Republicans DESPERATE to Smear Biden, Pence’s Comma Controversy & Kiss or Mariah Carey!?

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  • Опубликовано: 6 июн 2024
  • Today is the day known as Giving Tuesday, the U.S. Forest Service has an idea for how to save money this holiday season, 40 members of Congress have announced plans to retire at the end of their terms, Hunter Biden may be headed to testify in front of the House Oversight Committee, Fox News is so desperate to smear Joe Biden they are literally grasping at straws, Mike Pence is getting caught up in a controversy about a comma, and we positioned ourselves right in front of the world famous Hollywood Bowl for a new game we like to call “The Poll at the Bowl” where we guess whether fans are there to see Mariah Carey or Kiss.
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  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 6 месяцев назад +286

    Literally grasping at straws 😂

    • @mikeallerton
      @mikeallerton 6 месяцев назад +16

      Gasping at straws.

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 6 месяцев назад +10

      The pun played itself.

    • @BurmaJ
      @BurmaJ 6 месяцев назад +5

      🥁ayooo!

    • @watersipper1116
      @watersipper1116 6 месяцев назад +3

      Nice!

    • @watersipper1116
      @watersipper1116 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@mikeallerton Very Nice!

  • @r.j.bgagne4023
    @r.j.bgagne4023 6 месяцев назад +68

    They must be buying hamburger at the same place that other guy bought his $90 turkey

    • @davidleedougherty6478
      @davidleedougherty6478 6 месяцев назад +10

      I live in absolutely average town in ga... At the local grocery store ground beef is $2.99lb. I don't even know where these people get off or how they live with themselves

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 6 месяцев назад +5

      its those MAGAMarts.

    • @mlbrooks4066
      @mlbrooks4066 6 месяцев назад +4

      Or the airport where David Brooks complained about his expensive lunch that turned out to be really expensive because of the really expensive liquor he washed it down with.

  • @storywala88
    @storywala88 6 месяцев назад +41

    Oh no, a straw! Stop the press😂

  • @davesnothere420
    @davesnothere420 6 месяцев назад +52

    Who the hell is paying $6 a pound for hamburger?! I'm paying $3 a pound for the regular stuff here in Seattle...

    • @Birdyblue12
      @Birdyblue12 6 месяцев назад +3

      I do ,in upstate NY

    • @bonzrh68
      @bonzrh68 6 месяцев назад +12

      Yeah man! Seattle guy here too! Fox thinks sane people believe them. I feel so sorry for their viewers because Fox anchors treat them like idiots, or maybe they are!😂🤣😂

    • @user-yi3fg6qx4e
      @user-yi3fg6qx4e 6 месяцев назад +4

      Here it's 5 something at our location store. And they serve the poor people. They're the only store who lets the regulars take carts home. The dollar general next door gets their carts stolen all the time... so often that they order new carts several times a year. The store next door pays a guy with a pickup 20 bucks a week to gather them up around the neighborhood.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 6 месяцев назад

      THEY LIE TO ALL OF THE FOOLS WHO WATCH FOX ENTERTAINMENT!!

    • @carlrodrigues6919
      @carlrodrigues6919 6 месяцев назад +4

      Lies lies lies FDT

  • @Trumpstinks
    @Trumpstinks 6 месяцев назад +56

    I agree. I'm not paying $200 for a tree that will be thrown out in 4 weeks.

    • @bonzrh68
      @bonzrh68 6 месяцев назад +8

      Same here, I never had a real tree, I always have fake one, that I can keep and hide till the next generations of Christmas😂

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 6 месяцев назад +1

      Heck yeah!

    • @mlbrooks4066
      @mlbrooks4066 6 месяцев назад +7

      When my husband was living, we would go cut our own tree, but it was the experience we were paying for - the time together, the picking out the right tree, the walking together in a forest of trees, etc. - not just the tree. When he died, I bought an artificial tree and I've had it for over 15 years. It holds our ornaments, doesn't need watering, and rather than drag it off to the curb in January, I just pack it up again. Speaking of which, this weekend I will put it together again and put it in the window for my neighbors to enjoy (which they have told me they do). Pretty nice Christmas tradition, actually.

  • @IAmWBeard
    @IAmWBeard 6 месяцев назад +212

    Omfg, so Fox is straw shaming now? How is this the world i live in???!!!

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 6 месяцев назад +26

      Next thing you know I'll have to cut my banana up and eat it with a fork.😮

    • @soliniv1411
      @soliniv1411 6 месяцев назад +15

      Damit no more hot dogs for me i guess

    • @SoManyRandomRamblings
      @SoManyRandomRamblings 6 месяцев назад

      Because the right have been doing this since before cancel culture existed......the 80s had them freaking out over D&D. They got a foot in the door early and it's been downhill since.

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 6 месяцев назад +22

      My kids use straws whenever we go out to dinner.... WHAT KIND OF PARENT AM I???

    • @bob-zi1eb
      @bob-zi1eb 6 месяцев назад +3

      Shut up. Be happy.

  • @sherrybirchall8677
    @sherrybirchall8677 6 месяцев назад +700

    Wow. Biden drinking through a straw? I've never see such a scandal since Obama's tan suit.

    • @joshwalker8984
      @joshwalker8984 6 месяцев назад +66

      Right wingers need their safe space.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 6 месяцев назад +61

      Actually, I thought the Dijon mustard was worse! 😜

    • @leagarner3675
      @leagarner3675 6 месяцев назад +56

      Fox: The Fake Outrage Machine.

