MAGA Nuts Rally Around Trump After NH Win, Capitol Rioters Arrested & Trouble Brewing in Dildo

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @sfl6306
    @sfl6306 Год назад +397

    PEOPLE HAVE TO GET OUT AND VOTE…..THIS IS A BIG MUST!

    • @nhlpa17
      @nhlpa17 Год назад +31

      Yes, the ONLY way Trump wins is if we stay home. Make a plan, vote. Our democracy is literally on the line.

    • @SailRahh
      @SailRahh Год назад +2

      Too Cold

    • @daren7889
      @daren7889 Год назад +19

      Women will definitely vote for BIDEN! And to quote the Helen Reddy song "In numbers too BIG TO IGNORE! " ♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️🌊♀️♀️🌊♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️🌊♀️

    • @jodywho6696
      @jodywho6696 Год назад +8

      ✨💙✨🇺🇸✨💙✨🇺🇸✨💙✨🇺🇸✨

    • @victormihai3929
      @victormihai3929 Год назад

      Yes. And we need to stop mail in ballots and enforce voter ID so Trump can't steal the election!

  • @gljm
    @gljm Год назад +914

    Last time we saw Kellyanne she was flying on her broom spelling out "Surrender Biden" in smoke over the White House.

    • @howardhales6325
      @howardhales6325 Год назад +56

      Oh, I thought I dreamed that.

    • @Iseerightthruyou
      @Iseerightthruyou Год назад +82

      I swear she looks like the Crypt Keeper from Tales of the Crypt.... Lol

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 Год назад +23

      😄😄😄

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Год назад +38

      No. No. No.
      I still have SNL on repeat when she's a vampire demon or something! 😂😂

    • @Free4Ever-grace
      @Free4Ever-grace Год назад +54

      KellyAnne looks like Phillis Diller reincarnated - at 107 years old.

  • @piconano
    @piconano Год назад +88

    As a Canadian I'll translate "eventuality":
    It's a polite way of saying "When sh*t hits the fan"

  • @naveerakhan9622
    @naveerakhan9622 11 месяцев назад +31

    "Living in an apartment over a crack house" is the most apt description of what it feels like sometimes. I'm sorry to my American neighbbours who have to live through it

  • @robertk8335
    @robertk8335 Год назад +332

    From a Saskatonian that’s awesome. Please address the Tucker Carlson “Free Canada” tour Shitshow and bar him from Canada.

    • @snakemongoosepanther
      @snakemongoosepanther Год назад +19

      Amen to that!

    • @buddyflood6761
      @buddyflood6761 Год назад +21

      Damn,we was hoping you would keep him up there for us, give him a walking tour of the frozen tundra or something.....

    • @jerushamaxwell281
      @jerushamaxwell281 11 месяцев назад +21

      Why was Tucker, of all MAGA cranks, allowed to weasel his way into Canadian media? His input is the last thing we need!

    • @ZanderFoulner
      @ZanderFoulner 11 месяцев назад

      as a brief Cal=garian for 4 months 42 years ago I have a special fondness for any Saskatonians. but the onl=y mention i have seen in movies is in Adam Sandl=ers "*Grown ups"* but thatsstil=l= more than Cal=gary

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street 11 месяцев назад +1

      OMG, is he really doing that? (Brit here, so less informed about such things - sorry)
      Tucker Carlson: the man whose expression reminds me of a Labrador trying to figure out how a doorknob works. 🙄

  • @56nickrich
    @56nickrich Год назад +23

    🇨🇦 we've always loved you Jimmy, I'll never forget when you had Toronto's mayor Rob Ford on your show🇨🇦

  • @r.1599
    @r.1599 Год назад +150

    "Poor Canada. It must be like living in an apartment over a crack house."
    🍁You hit the nail on the head. That's exactly what it feels like. It's nerve-wracking living only 40 minutes from the border. 😥

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 Год назад +19

      Hey I’m a Canadian living outside Washington DC what do you think it was like during the trump years. I was totally in the blast zone.

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp Год назад +16

      Wisconsin here. Let's have a brewski and talk about it, eh?

