Marjorie Taylor Greene’s DUMB Idea, Trump Lashes Out at Nikki Haley & Melissa McCarthy Grants Wishes
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- Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2023
- One of our co-workers Patrick sang karaoke at our staff and crew Thanksgiving dinner, Campbell’s released their “annual state of the sides report,” it was Taylor Swift night on “Dancing with the Stars,” our First Lady Dr. Jill Biden welcomed the arrival of the official White House tree, Marjorie Taylor Greene released her first book today, Nikki Haley’s poll numbers are on the rise, Donald Trump was truthing up a storm today online, the Trump Media and Technology Group just filed a lawsuit again against twenty news organizations, the evil Elon Musk appeared to endorse an antisemitic post, we catch up with the CEO of X Linda Yaccarino (Blaire Erskine), and our pal Melissa McCarthy has a new holiday movie called Genie on Peacock where she plays a genie who grants wishes so we sent her to make dreams come true (using Proto Hologram technology) for some very deserving people by bestowing gifts on them including a big one from Booking.com.
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MTG is a monster and needs to be put in prison
Vote blue in 2024
Pipe bomber
I hate intolerant ppl. I can't tolerate MTG. So I guess I'd rather hate myself than having to tolerate her.
@@population-_-420 Ya right. Coming from a pot head I take your bs with a grain of salt.
@@population-_-420For who?
I equate Maga, Marge, and the rest of the Rpublicans as the confederates trying to seek revenge for their loss 150 years ago.
What the heck is Ron Johnson doing in Wisconsin?
Absolutely ! ✅
Sad thing is they are winning 😢
South an't gonna rhase
(rise) again! :(
Civil War Hmmm
Why would MTG write a book when her supporters can't read?🤯
She isn't, her ghost writers are!
Lol. Wow! That's a good one! 👏👏👏
I am sure it has pictures.
😂😂😂😂 right
I heard that books can be a way of disguising campaign donations. Didn't Marco Rubio get his book bought in bulk but Peter Thiel(?)
That these type people get elected is a sad reflection on the American public.
@dougdavis8986 - Tangerine Palaptine's biggest constituency has been the Democrats and Independents who did not bother to vote! We cannot let that abdication of responsibility stand. Pry them off the sofa and get them to the polls!
They come from the armpit of America and rely on Democrats to save them.
That's certain types of people, not all Americans. Margarine traitor mean cones from Georgia's 14 district, this district's people had a march back in the 80's too kick out black people from their area.
@alonsonavarro2126 True. Only about 60% of Americans
AOC, OMAR and about 60 other democraps would certainly be a good example 🤔🤪🇺🇲
Ban the book… I want to see MTG’s reaction… a taste of their own medicine.
Oh that would hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
MTG and bimbobert need to go away
Right. There are disgraceful.
The solution to this mess is to Vote Democrat - no point trying to reason with MTG - just vote Blue and remove this stupidity
Voting blue got us in this economic crisis, constitutional crisis and 2 wars. Thanks to 'blue voting' we look like a nation of fools on the world stage.
Voting blue is what got the country into stupidity.
Where are the 2 replies?
@@sjones3191 Shadow banned for breaking the rules and going vicious?
Marjorie Taylor Greene should pay back America everything she has been paid in Congress along with her staff's salary, since she has been a total waste time in Congress.
💯!!!!
She needs to pay back her PPP "grant", that was supposed to a loan!!!
Total waste.
Incredible how much more can the USA live through people who will never do anything with substance and are allowed to waste our time. This is not an example what created the American dream. It’s more like a nightmare!
That sums up the GOP, Bennett. They have nothing to offer & are useless as Chip Roy (R-TX) recently stated!
I don’t know why people want to believe billionaires are somehow like Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne. Maybe they should think more of a Lex Luthor type of billionaire.
No one thinks that at all. Mom and Dad letting you stay up late? No school right?
Or that those you mentioned are NOT REAL PEOPLE. THEY ARE MOVIE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.
Or Doctor Evil. It shouldn’t surprise anyone considering mAgats live in a fantasy world…
@@educatedresponse4298That's why they're being referred to as "types of billionaires" rather than real people.