    • @rambleon2838
      @rambleon2838 6 месяцев назад

      They are the woke ones, but blame the Dems being woke. Russian whataboutism at full display here.

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 6 месяцев назад +32

      This is surely grounds for impeachment!

  • @Dan-ud8hz
    @Dan-ud8hz 6 месяцев назад +156

    “The best weapon of a dictatorship is secrecy, but the best weapon of a democracy should be the weapon of openness.”
    ― Niels Bohr

    • @matthewa11
      @matthewa11 6 месяцев назад +1

      “Dictator” is just another juvenile buzzword thrown around by belligerent bullies who won’t do as they’re told by those who have earned the authority to do so.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 6 месяцев назад +228

    Fox News is okay with Don Jr. sniffing something through a straw.

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox 6 месяцев назад +23

      Well, done Commander.

    • @theraphshady1465
      @theraphshady1465 6 месяцев назад

      And FBI is indenial of Hunter sniffing coke in the white house.

    • @TommyMuriel
      @TommyMuriel 6 месяцев назад +20

      yup.... in HIS particular case, there's no way to spell NARCISSISTIC without NARC........

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 6 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@theraphshady1465Just like they were in denial of Don Jr. snorting Coke in the White House (by the way, Hunter never goes there, and he wasn't anywhere around there when that coke was found).

    • @laras678
      @laras678 6 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@freya8133But that fact sure didn't stop Fox News from saying that the cocaine had to be Hunter's!

  • @TheMemoryPolice
    @TheMemoryPolice 6 месяцев назад +57

    I love the Angry tree guy.Please bring him on the show

  • @janicebunch7599
    @janicebunch7599 6 месяцев назад +22

    If they can be that upset over a comma, but not be worried about a period!

  • @roywhitman7109
    @roywhitman7109 6 месяцев назад +14

    The Christmas tree guy pretty much summed things up!!😂😂🎅

  • @fiatr.5472
    @fiatr.5472 6 месяцев назад +62

    mean ol grasshole! hilarious stuff Jimmy!

    • @bonzrh68
      @bonzrh68 6 месяцев назад +2

      Luv it! Luv it!😂🤣😂

    • @michaelgillespie1206
      @michaelgillespie1206 6 месяцев назад +1

      He's the one that sleeps through every meeting.

  • @8arrows
    @8arrows 6 месяцев назад +28

    James Comer never went to law school. Let that sink in!!!!

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 6 месяцев назад +6

      And Jim Jordan never finished.
      Two peas in a pod

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@user-zb9lv3gh8s I know about Jordan’s lack of law education. And MTG, Boebert, and many many more. In the Republican Party. And not to be biased. The Dems have elected lawmakers without law degrees TOO.

  • @ur22much2
    @ur22much2 6 месяцев назад +35

    Rich people like those at Fox, shop at the expensive stores, not the stores at which the common folk shop.

  • @galeworthington6358
    @galeworthington6358 6 месяцев назад +34

    If we televise it how can we makes stuff up? You nailed it!

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 6 месяцев назад +195

    Fox News (falsely) claimed that turkey costs $90 and you need to use an ID to buy bread. Why the HELL should I believe anything they say about the price of groceries!?

    • @termitered
      @termitered 6 месяцев назад +19

      Hamburger hurting the people they're supposed to Help? 😅

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 6 месяцев назад

      Sadly, the misleading $14 hamberder story is totally effective on ppl who watch Faux News.

    • @patlynch6517
      @patlynch6517 6 месяцев назад +24

      I saw the clip about the $90 turkey. For that to be accurate, the turkey would have to weigh 40 lbs!

    • @johnhipp8267
      @johnhipp8267 6 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@patlynch6517Colbert figured it out on his show, at the average cost of 1.25 a pound it would be a 72 pound turkey.

    • @tomvaldez7178
      @tomvaldez7178 6 месяцев назад +2

      how would cason don't you know who I am jhaffetz know
      he is in Benghazi looking for Clinton's emails

  • @Dan_Boston
    @Dan_Boston 6 месяцев назад +42

    Jail to the Chief 🫡

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 6 месяцев назад +8

      The orange jumpsuit will go well with his complexion.

  • @rhiannonexotic5616
    @rhiannonexotic5616 6 месяцев назад +34

    I laughed so hard at the end. I can't believe he said that in front of a microphone & camera! 😂😂😂

    • @ShineOnBenevolentSun
      @ShineOnBenevolentSun 6 месяцев назад +3

      The hesitation before saying it... Neither can he! 😂

    • @VinceValentine
      @VinceValentine 6 месяцев назад +1

      To be fair, that video...

  • @tomcostello8220
    @tomcostello8220 6 месяцев назад +13

    We MUST find out about that comma, period.!!!!

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 6 месяцев назад +2

      ?

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@gary-rr7jp -

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 6 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂
      You got Me with thaT

  • @bongwelll
    @bongwelll 6 месяцев назад +292

    The straw thing is absolutely ridiculous. These people shouldn't be allowed to talk in public. We were promised The Jetsons but got Idiocracy and Blade Runner instead. What a wonderful world - Joey Ramon

    • @markwilliams2620
      @markwilliams2620 6 месяцев назад +5

      Blade Runner has pleasure models and skitters. We have Chinese pocket 😻's and Kia's. Maybe if we just added a bad voice over?

    • @StageRight123
      @StageRight123 6 месяцев назад +2

      You mean Louis Armstrong.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 6 месяцев назад +13

      I thought our Aussie morning programmes delivered some shyte but this is unbelievable, and so many Americans seem to lap it up. SMDH.