    • @amberts180
      @amberts180 Год назад +8

      We’ve been trying to keep it down but our nutty uncle is Intown for a while.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Год назад +8

      Really old joke, though. It goes back at least to Robin Williams and probably a lot further. I like how one of our politicians put it decades ago, "The Americans are our best friends, whether we like it or not." lolol

    • @buddyflood6761
      @buddyflood6761 Год назад +6

      You should see how it feels living down here! I'd trade you spots,or I'd split rent with you,or can you adopt old men in canada? Lol

  • @martybates9728
    @martybates9728 Год назад +148

    as a Canadian we watch the USA like a car accident, can't look away

    • @tyinva1212
      @tyinva1212 Год назад +5

      You also support the American economy as a Canadian. Thanks for that. Its funny everyone talks bad about usa but we are the best place to be. I just booked a trip to Vegas to watch Lionel Richie for my anniversary. Im playing golf at Pinehurst this year! I own a landscaping business, and my wife works for a local college. Politicians don't affect our lives at all. Most people would do anything to get here. No body is begging to be in Ottawa... lol

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 Год назад +8

      @@tyinva1212 Sure. Lots of cross-border tourism, going both ways. And, lots of waves of refugees from USA flee to Canada - British Loyalists, slaves, commies and gays in the 1950s, draft-dodgers in the 1960s... more recently, lots of Dubya and Trump haters. Ottawa is very pleasant - excellent public transit, lots of outdoor activities in summer and winter (skating on the Rideau canal just opened), and lots of museum-type places. Don't buy the bootleg maple syrup from Maine, make sure it has a maple leaf.

    • @mmmnope7999
      @mmmnope7999 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@tyinva1212Yup. You sound like an American. Golf? Lionel Ritchie? Bleh. Enjoy tho 😅

    • @tyinva1212
      @tyinva1212 11 месяцев назад +1

      @mmmnope7999 sure, i will. Thanks!!! You enjoy whatever brings you happiness

    • @tyinva1212
      @tyinva1212 11 месяцев назад

      @@wendigo53 i dot think many people are going into Canada as are coming into America.

  • @yetanotherone...1814
    @yetanotherone...1814 Год назад +39

    The current PM's father, Pierre Trudeau, a former PM, once commented on being America's neighbour. He said, “Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt.”

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 11 месяцев назад

      And his child bride Margaret would know what that's like...😲 The hypocrisy is amazing...

  • @ricknoyb1613
    @ricknoyb1613 Год назад +23

    MTG calling Nikki Haley a joke, that's rich.

  • @killawofe
    @killawofe Год назад +168

    How does the earth not suck MTG into a void?

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp Год назад +12

      Another question is: How does the earth not get sucked into the void that is MTG's mind?

    • @James_T_Quirk
      @James_T_Quirk Год назад +14

      @killawofe Earth has Standards ...

    • @chrismorin7161
      @chrismorin7161 Год назад +16

      The void spit her out and does not want her back!

    • @813laker
      @813laker Год назад +1

      I just want to find 11780 votes

    • @jimcarter4929
      @jimcarter4929 Год назад +5

      She is the void.

  • @youknowcrimedontpay9257
    @youknowcrimedontpay9257 Год назад +50

    Canada is laughing tonight!
    🇨🇦

    • @moriahsavage5275
      @moriahsavage5275 11 месяцев назад

      Yeah... the whole world is probably laughing tonight..."Trump Time"...
      ....always leave 'em laughing and Confused... 👀🇺🇸🆘️💙💙💙💙💙 l
      VOTE BLUE! & be part of the solution... NOT the problem. Thanks 🔥

  • @danielleohallisey4218
    @danielleohallisey4218 Год назад +224

    That “Patriot Air” bit should run on television every commercial break!

    • @ag4allgood
      @ag4allgood Год назад +16

      Were there flag holders on the wings for the Trump flags ?

    • @mikejankowski6321
      @mikejankowski6321 Год назад +7

      @@ag4allgood They get duct-taped to the winglets.

    • @Lon.BedStuyforLife
      @Lon.BedStuyforLife Год назад +20

      word!! 💯👍🏽
      "Patriot Air... The only planes with truck-nuts." I just couldn't stop laughing!🤣🤣

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 Год назад +6

      That was gold! 😂😂

  • @gilenasimons7081
    @gilenasimons7081 Год назад +17

    DILD-NO will keep me cracking up for days. 🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧

  • @paulastiles5507
    @paulastiles5507 11 месяцев назад +5

    Those Barred Owls at the beginning were a hoot! And so cute!
    I'll see myself out.