Except Luther is smart.
What this country needs right now is a committee to investigate MTG's proposed committee that will investigate the J6 committee.
Whenever a vote is taken in the House most Members say either "Yea" or "Nay" but Marjorie Taylor Greene always said "Naaaaaaay" which was confusing and frustrating to the people counting the votes, so now she just stomps her hoof once for yes and twice for no to clarify things!
😂😂😂
I'm
You spelled it wrong. It's "neigh"
This killed me 😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😅
Not fair to compare this beast to magnificent horses! How insulting....😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
I will never tire of jokes about Malaria's Hellraiser decorations 😆
"Malaria Rump" XD
Melanoma
We needed a new word for “ugly” when she did that!
I've seen spoofs of them with little white bonnets so they look like they're from _A Handmaid's Tale_ .
@@wizardsuth - Good one.
"We don't do things for FREE"
Ahhh, good old fashioned GOP greed 😅
Thank you Mr. Kimmel for calling out the stupidity of mtg (small letters for a small mind!).
Did she have to write a book? Couldn't we have given her some crayons and a Denny's placemat?
She would eat the crayons.
😂😂😂
@@JoeNarbaiz😂😂😂
It seems to be an American thing - all politicians write a book. I'm sure she will donate any profits. one of her worthy cause!!!!
@@JoeNarbaiz😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mad Traitor Green should be indicated already and the one that is putting that misinformation should be held accountable.She Help with the Jan 6 and anyone who helped with this crime.
Aid and comfort too.
We cannot believe in Uk and Europe that they were not all locked up by Jan 7th! He also stole 5 Eyes Documents which means he is internationally a wanted man, if American is not strong enough to imprison him I know 4 countries that are watching carefully.
How can a man who threatens the judiciary, incites his cult to phone in death threats walk free? Not a good look America! Lock him up!
It’s indicted
That's what you want your representative to say: "we don't do things for free!"
And that's the party of 'Christian values'.
Nikki Hailey 's laugh at the end sounded kind of like a witch's cackle. Epic fail for her but hilarious for the rest of us
It really did.
She's trying to copy DeSantis's psycho clown laugh.
If you ever feel like an absolute dumbass, failed high school, can't work a calculator, you are still smarter than MTG.
okay hold on. If you can't use a calculator or the calc app on your 'puter maybe it's time to adjust.
@@withershin or you missed the point
@@KNR90 You should not talk about yourself in such a manner...
Who isn't?!!
@donaldprairie1869 I said "you" multiple times
I'm with 'dude slapping the flame away'. Wrong kind of surprise for many traumatized people.
Yes and when you come from a middle eastern country, something that looks like a fuse???!!just sayin'.
Same. Might've been different if they hadn't slapped it onto the counter in front of him with zero warning. Whoever thought that'd be funny needs a new job.
@jadepaulsen8456 Or if you are from Oklahoma City and you have survived a large scale terror attack by a Far Right Extremist! 1995 168 people killed by far right extremist Timothy McVeigh. The US government must know that they have a problem with far right extremists who are also military veterans? That's what the FBI HRT is for.
I agree, I can see why he reacted that way. Glad everyone was able to laugh it off afterwards. But scary for him in that moment.
"We don't do things for free"😂
Yup. They didn't tell the girl they were taking the hat back after the rally.
What a terrible PR moment, a candidate worrying about a $4 hat. You can't BUY that sort of good PR for that.
Or as soon as the camera was off her.
TrRump sued the little girl after thos.
“We don’t do things for free around here”, what?!?
The rest of us in Georgia do not endorse or believe in MTG. She actually escaped from one of our mental hospitals, but after crossing the state line couldn't legally be extradited.
I can't wait for MTG's book to become the most popular at the Dollar Store next month
That whole "MAGA" bunch are an embarrassment. Vote for sanity in 24.
"Sanity" says the Democrat. Lmao.
We can say it because we live it and breathe it, unlike a Maga who deliriously lives in their own heads with fantastical thoughts planted there by Trump. 😏
@@everythingisawesome76. Almost anything is sane compared to an ex President who is 4 times indicted, convicted fraudster and sexual assaulter and wannabe dictator😊
"Because I already drank all the vodka."
