Trump’s Best People Think He’s THE WORST, Donald Rages Over Transgender Day & MyPillow Mike's Wife
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- Опубликовано: 2 апр 2024
- Forbes released a list of all the billionaires in the world, the White House has ordered NASA to create a standard time for the moon, there were Presidential primaries in four states yesterday, tons of people that used to work for Donald Trump think he is unfit for office, Trump is suing the co-founders of his media and technology group, he was in Green Bay last night pushing red hat hysteria about Transgender Day of Visibility landing on Easter, there is a new Mrs. MyPillow Mike Lindell, Sean Hannity treated us to a surprise visit from Mike Tyson, and we head to Hollywood Blvd for a new round of “Which One Doesn’t Belong?”
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If Trump has billions, why is he using money donated for the campaign on his legal fees? Please explain.
Or why is the campaign paying for melania's hair stylist and clothes picker for that matter...
He loves using [OPM] other people's money, and not paying his bills and taxes.
That's an easy one, Smiles. Because he can.
Why's he asking for money and donations from me?
Because he doesn’t have billions, he is broke
Trump's greed and MAGA's stupidity have no limits.
None. Ever
Agreed. Mostly the second thing.
yawn
Please explain? You won't cause you can't
Shameful isn't it
Lindell trying to pump up a crowd sounds like Buffalo Bill screaming at the girl in the well.
Those quotes need to be publicized and on every promo against Trump.
They should be put on billboards in every county so people have to read them every day!
I love how all of those were quoted from old white guys in offices of government. Now, Tr**p's going to jail tonight!🤣
He's still free? 😱 See?? Only calling him out won't end his reign of terror...
Love how Jimmy gets under that orange skin.
Wish there could have been a camera on that orange skin for the first 5 minutes.
Like peeling an orange, only difference there's NOTHING desirable below the surface!
Yes it's hilarious to see. Also when it came out that he poops his pants and there is always a foul odor of it around him, Adam Kinzinger and Michael Cohen hammered him on it over and over again until it was a talking point for weeks. That must have sent him over the edge.
@@gtaylor6937 Thought that was Biden? The guy that wears depends so it was for sure him
@@Diabolus_Musica Trump's skin is thick as tissue paper, and his ego strong as a _wet_ tissue paper.
For my birthday tomorrow I'd like Chump to be locked up and never heard from again! Come on Jimmy, do your Magic 😂❤
Happy Birthday 🎂
Mine was today I want the same
Happy Birthday, people!! 😁😁😁🎂🎂🎂💋💖💋💖🎉🎉🎉🌵👵🐺🖖
Mine is the 15th I'd like it to be my best Birthday ever, Dump that Trump!! Happy Birthday. 💙💙🙏🙏
Happy birthday to all the April babies.
2:53 Rex Tillerson also reportedly called Trump a "f**king Moron."
He is!
The Manchurian Cantaloupe!
Perfect!🤣 How about "Cantaloupe Caligula"? lol
The Manchurian 🍊!!
Jail Trump ASAP
B!den s0ld Amerca--- a H!GH CR!ME.
TRUMP 2024 and 2028 because we won in 2020✊️🇺🇲
@@joeshmoe411 No. Biden won. Check the vote totals.
@@joeshmoe411 dream on.
For what?
In the clip with Mike Lindell waving you can see what a small crowd in a tiny hall that really is!!! Almost more cameras than people ...
That is why they always ONLY try to show the stage with Trump and entourage, which does not always succeed.
I recently met someone who for a college assignment, went to NH during the primary season, went to Trump and Haley rallies to report on them. They said that Trump walked out and said, "what a big crowd!" which was a lie, but that was for TV. He knew him saying that would get on TV, and they wouldn't show the crowd. That is how the media helps him lie.
@@jfverboom7973Paid entourage perhaps?
have you noticed how small and sullen the background employees are these days?
Like all the "big halls" Hillary was in during her campaign? When it was revealed it was a hallway in a college student center or small gym that wasn't half full and the crowd was pushed into a corner with a deceptive camera angle to make it look like the media just barely fit in a packed room? Lol
"Congratulation Sir", that's code word for "Bullshit is coming!".
He always addresses himself as 'sir' and I'm sure he insists everyone calls him sir. He hasn't earned that honorific
With Trump, "Sir...." = Once upon a time....