  • @Deadpoop-d8b
    @Deadpoop-d8b Год назад +144

    I mean, that IS the TICKET! Take the competency test together on stage. Just make sure Trump didnt have anyone fill his out for him prior to the event.

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Год назад +4

      Have a camera over both of their shoulders, so you can get the play by play, with instant replay, of their selections and corrections.
      Get Fox sports casters to do the calls.

    • @beverlyaiglai7052
      @beverlyaiglai7052 11 месяцев назад +1

      Fox sports casters? Are you joking? I think you are.

    • @debbyrennock8435
      @debbyrennock8435 11 месяцев назад

      Hopefully his bone spurs won't act up, so he can participate in the testing.😅

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Год назад +47

    "How dare you accuse me of being high when I'm clearly just blackout drunk!"
    -Guillermo, paraphrased.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 11 месяцев назад +2

      I always said, tequila is cheaper than marijuana and tastes better

  • @grandpadavid45
    @grandpadavid45 Год назад +296

    Drunk MTG is extremely unappealing. Yuck.

    • @LFetterman7903
      @LFetterman7903 Год назад +80

      A SOBER MTG IS EXTREMELY UNAPPEALING! And that is an understatement!

    • @jamesf791
      @jamesf791 Год назад +55

      ​@@LFetterman7903 A no longer in our lives MTG is very appealing

    • @dearbonks
      @dearbonks Год назад +38

      MTG is Foul

    • @kittikins1
      @kittikins1 Год назад +28

      ​@@dearbonksas the Brits would say, she's a right foul git.

    • @813laker
      @813laker Год назад +20

      I just want to find 11780 votes

  • @gtaylor6937
    @gtaylor6937 Год назад +8

    The Patriot Air skit was fricking hilarious! Gourmet gas station cuisine had me rolling on the floor.

  • @susancrawford2343
    @susancrawford2343 Год назад +85

    Tucker Carlson being invited to Alberta by the Premier is DISGUSTING! He has nothing to offer us - or ANYONE ANYWHERE!
    As an insurrectionist, he shoud not be allowed in our country!

    • @seanstoyroom2021
      @seanstoyroom2021 Год назад +9

      I'm not surprised: Alberta wants to leave Canada. They call thenselves The Texas of The North.

    • @CJ-uo5cl
      @CJ-uo5cl 11 месяцев назад +1

      💯

    • @chesterxman
      @chesterxman 11 месяцев назад +1

      Apparently he drew quite a crowd, so it seems many Albertans disagree with you.

    • @heatheryoung36
      @heatheryoung36 11 месяцев назад +6

      I totally agree with you! That Premier is disgusting, too! Cheers from a fellow Canadian.

    • @lukewilliams9428
      @lukewilliams9428 11 месяцев назад +1

      U sound so angry

  • @JohnDoe-tw8es
    @JohnDoe-tw8es Год назад +87

    As a good Canadian I would vote for Jimmy anytime. Thankyou.....

  • @MayThereBeWorldPeace
    @MayThereBeWorldPeace Год назад +687

    As a Canadian I would have been happy if some type of wall kept Tucker Carlson out of the country yesterday. Love my U.S. neighbours♡❤

    • @jpousson
      @jpousson Год назад +68

      We love you, too. So sorry about that.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Год назад +56

      Go Canada 🍁 😊

    • @MayThereBeWorldPeace
      @MayThereBeWorldPeace Год назад +35

      @@jpousson Aww, thank you😊

    • @karensimon876
      @karensimon876 Год назад +64

      Calgarian here! I can still smell the stence that he left on our beautiful province. I couldn't agree with you more!

    • @MarieWilson-jz8jm
      @MarieWilson-jz8jm Год назад +62

      Tucker is an embarassment.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Год назад +490

    Donnie is very confused... mixing up Nikki / Nancy and Obama / Biden.
    Who's next? Alina / Melania...

    • @deadshot8077
      @deadshot8077 Год назад +5

      Who is “Alina”? Maybe you are the confused one.

    • @AirRedbox
      @AirRedbox Год назад +6

      How could u possibly say anything with Biden in office

    • @RayneBubble.
      @RayneBubble. Год назад +31

      @@AirRedboxlmao. Living in denial

    • @musicinggp
      @musicinggp Год назад +51

      He spends more time with Alina...hmmmmm

    • @cookie-dough-fox69
      @cookie-dough-fox69 Год назад +59

      ​@@deadshot8077 His lawyer. Duh.