I can relate.
Well, we don't actually know that Marge didn't write that book on a Denny's placemat.
The title of her book is “MTG.” I don’t think she knows how to spell her own name.
... using crayon 🖍️
It was a Waffle House placemat. She's not classy enough for Dennys.
@@dennissuper5907 ... Godfather's Pizza
those are menus
Can Trump ever go one day without lashing out at someone? It's sickening.
That would be a resounding, NO!
Alzheimer’s is an ugly thing.
One day? Let's take smaller steps here 🤣🤣🤣
That's PRESIDENT Trump to you peons!
I watch
If Marjorie Taylor Green, or any other member of Congress or the Senate, really, REALLY truly does want "accountability", then why don't they get themselves together and agree that they ALL need TERM LIMITS, and then MAKE IT REALITY!?
There are term limits- they’re called elections. Vote blue no matter who!! 💙🗳️🇺🇸
"MTG" will be on the "Book Ban" and "Book Burning" lists!!
Q Klux Karen is a riot
Ashli babbitt 🤭
@@population-_-420 damn even translation knows & took her proper noun 😂
I’m so stealing that one…!
But extremely toxic to democracy.
Watching Melissa McCarthy, give those people. Gifts has me tearing up right now....I love her so much🧡!
Claim your bike! Claim your bike! Claim your bike!😊😂❤
I don't understand way Republican Party is so Ridiculous having people like this IN Congress
I’m the kid that got the Nintendo Switch Oled! Thank you for this experience and this was really fun! I am currently playing on the Nintendo Switch! ❤🎉😊
Can't wait till MTG's book hits the 99 cent store. I can add it to my library in my bathroom. You never know when I might run out of toilet paper.
Isn't a book "written" by MTG the definition of pre-used toilet paper?
Marjorie Troll Greene is the perfect female conservative politician for those who find Sarah Palin too intellectual.
😂😂
🤣😂🤣
And where’s Palin now?
Sounds exactly like something a Joe Biden cia operative would spew.
@Mike-rk8px 😄😁😆😅🤣😂😛🤭😵💫🥴
I hope the MTG book becomes available in Australia. Incase another COVID wave comes, and we get another panic buying of toilet paper.
Why don't they create a January 6th committee to investigate the January 6th committee to investigate the January 6th committee to investigate MTG?
We dont do things for free.
Thats what Clarence Thomas said.
Lock her up too
Impeach all Republicans
Trump For Prison 2024
Watching those people receive those gifts brought real joy to my heart.
Living in S.C. and hate Trump. But so happy to see my former Governor, Nikki finally get a "Nikki-name" from the guy she has been bootlicking for years!
Same here! (from Columbia)
I want "Neocon Nikki" to catch on.
She didn't write that book, someone else wrote it for her, I'm sure.
Just like Trump had a ghostwriter for "The Art of the Deal".
The only part she wrote was the title.
That little girl exposing how staged Nikki's little act was was priceless. I loved that ten seconds of awkward silence 😅
Jimmy, she would just eat those crayons if you gave them to her.
Born Marine.
She would just complain the blue crayons are witches and there aren't enough red crayons to madly cover her colorbook pages.
Only if there wasn’t any glue left to eat…
Even the chick from Newsmax could barely hold back the laughter.
Can the wish segment be, like, a monthly thing? That was so freaking amazing and definitely was a great heart cleansing from all the gross in the world right now.
She wrote a book?? Nah. She doesn't even know what a book is. Someone made some bucks writing it for her. 😆
The Linda Yaccarino sketch was fantastic.
Thank you for the kids gifts!!!!! God Bless All of you!
High key, Jimmy Kimmel and his team came back STRONG after the writers strike, they have been killing it.
Maybe Marjorie Taylor, Greene’s book could be filed by the library of Congress in the bathrooms of the rotunda, chained to where toilet paper used to be featured in a new recycling program. Always in the love, light and truth.
Doesn’t most toilet paper come from CA trees? Canada, that is
Those were really nice things you did Jimmy and Melissa. Nice to see it, thanks.