    • @Iluthra
      @Iluthra 6 месяцев назад +3

      It watters, what do you expect?

    • @MaryAnnNytowl
      @MaryAnnNytowl 6 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@markwilliams2620hey, I love my Kia! It's got plenty of zip, keeps up well in traffic (and often gets carried away and goes too fast, lol), AND I still can average 35+ MPG. You can complain about other shyt, just leave my Kia out of it. 😂

  • @aphoristaemporium123
    @aphoristaemporium123 6 месяцев назад +19

    How would Jesse know anything about being a man?

  • @peanutbutter3543
    @peanutbutter3543 6 месяцев назад +4

    Tan Suit and showing arms, remember that anyone? Same ole, Same ole..*eye roll*

  • @RFlash-xc4lo
    @RFlash-xc4lo 6 месяцев назад +10

    Nooo haha this man did not say "This also hurts hamburger helper!"😂😂😂

  • @dgschindele
    @dgschindele 6 месяцев назад +165

    Consistently among the funniest late-night shows. And full swift recovery to Colbert!

    • @evaprokop6056
      @evaprokop6056 6 месяцев назад +8

      What happened to Stephen?

    • @venkatsarma007
      @venkatsarma007 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@evaprokop6056 ruptured appendix

    • @ggjohnson5754
      @ggjohnson5754 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​​@@evaprokop6056appendicitis. It burst. Very dangerous.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 6 месяцев назад

      @@evaprokop6056 His appendix ruptured, just after he recovered from Covid.

    • @dgschindele
      @dgschindele 6 месяцев назад +10

      Apparently a ruptured appendix.

  • @theblackenedphoenix
    @theblackenedphoenix 6 месяцев назад +7

    Are these people shopping at Whole Foods? I work at a very popular grocery chain and prices are nowhere near $6.

  • @wavydavy9816
    @wavydavy9816 6 месяцев назад +41

    The whole Kiss or Mariah thing had me in stitches.
    Why on Earth did the last guy decide to share that story with everyone? 🤦‍♂

  • @cactuscanuck6802
    @cactuscanuck6802 6 месяцев назад +8

    Forget ground beef! Anyone see the price of hamburder lately?! And how about a cup of covfefe!?!

  • @TiltMoSama
    @TiltMoSama 6 месяцев назад +13

    Oh man, a lot of men use straws... this is awkward.

  • @robertcartier5088
    @robertcartier5088 6 месяцев назад +65

    That 'Hamburger Helper' comment from FOX News will reach millions and millions of MAGAs who still think fine cuisine is Shepherd's Pie! 🙄

    • @Faesharlyn
      @Faesharlyn 6 месяцев назад +5

      Except they call it "Cumberland pie" and pay $1500 for a tea sized portion lol

    • @PistachioDean
      @PistachioDean 6 месяцев назад +15

      Y'all don't you be coming for Shepherd's Pie now 😂

    • @fairyprincess911
      @fairyprincess911 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@PistachioDeanMy thoughts😒

    • @mwrkhan
      @mwrkhan 6 месяцев назад

      Shepherd's pie is made with lamb. Fine cuisine for the Magas.

    • @robertcartier5088
      @robertcartier5088 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@mwrkhan The recipe has adapted to many cultures and regions over the centuries. In North America it is almost always ground beef, corn, and mashed potatoes. I've recently tried it with peas and mashed sweet potato... surprisingly good! Shepherd's Pie is a hearty meal, yet reasonably inexpensive and easy to make. Why the name didn't adapt to the meat and become Cowboy Pie, I do not know. ;-]

  • @veecee3669
    @veecee3669 6 месяцев назад +6

    "How are we going to make stuff up?" Exactly.

  • @mgrubb9212
    @mgrubb9212 6 месяцев назад +7

    That joke about cutting down a tree/dad using a chainsaw sounded so Letterman. Love it.

    • @MrWascally
      @MrWascally 6 месяцев назад

      i was thinkin chevy chase in christmas vacation

  • @kellygoodman4773
    @kellygoodman4773 6 месяцев назад +251

    A milk shake? The horror! Sounds like Obama and the horrible tan suit debacle back in the day. To compare these crisis situations to 45 and his 91 indictments is ridiculous. Jesse Waters...desperation is not a good look either.

    • @emerynoel567
      @emerynoel567 6 месяцев назад +16

      LOL you just know waters smells of _layers_ of desperation/fear sweat and cologne.

    • @MrWascally
      @MrWascally 6 месяцев назад +11

      and the spicy mustard ... oh the humanity !

    • @ottobormann
      @ottobormann 6 месяцев назад +1

      There are a few pictures of straw suction by McDonlard Trunk Google it.

    • @candaceewell9582
      @candaceewell9582 6 месяцев назад +7

      The DIJON mustard thing too

  • @elmerfudd5193
    @elmerfudd5193 6 месяцев назад +8

    LOOKS LIKE CHOCOLATE?
    IT’s VANILLA! BESIDES EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER WITH A STRAW 😊

  • @mamia9659
    @mamia9659 6 месяцев назад +4

    Oh boy, man drinks with a straw and that is the reaction? Just wow

  • @andrewwilliams9599
    @andrewwilliams9599 6 месяцев назад +34

    Whoever came up with the Kiss or Mariah bit deserves a raise.

  • @adamstilwell4209
    @adamstilwell4209 6 месяцев назад +146

    Thank god we still have you to watch. Get well soon Stephen Colbert.

    • @roryotoole3279
      @roryotoole3279 6 месяцев назад +15

      Not that he's on this week, but Seth Meyer is really, really good Especially his Closer Look segments.