  • @leeannnickell172
    @leeannnickell172 11 месяцев назад +4

    We Canadians love you Jimmy❣️

  • @54mgtf22
    @54mgtf22 Год назад +253

    Say no to narcissism
    Say no to extremism
    Say no to authoritarianism
    Say no to fascism
    Say no to Trumpism
    SAY NO TO TRUMP

    • @sillyone52062
      @sillyone52062 Год назад +16

      I don't get the chance to do that until November. But keep preaching the gospel, brother!

    • @archieredman2796
      @archieredman2796 Год назад +14

      Good luck with that when dealing with Trumpets.

    • @hanapackard-haas5374
      @hanapackard-haas5374 Год назад +11

      Amen to that from Europe...

    • @odie411
      @odie411 11 месяцев назад +6

      You forgot about racism 🤔

    • @wankertanker1813
      @wankertanker1813 11 месяцев назад +2

      And no to genocide in Gaza

  • @YodatheHobbit
    @YodatheHobbit Год назад +67

    You can just FEEL the evil in MTG's soul.

    • @galaxyglitterlatte4664
      @galaxyglitterlatte4664 11 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😮😮And that nails on a chalkboard screechy voice is horrific!

    • @tamarareed2845
      @tamarareed2845 11 месяцев назад +1

      😅

    • @moriahsavage5275
      @moriahsavage5275 11 месяцев назад

      You can feel it and see it.... hard to miss !!! 👀🇺🇸🆘️💙💙💙 VOTE BLUE !

  • @Lon.BedStuyforLife
    @Lon.BedStuyforLife Год назад +35

    This segment is on fire! Thanks Jimmy and Team!! 🥰🥰

  • @waris4thewealthy549
    @waris4thewealthy549 Год назад +21

    "Bleached Blonde She Demon"...borrowing this line for my step mother! Thanks Jimmy🤣

  • @februerin
    @februerin 11 месяцев назад +4

    "Paid for with buckets of cask. Give it up, Todd" made me legitimately laugh out loud. Well done, Kimmel writing staff! Bravo!

  • @brewster13ful
    @brewster13ful Год назад +2

    Jimmy Kimmel is an American hero! He is one of the few who has the balls to go after Trump hard!😅 I love u Jimmy Kimmel! God bless you and your family!

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Год назад +108

    Thank you for keeping us sane

  • @bosatsu76
    @bosatsu76 Год назад +506

    Lol... Do NOT run against a world class comedian with a staff of professionals... That was brutal.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 Год назад +16

      Very.

    • @ReaverLordTonus
      @ReaverLordTonus Год назад +50

      Daaaamn, I almost feel sorry for Todd, the man f*cked around and boy oh boy did he find out.

    • @813laker
      @813laker Год назад +45

      I just want to find 11780 votes

    • @philipb2134
      @philipb2134 Год назад +6

      Sometimes a downstream twig might best get caught.
      Al Gore had admitted before a mic, that: Al Gore was so boring that his Secret Service code name was: Al Gore.

    • @philipb2134
      @philipb2134 Год назад +13

      ​@@813lakerSir, we "found'" 11,779.
      What are your next orders?

  • @denisemadigan1038
    @denisemadigan1038 Год назад +72

    The Sadness Is How Her Own Boyfriend Looks A Bit Embarrassed And The Other Guy Wouldn't Even Look At MTG! Like He Was Dismissive Of Her Obvious Drunken Ranting!

    • @Flamenco1313
      @Flamenco1313 Год назад +2

      I am laughing twice… yes…and why did you capitalize the beginning of each word. Maybe a funny bot? Either way great observation.

    • @howardgreenman2908
      @howardgreenman2908 11 месяцев назад +1

      whY diD yoU capitalizE thE firsT letteR oF everY worD?

    • @denisemadigan1038
      @denisemadigan1038 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@howardgreenman2908 for fun...🤫

    • @stargatis
      @stargatis 11 месяцев назад

      Oh, is that an article?