Crayons and a Denny’s placemat…..funny stuff. It fits
OMG, Nikki was roasted twice by an eight year old 😅
Marge's problem is when she was very small someone told her she was very smart and special and she believes it still.
Lol the free hat was awesome and she walked right into it with "we dont do things for free"
Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't take her position as a U. S. Congress person seriously. She thinks it is something to play around with, and just do whatever comes to her mind to do.
And not a whole hell of a lot comes to her mind. 😂
She’s cosplaying at being a politician. With no real idea of how government works. Much to her chagrin, it’s not like middle school student council.
Her district re-elected her..
She asked for a temp position, 2 year commitment...
She requested another 2 years and her district said yes..
She's only there to do Trump's bidding.
Apparently she is the smartest person in her district.
Thanks for being so kind to those children and their families! I love Melissa McCarthy! Ask her "Who is selling your clothing line?" I missing so much.😊
The actress playing Linda was hilarious. Well done.
Give that woman a raise!
That was hilarious. Especially answering the phone 😂 I may have to try that at work. It's sure to scare people from calling me anymore
That cake and wine looked delicious
@@soliniv1411 Lol, Some how she made it look good.
really scary though... like "walk away slowly and don't make eye contact" scary...
Get it right Marjorie Treason Greene
The CEO of X thing was some top-notch sketch-comedy. Good stuff.
Linda was brilliantly played!!! Get that young woman a real career writing for some show somewhere.
The Melissa McCarthy bit was absolutely amazing. More than just networks, rich ppl need to be doing this sort of thing for the less privileged. It brings a tear to my eye every time. People deserve this. Most millionaires have more than they could ever need and billionaires most definitely do. During the holidays especially, give ppl less privileged than you something to soften their lives.....a wish. 😊
Agreed amen
I agree. Yeah ITS SO SWEET, but It’s sad we only get to see this 2 months out of the whole entire year 😢😧🫤
I was just getting some gas today and I noticed one of those 'I did that.' stickers of Biden pointing to the gas prices. Someone put it on the gas pump when the prices were going up. Do they give Biden credit when the price goes down? After all, there is that stickers that points to a lower gas price and Biden is pointing to it saying, 'I did that.'
MTG's first draft WAS written in crayon on a Denny's placemat.
Greenie’s book, MTG… flying off the bookstore shelves and straight to Goodwill!!! 😆😆😆
I love Melissa McCarthy!!
Good people do good things for others in need. ... Well Done Jimmy. Merry Christmas
Every republican congressman will get a case paid for by the RNC to put her on the best-seller list.
If I found out that anyone I knew voted for her, I would revisit everything I think about that person.
Oh, yes. Let’s spend more money on January 6th. So Trump’s MAGA Republicans can show the world that we didn’t see what we saw.
That's why Maga Mike released the 44,000 hours of videos from J6, so they can cherry-pick out the quieter bits and say "look, they were just tourists."
@@sheilaboston7051didn't machead Kevlar do that b4...I remember him releasing footage and saying it was just visitors 🤢🤮🤬🤢🤮🤬
This going to go against them in 2024, down ballot😢😢😢😢
@sheilaboston7051 yep. Because other magats desperately need to believe that.
Alternate facts, alternate j6 commissions, alternate impeachment inquiries,...pretty much alternate reality that is usually called delusion.
Denial is strong with Trumpers
can't wait for Trump to realize he still needs to pick a running mate, and gets to talk about how someone he's been bashing for months is suddenly worthy
Australian here, do you have to have a running mate? I know for a while the position of VP either didn't exist?
Gotta remember trumpers don't care, if Trump all of a sudden says yeah that guy/gal is cool, then they all go with it.
Nah. Dictators don’t bother with running mates.
@@Troy_TempestI believe so, it for sure helps with votes in getting elected.
@@Troy_Tempestwhile the US constitution requires that one be elected, there is no mechanism in place to force one if trump decides to not run with one.
Can always count on jimmy for laughs 😂
"We don't do any thing for free"... truly the mantra of the Maga Republicans!!🤣
MTG is the most craziest woman I've ever seen.