    • @fairyprincess911
      @fairyprincess911 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@roryotoole3279He’s got good points however when he does that really fast talking, 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

    • @marthavillegas6250
      @marthavillegas6250 6 месяцев назад +5

      I am missing Stephen Colbert too!

    • @RealGilbertGan
      @RealGilbertGan 6 месяцев назад +2

      I miss Stephen too, especially whenever he describes people (aka Alter Egos) and his Meanwhile... segments.
      Get well soon, Stephen!

    • @kevin2400
      @kevin2400 6 месяцев назад

      Colbert will not be missed

  • @rugby846
    @rugby846 6 месяцев назад +31

    Alaskans listening to fox complain about $6/lb beef and $6 ketchup: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @StageRight123
      @StageRight123 6 месяцев назад +2

      Same thing in California. That's been the going price for years.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 6 месяцев назад +2

      I remember my BIL getting my sister a present from Alaska. It was wrapped in local newspapers. We were astounded at the prices of eggs, etc. And this was 20 yrs ago

    • @rugby846
      @rugby846 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@LindaC616 soooo much worse out in the villages too🙁

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 6 месяцев назад

      @@rugby846 I'm sure

  • @bonzrh68
    @bonzrh68 6 месяцев назад +28

    Jimmy Kimmel Live is the show that I just can’t get enough of! I love this show so much, I have nightmares if I go to sleep without watching Jimmy Kimmel Live😂🤣😂

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 6 месяцев назад +3

      What did u do for 5 mos....I know i was bored as hell 🤣😂😵‍💫🙄✌️😺

    • @bonzrh68
      @bonzrh68 6 месяцев назад +3

      Was really really bored! Took lots of organ transplant calls, I worked a lot like 16 hrs a day, so I arrived home very tired and just go to sleep. Now that Jimmy is back I have to watch the show before going to sleep!

  • @markuse3472
    @markuse3472 6 месяцев назад +28

    I LOVE their "Previously..." introductions. Keep them coming!
    As for me, I would be there to see KISS, but also Mariah.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yes!!!! & Guillermo narration intro too😊😅

  • @d.f.9064
    @d.f.9064 6 месяцев назад +44

    Being on Fox would be so tiring, trying to be outraged at reality every day.

  • @douglaswithers7656
    @douglaswithers7656 6 месяцев назад +151

    Biden: 0 criminal indictments
    Trump: 91 felon criminal indictments
    Question: what the actual ef?

    • @greenbluemonkey
      @greenbluemonkey 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@kd5626 And the rest of the world goes....What the f America? Why is Trump even a choice for you?

    • @OfnionGidnir
      @OfnionGidnir 6 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@kd5626Hi from Spain. How on earth is Trump even a choice for you?

    • @j_ll7
      @j_ll7 6 месяцев назад

      @@greenbluemonkey Trump is a choice because Biden is a vegetable. Lowest approval ratings for a president in my lifetime.

    • @anarky_jay
      @anarky_jay 6 месяцев назад +7

      What good did Biden do for the United States?

    • @5ammy8
      @5ammy8 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@anarky_jay Biden expanded benefits for veterans, CHIPS act, lowest unemployment, expects loyalty to constitution not to self unlike Trump

  • @NicholeStevens-im1xn
    @NicholeStevens-im1xn 6 месяцев назад +12

    You need to get Liz Cheney on there promoting her new book!! MTG WILL BURST INTO 🔥🤣

  • @Jay-xw9ll
    @Jay-xw9ll 6 месяцев назад +55

    Being a Brit I've spent most of my years on earth thinking the standard of living in the UK and the US are pretty much the same. Since the first lockdown and me taking up social media, I've realised I was totally wrong. The US is obscenely wealthy even compared to western Europe. I had an epiphany watching spring breakers partying in Florida. The kids were dripping with wealth, bling, clothes, cars, at a level that I normally only witness in the movies. The US economy and military have dwarfed every other country since 1945. The bleating, mainly from those on the right, about how it's all so unfair on the US is a delusional lie. The US has basically made up the rules and run the world since the war. Hearing the tale of woe told by fascists like trump is sickening.

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth 6 месяцев назад +15

      The U. S. has a greater disparity between rich and poor, and the gap keeps widening. The minority who are wealthy tend to be very wealthy while the majority struggle to pay the rent and buy groceries.

    • @daphneyandersen1235
      @daphneyandersen1235 6 месяцев назад +9

      Poverty is high in the U.S.........Wealth is not shared. Cheers.

  • @3X73RM
    @3X73RM 6 месяцев назад +8

    $350 for a tree is absolutely nuts though 😂 In Sweden we pay maybe 50-70 bucks for a really nice, tall one, and $35 for like a half shabby one in the back :P

  • @sshaw4429
    @sshaw4429 6 месяцев назад +347

    Our beloved President Biden was just so wonderful in Nantucket. He was kind, funny, loving with his family and yes, he enjoyed a milk shake.

    • @brianmelendy1194
      @brianmelendy1194 6 месяцев назад +23

      Did it bring all the boys to the yard?

    • @LateBloomerMedia
      @LateBloomerMedia 6 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@brianmelendy1194 Damn right! It is, after all, better than yours! 😅

    • @butterflyera
      @butterflyera 6 месяцев назад

      Biden didn’t do sh*t for our country. He’s nice but that’s it, we haven’t had a good president in decades.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 6 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@butterflyeraLook up Biden's accomplishments. Google is your friend. Also, Obama and Bill Clinton were also excellent.