@@LarsonPettyBiden made a Hugh mistake though. Especially now that he’s behind in the polls, he should not be pissing off Christians.
Animals are not kids.
" Its past your jail time " Love it
Don PoorLeon for prison 2024
😁good one
or as we say in the real world:
Don PoorLeon for minimum-security golf and tennis resort 2024
I genuinely don't understand NSA or CIA for letting Putins rat to run for presidency again
😂😂😂😂
The GOP has dug itself into such a deep hole over the last 7-8 years and they just keep digging. My former party is unsavable at this point, and it will take at least a generation to overcome. Quite possibly two generations.
Nailed it!
Vote blue and take these people out of office
Now for tru,p to jump in that hole and stay there 😂
Same!
@acegambit777 No, I don't see that because that's not true. Smh, you're so gullible. The economy is doing better than ever.
Thank you Jimmy. Keep posting all thise who say Trump is UNFIT!!!!!!!!!!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏💙
Jimmy is wondering why Trump is leading in the polls despite having multiple indictments. This is one reason. He and Biden do not understand how important Easter is to Christians. Trump is just so happy to pound Biden on highlighting transgender visibility on this day.
2:24 The Biden campaign should run this in TV ads across all the red states! 🙏😂
That 'montage of laments' Jimmy read is comedy gold! Especially as it's all true!
SO on point; hilarious😂😂
There’s a Mrs. Pillow?! Will wonders never cease.
I went to his Wikipedia page, and although an interesting read, there's no mention of a 'new'' wife. His second wife bailed out after a couple of months in 2013.
Maybe she’s the one with money… OR: You know insanity takes all forms!
😂😂😂
According to Wikipedia, they weren't married long and that he had a prenup.
I found this “Lindell and Reeves have been dating for over a year, and they got engaged in March 2022. The wedding was a small, private ceremony with close friends and family in attendance. Reeves is the CEO of the KSL Group and a former candidate for the Minnesota House of Representatives.”
First thing you learn in advertising is, know your target audience. He does. Plays them like a jug in a jug band.
Thank you for telling the truth.
Stormy Daniels, how dare you ruin Toad? 😭🍄
We can't all be like Donkey Kong poor Trump 🍄😂
So the finger/hand thing was a hoax, he’s actually tinier than Rubio. That explains Melania’s mood.
@@rtm365bncMelania is 'socialising' in NYC with her favourite security man. 😊
And Easter falls on 4/20 next year. Seriously. 😂
That’s when we find out why they call God the most high.
You two work well together
I can guarantee that stoners aren't going to care. They will just smoke some of that special Easter grass and chill 😂
Perfect combo with plenty of candy, chocolate.
💀
Nearly a million views of this video and it hasn't been posted even 10 hours. Go Jimmy. We love you.
Half are probably hate watches, people that are just here to watch him cry about Trump winning.
That's what brought me here.
Jimmy is wondering why Trump is still leading in the polls despite multiple indictments. Jimmy here is reminding Christians that Biden is highlighting transgender visibility on Easter Sunday. He is just giving Trump more Christian votes
Those rallies are like Jerry Springer episodes sprinkled with a pro wrestling match
I named my old septic tank "Donald Trump.."
We had a toilet brush. But, it was a scam, didn't do the job it claimed it did, just like him.
Drain that swamp!
If they're such Christians, why don't they know that e Easter Sunday falls on a different day every year? Easter 2025 falls on 4/20!!
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And if Christ actually rose from the dead- if he did, he wasn't really dead- why not commemorate such an important event on the actual anniversary of the date it happened, not move it around every year.
@@robinantonio8870 because the Jewish calendar is a lunar calendar. Easter is the Sunday after the full moon after the spring equinox. That's also why Jewish holidays vary from year to year.
Oh, that's just perfect. The communion will be all warm and fuzzy stoners.
@@robinantonio8870 Because Christian holidays had more to do with overtaking pagan celebrations in order to convert people to their religion than making any sense. It's like how folks celebrate the birth of Christ on...December...when he wasn't born. Yeah, that knowledge blew my mind as a kid and ticked me off. People were intentionally skipping his real birthday? What a bunch of jerks.
How come Eric and Don Jr look like two vampires
Because they were spawned by a megalomaniac monster.