  • @cha0sniper
    @cha0sniper Год назад +4

    That owl at the start really just went, "Sir, I said no cameras." xD

  • @jaws6869
    @jaws6869 Год назад +5

    Sitting here on a dark damp morning in Ireland having a good laugh, Jimmy and his crew killed it this morning😂

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 11 месяцев назад

      Sitting in th wreck left by storms Isha and Jocelyn

  • @gary5717
    @gary5717 Год назад +21

    Great show Jimmy, happy thoughts from Ireland.👍👍

  • @earthjustice01
    @earthjustice01 Год назад +108

    "Pretending you won when you lost is his thing, not Niki Haley's"

  • @BearBreath70
    @BearBreath70 Год назад +92

    From a real Canadian to an honourary Canadian (yes, that's how we spell honourary), I'd vote for Kimmel any day.

    • @crooker2
      @crooker2 Год назад +3

      John Stewart for president. :)

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 Год назад

      ... and how we spell DOCTOUR ... and we eat Canada goose at Thanksgiving and Christmas. 🍁

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 11 месяцев назад +1

      honor in American, honour in British and Canadian English, honorary* in all of them.

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 11 месяцев назад

      @@einundsiebenziger5488 Actually, *_honourary_* is a recognized alternate spelling in Canada.

    • @cornerboynl
      @cornerboynl 11 месяцев назад

      I want Rick Mercer to run against Kimmel.

  • @glennamiles3566
    @glennamiles3566 Год назад +2

    As a Canadian I appreciate your astute vision of how we have to be vigilant to American politics. Keep your friends close....

  • @farrellvanessa
    @farrellvanessa Год назад +2

    Newfoundland if amazing. Glad you're enjoying being a part of it

  • @GPeterson-jw5sp
    @GPeterson-jw5sp Год назад +65

    Patriot Air skit is a timeless classic.

  • @HAmatelot
    @HAmatelot Год назад +75

    "more loose bolts than a Boeing 737 max" best line I've heard in years 🤣😂🤣🥰

  • @erikcareswell6768
    @erikcareswell6768 Год назад +35

    And yes Jimmy.. it IS like living in an apartment over a crack house.

  • @trey54321GO
    @trey54321GO Год назад +6

    "Patriot Air...the only planes with truck nuts." I completely lost it!🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeanhoward4704
    @jeanhoward4704 11 месяцев назад +2

    That Patriot Air segment was an absolute gem..laughed my a.. off

  • @heatherwhittaker6169
    @heatherwhittaker6169 Год назад +88

    Kellyanne is not wrapped too tight 😅...just lives in an alternate universe 😅

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Год назад +7

      With her alternative facts!

    • @dark14life
      @dark14life Год назад +2

      @@jcoopes5604 NEVER FORGET THE BOWLING GREEN MASSACRE

    • @theresasantiago1788
      @theresasantiago1788 Год назад +2

      No...She's Wrapped Too Tight 😮..That's a good face lift.😮

    • @elainehelms4076
      @elainehelms4076 11 месяцев назад +2

      I don’t think she believes what she says. She would just do anything for a buck even if she loses the respect of her now ex-husband and kids.

  • @Rjd-o2p
    @Rjd-o2p Год назад +49

    Kellyanne fell off her broom trying to beat someone to the disabled parking space

  • @TheyStillCallMeRicky
    @TheyStillCallMeRicky Год назад +42

    You've never disappointed me, Jimmy.
    I admore your consistency and Integrity.

  • @Stephanie-eu9bo
    @Stephanie-eu9bo Год назад +2

    lol the owl at the beginning though - the dudes giggling in the background before they got attacked - hilarious

  • @vishwayoga3.14
    @vishwayoga3.14 Год назад +1

    Wow! That was superb. One of the best episodes ever! Brilliant

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Год назад +739

    I love how the longer George Conway and Kellyanne are separated, the healthier and happier George looks and Kellyanne keeps looking more like an actual mummified corpse.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Год назад +16

      Oh, they separated!?

    • @kac0404
      @kac0404 Год назад +35

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Год назад +69

      @@LindaC616 They sure did. I think they might actually be divorced now. Smart man, George.

    • @IpseDixit69
      @IpseDixit69 Год назад +34

      I actually think they are divorced now

    • @kittikins1
      @kittikins1 Год назад +38

      ​@@sheilaboston7051yup, he dodged a bullet.

  • @Shaz416
    @Shaz416 Год назад +43

    We Canadians are 1. Up in American channels trying to ask how the hell America has allowed things to come to this level with chump AGAIN and 2. Contemplating on when to ask Trudeau to build a wall at OUR southern border 🤪

    • @lindablue7494
      @lindablue7494 Год назад +9

      We don't need a wall once he's convicted he won't be allowed to leave the US, and hopefully will be in prison. Although we might want to start making the ice blocks now just in case.