    • @myrahj1482
      @myrahj1482 6 месяцев назад +19

      What's the point of living if you can't enjoy a dessert every once in a while!🍨 😋

  • @Javelina2112
    @Javelina2112 6 месяцев назад +4

    That Hamburger Helper line was was legit funny.

  • @CatSpann
    @CatSpann 6 месяцев назад +15

    I’m not even kidding when I say I don’t know what is facetious and what is true anymore with these Republicans. Not me sitting in the dark at 5am googling ‘Did Jesse Watters really get offended by President Biden drinking through a straw’ 😭😂

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 6 месяцев назад

      Don't waste your time on Jesse Watters, he gets offended by ANYTHING. Just like Gutfield.
      Drinking through a straw was common in the 1940-1960s. It was an accepted standard. These idiots who can think of nothing else to criticize President Biden about are showing their small-minded desperation (and they should know better).

    • @ronaldblackburn8947
      @ronaldblackburn8947 6 месяцев назад +1

      Me Too! And I'm a guy! :)

  • @freetimebandit
    @freetimebandit 6 месяцев назад +88

    Fox is indeed an entertainment channel, NOT a news channel! 😂

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 6 месяцев назад +22

      The "entertainment" part is subjective too.

    • @RubyPepper415
      @RubyPepper415 6 месяцев назад +3

      I say it's an opinion channel.....

    • @LorenIpsum75
      @LorenIpsum75 6 месяцев назад +3

      "FOX is an entertainment channel not a news channel. We were only foolin'." says FOX legal's answer to Smartmatic's deposition to Murdoch.

    • @bob-zi1eb
      @bob-zi1eb 6 месяцев назад

      The news on Fox is news. It's shows like Tucker Carlson that are pure opinion. Oh wait Tucker was fired due to the Dominion voting machines lawsuit settlement that cost Fox over 700 million and firing Tucker was part of the deal. So like the.... I can't think of another news corp ideologue....Hannity? The blonde woman?

    • @bulletproofair
      @bulletproofair 6 месяцев назад +3

      It's no different than "Reality TV" for the people who serially watch it. It's all about the drama, fabricated controversy, mean-girl insults, etc.

  • @bonzrh68
    @bonzrh68 6 месяцев назад +255

    Jimmy is just so hilarious! I love his jokes , especially mocking Trump and the MAGAnuts Trumpublicans! It makes my night! 😂🤣😂

    • @tangelacarter6620
      @tangelacarter6620 6 месяцев назад +13

      Mine too!

    • @JennyLouLou
      @JennyLouLou 6 месяцев назад +9

      He's really in his element. Hilarious!

    • @HH-gv8mx
      @HH-gv8mx 6 месяцев назад +2

      What the hell was that opening scene? A man in a Congo line of rollerbladers?

    • @Jack0fAllTrades
      @Jack0fAllTrades 6 месяцев назад +9

      Same here. I love him and Colbert : )

    • @kevinhuggett8430
      @kevinhuggett8430 6 месяцев назад +2

      not nearly as funny as when someone "misgenders" democrats lmfao best meltdowns ive seen

  • @Akkesama
    @Akkesama 6 месяцев назад +10

    Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for what that last guy was going to say.

  • @shakthidhasan4544
    @shakthidhasan4544 6 месяцев назад +114

    Jimmy kills it everytime😂

  • @loriroy3492
    @loriroy3492 6 месяцев назад +6

    I remember when Christmas trees went for 30 bucks! ........”In my day.....”😅

  • @catpursel4644
    @catpursel4644 6 месяцев назад +11

    On fire monologue tonight!

  • @shannonwylie9419
    @shannonwylie9419 6 месяцев назад +41

    99 per cent of people use a straw to drink a milkshake. How emarassing for fox.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 6 месяцев назад +3

      Irk 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 6 месяцев назад +7

      I’ve never in my life seen a man use a straw and thought “oh what a weirdo”

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 6 месяцев назад +5

      What a pity that Fox newscasters have absolutely no sense of shame.

    • @ronaldblackburn8947
      @ronaldblackburn8947 6 месяцев назад +4

      They didnt ask the hard question..
      was it a biodegradable paper straw or a toxic
      plastic straw?

    • @FOAB-Carlos
      @FOAB-Carlos 6 месяцев назад

      Yet the left wing media got butthurt over trump's comments about his son's height, Don't act like liberals don't pick anything to get Insulted at.

  • @john2477
    @john2477 6 месяцев назад +3

    Thank-you Jimmy! For a few minutes I got to laugh about what's going on in this country instead of SCREAMING MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY SINGLE F-ING NIGHT!!!!!

  • @jonobester5817
    @jonobester5817 6 месяцев назад +6

    "Hamburger Helper." Jesus

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 6 месяцев назад +1

      "Loaves and fishes" - Jesus

  • @bartmix8994
    @bartmix8994 6 месяцев назад +26

    Thanks Jimmy Kimmel, I’m usually not awake to watch your show but it is a fun way to start my day.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yes! I'm woke now & here I am.😂

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 6 месяцев назад +2

      Same here! I usually watch “the morning after”. But here I am, the evening after.

    • @bartmix8994
      @bartmix8994 6 месяцев назад

      @@carolw8579 Was that a joke?

  • @coleengoodell7523
    @coleengoodell7523 6 месяцев назад +13

    Laughed from start to finish. Thank you!

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 6 месяцев назад +542

    House Republicans wanted Hunter to say No and make a big deal about him looking guilty.