Jr just looks like a coked out freak to me.
I like to call them cocaine and bronzer
@@SYLRMHA Does Eric engage in bronzing?!!!?? 🤣 😂 🤣
Thank you for that laugh. I’m currently in a thread discussing the horrors taking place in Israel-Palestine, and tensions are high. I needed the respite! 😊 ☮️
@@Cheryl_in_TX take a time out if you need. I can only imagine what horrible takes people have on that matter. They even spin the latest attack on aid workers so that those who were killed are now the bad people and its their own fault because they supported Hamas. I would not waste too much time and energy on those bootlickers. You wont change their mind...just ruin your own a little bit.
@@Cheryl_in_TX oh you mean like Hunter who actually is?
thank you Jimmy, keep it up!
Nobody has ever said "congratulations SIRRRR".
I guarnatee nobody says a word to this creep. Even the people that have to speak to him, avoid the hell out if him
Jimmy did well pointing out the opinions of the people who know him best. Presumably they are all ideologically aligned with him but think he is unfit for office. Why do all of his supporters feel like they would think any different of they saw him up the way they do.
Kimmel, you are the best when SHREDDING Beelzibub. Thank you.❤
His rallies should be called A Gallery of Fools for Fools.
“Alot of dumps happened “ 😂😂😂👏👏
Donnie might not be in jail yet, but he is in a prison of his deteriorating mind as it flails with the unraveling of his actions.
Must really suck to be him... 😂
And his diaper FOR SURE 😮
Crooked Joe Biden
couldn't happen to a better guy!
He will eventually be found 'unfit for trial'. He will never be held accountable for anything.
you're drunk too
"Let's eat a Carrot, instead of voting for a guy that looks like a Carrot!!" 🗣 💯
-Leslie Jones.
End all that with mushroom and Mario cart!! 🤣🤣🤣
I actually find the background when Trump speaks on his rally’s more entertaining, so clearly obvious and painfully orchestrated!
Can't expect Trump supporters to understand how calendars work
It's 3/4/24
Yall are the minority be ready for the another 4 years
@@Conservadouche93 That's not a calendar, that's what's on your cell phone.
@@Conservadouche93look who's not from America.
@@rofflestomp684that is how the calander works in the rest of the world. And they say MAGA supporters are incredibly ignorant
Far Out! Christian Visibility Day happens 52 weeks a year?? IT'S CALLED Sunday 😊
And Easter. And Xmas. And other holidays they stole the days from other religions and claimed as theirs.
You have o remember: Positive things don't count when a Democrat is in the White House. Same as negative things don't count if it's a Republican.
Do you think christians are the only people to experience sundays???
@@jessifer23f Christians didn't steal Easter. The first Easter was celebrated in a Roman Catholic Church in the 2nd century. The Easter Bunny was invented by German immigrants in the 1700's
Thanks Jimmy for all you do!🇺🇸
I never got over Trumps last win - a second win ?? Simply cannot happen
Please, America, do NOT vote for trump!
Jesus... why is it between those two, isn't there ANYONE else 😂 (p.s I'm from Australia)
Unfortunately you can't fix stupid.
Oh please do
@@JoeyWiggle but it is down to these 2 and it’s undeniably, simple, do you want to live under a dictatorship or under democracy?
@@HH-gv8mx his support does not understand, like Germany in 1933.
Please make the part with the list of citations by his ex staff a stand-alone video, so that it can be shared with ease .
LOVE how J kimmell continues to mock trump..GO JIMMY
Bidens campaign should use the part where Jimmy is talking about how trumps inner circle feels about him
I like that nobody has pointed out that it's Easter's date that gets changed every year
Ok he was talking about this year, not some year in the future lol
Probably because everyone already knows that.
Like "Genders"? 😏
Yes. Easter landed on Visibility day. Not Visibility's fault!
Easter is the first Sunday after the first full moon after the spring equinox.
All of those people that worked directly with Trump say that he is basically the worst person to be President, but none of them stood up for our country while he held the job - they bowed down to him, which only made matters worse.
You are correct! They chose a paycheck over their national security, and now America is set to throw away their hard earned democracy. All those toadies legitimized his candidacy and presidency, towing his lies, and this is the result.