Peach tree dish, baby
Don't forget illiterate
MAGA means witch in Latin.
Also... Poisoner.
Merica 🤮
Just more evidence of Latins connection to English, they are actually very close!
That’s 😂funny, Maga stands for Make Attorneys Get Attorneys 😂
Very interesting, 45 is an anti christ after all so it fits.
@@adamfanalwaysI heard yet another: "Make America Gag Again."
Linda was hilarious! Her bit was great.
I love how Mr Kimmel is never intimidated by the Greene Goblin, but keeps up the pressure on her time and again.
Old Bird Nest needs to be in prison with duct tape around his head and mouth to stop the Bird from tweeting!
I seriously doubt that MTG actually wrote "her" book. She probably had a ghost writer do it for her.
That sweet kid said “thank you” for a bike pump, so sweet and well-mannered, little did he know he was getting an actual bike!! His little dance was adorable. I love Melissa and this whole thing was just so cool. Thank you Jimmy!!
The bit about Linda Yaccarino unexpectedly brought me back my carefully suppressed memories of the time I worked at the customer service of our National Railway company in the Netherlands (the NS)….. this clip was a very accurate representation of those days, except for the wine part…
Because of the strict ‘no booze on the job’-regulations, the gulping down of alcohol had to be after work hours at home….so I did that until I cried myself to sleep every night….
To start the whole thing all over again the next day….
8 weeks.
I held on for 8 weeks and then I had to give up.
And give in: those passengers who kept calling were all correct! What a mess!!!
😉 😂😂
Garlic mashed potatoes are the bomb.
The way the world is today, it's nice to see polite & appreciative people.
This segment gave me hope for the future seeing the attitudes of our next generation.
Thank you, everyone.
And of course, I love Melissa McCarthy
Melissa is my fav!
All kids start out like that. Then they get corrupted by adults. Then they grow up to be adults and it starts again. It's a vicious cycle.
@@samandros3451 - You must live in a cold world.
@@samandros3451
Adults don't realize that kids watch them like hawks.
Do what I say, not what I do, is a terrible way to set an example for kids.
It's hilarious to me that Large marge thinks that the FBI director follows her on Twitter, so he can get the latest news of the world from marge.
Damn Jimmy, you made me tear up...smile. Thank you Melissa McCarthy too.
Poor old man had a war flashback to when he saved his entire troop from a live grenade
That video of 45 looks great, he looks older, haggard and with wrinkles. I’m glad he is feeling the weight of all the court cases against him!
And a less offensive tan ..FDT
So that's what Trump looks like without the Cheeto dust all over his face??? Holy hell.
Maybe MTG should pay for her new Jan.6th committee with funds solely from her bank account.
"we don't do things for free" yeah that's so much better than them giving a free hat away. lol. nice one Nicky.😂
Trump offering insults and revenge. Nothing else
SUPREME court rules Trump has a god given right to overthrow our democracy....CLARENCE was told to by his wife.....Ginni the religious zealot who is white btw that he is married to
Not true! What about those NFL cards? 😁
That's all his kooky followers care about.
Thats the prime objection of MAGA > insults and revenge. The ideology of narcissism
Kinda like the entire gop I’d say! Vengeance and blame are what republicans are about!
The intro featured a man that’s had to dodge a stick of dynamite 🧨 or two during the course of his life. He was way too prepared to respond to that sparkling dessert 🍮.
This woman has never had a good idea in her life.
The "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That's how we say hello here." caused me to spit coffee all over my computer screen. Thanks a lot Jimmy Kimmel writers.
Jimmy is the best. I've been watching for decades--always fresh and funny.
The best title for Greene’s book? “House Mattress Loses Her Sheet!”
Horse Mattress
Sexism is not necessary to highlight her faults, imho.
MTG...My Teacher Gagged.
@@tiffanyshanley1419 She can sound like the bizarro version of Mr Ed😃
The Linda Yacarino skit had me in stitches!
That kid does the Happy Dance the Exact same way I do (he’s just 1,000% cuter at it than me!) ❤
I love the, yes I’m drinking wine cause the vodka is gone.