    • @edgardolugo540
      @edgardolugo540 6 месяцев назад +36

      I agree with you 💯...

    • @bwenluck9812
      @bwenluck9812 6 месяцев назад

      Republicans just can't take "Yes!" for an answer.... They're just upset that Hunter won't hide behind closed doors so they can spin the narrative and get sound bytes to enrage their followers... Too bad, so sad!!! 😉

    • @traviskeith3802
      @traviskeith3802 6 месяцев назад

      Are you kidding? The party that wants our guns and Hunter has an illegal gun plus Joe wanted every one with a gram of coke to spend 5 years in prison and that's the least of it.

    • @davidbryden7904
      @davidbryden7904 6 месяцев назад +54

      Glad that Hunter called their bluff.

    • @yelleryoung5870
      @yelleryoung5870 6 месяцев назад +23

      Yup.
      I am interested in how they twist him wanting everyone to see being a nefarious scheme to hide from the public.

  • @JohnBurhop
    @JohnBurhop 6 месяцев назад +4

    NEVER unsubscribe to an email because that just shows you have an active email address. Always just send it to spam.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 6 месяцев назад +1

      And create a filter to send futures from that address directly to spam so that you never see it again

  • @christopherhuff3123
    @christopherhuff3123 6 месяцев назад +14

    Hamburger is nowhere near 6 dollars a pound where I live and neither is a bottle of ketchup. They're smoking meth on fox and friends.😂

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 6 месяцев назад

      You can always switch to chicken, its cheaper. Beef is more expensive to raise.

    • @SammyM00782
      @SammyM00782 3 месяца назад

      What kind of trash are you eating? For what they charge at the stores I can go 5 minutes down the road and buy it from an actual local farmer. 7.49/lb
      Everyone in these comments seems delusional anyway, so I'm not surprised you won't accept reality.

  • @georgebourlos1430
    @georgebourlos1430 6 месяцев назад +30

    the report on Christmas prices and cyber Monday was amazing in this episode... classic

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizen 6 месяцев назад +38

    Trump's hair - OMG😂Looks like he went under a bridge who's height he underestimated.😅😆

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 6 месяцев назад +5

      probably that clearance sign at McDonalds.

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 6 месяцев назад +6

      The most expensive comb over in the history of mankind.
      And the most ridiculous 😂

    • @InterestedCitizen
      @InterestedCitizen 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@markmac2206 😄

    • @InterestedCitizen
      @InterestedCitizen 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@agolftwittler1223 😆

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 6 месяцев назад

      @@InterestedCitizen 😁👍

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 6 месяцев назад +121

    Jimmy🎉 got guts. It’s nice to see someone stick on their own values

    • @jojorockzzz1211
      @jojorockzzz1211 6 месяцев назад +5

      What values? All I see is him making jokes which his audience applauds, just panders to his audience

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 6 месяцев назад +12

      It takes a certain level of intelligence to appreciate and comprehend humor.
      And that's of course exactly why Qarens never gets the joke 😂

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 6 месяцев назад +10

      Benedict Donald "love" the poorly educated for a reason 😂

    • @roryotoole3279
      @roryotoole3279 6 месяцев назад +7

      Hey dunks on Trump every night pretty much (comma), and it's great😂

    • @coreyzek
      @coreyzek 6 месяцев назад +2

      He's funny if you ignore some past jokes that South Park writers may as well have written. I used to love kimmel, but the "previously on" thing has gotten annoying. Gotta skip 50 seconds nowadays with most of these shows now before I can enjoy them.

  • @jmartinez1989j
    @jmartinez1989j 6 месяцев назад +18

    Remember Republicans mean do as i say not as i do😂😂💀💀

  • @robinsinpost
    @robinsinpost 6 месяцев назад +8

    I have been using straws to drink milkshakes all my life totally unaware of that it was controversial.
    Ignorance is bliss.

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 6 месяцев назад +2

      Whatever are you going to do now that you know?

  • @JaredlS10
    @JaredlS10 6 месяцев назад +12

    Batman couldn't even get that confession out of me about Mariah Carey. Have fun at work Andrew.

  • @binoymathew246
    @binoymathew246 6 месяцев назад +15

    Politics being decided based on the price of hamburgers... A very American concept indeed. 😜

    • @bonzrh68
      @bonzrh68 6 месяцев назад

      😂🤣😂

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 6 месяцев назад

      A chicken in every pot.

  • @charleselmore4707
    @charleselmore4707 6 месяцев назад +14

    What a beautiful clip. The story the Mariah fan told about bringing his mom with him to enjoy some of the music that he, himself, enjoyed so, so much as a child entering puberty was, ahem, touching….

  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.7217 6 месяцев назад +21

    Whenever I hear statements made by members of the GOP and "journalists" of FauxNews, and I remember, that millions of US Americans listen to those AND believe them what they say, I can't help, but think: the idiocy of US Americans is truly unmatched in the world.

    • @DouglasRichardson-er4ky
      @DouglasRichardson-er4ky 6 месяцев назад +5

      ... it is the Cult of Willful Ignorance 👍🏼

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 6 месяцев назад

      I blame the American education system for failing its students. This was caused by the Republicans gutting the funding for education. Thanks a lot, Mitch! I hope this comes back to bite you right where it counts!

    • @Sam-sz6qq
      @Sam-sz6qq 6 месяцев назад +1

      And the press secretary should absolutely not call on Fox "news" for any questions

    • @ronaldblackburn8947
      @ronaldblackburn8947 6 месяцев назад

      Name one good thing Trump has done!
      #1
      He exposed how many
      stuupiid people live among us!
      #2
      --------

  • @fluxcapacitor1621
    @fluxcapacitor1621 6 месяцев назад +8

    Corporations are getting large and more powerful. The charge what the market will bear. They have no incentive to complete when they're all in kahoots.