    • @williammartinez840
      @williammartinez840 11 месяцев назад +2

      I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but you're right!🤣🤔

    • @Shaz416
      @Shaz416 11 месяцев назад

      @@williammartinez840 laughing so hard we cry? Lol

  • @lyndakaye5198
    @lyndakaye5198 Год назад +20

    Mr. Kimmel is outstanding with tonight's monolog. Excellent! 🎉

  • @nicholjohnguerrero
    @nicholjohnguerrero Год назад +2

    This is your best monologue in a while jimmy :D

  • @garyjensen3999
    @garyjensen3999 Год назад +1

    Stellar jimmy! Stellar……
    Keep it coming! 😝

  • @Trina_White
    @Trina_White Год назад +27

    You make me giggle, Jimmy! 😂❤👍 From one Canadian to another, Suck it Todd , 😂

  • @ceciliarichter2458
    @ceciliarichter2458 Год назад +19

    That "Patriot Air-commercial" was truly hilarious! 😂

  • @altheagraham783
    @altheagraham783 Год назад +81

    Trudeau called him "Mr. Trump", which is who he is-- NOT Pres. Trump any more.... gotta luv Canada...

    • @wankertanker1813
      @wankertanker1813 11 месяцев назад +5

      I never liked the concept of calling former presidents "Mr President" or "President x". Always "former president so-n-so" (or whatever their name is)

    • @chazzkramer7676
      @chazzkramer7676 11 месяцев назад

      I'll bet you don't call a certain guy Mr. Obama

    • @wankertanker1813
      @wankertanker1813 11 месяцев назад

      @chazzkramer7676 just "Obama". Not "prez".

    • @wankertanker1813
      @wankertanker1813 11 месяцев назад +1

      @davemcd9077 he's not done so good by the First Nations.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@wankertanker1813whatever, not whomever

  • @tigelee7818
    @tigelee7818 11 месяцев назад +2

    Jimmy you got him!!! Love it!!!😂

  • @forest6234
    @forest6234 Год назад +21

    Jimmy Kimmel is the man thanks for bringing comedy to these crazy times. The truck nuts on the plane great. 😂

  • @anblesduke6360
    @anblesduke6360 Год назад +17

    Jimmy keep telling your truth. You are saving our democracy in your way

    • @newname9064
      @newname9064 Год назад +1

      Yeah his truth like he was never on the island 🤣

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks Год назад +3

      @@newname9064 "Wah! My orange king is getting picked on and is going to prison! Wahhh!"

    • @kittikins1
      @kittikins1 Год назад +2

      ​@@newname9064pretty sure you're jealous that you weren't invited. 😊

    • @newname9064
      @newname9064 Год назад

      @@Mark_Brooks Orange King Lol. At least I'm not afraid of him.

    • @Mark_Brooks
      @Mark_Brooks 11 месяцев назад

      @@newname9064 The only people who are scared are your orange king's unindicted co-conspirators in Congress.

  • @tonytse4905
    @tonytse4905 Год назад +22

    Jimmy. Canadian here. Appreciate the shoutout. Yes, we'd love to build a wall.🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dennisheyes4561
      @dennisheyes4561 Год назад +4

      Too long and expensive a boarder for a wall. Plus it would harm the wildlife.
      How about a dome... Located specifically around Trump. I am sure Mexico would chip in for that too.

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde 11 месяцев назад

      If Trump wins and turns the US into a dictatorship….. you will wish you had built a wall, because there will millions of US refugees at your door!

  • @gilenasimons7081
    @gilenasimons7081 Год назад +3

    Best shoutout evah! To borrow from Mr Myers, she’s burnt! 🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧

  • @christophermerlot3366
    @christophermerlot3366 Год назад +6

    BTW the joke about Canada being an apartment over a crack house is a recycled Robin Williams joke, though Williams said it was 'loft over a meth lab.'

  • @suzannemartin5420
    @suzannemartin5420 Год назад +41

    Canadians thinking like … “they are living in an apartment over a crack house!” Couldn’t have said it any better!