I hear ya., However didn't you ever have to "bite your tongue" to protect your interests??
All of those people that worked directly with Biden say that he is basically the worst person to be President, but none of them stand up for our country while he holds the job - they bow down to him, which only mades matters worse.
They did come and testify against him for the Jack Smith trial in DC
That’s exactly why their condemnation of Trump after the fact means absolutely nothing. They all carried his water when it benefited them. As far as I’m concerned none of them have a shred of integrity. If Lucifer himself ran for POTUS these are the types of people who would support him.
You need to adopt Adelia like you adopted Guillermo, she’s hilarious.
The addressing the letter reminded me of the 2 teen boys trying to figure out a rotary phone. It’s hilarious.
When Trump says "people say, Sir" he is about to lie. It's a tell.
Got news for you, Bucko, Nov 5 is going to be called Women's Visibility Day‼️💪🗳️💪🗳️💪🗳️💪🗳️💪🗳️🗳️
Transvisibility Day is always on March 31, since 2009. SMH
That Mario Bros. music took me out!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Celebries, Mike Lindell, & Mrs. Lindell. Their definetly not celebrities. 🤣🤣
They’re
There
MAGA cult cheers for everything for the leader.😂😂
@@413. Trying to be funny or just show your ignorance?
@@lspiegel5704 trying to be funny
Just wait until 2029 when Easter Sunday falls on the 1st of April! Right on!
Bring Adelia back on your show. She made our whole family laugh! (11:05)
When I think about Donald Trump getting reelected, it reminds me of Terminator 2. When the Terminator said that it is human nature to destroy ourselves. 2:24
That opening list would be the ultimate political ad of the season, especially if you backed with a spooky soundtrack. Lincoln Project, don't miss out.
In ten or so years, people will deny ever having supported Diaper Donald.
Most of the Trumpers will have passed away due to old age by then.
In 10 years, you will wish you did.
Yep, the same as Germany in the 1950s.
Just like the tea party did with "W".
@@malachi-Why? Maybe in 10 years TFG might get around to building a wall? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Here's the problem with opinion polls: What demographic answers unknown callers from thier land line?
Most don’t have caller ID and are lonely- they take all calls- just to talk to someone.
Scores of people in my home country (South Africa) compare Trump to Jacob Zuma and are at a loss as to why anyone in their right mind would even consider voting for such an abhorrent creature. I stopped expecting our politicians and many of the people who vote for them to exhibit even a modicum of sanity a long time ago, but how did half of America, that "shining city on a hill", lose the plot so badly?
You think it helps to ignore all those who voted for Biden, and all those who are against what they see as liberal ideas, and you lump them all into MAGA? It only spreads the lies.
"Lotta Dumps" is the Secret Service codename for Laura Trump.
Thanks again Mr. Kimmel. Always glad to see your show. :)
2:15-3:40 Thank you. Lincoln Project could make something out of that bit.
PLEASE bring Adelia on your show!
Trump hates Michael Cohen’s term of endearment: countshitshispants
Hilarious😹
Von Schitzhispants
Brilliant and clever. Love you and your writers Jimmy. ❤❤❤
It is fairly damning that his former cabinet members think he is unfit for office.
😂😂😂 what happened to your family
Laughs hysterically
Also for Adela I thought she was going to win a family
There once was a time when the craziness of the world wasn't extreme enough to overshadow the pure wackiness of what was going on with Adelia. Letterman would've scooped her off the street & made her a guest to explore whatever was happening there.
As a person who is on the spectrum I can 100% clock that she is also ASD. Her reaction to the jokes made as well as the nervous laughter (she basically ended up going none verbal) made it pretty clear to me. I hope she had a good day.
@@DokkaChapman hmm good point
Crazy Minipeoples😅😅
I think Americans have lost their mind.....
Maybe but you can't help but laugh with the whole drama of it all 😆
Hey, it’s not ALL of us!
It’s great how people from other countries can’t stand him. Trump voters say foreign countries have more respect for America under Trump than under Biden, but the opposite is true… and that should be obvious to anyone paying any attention.
It’s absolutely ridiculous
I can honestly inform you zero civilized countries respect Trump.
Trump is against the world health organization, he's against the world everything. Plus made it extremely clear he won't help any other country. No President/ Prime Minister or King will congratulate Trump if he wins.