    • @Batfan166
      @Batfan166 6 месяцев назад +2

      Monopolies and greedflation go hand in hand. Egg prices so many people complained about turned out to be a price gouging scheme by egg producers, not because they lost so may layers due to bird flu.

  • @WillyTorregosa-dt7kt
    @WillyTorregosa-dt7kt 6 месяцев назад +26

    Jimmy Kimmel is always hilarious.

    • @kevin2400
      @kevin2400 6 месяцев назад

      No he's not.... only time he was funny is when he cried on air... thst was funny.... he needs to do it again

    • @matthewa11
      @matthewa11 6 месяцев назад

      That wasn’t funny either, just embarrassing. Republican-bashing isn’t funny, just hateful and treasonous.

  • @colmastro4373
    @colmastro4373 6 месяцев назад +7

    Kiss just played (in September) at the Australian grand final half time show.
    The entire country lost their minds, the performance was insane!

  • @tgustafson85
    @tgustafson85 6 месяцев назад +32

    My dad refuses to use straws, but his reasoning is that “I don’t want to suck on a corporate nipple” 😂

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 6 месяцев назад

      Mental floss! Mental floss! OMG, what a picture that paints!

  • @freya8133
    @freya8133 6 месяцев назад +22

    People spent a record amount of money shopping? But i thought they were all griping about inflation ? 🤦‍♀️ (FYI inflation has gone DOWN since 2020!)

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary 6 месяцев назад +2

      Record amount ONLINE, not in general. We are all still very much struggling out here and need raises, let’s not pretend greed is not still plaguing the average shopper just to stick it to the MAGAts.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@TahtahmesDiary Blame your boss, don't blame Joe.

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 6 месяцев назад +5

      They complain about food prices and gas prices and then have 10 blow up Christmas decorations in their yards.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 6 месяцев назад +659

    Wouldn’t surprise me if House Republicans suddenly don’t need Hunter to appear in public anymore.

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 6 месяцев назад +86

      @@stephenbingham5935 That was a joke. "Commander" is their dog. Never voted for Trump, never will. 🙂

    • @lostbutfreesoul
      @lostbutfreesoul 6 месяцев назад +36

      @@andrewstevenson118
      I found it a good joke but suggest the /s tag as some can't read between lines as well.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 6 месяцев назад +14

      They never did, they've already made up their mind years ago.

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@lostbutfreesoul Ta. I know, I know. I should. But it sounds a bit patronising. Almost mansplaining. "And here's why that joke is funny..."

    • @markwilliams2620
      @markwilliams2620 6 месяцев назад +29

      ​@@andrewstevenson118
      Unfortunately with Trumpanzees, I can see this as their next line of reason, so it's hard to tell if it's a joke.

  • @vonniedemers5683
    @vonniedemers5683 6 месяцев назад +6

    I remember when you went to a lot and found a tree, 25 was overpriced but it was 7 ft high and almost perfect. But yet your husband says it's too high so you go over the lot for an hour and a half, the argument getting bigger by the minute. Then the argument hits its peak, the ultimatum "pick a tree or I'm leaving" comes along so I just point to a tree for my husband to grab... We get the $25 tree home put it in the stand step back only to realize the trunk is is literally in the shape of an S and won't stand straight.. You then grab a coat hook and fishing line and tie it to the wall to hold it as straight as you can get it..... That's the last real tree we ever got......true story, it was in like 93.......also we're divorced now. Just saying...... Lol

  • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
    @davidanderson_surrey_bc 6 месяцев назад +6

    At least Biden needs only *one* hand to hold his cup.

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizen 6 месяцев назад +7

    Hahaha, the Grinchy guy with the over-priced Christmas trees🎄🎄🎄is Right! The outrageous prices - come on!!

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 6 месяцев назад +21

    I still can't get past that pile up of skaters! 😂Is there any scenario where that could have gone differently?😅

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox 6 месяцев назад +3

      Hadda watch it like 6 times. That was insane! The guy out front....has to be a metaphor for something.

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 6 месяцев назад +2

      I was afraid for the guy in front wearing just boxers.

    • @Faesharlyn
      @Faesharlyn 6 месяцев назад +2

      It really did look brutal..

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@gary-rr7jp seemed like a tour guide to me. But definitely had the best spot in hat line!

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 6 месяцев назад +2

      One of our Aussies speed-skaters won a gold medal that way. He was a bit behind the other three, who then collided, and he just kept going! His name is Stephen Bradbury and we now use the term "doing a Bradbury."

  • @jr8612
    @jr8612 6 месяцев назад +5

    Batman couldn’t have got that last Mariah Carey story out of me

  • @murphtoast6326
    @murphtoast6326 6 месяцев назад +70

    Chuck Grassley doesn’t know 2023 Iowa, he knows 1983 Iowa. it’s about damn time we get a solid political candidate, Democrat or Republican quite frankly, to run and take his seat!

    • @leagarner3675
      @leagarner3675 6 месяцев назад

      Chuck Grassley works for the NRA.

    • @matthewa11
      @matthewa11 6 месяцев назад

      The only political party with any moral or legal right to exist is the GOP. This has been the case since the moment it was founded.