    • @gary-rr7jp
      @gary-rr7jp Год назад +3

      Or next to the trailer park at the edge of town.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Год назад +210

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊🤗❤️🖐

  • @leelei4636
    @leelei4636 Год назад +19

    I love you Jimmy Kimmel because you, and Stephen Colbert, have helped me get through the trump (I won't capitalize his name) years.

  • @ilonafrissina5617
    @ilonafrissina5617 Год назад +2

    Jiimmy Kimmel I have to say your late night shows have been great. I see lots of energy . ❤❤❤

  • @1024Pete
    @1024Pete Год назад +2

    Why are people slobbering, drooling and belittling themselves over Trump? Why are people like Sen. Tim Scott saying “I Love You!” to Trump on national TV. What kind of power does he have that can make people look silly? Not falling for the dark side.

  • @JSmith-gg4yh
    @JSmith-gg4yh Год назад +20

    Yes, it is like living above a crack house.

  • @leeproulx7412
    @leeproulx7412 Год назад +24

    I keep saying that this is now my favourite Jimmy Kimmel monologue, and this time I mean it. I honestly don’t know how they become better each time, because I think that they’re always brilliant, but they just do.

  • @ElizabethBidinger
    @ElizabethBidinger Год назад +24

    Loved your monologue Jimmy. Keep up the great work enlightening viewers on the dangers of all things Trump. Patriot Air was sadly funny.

  • @SqueakyWeasel247
    @SqueakyWeasel247 Год назад +4

    Straight outta the John Oliver playbook … awesome!

  • @heinleinreader
    @heinleinreader Год назад +2

    Do you mean that he was gracious enough to only insult him for the next three days? Careful there, KellyAnne, your alternative reality bubble is close to bursting.

  • @mattmanley7118
    @mattmanley7118 Год назад +67

    Always a good show!!

  • @vanessahumphrey-ghazi8342
    @vanessahumphrey-ghazi8342 Год назад +97

    I thought Scaryanne Conway's job was being the official scarecrow at Trump's golf courses.

  • @robinparker6178
    @robinparker6178 Год назад +10

    I'm Canadian and yes, we discussed building a wall in 2016

  • @sherrieschmidt6869
    @sherrieschmidt6869 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve had an owl swoop at my head. They don’t give AF!

  • @oakfat5178
    @oakfat5178 Год назад

    Jimmy K, I love reading your show! The font, the font size, the spelling, and such beautiful penmanship. The butterflies, flowers and faeries in the corners are a lovely personalised touch as well.

  • @rebekahogle9021
    @rebekahogle9021 Год назад +182

    Trump incredibly gracious? I must have blinked.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Год назад +14

      I'm pretty sure that was when Trump passed out after a chicken wing binge. That is the only time he doesn't have something vile coming out of his mouth. Not words, at least.

    • @shahnulislam9897
      @shahnulislam9897 Год назад +13

      Yeah, the cameras missed that too

    • @PaulTullett-e8h
      @PaulTullett-e8h Год назад +11

      Trump Gracious? How would he do that? 🤣

    • @carolannpacificadam1944
      @carolannpacificadam1944 Год назад +8

      Laughed at that!!!
      Gracious. BUAHA HAHAHA HA ha ha ha ha ha

    • @IpseDixit69
      @IpseDixit69 Год назад +7

      I just had milk come out of my nose. Thanks for the laugh. 😂

  • @merlinlucas8280
    @merlinlucas8280 Год назад +350

    I will bet anyone that Trump would never take a side by side competence test against anyone. He knows he would lose, BIGGLY !

    • @Greg-io1ip
      @Greg-io1ip Год назад +29

      You can hear Donni Bottom already losing his test challenge: "Rigged test, I won!"

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Год назад +17

      Funny thing is he didn't even didn't even say competency test. He got confused and said something like compatibility test... which I guess means he already failed the test.

    • @marccartrendsllc9478
      @marccartrendsllc9478 Год назад +5

      @@Greg-io1ip😂😂😂😂

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Год назад +9

      @@kingjamos2422I think he said "aptitude test" which is idiotic.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Год назад +9

      @@marshwetland3808 Thank you. That's what it was, I knew it was something like that. That was driving me Trump... I mean crazy. Ah, same thing.

  • @bmcc12
    @bmcc12 Год назад +34

    Marge is such a clown. She is my major source of comedy!

  • @Aerospace_Education
    @Aerospace_Education Год назад +4

    I want to see Todd and Jimmy on the debate stage!!! Would be epic. Please make that happen.