If you ever think America is crazy take a hard look at the rest of the world.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😊❤️👍
His show is so enjoyable because he calls out the bs as he sees it, and relentless at it, and knows how to say the wannabe king is a stink nudist.
I agree with you, Jimmy is the best.😊👍@@android12921
Thank u for getting to the masses..mayb they will hear the truth...jimmy.ur a treasure
Actually… they had Easter on Trans Visibility Day. Easter moves, International Trans Visibility Day is always on March 31.
Nobody said "10 o clock sir, congratulations..."
Thanks for helping us stay sane Jimmy!!!😅
Jimmy’s right about the Easter Vigil. It’s actually quite beautiful and moving, but it’s also about 2 1/2 hrs long. You really gotta be serious about Easter.
One national embarrassment pointing out another embarrassment, the pillow guy. Jeez.
Trump is literally insane. George Conway said right here on JKL he fits all the criteria in the DSM-5.
Anybody know why these Jimmy Kimmel Monologues are so popular and get so many views? What do you think makes it popular?
@@raymondqiu8202 Because it is consistently funny.
Guy in the RV looked like was Clarence Thomas 😂
Clarence Thomas has an RV. He was gifted it by someone. Maybe......
🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️ thanks for sharing!
A sleeve of saltines. What a wonderful prize.😁
Trump first billionaire to get loans lol
Last I heard the loan flopped when loaner is investigated by the courts!
Loans for bums tryna lock him up cause y’all scared he gonna win and I don’t even like him but I’m voting for him
Most billionaires get loans lol even Elon, who is among the richest in the world, gets loans. It's actually a great move to make if you have the capital to pay it off in full. You must think loans are only for people who need to survive until the next paycheck. Ignorance is bliss.
You have no idea how big finance works. You will spend your entire life signing the back of that McDonald's paycheck.
Trump wears Depends because he's incontinent from years of snorting Adderral. He regularly craps himself when he can't properly pronounce a three syllable word.
So true
He craps all over himself when opens his trap.
Now, now, we don’t actually know the reason for his health issue 😼
Please look up the accidental photo of Trump smiling over his open drawer of the resolute desk. It clearly shows his stash of imported Sudafed in the Oval Office. It’s a strength not sold in the USA. There are some who say it comes from Canada but I can’t be certain. I believe Noel Casler’s statements about it.
I love the families. Adelia was adorable!!
This was hilarious.😂
Mike Lindell is such good friends with Donald, yet hes relegated to the far back of the auditorium 😂🤣
I think Lindell's been taking laugh lessons from Ron DeSantis.
I watched that moment five times. 😅 He’s like the goober at the party, trying real hard (and failing) to fit in and not be socially awkward.
ML is being evicted from his own warehouse. He stiffed the landlord.
But I always thought that moon people used Greenwich MOON Time!! 🤣🤣🤣
"Sir". lol
President Bush declared Transgender day, March31st.A Republican declaration, although Presidents From both parties have acknowledged it.
Easter Sunday is on my Sunday Mass Missal ! And the government has nothing to do with it! Sometimes my kids Birthday show up a Sunday too!
Kimmel THANKS for being honest‼
😂😂😂Now THAT'S funny!!!!
Trump was confused. He received a note from a staffer,
and promptly ate it.
The note said:
Eat me.
😂😂😂😂😂
Jackass's giving Mike Lindell a standing ovation😂😂😂⚰️⚰️
Keep pouring it on Jimmy. We are waiting for the Snap. Hes already mumbling, bet he's screaming in his sleep. 😂
Stormy; "He puts the mush in mushroom"
Nobody shits on trump, better than Jimmy,
I looove the consistant trump trolling😂
The girl in white makeup behind Trump: What is up with her? Is this a halloween costume?
We love you and your humor,
I cannot believe how crazy America appears to have become.
It seems to get more lunatic by the day.
Let's hope sanity will prevail in November.
Somehow, I doubt it.
Sanity would be voting for Kennedy. Biden and Trump are trash.
I blame the corrosive lead pipes people are getting their drinking water from😾
Hoping but the doubt is big
Hoping too, but they are the most religious civilized country, and this is the result of that poor reasoning.
As an American, it drives me crazy. I hate all of it so much.