  • @carren1983
    @carren1983 6 месяцев назад +10

    $200 for a Christmas tree?????? Jesus Christ

  • @hillbillydeluxe27
    @hillbillydeluxe27 6 месяцев назад +268

    Watching Fox News is like watching a Monty Python sketch.

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 6 месяцев назад +12

      More Black Mirror or Twilight Zone.

    • @hillbillydeluxe27
      @hillbillydeluxe27 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@stephenbingham5935 too right. But they DO make me laugh.

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 6 месяцев назад

      To be exact. Fox News is akin to the “enquirer”, or the “sun”. Tabloid media. People who believe Fox News, Also believe “Alien gave birth to Elvis’s baby.”

    • @hillbillydeluxe27
      @hillbillydeluxe27 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@intomnia3313 that too but Fox News always makes me laugh.👍

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 6 месяцев назад +15

      @@hillbillydeluxe27 My mind is laughing, but my stomach is rolling. It scares me to think how many people take them seriously.

  • @patrickshaw8037
    @patrickshaw8037 6 месяцев назад +46

    A bigger question is how it is that drumph can even think of running in the next US election. For we outside the borders, we gaze in aghast. Seth Meyers is spot on, as are all the non-maga population. Just a thought.

  • @ovh992
    @ovh992 6 месяцев назад +3

    I live in nyc. I buy my real tree from sidewalk vendors. Those prices are completely not true! 🤥

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 6 месяцев назад +18

    Jimmy🎉 got guts..It’s nice to see someone stick on their own values🎉

  • @jeff-73
    @jeff-73 6 месяцев назад +233

    Fox needs to be taken off the air and brought to justice

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 6 месяцев назад +3

      Judge Judy

    • @TheGibsond10
      @TheGibsond10 6 месяцев назад +7

      Exactly

    • @crystalfowler2336
      @crystalfowler2336 6 месяцев назад +9

      I’m here for it and would love to see it or perhaps they will go bankrupt.

    • @leemcqueen500
      @leemcqueen500 6 месяцев назад +3

      CNN does more like

    • @evaadams8298
      @evaadams8298 6 месяцев назад

      @@crystalfowler2336Rupert Murdoch and his evil son Lachlan for Prison, alongside the GOP 2024

  • @420thebass
    @420thebass 6 месяцев назад +2

    That dude ranting about how expensive Christmas is had me in stitches 😂😂😂😂

  • @piccalillipit9211
    @piccalillipit9211 6 месяцев назад +4

    *$375 OH MY GOD* I absolutely can not believe that $375 for a Christmas tree - where I live it would be 20 $USD max

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 6 месяцев назад +60

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel🤗😉❤️👍

    • @loveforeignaccents
      @loveforeignaccents 6 месяцев назад +1

      Why do you post this here but post "to the person reading this, I wish you all the best that life has to offer" on ever other video? LMAO, son!

    • @ziggyustar3137
      @ziggyustar3137 6 месяцев назад +4

      Indeed

    • @visariosorino8034
      @visariosorino8034 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@ziggyustar3137 🤗😊👍

    • @bobbysosay
      @bobbysosay 6 месяцев назад

      Good for you not for me

    • @theraphshady1465
      @theraphshady1465 6 месяцев назад

      Epstein’s client

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul 6 месяцев назад +13

    I have never understood the conclusion that the president can, somehow, just demand prices are lowered....

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp 6 месяцев назад

      It's what the media (FOX) has put into people's head.

  • @Desertbiker617
    @Desertbiker617 6 месяцев назад +24

    Since everybody's writing a book on Trump, he should write a book:
    The Art of Bankruptcy. X6.

    • @cindywolff1108
      @cindywolff1108 6 месяцев назад +7

      The art of the grift and indictments, so many books he could write. Lol.

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish 6 месяцев назад +1

      The only problem is that Trump can scarcely read. He can't do much (reading OR writing) if the words exceed 2 syllables.
      That's why he put together a picture book! So that people could look at him in all kinds of places and say "Wow, look at this loser!"

  • @citiboikidd6372
    @citiboikidd6372 6 месяцев назад +13

    This episode is epic!!! Especially hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wendymcclelland7943
    @wendymcclelland7943 6 месяцев назад +8

    Love you Jimmy.

  • @MrCmcag1
    @MrCmcag1 6 месяцев назад +3

    That intro killed it!!! 😂Don’t know how Kimmel is so much funnier than the others. 👍

  • @ricardocerrillo3472
    @ricardocerrillo3472 6 месяцев назад +3

    Won't someboby think of the Hamburger Helper plight?😬😱🙀😿

  • @ReverieNightengale
    @ReverieNightengale 6 месяцев назад +97

    There are many things to criticize Joe Biden for... Drinking milkshake from a straw ain't one of them, holy crap.

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 6 месяцев назад +18

      How else are you suppose to drink a shake, smoothie? Of course a straw is the method!

    • @AustynSN
      @AustynSN 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@jcoopes5604 You drink it like a real man. By snorting it through your nose and straight into your brain. At least... that's what Trump Jr told me. Though he may have been talking about something else....

    • @wfpbwfpb
      @wfpbwfpb 6 месяцев назад +15

      Actually there are very few things to criticize joe about. Very very few.

    • @bobbygable3891
      @bobbygable3891 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@AustynSNhunter should no about snorting

    • @bobbygable3891
      @bobbygable3891 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@wfpbwfpbvery few ?how about pollen the worst of any prez in history 3 yrs. In . Whys that ? The great job hes doing ?

  • @AmusementLabs
    @AmusementLabs 6 месяцев назад +4

    10:03 Anyone else notice the audience guy? How was this guy not asked to leave??