way...complain and do nothing

  • @scottsmyth87ss
    @scottsmyth87ss Год назад +97

    Stephen, you rock. Give the staff a raise lol

  • @ruthmelicharles5062
    @ruthmelicharles5062 Год назад +2

    Is it fair to say that Stephen Colbert is the best at this?
    I think it is. His delivery is hilariously amazing.

  • @sunlightcat6974
    @sunlightcat6974 Год назад +23

    OMG the entire MTG bit was outstanding! Thank God for you..... I needed that laugh so badly!

  • @mori1bund
    @mori1bund Год назад +101

    Never thought I'd see Stephen do a Freddie Mercury impersonation during one of his monologues 😁😁😂😂

    • @asmith8692
      @asmith8692 Год назад +6

      Better than Mike Pillow.

    • @customer5032
      @customer5032 Год назад +3

      That was hilarious! 😂🤣

    • @WalterStahlhelm
      @WalterStahlhelm Год назад

      @@asmith8692 Who is white and bad because of it.

    • @WalterStahlhelm
      @WalterStahlhelm Год назад

      He already impersonates Freddy in his other habits.

  • @lanceamillion
    @lanceamillion Год назад +2

    😃😃😃😁That was a good one, Steven!!!👏👏👏👏👏👊👊👊👊

  • @debemerich213
    @debemerich213 Год назад +5

    You and your writers are the best

  • @SamuraiFoochs
    @SamuraiFoochs Год назад +15

    "Seven Chili Pepper Nuclear Butt Wind" is unbelievably poetic mastery.

  • @davidmiller4594
    @davidmiller4594 Год назад +26

    I'd love to be the first guy to tell MTG, "Well, that's why wearing your underwear on your face is Not recommended. Yes Marjorie, even the really thick ones"

  • @TheNeoVid
    @TheNeoVid Год назад +2

    Exploding robots... Finally, we get a new reason to use the term "blow-up doll."

  • @Lanearndt
    @Lanearndt Год назад +2

    The sooner all these lunatics tear down the social media machine the better!!

  • @danielgehring7437
    @danielgehring7437 Год назад +44

    Does anybody else think Lindell's mustache makes it look like he's about two steps away from tying Nell to the train tracks?

  • @usaskjock
    @usaskjock Год назад +46

    This was one of the absolute best monologues

  • @kamanama3671
    @kamanama3671 Год назад +23

    I never use Twitter ever but I have an account. When I found out Marjorie Taylor Greene was back on and what she had said about saying whatever she wanted she was going to test free-speech. This is what I did. I called her to see you next Tuesday without using the word see you next Tuesday starts with the letter C ends with the letter T. I referenced the free-speech part and what she had said in my tweet it took them 25 minutes to yank me off Twitter and disable my account. I was laughing so incredibly hard, but it felt so good that somebody saw it. I still think she’s a see you next Tuesday.

    • @WhatNow58
      @WhatNow58 Год назад +1

      I got permanently banned on Twitter for trashing her as well. They would not reinstate my account in so called “ redemption “ week. It is just going to become another alt right voice like tRumps unTruth Social 🤮

    • @joanneweiss3864
      @joanneweiss3864 Год назад +2

      OMG you're brilliant 🤣🤣🤣

    • @drumlessons833
      @drumlessons833 Год назад +1

      The real question is: should you have been censored for what you said?

    • @WhatNow58
      @WhatNow58 Год назад +1

      @@drumlessons833 probably but they’re targeting liberals on twitter

    • @drumlessons833
      @drumlessons833 Год назад +1

      @@WhatNow58 I disagree. She should not have been censored.
      People like MTG, or Kanye, or Trump should be allowed to spew their drivel. Open discourse is the best way to address, dismantle, and oppose fascist views.
      Censorship is like toxic gas. It may be tempting at times, but the wind always changes eventually. The very ideology of censorship has been espoused by the people Kanye supports, ironically, and it's only through open discourse that such hypocrisy and indefensible beliefs can be most effectively rejected.

  • @Lanwarder
    @Lanwarder Год назад +1

    I don't want that "I'm dancing with that chicken" bit to ever end please

  • @susan174
    @susan174 Год назад +439

    Gotta say: MTG never disappoints. She is capable of lowering the bar for civility, ignorance, and truth despite how low it has gone.

    • @CLee-hx8mx
      @CLee-hx8mx Год назад

      Start digging holes to China 🤨

    • @caseyjones9716
      @caseyjones9716 Год назад +29

      Not to mention her lack of understanding of molecular science.

    • @taralohman6492
      @taralohman6492 Год назад +30

      @@caseyjones9716or any other kind of science

    • @allenlovell1604
      @allenlovell1604 Год назад +3

      But can she limbo under the limbo pole? Or is that an improvement ? LOL

    • @stephenstephen7371
      @stephenstephen7371 Год назад +1

      I'm Stephen from Missouri and you

  • @pucknorris3473
    @pucknorris3473 Год назад +17

    As an irish american allow me to say i find his stereo typing of my proud nationality quite offensive and accurate .

  • @pld4444
    @pld4444 Год назад

    Best JIG I've seen in years Mr. Colbert. Nice!

  • @teddzagan5178
    @teddzagan5178 Год назад +1

    That stash is a throwback to Strangers With Candy LOL!