  • @reneelyndamartinez1362
    @reneelyndamartinez1362 Год назад +88

    You keep us SANE, Jimmy. Humor is our saving grace. 😁

  • @peachesandpoets
    @peachesandpoets Год назад +92

    I love when Jimmy comes up with ideas to drive Trump nuts 😂. Yes start a birther conspiracy about him

  • @bolaadetiba8220
    @bolaadetiba8220 Год назад +38

    “The only plane with truck nuts”!! 😂😂😂

  • @bryancroley2667
    @bryancroley2667 Год назад +4

    Objectively, truck nuts are hilarious

  • @lindaliestman4397
    @lindaliestman4397 11 месяцев назад +1

    Love the Barred Owl attack vid!

  • @Humordoomer
    @Humordoomer Год назад +104

    Nikki won in a way, she was able to close the gap and I think she can have a strong shot at closing it and perhaps beating Trump. The more the drumph teams disses her, the more you know they are totally freaking out. Nikki, be strong, go for it.

    • @mercinary110
      @mercinary110 Год назад +5

      😂😂

    • @arbaz102
      @arbaz102 Год назад +7

      @@mercinary110bro this lady has no idea what she talking about

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 Год назад

      @@arbaz102 OP is right. The strategic thing for trump to do would be to ignore her. But he's so much of a narcissist he's incapable of that. I don't remember him mentioning Biden once during his NH victory speech, but he attacked Nikki dozens of times.

    • @debraderoos5225
      @debraderoos5225 Год назад +8

      I don't want either one. But Haley needs to hang in there because little Trump is going to prison.

    • @mercinary110
      @mercinary110 Год назад +1

      @@debraderoos5225 🤣🤣

  • @sharonkellner7126
    @sharonkellner7126 Год назад +14

    Santos will put on his party dress and party baby!!

  • @tonyellerton8845
    @tonyellerton8845 Год назад +139

    NO Canadians are worried that Trump will close down our Timmy Ho's
    Canadians love you Jimmy.!!!

  • @turdferguson2982
    @turdferguson2982 11 месяцев назад +2

    Kimmel is on the list.

  • @chrissnape9537
    @chrissnape9537 11 месяцев назад +2

    As a Canadian i loved this 😅

  • @Pork-c1g
    @Pork-c1g Год назад +60

    How does Canada prepare for trump? They break out the post hole diggers.

    • @susanrhodes9079
      @susanrhodes9079 Год назад +3

      Build that wall! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 Год назад

      We already have a wall at OUR 🍁southern border. It blocks the obsolete CP rail bridge across the Niagara River. It works, because it is short and manned.

  • @jannetteberends8730
    @jannetteberends8730 Год назад +18

    Good morning America, 🧡 from the Netherlands

    • @castheeuwes1085
      @castheeuwes1085 Год назад +1

      Nou, daar zitten ze op te wachten..

    • @dr.g3860
      @dr.g3860 Год назад

      It's only 9:30 pm here in California.

    • @jodywho6696
      @jodywho6696 Год назад

      Good morning✨💙💜💚💛✨

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 Год назад

      @@castheeuwes1085 tuurlijk, ze hebben alle goeds nodig in deze stressvolle tijden. En jij ook een goede dag toegewenst 😀

    • @sharonireland7244
      @sharonireland7244 Год назад

      Hello from San Francisco

  • @xyzzdoe3674
    @xyzzdoe3674 Год назад +33

    Haley giving a speech that sounds like she won is expert trolling by Haley. Looking forward to more!

  • @happiersoul
    @happiersoul Год назад +3

    I love starting the day laughing with Jimmy. He and his writers are brilliant. I don't know what I'm going to do when the orange dictator puts them in prison. God help us.

  • @TheakaStanley
    @TheakaStanley Год назад +1

    Patriot air was hilarious 😂. Where can I get this "infomercial"... Lol

  • @studio1954thereflections
    @studio1954thereflections Год назад +11

    Lol Jimminee Kimmel ...the shows just keep getting funnier ! Love how you mention Canada from time to time ....just remember when the water levels rise and your house boat needs a dock lol come to Canada cause we are one big rock ! 🇨🇦❤️🇨🇦 love your show!

  • @Matt-hs9gw
    @Matt-hs9gw Год назад +8

    That is not a F'ing joke. Owls are elite deadly predators.