  • @waasupbuddy
    @waasupbuddy Год назад +94

    We are the champions you floored me Stephen :)) Funny judicious and endearing, it’s always a treat to find a new video. Thank you and your team

    • @davidpaz9389
      @davidpaz9389 Год назад

      Censorship is genuine fascist hate speech.

  • @michaelg3088
    @michaelg3088 Год назад +15

    I am so glad that I've never used Twitter.

  • @jasonlevely8747
    @jasonlevely8747 Год назад +2

    Just get a Brita ! best line ever!!! (audience didnt get it.😂)

  • @joeybaby.
    @joeybaby. Год назад +27

    I truly hope more major advertisers leave Twitter .

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 Год назад

      Yeah if were lucky the celebrities will stay and we can leave that trash pit to burn and die

  • @kathybyerly7904
    @kathybyerly7904 Год назад +93

    Thank you for making me laugh 😃 love ya Colbert couldn't get thru this without you.

    • @lettersandwordsandstuffs
      @lettersandwordsandstuffs Год назад

      He couldn't care less about you, he's fine with paying 15 bucks a gallon in gas,while you I assume wouldn't be ideal for. The left wants you broke and to own nothing so they can give you "everything" wake up and see or don't

  • @tiffanyroberson9773
    @tiffanyroberson9773 Год назад +1

    You would think someone so full of hot air would understand gas exchange, MTG is a mess 🤦‍♀️

  • @EmeraldWings90
    @EmeraldWings90 Год назад +1

    You asking Santa for Mike Lindell to win... I am having flashbacks to John Oliver encouraging T**** to run for president. I hope you won't have a similar regret :D

  • @tmelitta51
    @tmelitta51 Год назад +9

    I dropped Twitter a couple of months ago because of the Bots and BS...So glad I'm off

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 Год назад +113

    Oh Stephen , please don’t ever leave us !!! I do not think I could find nearly so much to laugh about in this world today 🤣I like the Stash .. but I bet Evie would veto it hahaha 😂 such a wonderful monologue , by my count , it’s the 4 th one this week !! You sir are rocking it props to the writers too !

    • @lettersandwordsandstuffs
      @lettersandwordsandstuffs Год назад

      He won't as long as there are stupid people to watch he will have a job and continue

  • @kiyoteblue
    @kiyoteblue Год назад +2

    _The mustache makes Stephen look suspiciously like Ned Flanders..._

  • @DieTinBach
    @DieTinBach Год назад +2

    Cute that Stephen thinks he looks like Freddie Mercury. But let's be honest. He really looks more like Ned Flanders.

  • @davidgordon7673
    @davidgordon7673 Год назад +33

    Love me some Colbert on a Thursday night!

  • @feliciasantiago4345
    @feliciasantiago4345 Год назад +9

    Colbert has gotten me thru some rough times.👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼🙌🏼💙

  • @azjaguar
    @azjaguar Год назад +1

    “Releasing doves into a wind turbine.”

  • @lemonadecupcakes
    @lemonadecupcakes Год назад +1

    I thought he said THUNDERGARMENTS and I almost choked on my water!

  • @stuartmorgan3654
    @stuartmorgan3654 Год назад +473

    Can't trust a computer but can't live without his phone to the point he was begging law enforcement not to take it because everything is in it. Which is kind of why they wanted it.

    • @juneramirez8580
      @juneramirez8580 Год назад +1

      Stuart EXACTLY what I was thinking when I heard his distrust of computers. Like I have been saying all along " republicans don't think passed their nose's". They make rules without fully thinking the consequences or how those rules will hurt the majority.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 Год назад

      Too stupid for a computer. Not even a Linux - he couldn't even handle something that comes pre-installed with Windows. Think about that. 😲 And yet he's in charge of a company - be it a shoddy one.

    • @petegarcia4682
      @petegarcia4682 Год назад

      It’s always to control the trumpworld narrative. Whether it’s intimidation, projection, false equivalence, name calling, denial and or whataboutisms. It’s a way to empower the trumpworld conspiracy narrative of a “deep-state” that keeps their supporters distrustful of anyone except Trump and MAGA’s.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +37

      Mike Lindell is the best reason not to do crack.

    • @JacquelinElizabethWrites
      @JacquelinElizabethWrites Год назад +31

      Does he not realize that smart phones are just tiny computers?

  • @johnbircher5412
    @johnbircher5412 Год назад +68

    Thank's for standing up against evil. Love ya Andrew.

    • @X2LR8
      @X2LR8 Год назад +1

      Evil is in the eye of the beholder. Yeah it is.

    • @johnbircher5412
      @johnbircher5412 Год назад +1

      Evil is what it is, evil. Hard to see the dark side it is for you.

  • @penguinjoe1961
    @penguinjoe1961 Год назад +1

    Damn, I saw that MTG tweet. I just shook my head at the time and posted .... "And... they're off!". I was expecting the stupidity level to rise exponentially. I wasn't disappointed.

  • @seivaDsugnA
    @seivaDsugnA Год назад +1

    I'm Canadian, so I'll vote for that pillow guy with my mind, eh?

  • @russward2612
    @russward2612 Год назад +102

    You deliver my daily dose of sanity , Stephen. Keep on keeping on, fellow baby. ✌️🖖

    • @steveng7174
      @steveng7174 Год назад +1

      I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!

  • @brendaoneill1581
    @brendaoneill1581 Год назад +37

    Brilliant capture of humanity hindsight! 🤣🤗..a brilliant team with Stephen!